>It is an Age of Darkness.
>But also an age of Light.
>the universe stands at the brink of a pudding-less existence
>Though, in the end, the Culinary Arts always prevail.
>Everyone is Super/Trans/Posthuman
>By decree it is illegal to be between 7'0" and 5'0" in height.
>>61483547Mankind is completely alone in the universe
>,but they don't really make too much of a fuss about it
>The noble Empire valiantly battles the corrupt, decadent Republic for control of half the galaxy.
>The other half has pudding.
>>61483622>Being humans though, they were completely fine with this development, filling the empty space with hundreds of human sub species through genetic manipulation, cybernetic augmentaion, and selective breeding.
>The only song people can listen to is Macarena
>Mecha-Hitler has returned.
The Empire selfishly hoards pudding in a vain attempt to stave off the encroaching time of darkness.
>The sun has exploded.
Also everyone is catgirls
>>61483639>The noble Republic reluctantly battles the fascist, repressive Empire for control of half the galaxy.
>>61483690Elite men and women know as Pudingeers valiantly scour thte universe for every last drop of pudding left
>The only flavor of pudding is Onions Sauce
>Ruling from their Porcelain Thrones, the few surviving Master Chefs in the galaxy jealously guard the last pudding recipe in existence from both the Empire and the Republic.
>>61483713The beast inside the Sun has hatched, hungry for pudding.
>The Master Chef's efforts are all for naught as the recipe has been stolen already
>>61483714>And catboys. Catboys and catgirls everywhere. All warring over pudding
>>61483547litterally, due to a fuck up by a still hanging around at the time precursor race, all visual light in existance within a certain intensity now carrys a deadly, quick spreading, slightly magical, bio-weapon. Trillions died in an instant, the survivors who either managed to avoid most of the negative effects of the virus, or where in a dark place when it hit their home worked together to destroy all light in existance, all the while evolving themselfs to adapt to the dark, by cybernetic enhancement or biological tinkering. >10'000 years have passed, and the survivors have grown to inhabit the once abandoned worlds, however, it seems that their efforts to lock away light were for not, as it slowly begins creeping back into reality.>worse still a new cult, comprising of people from all races, who mysteriously are immune to the lights infection have risen up to spread it to all the corners of existence. >bonus points if from a lore perspective none of the surviving races know what light is or describe it as such to the reader
>legends tell of a rampant bioweapon that converts its hosts into pudding>unfortunately the weapon was a failure, the pudding is inedible
>Zeon has returned... again, and led by Vampire Gihren.
>legends speak of a chosen flan, who will usher in a new age of decadence
>Char has never betrayed anyone in his entire life.
>Catgirls are larger and stronger compared to Catboys by a significant margin
>The ratio of Catboys to Catgirls is 100:1
>>61483785>As the armies of the Sous-Chef converge on the ship carrying the catgirl thief, she hides the recipe in the memory banks of an android and sends him on a quest to locate the one man with the culinary power to bring pudding back to the galaxy
Mecha-Hitler and Vampire-Gihren's Nazeon Alliance threatens to overcome the earth sphere...
>>61483875>every generation the ratio reverses
>>61483875>The ratio of Catboys to Catgirls is 10:1Oops.>>61483903>There are Trolls existing as well, but they are hunted and killed for the succulent Key Lime Pudding inside them.
>Robot racing is a favorite past time for all people
>>61483886>the droid crash lands on a dessert planet, in a field of sugar
>the redditor tries for another "tg gets shit done" screencap, not realizing that old board culture is dead and buried
>>61483899>...and steal it's pudding hoard for themselves.
>>61484005>They're too late, as all the pudding has already been consumed.
The most common name in the galaxy is Ian.
>>61484110>the least common name in the galaxy is Arthur
>>61484110>The second most common is Edith
>There are only three available names. Anything else is forbidden
>>61483993He doesn't realize that people like him are the reason the old board culture died
>Incomprehensible screaming announces the return of a dark plague of uncontrollable monsters from a distant galaxy, the Irish
>>61484187>One is Chadwick thumdercock
>>61484211>Not the Gypsies
WHERE'S MY COMFY WORLDBUILDING? WTF WHY IS TG SUCH A FUCKING SHITHOLE? I SWEAR TO GOD IM BETTER OFF JUST STAYING AT V
>God exists, but only as a metaphor.
>>61484302>metaphors exist but only as a god
>>61484211>The Irish are responsible for consuming 99.985% of all pudding in the universe before the shortages.
>>61484325>the god of metaphors exists in a state of incomprehensible pain, constantly ground between the fabric of reality and the wheels of paradox>though apprentice chefs decipher recipes too delicious to exist from his screams, none have found a way to produce more pudding
>>61484245There is no comfy worldbuilding. Only pudding.>Pudding gives all the required minerals and nutrients required for a Posthuman Catboy/Girl
>catgirl cup sizes scale from DD to F>in the grim darkness of the far future, back pain runs rampant
>>61484539>Pudding is the most common cure for back pain.
>>61484539>Catboy penis size starts at 12 inches>Passing out from low blood pressure runs rampant
>>61484597>Pudding is the most common cure for chronic low blood pressure.
>>61484597>75% of the catboy population are degenerate shotas>/ss/ runs rampant
>Cookies are soul-devouring eldritch abominations
>>61484378>the God of Chefs used to exist once, but went mad and ate itself out of all possible and impossible realities>the concept of Chefs only barely survived from this event and many legendary recipes were lost
>at least one but as many as one thousand humans have been isekai'd into the universe
>>61484719>all isekai'd humans had their souls eaten by Cookies and were immediately made into mindless fodder
>>61484245You made it too freefrom. These things usually go better if you have some kind of reference (e.g a map, a set of rules/guidelines etc). I applaud your effort OP. Don't give up, we can change /tg/ for the better if we keep trying to make quality threads.
>>61484740>they still exist as philosophical zombies, completely not sentient but behaving exactly as they would if their souls hadn't been consumed>except they spontaneously combust if they approach a large enough concentration of pudding
>>61484775>>61484775>they also regularly attempt to debate regular humans in nonsense philosophy debates and attempt to swallow their souls
>>61484719>I Was A NEET Until I Died, But I Was Reborn In A Science-Fantasy Land Full Of Busty Catgirls!?
>>61484800And then you got soul-eaten by eldritch Cookies. Unfortunate, but at least you have a purpose now.
>>61484800Make it longer.>I Was A NEET Until I Died, But Me And My High School Class Were Reborn In A Science-Fantasy Land Full Of Busty Catgirls And Cute Catboys Who Constantly Fight Over Pudding And Battle Against The Irish, And I'm The Only One Who Knows How To Cook?!?
>>61484631>>61484584>Catgirls can only acquire this healing pudding from Shota Catboy penis and vice versa for Catboys from Catgirl Breasts
>>61484907>the pudding naturally forms on its own and can be created, but the natural formation is impossibly-slow and the recipe, whilst known, is immensely lethal for most chefs
a future evil awakens
>>61484948>The most effective and efficient way of obtaining said pudding is through tender loving intercourse between Catboys and Catgirls who love and care for each other.
>>61483832>the dark universe takes place after the pudding crisis as its own spin off series.>in their attempts to stave off the inevitable, the well intentioned but foolish Empire develops a terrible bio weapon that will rid them self's of both the republic, and their shortage.>when its deployed at first it seems like a great success.>99.97% casualty rate, billions of pounds of pudding all ready to go, and due to quarantine successful recapture of the weapon. >however as the Nobles celibate deep in their labs the scientists are worried, they've lost contact with a recon team they sent to recover samples, long after the nanites making up the bio-weapon should have lost power, and worse their initial appraisal of the new pudding stocks indicated they were practically inedible>by the time their new robotic survey team arrives too late, the nanties that adapted to solar power also developed micro solar sails, taking them acrossed the universe on a road of star light. Right back home to the neighboring Catboy Empire. >The surgery screams above were drowned out as the scientists worked to repel their horrific confectionery creation.>elsewhere in the universe aliens fared far worse, with the ring closest to the old human republic dieing without even a warning, it took a full light year of death before the outer speices caught on to the true nature of the mysterious pudding plague.>all the while, deep below the now decrepit royal complex the catboy scientists pulled out their whiskers trying to counter the bioweapon, and warn the rest of the galexy of their failure.>Salvation came, as it usually does, in the form of teintical monsters. On Hentalia 5 the gelatinous Rapearolic species began to stir agian, while their body's transformed into onion pudding, their minds remained intact, do to the bio-crystaline protective coating surrounding it. Although diminished, the goo's set out making contact with the rest of the survivors.
>>61485039>most of the outer rim was saved due to the forewarning and in the process they made contact with the surviving cat boys.>together they determined that there could be no cure, nor sure fire way to end the plague, and they only had enough resources for one or two trys. >the situation had grown worse for the catboys, as part of their labs had to be abandoned after a sudden incursion by the nanites.>in conference with the surviving outer rim planets, the races decided eliminating the pudding bots power source was the only way to truly end this desert nightmare. >the surviving catboys set to work using the hidden technology of the entire universe to eliminate light itself from this plain of existence. >Meanwhile their tentacled comrades used their vast in-depth knowledge of anatomy to help the outer rim species alter their body's for the shift to a sunless and puddingless horizon.>finally a full half century after the fall of the republic, the last of the carboys have done it, most of them catgeezers by this point, they have finaly developed a device that will force all visual spectrum light out of this reality and into a separate pocket detention. >the only catch is to activate the device and survive the catboys much launch it into space, something they have no way of doing.>with tearfull goodbyes, the catboys get their gooie friends to promise to watch over the device, and the new races, before as one they pull the lever, ending the age of light.>and starting a new age of hope.>hope for a future.>hope that the pudding sins of the past will never be repeated.
>>61484245But how would worldbuilding fare in 40k
>the eldritch evil Cookies and the future evil Cake fight a war in heaven for control of the last pudding recipe in the galaxy>they are opposed by the noble Empire and Republic who fight a war to control half the galaxy>they are opposed by a secretive league of chefs who control the other last pudding recipe in the galaxy>though it was stolen by Princess Cat-Leia>sent to sugar-land on not-r2d2>where A Normal Japanese High Schooler has just appeared, straight from the explosion that destroyed his cooking class>he has, however, has had his and his classmates souls devoured by the Cookie Monster, the added power tipping the Cookie-Cake balance>his soulless body is the only thing left in the galaxy capable of producing more pudding, but he and his friends™ will spontaneously combust if they get too close to it
>>61485140>he also tends to babble nonsense at people and eat their souls without warning>the Cookie and Cake Overmind laughs horrendously into the unending darkness of infinity
>>61484110>everyone named Keith was put into concentration camps for reasons no one remembers around 300 years ago
>>61484332>leaving only potatoes and smashed beer glasses in their wake, the former of which are now completely inedible and toxic to the average human
>>61485062>dramatic space opera about the destruction of nearly all sentient life as the last survivors of a galactic catastrophe throw the universe into an unending night to which there is no escape>>61485140>>61485180>wacky slice of life but its fans like to say that it's "way darker than it seems at first" so they don't have to acknowledge it as weebshit
>>61485287>"slice of life">insertlaughingCake.jpg
>>61485324This is exactly what I mean, man. No matter how many souls this guy sucks out or how many dark platitudes he whispers into the dark places the living may not tread he's still just walking around gathering a harem of cute kemono guys and girls who may or may not be going increasingly insane from being forced to comprehend ideas that are aggressively antithetical to the act of thinking itself.The manga was great, yeah, but this spin-off series is just pathetic pandering to waifu-freaks and yaoi-loving fujoshi. I bet you ten bucks a gacha launches within the year.
>>61484245>implying this isn't the exact type of quality worldbuilding this board is known for
>>61485395>implying he isn't just gathering more food for when he inevitably gives in and gulps them all downThe same thing happened with all of his classmates and friends. Mark my words, this entire thing will end on a downer.
>>61485191Even to this day, the clan of Keith demands reparations
>>61485395>>61485431Ever since he was introduced, all the doujins are Vore. I'm sick and tired of Vore hentai.
>>61485491>the genocide was effective so no one knows who the clan is, every time some people get to thinking they're part of it though they end up making a real stink.>it gets to the point where the intergalactic community puts them back into camps out of annoyance.>thats what happened last time too.>every half millennium or so the Keith cycle restarts itself
>>61485431I fucking wish this hack author would do something interesting with his setting. I'm 90% sure he'll just keep running around eating civilians (who probably deserve it because this idiot keeps insisting that Hiro isn't a bad guy even though he's a fucking meat puppet of an eldritch abomination that regularly consumes the fucking souls of the living, damning them to an eternity of torment in CM's great maw).I half think he's gonna try pulling a redemption arc, but god knows he won't do it well.Like fuck he's getting rid of the catboy traps or the the protag's "rival" with the melon-sized tits, though. If he doesn't realize people are only reading for the softcore porn he's an idiot.I'd rather have another 10 chapters of Yukiko getting beaten with souffles running from the Chef than chug through more of this schlock, christ.
>>61485575Being fair, nobody actually *enjoys* being eaten by a mass of disgusting Cookie-dough in mortal form.
>>61485663I swear the manga only exists for the Yakuza to launder money through.
>>61485663>>61485688>actually reading the shitty spinoff manga>not reading the original stuff that it steals fromIn the original stories, the character and all the other isekai'd guys were clearly portrayed as being little more than puppets for the Cookies to devour more souls. And the spirit-rape scenes weren't played for jokes either.
>>61485663How do you make a generic space opera any more boring than it usually is? Add an isekai "affably" evil protagonist and remove any trace of story except the endless search for more waifubait characters to market the fuck out of.It has such great source material, too. The last cat scientist dooming the lesser races to try and save them? The heroes taking one last look at each other as all the light in the universe goes out? Such a great scene.Too bad you can't monetize a tragic story like that. Too bad the fucking hack Author won't write a sequel. Makes me fucking sick, it does.
>>61485749I mean, the metaplot about the Cookie Monster manipulating basically fucking everything to burn out all the light in the universe was interesting, but the isekais were barely a footnote in the original story. There are only, what, 30 of them? Against a galaxy of trillions? The author obviously didn't think they'd get so popular. I'd say it's nice that the author deigns to drip-feed us some more lore about how your average space-kemono lives, but he couldn't have picked a worse way to do it. The spirit-rape was also way less hot in the original desu.
>>61485811The author can't write a sequel, the original crashed the Japanese pudding market just 4 weeks after the second volume. Think about what could happen to the Japanese economy if a sequel were ever made.
>>61485905You know what let's stop talking about the story and make a new one.>The first FTL Drives are hitting the market
>>61485935It's basically a classic, it seems like he'd at least be planning a reboot by now.
>>61485811>>61485905>>61485935>all of this is actually an in-universe discussion on a local subforum cut off from the greater universe. One that has gone mad without pudding
>>61485954they're powered by the mental suffering of weebs in stasis. Said weebs are traped reading about the aforementioned setting.
>>61485954>FTL travel will open up new pudding sources for catboys
>>61483547Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
>>61486009>the catboys have set out to /ss/ with every species in the known universe
>>61486005>>61486008>all lore up to these posts has been retroactively adapted into an anime beamed into the mind of captive weaboos to use their nerd pain to bore holes between the starsNice
>>61486133>the FTL drives were developed by species fleeing the pudding virus, as one escape attempt.
>>61486133It's like a reverse 40k. Except with pudding and shota catboys.
but how do we fit giant robots into this?
>>61483875>>61483875>the ratio of catboys to catgirls has been varying wildly as of late>this is due to the relatively recent purges of catpeople populations from Republic worlds>mostly because catpeople are seen as a shining example of the degeneracy of ye old Earthe's first forays into non-medical genetic engineering>to the people of the Republic, catpeople are everything wrong with ye old Earthe: Decadent, lazy, oversexed, and chock-full of genetic decisions that had nothing to do with adapting to distant worlds, as is seen as "proper">the Empire, of course, seized on the opportunity to mock the Republic, regardless of any number of former imperial policies that have been quickly shoved under the metaphorical rug>>61484187>Ian>Arthur>EdithAnd then there's also Chadwick and formerly Keith. What could've lead to the slow reduction of names?
>>61486496>What could've lead to the slow reduction of names?Inbreeding, obviously.
>>61486496>What could've lead to the slow reduction of names?catpeople can identify eachother by the musk given off from their 12-inch cocks, so names are really more of a formality left over from the precursors.
>>61486811Well yeah, obviously. I figure things got real degenerate real fast once people figured out you could just engineer away the negative consequences of inbreeding.
>>61483547Ancient humanoid mechs that are a remnant of a long dead civilization are sought after for their power and destructive advanced weaponry that humanity cannot replicate yet.
>>61486310>>61486925The robots are powered by milk.
The thread was delicious.
>>61485954>but FTL is promptly charged with assault, trapping humanity in the Sol system for the foreseeable future.
>>61483566Came here to post this.Have a (you)
>>61484187> Being a Kevin is double forbidden.
>For more than a hundred centuries the few surviving Master Chefs in the galaxy sit on their Porcelain Thrones. They are the masters of the last known pudding recipe by the will of the god of Chefs and masters of a million non pudding dishes by the might of their inexhaustible sous chefs. They are rotting carcasses writhing invisibly with power from the time of the precursors. >The Cat Lord of the vast noble empire of Man continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the lawyer-infested miasma of faster than light, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the promise of new sources of pudding. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from the decadent republic, cookies, Mecha-Hitler and Vampire-Gihren's Nazeon Alliance -- and far, far worse.>To be a catboy in such times is to be one amongst untold billions of Ians, Arthurs, and Ediths. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget light, for even it has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of recipes, for in the grim dark future there is only pudding. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of onion sauce, and the laughter of the Irish.
What the fuck it's going on in this thread?
>>61494553Summer, summer never changes.
Everyone has at least one dick. If you were born with one, your second one grows in later.
>>61494553Classic /tg/ insanity.
>>61494621>kevins never get their second dick, as if they had enough to deal with
>>61494553exactly what needs to be going on, anon
This is just a recycled mashup of Dark Souls and 40k.
>>61483547I am saving this thread to my computer.
>>61496004There is one redeeming factor to being a kevin
Eh, needs more pudding.
>>61486310They terrorize techno elves in their techno villages by taking giant techno dumps that are made out of pudding.
>however, all of the above is a lie
>>61505990>and yet it is also more true than anything else. But is also less
>>61506034hey man you must be new this is /tg/ 4chans tradition gaming board 4chan has many boards including one for talking about politics called /pol/ so if you want to talk about politics please go there, everybody else is here to talk about traditional games
>>61506030>The Pudding King reigns from his throne of plastic.