Part 1:>>60632606Part 2:>>60654601Part 3:>>60670645Note, the plot has ended already, this is just here so Drawfags and Writefags for Segmentus Command can tie this up tighter than it already isThere will not be any time travel shenanigans starting up any new conflict (I honestly don't wanna greentext writefag into another clusterfuck) Summary:>Guardsman stationed in the Gulliman Sector on backwater planet of Antioch XLII is afraid he is going to get blammed by Commissar for having Saint Celestine Body Pillow>Inquisition is notified by guardsman that Commissar is a Xenofucking heretic and things explode into a multi faction battle between Tau, Traitor Guard, Loyalist Guard, and Inquisition>Conflict awakens sleeping Necrons, and begins to attract Orks, Chaos, nids, Eldar (both regular and dark flavor), and many others who want to join the conflict>Weeaboo Guardsman, now commander is now guarding the body pillow of Celestine while trying to survive>Orks are running rampant after a mad dok fused some boyz with Tyranids>Chaos Tau on nearby craftworld end up darkening the entire dammed thing before turning the craftworld into a flying Daemon craftworld fighting a Hivefleet>Orknids are rampaging and currently fighting Kriegers and Necrons>Commander WaifuGuard ordered Deathstrike Missiles and destroyed Daemon Craftworld>WaifuCommander ended up meeting with Sororitas and almost gets blammed by traitor Commissar>WaifuCommander Ascends to Sainthood, Commissar Ascends to Daemonhood>Daemon Commissar gets chased into center of the planet where an Aeonic Orb sits, it explodes, killing only the daemons and most xenos>Saint Waifufag and the imperium work with the splitnered Eldar and build up the planet as craftworld>Ork on a space hulk gets robbed of half of his Queen music as he warps away>Necron Tombworld gets destroyed by ork missiletrukk and two necron lords
One issue with the summary.The blast didn't kill the daemons and T'au either.Theo ne who teleported everyone away was the Daemon Commisar in a last momment of sanity.Chaos guys were thrown into warp.Ta'u back to the fleet and the Eldar and Imperials onto the moon as in uderstand.Not use maybe in the momment of Clarity the Commisar did decide to let the Daemons die. But that'd be kind of out of character.
Ultramarinebro here.Glad I could help make this a memorable thread!Also, I'm happy that Farseer got what she wanted. The whole time she was chasing Guardsman and Psykerbro, the "Benny Hill Theme" was playing in my head
>>60686852Those fucking Bayonets are perfect M8
I know the thread link is right there but I might as well post the first thread screencap
>>60687211You're doing the emperor's work anon
>>60687110Apothecarybro here, thanks for making the space hulk both memorable and enjoyable to writei was hoping that she'd cockblocked till the end but i must admit this ending is more sadisfactory
>>60687277I think the poor girl might have actually exploded had that continued. Would have been funny as shit, but I agree. The ending she got was very satisfying.
>>60687277 It's not like people didn't try to cockblock her... or hit her with the back end of a giant Ork rocket-sled-thing when she was about to mount the poor guardsman
>>60686852I was here when this first started, and I want it known that this future 1d4chan meme was allowed to go too far.
Maybe,but at least the exterminatus Card wasn't pulled soGive a 0'7 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment
>>60687581I know and look how it turned out.
>>60687544On the bright side, Psykerbro now has a Daemonette GF/Stalker. Make of that what you will.
>>60687735Given the average daemonic stalkers for humans with psykers in 40k (lookin' at you Eisenhorn), I'd say psykerbro did pretty well all things considered.
There were a few rections in thread 3.Should we copy them here or will they be dug out?
I'll go back and copy them here
>>60687887Probably should copy them so they are not lost
Cheers guys, had a blast in these threads since the start. My chars where mostly a collab with my gf, until she had to leave around the time of the Daemon Prince firing the OrbWe had a blast writing the daemonnete and even Vögeln with his failure. At the end we were Vögeln, daemonette, destroyer lord,aeonic orb, a rando guardsmen, the titan and arch magosKudos to F.Merkury and guards+psykerbro, the eldar, the immortal eldar, the necron lords, comissar... Actually, cheers to everyone, you guys made us remember why /tg/ can be awesome when it gets its shit togheter. [Spoiler] kinda like the imperium
>>60688011Man, did I fuck up that spoiler
Here's all the reactions i found compiled in one post for your reading pleasure>Be The Emporer of Mankind>See this entire shitshow unravel over a fucking body pillow>Watch it all turn out better than I thought>It's now an imperial shrine world>Massive Imperium victory>The other chaos gods are pissed at Tzeench because this was apparently his plan>They call him a traitor>Send him a message thanking him for making this planet a shrine world just to rub it in>For once, everything turned out better than expected>Satisfiedskeletonsigh.gold>Be Gork>Or Mork>Can't member now>Anywayz>Somethin' callin me>Look at the mater..meate...DA WAGGGHHHH PLACE>Foind this planet>Zoggin me this planet>It looks like a really gud foite happnd here>See nekron bits, orky trees, orky bugs ,orky bug tanks, some proppa weird pointy eared ship bits>Da whole place looks like a krumpin world>Da whole planet stinkks of the human Warlord too>Hear that blue bird did this>Noway.WAAAAAAAGGGGHHH>Gotta keep my oeyes on this world>Could make a proppa WAAAAAAAAGGGGHH
Forgot the Tzeentch one> be Tzeench> told everyone that this was my keikkaku> they keep telling me I did jackshit and send the least of my forces> shutup.warpsorcery> convince the lesser Chaos God's that they are idots> ...> does not end in Exterminatus> 3 Imperium Wins> Shrine World established> other Chaos Gods think I'm a traitor> need to pathetically apologize> worst stolen keikkaku ever:€
I wonder, is any drawfag actually woring on some art based of these? Just wondering what moments theyd choose.
>>60688810I am but I gotta finish the screencaps first
>>60688810I'd try, but I'm absolutely shit at drawing. Like, can't make a straight line with a fucking ruler bad.
Guys... I just had a dawning realization.What happened to the Harlequin that slapped Farseer? After the smack, she noticed a strange feeling... do we have another horny Eldar running around somewhere?>scared.jpg
>>60689121Do it anyway. Its always fun to try and theres no such thing as bad drawfaggotry. Plus even stick figure art to remember this moment would be awesome
So uh,do we have any details to discuss or is it time for the drawfags to start the rememberance paintings?
>>60689643I guess this is it. Now we just need someone with enough patience to do the evangelion "congratulations" scene with every character from the threads
>every characterThat's gonna be a long drawingHope that one drawfag that's archiving the threads finishes soon
>>60689643We can discuss favorite characters and scenes whilst the Remembrancers work their artistic/autistic mojo, perhaps?
>>60689643It's really just waiting until this all gets screencapped and drawfags to do their thing
>>60689748Almost done with the second screencap boi
>>60689770Praise the Emperor!
Anyone got a suitable epilogue for Nurgle and Khorne? Might as well make them now for posterity/closure
I'll take a crack at it>Be Khorne>That went much,much wilder than expected>That fucking bird and his retarded plans gave the Imperials the planet AND made another Spawn of the Anathema>But hey, the river flows nicely with the blood spilled on the system>And the stories that come from this will be legend>Notthatbad.bloodhthirster>Still pissed since that faggot Slannesh and her faggoty fucking followers got the bloody fucking spotlight
"So, Chapter Master, you are saying that one of the greatest skirmshes of the millenia has transpired within the borders of the Ultima Segmentum, due to the sexual aspirations of a traitorous Astra Militarum comissar, and a piece of deviant Imperial propaganda representing none other than Saint Celestine herself?""Yes, my Lord Commander""So it's correct to assess that due to this debauchery, not only were the relations with the Eldar vastly improved in the sector, the Imperium managed to capture a Necron artifact of insurmountable value, manifest three aditional saints,and turn an pleasent but mostly forgetfull agri-world into a strange mixture of both shrine and death world, due to the aforomentioned Necron artifact?""Yes, Lord Primarch""And this victory was achieved despite the presence of heavy necron, traitor, xeno and chaos resistance, culminating in some sort of corrupted craftworld as an surrogate moon, and an previosly unheard of Orkoid and Tyranid joint lifeform, which currently comprises most of the flora of the planet?""And that our Ultramarines where unable to give relief to the imperial forces as they were 'getting donuts' as you say is their report?""It's truly a shame that our chapter failed to...""No need Calgar, I am not displeased. I am simply trying to comprehend how the Imperium has changed enough to bear fruit to such madness""To be frank, Lord Regent, so am I."
"Truly,there is only war"
>>60690046I'm sorry i couldn't preserve the >greentext format, but I thought this exchange would be better without it and fit more pleasently in something as 1d4chan. What you guys think?
>>60690151That went better than I could have done. Good job!
Is good, don't worry about it.Oh yeah the 1d4chan article,i'd help but>mobile
Ok, may have fucked up a bit since the second screencap file size is way too fucking big to fit, this will take longer than expected.
>>60690243Break it into multiple pieces if you gotta. I've got faith in you, friend
Sorry guys, the entire thing is too big because I tried using the fast method with made the file size way too fucking big so the second screencaps is going to be in strips, once all the strips have been given, The final Screencap project can commence and this time I'm not going to cut corners
>>60690458>>60690636Ten spankings and a 30 minute time outgood work, mate. Seriously.
>Be Nurgle>Sad that I couldn't get Isha that fancy Body Pillow>it would have made her so happy...>fuckyoutzeentch.rot>At least my little nurglings had fun>one even drew me a picture of the new friends he made!>I think I'll infect a Tzeenchian world with Brain Drain to celebrate>Also, that Farseer managed to spread my new disease!>I cam scarcely wait to see what happens next!>lifefindsaway.cough
>>60687211>Be Adeptus Ministorium beurucrat>Finally got my new servitor and permit>Finally ready to start screen capping>Already been beaten to the punch
>>60691274What's the Disease?
Praise The Emporer For all the Strips have been released!
>>60691344Eros Syndrome.Isha tested, Nurgle approved!For when you got the Need to Breed!
>>60691342Do it anyway, you fucking heretical slacker!
>>60689643So the song that one dying guard sang was A Cruel Angel’s thesis, right? The one that made the Tau ship cry?
>>60691388Is this going to increase Eldar and Human relations as well as make Eldar-human hybrids?
>>60691589Isha would be so happy to have more Eldar! The Human-Eldar hybrids are the real challenge
Anyone writing Slaanesh's reaction? I would love to do it tommorow morning, as it's midnight in my GMT and i'm sleepy RN
>>60691342Old imperium guard motto: "There's no such thing as 'enough' backup"
>>60691938I'm not creative enough for that level of degeneracy. Have at it when you wake up!
>>60691938I had an idea of how to do it but nothing solid, if you wanna do it, it's all yours
Anybody working on capping part three?
>>60693617I think one or two guys are
>>60691553Hmm... dunno.He got his leggs blown off one bellow the kne one whole.Pulled out his harmonica from his pocket and started playing the first song that cme to his mind.It just all turned out nice. You can choose the song though XDGuy was such a minor character, but loved writing that scene.
>>60687652Why do all the dumb threads become generals...>In before we get a new body pillow meme.
>>60694425Because there are gems to be found in dumb threads
>>60694425it was the best thing I've seen on 4chan for a long time
>>60694785These types of threads are true gems. I'd love to see more of these, but I'd definitely say that they should be rare. Over-saturation will kill the magic.
I swear if I don't see this on 1d4chan, I'll go nuclear.
>>60695845Yea, this shit is along with Cold Shoulder and Love and Krieg my headcanon now.
I have part three, resolution is too largefuck my live
>>60696106It's okay, buddy. The effort has been made, that's all we can ask for.
Posting strips same as last guy
>>60696106You're the MVP
> be Slanesh> hear Nurgly-boi made a hornyness desiese to make is Isha-Waifu happy> neat> see T'au Super-slut join my cult> scacrifices hundret of Eldar to me> have some blessings ya earned it> sacrfices millions and billions of ELdar Souls to be> youveealrnedyourselfdaemonprincehood.thot> lol something wen't wrong is an abomination now> mfw. that thing descends into tottal despair and extasy and starts murderraping a hivefleet> hahahaha, all those horny Eldar thirsting for Mon'keigh cock> that one is being cockblocked so hard> neglectplayisalsohot.chaos> mfw. all karma in the Universe keeps cockblocking her.> mfw. there are Pink Murderrape Tyranids and black BDSM ones> mfw. the tyranids even rape Nekrons> mfw. some Xenofucker ascends to be a Daemon Prince of mine by cumming on a pillow> mfw. he was not even a cultist> shit was fucking great but the Anthema working Tzeench has fucked shit over.> I swer to myself I need to duck over that Tzeen he's turning loyalist on us> also need to send some decapitated genitals to Nurgle as thanks for the Horny-Eldar desiese> Handn'tcomesomuchinyears.slanesh
Holy fuck theres so much left
>>60696694I get an error and can't open this one. Something is wrong with it, the other ones work fine.
>>60696746it works fine for me, try opening in another tab?
>>60696775Yea, is finebijbotyer tab thnx
Fuck me, just read the summary after bailing during the first thread. This from people who bitch about how retarded GW lore is?
>>60697014There is a small ddifference between official lore and dicking around for fun.Still better than Ultramarine lore... no stupid Mary Sue's who always succed.
Last two parts are being cunts with the resolution
>>60697303I have the whole rext of part 1.Should I also download the test for 2 and 3?Will make it easier for 1d4chan won't have to write from pictures instead just copy.
This is the final part, love you guys>>60697674go for if,my part 3 cap is missing spoilers
>>60697563Were is strip 6? Anyway, thanks.
>>60697736Missed that, It was condensed into 7
Sorry lads something broke. Might try again later.
Ugh.I see sadly no drawffagotry.Won't be cold shoulder 2.0And maybe good that one lasted 6 threads and had to be put out of it's misery by an Exterminatus XD
>>60698077Drawfagging takes time from what I understand. Someone might deliver but it's alright if there's no art, in my humble opinion.
>>60698077If it's any consolation I absolutely would drawfag, but I'm currently in another country for another week, so no drawing program is immediately on hand for me
>>60698230Yea. I'd do some basic drawfaggotry too, if it was not for exam season.Well, still can post shit in 3 weeks on 1d4chan
Guy who was writing the T'au and Hospitaler Animal lover.I deiced to to name the T'au-Cadia the Aun'O (former Aun'el)Decided to found.It's called Quirlion-94cIf you know what I mean ^^BTW. nyone archivising this thread?It includes some clarrifications and reactions to the previous ones.
>>60698920Is it really needed?
Anybody creating a 1d4chan page?
>>60701009Hopefully, I know that at least no article was started yet.
>>60701210I’m starting a new article, what should I name it?
>>60701247Battle for Dominus PillowsSomething like that
>>60701247"The Grand Pillowfight of Domiana Pillowus"
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Battle_for_Dominus_PillowusCreated basic format, going to sleep, please help to edit and fill out
>>60699802What's on the back?
>>60702037>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Battle_for_Dominus_PillowusBless ya man.
>>60702103I only added names, didn’t describe anything, so please help fill in thanks
>>60702122Yea, I will.
>>60702037cheersStill wish we had some drawfags
Now that 1d4chans up can someone upload the screenshots
>>60702481How do I do that?
>>60699802>Nidpillows>Can't tell if shopped
Even though the third thread has been screencapped, I'm gonna post a screen cap of it with the spoilers revealedthanks again >>60696154
>>60696154DAMMIT I SENT THE MESSAGE TO the WRONG PERSON AGAINit was meant for >>60696158I have undiagnosed retardation
Do we have all the epilog reactions? If so I'm gonna screen cap those and make some art for this thread
>>60704384Godbless ye drawfag-sama!
>>60704486I'll take that as a yes
What drawfag shit do yall wanna see first?
>>60704714Hmm... out of the reactions. Slanesh or Tzeench. Generally... WAAAAGHIN' TreeNids
Guess I will come and drop my two cents, leave some info to help contributing to the 1d4chan article. Add to it as you fa/tg/uys see fitSaint WaifuCommander: Veteran Officer guardsman who served a month prior to the events that held place. Became an ascended saint after safeguarding the Body Pillow of Celestine and nearly getting BLAMMED by the commissar. Nobody truly remembers his name as they called him WaifuCommander during the conflictMarcus: Good friend of Saint WaifuCommander, been in the brother training group as WaifuCommander and followed him before his Ascension. Has a knack of attaching things to weapons such as additional bayonetsSister Lydia: Rhino Driver, reads PlayEmperor magazines in her downtime. Good friends with Canoness OliviaCanoness Olivia III: Canoness of the entire sororitas order that was dropped onto the planet. Hot headed and extremely faithful. Has blonde hair and a bionic eye. Also can drink normal men under the tableXeno Hunting Inquisitor: The Original inquisitor that was investigating Commissar Xenofucker. Likes Catachan Whiskey and possibly an alcoholic. Got rejected by a thicc sororitas girl on multiple occasions>Craig the Guardsman: The poor sod whose lasgun got stolen and sold to the rogue trader. Also got his helmet sold for a box of fruit by another guardsman named Russel. Was executed for incompetence >Russel: Sold Craig's helmet for a box of fruit instead of a body pillow. Also, other random facts and details I left in the story:>The moon all imperial forces were teleported to is called Uxor II, first moon was destroyed long before the conflict>Planet was called Antioch XLII before the conflict, although not many of the factions cared to read the planet's original name as they were too busy trying to get into the fight for their various reasonsThat's all I got for now
>>60704714Out of the reactions... Guilliman. Just because he comes off as so baffled by the whole thing.Generally... Ork Freddy Mercury and Deathwing Apothecary/Ultramarinebro.
>>60704758>>60704714Agree'd I would love to see either the WAAAAGHtrees, Slaanesh or Tzzench's reaction
>>60705020Didn't we name the moon something else before hand?I think in thread 3 it got named "Corpse of [that craftworld with tyranids]"Let me check.
>>60705029I'm sure he's happy that eldar and humans got along. Sort of.
>>60705020Fund eeet!>>60677114">>60677077Nice so those got named.Maybe the Moon could be named in honour of Silver Icariot somehow?Maybe just name the moon "Corpse of Icariot" or in High Gothic: "Cadaveribus Pugnatur Icariot""
>>60705199If there's a name for that, we could say that both of those places act as seperate moons, sake of making things easier
>>60705266Yea, having a planet with two moons is tollerable.Around the new-moon is a research station though so Uxor II must be kinda seperated.Probably further away from the Planet as the II suggests.
>>60705266Question: what happened to all the space hulk debris that got ejected into Dominus Pillowus' orbit by F. Merkury an attempt to get apothecary and ultramarinebro off his ship?
>>60705415I think it just did what the debris of the 2 craftworlds and hivefleet did.Fell down as meteors, became part of the Corpse of Icariot or formed a ring of debree arround the planet.Probably all 3 options were partly true.
I've started doing the basic editing formatting for the thread on 1d4chan. As i've never done this before, please scream on this thread suggestions, fixes and ideas
>>60706685Would also love if any writefag would make short descriptions of the chars for the page
here be shitty artmuch more to come for this barren art thread
>>60704327almost forgot this
>>60706938Absolutely beautfull mate. Love the WAAAGH'ing hive mind on the back
>>60706938Wonderful. The HiveWAAAGH is a particularly delicious touch.
>>60706938Now that got a laff from me anon. 'specially the lil' HiveWAAAGH guy.Was a bit of drawfag back in the day, but unfortunately I'm absolute shite now, 'specially when it comes to 40k stuff..... Might give it a shot later tonight when I have a moment of free time. We'll see. I'll try my hand at a bit o' writefaggotry on the 1d4chan page though.>pic unrelated
Could anyone be a saint and head on over to the 1d4 page and write an general overview of the events tranpired in the battle? Even a basic overview would be great help. You can also just post it here and I'll port it over to the page
The article is finally shapen up, just need some volunteers to describe to Necron Lords, the Ultramarine,Orkanids, some sisters and the Ethereal. Someone adding the nurglite forces and an overview of the event would be greatly appreciated
>>60708234Currently reviewing the events surrounding Kaptin F. Merkury Goldteef, Gitsmacka and the other Freebootaz so I can flesh out the profiles on that lot.I guess for their entry to battle:the Freeboota Hulk Wuldkrumpa dropped out of the Warp near Antioch XLII after the genestealers in the bottom of the hulk were overwhelmed by the psychic influence of the Planetary Hivemind and started screaming WAAAGH!! all over the vox. Kaptin 'F. Merkury' Goldteef noticed the clusterfuck of a battle going on down on Antioch XLII and decided to literally drop into the fray.Well, that's a basic idea of what the Freebootas did anyway.
>>60708675I believe OP wrote about some of the sisters already>>60705020>>60705020Only thing that seems to be missing a description is the Animal Loving Hospitillar,
>>60708675Wasn't there also an Interrogator Chaplin for the Dark Angels who came in searching for Fallen and ended up on the bad end of Saint Celestine (or was it Celestein?)As for Necron Lord 1: I have 4 words:That. Poor. Skeleton's. Pelvis.
>mfw I missed the whole thing because of my shitty factory job.
We need to think of a name for Guardsman and Rapeseer.
This Guilliman is shit but whatever
>>60709542He looks so tired. I like it.
Regarding 'F. Merkury' Goldteef's appearance:He looks like a giant, muscular version of pic-related, yeah?
>>60709772Yeah, but also green
Possible inspiration for Rapeseer?
>>60709821Just checking to see if we were going with older long-haired version of Freddie Mercury or not for appearance.
>>60709874Nah, the glorious mustache and bare-chest version fits an ork much better than the beatifull flowing hair of the older version
>>60709542Mate, it's absolutely perfect for the situation. You're great dude
>>60709542>Servoskull holding a fucking donutHouston, my sides are currently in orbit.
Guys, after a long editing session, i'm pretty tired. I'mma leave the overview as is and free to edit, but I would recommend creating another section or subsection to go about Sanctioned Psyker and Guards-bro misadventures, as overall it's not an integral part of the conflict. However, if you are better at storytelling than me, which I don't doubt, you're free to edit it in along with any other order of events or stuff you want. The characther overviews are also coming along nicely, and please focus on trying to fill the currently blank spaces rather than edit the already filled ones, unless there's some major mistake or misconception on the current characther overview
>>60710435PS: If any capable drawfag can make our own version of the Traitor Guardsman/Khorne Berzerker AKA Virgin vs Chad meme, you will be a hero to /tg/ and the planet
>>60710505I'll take a shot at it
>>60710505Wait which type of traitor Guardsman?Xeno traitor or chaos traitor?
>>60710631I think what he meant was our version that was discussed in previous threads, a version of the meme where it's the subplot where psykerbro and Guardsbro are trying to not get raped by Rapeseer and a Daemonette
>>60710631A variation of pic related for Guards-bro and Sanctioned Psykerbro. Also Deamonette and Thirsty Farseer.
>>60710687Ah, I see
>>60711877Which one would be best for Guards-bro?
>>60711932Virgin, as he's the one being saved by psyker-bro all the time
>>60711877>>60711965Bros for life, without a doubt.
Here you guys go, not sure what to add for text so I'll leave that up to you guys
>>60712168Good work, buddy. We'll figure something out.
Well fuck lads, totally missed this one. Would of probably done some art too. Did we ever Return to Stercus? I was pretty attached to some of those characters.
>>60712689you can read the threads and see for yourself
>>60712168Tried my hand at this. Feel free to make and changes, or scrap it entirely.
How much lewd art should we make for Slaanesh?Also, how do you upload pictures into the Gallery? I wanna add the thread screencaps in the gallery for future viewing
>>60712744As much lewd as reasonably possible. Bonus points if it's funny.As for the Gallery, I think you can embed the file into it, but I've never edited a wiki before.
>>60712801Time to violate some Necrons and attempt to bust all the nuts Slaanesh has in storeI think I'll look up how to do it
>>60712744I hope for some lewd art of the Por'o whik kept evolving and then devolving.
>>60712852Remeber to make rapewines pink XDColouring system for Orknids:1. Red - gotta go fast2. Yellow - Dakka3. Purple - sneaky4. Pink - likes to murderrape5. Black - liked to be likes to be hit, BDSM etc, does not fight back
Guys quick question when Necron orgasms is it "Orgasm" or "Ro-gasm"?Need this for scientific reasons
>>60713977Thanks, now I know what sounds to give the Flayed Ones.
>>60714013Glad I could help
>>60707006Thanks, was my first time screencapping, didn't know what I was doing really
>>60709837Might as well use Macha.
>>60714555Hey, you did good, I'm pretty new to screen capping as well.
>>60714619A modified, EXTRA THIRSTY Macha?
>>60714852Yes. Or make OC, I guess, without face markings.
>>60714852>>60714892I'm pretty sure the rapseer was literally macha, she was from biel tan
I need some sleep, will post Neco-hentai Tomorrow.
>>60714915Let's leave it open for interpretation.
>>60714957FFor Biel-Tan, that AEonic Orb cameo ut of nowwhere
Did some drawfaggotry myself.I've drawn the planet as seen from space.Decided to leave the space-debris out.Maybe the Imperium cleared it out or it fell to the surface. Dunno.
>>60715058Things are not perefect to scale:> moons are bigger and further away> research station is smaller
Hey, the article can't be found in "All Writefaggotry"How to add it there?
Added Sorcerer Ceicacu Toori to the 1d4chan page, he appeared in the second thread (I think).
>>60715058Also... brown parts around the big whole are the giant circular Hiveworld serving as the capital and only place where humans can live.
Made some very minor grammatical corrections on the wiki. I'd do more, but it's late as fuck and I'm too tired to try anything more extensive. Might try my hand at writefagging something for it in a few days, unless someone else more competent than I gets to it first. Which wouldn't be hard, all things considered. I'm an idiot when it comes to storytelling.
>>60715359I plan to take the thread pics and reorganise them in relatively chronoligical plot's.Might need some time to do that though. Topic will be long dead by then.Might writefag myself some spinn-offs too XD(don't worry will properly mark them)
>>60715404Take your time, friend! Glory and Art are to be nurtured with the autistic fury of an Imperial Fist or Krieger building fortifications in a Sand Box.
Ugh, I can't figure out to add my draffagotry to 1d4chan
>>60715503You could post it here and ask someone to plug it in. Only place I can see that might be what you're looking for is the edit tab at the top of the page, but I'm 90% certain you've already took a gander at that.
>>60715548It is already here. Wanted try adding it myself though.
>>60715572Ah, is it the bit with Big Bobby G wondering why everyone is fucking retarded?
>>60715587Nah, the picture of the planet.
>>60715795I think you should be able to embed it via the edit link in the gallery proper. I could be wrong, though.
>>60690046 Hey can I quote this for the page on 1d4chan
>>60712723Uploading to 1d4chan
Added reactions section, go and do your stuff
I've got a tourist slogan for the planet:"VIsit Dominus Pillowus where the Saints gleam and trees scream."XD
>>60718494Good Slogan, it gave me a chuckle
>>60718494Adding to 1d4chan
>>60715058Uploading this to 1d4chan. Hope this is okay.
>>60719678Yes! Wanted to do it myself, but couldn't figre out how...
The protographed Threads have not been added to 1d4chan yet.
>>60721465This guy's got a very good point.Any idea if the threads will end up on suptg?
>>60721465How do you add photo's to the gallery my research how to do so has come up empty
>>60721766DUnno, tried doing it and failed miserably multiple times untill I gave up XD
>>60721766Have you tried this yet?
>>60721906Haven't discovered this yet, thanks
>>60721968I hope it works. If not, I'll try and mess with the wiki when I get home from work
>>60686852>Steals your body pillow
>>60721995You're too late Blood Ravens, the Plot's over.
>>60722027that's just it you fool, DoW was never cannon. So we exist outside the laws of Plot
>>60721906I tried but I have no Idea what the fuck I'm doing.I'm going to go back making lewd Necron Art For Slaanesh
>>60722417At least you tried
>>60722417If you know how to use imgur, post them there. Dont wanna see you get banned for Art.
>>60722596K, thanks for the advice.
>>60722662No problem. We'll either figure this problem out, or someone smarter and more competent than us will take over.
Still none of the post material on 1d4chan and I still can't figure out embedding pictures :<
>>60723643I'm at work, but I'll try and help out when I get home tonight
>>60724045Great you're MVP
>>60696415Minor note, didn't Slaanesh end up getting shot by a Basilisk that then drove off with a bunch of the sacrificed Eldar souls? I read that as the Emperor himself acting through a medium, but that cogboy got a curse out of it and a big chunk of the infinity circuit got saved because of it.
>>60724313Not entirely sure... I'll have to read through the threads to refresh my memory of everything.
Guy who wrote LORD SOLAR MACHARIUS and Captain of the Dauntless Endurance.Just wanted to plug in that the Dauntless Endurance was a Cobra destroyer, as it fired all of its torpedos before engaging with craft world "Freudian Nightmare"
>>60724313Can you shoot Slanesh herself?Also in the thread with the Deam-World Eldar Craftworld all the souls get devoured by the Por'o.Later the Aeonic Canon blows up the other craftworld too, I just assumed the mechboy saved the souls from the infinity circuit of the other Craftworld.
>>60724650*AEonic Orbgenerally lot's of shit has been going on. Th first show by the Orb was done as a wek one ommiting thep lant-surface and hitting the Craftworld directly.The one then induced by the Daemon Prince was somewhat of overloading it and thus the surface destruction.The timeline is a bit fucked.
>>60724460>>60724650Found it.>>60696158Bottom post of this one.>>60696211Top post of this one.If I read this right, they just hooked a tow cable to a chunk of infinity circuit while the Emps shielded their minds from seeing Slaanesh directly. The shot fired was just a distraction so they could shift back to normal space before Slaanesh could properly react. Essentially just an extra middle finger to the chaos god that already just lost two princes in short order.
>>60724875Yep, that sounds right.
Anyone have any ideas for possible spinoff stories to expand on the lore? Also, drawfags, how is everything going?
>>60725551I think you could write up something where massive Ork-nid WAAAGH formsProbably something about the two Necron lords and the first 1 has PTSD from the rapevinesYou could expand more on chaos gods becoming more suspicious of Tzeench and maybe have some of his own followers question himI dunno, just some IdeasAlso, Slaanesh's Necron porn is going well, once it's done I'll post on Imgur to avoid getting banned from TG.
>>60725886Nice. We'll try to load them up on the wiki whenever you're satisfied with them.
>>60725983I have no idea how to upload them to the wiki, I've tried to with the thread screen caps and it would not work no matter what I tried doing.
Anyone here know how to add pics to the 1d4chan page? It's been stumping us something fierce...
I feel like we're going to need another art-writefag thread real soon.
>>60726266That might be a good idea. Hopefully someone smarter than us decides to grace us with their presence
Whoever updated the wiki, you are doing the Emperors work.please, tell us your secrets
If anydraw fags are still here, can we get one of the farseer when she stole from the howling banshee
>>60729497I may once I get the Necron shit done
>>60729497Imagine the surprise on the Banshees face when she got clotheslined
>>60729518Dammit just read imgur's rules and posting the Necron shit there is a no go. Anywhere else I can go that won't require me to bleach my eyes after going to?
>>60729589Post it anyway and set post to 'hidden' so it can't be viewed unless you have a direct link to the url. Trust me anon, there's PLENTY of hentai-related stuff hidden away on imgur.
>>60729589That's a tough one... but /aco/ or /d/ might actually be the best places for them. Terrifying thought, sadly.Anyone else have any ideas? I know mine are less than ideal.
>>60729629Disregard the above>>60729589This guy has the better idea.
>>60729638You mean >>60729626 right?
>>60729626You could probably find a thread on /d/ to dump it in but >>60729626 is the better idea
>>60729658Yeah, the spoilerd dude has the better idea. Mine of /aco/ or /d/ is better served as an absolute last resort.
>>60729626eh, sure, but how do I show it to you guys?
>>60729889There will be a sharing link that you can copy
added rear admiral Dongface and the Dauntless Endurance to 1d4chan.
>>60729889Give us the link to the imgur page in a spoiler.
>>60729928What faction? Astra Millitarum? also discription of what they did
>>60730025They were Imperial Navy
>>60730025They're imperial navy, and yeah I put a description in there. Rear admiral dongface commanded the navy fleet that showed up and then never commented again, and the dauntless endurance was the ship that self-destructed and blew up the daemon craftworld after getting eaten by it. Also hung out with Solar Macharius for a little bit.
>>60727912Its really easy, just read the threads from /tg/ and transfer knowledge over to 1d4chan, make everything funny, make sure not to copy directly without permission, and there you go.
>>60730086You're a Saint... I only know how to edit text, me and a bunch of the lads have been killing ourselves trying to figure out how to post pics there to no avail...
>>60730119Nevermind it was already there
Bit late to the party, but could one of the drawfags do a 'bohemian rhapsody album cover' style drawing of 'F. Merkury', Deathwing Apothecary and Ultramarinebro?
>>60730174That would be beyond glorious.
>>60725551I want to write a slice of life in the setting.
>>60730535Go for it, bud
>>60730141How to post pics 1011. Get an account on 1d4chan so fags can’t see your IP address2. Click on upload file, upload your pic. Must be under 15mb.3. Name file, write description of file4. Use format provided on 1d4chan to add pictures to appropriate locations
>>60730727I cannot begin to describe how happy I am to get this little tutorial. Emperor bless you, anon!
>>60730727EMPEROR BLESS YOU!
>>60730727Saved for posterity, you glorious bastard.
>Error creating thumbnail: File with dimensions greater than 12.5 MPAny suggestions? It's for the raw thread pic someone tried to upload.
>>60731132I tried it the other day, I don't think we're going to be able to upload the screencap unless we link it to an imgur album or something
>>60731151Welp, imigur time
>>60731151That's mildly depressing, but we might end up just having to bite that proverbial bullet.Does anyone have any idea how to get these on suptg? I'm a colossal idiot and can't figure it out.
>>60731178Actually wait what about Funnyjunk? I almost forgot about that place.
Can we somehow perserve the threads like Could Shoulder did?When you click the links the threads exist exactly like on 4chan, but the site is different.
>>60731214Shit, that might work. I'm there often (Heresy, I know), and there's a healthy appreciation for 40K stuff there.
>>60731238Question though do they allow Slaaneshi shit, and I mean rape vine level of Slaaneshi shit?
>>60731342If it's in the NSFW section, I don't see why not. I mean, they've got stuff from Shadman, JL, and Oglaf there. If it's extreme, I'd say put a warning beforehand. Then again, they got the Morbid Channel, which sometimes shows death.
we may need a new art and write fag thread soon
>>60731382I'm surprised we will but yea.Kinda funny.2,5 story threads0,5 thread for conclussions etc2 threads for random shit, drawfaggotry and writefaggotry.
>>60731342Upon further inspection, it should be fine. I just saw a compilation of Sisters and Eldar getting fucked by Daemonettes, Necrons, Tyranids, Tentacle monstrosities. You should be good.
>>60731415Alright, which NSFW do we put these threads?
>>60731426As long as it's properly marked as NSFW, and you have an account, you should be able to just upload it there.
>>60730174>>60730181Ask and your wish shall be granted
>>60731738Any suggestions on a caption for it?
>Unknown Exception: image.file_unreadableTried to upload on NSFW funnyjunk and I got this, what do?
>>60731867"The best Orkish hits, rerieved from an STC near you!"
>>60731898Have you tried doing it like here?>>60730727If not port the link to it in the discussion page of the article or ath article itself someone else might be able to add it.
>>60731916I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing at this point.
>>60731956All I know at the moment is that we're going to need a new thread soon.
>>60731974You should make it then, I think WeabooCommander is long gone.
>>60731902And now it's on the wiki!
>>60732001How do I link threads together?
>>60731898You could try https://mega.nz/start
>>60732067All you have to do is make the new thread and copy/paste the op number of this thread into the comment section to link it.
>>60732067Just Quote the OPs post
>>60732206New thread since OP's gone missing.
>>60732089>>60732083Portal is open