I've seen people posting this image lately. I'm the guy who made this post. Someone mentioned that he wanted to see the crazy system I mention in the OP of this thread. Do people still remember this and want to see it? I'm willing to post it, but only if people want to, because it's like twenty PDFs and they're all completely insane. I should also say that none of the documents, including the ones specifically about the rules, actually explain how the system works in detail, that's all stuff I learned as we played.
Don't know if I will have the time to read through it right now, but someone will appreciate it. Do it.
>>60225648Post a damn link yes.
>>60225648Don't be a tease, post em'
Please post it anon.
>>60225648After you do it, also: Do it!, you should fill this thread with as much about the actual rules as you can explain.That is, if we are to trust you this time.
>>60225648Holy shit yes, I felt so goddamn cockteased by the last thread, you better dish the goods.
>>60225648>because it's like twenty PDFs and they're all completely insaneJust put them into an archieve.
Okay fine, I'll post. I should warn in advance that I don't have every document (there are things referenced that I don't have), but I think I have every important document. I'll answer questions if people have them.Little background: I got invited to play in this crazy homebrew system by a friend who was in both this game and my game. They lost a player and needed a new guy and I happened to be open. I don't know how the GM made this system, but it makes no sense and all of the rules are either super complicated or just pure nonsense. You get an idea of the in-universe world from these documents, but trust me, it's a million times more insane than they imply. The greatest insanity scientists working with the most powerful computers in the world couldn't come up with this level of retardation.I'll start with the basic rules documents first, but they won't help you much in trying to understand how bonkers the entire game is.
>>60225787Stats document. After having played the system, I can say that a lot of these stats don't actually get used or are used only rarely. I haven't been asked to roll Understanding a single time.
>>60225800Levels document.This is probably the most boring document of the bunch.
>>60225811Race list document.The GM explicitly told me that he has way more PC races statted out, but these are the only ones we can use right now.
>>60225821Weapons document.Goes along with the maneuvers document, which I'll post next.
>>60225829Maneuvers document.The maneuvers list is downright sane compared to the spell list, but there are a million spell docs so I'll post them last.
>>60225840Professions and skill document.Choose a profession at character creation, you get a skill from it.
>>60225855There are 10 spell levels, but I only got them up to level 7. I also have three specialty spell lists that I'll post.
>Existence is a spell>Burping is a spell>Brown Note Spell>Snoring is a spell that lets you cast other spells while sleeping.This is beautiful.
>>60225648Okay, now someone has to ensure we have these saved for posterity somewhere so we can let Doomgoat Guy slowly heal from his time in the realms of madness.
>>60225648>>60225787>>60225800>>60225811>>60225821>>60225829>>60225840>>60225855>>60225866>>60225876>>60225883>>60225895>>60225905>>60225919>>60225930>>60225941>>60225951>>60225966THE GREAT SAY-TYR DEMANDS IT. MAY HIS BLEATING CLEANSE THE LAND IN THE WAKE OF HIS PASSING.Welcome back, Anon. How did the game go? I for one would gladly hear more about it.
>>60225821>this doesn't seem so strange->races.txt>read description of first racenigga WHAT
>>60225800>I haven't been asked to roll Understanding a single time.It being an auto-fail sounds quite fitting for this madness.
>>60226126Them fuckin nosemen though
>>60225821>instead of winds they have writhing tentaclesThe Dadadadadadadada fart tentacles ?
>>60226074I joined in the middle of a campaign. The basic premise is that we're merchant-sailors working for a human city-state trying to help Noseman nationalists break away from their too-liberal empire because having pseudo-fascist crazy neighbors will weaken the Nosemen politically. So far we broke a blockade and provided the city with food, killed an imperial commander, and stole our allies' own blueprints for a new spell that blocks prophetic readings of your future.
Unicycle of ViolenceLevel: 4Element: DarkType: InvocationCast: 10Mana: 6Range: See textArea: See textGroup: InvocationDuration: 5 roundsStealth: NoDamage: See textYou call upon the dreaded Unicycle of Violence. No one knows the thing’s origin, just what it does. It isan enormous unicycle with a spiked tire. You sit upon it for the duration. It will roll automatically at random targets and attempt to run them down for Mana*(Lvl+5) piercing damage. It has a movement of20 squares. You cannot control it, but you can continue to cast or attack. You cannot dismiss this spellearly.
>>60225821>NosemenThis shit is weird, it seems like half of it is super serious while the other half is lolrandum humor. What was the tone of the game like OP?
>>60226520It's weird. The tone is fairly serious, but the content is all nuts.
>>60225966>The Forgotten BitchThis is actually a good name for a god.
>>60225648Hell yes we do.
This shit is truly fantastic. Whatever that guy is on, I want some.
>>60226993Probably some form of autism.
>>60227007Hey don't lump him in with us. Unless he's also on drugs, drugs and autism combined could be the cause.
Races is the best one.
>>60227472Sorry. I know, right. I have Asperger's Syndrome diagnosis but this is far beyond my autism.
>>60225821>read this>WTF.jpg>get to humans>alright this should be something normal>Most Shallosian humans are dark-skinned with light hair, but some southern Shallosian humans have fairer skin. Green eyes are universal.This fucking game, holy shit.
>>60225821>The elves thought they were possessed by demons, so the Corvan-lulu murdered them all, and that’s why there are no more elves.I don't know which is funnier: ten thousand genocidal dolls, or trying to justify no elves in this ridiculous setting. Either way, my sides are gone and I peed a little.
>The charioteer is none other than the Flayed Maiden, a skeletal woman still in the prom dress she was wearing when her friends dumped a bucket of pointy gems on her. Unfortunately, they didn’t know the girl had a rare medical condition that caused all objects with pointy sides to always fall into her with the pointy side instead of the blunt side, stabbing her with rubies, emeralds, star sapphires, and a thousand other gems.
>>60227937>Most Shallosian humans are dark-skinned with light hair, but some southern Shallosian humans have fairer skin. Green eyes are universal.That's the part that gets you?
>>60228063All the possible explanations and that's the one he found, it's wonderful.
>TEARS OF THE WEEPING MISTRESS OF INCANDESCENT RAINFALLLevel: 4Element: WaterType: ActiveCast: 23Mana: 23Range: 10 squaresArea: 5x5 squaresGroup: InvocationDuration: 5 roundsStealth: NoDamage: See textThe Weeping Mistress of Incandescent Rainfall is the patron goddess of Wantantya, the Valley of Tears.Legend has it that she cries because her lover left her for her sister, but what’s known for sure is thatshe lives on a cloud that stretches almost the entire valley. She is blue-skinned, wears a thin toga, and isgorgeous beyond words. Her prismatic hair waves in the wind and thunder and often stretches down tothe ground, where daring or stupid mortals can try to climb before it disappears. Those who succeedand reach her nimbus castle are rewarded, though nearly all fail. As for this spell, upon casting it you calla shade of the Weeping Mistress to float above the battlefield on her cloud. She will obey yourcommands and has HP 2000 and Physical/Ethereal Defense/Soak/Move equal to your own. She will notattack, but anything underneath her cloud is soaked in her tears. Allies (and you) are healed for 15% oftheir max HP per round, and enemies are considered to be in rough terrain even if they can fly.
OP, does this system even have a name? I want to make sure I have them labelled properly. For now, I have it titled as ADG (Albino Doomgoat). This must be saved for posterity.
When are we gonna see a consolidated, illustrated pdf of AUTISM RPG?
>>60228627GOAT - Goat of Albino Times
>>60228627Yes, the system is named after the planet it's on, Varsol.
>>60229177Oh well, I still want to call it the GOAT RPG though.
>>60229224Go ahead, there's no reason not to.
Does somebody remember the mad deciphering anon from the original thread? Just one of them managed to find out that spell learning had to be based on square levels, and I find that impressive and want to mention it.Also:>>60225866I haven’t read the rules completely yet, is there a specific reason why 'Breathe' has 'Stealth: No?'
>>60226257sounds like an interesting campaign.
There is a lot here, but I will read it. I will read the FUCK out of it.
better than d&d
Choose a weapon at character creation. Unless you acquire a second weapon by means of a skill ortalent or something, that weapon is your only weapon for life. Mortals must bond with their weapons sothat they become a single entity (at least metaphysically); only immortals can use multiple weaponswithout special training. Having your weapon destroyed is like losing an arm; having it lost subjects youto so much ridicule that almost everyone just says that they were destroyed. You can replace a weaponwith a ritual, but it must be the same kind of weapon.?????????????????
>>60230532I have difficulty fathoming why this mechanic exists, both in the system and in lore. How does this even work, do babies come out the pussy strapped or does the nursery have an armory and the first one the newborn looks at gets bonded?
>>60230634Children CARVE THEMSELVES FROM THEIR MOTHER'S WOMB, obviously. They then duel their mothers to see if they are worthy, and after some stitches mom goes and gets knocked up again.
>>60230681Well I can't say I don't admire the efficiency and BRUTALness of an autocesarean birth.
>>60230681So, what happens to the child if the mother wins? If the child is a girl, are they trained with the boys, or are they future breeding stock?
>>60230634Benefits the story, keeps murderhoboing for STATS to a minimum, allows plot hooks, less to keep track of, makes any character changes more meaningful, stops retarded shit like throwing equipment off of cliffs or at enemies. There's tons of benefits to this.
>>60225941>tan(2x)=tan(x)/2>which also mean both the adjacent and opposite change by 2 at the same time apparentlyI don't think that's how trigonometry works.Not to mention I have no idea who would think these nonsensical distortions of mathematics make for a fun magic system.I also have no idea what the fuck the "sin^2(x)+cos^2(x)=1" one is even supposed to do here.
>>60230828>If the child is a girl, are they trained with the boys, or are they future breeding stock?Why not both?
So where are the .PDF's with the actual rules for playing this fucking mess? I need to understand this or it's going to keep hurting.
>>60225648For those who are interested, but don't want to download 17 (!) separate PDF files, I have condensed them into a single omnibus; along with Player's Handbook for character creation, and Spellbook for spells. Much easier to CTRL+F search this way also.
>>60231326It makes you wish you were playing FATAL.
>>60231419What about the mentioned "Racial Professions doc"? Or something that has, you know, just the rules for hitting a guy or something?This is assuming you're OP and not just a random kind stranger.
>>60231041>less to keep trackgiven everything else about this system I seriously doubt that was the author's intention>stops retarded shit like throwing equipment off of cliffs or at enemies. so nobody uses javelins in this universe?
>>60231497>assuming you're OP and not just a random kind strangerdon't assume I'm OP or kind. Just collecting what's been posted in this thread
>>60230634I imagine the lore version is that once you start your training as a warrior, you have to confine yourself to that weapon to use it properly. And then the magic bonding is just that.
>>60231538>picked darts as your favored weapon>have exactly one dart your whole life>threw it once, for a laugh, ended up missing the tree and landed in the river>laughingstock of entire village for decades>spend years searching for fucking dart in riverNah, I'm picking a khopesh.
>>60231597It probably just reapplies to whatever new darts you buy.>>60231497OP mentioned that he doesn't have every document and that some are referenced that he doesn't have.
And here I thought the original spell was just someone's elaborate shitpost.
>>60225866>>60225876>>60225883I like this Brent guy.
The Spells sounds like Exalted's Loom of Fate, or Unsounded's Khert. Yes, everything maintains itself through physical action/reaction, but there is a greater force which ensure that this happens nonetheless.
So I'm at the weapon maneuvers, and if I'm reading that right, you could use Boing, and as long as at least 2 targets are within 10 squares, you bounce indefinitely between them until they die?
>>60225821>NosemenI can see where this is going to>like giant human noses with legs coming out of the nostrilsand arms coming out of the sides.>The true name of the Nosemen is the Asharavvi, but that name is now only used by Nosemen nationalists.exactly what I was thinking
>>60232839Brent is the hero we need.
>>60231419Thanks for this bro.
So who's gonna make a general for this?
>>60226258>you cannot dismiss this spell earlyI want off Mr Unicycle's wild ride, but I cannot.
Well that was the first time I came to /tg/, never played a tabletop game too. What a wild fucking ride
>>60231597Simple, just attach the dart to a cord. Then you throw the dart, and yank it back out and repeat. I get the feeling that the physics of throwing an item with a cord strapped to it probably don't apply when you're magically "bonded" to the weapon.
Shit i remember the original thread. Good times.
>ADVANCED BRAIN ACTIVITY>A better version of Brain Activity. >Anything with sapience can be assumed to be using this spell at alltimes except when sleeping. Gives you intelligence equal to twice your Thought.
Wait so if everything is a spell does that mean you can dispell it if you’re a powerful enough wizard? Can you cast dispell on someone and make them retarded or just stop breathing or existing?
>>60225648Oh my God I thought this day would never come. Blessings, OP.
>>60225787>In the world of Varsol, magic is a normal aspect of physics, no different from electromagnetism or weaknuclear force. All creatures are inundated with magic while in the womb (or egg, as appropriate). Thismeans there is no such things as ‘antimagic’ as in other systems; antimagic is equivalent to shuttingdown gravity.Honestly, I unironically like it when magic is like this. Props to your GM, he's crazy, but he knows what's up.
>>60240557I gotta admit, I like that part.The implementation is absolute madness, though.
>>60225866>Included because Brent was being an asshole about how burps aren’t technically covered under the breathe spell
This is some Henry Darger shit
>>60225866>Reproduce>Stealth: Varies>Damage: Varies
Anyone tried to build a character in this?
>>60225821>Headstand: As a move action, you can flip over to stand on your face-legs (or back). This reduces yourmovement to 1 square. This allows you to use your normal legs as martial arts weapons in addition towhatever you are armed with in your hands, effectively giving you one additional attack. You also gain abonus of 60 to resist prone checksI don't care how retarded it is, this is amazing. More games need spiderface capoeira in them.
>>60225919>Pillars of flame shoot out of your hands. You can aim them for the duration at targetsOkay...>the more common use of this spell is to aim your hands at the ground and blast offOh fuck off.
>>60239933Rope darts are a real thing, you know
>>60240700I want to, but OP needs to come back and drop the rest of the .PDF's on us. We're still missing racial professions and, presumably, whichever .PDF has the actual fucking rules of play.
So this is what weaponized autism looks like
>>60225905>Dance of the Glorious Defenestration
>>60225905>Detect Pies>Level: 5>Element: Life>Type: Active>Cast: 1>Mana: 1>Range: You>Area: 100x100 squares>Group: Information>Duration: 10 rounds>Stealth: Yes>Damage: No>Automatically detects all pies in the area and tells you the following: type, flavor, quality of cooking, howmuch is left, and how warm they are.
>>60240911>>60225919I honestly think this one has it beat.>Considered by many to be the most reliable and effective damage spell out there, Dolphin Cannon’s purpose is simple: a dolphin flies out of your outstretched finger and zooms toward the target. He receives a resistance check to halve the damage. He is knocked back 10 squares once hit. The dolphin suffocates to death on dry land unless you aid it in some way.How the hell is it a damage spell, and why is it more efficient than shooting flames out of your hands? Or Fucking Die Already, for that matter.
>>60225919SecretLevel: 6Element: DarkType: ActiveCast: 30Mana: 30Range: TouchArea: 1 targetGroup: KnowledgeDuration: InstantStealth: YesDamage: NoYou learn a secret about the target, something he doesn’t want other people to know. This is at the GM’s discretion and may be something as benign as his love for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.Cannot be used on the same target twice. He receives a resistance check at -60 to negate.My little pony seems to exist in the lands of Albino Doomgoat setting
>>60241243>A spell that gets you banned on 4chanMore systems need this.
>>60225919>>60241148>The dolphin suffocates to death on dry land unless you aid it in some wayThat's not how dolphins work you fuckign retard
>>60226627Playing crazy shit strait is my favourite sort of game.
>>60225966>Her name is never whispered, not even by the most foolhardy. All temples and statues to her were torn down eons ago. No fewer than three separate secret cabals exist for no other reason than to ensure no one will ever uncover any information about her ever again, and they function by inducting new members and wiping their memories so they have to act without understanding their own actions, just on the off-chance that someone might telepathically read their thoughts. To the greatest scholars, she exists only as an abstract, as the possibility that there may be ancient gods no one remembers anymore, and that one of them might be a huge cunt. Just the absolute most unreasonable cunt who’s ever lived, who is to normal cunts what Olympus Mons is to a slight incline in Nebraska. Cast this spell on a target of any sapient race. When you do, you whisper the Forgotten Bitch’s name into his ear. Now he knows her, and she knows him. Out of sheer spite for the audacity of forgetting that she exists, she wipes out his entire species. All of their works and cities still exist, but they don’t, and their bodies don’t either.Someone got rejected in high school.
>>60241677>Someone got rejected in high school.That's ultimate cringe
>>60240071You'd probably need a high level dispel.
>>60241304He's clearly not a marine biologist.
>>60241304It's... technically accurate. On land without bouyancy to support their weight, the dolphin's muscles will have to work harder to breathe, and they'll eventually exhaust themselves and die. Granted there's a lot more to it than that like dolphins just needing water in general to stay hydrated, but for a generalist "this dolphin will die on land after you cast" explanation it fits.
>>60225648>because it's like twenty PDFs and they're all completely insanePOST IT POST IT POST IT
>>60225919Dildo StormLevel: 6Element: LifeType: ActiveCast: 16Mana: 26Range: 20 squaresArea: 6x6 squaresGroup: InvocationDuration: 4 roundsStealth: NoDamage: Mana*LvlSummons a storm above the target area. The area is rendered wet and rainy, but the main purpose is that the clouds spit dildos of average size. The area becomes rough terrain permanently until the dildos are removed. Additionally, everyone in the area takes the appropriate damage (quickness check to halve) each round they start in the storm, plus the damage when the storm is summoned on top of them.This shit is like FATAL lite
Say-Tyr has bless us today once more brother!!!BLEH in is name brother, BLEH!!!
I like the doll people race
>>60225787> lore-wise they function more like real life elements.>Quadratic Elements: Cloud-Rainbow-Radioactivity-Undeath
>>60225800>Strength: Governs physical strengthENS: Governs ethereal nervous system>Luck: Governs luckWhy did he bother to make the list explaining what these stats do if he isn't going to explain half of them?!
>>60241304It’s a magic dolphin anon. It just works
>>60245318Actually, the idea of artificial elements is kind of neat.
Bump, need the pdfs later.
>>60225648I'm the third poster in this image and I'll take whatever you've got.
Good lord, it's gloriously insane.
Vampiric NarfLevel: 6Element: DeathType: ActiveCast: 40Mana: 40Range: 10 squaresArea: 1 targetGroup: OffensiveDuration: 1 roundStealth: NoDamage: See textYou tether yourself to a target’s blood. Next time he takes non-recurring damage this round, you can teleport into his circulatory system and burst out. This causes automatic death. He receives a resistance check with a +40 bonus to resist.>Nosemen>SpleedGood grief.
>>60229177>>60229224>>60229419Whatever we call it, we need a 1d4chan page on it, STAT
>>60225941>adjacent is mana, opposite is hpOkay.>hypotenuse is hp2+mana2Well that clears everything up.
>>60235170>i didn't read the momentum document
>>60225941>>60251748If it was really humans who made up this magic, I can kinda understand why everybody hates them in the setting.
We need some drawfags to get in here and draw some of the races up. I'd do the Dadadadadadada myself but I have work in a few hours.
>>60225811>Level 20 – Arnold Schwarzenegger, Olympic athlete>Level 25 – Luke Skywalker>Level 30 – Samurai Jack>Level 50 – Some kind of retarded anime giant robot (highest level for players under normalcircumstances)>Level 90 – Superman>Level 100 – Q from Star Trek, actual godsthe mad genius
>>60240071For what I understand, you can't dispell magic in this system, there is no "Anti-Magic"
>>60253132Dispell element dispells spells that have a certain element.I think, though, it isn't continuous, so logically a person will just reapply the spell in the next second/nanosecond. Probably not enough for him to bite it, even for Exist spell.
please post more lore and pls share with rpgs on reddit this needs to be shown to everyone op
>>60227007I want some
AUTISM TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
How long until it has a 1d4chan page?
>Summon DMV>Steal the Known Unknown>You don't understand me mom>Counter: You summon a counter>Red Tape Destructor>White Picket Fence
It's here. It's actually here.
>>60225648By the Spirit of the Albino Doomgoat please, please post those PDF's.
>>60226257>>60225966>>60225951>>60225941>>60225930>>60225919>>60225895>>60225883>>60225876>>60225866>>60225855>>60225840>>60225829>>60225821>>60225811>>60225800>>60225787>>60225648How could this absolute madness ever lead to something that sounds like an actually intersting campaign?
>>60231041> Throwing weapons is retarded shit> Anything other than standing still and melee attacking is retardedPlease stop being who you are.
>>60245318Makes perfect sense to me.
>>60253667It needs more worldbuilding but it could work. The Idishi in particular sound rad as fuck, as do the Dadadadadadadada and Nosemen. Just needs some more lore, more hows, whys and whos, maybe a map, and you could construct a campaign out of it.
>>60253667It couldn't, it's fake.The guy who first posted this did so years ago and vanished with no evidence that there was any real system, after plenty of people asked to see it. He isn't just going to show up years later and be like 'Oh yeah, here's that thing I've been meaning to bring around... Every day. For multiple years.'Somebody cobbled together a humorous abomination and is playing it for laughs, no human being would be able to enjoy this and no one capable of constructing trigonothaumogy would also be young enough to think that this was even vaguely a good idea shy of 'but lol anon, we're all autistic on /tg/!' seal-clappers. This is some advanced larping with the added bonus that the same seal-clappers will get this work immortalized on the wiki.Which, honestly? I fucking love all of this. 11/10, damn son.
>>60253777>yearsHe posted the first thread in January.
>>60253734>Oh anon, I just started my class on Starlight magic! what are you apprenticing in? >EVIL.
>>60253765I know but still, it just seems so absolutely batshit-fucking-insane. >>60253777I remember it being only a few months ago, right? That's what the OP's image is from and I was in that thread. It could be that OP just reposted that one doc but it seems a bit wild to me that someone would actively make all of this just for the purpose of trolling a few autists on 4chan. In short, this seems way to legit for me to be anything but real.
>>60253777Regardless though, 11/10 would laugh again and again and again and then some more.
>>60253777The first mention of the Albino Doomgoat was late January you sped.
>>60253802>WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!
>>60253777>6 months is several years
>>60226126>Literally "A Guy Named Squid", but with spidersMetal as fuck
>>60253667How could it not?
>>60225883Why does having a high thought and high presence stat reduce the effectiveness of prayer? Do the gods just look at a high priest of their religion who converted tons of followers for them and say "You know what, this guy doesn't actually need the help. Imma answer the prayer of the career gambler with the high luck stat."
>>60254454The gods in this setting seem a little nuts anyway.
>>60245420He's most likely just written the document with himself in mind. He knows what "governs luck" means so he sees no point in explaining it further. Given that he most likely only intended for his own group of players see these documents it also makes sense for him to do it this way. If anyone has any questions about what any stat does more specifically they can just ask him directly. It's when you intend for other people to be able to use the system without your involvement that you need to explain further already in the documentation and, preferably, explaining it so that even an idiot could understand it.
>>60225821>Humans are just plain bad/evil>Tons of bonuses to lying>Bonus to dark magic, incapable of light magicAs an eternal human player, I'm not sure if this makes me want to play one of crazy races to avoid getting boxed in or to play a human because it would be interesting to roleplay as Slimy McBackstab.
>>60225648I saw the tefference to a homebrew systen and the goat and for a second i thought someone finaly gave the rules for GRUFF
>>60254786You mean a normal human
>>60253124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYXv97FuAY>25 Luke Skywalker>30 Samurai JackThat's a pretty big leap all things considered. Especially given that Luke did fuckall 90% of the movies.
>>60242601Alternatively, they could be or have an interest in recreational or sport fishing. This type of dolphin is delicious.
>>60255704This kind of dolphin will die out of water.
>>60225895I love how here it goes from>thumbs upto >Airball
>>60253169HOWEVER Die is only applied on the cessation of exist, not continuously. So, you can technically dispel death.
>>60253734>be me, an alchemist>Potion making time>put some dirt and water my cauldron>pipe some air through it>drink>shit.jpg>be me, a pirate>laying in the sun>spontaneously melt into ambrosia
>>60225876>spit>1 water damagethis is wonderful
>>60225905>Summon DMV>Target must make a mental resistance check or become trapped in an illusion of trying to renew his license at the DMV. If he fails the check, he will randomly (rolled by GM) roll to sit on a random square in his move range, walk from square to square, furiously scribble things on paperwork including his name and social security number, and so on.
I don't know which is better, that this is all real, or someone is very dedicated to making /tg/'s dreams come true. I don't want to find out which is which.
>>60225930>counter spell>you summon a counter, all transactions made upon it give you a 25% bonusI don't know what I expected
>>60225987>Snoring is a spell that lets you cast other spells while sleeping.What the fuck is this, pokemon?
To whoever is possibly making this real;we need a map and some more details, and I swear I'll run this, at least a a oneshot for a few sessionsmaybe some details on equipment ? what's an adventurer like in the world of Varsol ?
SIGN LANGUAGE Level: 3 Element: Logic Type: Active Cast: 0 Mana: 0 Range: 0 Area: 0 Group: Survival Duration: About 1 second Stealth: No Damage: NA Included because fuck you Brent. Either Brent is That Guy or a true hero of /tg/ I cannot tell which.
>>60254454Maybe that's supposed to be an 'or' instead of a 'divide…' No, I haven’t looked through the other sheets how he types his equations typically.
>>60256011These teensy tiny pictures annoy me.
>>60253734This is the fucking best, is this also related to this system?
>>60256795Well, if the person doesn't start casting Exist right away, it might just recast itself, since it apparently casts it by itself. Probably.Honestly, the whole thing is recursive, so who the hell even knows what the logical reaction should be.I'm actually more interested, can you somehow consciously stop yourself from casting Age? I mean, that's a useless spell for anyone past maturity.
>>60258040I imagine transhumanist wizards are asking the very same question and are trying very hard to figure all of these things out.
Okay, so I quickly made this in hexagrapher just to get a random shape for the landany ideas/complaints ?
>>60258074Island of Da shouldn't be so big. I thought the Alviris Coast was on the same continent as the Manyrealms. We need more uninhabited continents, OP mentioned there were ones that are unexplored because people can't inhabit them.
>>60258234what kind of land would the island be made of anyway ? and yeah, there can be more unhabited continents but it can just be a map of the known world, to me it's not an issue
>>60227007Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>60258267I think Da would be pretty heavily urbanized. OP talked about how it was a patchwork of different architectural styles, presumably most of the island is covered in architecture.
>>60225648Put me in the screencap
>>60258196Ok OP, we need your help for as many city names as possible, for the rest we can fill it in ourselvesAlso reworking the map slightly, I'll fuse the coast with the human kingdoms, add a bunch of structure to the Da island and reduce it's size
I honestly can't tell if you guys love it or hate it.I personally love it. It's fresh, it's innovative, it's deep, and it's set in an interesting setting - albeit one which seem to lack some depth. I imagine just playing games in this weird world would help fill out the lore by itself.Hell, now I wanna write down my own overly complicated system. It looks like fun
>>60258725I love it, I'm currently making a high-level noseman monk>Here comes the secret guardian of the council of the oracles>The noseman who resisted the charge of the albino doomgoat>THE BUFFEST NOSE
>>60258725I am absolutely torn. On one hand I love the freshness and absolute disregard for fantasy stereotypes, and the amount of effort put into it. On the other hand, I can't deal with how absurd, nonsensical and utterly insane it all is.I could see myself trying it out as a joke.Say-Tyr seems to be one of the more sane ideas in the whole thing, and one that I actually kinda like.
>>60225821>The Arachadeen were formed when Dasakkarachin, the god of spiders, was offended by a human woman who called spiders ‘gross.’ As punishment, he shoved a massive spider into her faceOh lord what is...>Widely reviled because of their disgusting appearance and constantly twitching face-legs,
>>60225866>First spell ever>breatheLmao how dumb are fish niggas
>>60225895>breath of breath>carve intellect>cheapen>extended blink>flying stone raptor>mothers admonishment>unicycle of violenceI'm crying, theres are just basic spells
>>60225648HE FINALLY DELIVERED. YOU SUNOVABITCH, KEEPING US WAITING! A-HAHAHA!
>>60254786Slimy McBackstab would fit right in with this world.
>>60257544I think OP left, but he left us with the PDFs at least.
>>60258196I got the impression that the Alviris Coast was on the same continent as the Manyrealms, but looking at it you might be right. But the Floating Island of Da is almost certainly meant to be mobile and not a single location.
>>60256856It's posts like this
>>60259629we still need to understand how you level up, that's what I'm most interested in
>>60231419Based GOAT anon.
Fuckin bump cause im at work. Reading this thread makes me feel like I just had sex.
>>60259881I got the impression from the Levels document that you just level up when the GM says you do, either because of playtime or because you did something important or funny. The document does say that the players won't be at the same level.
>>60260072You feel like shit then?
>>60260155I gathered as much, but I was interested in what you were actually meant to add as for stats, but it looks like you don't add anythingI made a level 16 char and ranked him up, and if you just add 1 to every stat for each level you get something coherent in terms of ressources vs spells, mana and momentum
Ok, here's my masterpieceI present you Nosgonos, the strongest noseman alive. He can actually survive the orb of the albino doomgoat as long as he is simply caught in the orb and that he doesn't get rammed by say-tyrNosgonosLevel 50 NosemanFighter: Police OfficerCleric: Paladin(brilliant mind)Stats:Strength 41Agility 35Dexterity 25ENS 20Vitality 45Memory 25Logic 25Thought 25Alertness 25Intuition 25Reflex 25Deceit 25Charisma 25Presence 25Beauty 25Composure 35Understanding 25Suprastats:HP: 2250Physical Power: 38Ethereal Power: 30Durability: 35Quickness: 30Physical Resistance: 43Mental Resistance: 30Initiative: 30Momentum: 43Mana: 27
And here's for the spells and maneuvers, and damn, making a noseman gives you a bunch;Maneuvers (Martial Arts) : Locate Lies, Thousand stings, Pole Vault, Hammer Time, Quake strikeInnate Spells: Memory blade (fists)Fourth level spells: Airball, Alter, Breath of breath, Dodgeball, Elemental Dispel, Earthball, Extended Blink, Fireball, Flying stone raptor, Mother’s admonishment, Remove status, Restoration, Sight of sight, Transform weapon, Waterball, Wind FormFifth level spells: Dance of the glorious defenestration, Detect Lies, Detect Pies, Flock of exploding butterflies, Giant Mouth, Perfect Heal, Replenish, Unbutton, Unevening the even, Upside-down fireSixth level: Dildo Storm, Earth Shield, Immunity, Spell shield, Spleed, Unheal, Soften
>>60260510That's a lot of directly combat-related spells. I'd thought that he'd done a good job of having many non-combat spells, but I guess I was wrong.
>>60260604I selected mostly those as I made a primarily combat focused characterbut seeing as I had a whooping 34 spells to choose, I ended up selecting a bunch of fun ones
>>60260332You, uh, probably aren't doing something right, my friend.
>>60260510>he can survive the doomgoat>heh, nice one anon>check text>he's rightwhat have you made ?
You know, I'd assumed OP was a different anon from ADGanon, and then I read > Their Oracle King is Imperator Nostrildamus
>>60260714Level 50 is supposed to be equivalent to "a giant retarded anime robot," and even then he barely survives.
>>60256856>combine the void of space and arcane magic in an isolated chamber>try to add air and light>accidentally flip the light switch too soon>supernovaThis system is amazing.
>>60260510>every stat is in the dozens>HP in the thousandswhat is wrong with this system ?>>60260559>Dance of the glorious defenestration>Detect Piesapparently nothing, don't change anything it's perfect
>>60260927to be fair, the doomgoat is a spell that you can only learn from level 64 and onwards so it's roughly a level 70 spell that a level 50 tank can survive
>>60253734>Be me>Evil>Breathe>Vacuum force collapses building
>>60253734>Blow air on lava>Die to nervegas
>>60261349Well not exactly nerve gas, but these recent eruptions have taught me that poisonous shit comes with lava. Add water and you get sulphuric acid added to your poison.
>>60225787>Quadratic Elements>Goes on to describe using basic exponentials>Calls it a 'square bonus'This absolutely reeks of someone who wants to appear smart but barely survived basic high school algebra. My mathematician self is absolutely triggered.
>>60225800this mentions a combat PDF, but I don't think that we actually have this one
>>60228063>stabbing her with rubies, emeralds, star sapphires, and a thousand other gems>star sapphiresSTAR SAPPHIRES ONLY EXIST AS CABOCHONS, THEY DON'T HAVE POINTS
>>60225866>tfw you delay Death's casting after even after you cease casting Exist.
>>60225941I I justwhat
>>60241133Only one thing can counter this spell
>>60262276We now know for sure that the GM can't be a professional jeweler, good work.
EXPEL>Causes you to expel food drained of nutrients. If you have an old doc that references the Shit spell, this is it. I changed the name because people kept making jokes about how shitty the spell was.amazing
>>60263020Most of those level 1 spells are funny.
>>60225648Thought they had finally found the rules to fantasy fantasy football for a minute, sad times
>>60225648So, there are clearly people who like stuff like this. What do they actually play, though? Just weeb shit?
>>60254249There is probably a spell in the system to make that true.
>>60225648>Mana is a couple of digits>damage is in the thousandsIt kinda annoy me.
So OP, when are we going to get the rest of the rules? still 3 more levels of magic, not to mention the combat system at least.
>>60263790There are high-mana spells that do shit like kill you instantly, convince the universe that you don't exist Morrowind style, or damn you to eternal goat rape.
>>60263468I like homebrews and stuff like this but I mostly play coc, Delta Green and paranoïa
>>60264106Players aren't supposed to go above level 50, which corresponds to level 7 spells (level 49 grants access to them specifically)
>>60264961if the creator intended for there to be lv8+ skills, that means they intended to use them. we still need the combat system
>>60265342The only level 8+ spells are the summoning spells, and we don't know anything about how summoning works in the rules.
>>60265342There are no doubt level 8+ spells, but they're probably NPC only.
>>60260510>Momentum: 43What's your velocity stat though.
Any monster document?
>>60266232A player wouldn't be given such a thing.
>>60266377Oh yeah true, I wasn't really thinking about that. Would be nice then to hear what kind of monsters have appeared in the campaign so far.
>>60225648>that's all stuff I learned as we playedpls m8, a bit more
>>60266697The description he gave of the campaign sounded strangely grounded.
>>60268015Grounded in a realistic idea, I mean.
>>60225883>Thumbs up restores lifeIs this a reference to the most handsomest man of all, lord of the tutorial, Terry hintz?
>>60266036Momentum is used for spells, not movement
>>60258196And here it is ! It honestly doesn't really matter to me at this point if this is real or fake, but I think that we could make a few threads to iron out the setting/system a little more and archive it all on 1d4chan to guide future GMs interested in running this
>>60253734>kill something>pour dirt on it>sun comes up>suddenly it turns into ghosts10/10 best magic system
>>60254880Oh god that damn gameI still want a game with troll-chucked dmg stats for all equipment.
>>60253734>direct a flashlight into the air >get fragrance Get fucked, perfumers
>>60253734>When life gives you lemons, just throw them out of nature into the void, and you'll have lazers
In the name of Say-Tyr, the Twelve-Horned, Lord of the Caprines, the Albino Ram of Doom, He Who Tramples The World, Master of the Endless Goat-Harem, Sire of a Thousand Young and Eater of the Primordial Oats, I bless this thread and everyone in it. May your days be full of fresh straw and plump bitch goats. Blaaahh.
I like how everyone has commented on every race except the Embarola, the ones who are groomed by their crazy goddess.
>>60273487Looks solid to me.
HAIL TAGO AGOT, the Descending Hoof. Seemingly born for battle, he is a masterful combatant and nigh-unkillable by means magical or mundane. As Say-Tyr's mortal champion, he is blessed with goat-like deformities of the face, body, and feet. His appearance, combined with his mental disabilities and mad lust for bloodshed, has estranged him from the company of his fellow sapient humaniods.However, Tago feels deep affection for his Sire's army of young offspring, and finds refuge from his loneliness in acting as shepherd to the flock of kids. He feels that the goatlings understand him in a way that people never have.
>>60277160they're pretty nice desu, for giant fire fairies, but I think that most people would not play them
>>60231326It's supposed to let you reduce your target's HP to a fraction of itself. For instance, if your target has 300 HP and 400 Mana, you could recalculate it to have 4 HP and 3 Mana.Alternatively, say your teammate got all fucked up, and out of 50 HP and 70 Mana, is down to 3 HP and 4 Mana. You cast this spell and recalculate him to 40 HP and 30 Mana, or some other adjunct to pythagorian ratios.
>>60277572How about I stat him ?Here is Tago Agot, the descending hoof. Armed with his sheperd's staff, he brings the will of Say-tyr upon his ennemies as well as his allies. You usually see him surrounded by a flock of Say-Tyr's offspring that he brought back with him on the prime plane. However, the presence of the yound doesn't deter him in the slightest, especially if he has to protect them from a threatTago AgotLevel 60 IdishiFighter: Police OfficerLaborer: Factory WorkerChampion: Say-Tyr (grants an extra 28 points)Stats:Strength 50Agility 30Dexterity 35ENS 35Vitality 60Memory 30Logic 30Thought 36Alertness 30Intuition 30Reflex 30Deceit 30Charisma 30Presence 30Beauty 30Composure 36Understanding 40Suprastats:HP: 3600Physical Power: 41Ethereal Power: 42Durability: 50Quickness: 32Physical Resistance: 55Mental Resistance: 31Initiative: 33Momentum: 55Mana: 35
Maneuvers (Polearm; Quarterstaff) : Circle Spin (x2), Magnetize, Walking stick, Pole Vault, Helicopter Spin4th level spells: Dodgeball, Elemental ward, Earthball, Unicycle of Violence5th level spells: Dance of the glorious defenestration, Detect Lies, Giant mouth, Horn of Illumination, Perfect Heal, Replenish, Supermap, Unbutton, Unevening the even, Unexhaust, Upside-down fire, You just don’t understand me mom6th level spells: Applize, Dildo Storm, Flame Cannon, Giganticize, Holy Light, Spell Shield, Spleed7th level spells: Suffering
>>60275231Maybe one day we'll see GRUFF...
>>60283661To end the thread, anyone reading this should vote for this thread on the archive, it's sitting at only 3 right now and will probably end up forgotten
>>60253734>studied light and nature magic to be able to heal and bless people >got the ability to grow lemons instead
This thread was a mistakeand i love it
>>60225648Damn. I thought this was a different post, from years ago, that revolved around goats and trolls.
>>60231419I feel like there is actually a concept with some merit buried under all this insanity. Hashed out a bit better this could work as a universal system that takes an opposite approach to something like GURPS, where you have an anemic but flexible core that you layer on supplements/homebrew content that cover what is needed. Instead here you have a core where almost everything is rigidly defined, to the point where plugging in homebrew content could be easy as defining which of the 20+ stats is used and running from there.Maybe I'm just retarded though.
>>60283967I don't know how to vote on archive.
All hail Nostrildamus!
>>60283967Up to 9 now.
>Thumbs Up>Give a thumbs up to a single target. This makes him feel good, restoring 5% of his maxHP. Only works once per session per target.
am I having a fucking stroke
>>60225821I unironically love some of these races.The doll folk would be pretty neat in a less crazy campaign.
>>60270325>I expected a fun little 4panel about my boy Terry>It's loss>>60263468Mostly D&D 2e and MAID since that is all my group will play but I am also very interested in Dark Heresy, Mutants & Masterminds, Paranoia, Nechronica, and MaoCT even if I never get to play them.
I love this.>Breath of breath
>>60225648so how do you play this?
>>60289847They're probably the most redeemable race here, yes.
>>60225855UnemployedYou don’t exactly have a job, but that doesn’t mean you have no skills.- BumPanhandle: When asking NPCs for help, you gain 30% to any social roll. If you succeed, their help will be10% larger than it otherwise would have (like if they’d sent ten guys to escort you, they’ll send elevenguys).- HousewifeHome Away From Home: Whenever you camp out, you and your allies gain the full benefits of adedicated inn.
>>60292740>housewife My dream of RPing as the frying pan woman from Dragons of Autumn Twilight will finally come true!
>>60225941This is some Dungeons of Dredmor shit
>>60225648Fuck ya! I was one of the guys asking for it.>>60231419Going to snort this shit hard.I do game Dev myself and have a little rpg system made. What to see how to streamline it more. This will be a good guide.
>>60289847It's my newest entry in my own fantasy heartbreaker - so you're not alone anon.also stealing that picHonestly, this system had me at 'Doomgoat', This is some beautiful madness.
>>60294184>Stealing that picYou should look up the artist outta sync if you are into that sort of thing.They do some amazing living doll stuff
>>60290773How do you play it?
>>60294656>SpoilerDoing god's work anon!
>>60231419Bless you anon.Can't wait to show my players this so i can abandon them entirely from this hobby and find a new group.
>>60294176This is a good guide to anything but streamlining.
>>60289847What's this pic from?
>>60296186That is fanart of the Lalaloopsy doll.Charlotte Charades.
>>60285271no, I totally get youassuming that this is real, OP should tatolly bring his GM here to explain his shit, I'm really enthusiastic about this