What the fuck?
>>60197409This edition sucks, LTMTYDFS was better
Would play maybe
>>60197409They don't sell the required items at my LGS, unfortunately.
Every day we stray further from the light.
>>60197611>Every day we stray further from the light.>the light>theGod's light
>>60197409Well, where's the PDF anon? You gotta share that shit.
>>60197591I know that feel. Damn FLGS and their ban on glitter.
>>60197633Not OP, but the file is too large. I'm gonna screen cap page by page seeing as how it's super short. First page is >>60197409
>>60197792And done. Not enough crunch for my tastes.To be fair though, it seems fun enough and not quite up it's own ass as much as The Beast is (and that's the only other strictly "erotic" RPG I've read the stuff for so I'm very out of my element here).
>>60197591The fuck do game stores have against oceanic jazz anyway? I've only ever seen oceanic metal in mine, usually just Dethwater. I get jazz just isn't as popular with fish as it used to be but come on.
>>60197703>>60197725>>60197742>>60197769>>60197792>>60197815Thanks for posting, anon. It is pretty light and the fun would be from a good group and probably some drinks to loosen up. Might be fun once though.
>>60197591Thread music theme.
>>60198106Fuck I'm dumb.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3_tw44QsZQ
>>60197886You'd think there would be at least one Spotify playlist dedicated to this.
>>60197725>anyone can have a dickno if you have a dick that makes you a dude.>anyone can be a mermaidno, mermaids can only be woman, the word that they are looking for is merfolk
>>60198265in this universe, dicks are universal and conception is through butt stuff
>>60198463I don't feel comfortable with butt stuff
>>60197769>Game is called "Let These Mermaids Touch Your Dick Maybe">Game is about being a mermaid who wants to touch someone else's dickHow do you fail so completely on such a basic fucking premise?
>i can recognize this is satireI'm so smart.
>>60198471that's ok, nobody's gonna pressure you into having children.
>>60198265>no, mermaids can only be woman, the word that they are looking for is merfolkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2l4Wx9YZ1E
>>60197409kek, perfect takedown of post modern """rpgs""PLAYING A HORROR RPG WITH JENGA IS THE SCARIEST AND BEST EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HADgimmie a fucking break you goddamned retarded trash
>>60198496Smarter than I, apparently. I was concerned this was something a real person considered fun and chill.
>>60198609It's just something in the same vein as Hi Stranger.https://youtu.be/lDetXuXJz_0
>>60198504b-but someone pressuring me into having children is my fetish!
See guys, I am a girl even though I have a dick. The rules say so.
>>60198842Traps are still gay.
>>60198842I am a transgender, male-presenting, masculine pronouns-preferring, lesbian. Honest! Now let me in the girls' room.
>>60198842Like I said, absolutely perfect takedown of post modern """rpgs"""
>>60198930>but femine penises make me question my own sexuality!deal with it
>>60198979>traps are gay>NO THEY'RE NOT>yes they are>YOU AREYes, but traps are too
>>60199036>wall of greentextNope, try harder.
>>60199036>>60199106Okay but can we get back to talking about mermaids and dicks now?Would you let a mermaid touch your dick? I would.
>>60199131How large is the mermaid's dick?
>>60199152The perfect size for you, which can be non-existent if that's what you're into.
>>60199131Does she have fish dick or human one?
This seems fine and not a thing anyone should be mad about
>>60199152Yeah this is really the important info
>>60199204Why would anyone be mad about satire
>>60199197Hey, its a simple question. Or does she have both at same time?
>>60199173>The perfect size for youIt's a fucking trap. Psychic changeling motherfucker. First you think your mermaid lover has a 20 inch dick and then BAM she has a vagina and wants child support.
>>60199223Seriously this. What would anyone be upset about this for, anon?
>>60199228This is not a question you ask a lady. The mermaid no longer wants to touch your dick because you are not a fantastic wet gentleman.>>60199231Guess you'll never know.
>>60199240Probably because it's satirizing fucking horrible post modern rpgs like FATE
But I don't like dicks, they look like weird meat mushrooms...
>>60199267This. I wish I had a vagina.
>>60199261>satirizing things that you find bad and silly is something to get upset aboutWhat?
>>60199281Boipussy way better then any putrid roastie.
>>60199315Not really. I can't have an orgasm by rubbing my butt on another butt. I just want to scissor.
>>60198785well you should have mentioned it in the pre-game fetish swap meet!
>>60199364I didn't want anyone to feel pressured into pressuring me...
>>60199360This is what double dildos for.
>>60199407>plastic penisesHecking gross dude.
>>60199431There variety of materials beside plastic, you know.
>>60199464I prefer mine to be made out of weiner
>>60199464I don't care what your penis is made out of. I just want a vagina so I can bump vaginas with other vaginal-Americans.
>>60199514Do you cook it?
>>60199482>>60199503Silicones, or glass.
>>60197742What the hell is a "floppy jelly hand fwapper thing"? Does the author even know?
>>60199577>his mom never gave him a quarter to buy shit from the bubble machine at the entrance to the supermarketSad.
>>60199600...What the hell is a bubble machine?
>>60199600>>60199577Forgot the pic. Sorry.
>>60199609fuckin hell mate
>>60199580I know that. I am a man who is gay for women.
>>60199530No way, I'm not monte cook
>>60199577>>60199609Jesus. Were you raised in the Congo or something?
>>60199620Well, whatever floats your boat, you sicko.
>>60199637Britain. I have literally never seen one of these things >>60199630 in my life, and I'm almost 30.
>>60199637What your problem with Congo.
>>60199660Britain truly is a nightmarish dystopia. I went there when I was twelve though and the Lego floor at Hamley's was fun as was Legoland.
>>60199655I'm actually extremely depressed and wish I was comfortable with my body the way it is and am too scared to change it because I know it's not really possible and I'd just be guaranteeing I'd die alone if I did and nobody will love me anyways because I hate myself.
>>60199708Why would you die if you changed your body?
>>60199721>>60199708Oh, sorry, why would you guarantee you'd die alone if you did?
>>60199721There astonishing suicide rates among trannies, especially when they grow older and more repulsive.
>>60199782To be fair most people grow more repulsive as they grow old.
>>60199721>>60199769Boys can't be girls, anon. People don't like people who try.
>>60199708Go blog on reddit
>>60199281but that's just a meat taco, possibly with roast beef curtains attached
>>60199796They dont neck themselves, usually.
>>60199802Naw but you could just lie about it forever and maybe dumb people wouldn't catch on.
>>60199832Really, though, aren't we all the agents of our own destruction?
You heretics need the God-Emperor.
>>60199855Its kinda pointless to agrue with statistic.
>>60199875I'm not arguing, I'm just regurgitating platitudes to sound interesting. I love you!
>>60197591Its like a game tg of 6 years ago would make
>>60199884Uh, i too. No homo.
Day of the rope not far now
>>60197409This is an artistic achievement, unlike Gang Rape
>>60197409So this year mermaids are in.I don't fucking get it. What's the appeal?It's just an other monstergirl, but in water, how the fuck are they going mainstream?
>>60198265This is the board for playing pretend you nonce
>>60198265It's a game about throwing slime-hands at a dildo, playing with glitter, and eating bananas while your homies talk about sucking dick, don't take it so seriously.
>>60200055Use your imagination, anon. If the original, was "maybe", what could FS mean?
>>60199981They cute son.
>>60197465>>60197611>>60199570>waaahhhh i wanna go back to the year 1610kys
>>60199981>how the fuck are they going mainstream?With their tails?
>>60200117>The mermaid HAS touched somebody's dick>A group of assorted misfits investigates>Was it her? Does something else lurk in the dark waters? Or will our heroes be bribed with sexual favors and scapegoat the dark waters-dwelling merfolks?
>>60197409Mermaids are the property of His Divine Majesty's Navy, improper use is punishable by death.
>>60198914Facts arnt opinion....
pdf version collated from the images
I'm gonna throw a sex party and play this game and no one can stop me
>>60199315But men are ugly and they poop from there.
>>60200669NOT TODAY THEY DON'T
>>60199660Are you joking? You see them all the time in supermarkets and such. Not that big, but the same principle.
>>60200541Nice, thanks, anon.
>believing this is satireOh sweet summer children.You know nothing about the indie RPG scene, do you?
>>60197815Oh... It's an LGBT+ game.
>>60199981>>60200115They're attractive, graceful and have beautiful voices. Also, having tails means you've got to princess-carry them everywhere.
>>60199873Is there even a RL religion where god tells you that you're fucking awesome instead of telling you that you're a fuck-up who needs to repent and whatever?
>>60197640I know right? We've got dildos wall to wall but no damn glitter or jazz.
>>60198930No way, fag
>>60200026Honestly, that just sounds like a Friday night with the girls.Also you guys don’t want a vagina, they’re slimey, get really sore after you play with them, bleed all the time and thetre really hurt when they do.
>>60202878In this age of absurdity, where what would be considered satire has become reality, what can still be considered so absurd to be satire?
>>60204266This isn't even a case of Poe's Law, it's a straight faced LGBT storygame. There are dozens of them out there, and they're supposed to be taken at face value. I have to give to these guys that the use of props is clever though.
>>60204204If only there were a way to trade for a day
>>60204299How is that not a case of Poe's law?
>>60197409On the scale of 1 - Chess to 10 - FATAL, where does this score?
>>60199281vaginas are way more disgusting
>>60204383I'd say an 8. It's playable, but you need some work to find everything, and at the end of the day it's still about you and your buds telling each other how mermaids suck your dick.
>That was fun anon, didn't expect that. Thanks for buying that dildo, I couldn't imagine myself walking into one of those stores.>Ah don't worry about it, I still had one lying around.
>>60199721It would be very painful.
>>60204949Was getting your dick sucked by mermaids part of your master plan?!
>>60198889>things no ever said, ever.Though I'm ticked by the idea that a rapist would be stopped in his tracks by he fact that the toilet where his victims congregate is OFF LIMITS for him
60198944How desperately do you want that (You)
>>60197409All I could find while googling
>>60205179>Shardra the Castrator>No boythis so bad it's fun.
>>60205214shame on you, anon
>>60197409Dumb and stupid.
>>60205179Little sexist and speciest of them to assume female mermaids aren't going to wonder if the two legged male could fertilize their eggs or their throats
>>60198265>Mermaids can only be womanNah, fuck that. They were called Mermaids before people wanted a more generic term for it. If any mermaids take offense they can come up to dry land and fight me.
>>60200055Feed & Seed
>>60205179Some fish have dicks you know.
>>60203447Posting the screencap to preserve the ideology for future generations.
>>60202910Pretty much any group erotic game will lean towards LGBT+ - it's hard to have anything erotic with more than one person of nobody is at least a little bit bicurious
>>60205179I wish I could say that's satire
>>60205179>When you are the reason your equal-rights movement is a jokes m ht b hf a m
>>60205179You could invert the genders if you wanted. Just use the biggest fleshlifgt you can find, perhaps that entire bottom half of a woman, and swing around those giant gummy earthworms. Gotta have a supply of peaches instead of bananas I guess.
>>60203447Why would a god lie to you like that?
>>60205179You mean, this isn't satire?
>>60205824Of course not, it's a gay party game.
>>60205717And thus a first ever homebrew for this game was born.
>>60205915>depraved gay mermaid orgy homebrewAll it needs is a little bit of blood sacrifice and it's prefect, but I guess suggesting that people cut themselves open and bleed on other may be illegal?
>>60197409It's the "maybe" that makes it art.
>>60197815I'm strangely okay with this game.I'm not saying I'd ever play this, but I can imagine very specific kinds of people enjoying it.>>60198265Mermaid's aren't real, Anon.
this sounds like the most boring game ever, unironicallyI would rather play fucking GURPS with all the splatbooks at once than this shit, and that's saying something
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0UnqxwpYU
>>60199360Not with that attitude you can't.
>>60205950>I guess suggesting that people cut themselves open and bleed on other may be illegal?I'm honestly not sure. Kill Puppies for Satan exists but I think it's pretty clear you're playing pretend. You can get in trouble for inciting riots and violence but I'm not sure how the law feels about self harm. That one girl got time for telling a kid to kill himself but if you dont point the instructions directly at an individual you might get away with it.
>>60205950gay merMEN, anon.Also, we all realize it would just be The Shape of Water: the RPG?
>>60205179But it says right there in the rules that anyone can have a dick, and anyone can be a mermaid. The only thing limiting it from being a girl dick or you being mermaidbois is your imagination.
>>60205287There it is. Thank you kind Anon
>>60199823Tacos are fantastic though.
>>60197409Before I read this, I'm going to try to make a prediction about the book:It's a tabletop conversion of that visual novel where you're an anthropomorphic mantis who has to balance dating with not getting his head bitten off.
>>60207654Your wrong but I want you to start work on this right away.
>>60205179Legit hoping these concerns get addressed in LTMTYDM 2nd Edition
>>60207692You encounter some mermaids. Are they thirsty for dick? Or thirsty for blood? Will you risk them touching your dick maybe?
>>60207857Is it possible that they’re thirsty for dick blood?
>>60199981long flowing hair and tight abs, mostly.
>>60203447None that said you were awesome, but plenty that encouraged you to BE awesome.
>>60197631You can't see god's light anymoreNow we're going away from light any in general
>>60197409I thought this was one of those "ITT we talk about a game that doesn't exist" threads. Fuck. I wish it was.Hey, any of you anons got the brain bleach?
>>60204204>get really sore after you play with themdo you really think dicks aren't the same
>Riverhouse Games>Creating tabletop RPGs, podcasts, and now a zine! Located in the Twin Cities, Minnesota. >Catch us making microgames, talking about queer & LGBT+ tabletop gaming, or curating small games collections.Fuck sake
LET THESE MERMAIDS EAT ROAST DUCK MAYBEA culinary RPG where you have to convince mermaids to taste-test human food.
>>60209635kek that's amazingI refuse to believe that this isn't a master troll, even the company info is perfect
>>60209635Did you really expect a group-sex game to not be built around LGBT?
>>60198265>He doesn't want his prostate stimulated by a large but feminine penis
>>60200669It's just an asshole if you don't take care of it. Boipussy is special and to qualify your pooper must be a pristine palace of pleasure that you dilegently douche and groom
>>60204204Whatever you do, do with lube. It makes the slime a feature and reduces the soreness (a trade-off of having to clean a lil bit longer). Can't help with the other problems.
>>60210061>>60210074>virgins on /tg/ give sex adviceeven funnier than the op
>>60210117>Implying /tg/ isn't gay enough to be experts on boi pussy
>>60210142>Implying that internet gay is real gay
This game is awful fuckin' timid for a group sex act with your friends.>"Buh buh buh, invite your friends to circle jerk a dildo while lying on their boners, but wespect theyw BOUNDAWIES buh buh"Jesus Christ, I don't need half the pagecount telling me how NOT to talk off my sweaty friends. If we've gone through the effort of sticking a dick in the middle of the kitchen, we're way past the conversation where comfort zones and boundaries have been discussed.The timidness of this thing sickens me. Let me JERK OFF with my GAMING FRIENDS in fucking PEACE, you milksop tweenage excuse for a sex party.
>>60210117It won't hurt my feelings at all if you don't, but if sex has ever been painful/bloody you should try some lube. It's like instant-foreplay.
>>60210222Anyone that does butt stuff regardless of sexuality knows you have to put in some prep time into your ass, your not going to get shit all over that dragon dildo that you paid good money for
>>60210284>>60210289>doubles downkek go back to your chatroom kids
>>60209816LET THESE MERMAIDS SWAB YOUR DECK MAYBEYour ship is terribly understaffed! Can you trust these mermaids to pick up the slack? Or will they steer you and your crew directly into the rocks?
>>60210297This isn't even about sexual experience, you can masterbate by stimulating your prostate instead of jerking yourself you know
>>60210241I think you understand, but have not associated with this particular product, just how terrified the average liberal game designer is with stepping out of their party lines. This "game" is meant to be an excuse for mutual masturbation and possibly sex, they need to add as many "softeners" to their sentences to make sure nobody construes their point the wrong way (because consent is all.)
>>60210320WOAH ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT WOMEN DON'T WORK AS HARD AS MEN YOU FUCKING SHITLORD/LADY
>>60210355I'M IMPLYING THAT MERMAIDS MIGHT WANT TO CAPSIZE YOUR SHIP SO THEY CAN EAT THEIR HUMAN CREWMATES.
>>60210328It's like common sense safety labels, no one smart is going to drink bleach (unless they're suicidal) but if you don't tell people not to drink bleach then you risk backlash and potential legal action. It's the same with this game, the designers are pretty sure that "don't rape people" is a common sense rule that doesn't need to be stated but they don't want to deal with the fallout if it happens and they don't have a rule they can point to to avoid responsibility
Mer- Maid the RPG. The mansion is a boat, and players must serve the captain.
>>60210320>>60210355>>60210376>>60210384>thread just becomes an oglaf strip
>>6020517Ah yes the infamous male fantasy dripping in toxic masculinity and hetero-devilry. Competitive dick worship!Can you imagine being this far down the rabbit hole of your own ideology? Where you can take anything even something which is the exact opposite of your boogeyman and craft that flesh golem of Other to threaten your ideological purity and give you something to rally against. Not even the Russian Federation is this deep into the fortress mentality.
>>60210417In a post-modernist world, "common sense" isn't even a thing.
>>60210460I don't think you know what post modern means
>>60210479>desperate damage controlhey there reddit
>>60210479The tl;dr of it is, "nothing is objective, everything is open to interpretation." This means that even "common sense" is not "common."
>>60210456>>60210499There is a quote from Isaac Asimov that, I believe, fits brilliantly in not only the "toxic masculinity" poster and many other posters on both sides of the spectrum here,>A fire-eater must eat fire even if he has to kindle it himself
>>60210507Kind of? Pop feminism though while derived from postmodernism isn't the same as what you would find while reading someone like Derrida (Who's a hack by the way)
>>60210594>desperate damage control continues
>>60210320let the mermaids swab the decklet the mermaids swab the decklet the mermaids swab the DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
>>60210430>implying Oglaf's author isn't reading this right now
>>60210320LET THIS MERMAID CUT YOUR DECK MAYBEAn exploration of how comfortable you are with other people touching your M:tG cards, and what your boundaries might be.
>>60210715ANY MERMAID CAN RIFFLE ANY DECK
>>60210715I ain't gettin wet fishy fingers on my $2000 legacy deck, thank you, fuck you.
>>60210754>x-carding a mermaid shuffle
>>60197409Finally, a system for this.
See now I gotta write "LET THESE DEMONS HATE-FUCK YOU TO DEATH YOU HAVE NO CHOICE PREPARE YOUR ANUS"Let this be a lesson kids: you put off a passion project, you're gonna get sniped
>>60210888>LET THESE DEMONS HATE-FUCK YOU TO DEATH YOU HAVE NO CHOICE PREPARE YOUR ANUShot
>>60197409...looks like I got more fun for my D&D group
>>60210888One thing to make clear: anyone of any gender can rape. Anyone of any gender can get raped. Also, anyone of any gender can have barbs down there.
>>60211080Now THAT'S how you be INCLUSIVE, Anon.I'm so goddamn proud of you right now
>>60210715>LET THESE MERMAIDS BUILD YOUR DECK MAYBE>A learning experience where you teach those who have only ever lived underwater how to handle basic carpentry and tool use, coming together in mutual appreciation with a shared work ethic to extend the patio on your attractive Californian coastal hideaway.
>>60199802Transitioning is becoming more and more acceptable. Sure, people here don't like it, but 4chan is quite a bit to the right of most places.
>>60199782Wow, are you saying people who are treated like shit are more likely to be depressed, and thus more likely to kill themselves? Gosh, what a shocker that is.
>>60200223I just want you to know I appreciate this post
>>60211207And its eagerly awaited expansion, LET THESE MERMAIDS LAY YOUR BRICK MAYBE!
>>60198265shutup, zoolander>>60198504>that's ok, nobody's gonna pressure you into having children.Anon, I'm sorry to hear that all your grandparents and aunts died before you were old enough (14-16 yo, typically) to know the joys of being pressured in to having children. That's pretty heavy.>>60197886>DETHWATERfuck you, anonI just sneezed coffeefuck
>>60211511And then LET THESE MERMAIDS BE YOUR UNDERPAID OFF-THE-BOOKS ILLEGAL WORKERS MAYBE
>>60198944>postmodernyou dont know what postmodernism is retard
>>60209463anon you need to talk to your doctor>>60207692me too. let's make it and sell it and get rich off those same idiots who bought all the expansion packs for Crabs Against Huge Manatees
>>60197742>snake skinI don’t get it.
>>60199223>Why would anyone be mad about satirewhatre you talking about? idiots get mad about satire all the time. one of the primary virtues of satire is weeding out idiots.
>>60211691>when you find someone who unironically thinks The Onion is 100% real newsNothing better
>>60211720the onion is parody, not satire. I bet you're one of those people who thinks any random juxtaposition of "weird" stuff is Surrealism, too, right?this is actually an interesting edge case of >>60211691, where just the WORD "satire" was enough to weed one out
>>60211812Parody is satire.
>>60211866That's backwards. Parody is just taking a work and making something humorous out of it, satire does that while criticizing the work.
>>60211468But anon, blacks have one of the lowest suicide rates of any race in the US!
>rules are easy to follow>writing has character>almost 100% That Guy-proof>encourages you to eat healthy foodNeat game
>>60211455See, this doesn't fill me with petty anger, it just fills me with despair. What's the point in going on when this is the future we're marching towards?
>>60212963>not being a transhumanist
>>60213028>ascribing to yet another new age religion
>>60212050>Parody is just taking a work and making something humorous out of it, satire does that while criticizing the work.This. Something like the Onion is parody. Or almost always - it occasionally rises to the level of satire, and very occasionally does it really well. But probably at least 95% of Onion content is "just" parody.
>>60213040Transhumanism isn't a religion, though
>>60213118Satisfies the same spiritual needs as one.
>>60213131So it's a form of spiritualism, not a religion. Thanks for clearing that up.
>>60199981they seem more approachable to virgin neckbeards because they don't have vaginas (usually) they have claoca
>>60206013what's to stop you from killing God and taking his place? also if you want to hurt people's brains, point out that Jesus is literally a bastard. Yahweh (the Christian God) is married to Asherah (a goddess who has been mostly phased out of the bible), therefore when he had a child with Mary (the only point of marriage according to the bible) he had a child out of wedlock, the definition of a bastard.
>>60213028>implying they aren't humanyowch
>>60197458I dunno man.The whole "roll for hand suction and slime factor" from the fs version really jinxed my immersion.
>>60199393I can't get off, unless I feel like I'm pressuring.We should meet up.
>>60213789Those are OPTIONAL rules>everyone posting Zoolander like he ever said merfolkmerMAN!
>>60213958>Those are OPTIONAL rules>He doesn't use the optional rules supplement for ltmtydfsKill yourself.
>>60213701Transhumanism doesn't deny peoples' humanity, though. If anything it embraces it while lamenting physical limitations holding people back.
>>60214071nice try hitler
>>60202954>They're attractive, graceful and have beautiful voices. Also, having tails means you've got to princess-carry them everywhere.Honestly, the princess-carry aspect is definitely one part of the fetish that doesn't get mentioned nearly enough.>>60213245>they have claocaWhere the fuck did this meme come from? A cloaca is a combined urogenital/anal opening; reptiles and birds have that. Fish don't; they have separate openings like most other vertebrates.But it's not relevant to mermaids. Mermaids are always depicted with a navel, so they must have dolphinlike vagina hidden under the scales.
>>60215231When in doubt, blame furries.
>>60215231>Where the fuck did this meme come from?Someone on /tg/ who thinks he's smart but doesn't actually know what the fuck he's talking about.
>>60198722I don't know if that was profoundly disturbing or comforting.
>>60213408>what's to stop you from killing God and taking his place?Well he's not real.
>>60199315"Boipussi" is just Man Ass
>>60212963trust me its not. these mutants will be dealt with soon
>>60210486>being a fucking retard>guhh damage controlneck yourself
>>60212963feel free to fuckin kys any time then if it makes you so goddamn mad
>>60199708Just because retards on 4chan don't accept you doesn't mean others won't.
>>60210849Sauce? I didn’t know external fertilization hentai existed.
>>60199261What's wrong with Fate?
>>60219315Pretty much everything.
>>60219292Read the filename. It isn't hentai, either, but what you're thinking of does exist.
>>60205034Sure it wouldn't stop a truly dedicated rapist, but it would dissuade those who entertained the thoughts but weren't committed enough to go through with it.It's like why houses have security. Sure a dedicated burglar could break in, but it helps prevent wannabes or burglars not dedicated to breaking into your house, but are just testing the area to see who has the least security.Instead of locks and security alarms, bathrooms use societal pressure and judgement
>>60199981Normies know mermaids. Normies love mermaids! They're easy to trick into making monstergirl porn! In 3d! In VR!
>>60197792Why does it always feel like LGBT+ games think anything sexual is deeply damaging and has to be handled more gently than a bomb tied to a ferret
>>60197591>floppy jelly hand fwapper thingsYou mean those vending machine toys that are a little jelly hand on a string?
>>60219346Can you be more specific?
>>60211455It's not becoming more and more acceptable, as we can see by the fact that you can now go to prison for daring to question it where I live. It's being forced by a small group of influential people to the bemusement and confusion of the majority of the population, while speaking out against it results in legal consequences.
>>60218998Or I could just wait for the mentally ill mutilated ones to kill themselves, which they will do so, because they are being pushed into a course of action that is a last ditch 'perhaps this will help' attempt to stop them from committing suicide but has been seized upon by left wing political groups to help overturn what they view as oppressive hierarchical structures in society in order to force people to accept ludicrous ideas that go in the face of all reason to demoralise them.
>>60220262Try not living in a communist shit hole.
>>60220308The choice is either live in an actual shithole or live in a communist one as being white and of european descent means short of becoming a millionaire I can not move to the US.
>>60220358>this dumb bitch thinks you need citizenship to live in the USProtip: all the propaganda you see about how hard it is to be a citizen in the us? They conveniently ignore the fact that during the entire process you are legally residing IN the US. The only thing ypu cant do as a noncitizen is hold a government job or run for office.
>>60219559Because LGBT+ people are precious baby birds with broken wings, who need the love and warmth of a community to grow and achieve their dream of despising that community.
>>60215231>Honestly, the princess-carry aspect is definitely one part of the fetish that doesn't get mentioned nearly enough.It's really the dark horse of the mermaid kinks. Having a gorgeous, healthy woman in your arms wearing little more than a bikini as the sunlight glistens off her flawless, damp skin and limp vibrantly-colored hair is quite... Quite something!
>>60198914traps are just feminine men, so you are technically attracted to a man with a penis. It is definitely gay, but it only matters if you think being gay is 'wrong' or not.
>>60212963Yes, because mentally ill people getting treatment for their condition in the hopes of having some reprieve from immense suffering is somehow a bad thing.They are being given treatment for their condition, and they aren't hurting anyone. What business is it of anyone else? I really don't understand you people who like to make huge issues out of something that has nothing to do with you.
So you think there are people who wouldn't enter a women's bathroom, but would immediately rape a woman they encountered in a unisex one?
>>60219559Has nothing to do with LGBT+.Any fetish/kink community is going to emphasize communication and safe practices.Well, any fetish/kink community not founded on drivel like 50 Shades.
>>60220695>I really don't understand you people who like to make huge issues out of something that has nothing to do with you.Social media is a constant buzz of love and adoration towards everything that isn't the traditional heterosexual white male, so after a while heterosexual white males start to wonder if they're ever going to get noticed again. Some people see it as oppression, but others see it as neglect, and when somebody feels neglected they get depressed.
>>60220695The part where we are having to restructure our entire society and the understanding of gender and sex just because of less than a percentage of the population are mentally ill and can be sent to prison if we refuse to go along with it?If it was just a case of treating mental illness, then fine. Hell, if people wanted to do it themselves go ahead. But don't coerce the rest of society into adhering to the same viewpoints and beliefs that you can just self-declare yourself to be a woman and we must now all pretend that is real. In addition, why if it's just treatment for a mental illness is it being legitimised, with people claiming that it's natural and has existed throughout history until oppression began to occur? Why are people who seek other means of treatment, whether in the medical community or those suffering themselves attacked and ostracised if they point out how transitioning is not an effective means of treatment? Why are transgender flags being made to fly above the flags of the nation from government buildings, police stations and more? Now, I don't give a damn what people do to their body, how they want to call themselves or whether they want to pretend that they're a man or a woman. More power to you and if it makes you feel better even more so. But don't 1. Pretend that you are, biologically a man or a woman and 2. Force the rest of society to share in your delusion to the extent of lobbying governments to make criminals out of people who don't agree.
>>60220401I'm not talking about being a citizen, I'm talking about a green card. It's ridiculously hard unless I am a world class expert in my field or have a specific skill or talent that cannot be replicated in the US to attain a green card. I would be better off earning 500,000 dollars and buying my way in through the investment method.
>>60220695>being given treatmentThey really aren't. If someone is suffering from body image dimorphism you don't encourage them in their incorrect body image.If someone is convinced they're fat even thiugh they aren't and are damaging themselves as a result you don't tell them "Yes, that's so brave. Throw up more. Have you considered eating shredded tissues instead of food or getting surgery to be even thinner?"That suicide rates are high among people with gender dimorphism that transition than among those that don't should be a clue.
>>60220921Transitioning isn't SRS. Transitioning includes living as the gender your dysphoria has made you feel that you are. This does not always include SRS at all. It depends on the severity of the dysphoria and whether the individual in question, and their doctor/therapist, feel it's the best treatment.Refusing to go along with it is a similar level of douchery as kicking the cane out from under a cripple. You have to go out of your way to be a total dick and deprive someone of what they need to manage their illness.You cannot simply "self-declare yourself" to be a woman. It takes therapy and doctors and it's a whole big thing. This is one of those talking-points people bring up to be bigots that was never actually true, acting like SRS is just something people can go in and do over the course of an afternoon. But even if someone doesn't do all that and asks to be called 'she' instead of 'he,' that literally doesn't affect you any more than someone saying they prefer to be called 'Bob' instead of 'Robert.'This shit is all common courtesy. It's not asking anything extreme of anyone. Just let people live their lives if they aren't harming anyone, and don't be an asshole. The only reason we have activism for it is people aren't following those two simple rules that humans follow for everything other illness.As to why people seek other forms of treatment? Now you're getting moronic. Why do people seek alternatives to chemo for cancer? Why are they looking for cures if Chemo is effective? Why do we still use chemo if people point out all the flaws in it? We don't know everything about medicine or the human mind yet. We do the best we can. Right now, therapy and transition is the best we can.Just let people live and don't be a dick. That's really not anything to feel "despair" over. It's what you should be doing anyway.
>>60199281>>60199267Dicks taste better.
>>60221012>They really aren't.So you know better than doctors and therapists and researchers that went to school for this?No, you don't.You found some blogpost that agrees with your views and decided that you know better than the experts because someone else agrees with you.
>>60221042>That's really not anything to feel "despair" over.It has more to do with >>60220840, personally. Finding a straight white guy who isn't evil or a humorous side-character is pretty rare these days. Heck, this sentiment isn't unique to gaming culture or even the internet; NatGeo during their issue on race actually explored demographic changes in some American small towns, and the general feeling among the white population was one of despair, hopelessness and cynicism towards the future. To move away from the race-stuff, and to add a bit of the NatGeo argument back into this current one, the sensation of despair is due to hetero guys losing their status as the "default." Where do we go from here, and how do you go there without stepping on any toes among the already well-established minority communities?
>>60221057>better than doctors and therapists and researchers that went to school for thisIt's their job to 'treat' their customers I mean patients, whether that is or isn't the right thing to do. It's how they get paid.The same reason why if you go to a plastic surgeon they will suggest surgery 95% of the time, even if there's nothing wrong with how you look.Even if you've had 50 surgeries, and clearly they're not the solution, because this person is sick in the head, they'll still get more. Because money trumps morals at the end of the day.
>>60221165This makes a lot of sense, and I get where it's coming from.It feels about as absurd as Christians claiming to be "oppressed" because Evolution is taught in schools and gay marriage is legal, though. What with 69% of the population being Christian, any "oppression" is entirely imagined. They're just doing less oppressing. Other people, who are not Christian, are allowed to exist.I use this example because I used to be one of the people crying "Christians are oppressed!" when I was younger, not out of any desire to be an edgelord.And I have to thoroughly disagree that non-evil, non-joke straight white guys are "very rare." It's something these people are telling themselves so often that they believe it's true, but the vast majority of media is still straight white men.Since we're talking rarity, I'll use a big-budget title released recently. Infinity War. Spider Man, Iron Man, Bruce Banner, Thor, Captain America, and Captain Strange are all straight, white men in a leading role who are not evil. That's more representation among the lead cast than any other single demographic, unless one of them isn't straight and I missed it.I could list more, but it's late here, and this is already long. I'm sure if you don't cherry pick, the trend will hold out.Like I said, I understand seeing "less" as "oppressed." I've done it myself, though with religious identity rather than racial/sexual. It just doesn't follow the facts, if you look at things objectively rather than how they feel.
>>60199660You're either blind or retarded. These are everywhere in England and Wales. Don't know about Scotland, they probably have something similar that dispenses deep fried chocolate or something
>>60221250sad yet true