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    672 KB Astartes Quest - Part 8 Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/22/09(Tue)23:53 No.5970014  
    Your forces have been relieved by the Imperial Guard, who have begun the re-education of those who aided the traitors in Kasr Lain, and the emplacement of a new Kasr Lord from amongst the populace.

    You have returned to the Maelstrom with your force of Space Marines, and have been granted a short reprieve to rest and prepare for a later mission.

    You have one day of free time to do various trivial tasks.

    >You can do two things: Check on Emi, and re-kit yourself.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/09(Tue)23:56 No.5970061
    Find Emi, sex her so hard we end up in outer space.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/09(Tue)23:59 No.5970125
    Let's check on our latest recruit. We should also see if there is any intel on those ships that managed to leave Kasr Lain before liberation.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:01 No.5970154

    This, and a possible re-kit. Then see about any chance of replacing our horrendous horrendous losses....
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:02 No.5970182
    And on that note, how about the sex?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:02 No.5970188
    I sage for Negi trying to use /tg/ as his personal army >>5969887 here.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)00:03 No.5970207
    Not trying to use /tg/

    I'm just running my thread, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:04 No.5970229

    Shhh we're trying to see what fat loot we got from the last mission. :D
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:06 No.5970267
    And then have sex.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:08 No.5970311
    Negi, you're an irredeemable weaboo fuck but you're still a pretty cool guy who makes quest threads and doesn't afraid of anything.

    Okay, so if we visit Forgemaster Havelock and rekit, what are our options?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:18 No.5970483
    ... this all makes me wonder what one needs to do to earn Terminator Honors...
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:19 No.5970511
    >Not trying to use /tg/.
    >I know how to get /tg/ to really dis the spammer and rage at him hard core.

    Yeah, no, we totally believe you, Colonel Yiffy.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)00:21 No.5970533

    Essentially, you can opt to change out your wargear. You have:

    >Iron Halo
    >Artificer Armour
    >Thunder Hammer
    >Bolt Pistol
    >Frag and Krak Grenades
    >Purity Seal: Litany of Fury (Furious Charge)

    >You may choose any upgrades. Saevio has awarded you the Crux Terminatus for your service in retaking Kasr Lain.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:23 No.5970558

    Agreed. Negi, we might enjoy a quest thread, but that spammer was right to follow you here.

    Also, you're guilty of DMing a furry erogame. That is a crime that cannot be forgiven.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:25 No.5970584

    Terminator Armor
    Thunder Hammer


    Consensus anons?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:27 No.5970627
    Protip: the Hammer is our Penis.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:27 No.5970629
    Terminator Armor would only be good for particular situations, I think that we'd be better off keeping our mobility. As is, the current load-out seems just fine, although we might consider a combi-melta or plasma depending on what the next task at hand will be.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:27 No.5970630
    dice 5d6 2
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)00:27 No.5970631
    Can we drop the fucking old shit?

    Jesus Fucking Christ.

    I'd rather get trolled about mary sue characters than be reminded of that shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:28 No.5970647
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:28 No.5970649

    B-but... the rule of cool!?

    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:29 No.5970664
    dice+xdy in the email field, where x is quantity and y is number of sides per die.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:30 No.5970673
    Assault cannon, baby.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:32 No.5970696
    rolled 4, 5, 2 = 11

    ...thanks, i kept putting it in the comment
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:32 No.5970706
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    Internet High five man!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:35 No.5970745
    Terminator Armor
    Thunder Hammer
    Assault Gun

    ... is that even feasible?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:36 No.5970755
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    Swap that bolt pistol and the combiflamer for a wrist mounted storm bolter or combiplasma. We will look awesome.

    Picture very related.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:37 No.5970764

    ... ok I admit thats awesome.

    ... plus an Iron Halo.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)00:37 No.5970765
    Wrist storm bolter ala Pedro Kantor?

    Fucking approved.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:38 No.5970783

    So Artificer Armor, Iron Halo, Wrist Mounted Stormbolter... Thunder Hammer? :D
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)00:39 No.5970801
    I'm assuming you're going for the Pedro Kantor look, sans powerfist.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:39 No.5970807
    Hell yes. This is our loadout plus as many grenades as we can carry.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:41 No.5970828

    Yes. Only the best for Captain Mansoon
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:42 No.5970856
    Looks pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:45 No.5970887
    I say frag grenades and meltabombs.

    Afterwards we see how scout inductee Emi is doing.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)00:49 No.5970952
    >Changed wargear:
    >Lost: Combi-weapon
    >Gained: Wrist Mounted Storm Bolter, fuck year.

    >Take Hellfire Rounds?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:51 No.5970974


    Oh God Yes.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:58 No.5971060
    Now either check the new recruits or go visit librarian fuckface again (who was he?)
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:59 No.5971073

    Recruits then Librarian. We're a Captain now, we got responsibilities...
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)00:59 No.5971085
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    Should we also take our snazzy purity seal?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:02 No.5971114
    yeah. Seals is effin win.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:02 No.5971121
    Since we vouched for Emi and her induction is a pretty fucking unique situation, we should probably check on that.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:05 No.5971161
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    >Recruit Emi
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:06 No.5971200
    Wait, we got a Crux for nuking 4 tanks, and storming a Space Port?

    We really do have the absolute worst chapter in history.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:07 No.5971201
    I asked before doing this.

    Don't hold me fully responsible.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:08 No.5971234
    I know, I know, most chapters don't even consider putting you on the "Up for review" list without a few CENTURIES of effort, but, fuck. Give Saevio a break. He needs captains at decent rank.

    Plus he's new to the power. He's gonna fuck up somethings.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:09 No.5971237
    Is there someone else running this quest? No? Just you? All decisions come to you eventually?

    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:11 No.5971270
    check the recruits!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:13 No.5971301
    Sounds like the Chapter is pulling an Uriel Ventris.

    Also, it's not just time in service. No one outside of the First Company can be awarded a Crux. Any captains or other officers who have one had to have earned it before they were promoted.

    Either way, I just joined with the Kasr Lain mission, so I'm not too keen on who or what we're dealing with back on the ship.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:13 No.5971305
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:13 No.5971306
    Furry erogame, huh? Hey, tell me more.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:16 No.5971351

    check the bitch
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:18 No.5971377
    ...what the fuck is going on?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:22 No.5971437
    tl;dr version: You survived your drop pod being shot off course, you being knocked out of said pod and surviving the crash better than those in the pod. You hooked up with one squad mate and your Chapter Master (Dreadnought Iratus), busted into the heretic's base, ripped shit up, took out Orbital Defense Lasers to allow the Maelstrom (the battle barge you serve from) to drop reinforcements unhindered, retaking the base and driving back the Orks.

    Then, you were ordered to lead a small scout team to check up on the Orks. You found a Stompa being built, got discovered, took a hit from a Shokk Attack Gun (Nightmare Fuel For Thought: A snotling chewed it's way out of your abdomen and through your soft armour near your waistline.), then charged up behind Iratus. You got up to the Mek, killed him and punctured his SAG, kicked him into the supports of a tower before it divided by zero everything within a small orb radius, taking out one of the towers. Iratus charged up and ripped the other towers apart. Orks rallied, the Stompa went into Death Star II mode (skeletal robot, fully functional), and blew up the squads of guardsmen you had for support. The scout you sent back (Emi) to notify Saevio of the stompa survived (Your vox wasn't able to get a signal out of the valley).
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:23 No.5971442
    Some people are bitching... some people are talking about explosives, some people are saying lets go check on some bitch.

    We got our shit. Lets go check out the bitch. Don't like the thread don't read it everyone else have fun, lets get this train-a-moving, I'm fucking bored.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:23 No.5971446
    You watch Iratus plow into a mob of Meganobz led by a Warboss, kill 4, then get knocked down and have his sarcophogus ripped open. You Solid Snake the Stompa, planting Meltabombs on the supports as reiforcments drop in. 2nd Company Veterans of the Bladewind Company are ripping shit on the Orks and you blow the stompa. Drop pod falls with an Honour Guard and Apothecary and Techmarine to recover Iratus. Chapter Champion dual-wielding thunder hammers joins the fray as Assault Terminators teleport in to fuck up the Meganobz and other orks.

    You take revenge on the still barely alive warboss by brutally dismembering him, cramming grenades into his body, then tossing him onto another mek you killed and stabbing the SAG, sending him into the warp mid-detonation.

    Then you re-took Kasr Lain.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:24 No.5971468
    Some players asked for an ero-game dm on /tg/ for Open RPG.

    I accepted, DM'd 2 sessions, walked in on them yiffing when I got back from dinner.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:28 No.5971519
    Out of curiosity, what's our next mission after this downtime?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:31 No.5971554
    Dunno... Perhaps find the one responsible?

    Just a thought...

    I'm totally not going to cause you to make a choice of good or evil later to continue bringing Chaos as Gary the Betrayer or slaying it in the name of the Emprah as Captain Mansoon of the Thundering Gales...
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:32 No.5971565

    Oh lord. Should've seen that shit coming.

    We did that all as Captain? Not bad. I'll accept it, then. That's a pretty healthy history, considering we're new to the job.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:33 No.5971570
    That was prior to your promotion.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:33 No.5971575
    Ok, so, what are our options again?

    Check on Emi? Sounds like we might as well do that.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:35 No.5971601
    Meh. Either way, it's not a bad career.

    Which company are we, and how Codex-adherent is our chapter?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:35 No.5971605
    Check the chick get self a candy bar for a hard days work.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:36 No.5971611
    You don't wanna know. Fly you fool.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:36 No.5971613
    Get equipped. Go see Emi, maybe Galemaster Dewey. Go over intel.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:36 No.5971619
    And then have bone-shattering sex with her.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:37 No.5971629
    Hmm... Trying to give another chapter as an analogy, but, I suppose somewhere between "Adherent enough" and "Fuck it. We need to get shit done. Now."

    Sort of gray-area.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:38 No.5971632
    Yes, yes, in due time.

    ...wait, Space Marines don't have genitals.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:38 No.5971641
    I cant help but notice we still havnt checked on either paraplegic...
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:39 No.5971651

    But then how do I born space mareens?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:42 No.5971692
    >You have been re-equiped.

    >Artificer/Terminator Armour (As Situation Merits)
    >Iron Halo
    >Storm Bolter w/ Hellfire Rounds
    >Thunder Hammer
    >Frag and Krak Grenades

    >Check on the initiate

    You move down the floors to the level of the barracks housing the new Initiates. You find the Brother-Captains in charge of drills putting the scouts through laps. Emi, your suggested recruit, seems to be a short ways behind the pack.

    "She's quite fast, Brother. Despite being female she should prove useful."

    "What do you mean, Brother? She's at the back."

    "Ha! Brother Mansoon, she's not at the back."

    You pause as you try to make sure your auspex is functioning properly.

    "Seems that she is, or are my eyes clouded?"

    "She's in the lead, Brother. She's about to lap them. Again."

    It seems like your initiate is doing just fine.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:47 No.5971746
    Athletic. Good. That means she can take a sufficiently brutal boning.

    So, what else is there to do on this ship? Can we use the Astropath for personal calls?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:48 No.5971766
    While that is frowned upon, during warp travel, there are still other Galemasters available to try and reach communications.

    >Dewey is absent, accompanying your found psyker to the Inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:49 No.5971781
    The men should be ashamed of themselves.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:50 No.5971800
    Just as a heads up, once a person is recruited they become neophytes if they pass the physical and psychological screenings. Only once they've started receiving organs do they become initiates. Of course, different Chapters will do things differently.

    Would it be possible to mingle a bit with the initiates? Or would that be stepping on the duties of the Captains currently assigned to them?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:51 No.5971805
    She's tough. Though, not quite tough enough to take a boning from someone tough enough to wear terminator armour.

    Also, she beat the crap out of one of them for making a pass. Mentioned something about "offering his geneseed."
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:52 No.5971822
    I was gonna suggest pranking the nearest Lord Inquisitor, but that seems to be out of the question.

    Now, I'm assuming this Battle Barge is not specifically tied to our company, but more of a Fortress-Monastery, since there are other companies here.

    I'm really at a loss. The Chapter Master doesn't want to debrief us on the mission, and there's no one of import to visit?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:52 No.5971831
    Regular morale boosts or 'classes' with Battle Brothers are acceptable.

    Most drills and such are handled by the Brother Captains in charge of the initiates until they're OK'd for field training.

    But, you can give them a pep talk or some shit if you'd like.

    >Suit up in Terminator Armour for bonus points?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:54 No.5971851
    legless seems fine, lets go see armless
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:55 No.5971866
    Yeah, let's get to know our future brothers(and sister!?)-in-arms. No need to dress up in terminator armor, it'd seem superfluous and given how comparatively young we are, also arrogant.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:57 No.5971877

    no thanks - stick with the artificer armour so we can do dainty things
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:57 No.5971880
    You have a day of rest before the next operation. This is mainly due to the bureaucratic bullshit that is the Administratum, the red tape tying up comm lines as Master Saevio and Lord Castellan Creed make plans to hunt down the source of the traitors. Once your plans are all in place (meaning after Creed stops duct taping fake trees to everything) you'll be briefed.

    As for debriefing, you received your Crux Terminatus from Saevio after returning to the barge, exchaning some words, an uplifting comment about "Only in Death Does Duty End" to make up for losing some marines, (pretty much "Buck up, chum. They went down fighting and we got plenty more.").

    >This chapter is to set up for a longer arc : The Hunt for <CLASSIFIED>
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:57 No.5971881
    >legless seems fine
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:57 No.5971884
    Suit up, give speech about dying and not being a pussy.until you find something useful to do.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:58 No.5971901
    Pep-talk and training exercises sound enjoyable.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)01:58 No.5971902
    Legless, which were replaced with effective combat bionics.

    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:59 No.5971913
    I'm torn between being sorry and being grateful that I missed it.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:59 No.5971923
    Might as well.

    (Fun Fact: The Captain of the Tenth Company is the Master of Recruits, and in a Codex chapter, he is the one responsible for overseeing all initiates (Neophyte is a distinction used by the Black Templars). Individual battle companies do not manage Initiates until they are placed in a Scout Squad and attached to a specific battle company.)
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)01:59 No.5971927
    DEAD. MAN.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:00 No.5971942
    Volunteer for the first availible mission to get off this BORING ship
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:01 No.5971949
    Are her robot legs at least SEXY robot legs?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:01 No.5971959
    I'll make it easy:

    U-MassD Physics Department.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:02 No.5971965

    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:02 No.5971970
    Micro or macro?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:03 No.5971974
    Fucking K(moonrunes) S(moonrunes) quest.
    Loading wiki.
    Make /a/ thread, get /a/ spam.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:03 No.5971980
    >Ad Mech refuses.

    >Only Techpriest-tan gets dem sexy bionics.

    Her legs look more like your power armour legs, only skeletal, and having a front armour plate.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:04 No.5971992

    Not sure what you mean.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:04 No.5971998
    lets kill something
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:05 No.5972007
    Micro or macro physics?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:05 No.5972011
    Agreed, find shit to kill, or just go crazy and start killing people for CHAOS. At least CHAOS isn't boring.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:06 No.5972029
    >Speech, find something to do afterwards

    "If it does not interrupt their training, I should like to say something, Brother."

    "Of course. They are always learning."
    The Brother-Captain blows a whistle. The recruits hustle over. Only a few seem winded.

    >Input speech, as I have failed a few times at writing insightful comments.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:08 No.5972045
    Again, not sure what you mean.

    I'm shooting for Quantum Mechanics and Theory. Not sure what that would fall under, aside from severe mindfuck
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:08 No.5972052
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    Well, I guess this is the fault of sorcerers and not Chaos itself, but yeah, this can be pretty boring...
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:11 No.5972097
    Meh, micro physics means small shit, like atomic structure, quantum mechanics, and theory. Macro means large; cosmology, astro physics, etc.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:13 No.5972119
    Ah. Micro then.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:18 No.5972173
    "It's good to see you all working hard, but your letting a crippled woman beat you in a race. If you don't stop being pussies I'm going to accuse you all of Heresy. The girly limp wristed fag kinda heresy. Get back to running."
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:20 No.5972194

    You give a rousing speech to the recruits about the values of honor, duty, blah blah blah. You return to your quarters, indulging in a ration bar as you relax and take the last few hours of your day's rest to sleep.

    You awaken from your internal clock, turning over and dropping from your bunk.

    >Just assume you slept in your armour to save time.

    You return to the Bridge to discuss the plan with Saevio.

    It seems the man responsible is some sort of warpspawned horror, created from a fusing of man, daemon, and mutating it all in a terrible manner.

    And he was once a guardsman.

    Your target is one fallen guardsman, simply known as:


    >Astartes Quest is now at a plot anchor.

    >The next quest will be GtB Quest, as we finish gathering our force and we will strike at Cadia once again... However, now they will have reinforcements.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:20 No.5972199
    I just noticed it looks like he has the tau symbol on his helmet top
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:33 No.5972328

    >dropping from your bunk.
    >In Artificier Armour

    So, we're the ship's alarm clock, are we?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:35 No.5972348
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    Change as necessary to reduce faggotry, enhance manliness.

    I came down to look upon my future brothers. What do I see? A trivial amount of strength and ability.
    >Point to the biggest, toughest looking guy in the group.
    You there, the frightened little boy in the back. Take a swing at me, if you can find the courage.
    >As the guy tries to hit us, continue talking.
    I see nothing remarkable, nothing worthy of the Thundering Gales' pride. Certainly nothing worthy of being called Astartes.

    Not yet.

    We will give you the strength of a hundred men. We will give you the armor of righteousness. We will give you the knowledge and the means of waging war upon His enemies. But the one thing that we cannot give you, is courage. That you must find for yourself, for that is what the Emperor demands above all else. "They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear".

    Let those words be a source of guidance in the dark days you have yet to face. And trust me, you will face dark days. On those days, if you have found courage, you will find that myself and every brother, or sister as it may be, in the Thundering Gales will stand beside you as well.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:37 No.5972368
    Ah well, never mind.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:44 No.5972444
    Hours? What kind of lazy ass chapter is this? ALWAYS TRAINING. ALL THE TIME.

    Gary probably doesn't need to worry as he's being tracked by the worst chapter of all time.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:45 No.5972460

    We're a captain, fucks should be up when we are, we lead by example.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:46 No.5972471
    >Thundering Gales

    We get shit done.

    Other than that, we could give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:48 No.5972485
    We die almost as fast as guardsmen and promotions are handed out like candy.
    Shit, we probably all have a geneseed mutation that makes us all grow neckbeards too.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)02:50 No.5972501
    You were gettin ripped up by Plasma and Demolisher rounds.

    I don't fucking care what fluff you pull out your ass. You get fucked by AP2.

    You were lucky to survive a Shokk Attack Gun that rolled only 6 for it's strength.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)02:58 No.5972596
    All things considered, we probably could have done a better job at deployment in that battle. We were a drop company that essentially wasted the majority of its drops to hit an undefended location, only to footslog to the actual objectives. But yeah, it was our first command. Lesson learned.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/09(Wed)03:03 No.5972646
    That is not what the imperium of man is about!
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/23/09(Wed)03:18 No.5972757
    That too.

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