I AM COMPLETE.
>COMPLETEWhere is your penis?
>>57974566YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCKS YOU WILL SUCK! THIS MATERIUM WILL BE MINE AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE. YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
>>57974616Please actually do the whole song, that would be great.
>>57974616Wait! Waiiiit! Wait! You motherfucker!
>>57974535Time to kill another god.
>>57974669We challenge you to a rock-off!
>>57974669>>57974697WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCKOFF! GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR COCKS OFF!
>>57974725FUCK!!FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!THE CHAOS CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A ROCKOFF CHALLENGE! WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CAAAAATCH?
>>57974785 IF WE WIN, YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK GO THE WARP. AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY OUR DEBTS.
>>57974849AND WHAT IF I WIN?
>>57974867THEN YOU CAN TAKE MALCADOR BACK TO HELL.
>>57974914>>57974924TRUST ME MAL, IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
>>57974961What the fuck are you talking about?
>>57974888>>57974961....TO BE YOUR LITTLE BITCH.
>>57975055MMMMMMMMM, FINE! LET THE ROCKOFF BEGIN!!
>>57975084AHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M A GOD, I LOVE METAL!
>>57974535Is following Slaanesh gay? I mean as long as the god's penis is feminine it's ok, right? Asking for a heretic
>>57975157Yes. This has actually been mentioned canonically multiple times, though the one I can actually recall by name is Necromancer.
>>57974570Beat me to it.
>>57975148CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!
>>57975283I'M A GOD, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHATEVER IVE GOT, I'M GONNA FLAUNT!THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCKOFF I'VE EVER LOST.
ANOTHER RIFF FOR MY COLLECTION! MOST GENEROUS OF YOU!
>>57975339I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE MAL BACK TO HELL! I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT CHAOS GEL! I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE AN ELDAR WHOOOOORE!!
>>57974535That's nice dear.Don't forget to clean your room.
>>57975596C'MON MAL, LET'S FIGHT HIS MUSIC, WITH OUR MUSIC!
>>57975727There's just no way that we can win.
>>57975764Listen to me.
>>57975915We've been through so much shitI've beaten the void dragon with my dick !Now it's time to blow this fucker down !
>>57974535But is he perfect?
>>57976511Cell, partir por favor.
>>57974570In her genital slits, of course.
>>57975915>>57976212He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man.
>>57977980GODDAMN IT, MAL! HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU HIS SEX SLAVE, YOU'RE GONNA GARGLE CHAOS-AIDS.
>>57978098>>57978192UNLESS WE BUST A MASSIVE MONSTER MAMMOTH JAM.
>>57978244We've been through so much shit.
>>57978474Butchered the Void Dragon with my dick.
>>57978916NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE TIHS FUCKER DOWN!
>>57978961Thats kind of sad if you think about it
>>57979009Mhmmm, half-truth.Threads like this have been running since old-/tg/. But if we take a quick look at our daily shitshow...then yeah.
>>57979004C'mon Mal, now it's time to blow doors down!
>>57978961Second. Put me in the screenshot.
>>57979112I hear you E, now it's time to blow doors down.
big slaanesh tits right in my face
Did slaanesh not get squatted?
>>57979252LIGHT UP THE WARP, CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN!
>>57979439We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Commorragh!
>>57979486NOW WE'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS FUCKER DOWN!
>>57974616Not>YOU BROUGHT ME THE DICKMissed that one, anon.
>>57979878It's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
>>57980114C'MON MAL 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!
>>57980175Oh, we'll piledrive you, It's time for the smackdown!
Wasn't there a thread that asked what if 40K was powered by rock and roll?
>>57980417HEY CHOAS GOD, SLAANESH.WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, OUR IMPERIAL SAUCE!
God damn I love /tg/
>>57980892WE RCOK THE IMMATERIUM AND BLOW YOUR MIND!WE WILL DEFEAT YOU FOR ALL MANKIND!
('Light up the warp, cause it's time for a showdown!' o/''Now they've got to take that fucker down!' o/''Come on Mal, 'Cause it's time to blow doors down!' o/''They're gonna rape you, it's time for the smackdoooooown~~')
>>57980949>>57980966YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER, WE HOLD THE BLADE!YOU ARE THE CHAOS, WE ARE THE E!
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME! COME ON MAL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!TASTE MY COCK, FUCKER!
>>57981020[~We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, WE ARE THE E!~]
>EPIC TEN MINUTE DRUM SOLO
>>57976212notexterminatus planets with my dickwaste
>>57981194OW! FUCK! MY FUCKIN' COCK!OH NO!
>old Fantasy slaanesh: sauronlike prince of such imperfection and beauty as to be unnatural and drive those who view him insane as they cannot comprehend his form>old 40k slaanesh: writhing mass of tentacles and faces and flesh of unspeakable terror, looking at his true form is death, takes on illusionary forms of seduction or extravagance>nuslaanesh: dickgirl w/ boobies lol
>>57981277>old Fantasy slaanesh: sauronlike prince of such imperfection and beauty as to be unnatural and drive those who view him insane as they cannot comprehend his formYou sure about that?
>>57981270FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN.UNTIL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN.
>>57981277>Sees people enjoying themselves>Comes to complainHmmmmmmmm.
>>57974535Are there abominations born from daemons of slaanesh fuck'n mortals?
>>57980085Such a travesty.
>>57981313FUCK YOU EMPS, FUCK YOU MAL, AND FUCK YOU DORN!I'LL RAPE YOU ALL, TENACIOUS E!!
>>57981020>Rhyming "blade" with "e"
>>57981123YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCKS
Would Big E sound like Nathan Explosion? Because I'm imagining this right now.https://youtu.be/UVxZKeIEOAo
>>57980492Classic 40k already IS powered by Rock and Roll, the whole thing is based on album covers and scifi cliches
>>57982509Fanart and memes all suggest that the Emperor sounds like/was Freddie Mercury
>>5797453540k works much, much better as a Rock Opera, when you consider the traitor primarchs all fell to the dark side of metal.>Pertuabo burned out and became an industrial metal nihilist>Fulgrim was possessed by the bitches, drugs, and fame>Mortarion slipped deep into depression and got into Goth Rock>Alpharius got really into experimental shit and nobody knows what the fuck he's doing now>Kurze got really high and lost his mind>Lorgar bought into the idolatry and fame>Angron went full death metal>Magnus had a nasty band dispute, got really into new age shit>Horus sold out to a lifetime contract to the Four Dark Record Labels
>>57982612You wouldn't know that looking at 40K now.
>>57982831So which primarch does Hair metal?
And that's how the emperor and mal got the iho tube of the warp...
And so the emperor and mal, took long and rips and gazed into the warp...
>>57983516Also, a 40K iho tube would be pretty cool.
>>57983223Fulgrim. It's like you didn't even read the post.
>>57983516>They wake up the next morning in a room with 20 super babies in it>"The fuck did we do last night?"
And then...Tribute. Hopefully.
>>57983636Emps *takes hit*mal: "whoa, slow down all timer.Emps "I lived through the Dark Age of Technology mal, this shit is weak compared to kitten coaicaheroimarijphetamine.Mal *takes hit*"You know what we should do emps?""Write an STC for these corn chips?""Better, conquer the galaxy.""Bro I'm about to warp out, that blew my mind"*warp storm erupts *
Well the idea is great but the lyrics are a mess. With no ill intent towards the OP - the idea is nebulous - I think we can do better. I think though we shouldn't do it post by post but the whole thing at once, for consistency. I'll give it a shot in a moment, feel free to add yours and drop ideas/comments.
First time doing a screencap, probably could be made smaller or split into multiple pictures.
>>57982831The Chaos gods are the corruption of true metal. Slaanesh represents the glam rock - bright, shiny, intoxicatingTzeentch represents the obnoxiously prog shit - intricate, complicated, utterly meaninglessNurgle represents genre fusions - rap metal, pop metal, all insidious infectionsKhorne represents the edgy shit - metalcore, wannabe hardcore
>>57982831There was an old pic with certain traitor legions and the metal band that epitomized them, Thousand Sons had Iron Maiden (showing Rubric Marine next to Powerslave's album art) but can't find the pic or remember the rest.
>>57984974>"Write an STC for these corn chips?"
>>57983223https://mapofmetal.com/>Lion'el JohnsonPunk Rock>FulgrimGlam Metal>PertuaboDrone Metal>Jaghatai KhanSpeed Metal>Leman RussMelodic Power Metal>Rogal DornHard Rock>Konrad KurzeGoth Metal>SanguiniusSymphonic Metal>Ferrus ManusIndustrial Metal>AngronDeath metal>Roboute GuillimanHeavy Metal>MortarionSludge Metal>MagnusDoom metal>HorusBlack metal>LorgarUnblack Metal>VulkanFolk Metal>CoraxGothic Rock>AlphariusPost Metal
>>57988807*post edit>Leman RussViking metal>SanguiniusMelodic Power Metal