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    270 KB Witch Girls, round 2 Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:11 No.5774945  
    >285 posts and 59 image replies
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:13 No.5774963
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    The thing no one gets about Lucinda is that she had a pretty nonstandard childhood, so she has no morals.

    Most of the other official-setting girls are nice.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:13 No.5774969
    I'm gonna play the little girl, then I'm gonna transform my opponent into a snake and have him eat me. <3
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:14 No.5774980
    Its like they're trying to troll me...but they aren't.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:14 No.5774982
    Take your chaotic evil execution game somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:14 No.5774984
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:15 No.5774994

    >You get the Witches young, and teach them dangerous magic well before they're mature enough to handle it. They're guaranteed to abuse it, probably on mortals. This effectively cuts them off from mortal life; their options are to consider mortals subhuman animals, or face the shame of what they've done. This will keep witches secret, as well; by ensuring every witch has done terrible things to mortals, you ensure that none of them are willing to reveal what they are and what they've done.

    This... makes a lot of sense.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:15 No.5774996
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:16 No.5775007
    What the fuck is this?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:17 No.5775011
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    /tg/ loev TG

    Yeah, I really like that idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:18 No.5775026
    Witch Girls Adventures, brah.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:18 No.5775033

    Did anyone catch the interview with the teenaged Cartel assassin on NPR?

    It's the same pattern. Once you've killed, you're in, and you can't get out. The Cartel/Witches give you what you want and need; power, luxury, a feeling of different and special. And if you try to go back to normal society, you not only lose all that, but you'll be prosecuted for what you've done.

    So you stay on the inside, and keep doing what they ask you to do.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:19 No.5775047
    >>5774994 cont.

    >You take care of this in the first couple of grades, and then when they're skilled enough to be useful pawns, you start using them in your political power-plays and pissing matches.

    >The whole system is set up to reinforce the status quo and secure power for the elder witches.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:21 No.5775061
    Same trick the ay-rabs did with the hashishins.

    "Oh hey, this place is pretty sweet, huh? Lots of hot underage girls to fuck, plenty of sweet things to eat.

    "Now we just need you to go out there and kill a few heathens, then we'll let you back in to Paradise."
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:21 No.5775066
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    >even at 12 she has mastered spells that merlin the magician believes to be legend
    >extremely intelligent
    >heal faster than mortals
    >immortal living into the tens of thousands of years
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:22 No.5775073
    oh hush, so she's Tzeench manifested, so what? It only means there's a Slaanesh avatar somewhere there too.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:23 No.5775080
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:25 No.5775094

    See >>5772445
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:25 No.5775097
    The other guy was wrong, it's clearly designed to troll the fuck out of us.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:29 No.5775141
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    >Wish-fulfillment character in a comic aimed at pubescent girls

    Chill, hoss.


    >Witch Girls is a game of mindfuckery, blackmail, political machinations, and assassination, in which elders jaded by centuries of cruelty manipulate morally infantile magical delinquents.

    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:29 No.5775144
    At last! My long wait for a RPG that caters to the young, the female, and the people who like to murder innocents for fun and do nothing else ever, is over!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:30 No.5775145
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    random sample page from comic

    Oh yes
    There will be CD/FF
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:30 No.5775150

    That's not fair, you can torture the innocents too.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:30 No.5775154

    So your choices are a) serve the evil elders b) become an evil elder or c) try to return to normality and get fucked.

    ... What a depressing setting.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:32 No.5775179
    >I don't know what world of darkness is
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:32 No.5775182


    Again with the slowpokes.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:32 No.5775185

    ITT: /tg/ demonstrates that a magical fantasy game for girls is grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:34 No.5775197
    They say that the way a person thinks about themselves influences they way they see the world. I think its just because /tg/ sees everything in black, white, and red. fa/tg/uys live Grimdark lives filled with no women, masturbation, and despair.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:34 No.5775199
    d) kill the elders and all the other witches, then kill self, ending the cycle.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:35 No.5775213
    i STILL want to know if the anti-witch organizations described in the book set bombs to off the characters and torture their families.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:36 No.5775225
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    I'd run this, let my players run amok for a few sessions then suddenly Hellboy beats their doors down and they suddenly learn that the BPRD is after them.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:38 No.5775254

    Of course not you idiot, that would totally ruin the innocent fun of the witches torturing and murdering innocents and getting away with it because they have vaginas.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:40 No.5775270
    c) Kill the Elders, other witches,study the mysteries of universe, become the avatar of gods, and usher the world into a new age of glory and wonder.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:40 No.5775271
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    I think I'm just contrary. Drop me in a happy magical fantasy setting and I'll weave a tale of woe. On the other hand, my Dark Heresy character is merciful and eternally optimistic. I try to avoid violence, take pleasure in the little things (good food, companionship, family, the occasional breathtaking sunrise seen from orbit,) and do my best to make the galaxy a better place.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:40 No.5775274
    This shit right here is why RPGs are for men only.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:41 No.5775286
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    This is the guy that created Witch Girls Adventures.

    >My name is Malcolm and I’m a 30 year old comic book writer and game designer.

    >I’m known for fits of philosophical wisdom and bitter old man rage.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:44 No.5775316
    It IS designed to troll us all...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:44 No.5775317

    >my RPG character is not an orphan or entirely estranged from his family

    In... in Dark Heresy? You're tempting fate, and by fate I mean the GM.

    Seriously, how many people give their characters a family beyond a possible mention in the backstory?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:44 No.5775318
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:45 No.5775331
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:46 No.5775339
    I'm serious when I say that Waita Uziga comics don't creep me out this much. At least in those there is a sense that the torturer is the villain, that he's doing a Bad Thing. In WGA, it seems like the universe itself is on the side of the aggressors, like they don't _deserve_ a comeuppance. Any onlookers either ignore or approve of what they do.

    What the fuck man indeed. What was that Japanese comic where some girl turned her schoolmates into paralyzed mini-versions of themselves, then scraped their heads off with a cheese grater or nailed their limbs into walls or crushed them in a press in her little special torture room? This is like that. Except that in that comic she was, y'know, the VILLAIN and got fucking KILLED by the hero.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:47 No.5775353
    I'm going to make those cunts in the comics into villains in Dark Heresy. The only thing that can protect the party are Hexagramic wards, or having a Psyker.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:50 No.5775370

    YES! I want to see the looks on their faces when they sprout half a dozen tentacles and an extra head!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:52 No.5775387

    Coven of cruel little girl chaos sorceresses?

    Think I'm gonna have to pass on this mission, boss. Got a touch of the jimmy-leg, I'd be no use. Good luck, guys, it was nice knowing you.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:53 No.5775400
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    but does it have vampires???
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:54 No.5775404

    Knowing the target audience.

    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:54 No.5775408

    Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't spring it on them, or suddenly tell them that they have to stop these little cretins. I would give them ample warning, and give them a measure of protection. (Powerful DMPC Psyker who enters a mind war with the covens defacto 'leader'.)
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:55 No.5775416

    Kind of like, I don't know, mary-sues?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:55 No.5775421
    The thing that really irks me about this, isn't the "it's okay to be evil cause you're a girl." part. That I get. That's our culture. A female teacher can fuck an underage student and guys cheer the kid on. What makes me pause and realize how awful this is, is the fact that this is designed for an age group that is just starting to really let it settle in that their actions have consequences, be them good or bad. Now I haven't gotten to read the whole book yet, so I don't know if anywhere in it there is a part about being punished for your wrong doings. But from the way everyone is talking (and I'm assuming some of the people with opinions about the game have read it) is that these girls have no worries, nothing is going to harm them, so they don't care. That's what bothers me, Teaching teenage girls, who already have little to no concept of self control or a self created ideal system, that killing, torturing, and abuse of any kind is a ok.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:56 No.5775432

    >Powerful DMPC Psyker

    Or you could let the players play the game.

    Seriously, be very careful not to overuse powerful NPCs. In Dark Heresy, the characters know they're weak, but should also know it's all up to them.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:56 No.5775434
    it has half vampires and half werewolves apparently
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:58 No.5775452
    what,only their hind legs turn furry once a month? or they grow fangs but have serious blood intolerance?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:59 No.5775459

    True enough, another option is to make the immaturity of the coven a disadvantage to be exploited by the party.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)12:59 No.5775461


    Now excuse me, for I am suddenly overcome by the uncontrollable urge to vomit.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:01 No.5775473
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    Problem, tg?
    *cackle cackle cackle*
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:01 No.5775479

    Actually someone in the previous thread posted the rules for werewolves and vampires, can't remember werewolves but vampires by day basically are allergic to the sun (to the point of actually losing HP from it) and are slower, but are more powerful at night and can fly.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:03 No.5775506

    Set it up so the Acolytes can't win a fair fight and know it. Best bet: getting the bitches to squabble amongst themselves.

    I suggest the most handsome party member show interest in two or more of the coven, provoking a bitchfight over boys. Meanwhile, the rest of the team is setting the demolition charges.

    Warning: the fellowship-monkey may have to sleep with an underaged girl... for the EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:05 No.5775529
    >I suggest the most handsome party member show interest in two or more of the coven, provoking a bitchfight over boys.

    ...This is disturbingly likely to work.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:06 No.5775537

    I always feel that for abnormal attributes, positive or negative, you should have to flip a coin to see if the character gets them, while common attributes/lifespan and shit get averaged out.

    Frankly I'd just love to see some infuriating jackass try to roll up a half vampire mary sue only to learn that he has a regular human with an allergic response to religious devices, silver, and running water who explodes on contact with sunlight.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:06 No.5775539

    this post in fact
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:06 No.5775541

    Even if that fellowship-monkey is the groups techpriest??
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:08 No.5775557
    Well if I have to say one good thing about this, it does seems to remember that witches are fucking evil monsters who literally fuck Satan for their powers (that last part may have been exempted, I haven't checked) and not just a shorthand for "female magician of any kind". That's kind of a plus.

    Also, the rules seem to be short and to the point.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:08 No.5775562

    One of the mecha dendrites is bound to have a vibrator attachment. If anything an attractive techpriest has the best bet, since they could fuse eyecandy with sex toy roles.

    Oh christ, the mental images.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:12 No.5775601
    Now all we need is to add a brotherhood of Warlocks who behave exactly like Witches to Witches (rape camps are a start) and the Witches' reaction to that and let things follow their natural course from there and presto! We have hands down the most mean-spirited setting ever created.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:12 No.5775606

    The techpriest introduces them to dildos and self stimulation. 5 minutes there's only 1 girl left with a dildo in each orifice and 1 in each hand.

    The rest of the acolytes come in for the clean-up, mission accomplished.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:13 No.5775617
    Can we keep her?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:14 No.5775629

    I wish to participate in the ... "clean up."
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:14 No.5775630
    Seriously, the system isn't bad, you don't have to bitch about how other people are going to play it going by the source material, think about how you fags are going to play it.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:14 No.5775631

    He poisons the dildos, or makes them into explosives. GG whores
    >> WGAPbP Mr. A 09/08/09(Tue)13:14 No.5775633
    We really should do a WGA Play by Post or something, tg.

    We really should.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:15 No.5775639

    Assuming she doesn't blast everyone in sight for taking the dildos away from her, I think she could be persuaded to... assist the Inquisition in studying her powers and finding more like her.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:15 No.5775645

    What makes you think we have any reason to play this?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:15 No.5775650
    Newfag never heard of Ars Magica, probably
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:17 No.5775666
    fuck assisting inquistion, if she's that cock-hungry she'd make a great pet. of course she's also walking slaanesh-bait, so it does assist the inquistion...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:18 No.5775674

    WGA played as it's supposed to be played is repulsive on the level that FATAL looks fine. Any 4chan game would have to have the basic premise fucked with a great deal.

    Options: the Sabbath-WGA suggested in the previous thread (cons: too serious and depressing), a downward spiral into infinite assholishness (the Warlock suggestion above, cons: who really wants to RP that?), etc.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:19 No.5775680

    What does that have got to do with anything? "There was this other, unrelated game about wizards that was good, this means this entirely different, strangely sadistic game about witches should be good too"?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:23 No.5775718
    Anyone who has ever witnessed 2 girls being pissed off at each other should know that this setting is just impossible.
    What stops them from annihilating each other on a regular basis? Especially since the only real threat
    (and therefore the epitome of all their spoiled-girls-hate) are other witches...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:25 No.5775724
    I was backing you up. The only thing this game has to offer is the magic system - which was already done better by Ars Magica
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:36 No.5775837
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    Well fuck this shit, where's my Yume Tsukai-RPG?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:37 No.5775858
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:42 No.5775910
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    So much impotent rage.

    It really is a good system. I'd like to play it more instead of just running it.

    Holy crap she's made of clockwork flowers
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:46 No.5775951

    For the sake of sanity, I am going to assume that that is metaphorical.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:49 No.5775970

    She grows a man-eating penis and gets magic-robo-pregnant with the boy she has eaten two pages later.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:49 No.5775975
    This is Witch Girls, dude.

    In the next panel, she's a crumpled mass of foliage on the floor with human bits on the ends.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:52 No.5775990
    rolled 2 = 2

    Rolling for san check...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:52 No.5775994
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:55 No.5776019

    Wait, this is par for the course in doujins.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:55 No.5776030
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    Not really, but there you go. Everyone Reroll your san check.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:57 No.5776048
    >Wait, this is par for the course in doujins.

    Doujinshi? This be a regular manga.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)13:58 No.5776060
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    Whatever. I don't weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:00 No.5776074
    does it really eat her? lucky!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:00 No.5776079
    rolled 19 = 19

    Oh god, I don't even understand what's going on.
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:09 No.5776197
    Pulling Wings Off Flies: The RPG.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:12 No.5776227
    Pulling limbs off random peasants, because we're magical princesses, and you're just dumb ugly mortals who were nearby and we were bored/on the rag: the RPG
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:13 No.5776234
    And that, gentlemen, is what the Fair Folk are like.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:13 No.5776242

    >>Who's Princes Lucinda

    A bitch
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:16 No.5776273
    This is entirely true

    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:17 No.5776282

    I saw that on CNN the other day and lol'd like a mother fucker all day long.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:22 No.5776329
    Roll for anal circumference
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:23 No.5776349
    Nature is so fucking unfair... that´s it: I´ll cut off my balls. It´s not like I use them, anyway....
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:26 No.5776382

    Brah you'll still think about women

    You have to learn to be gay instead
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:28 No.5776397
    Oh hey, I just read that yesterday. Its all kinds of crazy. Grotesque clockwork-esque visuals too.

    That's not even considering that one of the main heroes puts a toy into her broom which causes her head to split open and shoot destructive energy disks as one of her primary attacks.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:30 No.5776414
    Man, I LIKE the sound of this game. Witch girls who are psychopathic with their unlimited power.

    I wonder why everybody assumes that the check on such power needs to be equally powerful, person for person- like the guy who suggested that Hellboy kick down their door. I mean, an individual marine might not be able to stop them, but with F-16s and MOAB bombs (yes I know the F-16 can't carry the MOAB shut up) shit would get real fast. Then you have the might of the worlds armies against a small cadre of girls with tremendous personal power but not much in the way of numbers or far-reaching support.

    tl;dr muggles can kick ass too.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:31 No.5776421
    Who says that I will stop there?
    Wish to be the little girl and all that jazz...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:33 No.5776442
    There we go! Finally! A chance for muggles to do something cool... like... murder a bunch of horribly evil prepubescent girls...

    Something tells me this ends horribly for everyone involved.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:34 No.5776449
    Obviously the entire storyline is being dreamed up by an eight year old girl who is in a coma because her mean ten year old brother pushed her down the steps.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:35 No.5776457
    The way I suspect this game to be, common humans REALLY have no chance.
    Try taking them by surprise? They have precognition.
    Overwhelming them with sheer numbers? They just manage to kill everyone with LOLMAGIC
    Shooting a rocket at them? Impenetrable shield, motherfucker!
    I mean there is a god damn character-feat named MARY SUE, for thor's sake!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:35 No.5776458

    I just have the image of little Susie with a single bullet hole between the eyes, holding College Level Math Text Books.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:40 No.5776511
    If I'd learn about them, I'd just Tactical Nuke their ass and call it a day, civilians be damned.
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    >I just have the image of little Susie with a single bullet hole between the eyes, holding College Level Math Text Books.

    >I mean there is a god damn character-feat named MARY SUE, for thor's sake!

    You know what? I think that's entirely fair. I mean, by the precedent set by the witch characters, then the military probably has dudes who can back-flip out of a fucking helicopter while dual-wielding killfest-3000 chainguns and proceed to shoot 200 terrorists in the ballsacks with unerring accuracy before hacking a 16 character password based on vague knowledge of the villains personal life.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:42 No.5776535
    Exterminatus, the tainted genes of this planet can't be allowed to spread.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:43 No.5776551
    Precognition or not, getting Missile'd every time they cast will at least prevent them from screwing people out in the open.

    In such a world I figure the Government would install killswitch chips in everyone at birth, and hit the key if they ever disappear 'off the map' (a thing that's suppoused to be impossible without magic)
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:44 No.5776559

    NOOOO...They used my name...The name Ian shouldn't be used in an rpg this lame...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:45 No.5776568
    Lucinda's from another dimension, brah.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:45 No.5776576
    ITT we begin thinking like and sympathizing with Inquisitors

    Bitch Witch casts a spell? nuke the planet
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:46 No.5776579
    Sooo, why is a thread about marry sue angsty kill them all fantasy still raging after 112 posts?
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    >I just have the image of little Susie with a single bullet hole between the eyes, holding College Level Math Text Books.

    We are the Men in Black, the muggle defenders
    We are the Men in Black, we won't let you remember
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:51 No.5776631
    Actually it´s ~300 posts. There was another thread about this earlier.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:51 No.5776639
    Probably just the sheer absurdity of the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:52 No.5776647
    Sorry 400
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:56 No.5776682
    Okay, campaign about secret organization built upon the concept of dealing with overpowered interdimentional witch girls with kickass alien tech.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:57 No.5776701
    sounds good
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:58 No.5776705
    The mental image of one of this bitches getting hit by the chirping whatever is just awesome.
    >> northern /k/ommando 09/08/09(Tue)14:58 No.5776716
    >ITT we begin thinking like and sympathizing with Inquisitors
    we shouldnt?. its for the best of mankind after all.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:58 No.5776717
    As long as I get my Cricket Im cool with this.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:59 No.5776720
    What kind of little girl walks around dark alleyways with fucking quantum physics textbooks anyway?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)14:59 No.5776726
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:00 No.5776732
    And to make it indisputable that our MiB's are the good guys and the witches are evil, even if they might be too young to realize the full consequences of their actions, have the MiB's try to avoid killing the witch girls if at all possible. Sometimes, it's unavoidable, and then girls die and the agent who killed her has to take a forced vacation with lots of psych evaluations for the trauma of doing such a thing, but if it's at all possible, they prefer to use the flashy-thingy to simply make the witch forget all about magic and that she is, in fact, a witch.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:01 No.5776744

    A good start, but we should probably expand the department's purview to all high-powered juveniles. Some girl in rural Japan is mystically granted powers to fight off a demon invasion, we're there. The daughter of government test subjects manifests as a cataclysm-grade pyrokinetic, we take her in.

    These children must be brought under our control until they are mature enough to control themselves.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:03 No.5776771
    Too much witch saving, not enough witch burning.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:03 No.5776776
    Why take them in? Erase their memories, monitor them in case it happens again. Remember, we're here to save these children. It's what we do.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:05 No.5776804
    There is still good in her, I can feel it!
    >> Papa Anathema 09/08/09(Tue)15:05 No.5776805
    Look at her tiny hands GODDAMN.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:06 No.5776818

    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:08 No.5776843

    They're still children, you maniac. They need discipline, guidance, and a shielded isolation chamber 900 meters below the Nevada desert. After all, children are the future of warfare. If we don't exploit our natural occult resources, it's a good bet China will.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:08 No.5776847

    See, now THERE's a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:08 No.5776849
    Witches aren't covered by the Geneva convention.
    Can you say Sarin? Yes you can.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:08 No.5776858
    Gotta agree, when you have a being that can change the very cosmos with force of will AND is evilly inclined to do shit based upon the upbringing and "natural" environment from which they were spawn, the only sound long time solution is "kill it with cricket"

    Save an orphan with no powers and social anxiety problems if you feel like being nice, Not a human nuke who can turn on you in a moments notice.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:09 No.5776866

    Because it's the best thread on /tg/ right now. Sad, but true.
    >> northern /k/ommando 09/08/09(Tue)15:12 No.5776900
    saving them?. b-but what about the burning?...and the purging?.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:13 No.5776912
    this thread needs more rule34 on the witchgirls from the intro comic.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:13 No.5776914
    You see children. I see WMDs.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:14 No.5776925

    The term is person of mass destruction.

    I suggest a program of capture, brainwashing, and cortex bomb implantation. Then you build a rudimentary personality from the ground up, and assign a trusted agent as handler and surrogate family.

    In truth, there is no better place to be...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:14 No.5776928
    So basically Deviantart The Game, especially >>5774994

    And the poster girl is an Immoralfag Scary-Sue
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:15 No.5776938
    Of course it can't be allowed for them to continue to exist as they do now, but that doesn't mean it's neccessary for us to just murder every magically-talented child out of hand! Our duty is to prevent them from hurting themselves or anyone else with their powers, and to enable them to live the normal life every little girl has a right to, a life stolen from them by the appearance of unnatural powers.

    And because it is the right thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:19 No.5776976
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    Spellslinger Girl. An RPG so horrible, I kinda wanna play it.

    /tg/, how would you treat your assigned witch?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:19 No.5776981
    Buy a little time, for this head of mine...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:19 No.5776984
    An open minded is like a fortress left unguarded with its gate unbarred.

    Purge the heretic and his loli lover!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:20 No.5776992

    Alright Dresden, back off. These bitches are going down.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:21 No.5777001

    >Okay, campaign about secret organization built upon the concept of dealing with overpowered interdimentional witch girls with kickass alien tech.

    I CAME.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:21 No.5777006
    I am one of the most fervent supporters of the 'kill em all' idea, but I admit you have a very good point I can't answer to.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:21 No.5777013
    I would tell her the fucking Prince of Pasta story AS MANY FUCKING TIMES AS SHE WANTED.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:22 No.5777028
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:23 No.5777038
    >cortex bomb implantation
    What if they use their lol magic to simply de-plant it from their spine? i mean, a simple "check body" spell, find foreign object, move it by tellyportation.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:23 No.5777041
    boom headshot
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:24 No.5777060
    Fund it!

    That's your problem! You keep thinking of them as humans with feelings, and they are all but that! They are WEAPONS, weapons that are too dangerous for us to handle!
    And what do we do with such weapons? WE DESTROY THEM!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:24 No.5777065
    how did /tg/ turn this much fail into win in such a short time anyway
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:26 No.5777079
    /tg/ - We Get The Job Done
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:27 No.5777114
    Your weak minded organization can only barely grasp the true battle at hand. These beings are not human, and should not be treated as such. Humanity is progress, humanity is technology, and most of all, humanity is right. To let beings like these even exist is asking for our own destruction to come to a pass. Imagine if you will, if your "Organization" could control one said such being for a time? Monitoring this beings life and controlling it as you would do to a common house hold pet. But what if one of her own kind comes along, reveals the truth of the sad creatures existence? What next? It would be war!

    The only advantage we have is our knowledge and surprise. taking away just one of those factors would be fatal to the race as a whole, a blow we could not possibly survive. beings such as these must not be allowed to exist, lest we wish ourselves to no longer exist ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:28 No.5777122

    For the love of god, be careful, man! I understand that they look like children. We all know how hard it is to keep in mind what they're capable of, but careful handling is the only way to keep them under control!

    It's for their own good as well as ours! If you spoil her, if you treat her with too much kindness, she'll come to expect it and throw a tantrum when she doesn't get her way... and the only way to save lives, lives man, when she starts a changestorm out of childish irritation, is to use the cortex bomb!

    You have to keep her hungry for attention, and obedient. Unsure of herself, eager to please. If you allow self-confidence or a sense of entitlement to develop, you've lost control. You've as good as killed her yourself. And you'll have to. A witch goes rogue, her handler hits the button. It's the way it has to be.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:29 No.5777140
    They are children who can not even grasp the damage they cause. They can be neutralized. A witch who doesn't know she's a witch is not a threat. They can be made harmless.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:29 No.5777141
    >Some girl in rural Japan is mystically granted powers to fight off a demon invasion, we're there.
    What if there IS a demon invasion, and we locked away this girl's power? Then what?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:29 No.5777142
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    This would be an awesome "HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH!" story.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:31 No.5777160

    What the fuck man indeed. What was that Japanese comic where some girl turned her schoolmates into paralyzed mini-versions of themselves, then scraped their heads off with a cheese grater or nailed their limbs into walls or crushed them in a press in her little special torture room? This is like that. Except that in that comic she was, y'know, the VILLAIN and got fucking KILLED by the hero.

    What is the name of that manga?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:32 No.5777169
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    Use more gun.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:32 No.5777172
    We go Salvation War on them.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:32 No.5777176
    You're right. I know you're right, but...

    I used to have a daughter, you know. She'd...she'd be about her age now...
    >> Anonymuos 09/08/09(Tue)15:32 No.5777178
    But we need a plan. One that won't backfire. If you are familiar with the anime Saikano, then we have to make sure that what happened there won't happen in our world.
    >> Mitchell Henderson !!3DEMVmXcfez 09/08/09(Tue)15:32 No.5777181

    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:35 No.5777205

    Exactly. We cannot afford to neutralize the assets. They must be brought under control and the Fratello system is the best chance of that we have.

    Trying to bring down a rogue witch without inevitably results in agent deaths, civilian casualties, and massive property damage. The Fratello program is necessary, if only for that. But that is not the only threat!

    We never wanted nukes either, dammit, but we needed them!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:37 No.5777232
    Can we get a writefag in here asap ?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:37 No.5777239
    Since any woman can develop this taint of chaos, the only way to control the Witch population is by enslaving women and making them Dependant of us. Give them a slave mentality - reduce this intellect to animal-like level if needed.

    If one in a million is a witch, the rest are simply victims of fate.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:37 No.5777241
    Campaign has two factions one who wants to use witches and contain them, the other is utter destruction of all non-human entities using high technology.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:38 No.5777243
    The plan is easy: don't give WMDs to little girls. Chise should have never existed.
    Oh, what is that? She already has/is a WMD? We kill her. No 'trying to be friends with her, hoping she doesn't go crazy, killing thousands' bullshit. We kill her dead.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:39 No.5777266
    And then the actual Witches who want to enslave/destroy humanity.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:40 No.5777276
    You mean Toture to Death for Giggles
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:40 No.5777279
    >>chise should have never existed
    Isnt japan usually responsible for most of the lolwtfwereyouthinking? Science!! in literary stuff (aside from classic nazi science)
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:41 No.5777284
    Obviously we get them hooked on a poison that requires an antidote ever 24 hours, that way they need us to keep providing for them.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:41 No.5777291
    Everytime I see the phrase 'crazy little girl that is a WMD', I ask myself 'what was that about Flandre Scarlet?'

    >the Fratello system is the best chance of that we have.
    That totally worked with Elsa de Sica.
    Oh, no, wait, it didn't.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:42 No.5777296
    They'll magic it away then turn you into a shark and feed you your daughter as you rape her without control
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:44 No.5777313
    Yes, that is indeed.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:44 No.5777319
    The only known failure of the Fratello system occurred because the handler failed to carry out his duty satisfactorily.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:45 No.5777327
    I think you guys are forgetting just how potentially powerful these girls are made to be. I mean, if they are capable of time travel and transmutation magic, what the hell would you think your little "restraints" on them would be capable of doing in the long run of things.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:45 No.5777328

    They can break out of any containment scheme with magic. Any scheme at all. Poison, addiction, implanted bombs, electrical collars... the second they realize what's happening, they're out. The only way to control them is to make them not want to escape.

    The assets must have their psychology carefully molded. The approval of their handlers must be made their only desire.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:46 No.5777339
    female here this, theres a very good reason girls love this stuff and boys hate it,
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:47 No.5777353
    Yes, but a failure is a failure nonetheless, and it costed lives.
    And these girls are much worse, as is the devastation they can provoke.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:48 No.5777367
    What if she remembers? taps into the power again? if her erstwhile friends find her? it's a risk we cannot take,not now when fighting a full-grown witch involves laying waste to entire city districts. Remeber the London Situation? They still try to catch the Big Ben for fuck's sake, and you have to be careful in dark alleys, or you'll get mauled by packs of semi-sentinent wristwatches.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:49 No.5777374
    Sorry guys I gotta take the side of the "destroyers" On this one. If my campaigns with a incredibly dickish DM have taught me anything, it's when your dealing with beings with god-hax powers, its better not to deal with them at all, or at best, killing them all to prevent further dickery.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:50 No.5777386
    And it made Mornington Crescent an unwinnable game, heh heh. Right, guys?

    ...was it too soon?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:52 No.5777406

    Yes, the system is not perfect! Every kind of ordnance misfires occasionally, sometimes killing the operator, often due to operator error. While tragic, we must see these as acceptable losses!

    What would you have us do? Declare open war on the reality deviants without any arcane-capable assets of our own? Down that road lies extinction!
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:54 No.5777420
    That was in bad taste, man. My brother died in that incident.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:54 No.5777426
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    Ah...about that, we may have something you will be interested in...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:54 No.5777427
    This is just delaying the inevitable. Same about the Fratello system.
    It is good to add a few seconds to Midnight, yes, but we have the chance to destroy the threat NOW.
    Every sane human being would take that chance instead of enduring another second in fear and tension.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:56 No.5777445
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    Elsa's Fratello was a dick, he didn't care about his little sister.
    Hillshire on the other hand knows how to treat his little girl.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:56 No.5777446
    I think you fail to understand that the best weapon against these abominations is secrecy.
    If they know we exist, they can use their magic to protect themselves, find out where we are and kill us instantly if we are lucky.
    The only thing that works is little Mary Sue walking down the street, humiliating and killing upright people left and right thinking she is the shit, when suddenly BLAM - explosive slug from a sniper rifle.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:56 No.5777448
    Poison gas, they'll never see it coming
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:56 No.5777452
    Destroy all women beside a selected few that will be used as a breeding stock. Keep them knocked out and drugged.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:58 No.5777483
    >What would you have us do? Declare open war on the reality deviants without any arcane-capable assets of our own?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)15:59 No.5777486
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    We have no choice. Initiate protocol MATRIX - plug everyone into the virtual world and leave the A.I. in charge.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:00 No.5777499
    Great, another one of those eschatological cultist freaks. Who let him into this conference?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:03 No.5777528

    I was in a tour group. A school thing. We were just walking down the street and suddenly we were on the ground, choking to death. The rogue witch had turned us into fish.

    I've never been more scared. I couldn't breath. I could barely see. I couldn't move my arms or legs... I didn't HAVE arms or legs. I was dying, and I couldn't even scream.

    I was out of my mind with terror when a Fratello unit found me. I'd somehow slipped into a drain, where the stagnant water had kept me barely alive for fifteen hours. None of the people who were with me made it. Just me. Just me.

    I still can't sleep without drinking myself unconscious, but if it weren't for the Fratello program, I wouldn't be human at all. I'd probably have died down there, no one able to change me back.

    I hate the witches, yeah. No one hates them more. But the Fratello system is necessary; otherwise, we'd have no way to undo the damage those monsters cause.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:03 No.5777531
    >While tragic, we must see these as acceptable losses!
    A bomb that misfires may destroy a city block, or kill a few people. a misfiring nuke will blast a military base into oblivion. A "misfiring" witch can do things that will warp reality itself, i don't know how you feel, but i don't fancy having Cthuluoid lifeform running through my town and blasting everyone's sanity into splinters.
    I do agree we should have our own arcane protection, but forming it from the mindfucked witches is not a way forward. we must strive to create a force that will be loyal to humanity first and foremost, and whose usage will be less chaotic and destructive overall. Obviously we cannot use women in such case..gentlemen, we must initiate plan Merlin now, and drop the silly notion that these...witches can be controlled in any way or form.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:04 No.5777542
    Your "Organization" may not have the means, but we do! Subatomic zero-point polarity weapons capable of discretely deconstructing matter from a distance. High velocity rifles using ammunition long that has been buried in conspiracy theories and modern myth and legend, and most of all, agents, agents with no ties past present or future to these beings.

    You see, these beings know the past, they are "aware" of present, but the future is only known to them in to the "strings" tied to themselves. The unknown is their true enemy, and we are just that. Unknown. We are an existence that only a choice few know of. We are the unyielding hand in mankind's eventual ascension to its rightful place as gods of the cosmos. But most of all, we are unforgiving to those who raise a hand, physical or not to our beloved species, and shall purge them with a degree that some would think a god only capable of.

    You have your views, my dear friend, and we have ours. Remember this, for if you cross us and interfere with mankind's ascension, well, lets just say I think that your "smart" enough to know what would happen next.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:04 No.5777549
    Open war? No need for that.
    We strike from the shadows, kill a few, terrorize the rest.
    Send a clear message to them: 'Humanity is not to be fucked with'
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:05 No.5777565
    the same guy who let
    in? Seriously folks, it's not fucking "Bring your kid to work" day.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:05 No.5777568
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    A bunch of superpowered little girls with bad personality, sounds familiar.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:06 No.5777576
    That seems a profoundly bad idea. Humanity may not be able to survive the reply to that particular message.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:07 No.5777584

    And how many SECONDS after your plan goes into action will they wait to begin casting their divinations? The only way to keep secrets from them is to have witch assets of our own.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:08 No.5777616
    Excuse me, Officer, but at least my organization offers plans that work based on Physics and known science, rather than some insane tarot readers and has-been generals.

    A practical solution is in order, unless you wish to see mankind destroyed while those fools try to wave their guns, thinking they can beat a being that doesnot obeys the laws of the universe.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:09 No.5777618
    Needs a faction name, "destroyers" works, kinda but with the whole global agenda thing seems like it deserves something more. Still this got a FUCK YEAR! from me.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:09 No.5777636
    Using the enemy's weapons against itself can only get someone so far, but since it's the only thing we have (our weapons being ineffective against them for... what reasons?) I say let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:10 No.5777644
    Okay, I'm convinced. I still hate the idea, let there be no doubt of that, but I have to admit there's no way we can afford these poor girls to have a normal life. The stakes are just too high.

    Maybe some day, after all of this is over, we can see what can be done about reintegrating them into society, but for now...

    Ah, Christ. What a fucked up time we live in...
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:10 No.5777649
    Create a colony on the moon. Nuke earth. Start anew and teach children of morals from a young age.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:11 No.5777661
    It will. For the sole reason that they NEED us.
    With everyone dead, or enslaved, who would be there to be humiliated, tortured and killed in the sickest imaginable ways?
    These witches may be completely independent to all biological needs, but they definately need the feeling of superiority. And for that they need a "normal" population that doesn´t even know of them.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:12 No.5777668

    While B.A.B.E.L.'s methods may be sufficient for containment of single-ability or even dual-ability reality deviants, their repeated failures in dealing with the witch-level deviant Kyosuke Hyobu demonstrate that harsher doctrines are necessary for the containment of more versatile threats.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:12 No.5777683
    They could always turn on each other. A satisfying thought...of course, we'd all be dead by then, so we wouldn't get to see what happens afterward.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:13 No.5777686
    lay low and wait i say. Don't delude yourselves, we'd never match them in arcane power, but as the old guy said "any techology sufficiently advanced can be mistaken for magic". We pump all the money into R&D, set up a colony on Mars to safekeep humanity in case something goes wrong, and strike only when our technology can overcome their power. We counter their invisible shields with fields of modulated gravity, we counter their toad-turning spells with engineered bio-virii designed specificly to hunt and kill those with "wyrd" genes, we put our Gravitic Singularity Projectors agains their most dire spells...if we can build them, we can make them in numbers to arm entire armies with, and once we deploy them, the arms race will swing our way.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:13 No.5777690
    This is it! when left alone with no other humans, like a virus reaching critical mass the witches shall devour and destroy themselves! all we need to do is to hide away most humans on another planet for a few years, leave behind prisoners and such, and then return.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:13 No.5777702
    I vote that they have no name, Really. Giving them a name means giving them an identity, which means they are something to be found. They said they are unknown, so they should be treated as such, in name and in body.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:14 No.5777717
    It should be a cold, impersonal name, like 'Department of Magical Combat and Investigation", or something similar.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:15 No.5777740
    How about 'Anonymous' ?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:16 No.5777748
    But all those abilities can be ours right now, not years from now once you've ironed out all the little details and blown up a couple of overoptimistic prototypes. The Fratello system allows us to wield every ability the enemy has.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:17 No.5777770
    What the fuck, why not call them "We kill witches good"?
    Departament of Logistics and Planning sounds good though, and is suitably vague.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:17 No.5777772
    C'mon someone must know the name of the comic someone referenced earlier:

    >>What the fuck man indeed. What was that Japanese comic where some girl turned her schoolmates into paralyzed mini-versions of themselves, then scraped their heads off with a cheese grater or nailed their limbs into walls or crushed them in a press in her little special torture room? This is like that. Except that in that comic she was, y'know, the VILLAIN and got fucking KILLED by the hero.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:18 No.5777777
    You people are blind, I am the only one who can see...

    The Witches are the ones who will rule us all, and bring a new age for humanity...

    But what do you men of science know? You're powerless, your pride won't let you realize how big a mistake you're about to commit just to keep your patriarchal society...

    I will end your life of mistakes, for the one I love.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:18 No.5777782
    This. They should refer to themselves as 'us', and the organization they form as 'it'. Nobody that isn't from the organization calls them nothing, because they don't know it exists.

    >they definately need the feeling of superiority
    What if we openly show we are not afraid of them?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:19 No.5777804
    Ask Larry Spotter how well that works.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:20 No.5777817
    The idea of controlling power you cannot comprehend has never been a smart move on humanities part I believe. And controlling something that powerful within the shell of an adolescent girl, well now, now your just asking for trouble. Saftey constraints or not, remember, there is always a bug in the "system", thats just the way systems are.

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:20 No.5777820
    We should examine a corpse of one of them, to see if there is a genetic vector that is responsible for their powers. Once we understand where it comes from, we can reproduce it and use it for ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:21 No.5777828
    Perhaps too much?

    Witch detected! But we can't do jack shit, apparently, so I for one welcome our new insane loli overlords.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:22 No.5777845
    At the price of? No sir, we dare not just "turn the power on" and hope for the best,especially when the aquisition of each new "item" is weighted with such risks. No i say, better to wait a few years, and present the enemy with overwhelming answer, blasting them into proverbial stone age(they should feel quite well there, with their disdain of human technology,after all).
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:24 No.5777885
    Current factions:

    Purification Initiative: supports complete elimination of the Witch threat. Factions within the initiative disagree on the optimal method to achieve this.

    Center for Applied Paraphysics: support further research, and containment of the threat through the Fratello System.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:25 No.5777903
    Point taken.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:26 No.5777932
    >Perhaps too much?
    vaugness never killed anyone who wanted to hide something, calling a spade a spade will only lead to the spade being stolen by some dickwad with no spade of his own.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:27 No.5777935
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:27 No.5777936

    Witch!? Nay, I was born male and thus, have no control of this greater power, but I believe the day will come when both genders can enjoy the fruit of magic.

    You arrogant fools will doom us all, and I must stop you, for the sake and future of her and our child.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:28 No.5777957
    I like what this thread has become.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:28 No.5777965
    *Presses killswitch*
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:29 No.5777976
    Clearly the time has come that all of us fa/tg/uys bundle our spirits together and create an ultimate being that will be able to guide Mankind through it's grim and dark future. I know this is a lot to ask of you my fellow neckbeards, but I see no other solution. Our numbers are dwindling as we deal with the ever growing witch horde, If we do not do this, we'll be wiped out before a next generation can be formed through our normal reincarnation cycle.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:29 No.5777981
    >Factions within the initiative disagree on the optimal method to achieve [complete destruction of the Witches]
    There are those that want to fight them openly and in full view, and those that want to strike from the shadows, is this correct?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:30 No.5777997
    I certainly fucking hope so.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:32 No.5778025
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    What is all this bullshit that I'm hearing.
    Everyone knows that there is no such thing as magic.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:32 No.5778026
    No there are:
    -strike from the shadows
    -create witch targeting ultra-virus
    -let them kill each other
    and several others.
    The open war people are categorized as retards... and corpses
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:33 No.5778031
    Blast all channels with propagonda. Rehire our boys from the cold war - fuck that, rehire the Russians and the Facists.

    Let us brainwash each generation of humanity into utter patriotism and loyalty. Let every cartoon teach. Let us make them love the flag more than their own mother.

    Within a generation, all newly discovered witches shall be in our hands, without the need for complicated, expensive, and unreliable technology.

    A person's loyalty can be bought. a Nation's loyalty is unbreakable.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:34 No.5778038

    Whenever mankind is presented with a new form of power, a new way of working our will on the world, there are those who fear it. There are those who say it cannot be controlled, that it's too dangerous, that we are flying to high, offending the Gods, and our wax wings are melting.

    Those people are conquered and laid low by those willing to steal fire.

    An opportunity is before us, before all mankind. The power to rewrite all reality dangles before us, forbidden fruit of knowledge.

    We will seize it, and we will turn it to our ends. There is nothing man was not meant to know, and nothing we cannot do, if we have but the courage to cast aside our fear and morals.

    -From the Director's Address to the Center for Applied Paraphysics.
    Love me. Please. Or I'll kill us both.

    -Asset 27663 to handler
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:34 No.5778047
    We need a name for the people who want to protect children from their own powers. How does UNICER, or United Nations International Child Emergency Reintegration sound? Obviously a play off UNICEF.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:36 No.5778072
    You all seem to have missed something very important.

    >Witch Girls: a Dark comedic world of magic and mischief
    >Princess Lucinda: A Dark Comedic adventures of a wicked witch-girl in the Witch Girls world.

    It's MEANT TO BE DARK. That Lucinda character is MEANT TO BE WICKED. The author KNOWS that his characters are evil and his setting is grimdark. EVERYONE KNOWS.
    >Lucinda is the anti-Disney heroine she's not sweet, she's not good, and she will never need a prince to save her.
    It's a power trip for teenage girls, but it's a power trip that is fully aware of the fact that such things are evil.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:38 No.5778117
    And your point is?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:39 No.5778141
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    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:40 No.5778158
    That sounds like what a CAP branch would do.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:41 No.5778165
    Im fucking loving this. Two organizations with slightly different views on how to make mankind into the next god of the stars. One via technology, the other through magic. The destroyers of witches wish to not only secure mankind's safety from destruction through annihilation of the witches but also deny the power that could be given to the opposing organization. While the "pro magic' guys wish to gain powers in order to reshape existence into something of there choosing.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:41 No.5778172
    Are you feeling lucky?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:44 No.5778210
    I've gotta run this. Of course, with what we've done to it, the Witch Girls system no longer works.

    I suggest nWoD. Gonna need the basic book, Hunter... and I guess we can stat up Assets and Reality Deviants in Mage.

    Purification Initiative agents get the hi-tech gear from that one Hunter group, while C.A.P handlers get a brainwashed, nominally stable adolescent mage to keep control of.

    UNICER social workers get poor funding and sweatervests.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:44 No.5778211
    This, a faction that claims Witches are Human beings and thus deserve to be treated as such.
    Part of the Center for Applied Paraphysics, perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:46 No.5778232
    We're autosaging again. Someone start a new thread, please? I'm too fucking lazy.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:47 No.5778260
    Well, UNICER would probably be folded into CAP pretty soon, (I myself used to be a UNICER supporter until I had to admit its goals weren't feasible at this time) and mostly busy themselves with making sure the girls are taken care of properly.

    UNICER doesn't LIKE that the Fratello system exposes young girls to the danger, stress and trauma of combat, but a lot of them have been forced to admit there is simply no way to avoid it.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:48 No.5778267
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    Won't somebody please think of the Witches? Not all of them are bitches hell-bent on destroying humans.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)16:55 No.5778375
    .. am I the only one who kind of wants to play this?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)17:00 No.5778445
    Id play it. Destroyers sound fun as hell to play.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)17:00 No.5778456
    No, you're not alone.

    Also, the new thread is here:
    >> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)19:12 No.5780081
    Mary-Sue bitch in the OP needs a .50 to the face from 2 kilometers out.

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