Where would you hide your evil lair if you were a villain? I'd choose a mountain-island like pic related somewhere out in the ocean.
>>57726099A remote quiet island where I can be left to my lair of making a highly contagious air-water-human contact borne pathogen that has an incubation period of two years and then very quickly causes organ failure. Otherwise, something designed similar to Cheyenne Mountain base. I don't know what's so special about the name, by Cheyenne just is so pleasant to say. Shy-an. It's the little things in life ya know?
>>57726099Abandoned mine shaft reinforced and rebuilt to take my super evil operations. Also pretty rocks.
>>57726212is that a boring machine causing those cool circles
>>57726099Inside and beneath the abandoned nuclear defense pyramid in the Dakotas.
>>57726099Oil platform like MG, or on a fortress island
>not having your evil lair in the middle of some super-dense city accessed by some alleyway that nobody dares go into
>>57726099That’s nice until you need groceries or new batteries for the remote
>>57726099A Victorian mansion situated on the moon.
>>57726099Inside that anon's ass
>>57726238I dunno actually, possibly? They seem too uniform to be rock formations.
>>57726099The Library. No one will bother looking there.
The moon, so I won't ever be attacked by tanks and can equip my soldiers with flamethrowers. In space.
>>57726264This nigga gets it. Pull an Umbrella Corporation and hide your base under a major population center. Your security should be able to keep random commoners out anyway, and now the goodly heroes can't nuke you from a distance.
>>57727481>equip my soldiers with flamethrowers. In space.Uh, anon... we need to talk about oxygen.
Inside a giant crystal asteroid pulled into orbit.
>>57726238>is that a boring machine causing those cool circlesjust because they're not natural formations doesn't mean they're boring. i think the mechanical innovation required to drill straight through bedrock is impressive, imagine how long it took.I know what you meant
>>57727548>being this retardedi bet you think guns wouldn't work in space either. hint:>self-oxidizing fuel
>>57726238a machine that can produce circles that cool isn't boring.
>>57726099in mum's basement.
>>57729068>needing the volume to store both fuel and an oxidizer>as soon as the oxidizer runs out, everything stops burning anywayYou tactical genius you.
>>57726099In the sky, but with radar-defeating chameleonic panel dealies so the outside world can't just look up and see my hovering dreadnought.
>>57726238Presumably. After all, the cavity was excavated rather than forming naturally. The drilling machine would have cut straight through the colorful foliations of what appears to be some form of gneiss, hence the fancy patterns on the edges of the excavated sections
>>57726238It's the spirals man.
>>57727422Sorry, that lair is already occupied by marble-man and like a dozen phylacteries
>>57729096it only has to burn long enough to compromise your EVA apparatus. never said it was practical but it'd work as intended just fine
>>57729176Efficiency is everything and your plan is orders of magnitude more shitty than a cheap-ass air rifle.
>>57726099A different dimension.
inside a shipwreck
NORAD, of course
>>57729305You'd need a lot of tetanus shots.
>>57729345you mean the heroes that try to stop me would need a lot of tetanus shots
>>57726099Post-soviet industrial backwater city. Ecology is fucked so i allready have coverup for my chemical and biological experiment. Radiation level is high due some malfunction back in the 80s.Government is corrupt so i can buy and sell every police\military comader. I have enouph logistics to deliver food and goods to my minions, but not enouph so heroes can simply order ticket to my hideout online.
>>57727481This guy gets it.
>not having a comfy little lair in a lighthouse
>>57726238Not, it's fun machine.
A comfy house in the country side, I'm paying that nice old couple for their silence (and the occasional homemade meal) while I built a bunker under the house.
>>57726099A middle class residence in Suburbia, America.It's the last place anyone would look.
>>57726099as a necromancer, maybe paris catacombsor verdun
>>57729768why not one of these things where they would sacrifice people
>>57729784Not him but>Dark, damp tunnels underneath a world city>A cold, muddy battlefield littered with the decomposing corpses of millions>A pyramid in a sunny landIt doesn't have the same edge factor, y'know? And we all know necromancers are posers first, death wizards second.
>>57729608What possesses frogposters to ruin cool images with their shitty memeing?
>>57729898I'd protestbut you got me there anon
>>57726099Depends on what powers I had. I'd make my lair in an environment that took most advantage out of them.If I could control water, make it underwater somewhere. If I was some sort of druid, make it deep in a jungle. And so on. But placing it in a difficult to reach and inhospitable place is pretty much guaranteed, unless I wanted to be close to people for reasons.
>>57729898>>57729920also figured there would be better loot to super villain in europe then in mexico
In a cave somewhere in here. Incredibly maze like, hopefully would be heroes die of dehydration or falling rocks before getting to my house.
>>57726099In a busy urban area. I'll fund some useful programs while I'm there, too. Become a real pillar of the community. Make sure that there's local people who'll be inclined to stand up in my defence, that'd report suspicious goings on, and present enough of a PR disaster to make people pause just a little before going for an all-out assault.
>>57726099>Where would you hide your evil lair if you were a villain?As a few anons have suggested, I would hide in plain sight; i.e. a densely populated urban location which is active 24/7365.
Wouldn't an island fortress make you vulnerable to dragons moving in and stealing your turf?
>>57729345>>57729358I am now imaging a tetanus themed supervillain.
>>57732734Not if you manage to seduce the dragon. Then it's just a bonus.
Mecca. Under the cube.
>>57726099A city, preferably within whatever city I primarily conduct my business from so that I wouldn't have to commute.Something inconspicuous but easily fortified such as a warehouse, or subway station.
>>57733012Ah, good idea. Keep the different types of evil centered in the same place, very neat.
>>57726099Undersea base obviously
>>57727535>and now the goodly heroes can't nuke you from a distance.Sorry anon, todays heroes are all pragmatists and tears can be shed later while they rape your dog or something. Keep up with the times.Hell considering how lionized rebels are today you just know its the heroes who got an evil lair.
>>57729358I could swear I've seen that picture before, except it was a drawing. Or art. Or something. A cartoon, or an anime?
>>57726264>>57727535came here to post this. >have multiple entrances, warehouse on the docks so receiving mass quantities of materials are not as easily noticed>readily available stock of humans to possibly recruit/experiment on>set up super evil dummy corporation with massive skyscraper in middle of downtown, penthouse being the apex of an ultimately fake dungeon>when actually the dungeon entrance is a generic brownstone in a middle-class neighborhood>it's a bar>ominous sounding shell corporations in every major city, sometimes multiple ones in a single city>it's the bar the party initially meets up at
>>57726099A fucking bad ass space station of course.
>>57733012Anon Sauron is literally right across the street. He will know your doing stuff on his turf.
>>57726099Underneath an orphanage
>>57737485A happy, well paid for orphanage right? Possibly even paid for out of your own pocket to keep investigators away.
>>57737485>Trusting children to keep things secret>Trusting orphanage people to keep evil deeds secretJust you wait until little timmy snitches and the pragmatist mercenaries with nukes force rapes your dog.
>>57726099In the depths of the ruined precursor-race city beneath the city I'm scheming to destroy. My agents would infiltrate up through cellars and sewers built by the ancients and into the inhabited city, making preparations for my eldritch ritual and silencing or misleading any who might interfere with my grand plans.This is assuming and accepting some plucky band of adventurers -does- stumble across my machinations and follows the trail, leading them on a daring adventure deep into the bowels of the earth to try and stop myself and my inner circle of cultists, braving all manner of trap, hazard and creature I've bent to my will. I wouldn't even mind losing as long as I put on a good show.
>>57726099dispersed amongst industrial estates and office buildings. also a private island in micronesia with the local govt bribed to ignore any stray slavegirls.
>>57726249This was one of the few really cool things to find in Fallout 4, and the fact that enemies were just ghouls was underwhelming.
>>57737596Yes, I am the long suffering & gentle hearted father figure of many of the orphans>>57737677Kids don't see shit. I said underneath the orphanage not inside it. Secret elevators in alleys, & such, though i would have access to the orphanage too, I might need hostages. Plus I can keep an eye out on any troubled youth that would make prime recruitment material. Also any heroes in the making are usually orphans. I can take steps & plans stop them/kill them/corrupt them, before they become a nuisance. If pragmatists plan to attack, all my evil shit is way the fuck underground & safe, & all I lost was some kids no one will miss. Then I spin the PR to make the attacks lifes' hell
>>57734986If he wants to come over and borrow a cup of sugar he can send an uruk to do it. I wont zap his goblins and orcs if he doesnt fuck with my skeletons or garden.
>>57729910they are the new furfagsor rather the old furfags with a new focusor both
Privately owned central bank.
In my attic.
>>57729898>>57729784Too late for the catacombs, mate. Already made my lair, with a proper skulls throne. You are free to visit, thought.
>>57741503>reverse image search>no results
>>57726099In the remains of the early internet and anonymous message boards. I'm a glitch bent on harassing and eventually destroying humanity. The only ones on to me are the neets who use these websites and have the endless free time needed to crack the conspiracy.
>>57741556That wouldn't be funny if it's wasn't true.
>>57738068Where is it?
>>57741503>>57741556>>57741739uh oh scoob
>>57729342The upcoming movie has me psyched! I don't care if it's bad. I want it soooooooooooooooo bad!
>>57742470>>57742494>>57742518>>57742529>>57742573he just took a walk in some catacombs and played with bones. nothing to get a fear over
>>57742930Paris catacomb, to be exact. No really, it's a fun place. Neckbeards would love the place. It's like a giant basement. Forbidden to public. Flooded, Partially collapsed, and full of cool stuff.Perfect for a dwarf fortress, dungeon crawler, or Metro 2033 vibe. You just have to not lose yourselves or get a bad random encounter, or you become part of the cool stuff.
>>57743025>or get a bad random encounterdo tell
>>57743025yeah, it sounds fucking funguys, we need to raid the fucking catacombs, have a game night there.
>>57743025How exactly do you get in it it's closed to the public? I doubt there are just fucking holes in the ground.
>>57738068> the fact that enemies were just ghouls was underwhelming.Basically Fallout 3 and 4 summed up. So many cool locations with powerfully underwhelming content.
>>57743044>Want to visit catacomb. >Groups are for pussy, having a guide would spoil the fun of the adventure ! >Don't have map, don't care, those catacomb must be small enought...>Go with 2 light fully charged and a battery for the smartphone, should be fine. >Get lost.>Get lost on small tunnel with roof forcing me to crouch. >hit the roof pretty hard, headlight broken. head don't like it either. grap my second lamp.>Get lost on knee deep water, ground is full of holes and slippery rounded stone>Slip, fall, drop lamp. >lamp fall in the water. search it, find it, it don't work anymore. I'm soaked and lost. >finally use my smartphone as light, am slighly concerned about my survival. >7 hours of FUN before I found the exit again. Spoiler : In fact, those catacombs are pretty big.
>>57726249That sir is an excellent choice.
>>57726238Looks like some kind of boring machine that was cutting into some banded iron formation.
new jersey. nobody would ever think to look for a supervillian's lair there because its such a shithole.
>>57743044Another time, with one mate. >Get throught the usual shit (water, crawling, ect)>finally find a big room with stuff. >mate get noisy about the decoration inside the room.>heard noise>be silent. >get yelled at, something like "we heard you, come in, don't be pussy", more agressive than welcoming, thought.>mate is uneasy, see him grab his costly lamp, set it on stroboscope, after silent finaly get in.>see grunges/punks around a round table, drinking. Smell weed. light is only provided by some candles. They are listening to hardbass on a sort of half wrecked music player. I see the components inside, it's barely working, but seeing the thing it's a wonder it work anyway. there is a pickaxe on the table.>after all, those catacomb are a giant squat, and police will never bother them here, so it's kinda logical to find that here. Anyway they seem high or drunk, but luminosity isn't enought to see how much. >They are just fixing us. >attempting to begin some small talk, I remark that somebody seem to be a expert fixer to have done that, pointing to the radio. >"Well don't remind me about that." angrily, as it's my personnal fault it's half broken.>Ok then.>Alude that we want to explore the rest of the place, so we better get going.>"What, we stink ? don't leave so fast." >weed get passed arround their group, somebody hand it to me, and everyone look at me. >I'm the one suposed to guide my mate out of the mess, and handle terribly bad drugs, so it's not possible. I refuse, try to be polite.>Off course they don't like it. In fact everything I say they take it the wrong way. >they propose to go somewhere else together, a small trek of 4h. >Nope. I say we plan to catch the last metro, so we have to go sooner. >"We aren't good enough for you ?", ect.>argument get heated.>the pickaxe get grabbed >We leg it. Good thing I'm a manlet and my mate too, because I set a new record to "run crouched".
>>57743044>>57743384>>57744005Also, cops. The Parisian PD has a special unit that checks the tunnels for anyone they don't want to be there.
>>57744005I don't think I could find the French language intimidating under any circumstances but I'm glad you got out of that situation okay.
>>57742420Nekoma, North Dakota
This is how I would do it.>Normal looking Skyscraper smackdab in the middle of the city.>Close by to the police, elevator systems are rigged to a master console that sits in the penthouse. Can shut off elevators at a moment's notice>Have hidden elevator that hooks up to the penthouse to the car garage in an instant.>Have a buttload of security hanging around the top of the tower.>Have a police panic button in the penthouse in case the PCs try to climb the tower.>Not to mention put the police on the payroll so they'll come to my aid when I need it.
>>57744253>threatened by a dealer with a pickaxe in a place where nobody can hear you>lol he's french that's not indimidating!You're silly.
>>57744253this unit isn't arround anymore, I think.Last time I had problem with cops, was when I removed the manhole to an exit saw lots of waxed rangers, and then closed the manhole, and get back to the tunnel. They heard us, opened up the tunnel, told us to get out, but when they saw how it was deep (pict related), they didn't have the heart to get in. >>57744188Cliche and memes give a connotation to the french language and speakers, but don't forget that our gopnik/racaille speak it too. Even if they butcher it well enough.
An abandoned palmerston fort, just dig a few hundred meters and have all the fun stuff there with a small barely noticeable elevator on the surface.
>>57744490The times I was really in trouble, thought, was with a group, that had no ill will, They were just stocked too on weed and booze and had shit cohesion. Once, during a pause, I said I was gonna explore a small tunnel that seemed to lead to a room, and that I need them to keep a ear for me if I need help. I began the tunnel crouched, then crawled, then something happened on that tunnel that I didn't expect. It has shrunk enought that my arm was constricted against my torso, and my legs flayed aimlessly, finding no solid support to use for my leg to back away. In fact, crawling back is way more difficult than crawling ahead. So I was kinda jammed, here, and I began to call for help. But the only thing I heard back was music. Someone had his speaker up and working, and so nobody heard me.Great team. A few moment later, they left without me, the guys in front were sure that I was behind, and the guys behind that I was in front. So when I finally unfucked myself, I saw no one, but some faint Pertubator. I then used my experience of the Lost Woods, in Zelda Oot, to follow the group by the sound of the music. Lost, I would have been quite fucked in this part of the catacomb, I didn't know it, and it was quite the labyrinth.One with reverberation and echoes everywhere. I think I was saved by Humans Are Such Easy Prey. >>57744505Really nice fort. Love it.
>>57744859>I then used my experience of the Lost Woods, in Zelda Oot, to follow the group by the sound of the music. >Lost, I would have been quite fucked in this part of the catacomb, I didn't know it, and it was quite the labyrinth.>One with reverberation and echoes everywhere. I think I was saved by Humans Are Such Easy Prey.That's incredible. I don't think I could go in there more than once if something like that happened to me.
>>57744875Having some risk make it more endearing... It wouldn't be as fun if everything was safe and easy of access. Well what is for sure is that I won't go with those guys again. But still, I'm used to the PC life, IE having lots of weird shit happen. Now that I'm browsing through my photos folder, I remember that I smugled a Thule society sword, I have stolen the necromicon of my mad satanist cousin, had another sword save my ass from another kind of drunkiard invasion, then had my own personal quest to find a smith to repair it, and that before I lived next to the fucking "national service of pulsed magnetic fields", so that crap is just another classic thursday.
>>57744390I meant in the game
>>57727449>yfw those investigating on it unknowingly pass by it everyday as they go through the library archives
>>57727481I would equip my soldiers with boomerangs just to see what happens.
>>57743384>getting lost in catacombshow about no
In subsection F-499/D of the records keeping section of the parliament building of a country. It has a warning sign about mold.
>>57733750Reminds me of one of the firsts episode of black lagoon
>>57745391boomerangs work on wind resistance, so nothing.
>>57726099A endlessly sailing cruse ship, the entire fucking ship
>>57741503hmmm I'll take Westminster abbey then
>>57727535You can always nuke the entire city
>>57726099A moving sentient street.
>>57745196>I smugled a Thule society swordStory?
>>57726099Either I can go bonkers with postmodernism and I'd hide in the concept of lair itself so anyone trying to locate it would go mad from trying to track down something that cannot be on a map......or I can't, in which case I wouldn't have an evil lair. Hell, I wouldn't even sleep twice in the same spot; routine is the bane of villainy.
>>57726212I'm losing my mind looking at that...>>57741739Jesus fucking christ...>>57748238Hey, it's Danny! I'd forgotten about him.For me, it's going to be primal-looking fortification in the spooky woods.
>>57748061>necromancer hiding in westminster abbyconcern.jpg
psst post your waifus, villains
>>57748331Doing Hema, and often bringing my sword to work, and I'm know as the sword guy where I studied. It was a sorta big private school, and got lot of rich kids arounds, notably jews.Made some friends, mainly by... insulting them with /pol/ meme. They understood that it was second degree, and we were having lot of fun throwing ourselves racist slurs, trigerring self-righteous hipster that were offended in their behalf. I gifted one of them a mein kampf lookalike book for his anniversary, ect, and helped another with first world problem. As I was sword guy and nazi guy, he gifted me a sword he found on his flat, as he rented a old flat in paris that wasn't used for a long while.Else that "I don't like the logo, won't use it as a wall hanger" he had no idea what it was, and being a spoiled kid, no interest, having more toy.So I get the sword I began to look about it, and kek, same logo as Thulé society, that seem to have a hard on for swords. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Thule-Gesellschaft.jpg
>>57749896woups. pict of the sword.
>>57749924And here is Thule logo. looked quite similar. The Thule society are the protonazi esoterist that looked for Agartha or Hyperborée as origin for the aryan race. The bad guy in hellboy and Indiana Jones, prisonier of ice...So I had that crap, and needed money, so I dived in the marvelous world of "nazi militaria", something that is not forbidden in France but quite frowned uppon. I learn that antiquarian are the worst people, only trying to rip you off, but that the buyers pool for that sort of thing is a quite a closed circle, hard to find and contact alone. Thinking of it I could have keeped it, but I didn't wanted to look like I was seriously fan of nazi stuff.
>>57750110Are you the dos equis guy anon?
>>57750213Nope, I'm thin captain america. Posted a group photo a while ago, someone pointed me and said that I looked like captain america before he got swole.
>>57750427I wonder how many endospores you breath in down there.
>>57750506I'm a frenchman. I eat cheese that would be considered pure mold in america. Those silly endospores can't compete with my gut flora.
>>57750717All hail Munster, our lord and savior.Though after sampling actual swiss cheese, I'm undecided on who has the worst gut-wrenching cheese.
>>57750427>I looked like captain america before he got swole.Time to lift friendo.
>>57750998>Munsterthis is the one we use for raclette ? his stench is heavy, but taste is quite soft.I was more thinking about roquefort and others blue cheeses.>>57751064My current objective, "not droping dead after 5 min of armored fighting", is more cardio oriented.
>>57726099Hidden asteroid bases are top tier
>>57751346Nah, raclette is the one we use for raclette. Munster is just the postcard cheese for the "stenchier is better" meme.Also, not that I ate any of it myself but I've heard that artisanal countryside cheese can get even worse than blue cheeses. It's like the triple X moonshine of cheeses.
>>57751454I guarantee you that Munster is a fucking child against many of our cheeses. For me Munster is just a regular cheese. Swiss cheese isn't very strong too
>>57751731Agreed. Swiss cheese are quite easy. >>57751454Yea, there is some horror hidden in the countryside, especialy mountain.The worst would be the "Fromage fort", heavy cheese, made from rest of older cheese, put together, with alcohol, to prevent germ, and let to ferment. again. Worst of the worst would be the corsican casgiù merzu. That literally mean rotten cheese. Crawling with maggots. You get rid of them with calvados before eating it, thought.I also saw somewhere that the crust of some cheeze is made of mite, and that if you scrape it and wait, they slowly get back in place. at eye level, it just look like dust. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGCH8W-EEU
>>57751806Bad video, here is the moving dust. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZkwAR1U6MBack at the subject, Another maritine fort that would make a fine lair if it wasn't so famous now.
>>57751806>mountain countryside French cheeseOh no no no no, not even once. The sheer taste of what mountaineers consider soft is enough to make me dizzy (well, that and the altitude), I do not want to see what they've got hidden in their caves.On the topic of Swiss cheese though ? Have and/or >>57751731 ever eaten Schabzigier ? It's not as strong as what we can produce per se, but it's straight impossible to eat more than 200g without feeling sick.
I like how we went to evil lairsTo "holy shit paris catacombs"To cheese.
I would have my lair be under a ramen shop that can only be accessed if you ordered a certain item off of the menu. A door leads straight to it, but the way into the heart of the lair is a labyrinth.
>>57729380>Ecology is fucked so i allready have coverup for my chemical and biological experiment.Fun fact: there's an industrial processing town in Siberia that's so heavily polluted, the dirt is a profitable source of platinum.
>>57727548I'll take self oxidizing compounds for 500 please alex.developed in world war II for use in flamethrowers by the Nazis this volatile compound creates an exothermic reaction when coming into contact with most substances. It burns asbestos, corrodes tungsten, explosively reacts with water and even sets glass on fire.what is chlorine trifloride?
>>57753756Too dangerous to store in large quantities, to the point that even the Nazis didn't use it?
>>57729910Because you're a butthurt autist.
>>57726099Underneath an office building. Run a legitimate business upstairs, and all of your minions are employees. Keeps their activity as well as yours not suspicious. Only way to get down to the lair is to hit a specific series of buttons on the elevator.
>>57753950It's the moon. Between no atmosphere and low gravity the risk is greatly reduced. build a couple sheds away from your base to house smaller quantities of it. Its not like you need a billion gallons of the stuff, it's hella dangerous. If anyone come knocking just throw containers of it at their ship with a fucking catapult or something and detonate them with a small charge. Liquid becomes gas, gas expands rapidly , envelopes the intruders and starts eating their ship or EVA suits and they're fucked 6 ways from sunday. Sure some of it will sprinkle down on the moon afterwards but if you built a lunar base on the surface you're already lightspeed stupid and the gas is the least of your worries
>>57755993> throw containers of it at their ship with a fucking catapultThis is a bad and inefficient idea, and if you need explaining to understand why, you're an idiot, who I'm frankly surprised managed to acquire a moonbase in the first place.
>>57729426>when he forgets his cheetos
Right in the middle of a major city, hidden in plain sight because no one questions it
>>57757684I live near there!Pretty neat place too
>>57726099Shrunken down, in a bush on that island, surrounded and guarded by sausage-like stick insects.
>>57729342I want him in the movie.Is he confirmed?
>>57729108SHIELD would like to have a talk.
In the hearts and minds of my followers.
>>57745223South Western corner of the map I think, at the very edge of the hyper-irradiated area.Finding this thing really did feel great, but as with everything in this crappy instalment it all came up to "look, it's fucking nothing!"
Has to be a Steerable Flying Island that can land anywhere I want.I don't care how Conspicuous it is, it would be too annoying to traverse between the Earth and a Space Station all the time. This is the perfect compromise with the bonus of being a fancy as hell way to go grocery shopping.
>>57734986Oh yeah. Seems so obvious now
>>57726192It's "Shay-yenne", you uncultured swine.
Floating invisible cloud
>>57750427Shit, son, I'm an NPC at best. You, my friend, are the most PC person I've ever heard of, assuming any of what you say is true. If I'm reading this right, you're going to save the world sometime. But, in PC fashion, you're going to save it by being more interested in sweet loot than purposeful heroism.
>>57751906>maritime fort>youtube link says AKWARIUMI don't know if it's the new kind of dubs etc., but checked.
>>57766675Loot is already my biggest problem right now. I looted a lot of stuff already, and don't have the space in paris to stock it up.>portable hole when ?
>>57757684>Wasting a great General on a fucking one-tile island
>>57767751Alright, what's up with all the airshit?
>>57751450In an episode of Morning Joe. The one place nobody would look.
>>57767951>>57767951Friend died. Grumpy white bearded guy, was living like à ermit on his flat. Had à lot of airshit and médiéval stuff. Was out if contact with his familly, . He was living on social aid,plus leatherworking. i was close. I did the paperwork, looked for a cheap funérarium and called uppon his friends to fund thé ceremony. I was prepared to sell his shit to fund it, but then it seemed that he was à really popular guy back in the days with lot of friends, and didn't have to sell anything. We emptied his flat, as I was thé most involved ans others were also olders guys full or stuff, they left me lots of stuff. Also Leatherworking tools.Now those are my friends, too. But i missed one month of school and was kicked out.>I looted clean obi wan house.
>>57726099Space.Either in an orbital strike facility, or innasteroidfield making warbots to send to earth.
>>57744424>car>not having a helicopter on the rooftop.
>>57727449Literally just behind a door marked "Employees Only" 15 feet from the front desk.
>>57744446Just the state of the world. A lot of people grow up with having to ever really be afraid, mixed in with a few centuries of successful british propaganda.
>>57726099Subway of an extremely populated city. Access to human targets, high mobility of agents/cargos throughout the city, easily defended narrow tunnels, inability of the opponent to use strategic weaponry without major civilian casualties/infrastructure damage, possibility to survive everything including nuking-out the city, the option of several backup interconnected surface sites (docs, prisons, barracks, corporate skyscrapers etc), trivial access to the water/power supply of the whole city and, last but not the least, awesome escape routes with the self-destruction protocols' explosive charges burying every evidence.
>>57768480 >inb4 you find a note from him inside an heirloom passing on his quest of defending Europa from the lizardman invasion from the Paris catacombs
>>57756395Alright captain autismo, just ignore the other half of that sentence so your straw man holds up. Point was with such low gravity it'd be real fuckin easy to get enough thrust to deliver your payload.
>>57733674They still got a government who pays them in coke and hookers while spending billions on soap. Pork Barrels Fuck Face.but for my villain a good old fashioned thieves guild hideout.>>57738116In Shadowrun, you have a couple of missions that has inside an orphanage or humanitarian shelter of sorts and its a horrifying sight to behold with dogmatic caretakers, their assistants who may look after the kids but wont pull the trigger on the guy in charge and kids willing to fight and die for the guy who give them a shelter
>>57772662Please, not again. I already have one invasion to hold off. Lizarman will have to wait.
>>57774584>>57772662Anyway, thinking of that, I would perfectly see my team.>Forty something guy that stopped buhurt because his spine can't take it, still fit and has a lot's of stuff and connections. >Jew friend, /k/ type gun nuts, I'm sure he had brings back one from his israel holidays even if it's illegal. >Ex Combat Engineer, that use the plastic he smuggled out of the army as ashtray, hearing and sight not good due to nade blowing up close, and a real pariah to computer, but he's a fucking macgyver on everything manual and he is so used to pain that he doesn't care anymore.>Friend from Hema that barely use his longsword, mostly use it to block yours to get into hug range. Weight 2 times me and a great sparring partner. His name has been used as verb for "winning by a overpowering move without the smallest bit of technic" in my club. >Me, with bear grills type enthusiasm in the face of face of every new weird shit that fall on me. Stood up a girl for a sword. I still love her. (the sword.)Saving the world by dysfunction junction. Yes, I could totaly see that.
I'll take loft near the city center. Can't take over the world if the closest minimarket is a 16 hours flight away
>>57774584Seems the Turkish invasion of France has begun
Water treatment facility and adjacent pump facility. Southern California.
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)
>>57726099Plain sight, masquerading as something else
>>57741503Jesus Christ he made a chair out of dead people.
>>57780655You made your own from dead tree.
>>57739860If you could manage to take it from them, you would instantly fail at being a villain and never be able to recover your claim to the concept.
>>57744005Ah the benefits of manletness.NIGHT GOBBOS
>>57726099A modest metropolitan area for maximum economical advantage, infrastructure, incognito, and the citizens could make for easily accessible hostages in a pinch. Bonus points if its a failed city and you're slowly rehabilitating and thus own all the politicians and civil servants.
>>57741739I'm not believing it till you give us a time stamp, Anon. Only after that will I experience the spookening.
>>57726099In plain sight.
>>57729305You'd end up blockaded by the Chinese or invaded by the Philippines.
>>57730126Are you Dr Doom?I'd go for a large submersible drone carrier. Whatever my logistics needs, I can do it with international shipping, just pull into whatever port has what I need, or a launch boat will. Drones will ensure my local airspace is clear and submersibles are almost impossible to find if you aren't actively engaged with them. Just look how well that sub disappeared off South America and everyone knew where to look for that.
>>57743384Did you ever get bad vibes, as in HOLY SHIT I am being watched by the spirits of 200 years of collective corporeal remains?
>>57782883well, there is a good reason it's the dwarf, gobbo and skaven that rules the underground.>>57783235I can give you the original photo, if you want the photo exif data.But, bear in mind that you have another photo here, with >>57750427 MY FUCKING ASS on the throne. Here is another for clear identification, before I got myself beaten to death with an iron bar. I'l go find my blue pull and timestamp myself.
>>57786965>me being beaten to death with an iron bar.
>>57787141And here is a timestamp with my ass.
>>57787216Is that a trenchcoat with a purity seal on it?
>>57726099My evil lair will be the friends I made along the way.
>>57786953Nah, but the throne itches and it isn't very confortable to sit on.Maybe because it's made of skulls.Let addI had a (really bad) intership with a sort of guru/soothsayer that I had to threathen to get paid, so I'm in her shitlist. Plus I have my satananist cousin that doom me for forty five generation or something, and summoned "drogun the beheaded" to fuck with me, according to his book I looted. the nazi sword I played with, then sold is also a big contender on the evil item of doom. The boot I have is a anthediluvian sort of heavy rangers, from the indochina/algerian war. It's litteraly the rangers of French oppression. I think the model is the same as the WW2 american rangers. I maintain them with baby seal fat.If I would get bad vibes here, I wouldn't feel any difference as "normal".
>>57744859>French anon escapes catacombs to the sound of satanic synthwave.This is amazing.
>>57743384>>Don't have map, don't care, those catacomb must be small enought...Were you hoping to find your lost chromosome down there?
>>57787348I'm not into trenchcoat. It's a australian duster coat, to play the witch hunter. >>57787748I had a compass, I was prepared ! Also, it would be "how to get rid of", as Trisomics have too much of them, and monosomic are... woman only.