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    39 KB Main Body John 09/05/09(Sat)05:43 No.5731244  
    Hey /tg/ I have finished my work on the main body of the report. I will post it up here so that I can feedback on what you guys think and what changes should be made. I still have some placeholder spots for dates and the like. These will be filled out in later drafts.

    In case anyone is still interested. I can take 1-2 more prefaces for my work. My criteria are covered here:

    What I need is positive accounts praising him for his research. You may also take the one from Lord Inquisitor Verence and add some more stuff to it.

    But here it is
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:45 No.5731262
    -Report on External Anatomy of recently captured female Tau-
    [Written for Ordo Xenos-Filed on X.XXX.XXX.MXX][TRANSCIPT OF ORIGINAL AUDIO FILE]


    Subject, Captured Tau
    Age Unknown Gender Female
    External pre-mortis anatomy investigation conducted by Acolyte Scribe Johnathon


    Under Inquisitorial Authority I have been temporarily assigned to the Ordo Xenos and ordered to conduct research on the Xenos race known as the Tau. I have been given a very loose reign in my investigations, with my only restriction being that I must keep the subject alive for the time being. Therefore this will not be an invasive study and I will not harm my subject, that is for others in the Ordo to do. I am simply here to conduct the research and document the findings. It has been requested that I make this

    I have assistants available when needed, but it has been requested that I make this a solo investigation where possible.

    My subject is a female Tau from the fire caste. Many males have been examined and dissected, but none of the opposite sex. Other castes will be investigated at a future date.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:45 No.5731268
    The subject has been restrained nude on the inspection table. She has been lightly struggling against her restraints, but has made no serious effort to escape. The subject will be kept alive for future study, but she will most likely be disposed of afterwards or used for deeper and more thorough investigations of internal anatomy.

    The skin of the female Tau varies from a pale light blue mixed with shades of gray. In comparison, the male skin is significantly darker. Is this the first signs of sexual dimorphism in Tau? Despite being a warm-blooded race, their skin is surprisingly cool to the touch; the texture of the skin also varies between the sexes. Males are rough to the touch, with female skin being significantly smoother than the males, if this is due to time taken on skin care or, is simply a natural phenomena, is unclear at the moment from this cursory inspection.

    It appears from battlefield information that Tau skin is gray upon Necrosis. This in addition to further evidence suggests that the natural state of Tau blood is blue upon oxygenation and evidently darkens upon necrosis. To confirm this, I made a small incision on the leg, the dark blue blood dripping from the incision has confirmed my thoughts on the matter. It appears as if the subject tried to scream at this point, but the acolytes thoughtfully placed a gag on her prior to this, sparing my ears from hearing the Xenos screech in pain. In addition I have scraped off a small skin sample, both of these will be later analyzed.

    The feet of the female are slightly smaller and smoother than the males. The "foot" of this Xenos scum ends in a cloven hoof, similar to several terrestrial mammals who once walked on the earth of sacred Terra. The subject shows odd facial expressions as my gloved hands run over the feet and investigate them.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:46 No.5731273
    The female Xenos seems increasingly perturbed at my detachment and cool demeanor and is starting to show signs of true fear at my investigation.

    The hips of the female seem to be slightly wider, and the body itself slightly more curved, than the male; similar in form to human females, but with a more compact frame. I believe that these features are possible vestigial remnants from when females were used purely for breeding?

    The main sexual organ of the female is located in roughly the same spot as a human female, but there the major similarities end. The area surrounding it is hairless, as is the rest of the Tau body (with the obvious exception of the head which will be covered in a later segment in my report). I have taken the liberty of having various tools at hand, so that she may be more fully inspected. As my hands draw closer, I note the increase of blood flow to her facial cheeks, the effect is similar to a human blushing, but the cheeks haven a darker shade of blue then the surrounding skin.

    The slit itself bares a passing resemblance to the similar organ of the human female. I believe it is also serves the same rough function, but it is unknown if female fire warriors are sterilized to increase battle function (Presumably to prevent unwanted field pregnancies). This avenue of research would take longer and require more dedicated medical staff and equipment than I have present, but it would be the logical conclusion from evidence presented.

    Donning a second layer of gloves for my protection, I decided to investigate further. The slit itself seems to be in the design of an elongated isosceles triangle. In the upper two corners there seems to be a nub of flesh, each nestled in a corner, with a smaller one on the lower corner. The flesh color inside is a lighter and brighter hue than the normal skin. The texture seems to be softer than a female human.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:47 No.5731283
    Subject shows even more marked increase of blood flow to her facial cheeks, the forehead slit is increasing the rate of contraction, in an apparent effort to increase oxygen flow to the blood and a foreign liquid seems to be dripping from her slit. Yet the subject offers no struggle for resistance or tries to escape from the restraints.

    I have paused in my investigation. The subject's eyes are rolled back in what seems to be a pleasurable state. I order a nearby assistant to remove the mouth gag allowing the subject to “speak.” But the subject did not begin to speak, instead beginning to moan, in a higher pitch than seen by human females. It appears the barbaric Xenos scum derives great pleasure from my investigation. This response is obliviously only bestial in nature, as the Emperor's divine light and teaching has bestowed the blessings of true Emotion to humanity. This only further shows the primitive and savage nature of Xenos.

    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:48 No.5731288
    As I resume my investigation, the almost feral moans increase in volume and intensity as I apply pressure to the nubs. In addition, ever increasing amounts of liquid drips from her genitals, showing another weakness of the Xenos (dehydration due to a simple reproductive act). I continue this investigation for several minutes, with the Xenos crying out in mock pleasure as I noted the shape and design of the Tau vaginal canal. The lubrication has been pouring down on the table, but I need to continue my investigation. My assistants have raised her body up so that I may look at the posterior of the subject. In shape it bears resemblance to a human female, but differs slightly in [DAMAGE IN RECORDING MATERIAL- PART OF AUDIO FILE HAS BEEN LOST]has given me insight on both the external and internal characteristics of the female Tau anus.

    At this point the released liquid lubrication has already increased to the point where it has dripped off of the investigation table. At this point I disposed of my second layer of gloves and let the assistants clean and sterilize the table.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:49 No.5731292
    In the meantime, I will reflect on what I have learned so far. I believe these nubs are the inferior Xenos equivalent of the female clitoris. The presence of three shows that their inferior anatomy must try and compete with the glorious human form. The interior walls seem to also be deeply studded with nerves, but not to the extent of the Xenos clitori. I would hypothesize that this shows their barbaric nature, as it suggests that females were used purely as breeding machines. Most likely they were communally shared, with a pool of females being the common property of the male warriors. Hence the need for the female to greatly enjoy procreation, females who did not enjoy the act, must have quickly left the tribe, where females who took pleasure as being the sex-slaves of the males flourished. What purpose the excessive lubrication shows is unknown at the moment, but I believe it may be due to the practice of the Xenos females being used as breeding slaves. Several males would try to impregnate her and the fact that the ones who enjoyed more men, were also more likely the popular ones among the group.

    Since then the Tau have abandoned this simplistic barbarism for a new and equally barbaric idea of twisted equality (in which everyone is equal, except those who are not) that is counterproductive to a military society. In our own glorious Imperium, it is easy to see rank and even though the empire may span the galaxy, every citizen clearly knows his or her place, no matter where they may stand. This shows a weakness, as females removed from their breeding and motherly functions, now are forced to serve as warriors, a role in which they are normally unsuited for. The human female, while in general not as strong as the males of our glorious race, is still capable of being a more than competent warrior. Our flexibility for various tasks and key rank system show once again superiority, to their barbaric inflexible ambiguity.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:49 No.5731297
    The investigation table has been cleaned, so I will continue. Additional forays into the main reproductive organ and anus will require greater resources than I have present and involve invasive procedures, so I shall not investigate further than I already have. The samples I took during the investigation of these orifices have been cataloged and will be later analyzed for biochemical research.

    The abdomen seems in form to be quite similar to our own females. Both seem to have mammary glands and the remnants of an umbilical cord from birth. The breasts are fairly large for the subject's compact frame, but I am not sure if this is normal for their species or simply personal variation. The dark blue Xenos nipples make them stand out against the pale blue-gray skin. The flesh here is quite soft, most likely due to the stored fat deposits present. The subject derives pleasure from my inadvertent stimulation of these areas in my investigation, evidently there are many nerve endings in the nipple, lending credence to the fact that females were used primarily for breeding. The presence of only two breasts with two nipples and no udder suggest that offspring are born in groups of one to three, with most likely they being formed from different eggs to increase genetic health and variety.

    The heart seems larger and a has different pulse most unlike that of ourselves. Ours being compact located in a single spot, rendering it harder to hit in battle, making us ore resilient. While the subject's heart extends farther, I can feel it along the whole of the upper right side of abdomen. It is unknown what purpose this should serve. It could possibly due to inefficient nature of the Xenos blood, making it harder for them to properly oxygenate the blood cells. Further information is pending the blood sample analysis from the sample I earlier took.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:50 No.5731303
    Moving onward, I have reached the hands of my subject. The inferior hands contain only three fingers and one opposable digit instead of our superior configuration, the larger fingers are clumsier and make manipulation of fine machinery near impossible compared to our own superior hands. Though I may sound somewhat repetitive at this point, this is once again proof of what I knew at the beginning, that the Xenos is inferior to our form, which though it may be but a pale reflection of the perfect form of our Emperor, it only shows us how perfect he is.

    Though, I am surprised by the lack of gross anatomical differences between Humans and Tau, this is of course due to our holy and perfect form being flawless in most respects. The similarity only shows how Xenos evolution tries to match our perfect forms, but fails, for they do not have the divine light of the Emperor to guide their path.

    The face is where the most marked differences are seen, instead of the superior form of the nose, the Xenos have compensated with an inferior facial slit that serves as the main olfactory organ. Though it may have slight advantages over humans in smelling nearby odors, it cannot easily be plugged if needed (to prevent noxious particles from interfering with normal function) and the large surface area renders it susceptible to infection and foreign particles. Males have a slit that is similar in shape to the letter "I" and it runs across most of their face. Females however have a shape baring resemblance to a "Y".
    This "Y" has roughly one hundred twenty degrees between each section and is placed higher on the forehead than the male slit. What purpose this may serve is unknown to me at this point. In addition the face is flat, preventing them from using peripheral vision which has alerted many a guardsman to previously unseen dangers. Once again, the Xenos has some slight advantages over us in specific areas, but in the end are vastly inferior.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:51 No.5731312
    The visual acuity of the Tau is interesting. Their vision is superior to our own, but they lack the capacity to quickly focus on new targets. This makes them excellent snipers when shooting still targets (such as those on a firing range), but any fast movement and their advantage is quickly lost. This leads to them being the rough equivalent of a guardsman even with their bionic helmets. They apparently use a system of so called "marker lights" to reduce this disadvantage and make it easier to hit. This reliance on technology to emulate our superior form only shows more of their weakness and if EMP devices were to be employed, their fancy but unreliable tech would not function, but most of our durable and tested technology would continue to work, through the blessings of the Omnissiah. Their eyes also seem to make them unskilled in close combat, explaining why they always employ other Xenos to fight for them.

    The “ears” of the Tau are interesting, they are indents into the side of the head with a thick membrane covering the entrance into the ear. This is mostly likely a patch of specialized skin studded with nerves, that catches sound waves. I have seen similar systems before and they all seem to be on par at the best with our own ears, but most being substantially inferior. I let my gloved hands run gently over to the indent. As my fingers are touching the rim, a familiar hue returns the cheeks, I gently tap the small indented membrane itself. The subject lets loose a cry which appears to be a mixture of extreme pain and some pleasure.

    I would investigate the mouth, but the subject seems quite resistant, now that I have been shining lights in her eyes and taking notes for the last half hour, however I do think I have ascertained a weakness that would allow me to overcome this temporary setback.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:52 No.5731317
    This simplistic Xenos race is very primitive and easy to manipulate with concentrated external stimuli. I have donned a new set of secondary gloves and using my newfound knowledge, I once more cause feelings of bestial arousal in the subject. This is amazingly easy to do, and within moments the subject opens her mouth slightly to continue moaning. With the simple manipulation of the Tau vagina and fondling of her breast, she is brought to high levels of ecstasy, opening her mouth as she screams out in pleasure.

    I take the opportunity and hold the mouth open to study its workings. The teeth are grinders, flat and used for plant life. This leads strength to the theory that the inferior Xenos evolved from herbivores. Their seems to be some anatomical link between the olfactory organs of the facial slit and the mouth, but I cannot fathom what purpose this would serve; and due to the non-invasive nature of my research, I must leave this to the side. I take a sample of the saliva before I withdraw my hands from her mouth.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:52 No.5731325
    After removing my second layer of gloves, I run my hand through the hair, The texture is very similar to our own, if being slightly coarser. Hair colors seen so far are blue-black, blue, black white and red. Red may be a result of dye in light of their skin color. Males are either bald or shave their hair for military purposes. They normally wear it in a top knot; though my subject wears it in a short cut, used by many female warriors. Long enough to show that they are female, but short enough to not impede battle function. I cut a small section off. The biochemical results would be interesting, but our of no great purpose.

    At this point I would normally stop with my research, but I have been ordered to be very thorough and Inquisitor [NAME REDACTED BY INQUISITORIAL ORDER] watching my investigation sees no reason for me stop. She requests that I start greater research on the sexual nature of these bestial Xenos. I wonder if this may have some ulterior motive, but I have no wish to quarrel with a superior. No matter which way it ends, it would be detrimental to my future, not to mention my career.

    For the next stage in my research, I have increased the bindings on her body but have left her arms unbound. I stepped back and waited to see what happens next. The subject quickly took advantage of her partial freedom and immediately began to pleasure herself. Evidently still highly aroused.

    The libido if these female Tau is astonishing. I had an assistant psyker probe her mind, but it showed no taints of chaos, in fact they have almost no warp signature at all. This is a point that must be followed up in future investigations of this Xenos race. The vast amounts of lubrication that exudes from the Tau vagina creates an interesting noise when she pleasures her self. I would be hard pressed to find a word that accurately describe it.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:53 No.5731331
    Inquisitor [NAME REDACTED BY INQUISITORIAL ORDER] approved of my initiative and requested that I take a more personal hand in the the research. I see no way to back out of this, so I must go forward. I don protective gear. The suit covers my whole body, except my head, where a helmet protects me from the close contact with the Xenos.

    I released the subject fully from her restraints, yet she did not try and flee, but for some reason continued her self pleasure, once again proof of their unending Libido. I got on the table and slowly pushed her hand out of the way. She looked up at me in surprise and then at my unfortunately erect penis.

    She gave what appeared to be a smile and then laid back, apparently in awe that our superior race would stoop to this level. Thankfully the thick body covering protected my own body from her filthy Xenos skin. The filthy Xenos had accepted her fate, she realized her inferiority to humans and was willing to submit. The eagerness of their actions shows another weakness, with proper denial of sex, the Xenos will most likely crack and betray their masters; and they could be of use as sex-slaves for Imperial personnel. With almost no warp presence, they will not be able to psychically resist or present a threat as a venue for chaos and with their high sex-drive, it would be cruel not to use them in this manner.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:53 No.5731334
    I pressed my penis inside her, she screamed out in pleasure and wrapped her frail arms around me, as if begging me for more. I unwillingly complied and adopted a pattern of hard thrusting, apparently pleasuring her to no end. The cries of the Xenos were addictive, she was so willing to be violated it took some of the fun out of it. But that was replaced by the sensations below. The unique physical construction of the Tau vagina turned out to be very pleasing. The intense muscle contractions dragged my member in, with the engorged nubs providing further stimulation for both of us. The nubs would serve as a way to hold the small penis of the tau male in, with the copious lubrication preventing any friction related problems. This evolutionary advantage explains why Tau males feel they must compensate and have developed an army strategy that involves shooting their enemies with extremely large and overly long weapons. I will allow you to come to your own conclusion on this matter, but I believe that it will present no problem.

    Even under my thick protective coverings I could feel myself being shamefully brought to orgasm. I withdrew. My duty was not to let myself get carried away, but to conduct research. It was not easy, but my faith for the Emperor is strong enough for me to overcome this damning temptation.

    Throughout the whole time, she continually uttered words in her barbaric tongue. These have been recorded and I will submit them to Orders Dialogous. I will produce a later addendum to my work and this should hopefully cast a greater insight on the psychology of this Xenos reach.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:54 No.5731339
    This is my report on female Tau anatomy performed noninvasively. If the Inquisition so wishes, I can write a series of Addenda, going in-depth on certain subjects and furthering my research. The nature of these addenda would be varied, but I shall put my full effort into them.


    -I have prepared these addenda to further complement my research as per several Inquisitor's requests. These small sections will serve to add on my research where no new papers are needed at the time being.-
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)05:56 No.5731354
    So, that is it so far. I have already found some errors, so don't bother to report those. I am more interested i thoughts and impressions.

    Constructive criticism is welcome, but don't troll or flame.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)05:56 No.5731360
    What the fuck, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)05:58 No.5731370
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    So you've never posted here before, then?
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 09/05/09(Sat)05:59 No.5731382

    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:00 No.5731387

    This is part of ongoing collaboration with /tg/ and me.

    Look at the archives for Scribe John and tau.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:00 No.5731394
    I'd manipulate her receptor orifice with my crude human digits, if you get my meaning.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:00 No.5731397
    Excellent! Demand Tau-Human babies
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:04 No.5731424

    It is summer


    Not my type of xenos, though who knows what may happen with Scribe John...


    That could be possible...


    Now that is heresy! It is one thing to spill precious human seed in a Xenos, but to create an unholy hybrid?

    Watch out for the Ordo Xenos!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 09/05/09(Sat)06:05 No.5731436
    I dunno, No erection here either, but it's so damn cute!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:07 No.5731445
    Future experiments in genetic manipulation. Fetuses can be aborted and tested for possible use. Vat grown xenos, brainscrubbed for Imperium lotalty can take the place of valuable humans on the battlefield.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:08 No.5731454
    I shall now probe her anus. FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:08 No.5731456

    Xenos are an underclass, they are more worthless than conscripts. I can see them being used to fill a niche here and there, but never anything where the imperium would have to rely on them.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:10 No.5731467

    Humans probing Xenos? How the tables have changed.

    Scribe John did probe her ass in the story, but I cut it out as I saw no way to make it better and it just didn't properly fit in.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:12 No.5731480
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:14 No.5731493

    HA HA HA, So very original. NEVER heard anyone post that one in a thread like this.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:18 No.5731524
    Uh.... good work?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:19 No.5731525
    I think he meant her anus.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:20 No.5731542

    Did they capture Shlicktau?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:21 No.5731544

    Thanks, this is the result of a /tg/ thread. Everyone started going on about Tau anatomy and then I started writing this, with the posters guiding the story as I came up with the story off the top of my head.


    Ass, anus, close enough. He did probe it though.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:23 No.5731557

    Yep, she is now named Damiris (at least in this canon of schlicktau). She later goes on to be his xenos "pet"
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:25 No.5731569

    Why Damiris? That isn't a very tau name
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:25 No.5731572
    Precisely. John renames her.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:26 No.5731576

    In the addenda, this is covered.

    But basically, he wants to integrate her into Society, so he gives her a gothic name.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:27 No.5731585
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    but here is another pic of Damiris
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:29 No.5731591
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    And when he is investigating her
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:30 No.5731594

    My second favorite pic of her (after the one in the first post).

    Thanks again to everyone who has made pics for Damiris.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:31 No.5731600

    Thanks for sharing these!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:32 No.5731608
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    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:33 No.5731616
    no one ever drew her in her favorite sundress?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:35 No.5731627

    Not yet. Though I really hope to see it someday.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:36 No.5731633

    Aint dat the truth...

    Let's just say that Tau females prefer a bigger "bonding knife"
    >> Reasonable Marine Jediah 09/05/09(Sat)06:36 No.5731634
    ***Entry on examination on Tau captive by Scribe John****

    Sigh...this gives me a headache. I was fully braced on seeing a gut-churning vissection of the Tau by John, but was even more shocked when he decided to use her as his sex-toy. The response of the Tau was puzzling since such levels of libido have not been recorded from our non-invasive studies. Never the less, I will be filing a motion that Damiris be moved to a facility so she can have a chance to recover from this ordeal and return to her people.

    ***Thought for the Day: I quite like butterflies***
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:39 No.5731662

    As I said this was an improv piece written for /tg/ and was guided by what everyone wanted.

    Guro was not really wanted (especially on Schlicktau)

    And Damaris is happy with John
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:43 No.5731701

    Why does this give you a headache? are you some sort of prude?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:46 No.5731717
    >>5731662 And Damaris is happy with John

    I'd like to hear a third party's opinion.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:46 No.5731721

    >And Damiris is happy with John

    Don't know why I mispel her name as Damaris sometimes.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:47 No.5731732

    You will see the proof in later addenda

    I am rewriting them now
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:50 No.5731755

    I mean improving on them, she already was happy with him the previous set of addenda. But I am working on making them (and the whole story) better.
    >> Reasonable Marine Jediah 09/05/09(Sat)06:51 No.5731766
    Happy?! The Tau was tied down and sexually assulted. Her supposed 'affection' of John is clearly a case of disorder A-381Z, where the subject exhibts misplaced affection and connection with an authroity figure which makes it even more important that she be placed in an envirnment where she can recieve proper treatment.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)06:53 No.5731782

    That was only for the investigation. you can look at the earlier versions of addenda if you want.

    Besides she is SCHLICKTAU
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)06:55 No.5731795
    If I was a better writer I would write one up defending this not as xeno heresy but a lesser heresy, only distasteful but not immoral. That in this biologist opinion (likely errant and ill informed) that the tau are a forgotten relic of the dark age of technology, and are derived from species from holy Terra. As evidenced by their extreme structural similarity to a human. That he speculates that they were engineered as a beast of burden and must have taken over their world when the decadent sins of the dark age destroyed their decadent masters. He feels they should be treated like beast men if willing to convert.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:01 No.5731836
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:06 No.5731863
    C'mon man, be reasonable.
    I've seen them together, she's clearly happy.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:09 No.5731887
    For a scribe, your vocabulary seems to be extremely crude and unrefined. It makes you sound more heretical than you may be. FIX IT BEFORE YOU SEND IT.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:19 No.5731930

    Sexually assaulted and then kept as a pet is 'happy'?
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:21 No.5731936
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    I was there at the time, from the very beginning it was clear that she was enjoying the so-called "assault".
    She hasn't made any attempts to escape either.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:21 No.5731941

    Any particular suggestions?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:22 No.5731946

    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:23 No.5731948
    Oh and this is still a rough draft
    >> Fuuka 09/05/09(Sat)07:24 No.5731954

    Thees steenks ov zee acoolyte being a voorgen..

    Oohr naht hafing seen a wooman nakeed aht ahl.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:24 No.5731957
    This is slick tau we are talking about, It is probably the first time a male of any species has reciprocated any interest
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:24 No.5731958
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    Did Fuuka eat a frag grenade for breakfast or something?
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:26 No.5731961
    No no no, we're talking about Shlicktau.
    Slicktau is over there at the bar.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:27 No.5731963

    Are you trying to be Nurse Verity, Cultist or some horrible mishmash of the two there?
    >> Fuuka 09/05/09(Sat)07:30 No.5731982
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    Skroo hyuu.

    Do hyuu haf eeny ideha how hard eet ees tu type liek dis?
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:32 No.5731990
    Hyeesh, Aaayeee deeeeeewww

    Now speak normally before I kick you in your balls.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:32 No.5731991
    how many GB of animu reaction images do you have?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:33 No.5731993
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    No clue.

    I just felt like doing something dumb, and I can never type that god damn cultist accent right.

    Someone needs to code a chaos accent translator.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:33 No.5731994

    /tg/ wanted a fap fic, I gave them one


    Poor slicktau, no one ever makes pictures of her. Only her hotter sister, Schlicktau


    Not sure on that front
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:34 No.5731999
    I'm pretty sure Slicktau is a guy.
    You might want to clean your glasses, they're all damp.
    Just look at him, he's wearing a goddamn tux. Slick bastard.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:35 No.5732003
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    >Reaction image.

    Stop using that phrase.

    It doesn't mean what you think it does.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:37 No.5732014

    That would be funny, but think of the consequences


    Sorry I was a bit distracted, Damiris can be pretty "forceful" when she is in the mood...
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:37 No.5732019
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    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:40 No.5732030
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    >That would be funny, but think of the consequences



    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:40 No.5732037

    Sorry, but this is how memes are born. No I can't get a ladies man Tau in tux with slicked down topknot out of my head.
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:41 No.5732040
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    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:41 No.5732042

    Do you realize how many people would post like that?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:43 No.5732061

    So hes the brother of schlicktau?

    Is he friends with faptau?

    Maybe faptau has a sister, fattau?
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:43 No.5732064
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    And this is a namefag avatar/reaction image.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:43 No.5732066
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    I don't want to start a meme!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:44 No.5732073

    And so a meme is born...
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:45 No.5732075
    I like where this is going.
    Someone draw Fattau and Slicktau, quick!
    Fattau is your stereotype weeaboo.
    Fat, neckbeard, filthy with Cheetos grease.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:45 No.5732085

    tough luck, slick tau is the ladies ladies man.

    but he can never find a date for his sister...
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:47 No.5732096
    fattau is the sister of faptau

    and does slick tau have any luck? he does have a very small penis, but drives a hammerhead with an extra-large railgun
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:47 No.5732099

    I'm sorry, it is out of our hands now...
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:49 No.5732111
    we need a drawfag, STAT!
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:50 No.5732113
    Are there any drawfags on right now?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:50 No.5732114
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    I will not be responsible for such a gross miscarriage of justice and further pollution of this board. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:51 No.5732122
    Just roll with it, man. People'll forget about it soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:51 No.5732124
    So is slick tau a seventies ladies man with tight pants or a fifties greaser?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:53 No.5732135

    good question...

    either one would work

    I like the idea of the slicked down top knot and tux

    but the greaser work also well.

    but he has to have slicked down hair and a VERY big railgun to compensate.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:54 No.5732138
    More specifically, it is the Adorable Lesbian Back-Hug, which rates second only to the Surprise Lesbian Tit-Grope as "Things that make me smile when I see them".
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)07:54 No.5732139
    Tux, oiled down hair, Hammerhead with huge railgun and railguns on his railgun.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:55 No.5732144
    A holster on his hip so the gun can be posed suggestively in every pic
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)07:55 No.5732146
    This thread has gone a bit off topic.

    The main question is, what do you think of the story and should anything be changed?

    I am writing this for /tg/ so I want /tg/'s opinion on it.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:55 No.5732149
    50s greaser, IMO.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:56 No.5732154
    Yo dawg we heard you like blowing away the ladies in town, so we put some phallic extensions on your phallic extensions so you can be slick while you're slick
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:58 No.5732165
    His hammerhead (his car for picking up chicks) should a huge extended and bulked railgun on top.

    he's compensating for something
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)07:58 No.5732167
    Looks pretty good to me.

    Hope to see the addenda soon.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:00 No.5732175
    >in a pinch
    Have you been spending too much time around Gnollbard lately?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:01 No.5732180

    I will start working on them. After those are done, then the second round of /tg/ submissions will start.

    If there is anything you want changed here, now is the time to ask.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:01 No.5732182
    That said, we need to get a drawfag on that picture of her in a sundress, stat.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:02 No.5732191

    Very true, but they might be concerned with the slicktau/fattau meme.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:06 No.5732205
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    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:06 No.5732206
    Stop ruining the thread with your attention Whore♥ing
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)08:06 No.5732208
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:07 No.5732212
    50's dapper slick tau is dapper
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:09 No.5732218
    Why am I reminded of a sleazy Wall Street trader?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:09 No.5732219
    Fat whores?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:09 No.5732222

    can you make the suit black? and with a tiger stripe tie? (or something equally stupid)(its a conversation starter)
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:10 No.5732228
    I require Sabra from the genesis tactical RPG Warsong. Calais is also aceptable. Good luck.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:11 No.5732235

    Maybe he is a slick used car salesman....

    "I have this devilfish here, barely used, a little old ethereal took it out once a week to preach about the greater good. Great condition!"

    *Slaps hand on devilfish*

    *drone falls off*

    "Did I mention it comes with removable drones?"
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:12 No.5732239

    meme has changed, slick tau is now used car salesman
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)08:12 No.5732240
    Gentlemen, I am happy to have assisted in the creation of this piece of awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:14 No.5732249

    stop it, we have a funnier meme going on
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:15 No.5732254
    The report could use a few more references/citations to previous Tau autopsies.

    Remarks on previously discovered facts about Tau anatomy, perhaps? After all, this isn't the first time Tau anatomy has been investigated.

    That's about all I can think of. Though personally I'm more interested in the post-investigation social experiments that'll be noted in the addenda.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:15 No.5732257
    File deleted.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:15 No.5732258
    Give us a fat whore fat enough to base Fattau on.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:17 No.5732260
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    Whups. Minor fix.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:17 No.5732263
    fuck yes
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:18 No.5732266

    >The report could use a few more references/citations to previous Tau autopsies.

    >Remarks on previously discovered facts about Tau anatomy, perhaps? After all, this isn't the first time Tau anatomy has been investigated.

    I only know of one (the ethereal one) but I will work on it. My idea is that this was the first one with a living tau female, which is why they interested in it.

    Remarks on previously discovered facts about Tau anatomy, perhaps? After all, this isn't the first time Tau anatomy has been investigated.

    >That's about all I can think of. Though personally I'm more interested in the post-investigation social experiments that'll be noted in the addenda.

    I will work on those too, I should have them out soon. Maybe later saturday or sunday with any luck.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:18 No.5732268
    There's something I like about the clinical detachment and the constant distaste for what he's having to do. Although I would recommend putting the anal/vaginal probe stuff toward the end, rather than the beginning. It's a little bit like raping someone before shaking their hand: pretty impolite, if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:18 No.5732269
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    I'll go back to avataring if you feel so strongly about it.


    I've been instructed to cease and desist.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:20 No.5732280
    so tau females apparently have multiple clitoral clusters. interesting, makes me wonder about eldar.

    delicious spesselfs
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:20 No.5732281

    fat tau is fat


    oh god is that cool, he is slick

    can you draw his hammerhead? (maybe with a tiger stripe camo design)
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:20 No.5732287
    No it is a cherry red convertible with white interior
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:21 No.5732289
    >I will work on those too, I should have them out soon. Maybe later saturday or sunday with any luck.

    Looking forward to it.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:21 No.5732293

    also good
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:26 No.5732318

    Could you do sundress Damiris?


    Makes them more alien and lets me make a joke about tau being not so well-endowed (and then the quip about railguns)


    Nice to hear


    At the beginning he is very detached, he cuts her without remorse and treats her as an object. Then he starts thawing off and her enthusiastic nature starts to entrance him. Next thing you know it, she is his "girlfriend," wearing a sundress and trying makeup on.

    I think the sex part works well at the best, because then he can run out of the room after concluding his report and take a cold shower. And it seems a bit anti-climatic to put the sex scene near the start.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:27 No.5732320
    Cool enough, but that's more like Wall Street Tau or Business Tau.
    OH YES. A beautiful meme is born!
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/05/09(Sat)08:28 No.5732325
    It's not a meme until it gets recycled until the origin is unknown.
    Right now, it's an awesome novelty.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:35 No.5732364
    Sounds fun. Off now. Later today maybe.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:35 No.5732365
    I think it would be funny if he started crying because of the guilt of fucking a xenos after he orgasms and she tries to comfort him
    >> Heretical GM 09/05/09(Sat)08:40 No.5732403
    John My thoughts on your ... Literature. In all the piece sounds like it is trying to be an investigative bit, but is also what it is. It is well enough written so as it evoke sexual imagery but would provide mostly for the rape fetishist. I hope that explanation is enough t work from.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:42 No.5732420
    That would be showing weakness in front of the xeno. And we can't have that now, can we?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:45 No.5732435
    >It is well enough written so as it evoke sexual imagery but would provide mostly for the rape fetishist.
    I...didn't get that from it. The rape fetishist part, I mean. I'm way off on the other side of the spectrum and I enjoyed it. Titillating without being spank bank material. There's a sense that if you could understand her she'd have lines like "Oh dear, I'm all tied up....what EVER are you planning?" with a coy smirk.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:51 No.5732464

    That happens later, at first he is overcome with guilt at enjoying it


    Well that is exactly what it is. It is a fapfic. It also a fapfic that is fun to read and has a lot more to it than just being a fapfic, but I will not try to ignore what it is at heart.

    I could write non-smutty stuff, but the smutty stuff is just more fun to write at the end of the day.

    But I don't like to write just porn or smut, that is boring. Even in the simplest pieces, I try to put some backstory in.


    Great to hear!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)08:51 No.5732470
    You ought to do a companion version from Damiris's perspective, that goes from fear to Fuck Yeah! I'm getting laid! Or how ever she handles it
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)08:54 No.5732492





    I don't want to, I think it would be too deriavtive (like doing the intro of apphia from the guardsman point of view), plus I want to make new stuff instead of going over old ground.

    Feel free to do an unofficial piece on it. It sounds like fun, but wait till the first addendum is done. it will make your job easier.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:06 No.5732555
    I think it would go something like:

    Damiris wakes up, fear, alone on the operating table.

    A guy starts touching her body, then cuts her lightly, then starts pleasuring her (removes her gag) and then investigates her ass. Gropes her breast and then starts doing weird stuff to her head.
    He resumes pleasuring her and then forcefully keeps her mouth open (here would be the first time that the scribe is actually enjoying it). Then he lets her masturbate and then starts fucking with her. How she feels in the end is going to be a mixed bag. But the in start it would be a mix of pleasure/fear/pain.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:09 No.5732577

    cool, could i write it or is only one person allowed.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:10 No.5732585

    Anyone could write it and for anyone who does want to write it, post here or e-mail me and I will answer any questions you have.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:14 No.5732603
    man, most of these threads dont make any sense, where's the plot progression? too much random debating man
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:17 No.5732621
    I fapped and I came.

    Do want a tau slavegirl.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:19 No.5732630
    On the topic of the addenda:

    I think that John ought to give more information as to HOW he managed to teach Damaris Gothic. Acclimating them to superior Imperial culture was his idea after all.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:20 No.5732637

    It all started in a thread asking about tau anatomy, so scribe John started "investigating" schlick tau. It turned into fapfic, but then I started expanding it into something bigger. So, so far it is a report on the anatomy of tau with several prefaces by different inquisitors (2 done by me), the main body (done by me), 6 addenda (exploring different topics, done by me) and then at the end there will be more /tg/ content. This here is the newest version of the main story rough draft, the preface rough draft can be found here:
    And the reason I am posting rough drafts and not finished work is so that /tg/ can add is opinions and thoughts along with some other content.

    Did I answer everything?
    >> Lion'el Richie is Crusading !HdbvGtoIhw 09/05/09(Sat)09:21 No.5732641

    Fun with Stockholm Syndrome!
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:23 No.5732661

    Don't we all now?


    I will, I should have a rough draft out soon. Then I will give them one final go-over and collect the /tg/ content. Then I will check the /tg/ stuff and send it off to my betas for the final sweep.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:26 No.5732675

    You don't need to troll my threads
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:30 No.5732695

    LOL But how come you don't know if she happy is?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:34 No.5732719
    Keep up the good work!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:42 No.5732758

    is that when you go to ikea too much or just eat too many of the little meatballs?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:46 No.5732779

    LOL ikea
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:46 No.5732780
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    This is not for the greater good.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:49 No.5732792

    If you can't impress with tau women with your bonding knife and try to compensate with absurdly large railguns it isn't our fault.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:51 No.5732802
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    Dude, low blow.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:53 No.5732814
    How can you even tell?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:54 No.5732824

    Sorry, I meant a bonding pocket knife, Humans have a bonding broadsord, plus we give them sundresses and makeup.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:55 No.5732829

    Now that was mean
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)09:57 No.5732841
    Abhor the xeno, mate.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)09:59 No.5732847

    I know, but there are low blows and then there are low blows.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:01 No.5732855
    Does seem like you'd be the expert in hitting below the belt.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)10:02 No.5732858

    What's that supposed to mean!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:04 No.5732871

    I think you know what it means...
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:09 No.5732896
    It means your reports are the subject of much mirth and surreptitious borrowing in the Archivatorium, Scribe.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:09 No.5732897
    moar pleez
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)10:12 No.5732905

    I've known that for a long time.

    It all started when an Inquisitor was browsing through the archives and he saw a slim leather bound notebook, inside it was filled with sketches of sisters doing various things to each other and notes about their nocturnal "prayers and rituals"

    Ever since then, my work has been passed around.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:18 No.5732947
    Q:What does a male Tau say when he fails to bring a female to orgasm?

    A: It was for the greater good!

    Come on, let us get some Tau have small dick jokes going.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:20 No.5732959
    john is a faggot.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)10:22 No.5732969



    That is mean
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:25 No.5732993
    >This evolutionary advantage explains why Tau males feel they must compensate and have developed an army strategy that involves shooting their enemies with extremely large and overly long weapons.

    This made me laugh really hard.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)10:27 No.5733001

    My favorite part
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:41 No.5733082

    me too
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:41 No.5733088
    Nice stuff.

    Maybe a further investigation into their sexual habits could be made? I see no need to change anything form what I'm seeing, but some tau cocksucking wouldn't be a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:44 No.5733106
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    >/tg/ - Erotic fanfiction
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:48 No.5733129
    I thought of soemthing.

    You made a point that tau women could have been swapped bewteen males in ancient history, but with their "Greater Good" it stopped. The Tau males have small dicks, and later on it's hinted they don't perform well.

    What if you could make a point later on, or anywhere, that Tau women might be sexually repressed?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)10:48 No.5733136

    Don't worry, I will go into Tau anal/blowjobs/oral, etc.

    Any particular requests and ideas for how to make it alien (like the triple trapping clits on the vagina with the esophagus sucking feel) vs well a female vagina
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)10:51 No.5733150



    The addenda will cover the psychological/cultural stuff that can't be covered in a physical anatomy investigation.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)10:59 No.5733195


    Maybe a long tongue for the blowjob? Double asshole? (One after the other) Urinates through the vagina? (and not urethra)
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:01 No.5733209
    could she deepthroat?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:05 No.5733227

    Maybe the anus could have muscles along the entire length, along with a smaller form of lubrication, used to facilitate the disposal of the hard Tau excretions.

    God why am I thinking about Tau poop.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)11:05 No.5733230

    Just list your ideas and I will take the ones I like to put into the story. Alien is good, but plausible too.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:08 No.5733245

    cool! does that mean she likes anal?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:13 No.5733286

    Now it looks like she is pooping in the original pic, thanks a lot for ruining it for me
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:14 No.5733299
    >Don't worry, I will go into Tau anal/blowjobs/oral, etc.

    I do not know how to feel about this.

    I mean I was thinking that 'kissing' might probably be an alien concept to the Tau.* Much less those things.
    *Mostly because I imagined a cute scene in my head where Damaris learns about human expressions of affection.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)11:31 No.5733421

    Of course, he will go into various sex acts, but will include enough Dawwww moments

    (such as her trying on cosmetics)

    Kissing is a good idea too

    Any others?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:36 No.5733459
    >Of course, he will go into various sex acts, but will include enough Dawwww moments

    "Interrogation" of the subject on Tau social norms followed by demonstration? Or an introduction to human sexual practices as part of her acclimatization to Imperial society?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:38 No.5733470
    >but will include enough Dawwww moments

    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/05/09(Sat)11:40 No.5733488
    I can't add anything meaningful to this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)11:44 No.5733533
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    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)11:46 No.5733548

    Once she learns Gothic, tau culture and psychology will get more forefront.

    She will find things in the imperium to be odd (and incur more dawww moments) and yes she is a hot blue alien space nymphoaniac.

    But the whole thing will be from his first person report perspective. Though if anyone wants to write sequels and seeing it from her angle, go ahead and do it. I will even answer questions and help you out.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)11:47 No.5733564

    Why not?


    I don't think the tau there are very dawwww
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:07 No.5733731
    when is this shit going to get done /tg/?
    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/05/09(Sat)12:09 No.5733742

    Because I really have nothing to say.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:17 No.5733803
    I wonder if by learning and speaking Gothic it would subtly change how she would think, I mean it must have different structural rules and completely alien concepts that will affect her if she actually knows enough to converse
    >> Lion'el Richie is Crusading !HdbvGtoIhw 09/05/09(Sat)12:17 No.5733805

    I find you odd, simply besace you go after the guys that call you a faggot.

    Why? Who the hell does that?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)12:24 No.5733879

    But what do you mean by that?


    That will happen


    Why go after me to begin with? Just because people insult me, doesn't mean I can't respond.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/05/09(Sat)12:26 No.5733891

    You are starting to sound like ELIZA.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:29 No.5733909

    Tau culture as presented in the fluff is very similar to 21st century human life. They have art, music, free trade, and cosmopolitan life. They also seem to have all the same emotions that humans have such as fear, honor, love, courage, etc...
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:31 No.5733923
    Ok, here's a dumb thought: Are Tau ticklish? :D
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:34 No.5733944
    I was just bringing it up because I have read that people who learn a language that is quite removed from their own sometimes claim it subtly changes how you think if you are thinking in it
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)12:35 No.5733954
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    Sorry, I meant do you mean it positively (it is good the way it is) or negatively (just leave it alone).

    I will work on not sounding like a computer

    By the way, The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)12:35 No.5733962
    I'll see what kind of addendum I can come up with, working from a Magos Biologis' perspective.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:36 No.5733966
    I just watched it violently rape a female tortoise
    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/05/09(Sat)12:37 No.5733977

    Neither positively (though as you know, I did like the report) nor negatively.

    Just that nothing I'll say will have a relevant impact on this thread or anyone who posted in it.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)12:39 No.5733991

    You can also try a preface if you want


    I know what you mean, hence the problems of newspeak


    I think right under their hooves


    I would say they have some culture similarities to humans, probably as much as orks or eldar.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)12:41 No.5734019

    I doubt that, I listen to every suggestion and comment made here.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)12:46 No.5734076

    Soon, next week probably will see the final version


    Please go on.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/05/09(Sat)12:48 No.5734093

    But I have no suggestions to make.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:48 No.5734100

    Really, the Tau are the closest things to humans out of all the other major alien powers. Here's an excerpt from the Tau codex (the previous first one):

    >Capt Dalmuertus' Testimony

    >"Well, see I have contacts with the Tau, and for xenos they treat you well enough. I've got to know this water caste merchant called Por'ui who's big on drinking and gossip, and whenever I visit Tau'n we get together to trade and talk."

    Come on, what other xenos can you go to the bar with? Maybe the Eldar, but even then...
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)12:53 No.5734138

    Human alcohol is poisonous to Eldar; their alcoholic beverage is a slightly changed Coke.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)12:53 No.5734147
    Fist it stated with him assaulting her by aggressively ramming after she rejected his advances. She was unable to escape because of his physical superiority. She timidly hunkered down in her shell unable to escape his advance. I was too far away to render aid so I watched in horror...There was a lot of moaning
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)12:58 No.5734189

    I know they are the closest (with eldar and orks nearby (excluding chaos of course)).

    But we also share about 25% of our DNA with a banana, make what you will of it.

    Tau would be more like humans, but they have enough things to make it odd and uncomfortable (mind control, the rigid caste system, brainwashing, etc.)
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)12:59 No.5734200

    >but they have enough things to make it odd and uncomfortable (mind control, the rigid caste system, brainwashing, etc.)

    So, being a Tau is like living in Nineteen Eighty-Four?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:00 No.5734205
    Like the empire isn't 1984ish
    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/05/09(Sat)13:01 No.5734210

    Tau is more like Brave New World.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:01 No.5734211

    The Empire?

    You mean the Imperium, or the Tau Empire?
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:01 No.5734218
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:01 No.5734219
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:04 No.5734242

    It is a dystopia (like every place in 40k), but it is more like the upbeat dystopia of Brave New World

    Alcohol is poisonous to us too
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:04 No.5734243

    The Imperium doesn't remind me of Nineteen Eighty-Four that much; it has the central figure, the unperson thing, and Thought Police, but that's it, I think.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:05 No.5734252

    I said alcoholic beverages; they aren't 100% alcohol, or it would kill us.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:05 No.5734254

    the Imperium wouldn't waste time like 1984 did to convert somebody, they'd just burn him alive
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:08 No.5734285

    Exactly; in Nineteen Eighty-Four, they killed Winston after they changed him into a mindless Party drone. Or, at least I think they did; the end mentions him being executed.

    Also, what is Brave New World like? I've heard of it, but I haven't read it yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:11 No.5734315
    More propaganda, more eugenics.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:13 No.5734329
    The Tau are Brave New World, which is considered the best dystopia to live in. I liked it, but not as much as 1984, which is very bleak and depressing.


    The Imperium is grimdark, just like 1984. They are both horrible dystopias which oppress mankind.

    But the Imperium is more medieval backwards/Inquisition/Witch-hunt than 1984 (though it does draw inspirations from it)
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:17 No.5734360

    Ah; I have to agree, John; it seems I'd enjoy Nineteen Eighty-Four more. I see Eighty-Four as a much worse place to live in, if you're a person like Winston and see the Party's deception.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:18 No.5734371

    Alcohol is a poison no matter what. Diluted it has some benefits, but it still is a poison.

    But then again, the chemists say.

    Everything is poisonous, it just depends on the amount.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:19 No.5734377

    Yep; even Oxygen.


    >I see Eighty-Four as a much worse place to live in, compared to 40k,

    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:19 No.5734382

    I read the summary of Brave New World, seems like the Tau are exactly that. I don't know why I haven't read this book yet; I've always heard good things about it.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:21 No.5734396

    Well, there is one major difference between WH40K and 1984: There are million Imperium worlds. While the majority of the worlds might resemble 1984, you still have thousands of other worlds possessing every possible type of human government.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:24 No.5734413

    Some people don't see a Brave New World as a Dystopia, I have met people who list it as Utopian literature.

    But the feel of 1984, being broken down, a boot stepping on the face of mankind and then loving big brother is what makes it such a strong piece of literature.

    Sadly, the movie they made of it in 1984 was done very well and captured the book, except for the end, where they screwed it up. Trying to leave a faint message of hope, which clashes with everything in the book. The ending of 1984 was perfect, there is no other way it could end.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:25 No.5734422

    The movie of Nineteen Eighty-Four made in 1984 didn't change the ending; you're thinking of the '56 one. I think, anyway.


    I see your point.
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)13:27 No.5734438

    ***Personal auto-scribe record of Magos Biologis Spidur, investigatory session 219-delta***

    Recording check. Confirming, vox-capture is active. This is Spidur, ident code 01011011000101, beginning investigation of the Tau prisoner designated as "Damiris," per Acolyte Johnathon.

    Let the record show that I oppose giving any xeno something that resembles a human name. Nevertheless, Inquisitor Verence requested specialized assistance for this investigation, and I shall do as I must.

    My role is to increase our knowledge of Tau anatomy and physiology. This was originally Acolyte Johnathon's task, but his purpose seems to have shifted in recent days. He seems more intent on gaining an understanding of the workings of the prisoner's mind and psyche than of its corporeal form.

    One might say that such an endeavor treads close to heresy. Of course, such words will not end up in my final report. My role here is secondary to that of the Inquisition, of course.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:27 No.5734444

    It is good, but it doesn't reach out and have a grip on you the same way 1984 does (or even Animal Farm, but too a much lesser extent).

    Well 1984 is the worst type of society that I can imagine and still run (won't collapse and produce goods)
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)13:28 No.5734449
    Enough digression. Bio-auspex suite is online. Visual and near-infrared scanners active. Ultrasonograph probes are functional. Neuromonitoring grid checks out. Testing longwave electromagnetic scanner...successful. I could gain far more information through vivisection, but I am under orders that the subject must remain alive and largely intact, so I will limit my work to minimally-invasive methods. Examination begins now.

    Subject is alert but does not appear agitated. An opaque visor has been placed over her eyes. Restraints have been placed to minimalize movement. Johnathon's reports indicate that he has removed the subject's restraints on several occasions. This seems unwise.

    The subject hears me approaching. Her head turns in my direction, although she can see nothing. Perhaps she believes that I am Johnathon; she certainly doesn't seem to fear him anymore, xeno-loving radical that he is.

    Strike that. This report is going to take a great deal of editing before it is fit to be presented to the Inquisition.
    >> Lion'el Richie !HdbvGtoIhw 09/05/09(Sat)13:28 No.5734454

    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:29 No.5734460
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    WE are more Brave New World than the Tau

    And the Imperium are not very 1984 really, they are space fuedalism who dip in to 1984 in some aspects maybe in some areas, but the Imperium is so large with such areas being governed entirely differently that saying one system is used is just incorrect. Sure there are overriders which can bring it to the default Imperium system with High Lords coming in and implementing controls, but it probably won't happen.

    Was going to post this image but it is too large for this board.
    It is a comparison of Huxley to Orwell and the modern day.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:30 No.5734468
    the Imperium is at least justified in what they do compered to the government in 1984
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:31 No.5734480

    The 1984 one did, subtly but clearly.

    He draws the 2+2= and then hesitates, showing the audience he is not lost yet.

    At this point he is supposed to be broken down completely and TRULY loves BB.
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)13:31 No.5734482
    I extend my hand and uncoil a mechadendrite bearing an ultrasonograph transducer. Her arms are held spread-eagle by the restraints, and I run the probe's tip down the inside of her forearm. Her bone structure is grossly comparable to that of a human, but the musculature is different, and it takes me several moments to find the vessel that I seek.

    I intend to do this properly, maintaining full-spectrum monitoring of the xeno's physical state. She flinches and lets out a stifled gasp as I slide a needle into what appears to be the prime artery of her forearm, but the pain is only momentary; it won't do to get her overly disturbed just yet. I take a sample of her blood for later analysis; do the Tau have an equivalent to adrenaline? If so, I will need a baseline for comparison. After this, I introduce a sensor through the needle, to give me a constant readout of her blood pressure. It reads slightly lower than human norm, at least for now.

    Next, the cardiac and brain-monitors, fingernail-sized bits of polymer with trailing wires that I apply to her chest and sides, forehead and temples. She murmurs something I cannot understand as I fix the leads in place. I wait for a full two minutes as I assess the waveforms I am detecting; they're very stable, indicating that she is experiencing no stress, but they are totally unlike anything that derives from a human structure. After some thought, I rearrange the cardiac leads, which results in a slightly more coherent picture. The xeno's heart is a strange thing indeed.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:33 No.5734492
    you can go to a bar with orks.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:39 No.5734520

    I don't find that bad; that's like the Fahrenheit 451 movie being a little lighter than the book.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:42 No.5734553

    The problem I had is that 1984 is SO good (beating out the other dystopian books by far), that little change hurt the ending (which is the best part).
    Without the ending the book would have not been as good as it is.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:44 No.5734565

    I find fa/tg/uys overreact to tiny changes; look at that one Army guy taken out of Horus' ship. I get he was bad ass for being there, but being replaced by a Custodes/Terminator makes sense. Why would he even be there in the first place?
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:48 No.5734596

    But did that tarnish the meaning and ruin the best part of the book?
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:49 No.5734605

    I find it doesn't; it's like reacting to an old memory.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:51 No.5734618

    Oh well, it's just the faint feeling of hope is so foreign in 1984 that it sticks out like a sore thumb.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:51 No.5734624

    So what is your plan at this point? When does it take place?
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:52 No.5734626

    I find it sticks out, but it doesn't completely ruin it.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)13:52 No.5734633
    >But we also share about 25% of our DNA with a banana
    It's 60%. Us and bananas are a lot alike.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)13:53 No.5734644

    It doesn't ruin it by itself, but it jars me out of the mood, which is ruining it for me.
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)13:54 No.5734653

    Still writing. I intend this to take place after the stuff you posted at the start of the thread, but before any of the d'aww content you plan on writing.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/05/09(Sat)13:55 No.5734664

    It was probably just a last minute change; I can see people finding it too dark, so they'd add a little hope. I don't find it that bad; of course, I don't react strongly to a lot of things.
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)14:00 No.5734695
    What are the weaknesses of the Tau? What are their limitations? What ways can they be harmed? These are the questions I seek to answer, but the most direct methods of testing them are forbidden to me. I must be subtle. I begin by making a catalogue of the alien's sensory system, using my neural monitors and a sequence of simple tests. I stroke thread-thin polymer filaments across her skin, seeing how much pressure I must exert before she can sense their presence, and employ vibratory oscillators to test indirect stimulation. Her fingertips prove exquisitely sensitive, her upper arms and shoulders less so, just as I would suspect. The skin of her face and lips is only moderately responsive, unlike a human's. As anticipated from Johnathon's report, her breasts have a great deal of sensory nerves as well, and her heart rate increases noticably as I examine them.

    Unlike the acolyte, I am uninterested in the pleasures of the flesh, and do not linger to see what further responses I can provoke. I work my way downward, across her taut stomach and beyond. Never let it be said that I am not thorough; I test the sensation potential of her genitals in detail, noting how her heart rate climbs and her breathing quickens. She moans something in her incomprehensible xeno tongue when finish that portion of the testing and continue down her legs, which prove to be relatively insensitive, much like her upper arms. My only finding of note during this was a particular spot on each of her feet, above and behind her forked hooves, which made her shiver strongly when touched and set off a sequence of brain activity, the meaning of which is unclear to me.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)14:01 No.5734702

    Is it?


    Well it is like adding an impurity to a dish, it doesn't ruin it, but you taste it and you can't say it was perfect or great


    Why though? The addenda are as much as part of the story as the main body. They just tell it in several ways I can't with a first person audio report.
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)14:05 No.5734744
    >>Why though? The addenda are as much as part of the story as the main body. They just tell it in several ways I can't with a first person audio report.

    Eh? What do you mean, "why?" I'm writefagging 40K porn, just like you are. There is no greater "why."
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)14:08 No.5734768
    >Inquisitor [NAME REDACTED BY INQUISITORIAL ORDER] watching my investigation sees no reason for me stop. She requests that I start greater research on the sexual nature of these bestial Xenos.

    > She requests that I start greater research on the sexual nature of these bestial Xenos.

    > She

    God dammit Chastity, stop fapping.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)14:19 No.5734879

    I meant why place it where it would be covered by more story


    Could be...
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)14:22 No.5734909
    >>I meant why place it where it would be covered by more story

    Don't know where else I would put it.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)14:23 No.5734914

    There is plenty of room after the addenda and they would only extend a couple of months past the story on this page
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)14:30 No.5734949

    Does that mean vivisection would become a possibility? >:3
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)14:31 No.5734966
    are you done yet
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)14:34 No.5734998
    After my story is done, you can do what ever you want. I personally would not like it (as Damiris is so cute) and it would go against my canon, but do it if you want to.

    However if you take a new Tau girl, then you go to town on her....

    It is getting there
    >> An enormous goddamn spider !IwSaFBbXVI 09/05/09(Sat)14:40 No.5735042
    >>(as Damiris is so cute)

    I do believe that's the whole point. Destroying something beautiful is more fun. And coming up with a different "totally not a direct copy guyz, this is original content!!11" Tau character wouldn't work well, I suspect.

    Anyway, I'll wait 'til you're done.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)14:42 No.5735058

    Here is an idea, near the end of the project, Scribe John receives his promotion and is moved to a new project (his next story). Damiris would go with him. And then you are left with the project under no ones direct supervision...

    Shuffle a bit of paperwork, grease a few palms, mistype in a box and then you have a strings free tu girl that you can go to town on and have no problems.

    "I was sent this Tau girl and it said vivisection on the transfer sheet..."
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)14:45 No.5735087

    You do have a point
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)15:44 No.5735622
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    Skulls and eagles never go out of fashion in the Imperium of Man.

    (Sorry if it seems I'm ignoring other requests for stuff like this, the simple truth is that this is easy and I'm lazy.)
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)15:49 No.5735672

    Great Stuff! Can I put it on DA? Any particular credit?

    The skulls and eagles definitely fit the imperium and would work with a sun dress (who else but the emperor guides our path)
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)15:58 No.5735768
    DA as you please; I'm still okay with no credit.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)16:02 No.5735816

    Thanks! And thanks again for the great pic!
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)16:21 No.5735989
    Awesome picture! She looks so cute, I understand John's Heresy now...
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)17:07 No.5736437
    Lol you've got quite an audience on gurochan, or so it seems.

    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)17:09 No.5736459

    Dear Lord, that is adorable.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)17:10 No.5736481
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    And then I remembered who this is we are talking about.

    Nice dress you picked, Scribe. I think she likes it.
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)17:11 No.5736499
    Man, they will be dissapointed that all his other stories arent guro
    >> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)17:12 No.5736507

    ... Not so adorable, but I love it.
    >> John 09/05/09(Sat)17:18 No.5736581

    Another great pic!
    Can I add that to DA?
    Her forehead/eyebrows look a little bit off.

    So it appears

    Probably, I only have written two guro-ish scenes so far. Chapter 2 of SoN and the end of my upcoming short story (should be out tomorrow if I skimp on Scribe John). The former is not heavily described and is left more to the imagination and the latter will be very brief (bolt pistol point blank to the head)

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