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    101 KB Bad Guy Quest 16 The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)21:45 No.5714126  
    Put your god damn bad guy caps on. Shit is going to get real (maybe). You just escaped from some sort of ape shit crazy mind fuck, nightmare landscape that is your subconscious. A mother fucking psychic psychiatrist invaded your mind. Through the power of your will (and maybe or maybe not the love of 3) you have gained your mental freedom and you even managed to create a wave disruptor to stop any other incoming psychic attacks (you think).

    But here's the question? How bad a dude are you? Are you bad enough to track down the Scientist who pulled this shit on you?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:46 No.5714142
    i shot him with my katana and he die
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:46 No.5714145
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:48 No.5714173
    So, did we save the previous threads?
    Because I think we forgot to save some of them on suptg

    anyway, let's check our inventory and see what we've got
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:48 No.5714175
    We should find and interrogate Charles Manson about his psychiatrist.

    That should give us some leads.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:48 No.5714180
    set up some machinery based on the devices used by brain surgeons and psychologists to monitor brainwaves. Design the machinery to point out particularly aberrant or powerful brainwaves.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:49 No.5714194

    Relax they're there. And this one shall be too. I promise not to fubar the tags again. I managed to do it right last time.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:55 No.5714258
    I actually think we're missing like, #14 or something...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:56 No.5714270
    Um .. lemme guess. The brain wave disrupter is some whacked out hat contraption, yes?

    It's not a head wear cat is it?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:57 No.5714283
    Well, since our base is extremely well protected against assassins (and hence poisons) we can only assume that this was induced fro ma long range... perhaps some sort of radio frequency tuned to our mind? Let's see if we can detect any strange radio signatures nearby, and where they lead to.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)21:58 No.5714298

    It's all there. The tags are screwed up ( I'm SORRY dammit! ) but you can go to the main archive & search from there.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros II 09/03/09(Thu)21:59 No.5714316
    Did you marry #3?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:00 No.5714326

    We're ( I'm? ) working on that. I think the plan involves a moon base or something.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:01 No.5714337
    Scan head for CHIPS.

    If CHIP, remove CHIP.
    If NO CHIP, Get some fucking CHIPS.

    And like, salsa. That shit is delicious.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:02 No.5714348
    Fuck yes Bad Guy Quest!
    Laugh diabolically!

    Are we still being drawn in high quality?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:02 No.5714349
    ah, ok, sorry for not getting that.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:03 No.5714353
    Could you give more information?
    > Save the English language on the Internet: www.аnоnтаㄥк.com/ICARE
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:06 No.5714397
    Call in our informants. What do lolibond and Sherloli think of this?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:06 No.5714400

    Stay on your toes guys! I think the Psychiatrist is spying on us!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)22:07 No.5714415
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    Damn, you must be the baddest ass dude if you can break grammar and logic like that!
    You send The Baroness Android to her computer station and call up Sherloli-Homes and Loli-Bond. Some fucking investigationg gets under way.
    God damn! Let's Check.

    You have:
    3 bases
    -Secret base under the sand.
    -A fucking floating pyramid that shoots lava.
    -And underwater base.

    You have a fuck ton of loli bots that I refuse to list anymore.

    You got minions, lasers, nuclear warheads, poison gasses, a mutating virus that can turn everyone on the Earth into a Loli.

    You have magma cannons strong enough to flood the earth and a tube of nano bots that will turn the earth into gray goo upon your termination.
    I decided to only draw "high quality" if I want to post extremely slow. At most, I'll do it when it seems appropriate.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)22:09 No.5714434
    I think you guys are working up to it.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:10 No.5714449

    ( Also an FTW button a-la BoatMurdered style. And one hawt hawt hawt base AI. We have plans for her as well, involving the moon )
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:11 No.5714456

    We are. We still need a moon base and a bunch of nukes.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:15 No.5714506
    Go spend some time with Raven, then go get some apples for the twins.

    We did, after all, sort of promise ourselves we'd do it. In a roundabout way.

    Also, whats the status on the loli anime? Has it gone to air yet? We'll want to see what we can do about getting it translated and distributed throughout the world using our media contacts, ASAP.

    How prevelent are our candies? Are we number 1? Can mankind not do without our delicious tasty sweets? If we're not there yet, redouble our efforts.

    And lets get some safety protocols for our dreams so this doesnt happen again, shall we? Build a bed that can detect such things and forcibly wake you if it reads that something like that is happening. 3 was monitoring everything, she should be able to provide the info necessisary.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:15 No.5714507

    Why does everyone badmouth the Floating Pyramid Doom Fortress? It's what would happen if Egyptian dwarves with access to 23rd century technology designed a necron monolith! That's fuckawesome!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:16 No.5714526
    Ask #3 to run a check on the internet for what happened to you - we might be dealing with another scientist with a fetish, so this might be widespread.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:18 No.5714546

    Seconding the apples thing. That last little adventure was a bastard. I'd think it effected us a little.

    Otherwise, let's get cracking!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:18 No.5714550
    Use our control over the world's media to find other people who have experienced similar dreamlike symptoms. Say we're doing some sort of clinical test. See if any patterns form in the number and whereabouts of responses.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:19 No.5714559

    No! Do not! Remember what happened last time? If we must let Baroness handle this.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:22 No.5714596
    Ah, right, sorry.
    Spend time with Raven while building an anti-nightmare bed or whatever sounds nice to me.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:26 No.5714647
    I still think we should take a look at the freakiest mental criminal we can find. There's gotta be some leads there.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:26 No.5714649
    Proceed to launch missiles with goo warheads at every wonder of the world. Declare yourself the new wonder, as you have harvested the energy of the previous wonders upon their destruction. " I AM NOW THIS MANY WONDERS OF THE WORLD!" Oh, and get on building a soul sucking machine that will allow you to absorb the spirits of inanimate objects, people, and things. Construct a superpowered body physically superior to your own. transfer minds, aborb spirits.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:27 No.5714666

    We'll found a cult of Slaanesh later.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:29 No.5714683
    We've been over this. We are men of SCIENCE! souls are just religious mumby jumbo.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:33 No.5714734

    Maybe so, but what is a soul if not the life energy that gives us sentience. Basically your sucking the skill, and intelligence out of people along with their miscelaneous emotions to use for your own ends. Science need not be limited by ones ignorance of the greater mysteries.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)22:40 No.5714826
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    You spend time with Raven (Pictured), give some fruit to the twins who seem confused about it (Not Pictured).

    You Loli anime is doing just as good as you would expect, considering it's in Japan.

    You hear America might pick it up as the newest fad to come from Japan.

    You're the 3rd highest candy sales in the world. Soon it will be ready...

    Who's bad mouthing the pyramid?
    This seems a bit vague. You sure you want to send her out without a real clue to follow?
    You send up a small bulletin to not attract too much attention while still getting what you need, you can most likely expect result within the week.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:41 No.5714846
    >Basically your sucking the skill, and intelligence out of people along with their miscelaneous emotions to use for your own ends.
    Thats what we do with our defeated foes. We take all that and put it into a loli. Doesnt have anything to do with souls. Just nice, non-religious unholy super SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:42 No.5714856

    HEY it, it could happen. Come on now. Theres, no need to lau- stop that right now. Tha- Its rude is what it is. Do you think the atomic bomb would have been considered science in the victorian era? Oh damn it all your not even listening. Just you wait, I will absorb all the spirits of the earth, and the winds and water and flame. You SHALL rue this day, you and your loli's and your floating magma spewing death pyramid!

    Although it really is rather chipper I may just keep the pyramid...

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:43 No.5714865
    >You sure you want to send her out without a real clue to follow?


    We need some clues. Some leads. We need to go on the offensive!

    Scan for stories of prisoners used in psyc. research.

    This one had to get some practice in somehow.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:44 No.5714879
    Well, the idea was that your enemy might have a fetish for this and tried to get more of dream-entering going on.
    True, the idea that all our enemies are morons might not be a good idea, so maybe this isn't a good idea to go on.
    >> DR. METICULOUS !!Uzz7VwxPVy2 09/03/09(Thu)22:44 No.5714880

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:46 No.5714909


    We either found the Psychiatrist or ..

    Are any of our remaining enemies into cults & stuff?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:46 No.5714921
    We're the goddamn BEST dad ever.
    Build anti-nightmare bed, then tell Raven a bedtime story to put her to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:47 No.5714924
    Build Robotic Puppy
    >> J 09/03/09(Thu)22:48 No.5714943
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    GENTLEMEN, I have a plan, Feast your eyes on this *Shows image*
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)22:48 No.5714949
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    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:49 No.5714957
    >You hear America might pick it up as the newest fad to come from Japan.

    Not good enough. Buy more media ties. We will force this down people's throats like pokemon! Start making tie-in video games. Increase toy production. Start localizing to every corner of the world! Spare no expense!
    -Get some big budget movies like Determined Minion vs The Wolfman in progress.
    -Start selling 3-approved software and hardware. It will be twice as efficient and half as cheap. We'll sell it at cost if we have to. Free to educational institutions and government organisations the world over.Of course, we'll promise to fix that small backdoor that allows us access in the next patch...
    - Have our puppy produce some miracle cures we can donate to needy world powers. FIX AIDS.
    - Release revolutionary new prostetics -> CURE BLINDNESS.
    - Do something kickass cool with lasers. I dunno... free laser pointers to everyone in the world. Something like that.

    We've not been taking advantage of our recently aquired resources, Scientist. The world awaits.
    >> DR. METICULOUS !!Uzz7VwxPVy2 09/03/09(Thu)22:50 No.5714970

    I... Wait you turn them into... Loli's? As in Lolita loli's? Does this "Scientist" not have a daughter? MEIN GOTT that disgusts me. I have to do something!

    *calls social services*
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:51 No.5714980
    Our inability to have daughters is our driving motivation for REVENGE! Elizabeth took away our familly... so now we're building our own. One super-subservient version of our enemy at a time...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:51 No.5714982

    I say. This one seems to be prime loli material.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:52 No.5714993
    i see your new here
    >> DR. METICULOUS !!Uzz7VwxPVy2 09/03/09(Thu)22:54 No.5715010
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    Kepe your grasping hands away from me. HAVE AT THEM MY EMBODIMENT OF THE ESSENCE OF TERRA!

    *hack wheeze*

    I really must find a better name for them...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:54 No.5715013

    You've basically conquered the world. But now you have to worry about something else.

    Something DISTANT.

    Something... well, less sinister than you, obviously.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)22:55 No.5715031
    We could flood the world's peer reviewed psychiatric rags with a story about a new method of marketing that induces discretionary spending in mass markets. While hinting that is needs some work to perfect & is incomplete.

    It's gonna take a lot of money to bribe our way into such channels.

    And then see who has the most interest in our new method. With that ... let's see what we hook?
    >> DR. METICULOUS !!Uzz7VwxPVy2 09/03/09(Thu)22:56 No.5715040

    I say, aliens? Are they the friendly sodomize your cow kind or the rape/pillage/turn you into a ravening egg zombie kind?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)23:11 No.5715216
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    And... done. Honestly with you vastly improving most of the worlds populations way of life, you gain several humanitarian rewards. Considering you cured AIDS and blindness, it's almost impossible not to have a ton of good effects happen.
    Interesting. You go ahead and pay a rather generous bribe for the magazine to host your article. I assume you'll want a different contact name instead of yours?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)23:13 No.5715244
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    What is this? I don't even...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)23:18 No.5715286
    >... different contact name instead of yours?

    Yes. Royal Psi corp, or maybe just "Amway" or something. We could even openly admit we are using a pseudonym to prevent the appearance of attempted fame for financial gain. Or to otherwise protect our "tenure" since the method is incomplete ( we're faking being a research psychologist or something )
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)23:19 No.5715300

    Yes. Now we need an alias. Hmm. How about Meticulous? Dr. Meticulous?
    That name is so ridiculous that nobody would think we are behind it.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)23:26 No.5715396
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    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)23:29 No.5715432

    Aww, shucks. Thank you, I have my moments. Sooo. Did Sherloli and Lolibond find anything interesting?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)23:30 No.5715453
    Polite bump & waiting developments.
    >> DR. METICULOUS !!Uzz7VwxPVy2 09/03/09(Thu)23:35 No.5715506

    I- Wha- You- UNHAND MY TITLE KNAVES! Surely you would not stoop to such unscrupulous practices such as fraud nad libel? I want nothing to do with your psychiatric mumbo jumbo. I, DR. METICULOUS, shall show the WORLD that psychiatrists are completely unnecessary and even DANGEROUS! Yes, that is my plan... I actually wish I could take that back now, yelling my plan across this "interweb" is not a good start...
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)23:43 No.5715612
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    It appears going by the name of Dr. Meticulous has in fact, made it easier for the psychiatrists who read said magazine to respond. Some of their responses are pretty negative and involve certain words normally not used in polite or even rude society.

    Concerning you commercials for the "study" on people with odd dreams, you get a shopping list of freaks and nightmare prone individuals. Darn, sorting through all of this may take a while.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)23:47 No.5715648

    Sick Baroness on it. We have better things to do. Did we design and build that anti-nightmare bed already?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)23:48 No.5715657

    The responses we are interested in are the legitimate requests for more information & offers to help.

    We're gonna have to spend some time sifting the more promising prospects in the freak show too. Any criminals or other throw away people in there? We're guessing these were experimented on.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/03/09(Thu)23:55 No.5715774
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    >> The Spy 09/04/09(Fri)00:01 No.5715826
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    I will then proceed to send random "tremors" through the Network, just to fuck with you.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:02 No.5715833

    Yah, well, I'm sure Three is amused.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:05 No.5715870
    Oooh is that that memory foam stuff? I hear those are super comfortable.

    Its been a while since we've told them to get to work right? How are our two investigators doing? Call them up an demand results.

    If bond doesnt have anything for us... well... she knows the price for failure...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:05 No.5715877

    If nothing else, 40k has taught us that sticking skulls on damn near everything makes it less scary.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:08 No.5715898
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    Caught, killed, Lolified.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:08 No.5715900

    Yah. Random inconvenient calls from us at all hours of the day & night.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:09 No.5715919
    Better check the security cams at MI6 first. Make sure she's not too busy...

    If you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:09 No.5715920

    That'll teach him to sap our sentries.
    >> That one Techpriest 09/04/09(Fri)00:10 No.5715927
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    Do tell me, How did you get a decoy to become semi-intelligent?
    >> J 09/04/09(Fri)00:13 No.5715963

    May I suggest, the best way to find this "Psyker" is to invade his mind. You could build a "Neural Augmenter Band" to increase your brainpower to match his. Go to sleep unprotected, with the device active, when he attacks turn the tables on him. You should then be able to rape his mind for his current location. Be shire to have a phase you can speak that will cause you to awaken.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:13 No.5715967
    Didnt we agree to not get these sort of non-cannon characters credence in a previous thread.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:13 No.5715978
    Spies get decoys now?
    >> That one Techpriest 09/04/09(Fri)00:15 No.5715996

    When your not in a universe of your own doing, its best to improvise. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more consoles to hack.

    `Bows, and promptly disappears`
    >> Engie 09/04/09(Fri)00:15 No.5716002
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    His sacrifice was not in vain. While he was getting sapped, I planted a mind-teleporter in your loft so my patron can get back to sappen your brain.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:16 No.5716024
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    You were already chatting with Bond, Horo, and 3.

    Bond seems a little stressed. Than again, your calls normally aren't comfortable for her.

    >>This is serious business.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:17 No.5716034
    Awaiting promising leads ...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:21 No.5716079
    I dunno. We need to get a lead on this freak.

    What about our Scottish man-o-war? Maybe it's time for him to do another "betrayal" .. have him seek "counseling" for his drinking problem. See who snatches him up?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:22 No.5716085
    "Hello my dearest bond. How is daddy's little girl? Enjoying your time at MI6? Have you met any boys lately? Did you hear about our recent humanitarian awards? Arent you proud of us? We couldnt have done it without your support. So tell us... any idea who this mystery psychiatrist could be, or how they could have gotten into MY mind? If you don't know after all the time we've given... well, its ok. We understand that you're a little boy crazy. If you'd rather be trying to get into some cute boy's shorts, well, we not only encourage you to follow your heart like that... we insist...

    But I digress. You had something to report?"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:23 No.5716105
    tell her what a good girl lolibond is
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:26 No.5716144
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    "Do you take classes to sound this completely creepy?"

    Loli Bond shift uneasily.

    "I haven't been able to find out anything. You didn't give a name, number, or even a vague idea of where whoever launched this attack on your mind from."
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)00:31 No.5716199
    Where's Nanny Minion at? We should Make sure Sherloli and Watson-loli are being good while we were gone.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:33 No.5716224
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:33 No.5716226
    "You know just as much as we do dear. Come now, isnt this your job to find these things out? You have access to all of MI6, surely there must be some info on mind control capable individuals... You disapoint me bond. You know the cost of failure. Next time I call I want either results or a list of potential boys for you to start holding hands with.

    Sherloli, I hope you're doing better? Has having a nany helped you at all? Maybe I'd best get bond here one...'

    Sherloli, what do you have for us?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:34 No.5716237
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    I've said it once. I'll say it again: this is basically who we've devolved into at this point. All that remains is to kidnap Loli GEoM and get our asses handed to us by a magical girl with a laser cannon.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:38 No.5716288
    Hold on. Get a psi analyzer and examine our brain for any traces of psi acticity, then start work on a machine that can scan for this signature(Like X-men's Cerebo) He couldn't be THAT far away from us when he zapped out brain.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:38 No.5716295
    build a puppy, like an actual puppy for the other girls. In fact build three
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:39 No.5716314

    You say that like Jail Scaglietti wasn't awesome.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:41 No.5716339
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    Killed his sentry, his supply bot, his first born, him and then Lolified him.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)00:42 No.5716352
    You're so awesome Scientist.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:42 No.5716358
    Of course we attend classes in sounding completly creepy. We want to be the best father we can be after all, and what better way to do that then to ensure that our little girl is blossoming into a beautifull flower of womanhood? As punishment for your failure, Command: increase likelyhood of blushing in the presence of boys by 30%. Command: increase likelyhood to accept male advances by 10%. Command: Write a secret love note to a boy you are close to."
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:43 No.5716365
    Get in touch with our underworld contacts & put out a contract on every "Herr Doktor" in the book.

    Also every hair doctor. As you can see they never did us any good.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:44 No.5716372
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    Oh ye of little evils sure you're eccentric but c'mon where's the slaughter?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:44 No.5716373
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    Sherloli-Horo points alittle off camera and tilts the frame so you can see the Nanny minion way back, waving.

    Bond looks a little if not entirely disturbed.

    Sherloli-Horo smiles. "I don't know a single thing."

    A little confused on why she would smile, you wait to see if she says anything else.

    "This is going to be a fun mystery!"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:45 No.5716388
    Too lenient. Have her simply fall in love with the boy she's closest to.

    Heck. I say we make her fall in love with the next boy she sees, but that's just plain evil.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)00:45 No.5716395
    Do this.
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    Bloody wanker, here is a long range lobotomy for you and your little freaks. *POW* Death to bloody pedos.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:46 No.5716408
    Can't you just put in a normal request instead of being theatrical?
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)00:46 No.5716409
    inb4 loli
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:48 No.5716426
    Curses. Well, let's say our ta-tas and go check on baroness.

    Actually... Hmm... I bet he'll attempt to strike again. Probably while we next sleep. He may not know about our bed though. Make sure it monitors the sources of any sort of evil beams that may come in. If Baroness fails to find anything, we can always try to use ourself as bait.

    Also, we scanned for chips and stuff inside our brain right?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:48 No.5716427
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:48 No.5716433
    Well, ok, go with the psi-scan thing. That has to be heavy-duty mindbending to get into your head. Also ask #3 what the whole deal with the apple was.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:49 No.5716443
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    "Where is Herr Doktor?"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:50 No.5716462
    Have Nurse put a chip in our head that will monitor and record any and all dreams or unusual activity. This will give 3 a nice little back door into our subconcious and hopefully provide us with some sort of weapon against future mental attack. We can observe our dreams later and search them for clues.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:52 No.5716485
    i like they way this man thinks, anyway i think that we should look into other mad scientists or supervillians,
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:52 No.5716486
    Can we trust nurse with that? She was just converted.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:54 No.5716507
    She is incapable of disobeying us... but just in case maybe we'd best have 3 and the others watch over the operation.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:56 No.5716529
    We best memorize some mental defense just in case.

    "Tenser, said the Tensor; tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun."
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:56 No.5716530
    Guys, guys, guys. I've got it.
    Put out an add for a psychologist. Like, say we've been having nightmares lately and we're looking for the worlds most brilliant psychologist to fix us. Them being open to extremely experimental methods is a plus.
    no way our target would be able to resist becoming our 'personal headshrink' and getting a chance to fuck with us up close and in person / gloat over us.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)00:59 No.5716557
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    Nah, I think I'll just turn you into a pile of ash instead.

    Your programming is pretty rigid and absolute. Do you wish to have her do the surgery?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)00:59 No.5716562
    "Renowned Humanitarian Seeks Mental Help"
    It won't be good for our image, and the interview process could take a while... but it does sound like the sort of thing that would flush this guy out.
    Assuming of course, he's not too smart for it.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)00:59 No.5716563
    This is a good move.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:00 No.5716568
    And finally,

    Weren't we having some trust issues with Quasi Baroness last?

    How good has our sigint been anyway?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:02 No.5716595
    >>This will give 3 a nice little back door into our subconcious

    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:02 No.5716600
    Do it, but make sure we go over the plans first in order to make sure that its all tight. We'll run it by 3 as well. She specialized in human-computer brain transference, so she'll probably have some interesting insite. Start a clone of our brain though, just in case. We may need the tissue. And best make a perfect recording of our current mental imprint too, so that we can copy our memories / sense of self over to said brain if anything goes wrong.

    Also, take raven aside, and tell her that if anything goes wrong... she's in charge of avenging our death and unleashing our various doomsday devices upon the world.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:03 No.5716605
    Instead of a surgically implanted chip, make a device that detects and interprets electromagnetic pulses in the brain remotely.

    Anyway, we should also be trying to analyze the dream we've already had. It could give us some clue.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:04 No.5716620

    Not happy with these plans but this anon has me sold. Ok, seconding this.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)01:04 No.5716624
    Another very good plan.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:06 No.5716648
    What do we do with this brain/imprint if we survive?
    We shall call her loli-me...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:07 No.5716656

    no No NO!

    Lolify first then shoot questions .. er ..

    Lolify last after shooting later .. no.

    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:07 No.5716658
    one of your henchmen just spilled something they shouldn't have on an iguana. YOU NOW HAVE A 2 HEADED GODZILLA DESTROYING YOUR HAWAIIAN ENTERPRISE.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)01:17 No.5716773
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    As an exact opposite, the surgery is slow. Meticulously slow.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:19 No.5716806
    I think thats crossing the line between "dude with a theme" and "sexual deviant"

    If we build a "loli-me" we store it in stasis in a super secret antarctic base to be activated upon our death with the intention of finishing where we left off. An "extra life" if you will.
    We do NOT need the competition, and honestly? It would be really fucking creepy.

    I do want to see what it would look like though.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:21 No.5716841
    I still think we should just put a cap in every Freudian freak we can find.

    Still, random questionable surgery in times of crisis is fine too.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:23 No.5716890
    Are you saying the expert in cybernetic modification is not an expert surgeon? How does that work?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:26 No.5716930

    Some quests operate under the "Rule of Cool."

    This one uses "Rule of Fool" for broad stretches at a time.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:27 No.5716948
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:30 No.5716983
    Lets cross our fingers, guys.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)01:31 No.5717009
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    "Expert" doesn't mean "Fast". Then again, with the more accurate cyborg arms of her Loli-body, it at least cuts the surgery time in half. A few hours later you wake up and pull on your mask. The back of your head is immediately itchy.

    You reach to scratch and Number 4 clears her throat. "Don't scratch at it."
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:33 No.5717035
    Well, I guess that means we're going to have to put one of those plastic cones around our neck.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/04/09(Fri)01:35 No.5717063
    We should gather our daemons and charge the spa-

    Oh wait, wrong thread.

    We have SCIENCE! We can do that plastic cone one better.

    Titanium Neck Cone.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:36 No.5717068
    Eeet feels eethchy.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:37 No.5717087
    Check for disfiguring scars
    >> That one guy from Texas !!3GgUvHS8Soj 09/04/09(Fri)01:38 No.5717103
    I don't think it'd be easy to see through titanium.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:39 No.5717112

    Git Three in here to whack us on the knuckles with a ruler .. "Quit that."
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:40 No.5717128
    Have one of the lolibots hand around to yank our hands down when we try to scratch.
    So...do we just wait and see now?
    >> A CAKE 09/04/09(Fri)01:41 No.5717148

    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:42 No.5717164
    I wouldn't believe that cake. I believe it's a lie.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/04/09(Fri)01:43 No.5717174
    That cake reeks of a trap.

    It is bomb. I know this.
    >> Evil Rival 09/04/09(Fri)01:53 No.5717323
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    Unfortunatly, one of your lolis has a sweet tooth and takes a bite of the delicous cake. This triggers the bomb trap and blows her apart.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)01:53 No.5717324
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    Well it does feel a tad uncomfortable, considering it does in fact itch.
    It was a pretty clean surgery.
    Sounds far better than a cone.

    This practically shrieks: "I'm a trap to kill you".
    >> Poor stupid minion 09/04/09(Fri)01:54 No.5717338
    Oooh, a cake! I shall eat this cake!
    >> GOLLY-GEE 09/04/09(Fri)01:54 No.5717342
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    GOLLY GEE! That cake sure was a lie!

    Oh HI THERE, I'm your new guide to the wonderful world of evil!

    I sure do hope we get along, Mister! It will be a swell time!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:55 No.5717353
    Let's take some LSD and have fucked up dreams about 3
    >> Arcbound 09/04/09(Fri)01:58 No.5717390
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:58 No.5717393
    "I dream of Three with the floaty blue hair .. la dee dee DAA dee DAA"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:00 No.5717419
    Lets take a sleep on our bed to test it.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)02:00 No.5717428
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    What an adorably meager explosion.
    >> GOLLY-GEE 09/04/09(Fri)02:02 No.5717468
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    That sure was a blast wasn't it?

    Teeheehee I made a pun! Sure was witty of me!

    So what evil are we going to do today!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:08 No.5717553
    He's best at making machine work with fleshy bits. Surgeon makes the fleshy bits work together.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:09 No.5717578
    Lets review what we are going to do.
    1. Troll for head-shrinks that can cure rare disorders in an attempt to lure out our enemy.
    2. Go to bed with our special mind amplifier so we can fuck over whoever messed with our mind.
    3.Anything else?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:11 No.5717593

    Go to bed with Three ..
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:11 No.5717602
    Well, we could try analyzing our dream for clues.

    Anyone remember what the fuck happened there?
    >> GOLLY-GEE !na1byG1GU. 09/04/09(Fri)02:13 No.5717629
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    Why not me?

    I bet we could have some smacking fun in the 'ol sack, chap! I make a killing of a ring-a-roo if you know what I mean.

    Gee Willikers, did I just say something like that aloud?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:13 No.5717630
    That sounds good.
    1. Got blunderbuss from #3
    2. FOund demon Raven under bridge, left her(?)
    3. Got apple in our pack(What is this?)
    4. FOudn tree with two lolis stuck in it, tried to bite apple and burned our mouth.
    5. Got chasedby monster/enemy and was rescued by #3
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:17 No.5717679

    It may have been a pear. Most likely it was an unidentifiable generic fruit.

    Note to self: Do NOT bite Three.

    That's pretty much all we learned.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:21 No.5717713
    Ask #3 for any insights, such as what was with the fruit?
    I vote for going to bed and at least trying to fuck over the psi guy with our new equipment.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:22 No.5717729
    But first, download an obscure gaming system from the internet and memorize it. That should put our dreams in unfamiliar territory, which will give us a chance to get the upper hand if we adapt faster than the psychic.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:23 No.5717739
    Dark Heresy
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:24 No.5717755
    Scientist mah boi and whatnot.
    >> Number 3 !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)02:25 No.5717767
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:29 No.5717818
    Plus a tracer in case he bolts. Then we can send over Highlander-loli to wreck his shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:29 No.5717820
    I repeat: do NOT bite Three.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:30 No.5717824
    Note to self: ALWAYS remember to flush the cybertoilet
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)02:30 No.5717825
    Oh throne thats hot.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:30 No.5717827
    Oh man, at first I thought we were back in that alternate reality matrix thing. Now I'm kinda disapointed.

    Then >>5717767
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:31 No.5717834
    We've mucked around too much anyways. Time to go for the throat!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:31 No.5717841

    "Mademoiselle Decompiler."
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:33 No.5717861
    >Serious Buisness
    >> GOLLY-GEE !na1byG1GU. 09/04/09(Fri)02:35 No.5717876
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    Oh alright... I need to recharge anyways.

    I will be back, mark my words!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:37 No.5717909
    Do it anyways.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:44 No.5717974
    I must say, our current oppontent is quite the slippery fish. He seems to be dodging our every typical measure of persuit. We've come to the point of jepordizing our good name and waiting for him to strike again. We may have a moriarty-level mastermind on our tail!

    What fun. He'll make a lovely playmate for Horomes when we're done with him.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:45 No.5717991
    Just to be sure... we're butlerfying this one, right?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:46 No.5718002
    Well /tg we need some brilliance here. Everything else has so far flat out failed.

    And all we have to show for it is an eetchy scar.

    I think the only bait he's gonna go for is ourself.

    I don't like this. I really don't.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)02:49 No.5718041
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    Oh god!
    I think we'll butterfly the Golly Gee business, if butterfly is the word for saying it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:50 No.5718049
    I meant we're turning the psychiatrist into a butler, but yeah, that works.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)02:51 No.5718053
    Oh shit. I misread it entirely.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:52 No.5718068
    I love you Three.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:52 No.5718069
    just when you think she couldn't get any hotter.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:52 No.5718073
    We can decide what to do with him once we catch him.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:53 No.5718088
    Suddenly butterflies.

    Whelp I guess we've gone to dream land again.

    "oh la nom EXIT ba doo moa DOOR la bee moom"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:54 No.5718089
    Lets get on this.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)02:55 No.5718100
    Wow. I'm turned on.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:56 No.5718112
    Weren't we going to lure him out by issuing a request for an expert therapist because we have severe mental problems and need experimental therapy? Have we done that yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:59 No.5718123

    I was hoping it would not come to that.

    This was one of the ideas, yes.

    I don't like. I don't like it at all.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:59 No.5718124
    scientist, i love 3, i love her to death.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)02:59 No.5718130
    Lets um... be discrete about this... you know... make sure the right circles know about it... but nothing that would leak out to the public.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:03 No.5718155
    We all do, anon. We all do.
    >> Well what's this? The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)03:05 No.5718169
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    "Hey Dad..."

    Raven walks up to you on her own accord for once. Carrying a large plastic cage in her arms, she lifts it up so you can a spider.

    "Can I keep it?"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:06 No.5718175
    BBEG cancels world conquest: interrupted by bad dream.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)03:06 No.5718180
    So you can SEE a spider. Oh yeah, it's definitely about that time.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)03:07 No.5718183
    Yes a thousand time yes. Just make sure 3 gives her the okay as well. It's important to let her on family matters.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:07 No.5718189
    Is it some sort of carefully designed bioweapon? A tiny killer spider robot, disguised as an innocent hobbyist's pet? Raven, you really must be more specific than "it".
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:07 No.5718190

    *look closely*

    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)03:08 No.5718194
    It's cool. I'm way past that part as well.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:08 No.5718196
    Well, seeing as you allready have a terarium...
    you can, young lady, but you have to take good care of, and feed and water it as much is required. If you don't take care of your pets we'll turn it into giants and mount lasers on them.

    And don't let it get out and loose into the base. Who knows what'll happen.

    Better run some scans on it... make sure its not some kind of freaky brain spider or robot spider or whatever...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:09 No.5718205
    Just out of curiosity... did you just find this spider, in the base, complete with plastic lair?

    and umm... do you have a name for it?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:12 No.5718220
    Wait. Wasn't one of our rivals a spider dude?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:14 No.5718229
    Wait...bad guy scientists...


    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)03:15 No.5718237
    The Monarch is pleased.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:18 No.5718274
    -Biomechanic design.
    -Advanced psychotherapies still in testing.
    -Gene splicing.
    -Reptiles and ways in which we could apply their adaptations to modern uses.
    -New surgical techniques not even dreamed of.
    -Laser technologies
    -Human to computer A.I. Interface technology.
    -Poisons, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:18 No.5718275
    Are we a Monarch dreaming we are a butterfly? Or are we spider dreaming ..

    Aw man. This is gone all weird like.

    Maybe we should just pack up & go to the freaking moon.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:19 No.5718284
    >-Poisons, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects!!!

    Have this spider tested for poisons immediatly.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:20 No.5718291
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/04/09(Fri)03:21 No.5718301
    Smart man.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:24 No.5718317
    Ask Raven where she found it. Explain to her that one of our enemies deals in spiders and we can't be too careful at this juncture. Start doing bioscans of the base, do we have a bug problem? Tell our puppy to whip up some poison resistance drugs, stat.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:27 No.5718339
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    A bug problem you say?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)03:28 No.5718346
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    Number 3 leans in when Raven lifts the cage. Blinking confused you see the word 'searching' flash in front of her face for a few seconds. Leaning back a little confused, she turns to you.

    "This spider... It's not on the database."
    "...I found it in the hallway. I was thinking of naming it 'midnight' or 'Black Death'. I think the names sound cool you know? "
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)03:30 No.5718359
    It's not on the database or IN it for that matter.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:32 No.5718380
    >-Gene splicing.
    >-Poisons, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects!!!

    Is it possible that 2 of them teamed up?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:34 No.5718396
    It might be a threat. We're going to have to run some tests on it. Let Raven keep it in her room between tests, but make sure to make the door airtight so that the spider can't get out if it gets out of its box.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:34 No.5718398
    Raven, you can keep the spider if you give me a complete analysis of its features and capabilities. You have access to all the base's resources and personnel, naturally.

    Three, could you please review our internal surveillance to determine how the spider arrived?

    Now, weren't we worrying about a different one of my rivals?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:35 No.5718404
    Raven... you may have just saved all our lives.

    Scan the base for lifesigns or strange potentially toxic substances. Have our dog (very carefully) analyse the spider. Lets see what she comes up with. We'll definatly need her to make an antidote if the thing is poisonus. Tell Raven we just have to make sure it has all its shots and things, as one must do with all pets. We'll be sure to get it back to her once we're done.

    How on earth could this have gotten into the base? Tell all hands to be on alert and report any bug sightings immediatly.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:36 No.5718412
    I think the Gene-Splicer is curently more preocupied with chewing her bone than teaming up with any our rivals, actually.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:37 No.5718418
    It's happened before.

    An unknown spider found roaming the base. Horrible hallucinations when asleep. We need to examine this arachnid posthaste, and see if we have any spider bites.
    >> TUNE IN NEXT TIME The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)03:38 No.5718428
    Will our villainous mastermind ever find his next foe?!
    What are the origins of this web slinging insect?!
    How did we not notice it earlier?!
    How long did Raven have it and for that matter can she keep her Death spider?!
    Why am I putting exclamation points at the end of my questions?!

    Find out all the answers to these riddles and more during the next episode!

    Bad Guy Quest 17:
    Mindful and Mindless!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:39 No.5718431
    Ah! Good thinking! I was so sure the psychologist was behind the dream, I hadn't considered that possible connection.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:40 No.5718436
    Hey Sci, anychance we can get some art of this before you go?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)03:41 No.5718447
    Yeah, sure I think. I just have to think about how she would look. Give me a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:42 No.5718449
    Any idea when we can expect you next, Scientist? Looking forward to it. I've said it before, but this is by far the best quest running right now.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:49 No.5718507
    Genetic Manipulation, most likely.
    We were too distracted by thoughts of MIND CONTROL RAYS.
    Too long and probably.
    And Drama!, Respectivly.
    >> Ceiling Tau 09/04/09(Fri)03:52 No.5718532
    Still wonder what the whole deal with the blunderbuss/apple was.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)03:52 No.5718536
    It was symbolism? I guess?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)04:02 No.5718605
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    Sometime this weekend(nights that is) or Monday night. Unless I go through with another plan I have been really contemplating.

    I've been playing with the idea of making a "Dark Hurresy" thread. It would be a limit of 4 character /tg/ would all create and I would draw. The plot would be loose, ridiculous, over the top GRIMDARK, and an utter parody of the space opera genre of it's entirety.

    You would be able to command any of them as long as you typed their name first and then what they do.

    It would be loose stats and crazy rolls using the dice function on /tg/.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)04:03 No.5718617
    You want the honest explanation right now?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:05 No.5718630
    Good god. Lets never build that... thing...
    Sounds cool Sci. Can't wait.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:07 No.5718653
    Is it Spoilerific?
    Because either way, yes.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:08 No.5718655
    Would any of the /tg memes like Angry Marines be available?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:08 No.5718661
    I still wanted those Carnivorous Africanized Monarch Butterflies.

    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:10 No.5718676
    That would be interesting I wouldn't play as a full on character but it would be awesome to play the role of an expendable guardsmen.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/04/09(Fri)04:12 No.5718694
    The fruit meant nothing. Nor did the tree thing, nor Raven under a bridge for that matter. I literally was sitting in front of my computer and going "How can I make this seem fucking weird?" It's amazing to me how much thought you guys put into those events though.
    I don't know the rules yet or what classes there are, so I can't say yes. You could always slide with an angry inquisitor I assume though. Then again, you would have to speak in caps lock the entire time and put three curse words to every sentence,
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:17 No.5718746
    Huh, wonder what would of happene dif we went under the bridge. Succumb to poison?
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 09/04/09(Fri)04:17 No.5718747
    >an angry inquisitor

    Did I hear someone call?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:19 No.5718763
    Tea parties would have been imminent.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:19 No.5718766
    >A mother fucking psychic psychiatrist invaded your mind.

    Oh lawds, I'm going to bring this up every chance I get now
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)04:37 No.5718898
    >> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)05:51 No.5719262
    Well, we're playing a scientist. It's only natural that we analyze things.

    And on top of that, we're roleplayers. Understanding rules is what we do.
    >> GOLLY-GEE !na1byG1GU. 09/04/09(Fri)10:28 No.5720728
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    Geee! My recharge time took to long, I missed out on the fun... I guess I will have to wait till monday!

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