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    13 KB Quest Thread - Remake Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:40 No.5711048  
    Lets get this shit done right then.

    You have your forces from last night still ready to battle. You have began to form your plan to finally end that man's reign of terror as the Lord Castellan of Cadia, the only obstacle between your boot heel and the entire fortress world of Cadia.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:40 No.5711062


    Masturbate furiously.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)17:41 No.5711065
    I once again call for Rip and Tear.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:41 No.5711072
    What do we have on us?
    What is our allegiance?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:41 No.5711075
    >> That one Techpriest 09/03/09(Thu)17:43 No.5711102
    Mess with the Adminstraium till Abbadon is in charge of Cadia.

    Attack, watch defenses crumble.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:43 No.5711104
    We're going to need lots of warm bodies to take bullets with. What are we working with, OP?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:43 No.5711108
    >What do we have on us?
    Khornate Power Chainsword
    Bolt Pistol w/ Inferno Bolt Ammunition
    Daemonic Carapace Armour

    >What is our allegiance?
    CHAOS: 20
    Khorne: 40
    Tzeentch: 15
    Slaanesh: 30
    Nurgle: 0
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)17:44 No.5711114
    Find local populace centers. Gather more to the cause. Or slaughter whatever works.
    If we can gather anyone that can carry a weapon to the cause. Even if they suck they can become bullet sponges.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:45 No.5711130
    Since you never gave us any information, I rally my army of 10,000,000 Baneblades and Titans, each one being driven by Knight commander Pask into your front flank, while a Billion Valkyries full of Grey knights attacks from all sides and then a small army of 1,000 Tzeench's attack from underneath.

    And then I launch a single drop pod, containing 10 Khorne berserkers, each one named Kharne, into the centre.

    Then, thanks to also being Inquisitor High Lord on Terra, send a thousand vindacre Asssassins with jetpacks to snipe him while hes on the toilet.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:45 No.5711141
    >We're going to need lots of warm bodies to take bullets with. What are we working with, OP?

    48 fresh converts of Khornate Guardsmen
    2 Competent and reliable Sergeants (Belarius and Voldune, the latter being utter badass)
    2 Daemonic Advisors (1 Slaaneshi Daemon, 1 Tzeentch Daemon, both currently occupying your mind. To Summon: Make symbol of that god. YELL REALLY FUCKING LOUD.)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:46 No.5711150
    Who the fuck is kharne?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:47 No.5711160
    Oh, and a Space marine Blood Angel Captian with Plot-armour.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:47 No.5711161
    Cut this troll shit out. I killed the last thread because my profile I had saved got the flood of "MARY SUE SHITSTORM" regardless of our obvious disregard for most rules to just have fun with it.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:47 No.5711169
    Summon the daemons. We should have enough bodies from that massacre in the vehicle hangar.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:47 No.5711170
    Hes the guy in the Drop pod.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:48 No.5711185
    And who the fuck is he?
    I think you mean KHARN
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:49 No.5711196
    >Summon the daemons
    You give the order to the two platoons you have converted to make altars to the other two gods using the bodies of the fallen as the building blocks. This will take some time.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:50 No.5711210
    Well give us some FUCKING idea whats going on.

    Where are we? Where is he? How do we know? What do we have? Who do we have? All these are questions that need to be awnsered.

    Going by the information you have supplied, It seems that hes standing infront of us Unguarded since hes the only thing between us, so I kill him with my Chainsword. Have I won yet?

    L2Quest thread Yiffy.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)17:51 No.5711221
    Gather information of the nearby area. Send out small scout parties to find available supplies and potential converts/sacrifices.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:53 No.5711257
    Consult lore on Cadia. Prioritize: supply lines, fortress design, mobilization, command structure.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:53 No.5711260
    Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5702219/
    Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5704578/
    Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5705617/
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:55 No.5711287
    We look for some artillery to lay claim to. If it's guarded, all the better, we could use a few more points with Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:57 No.5711299
    Well, let's see... We should try to find some sort of broadcasting tower. Something that can transmit long-range.

    Let's make ourselves a moral threat, gentlemen. Send sorcery-infused propaganda out along the communication lines. With any luck, there'll be mass hysteria as at least a few guardsmen are overcome with the power of the warp.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)17:57 No.5711313
    >Gather Cadian Lore
    You remember much about the structure of the Cadian war machine, as you have served ever since your conscription. You know well enough how to counter your own tactics, now, thanks to the Tzeentch advisor.

    >Scout the area
    You have 8 guardsmen to scout with, and Khornette. Your two sergeants are overseeing the construction of the altars.

    If transport is desired, you can use a Chimera to explore the area, but nothing of military value is around aside from the base. However, there is a spaceport nearby, and with it, Kasr Lain, a trading node for this hemisphere of Cadia.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)17:58 No.5711320
    Then, load them up with dead, rotting corpses, aim at a nearby enemy city, and score some points with Nurgle.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)17:59 No.5711345
    Send a small team to scout the area around the spaceport. Gather information about defenses and such. Do not engage until we are ready.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:01 No.5711365
    Should have noted that the scout team should move by foot and stay hidden.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:01 No.5711369
    Good, now next time supply this shit in the OP so I dont have to backhand you.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:02 No.5711381
    What about the astropaths? First step to any good invasion is taking out communications and the last thing that we'll want are Spess Mehreens deepstriking everywhere or even more Smperial Guard choking us with their mounds of dead bodies.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:02 No.5711394
    What kind of Weapons do we have access to? Missile launchers? Vehicles? That kind of stuff.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:03 No.5711401

    In the garage, there were no long range gun emplacements. There were Leman Russ Battle Tanks that could serve as support fire, but no true dedicated artillery units.

    >broadcasting tower
    The command bunker is still intact, and with it, the vox equipment. You can contact other stations.

    >Send a small team to scout
    Moving into a transport, they roll out of the base, keeping at maximum range with an auspex to survey the area. They will return soon.

    >Input Command...
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 09/03/09(Thu)18:04 No.5711416
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:05 No.5711443
    You have your own wargear, and the guardsmen have Lasguns. You blew up the armoury and wrecked most of the base. The garage is intact, however. You have 9 Leman Russ tanks, of various configuration, a half dozen sentinels and enough Chimeras to hold all the troops. You also have access to 3 Hellhounds, a Bane Wolf, and a Devil Dog. There are no Valkyries or Vendetta gunships at this base.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:05 No.5711444
    Perhaps we should use the broadcast tower to either draw in other guardsman into a trap or spread sorcery laced propaganda and cause wild chaos in other bases. Both parts can lead to potential converts.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:06 No.5711449
    >broadcasting tower
    Do we have the necessary codes for contact? If so we can use this base to spread disinformation until the Cadians figure out what we're up to.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:06 No.5711454

    Excellent. Let's get our Tzeentch daemon to whip up a little sorcery to go along with some Words of Chaos along the Vox network. If we can disrupt their communications, that would be fantastic. Having Guardsmen go crazy and dedicate themselves to Chaos wouldn't be half-bad either.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:06 No.5711460

    I propose we have a play: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    Slaanesh itself might even show up to such an event!
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:08 No.5711488
    You have the ability to relay messages between 4 other bases that within a day's march, and Kasr Lain as well as the spaceport there.

    You have the codes.

    The guardsmen finish the altars. Tzeentch requires an offering of change to summon forth his daemon from your body, as does Slaanesh an offering.

    >Input Command...
    >> Necron Guy 09/03/09(Thu)18:09 No.5711491
    wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be doing a KRABQUEST!
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:09 No.5711494
    Send out a raiding party to kidnap potential sacrifices and more supplies. Perhaps hit a supply line.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:09 No.5711498
    Negi = sage
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:11 No.5711514
    This is Slaanesh's offering
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:11 No.5711524
    >kidnap potential sacrifices and more supplies

    Though it would be difficult to do it discreetly, it is possible to raid nearby Kasr Lain. However, you risk alerting the local PDF bases, which means a few regiments aiding the city's defense.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:13 No.5711534
    Hmm better not then. Any chance of finding survivors in the wreckage of the base we're currently in?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:13 No.5711541
    Do we have anything on hand that would make suitable sacrifices?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:14 No.5711554
    God, this shit sucks.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:14 No.5711559
    I'm trying to avoid sacrificing our own soldiers. We can still do it but we only have a hand full of men right now. Better wait to do this until we have more men available to us.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:15 No.5711572
    Of course, sacrificing them right now would be bad for morale, but there might be things here. For instance, we could give Tzeentch a Rubix Cube.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:16 No.5711585
    You have 48 converts, and 2 followers. 18 of the converts are female.

    >OP would like to just say to any sagefags, shit off.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 09/03/09(Thu)18:17 No.5711602
    After slaaneshi/tzeenchtian daemons are summonned get them to start broadcasting chaotic messages, noisemarine style from slaanesh and sorcery mindfuck style from tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:18 No.5711607
    Tzeentch invented the Rubik's Cube.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:18 No.5711611
    Well I'm kinda drawing a blank here. Anyone have any other ideas outside of kill our own men?
    >> Totally Not OP. 09/03/09(Thu)18:21 No.5711641
    You could just deal with the 2 daemons in your head and sack the spaceport. I'm sure valkyries, vendettas, and vulture gunships would make sacking Kasr Lain much easier.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:23 No.5711665
    Can you tell us anything more specific about this spaceport/trade station?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:24 No.5711672
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:24 No.5711678
    Your scouting group returns, having looked around the spaceport's defenses with care. There are 5 guard towers with searchlights and stubber turrets. The spaceport has a small garrison of soldiers, but you don't have an accurate count. Estimated around 2 half-strength platoons (about 60 guardsmen)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:26 No.5711694
    Would our sergeants or Khornette be capable to infiltrating the spaceport and sabotaging anything of critical value?
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:26 No.5711698
    As a note for the future I would like to make a point to capture any tech priests we come across. They could be very useful in the future.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:27 No.5711706
    Space port will have tech priests.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:29 No.5711719
    >OP has not seen this movie, but lets just roll with it.

    You organize the guardsmen to perform said archaic performance on the altar. Slaanesh does not show up, because that would fuck up everything.

    >Psyker Bullshit Powers Activate

    The same mind wrenching pain washes over your body as it feels like your head explodes. From the bodies of the dead on the altar, a daemonette rises, stretching out as if she had been asleep there all along. The group of guardsmen performing are now lost to Khorne, favoring the daemonette and now are Slaaneshi Guard. They are not hostile, however.

    >CHAOS LEVEL: 21
    >Khorne: +40
    >Tzeentch: +16
    >Slaanesh: +35
    >Nurgle: +0
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:29 No.5711722
    Carefully placed demolition charges. Let's see the techpriests supplicate machine spirits when they're in thousands of burning pieces.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:32 No.5711761
    >never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    It practically stars Slaanesh.

    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 09/03/09(Thu)18:33 No.5711775
    Order the guardsmen at the tzeentchian altar to play chess... or something.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:37 No.5711824
    Better clip: Sweet Transvestite
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:38 No.5711831
    Doesn't seem like there's a lot of people at the spaceport. Let's take em out. We've got surprise, vehicles, and daemons on our side. See if we can jam the radio signals though... that wold be useful.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:38 No.5711832
    This might actually work.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:39 No.5711851
    We should form an attack plan. We need to take them out fast to prevent them from contacting reinforcements.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)18:40 No.5711865
    >play chess... or something.

    A brilliant idea! The guardsmen organize a massive human chess board a with the dead bodies and start to play. You feel that mind splitting pain start to bubble in the back of your mind once again.

    >Psyker Bullshit Powers Activate

    "I am a pawn, but now am a Queen," proclaims one guardsman. In a crack of lightning, he is reduced to mere particle dust as a Fatechanger stands in his stead.

    "Just as planned..."

    >CHAOS LEVEL: 22
    >Khorne: +40
    >Tzeentch: +26
    >Slaanesh: +35
    >Nurgle: +0
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:41 No.5711887
    If anyone can go commando, we could have them take out the communications tower. After that it would just be a matter of exploiting our advantage in armor with the Russes and Sentinels.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 09/03/09(Thu)18:42 No.5711902
    We now need to get those two new daemons broadcasting chaos from the comms tower.

    Why would not wearing underwear help?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:44 No.5711931
    Infiltrate. Go all sneaky like! You know what I'm talking about.
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)18:45 No.5711954
    Form a commando team if we can. The Fatechanger will probably have to lead it. Gather some Guardsman who are actually capable of being sneaky. Sneak the Fatechanger into the Comm tower in the spaceport and fuck up local Vox traffic.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:51 No.5712025
    I think it's worth mentioning that he advances science by a few hundred years for the sole purpose of creating a living sextoy. Yes, Slaanesh will be pleased.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:55 No.5712075
    As soon as Rocky was born, Dr. Furter was fucking/ being fucked by him. He became a pedophile by having gay sex with a full grown man. Not even the Delfdar can make that claim.

    YES, Slaanesh will be pleased.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:56 No.5712090
    Are there any spare parts around? Anything we might be able to make into... something? Like a catapult?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)19:00 No.5712130
    >OP must say pause for a while.
    >OP Apologizes Profusely.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)19:00 No.5712132
    Head towards the comms tower with all troops, tanks and everything we can carry.

    RIP AND TEAR our way through any resistance, then begin broadcasting the CHAOS
    >> Guardsman Nil 09/03/09(Thu)19:00 No.5712141
    That's alright. Take your time.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)19:05 No.5712184

    See if we can't start infiltrating them. Dress up some of our dudes as civilians, and see if they can't open the gates and then get near those heavy stubbers and turn them inwards.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)19:08 No.5712216
    Goddamn these threads were so awesome before and now everyone is doing their best to fuck it up.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)19:16 No.5712319

    I'm going to archive this to save our progress. I will post this later when we've had time to become exhausted as shit, thus restoring the awesome levels.

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