>Playing with female DM>She places 'great work' and 'well done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that sessionLiterally what does she mean by this?
>>57058006i think that's very jolly, and no doubt in other gaming groups that might go down very well. perhaps other people in your group even like it.maybe you're just a grumpy fuck, ever consider that?
>>57058006"Buen trabajo", "bien hecho"Keep working on your English, you are improving.
maybe she gets a lot of edgy weeaboo angst fags and was really happy to have people who at least seem to comprehend human emotions and behavior.Or she's autistic, fucked if I know.
Presumably intended to motivate those of you who didn't get stickers to Try Harder Next Time. Sounds to me like you're salty you didn't get a sticker.
>>57058006>not banana stickersWasted opportunity.
>>57058006>what does she mean by this?Have you tried asking her?
>>57058006Sounds cute senpai.
>>57058006So a woman does something cute and sweet and you sperg out trying to understand it?Sounds about right.
>>57058006It means she wants to fuck you retard
>>57058006That you aren't worthy to get a sticker, you piece of shit. See me after class
>>57058006Fuck you, I want stickers on my character sheet from a QT3.14 DM.
>>57058209I'd be happy with character-sheet stickers from my decidedly not-cute GM.Though at some point I'd think it might help to have a separate sheet for stickers.
Is she a teacher?
>>57058842She 26 and the rest of us are, on average, 19
>>57058112Kek. Pop rocks n' coooke
>>57058006That's fucking moe.
>>57058877That explains it.
>>57058877I have great sympathy for her suffering and can understand these crude pedagogial attempts to encourage good behavior.
>>57058877How many stickers do you have OP?
>>57058006That sounds kawaii as fuck
>>57058006Likely is a teacher in real life, trying to make sure her "students" due want she wants?My response if I were playing? Murder every PC and constantly argue with her since I don't play D&D to feel like I'm in primary school again.
>>57059106> I don't play D&D to feel like I'm in primary school againThe irony of saying this yet acting like you're in primary school.
>>57059106>Not wanting 'great work' stickers.Pleb.
>>57059106Remember to add your modifier, Jimmy. Oh, and don't forget your bonus action.
>>57059106I don't like being treated like a child. What to do? I know! A tantrum that ruins our game of make believe for everyone!
>>57059106>I don't play D&D to feel like I'm in primary school again.Then why are you determined to act like an 8 year old?
>>57059106>Murder every PC and constantly argue with herThat sounds like a very reasonable reaction. I'm sure you are a responsible adult.
>>57059106>he didn't get gold stars in elementary
>>57058877Fucking hell OP I swear to god if you don't earn a sticker I will find you and I will hurt you. Put some fucking effort in.
>>57059170>tfw I never got any stickers in schoolFeels bad man.
>>57058877That poor masochistic woman
>>57058006Has she, well, has she like, said anything about if you get maybe a prize or something if you gather enough stickers?
>>57058877Man you are gonna deeply regret your reaction to this situation in about 7 years.
>>57059249Well, if she's masochistic (which seems like an obvious conclusion given the situation) then she's getting exactly what she wants, right?
>>57059281Sometimes people shouldn't get what they want. Just look at eating disorders
>>57059258No but she does keep another roll of unique stickers in her purse which she says she's saving for when we've really earned them.
>>57058006Show picture of Stickers
>>57059310>"Anon! It's not nice to use autistic as an insult. I'm really disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that."
>>57059395I don't have any because she keeps our character sheets at her place and in her car for when she drives a couple of us to the sessions
>>57059438This is no longer Gamemastering. This is Gamemommying.
>>57059438Ask her to send pictures of your stickers
>>57059461I'm 100% okay with this.
>>57059461>tfw no GMy
>>57059438What does she do for a living? What kind of stuff does she normally give out stickers for?Has she said anything about the hidden packet of stickers?
>>57058877>>57059391>>57059438>26-year old DM>who's likely a teacher>ferrying a bunch of 19-year olds to sessions at her place>who keeps a "special" roll of stickers in her purse when someone really "earns" themI know exactly where this is going
>>57059520I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them.
>>57059585Hey, Gamemommy is pure. Keep your sick thoughts away from her you degenerate.
Dude I am so hard right now. I always flirt with my female teachers even if I don't like them, like say provocative things or just show off on seminars. I can't do shit about it. At least they kind of like me, but I need to stop being a fucking retard around them (I am not even into milfs, just every time a woman is in power above me I kind of challenge this).
>>57059661God damn it.
>>57059438How did the group form OP? Is she someone’s older sister? A coworker?
>>57059631How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as?
>>57059631fuck, this is hot.Be a good roleplay anon, you can ask us for tactical advice if needed. Maybe you'll earn a "special" sticker
>>57058252>Though at some point I'd think it might help to have a separate sheet for stickers.This. Get too many stickers and suddenly you have a lot less space to jot down your gear and advancements.>"You did good today! Here's another sticker!">"HAHAHA, good luck preparing for next session!"
>>57059631>letting everyone do something.Definitely a teacher, most likely elementary
>>57059765We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often.
>>57059925>now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome
>>57059925Okay, anon, are you the protagonist in a harem anime? Is this the "Christmas Cake" love interest? How many members of your group are also women? Are any of them your childhood friend?
>>57059925I want to believe this is true but the more details we get the more I find it hard to believe.
>>57058112We trade in Starchman Stars around these parts.
Do you know much about her outside of the game? This woman is either very lonely or doesn't have the time or right friends to play games with.
>>57059812I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff when we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious.
>>57059925Oh now you are just fucking with us. If true please make Game Momny proud and earn a special sticker for us.
>>57059391>roll of unique "stickers">she's saving for when we've really earned themCmon its impossible to not have dirty thoughts about this
>>57059106>Throwing a tantrum>To show how mature you areWelp, it's nice to see some people never graduate from high school mentally.
>>57059970>she's gonna remove one of your sticker man>yeah shut up man this is seriousfuck my sides
>>57059925Nigga, you are living the fucking dream. Let her motivate you unwashed virgins into improving your lives and your hygiene with colorful stickers for good roleplay!
>>57060039But it's embarrassing
>>57059970>Actually keeping a group of spergs focused at the table.Fuck man, I wish some of my old GM's did this shit. We'd frequently make like 1 hour of progress in four because people wouldn't stop going on tangents and the GM wouldn't keep shit moving.
>>57059925Are you sure your GM isn't a paladin?
>>57058877OP i swear to god if you don't fuck this prissy bitch i'm going to be mad
>>57059970>shes gonna remove my stickersLmao, are you really 19?
>>57060062So's not washing your ass and inviting people (especially women) to a messy room.
If she's not a teacher maybe it's likely that it's just a social experiment for her to see what happens when you give a group artificial rewards or incentives. ...As well as coddling.
>>57060062how is it embarrassing if it's a single person within a group of friends telling you how she wants you to present yourself? especially if said person is a GM for a group of shut in NEETs that have to be told to wash themselves. How many people do you even talk to outside of that group that would find out?
>>57060062embarrassingly hottry to seduce a barmaid, see how many stickers you getmaybe getting the barmaid in your bed is the way to gain the special sticker
>>57059081How come this hasn't been answered yet?
>>57060101You're being the kind of creepy antisocial nerd that she would disapprove of right now.
>>57060088The more OP (or what we assume is OP) talks about Gamemommy, the more I think it's either a ruse or it's some fetish thing for her. Something similar to DDLG, although the term for mommy/little boy sub eludes me.
>>57060118I have several stickers but not the most out of our group
>>57060071I do remember even Chris-chan had some people who tried to insert themselves into his life in order to help fix it, so the idea of someone throwing out a net in order to catch spergs and release them as normal people isn't that tall of an order.The alternative is this is some hyper advanced level of queen beeing where she's inserted herself as both the alpha and top girl in a group using tips and tricks she's picked up from being a teacher.Could also be bother. Either way it's impressive.
>>57060122no, listen it makes perfect senseshe's trying to improve a bunch of nerds by giving stickers and giving obligations to playthey're better dressed, cleaner, they have to let people talk and be mindful of others, they have to be good roleplayer (so actually talk and think about your characters) making them smootherwhen you sucessfully seduce a women in the game, entirely with roleplay, being smooth, playful and in a decent manner, you're going to get a big special stickerthis is the only logical conclusion
>>57060188This woman sounds like either a saint or an insane psychopath. Hopefully she's just tyring to make you guys into good beings, but either way she is wife material. So to OP, I say stop being a colossal faggot and take care of yourself
>>57059970You're lying but it's entertaining.>>57059994It's not.
>>57059438>>57058877>>57058006>>57059970What do you guys have for snacks, Lunchables?
>>57060245>Not demanding her milkies and tennies for being good boy paladin all sessionspotted the cuck
>>57060245At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now.
>>57060275Wait, so you're telling me she's actually trying to make you functioning adults? What the fuck man she is a strange creature but definitely wife material
>>57060275>she's teaching them to cook tooHoly shit
>>57060275>she teach them to cookcunning
>>57060094Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing.
>>57060275You should ask her what her favorite meal is and make it for the group.
>>57060326>Greasewell I mean you could suggest more tavern like songs or something, but singing was what people did for fun in public settings. Why not try to talk to her about that kind of stuff?
>>57060326>She's making them do normie things and teaching them how to singWhat the fuck, stop complaining, this woman is a fucking goddess.She descended from the heavens to transform a bunch of sweaty nerds into well groomed and entertaining normies.
>>57060326>>57060346and to add on to what I said, chicks dig singers, learn to do it, and lean some neat songs. Maybe Wild Rover or a D&D version of Drunken Sailor?
>>57060367I think this woman is a godsend and OP is too busy hot gluing his discount amiibos to realize what she's trying to turn them into
>>57060367Because she justifies it by saying it's fun and it is fun but there's a difference between having fun and being entertained. Besides it makes me nervous to do these things.
>>57060427She's teaching you to be less nervous by making you used to it, you doofus. You're going to have fun and you're going to like it.And besides, if everyone has fun it's a good night.
>>57060427>makes you nervousbecause you've obviously never done it you tard. Give it time, get used to it, learn to be loose and have fun with it, and again, fucking TALK to the grill and explain, and ask if she can give you a heads up so you can prepare mentally. Fuck I'll even give you some links to songs you could actually have some immersion into a setting with if you want to suggest it
>>57060427Has she ever said anything about you guys being unshaven? Has she ever tried to come up with a reason for you all to get and wear suits some time?Has she ever given you career advice? Has she ever suggested online dating?
>>57060455>online dating>spoiling her harem of pure homegrown virgins
>>57060455>>57060476I think she'd probably suggest they join a hiking group or a dance class if they really wanted to meet girls. Do a nice wholesome activity that teaches you something as you try to meet new people.
>>57060449You know what, fuck it, you're getting em anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xby7cH3kl6Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdl-yB0MapIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWTASnnft4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CWIIoSf4nwThat's only a few, but it's a start
>>57058006she's a grade school teacher
This is an amazing thread. Pic realated is what she looks like in my head
>>57060326TELL ME MORE TELL ME MOREBUT YOU DON'T GOTTA BRAG
OP, if this ain't a ruse cruise (as fun as it is), you need to post a pic of this saint.
>>57060275does she have her motherly instincts on overdrive or this is some sort of super secret female technique to get guys
>>57060427> there's a difference between having fun and being entertained.This is almost like that "fun is a buzzword" thread cap, holy shit.>Besides it makes me nervous to do these things.God forbid you get experience doing them (which will lessen your nervousness).
>>57060535She actually looks a little bit like that except her hair is very long brown and a bit curly and she's very short for a girl.
>>57060577One and the same my young padawan. One and the same.
>>57060275This woman is insidiously ingenious. I love it.
This thread is adorable. Drawfags please
>>57060562TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE, CUS IT SOUNDS LIKE A DRAG
>>57059925>she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often.>I don't hear that very often.It hurts, I know...
>>57060752Girls always call me cute. Feels bad man.
>>57060801I'll hear it once in a while from older women usually over 50, I know they're just being nice so it's appreciated. But I can count on one hand the number of times I've heard from someone even remotely my age
>>57060427OP is your DM Mary Poppins?
>>57059925>we usually wouldn't bother showeringAbsolutely disgusting, she's doing God's work by forcing you lot to have basic human hygiene.
>>57060576Let's not, that would be extremely rude to her.
>>57060801Unless its an older woman thats usually not good
>>57058121>George strombolopolus Kek
>>57060326OP, you need to drink alcohol until you stop thinking every single thing is embarrassing like a seven year-old child.
>>57060997Well, then I will believe that this whole thread was just a lie and stamp out the last glimmer of hope i have left in humanity.
>>57060801I tend to get>I wish my boyfriend was more like youIt's like, damn bitch, I know I'm fat but that shit ain't cool
>>57058006Thank you OP. This really warmed my heart.
>>57061089I mean if a picture was posted that wouldn't prove anything regarding the story.
>>57061089I could literally go on google images and post a random picture and you'd have no way of knowing if it's true or not.
It seems like the GameMommy found a bunch of /tg/ grongards and is grooming them all to find a mate.Ten internets that the GMy is Jewish and single.Next she's going to get them to exercise. Assuming this is real, and it sure as shit isn't.
>>57061310My wild conspiracy theory is GMy has 4 younger sisters who are also NEETs.
>>57061478Let's go deeper. GameMommy has a hubby who is GameDaddying for the female group. It's all going to end in a double date / final session
>tfw no stickers
>>57061556This shit writes itself!
>>57060333Trips of truthSeriously, do this. At the very least she'll appreciate the gesture, and it never hurts to put a smile on your GM's face.
>>57058252>>57059833Complete agreement. I always hold on to my character sheets, so while I'm not opposed to stickers, having a sticky blob of old stickers all over the inventory or stats would get old fast, and you'd lose them if you ever had to recopy your sheet because it got scratched up or something.
>>57060085They're an "average" of 19, so op might be 12.
>>57058877>>57059438>>57059461>>57059631>>57059925>>57059970>>57060275>>57060326Put me in the screencap.
>>57061556I'm shipping this
>>57061633/tg/ the animeI'd watch the shit out of this.
2 things: there's no way this thread is real right? And also is OP brazillian? Not spelled right but the one that speaks porteugese
>>57058006So all these autists are crying "mommy!" and "wife material!", but none of them have considered...does she actually have a boyfriend/husband that she's mentioned?Assuming this is real, of course (it isn't).
>>57061802Unlikely real but I've seen too much shit in life to distinguish fiction and reality.
>>57058877This is quite literally my fetish
OP, I don't believe a word of this.But I want to, I really do
>>57061833>I've seen too much shit in life to distinguish fiction and realityThings a retired PC says.This whole thread is worthy of a screen cap
>>57060801Man, I wish I got told I was cute more often. I usually get handsome or "good-looking." But, damn it, I want to be effeminate.
>>57058877M O M M Y
>>57061939>Be me.>Masculine personally.>Be called cute a lot.Can we trade faces?
>>57058006be honest, are you just mad you didn't get a sticker?
>>57059925>>57059438>>57058006I want to believemake your adopted mother proud
>>57061981Not OP BUT I WOULD FUCKING BE
>>57060801According to my gf in cute/handsome and just because other females never called me that it doesn't mean I'm not Which is bullshit
I want to believe in this thread so fucking much. A cute cake teaching sperglords into being functional adults. It makes me believe that there's still hope in this world.Please, be true. Please, we need more goddess like this.
>>57060801Girls just call me [unintelligible screaming] and run away
>>57062146I'm sorry, it must be hard being Frankenstein's monster or something.
>>57060605>Not waifuing the short, motherly older womanHoly fuck OP, are you a legit fag?>>57060687Seconded.
>Vidya RPG adds stickers>Ruins the game>Tabletop RPG adds stickers>Everyone more invested
>>57062297It's all in the context, anon.Vidya stickers are useless cosmetics to show everyone how quirky you areThese stickers are going to make these boys functioning adults
>>57058006>be male dm>dethklok expies featured prominently in world>hand out golden banana stickers upon leveling up>say "brutal" whenever something dies>everyone agrees somebody else will dm next timemission accomplished
>>57059938I smell a top-selling LN/VN/manga/anime in the making...
>>57058006have you tried telling her that unshaven 19 year old social rejects with negligible hygiene cant serve as a replacement for having children of her own?
>>57058032FPBP desu. You’re grumpy Op. You’re DM is adorable.
>>57062389No, don't ruin the dream.
She may be used to dealing with little shits but you better not do something awful to her OP
>>57063093Man, why do all the pseudo-intellectual boards have the worst people?
>>57063366Each board is the worst place to talk about it's respective topic. Intellectual boards, therefore, are home to the dumbest people.
>>57058032Maybe he doesn't want to be treated like a child by his peers. Ever think of that? No consideration for his feelings.
This is nonsense that never happened; Jesus Christ it's like all of 4chan is going mad this last week.
>>57062123Bullshit. It's far more likely to be propaganda of sorts than real.
No, fuck this thread and fuck you people; your insatiable quest to dominate every fucking avenue of human thought is going to backlash on you.
>>57061860Mine too anonThe fetish is called straight
>>57063450>>57063473>>57063438People who didn't get stickers growing up.
>>57063438This nigga is 19 years old (at least) yet he needs to be bribed into washing his ass, cleaning his room, and knowing how to cook actual food for himself.In my eyes, he's a child, but not because he's getting goodboy stickers and being bossed around by some christmas cake, but because he's more concerned with trying to look cool and be mature than actually working to BE mature in the first place.Then when he's in his mid-twenties/early thirties, he'll look back on this point in his life and realize just how much he misses her, just like every other fucking dumbfuck who was too young to realize how good they had it.Trust me, I know from experience. You got a good thing going anon, at the very least ride it out and see where it takes you.
>>57063450We understand that the story is fake but we still enjoy it anyway. Just as you would enjoy any other work of fiction.
The girl in our group did thisBut it wasn't to encourage bad behavior it was too point it when someone was doing this she thought were immatureI always thought that was kinda shitty
>>57063093This isn’t what I needed before bed. Done with 4chan. That’s awful. >Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hehehe I’m a tough guy
>>57058006Has any of you called her mom by accident?
this is my favorite thread, thank you op
>>57058121>you write women very well and very differentHe doesn't though.
>>57060143The actual term is MDLB (Mommydom Little Boy), and this is basically a fapfic for me. So, glad I found it.
>>57060275You're being socially engineered. The only way to win is to destroy all that she's created. Or make brownies with your cum in the batter like that one guy on /k/ did, your choice.
>>57063847Don't do this
>>57060687This is desperately needed
>>57060101That's it, this is one stick less
>>57061734> Anon discovers the DM hard mode.
You are unworthy OP
>>57058121>op>talking to a womanDo you recognize your mistake?
>>57063847>being socially engineeredSure, into a functional human being
>>57058877>shes older so it's instantly about her wanting to fuck you nowI'm dissapointed /tg/
>>57058006That she enjoyed how you played that night? She would surely remove that sticker if she found out you overthink shit like this all the time.
>>57059661I bet they talk about you being creepy behind your back.
I want this to be real because it gives me hope that some of the rankest Anons have a chance at being functioning individuals IRL. It reminds me so much of Densha Otako that I'll probably watch it again later tonight so I can have the burst of warm fuzzies.
>>57064245>Implying it isn't about anons wanting to fug her.
>>57062336he's talking about Paper Mario: Sticker Star, i think please help me un-remember that abomination
>>57059310>Kurisu will never call you autistic over the internet
Some one needs to screencap the deeds of this saintly woman.
Even if this is all a dream sequence by OP, there is some good stuff here to try with my group. I gotta buy some banana stickers
>>57059391Aim for the "biggest dick (size)" sticker!
>>57061802most likely it is not, but it was entertaining, and why do you think he would be brazilian?
>>57058006That's funny af. You've got issues if you don't instantly like this grill.
Okay, I'm like 50/50 on whether OP is telling the truth here, but would this actually work for a group? Has anyone tried systems like this?
>>57064491This system works almost everywhere. People will do almost anything for social approval, a perceived benefit regardless of it actually existing, or validation.Its why cults work.
>>57064310I'm getting some Welcome to the NHK vibes.
Think I'm gonna have to do this for my players now
>he doesn’t get stickers on his character sheet Everyone point and laugh at this sticker less faggot
>>57064603>Welcome to the NH/tg/K
>>57064491I've done similar, sort of. Not quite in this context, though.For myself, I used to have a calendar where I'd use a stamp to mark off days I'd accomplished certain tasks (like working out). Keeping a streak going to continue getting my stamps kept me on track until I got interrupted and never went back it.In an art-focused rpg I helped run, people could submit art of the rpg characters for a theme and earn points. You'd earn more points the more effort was put into it (multiple characters, foreshortening, full color; etc). Just getting the bare minimum points for submitting a one person, no background sketch was pretty much out of the question for most people. Submissions were also far higher than you would expect from normally flaky artists, because there was inherent status from having collected more points. (Not just because you could spend the points to buy extra characters, costume changes; etc.)Some rpg systems have something similar built in. Prime Time Adventures, Tenra Bansho Zero, Golden Sky Stories - all examples of games with "bennies" that are thumbs-ups from the GM and other players to show they're enjoying your playing. Knowing your efforts were noticed and appreciated by *someone* feels great and encourages more of the desired behavior.I feel like OP's GMother stickers are a way of showing visible validation of desired behavior. Not just from her to the player, but also showing the other players that particular people are earning more or less approval, reinforcing it inside the group. They may think the stickers are dumb and childish, but like hell is anyone with any degree of social awareness going to do things to earn them less stickers.>>57064603I think I read a bit of NHK. If it's what I read then yeah, kinda. It actually has a whole side thing taking place on a Japanese image board where the Anons are rooting for/trying to sabotage Densha's attempts to woo the normie girl, Hermes.
>>57060856more like nanny mcphee desu
>>57064851Legit thought this early in the thread
>>57063366that question answers itself
>>57064694>>57064491On the subject of systems that reinforce this I think Exalted does a good job with the stunt rules.Essentially any time you take an action where you're actually rolling dice you can get a stunt bonus that gives you a small bonus to your roll. The better the description the larger the bonus you get, from a 1 point stunt to a 3 point stunt.The stunt system I think has honestly made us all significantly better roleplayers. Nobody ever wants to just say, "I attack the bandit" or "I hit him with my sword" because we want that sweet 2 extra dice and an automatic success, so we'll say, "I trip him forward with my left leg and then step in so he falls onto my sword as I thrust upward into him."I think I'd include something like the stunt system in almost any game I'd run because it makes people put so much more effort into describing their actions.
>>57060275>She's retraining a bunch of fa/tg/uys into functioning non-wizard adultsMARRY THIS WOMAN
>>57065016Thank you for helping preserve this thread for future generations.
Picture of Ops DM
It fucking says words on the stickers you gigantic retard, fucking read them
>>57063366>>57063366It's the Psuedo- part. /tg/ is complex and arcane enough, and unpopular enough, that we attract faggots at a fairly low rate. That's why we're the last good board left. And we still get faggots, more and more each day. And the more we try to shut them out of the hobby, prevent them from faggotting in our safe space, the more we fail to pass on, as our masters did, the culture and appreciation of the board topic.OTOH, /sci/ and /lit/ are like the first places people go to be snobs because most everyone knows some small amount of science or has read a book, and thus feels like they're in the in-group. Then there's a flood of faglords who think they're the hottest shit and the oldfags get ovverrun and devoured by the tidal wave of unwashed fedoras, pissbottles, and people who like George Orwell. /pol/ was always a shitty place, but this effect even managed to make THEM worse. Half the stormfaggotry used to be ironic or trolling.
>>57065073You know, I never thought about this as a kid, but I absolutely would a Mary Poppins
>>57059953I got you anon
>>57065016>two of those shitposts are mineI'm proud. can I get tennies?
This has been some.of the best shit I've read all year.What a way to end 2017.Godspeed OP. May you become a true man, a responsible adult, and may your wonderful DM be safe and happy. Please, for the sake of all of us, keep enjoying your games and earning those stickers
>>57064365Please do not talk trash about Sticker Star
>>57060687>DrawfagsDo we still have those? Weren't they driven off from /tg/ already?
>>57059391probably for major story events or boss battles to signify the end of an arc.
>>57058006she's trolling you bro
>>57059585You are not imagining an older tomoko DMing for high school kids
>>57065422>>57025485We have them (I am one) but I don't think many if any of them draw outside of the current Drawthread. I've never seen it, anyway.
>>57063389Oh god. Why does this make so much sense? Why must the world be so cruel? >>57061826It’s hard for me to believe that a woman like this wouldn’t be taken.
>>57059994Holy shit, Klayman. How'd you end up around these parts?
>>57065555So is this a hypothetical future where Tomoko finally learns to be a functional adult and is trying to help high schoolers so they don't go through the same shit she did?
>>57058006That's pretty sweet, regardless of your GMs gender. You probably have a pretty good GM.
>>57066085Hell it would be especially adorable if the GM was a guy. no homo
>>57065538Assuming OP isn't being a shittalking faggot
>>57065555checkednice quads m8
>>57063553Giving someone a gold star to mock them for being immature is pretty fucking funny to me. I might try doing that myself.
>>57058006She’s Meta-DMing your Meta-Gaming
>>57065017Exalted was the first roleplaying game I ever played and while I wouldn't recommend it for babbys first game considering how rules-heavy it is(I remember rolling about 33 dice for my regular attacks), the stunt system helped me become a much better roleplayer right off the bat.
>>57066355Oh yeah definitely. There's other systems that do similar things though like I think 7th sea does something similar though. I really like Exalted's take because the effect that you get is minor enough that your GM can give it out really frequently without upending game balance.
>>57065294Please do not talk about Sticker Star.
>>57066414I always thought whole point of the bennies in Golden Sky Stories is pretty genius. Bennies given by the GM and players to each other (including the GM) are used to fuel their powers. The intention is to build up to a Miyazaki/Ghibli grand finale where the really expensive powers can be used to do something Big Deal to end the game session with.Only really works with games that are meant to be oneshots or serial campaigns (same characters going through multiple oneshots), but it does it pretty well. Especially if the players know that's the intention.
>>57066127Yeah a gentleman dm on a civilized crusade to improve neckbeards and neets everywhere. He teaches them manners, hygiene, style and career motivation. Now I made myself sad that there's no such person around.
>>57066711Perhaps not, but if someone created a compelling piece of media of the concept that wasn't all Big Bang condescending, I would read/watch the hell out of it.
>>57066711>>57066752Forgot to finish my train of thought..."If it's good media, the people who need the message might learn some things and feel empowered to make the changes they need to, even if it's baby steps."
>>57066711>>57066764>>57066752Mr. Rogers: The Game Master
>mfw I'll never be 19 again and have a 26 GMommy to play D&D with usJUST
>>57058006Seems really passive aggressive
>>57058006>not realizing that this is how she's tracking secrets>secrets she's planning on implementing as time goes on>not understanding that you're each being set up and that those stickers are codes>codes only she understandsYour characters are doomed.
>>57067024I thought maybe sell sticker examples of equipment (armor, swords etc some with white backgrounds for drawing your own effects / write down bonuses / enchantments / name w/e that you could put new ones on top of the old ones and have a visual example of your characters growth.
>>57059402This made me instinctively shiver.
>>57058877>>57059391>>57059438>>57059631>>57059925>>57059970>>57060275>>57060326>>57060427This is the funniest, cutest and hottest thing I've read in a while. Be nice to that woman OP, she's wife material. And even if you don't marry her, she's a valuable person.
>>57065234It's tendies, you scrub.
is she grooming these men into being her boytoys? Is she trying to create her own harem of men she's personally cultivated?
Give us a pic OPShe better not be unattractive
>>57067338Chances are, it's her maternal instincts that kicked in and since she's into RPG, she got those NEETs to experiment and become a surogate mother. It's like those silly movies with the Ugly Betty becoming Prom Queen, only the other way around.
>>57063573This place has never ever been above what's in that image.
>>57060577Some women just take on a motherly role for whatever group they're with
>>57067401>"See, Grog 'Nard? You were beautiful all along!"
Quality thread right here
>>57067661Isn't that a proper condition? To be hairy like that I mean?Tons of grognard couod be decent by applying the basics tules of hygiene and losing weight.
>>57058006I like how fags in this thread immediately jump to her defense.That's an unnecessary habit op and it means she thinks she is the end all be all to decide how to play well when she most likely wouldn't get a theoretical sticker in my table. Grading your peers is fucking dumb
>>57067955You really think Anon's group is her peer, mate?I'd agree with you if they were.
>>57063799I haven't read the books, what do you mean?
>>57065073>>57065193She's a hell of a lot prettier than I remember as a kid, damn.
>>57065827Same, which is why I threw it out there because everyone else seems to have abandoned reason in favour of a cheeky wank.
>>57068538Don’t be so cruel, anon. Let them have this one....I guess that goes for me too. I could fall for a person like that.
>>57060576Cmon man this isn’t /lit/
>>57067955Everybody mock this sticker-less faggot!
>>57061567>that fake out scene where she senses drax’s emotions while he’s laughingMantis was a cute the entire movie
>>57064524It’s also why people get convinced to not ask for a raise, since they got a promotion and their title changed
>>57058877You know what must be done.
>>57059925>tfw no fetish club ads posted by dominant women at my local library>no chance to collect the most stickers so you can sit next to Mommy and be her Big Boy
>>57067955You'd only think being graded is dumb if you're being graded poorly. I bet you don't even have any stickers.
>>57064245kyssen die cucken
>>57063438>doesn't want to be treated like a child during his game of make believe
>>57067955Do you want to know how I know you’ve never held a real job?
>>57067955>Grading your peers is fucking dumbBut peer review is cornerstone of all academia anon.
>tfw this thread make me want to be gamemommyBut only for a social experiment, it would make a fine documentary about the possibilities of training autistic people to become functional members of society. Like Dian Fossey but with nerds.
>>57066711>Now I made myself sad that there's no such person around.Be the change that you wish to see anon.
>>57069106even if he did, his name badge has got no stickers on it.
>>57069207L O N D O N
I've seen this movie before
>>57058877Damn, man, I've been in that kinda situation before. Except she was 19 and we were 13 - 14
>>57069284I bet her boyfriend cucked you all every day
>>57069301the fuck does that even mean?
>>57069247>his name badge has got no stickers on it.Utter dishonor
>>57069332>mfw boss doesn't give me name badge stickers>go home sad>go round DMs house for D&D>still no stickers>go to the store>but sheet of gold star stickers>put them on my blankie>cry myself to sleep under my sheet of special stickers.
>>57069312That >>57069301 is very scared and not confident person.
>>57069352Oh i got that , But i can't even figure out what he's trying to say.
>>57069348>but sheet of gold star stickerssticker have to be earned not boughtMeming aside giving people praise and extra compensation for good work is like Tip number 1 in "Basic of Management".Just with age stickers change to extra payment for extraordinary job.
>>57069312Everyone is a cuck. At the rate this buzzword gets thrown around, if you just see a girl and not immediately be the one to deflower her and be the only she will ever have sex with you are a cuck.
>>57067955>he never got a sticker
>>57069399>sticker have to be earned not boughtthat's the joke.
>>57069400Good. It's working
>>57058006It's called positive reinforcement
I cropped it, and posted in /r/4chan. I've gotten so much Karma.Epic win!
>>57059925>tfw no mommy DM >no good boy points for good roleplaywhy even live
>>57072395Good job, Compadre.
>sweet long brown hair milf teacher GMHoly shit bruh how are you hitting all of my fetishes
I swear to shit if this story is fake it better end with Anon in a sweet relationship with the cute gamer cake.And if it's real he better at least fucking try.
>>57072395That such a thing rxists always ensaddens me
>>57060801I know that feelA friend of mine is a cinnamon roll who I have been pining over for years. She thinks I'm cute. I mean, I know I'm too damaged/apathetic to actually be in a relationship and I've accepted that, but it's still a blow to the self esteem.