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    51 KB Gary the Betrayer Quest Pt. 2 Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:08 No.5704578  

    >You have:
    Khornate Power Chainsword
    Bolt Pistol
    Daemonic Carapace Armor (4++)

    Guardsman 1
    Guardsman 2

    >Survey the area
    You look around at the carnage and mayhem. It seems the remaining leaders organized a full scale retreat from the rest of the base, as you had decimated most of it. There are convoys moving out to abandon the area, meaning you're losing sacrifices and potential converts.

    >Khorne: +13
    >Tzeentch: +2
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:09 No.5704594
    Chase them down!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:09 No.5704596

    Convoys?! We'll never catch up with them at that rate. Unless... where are they moving out from?
    >> Mârquis dé baguette 09/03/09(Thu)05:09 No.5704597
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    fuck yeah, chaos!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:10 No.5704598
    Ambush the convoys up ahead.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:10 No.5704602
    We should probably get ourselves a tank and round up these escaping bodies.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:10 No.5704610
    >WS: 5 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 3 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++

    >Fearless, Chosen of Khorne, Fleet
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:12 No.5704621

    Chase down the convoy, yelling/talking to the Khornette.

    "Got anything fancy you can do besides RIP AND TEAR? 'cus I got a whole shitton of RIP AND TEAR, and I want anything that'll get us more than just charging in."
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:12 No.5704622
    pt. 2 archived now, btw.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:12 No.5704626
    The rag tag retreat is trying to get as many men into Chimeras as possible, but they're very disorganized. They're still moving towards the gate, but having difficulty in the darkness.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:13 No.5704629

    Is that a clue there?

    NO MATTER! I think those two guardsmen have been sufficiently warped by now; order them to get sentinels. With multilasers.

    Khornette and you can probably go chase down the convoys while they're still moving around the base. Ask Khornette where they're heading for. If it's somewhere we can go easily, we'll just ambush them.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:14 No.5704638
    The Obvious answer is to begin to systematically shut down the exits to this place. I was a guardsman. I must know where the machines that control the gates are. Failing that, SMASH AND TEAR them so that they don't work and no one can leave.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:15 No.5704648
    If they're not warped enough yet, get the Khornette to scar a symbol of Khorne into their flesh or some shit, we need them bloodthirsty.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:15 No.5704649
    Indeed, order the men to the garage for sentinels. Have khornette accompany them to ensure their loyalty. We can easily reach the convoys, but we need to be smart. Find the smallest group and tear it to shreds, sowing further Chaos and confusion!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:15 No.5704651
    Have the guardsman use sentinals to attack the flank of the convoys and draw fire. You ond Khornette attack from behind.
    Convert or die
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:16 No.5704656
    >Order them to get sentinels. With Multilasers.
    The guardsmen raise their weapons in response and charge towards the garage. You turn to Khornette who delicately strokes her chainaxe. You can't help but be turned on by this.

    >Input Command.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:16 No.5704657

    Can we make it to the gate before the convoy? Convoys are always hideously slow.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:16 No.5704663
    make time later for tsundere loving
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:17 No.5704666
    Wait, thinkthinkthink. Tzeenchthink.

    Attack the front of the convoy and block the gates.

    THEN systematically rip, tear, maim, and sacrifice your way back down the line.

    Flank them. But that means we need SPEED, NOW, we need to get alongside this convoy and then flank it at the gate.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:17 No.5704672
    "Ensure their loyalty to Khorne, and convert some fresh meat if possible. I've got slaughtering to do."

    Run off towards the convoy.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:17 No.5704673
    Looks like we should go for this >>5704651.

    I still want an answer to >>5704621,
    though. Might be useful.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:18 No.5704675
    While waiting for the guardsmen to get the sentinals, we should disable the chimeras, starting from the lead, and pick off the guardsmen until the sentinals show up to provide weight of fire, it is dark and they are confused still after all.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:20 No.5704680


    Send the the little Khorne demon girl off with the guardsmen, then rush to the front of the convoy.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:20 No.5704681

    "I always thought there was no space in a khornette's mind for anything else. But later, bloodletter. Let's go do what you're named for doing."

    If Khornette moves with the gaurdsmen we won't have the ready advisor (and combatant). We can go to the gate first. If there's a column moving out, attack a vehicle in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:20 No.5704685
    Daemonette forces conversions on Guardsmen followers.
    Guardsmen get sentinels.
    We charge and flank the convoy, and take out the frontmost first.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:21 No.5704696
    >Flank them. Speed. NOW.

    You and Khornette both charge towards the convoy, still unaware of your approach. It doesn't take you long to close the gap as you burst from the shadows of the ruins, charging into the side of a Chimera, driving your Power Chainsword into the side. The vehicle fizzles and dies there, the tracks ruined. The rear guard is now blocked.


    As you turn to look at the front of the convoy, you notice a massive gout of flame wash over the front ranks. Turns out the guardsmen disobeyed your order. They retrieved a Hellhound instead.

    ..You contemplate summary execution, regardless of this improvement. You're also being shot at.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:21 No.5704701
    Add Khornette going with the guards with orders to convert any survivors from our earlier stomping fiasco, and that's what we should do.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:22 No.5704706

    This. It'll stall them.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:23 No.5704708
    Find out what's attacking you. Destroy it, or take cover. Deal with the two disobedient guardsmen later.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:24 No.5704723
    Run towards the Hellhound for friendly cover, emptying our bolt-pistol along the way. If possible, try and pick off commanders. No leaders = destroyed morale. Easy pickings for chainswordin'
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:25 No.5704728
    and conversion
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:25 No.5704731
    Damn right!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:26 No.5704733
    Weave through (literally straight through if possible) the convoy, using the METAL BOXES as cover. We can move fast enough and close enough that their guns and sponsons won't be able to target us with ease. Slaughter as we go.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:26 No.5704734
    Move between the vehicles, using them for partial cover, killing as you go, and shouting that you will slaughter all who do not bow before the glory of Khorne. Be sure to take out anyone who seems to be holding morale together.

    You're done when none of them are moving except those bowed at your feet.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:26 No.5704735

    Order Khornette to continue holding down the guardsmen trapped between you and tank. Who's shooting? Give it to them.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:26 No.5704743
    >Have Khornette convert guardsmen.

    She grins, diving into the wrecked Chimera to start with.
    "Why hello there, boys."

    You grimmace at the sounds you hear from inside. No pleasing of Slaanesh is to be had, but 4 scarred guardsmen walk out of the chimera and huddle into the fetal position as Khornette walks out with 3 heads on straps and 3 guardsmen in tow. She starts moving down the lines, whistling as she does so.

    You charge off towards the front, determined to halt this retreat, despite the guardsmen in the Hellhound incinerating most who try and escape.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:27 No.5704744
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:28 No.5704752
    >While Screaming: "KNOW I WAS LIKE YOU COWARDS! LEARN TO LOVE THE SLAUGHTER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and picking off gunners and sergeants.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:28 No.5704761
    Nice, though I'm a bit confused. Is that three converts and four pussys, or four converts and three decapitated bodies?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:28 No.5704764

    Do this while disabling the chimeras on the way.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:29 No.5704770
    4 broken mindfucked guardsmen,
    3 dead guardsmen (sgt. included)
    3 new converts.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:30 No.5704776

    Tear a few of the guards into shreds, then take them along with you. Blow up a tank so it's very obvious what you have in your hands.

    "THIS IS NOT VERY HARD, PEOPLE. I only need you to do two things. First. Kneel. Repeat after me: Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne."
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:30 No.5704780
    The three converts must pledge fealty to Khorne with the lives of those four.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:30 No.5704781
    After the conflict, round up all the mindfucked guardsmen.

    Then induct your new converts by having them kill the mindfucked ones.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:31 No.5704790
    If the song "Convoy" is known in the 41st millenia, or the ruinous powers would let us know it through MINDFUCK, start singing it inbetween skullfucking people with our chainsword.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:31 No.5704794
    Unrelated to current story... but... Negi, what did you envision us originally doing when you first posted?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:33 No.5704807
    We are totally singing convoy.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:33 No.5704811

    This. But of course we'll need Khornette's help to mindfuck the survivors who don't surrender. Gather all of them before the burning tank so we can see them clearly.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:35 No.5704821
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:35 No.5704826
    How many men are left? Few enough that we can enjoy ourselves, or enough that we should stay on our toes?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:37 No.5704837
    Either way, we can totally enjoy ourselves while doing it. I'm sure Slaanesh will be at least a little pleased by a Khornate champion going out of his way to have fun while serving his god.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:38 No.5704842
    >Blow up a tank
    Palming a Meltabomb into your fist, you punch the side of a Chimera. Ignoring the searing heat thanks to the gift of your daemonic armour, you stand unscathed as the tank erupts in a plume of fire and body parts.

    >"THIS IS NOT VERY HARD, PEOPLE. I only need you to do two things. First. Kneel. Repeat after me: Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne."

    Some guardsmen look at each other on the sponson guns, then start hosing down the loyalists with bolter fire. Looks like they'll take their chances with you. The convoy grinds to a halt as guardsmen start pouring out in a desperate last stand.


    >Input Combat Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:39 No.5704848
    Fire up the meltagun. Let's get some vehicle explodes results.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:39 No.5704851
    Set an example for your new converts.

    Charge with your bolt pistol in hand and chainsword blazing. Khorne will have blood, be it theirs or yours.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:39 No.5704853
    Khrone: 39 (and rising)
    Imperium: SHITLOADS (130+)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:40 No.5704858

    Fucking rip and tear. Use that powersword and have some fun, all while screaming at the top of my lungs.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:41 No.5704866
    "You will prove your loyalty to Khorne, and your Betrayal of the Emperor with a mark!!"
    Grab the nearest guardsmen, lift him in the air, chain the fuck out of him.
    "Those who do not serve in combat will serve as sacrifice!!!"

    Start ripping the shit of anything, anything who doesn't pledge fealty.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:42 No.5704874
    We've beaten impossible odds before.

    We can do this!

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:42 No.5704877
    This, melta time.

    Also, the reason I'm trying to appeal to Slaanesh is so we can get Noise Marine style amps. What's the point in having theme music if we can't make our enemies know it while we eviscerate them?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:44 No.5704890
    Your Power Chainsword whirs to life as you feel the heat of lasfire bear down on your body. In an act of bloody rage and defiance, you roar out at the guardsmen, the lasfire almost bouncing off your daemonic armor. You charge the lines with your bolt pistol snapping off shots, closing the gap with the guardsmen. Some turn and run. They will be dealt with.

    >Khorne: +19
    >Tzeentch: +2

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:45 No.5704894

    Blasting at 23567348659834 db's

    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:46 No.5704901
    I seriously had no planned story or anything. That's why it was called "Random Guardsman Quest" and I noted "Insomniac Edition" because I haven't been able to sleep.

    Apparently I'm a pretty cool guy when I'm out of my fucking head from exhaustion.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:46 No.5704903

    Oh and we'll have to mutate a guardsman into a huge speaker.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:46 No.5704907
    Hold the chainsword out in front of you, blade facing the crowd at head level, bulldozer style. Run.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:46 No.5704908

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:47 No.5704913
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:48 No.5704918
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:48 No.5704919
    Have khornette assist you in tearing up the battle field.

    Rip and Tear.

    Get your new recruits blooded, they will know what it means to serve Khorne.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:49 No.5704924
    Your sword lines up a nice path through a group of guardsmen.

    Over the sound of Convoy, you hear the starting tune of "Raining Blood" playing as you move forwards, each riff another soul sent to Khrone.

    >Khorne: +20 *DING*
    >Tzeentch: +2
    >Slaanesh: +3

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:49 No.5704925
    Well, since Bloodletter and the converted guard have had some time to gather and setup, and the two original guard showed some initiative by grabbing a Hellhound, mayhaps taking some time to hide and allow them to engage and distract the guard, while we go and take out those fleeing guard. We'll be back shortly to flank the remaining guard and slaughter more of them.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:50 No.5704930
    >Khrone Perk: Furious Charge has been gained
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:50 No.5704934
    Grab nearest guardsman by the throat. Snap it. Stuff a grenade in his mouth, and toss him into the largest concentration of Imperial Guard. The best way to beat an enemy is to scare the living fuck out of it.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:50 No.5704935
    Singing and screaming and praising the ruinous powers all the way, we're going through and through and through, we'll show them what "unshakeable faith" means!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:50 No.5704936
    Such humble beginnings...They grow up so fast...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:51 No.5704938
    Increase Toughness.

    We may be encased in daemonic armor, but one really big round will turn us into red paste
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:51 No.5704943
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:51 No.5704944
    I vote Strength. We sure are getting a lot of use out of that Chainsword.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:51 No.5704947

    Grandpappy Nurgle can toughen us right up.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:52 No.5704950
    Quickly! Do something Papa Nurgle would approve of!

    Errr, um.... Crap in the wounds of one of the still alive foes!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:52 No.5704953
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:53 No.5704957
    +1W if that's possible, we're gonna be hard as all hell
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:53 No.5704958


    With enough strength, we don't need tank buster weapons. We ARE a tank buster weapon.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:53 No.5704959

    Fuck Nurgle.


    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:53 No.5704964
    The convoy now lies in ruins as the moans and groans of wounded and bleeding fill the air. Khornette is sitting on her own personal skull throne, though more like a head throne. She must have been busy.

    Around 40 guardsmen stand behind her, showing enough backbone to accept her offer.

    You cut through roughly 30 yourself, the Hellhound stopping runners and ending 20 or so in a fiery death. The remaining 30 survivors are all huddled together, reading their primers, babbling incoherenty, or screaming in madness.

    >Input Orders.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:53 No.5704967
    This is a general chaos level, not a khorne level. We can have anything!
    Or we could get a 3+ invulnerable save.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:54 No.5704971
    Not to mention lots of other music.

    Lest we forget our original theme song, Detharmonic?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:54 No.5704972
    The new recruits must slay the remaining imperials, whomever returns with no skulls shall be executed.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:54 No.5704976
    >WS: 6 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 4 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++

    >Fearless, Chosen of Khorne, Fleet, Furious Charge
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:55 No.5704987
    Fuck the extra toughness or wounds, this shit right here.

    Hehehehehe. Okay, chill for a liiittle moment, we got a second or six to assess any threats before we go on our next killstreak.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:56 No.5704997
    Order the traitor guardsmen to fire upon the loyalists until they don't look human anymore. Then burn the bodies.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:56 No.5704999

    "You there. Guardsmen! Prove your loyalty on these... chaff." *point to the babbling idiots*

    "And be creative about it. I expect to see a great shrine to The Blood God when I return"

    Kiss the Khornette, 'Gimme some sugar, baby', style.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:56 No.5705001
    Hop onto the Hellhound and surf it into the middle of the pack, then have it let loose with an inferno!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:57 No.5705002

    Time to change the fucking pace! Throw some COMPASSION AT THEM!

    Use some honeyed words, a few sweet promises, offers of eternal life. All you need to do is put down those little primers, kneel before the Ruinous Powers, and pledge yourself to them.

    Because do you think your soul will make it to the False Emperor, with some many daemons around, eager to snatch up those ethereal souls and play with them in the warp. Your only chance is to embrace Chaos. They have seen that it is far more powerful then the Corpse on the Throne. Why else could such a small band destroy an entire convoy without breaking a sweat?

    The first one to accept, give something spiffy to. Your bolt pistol, actually. Cause who fucking needs a pussy pistol when you have the power of RIP N TEAR!
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)05:58 No.5705009
    >WS: 6 BS: 5 S: 4 T: 4 W: 4 I: 5 A: 5 Ld: 10 Sv: 4++
    >Fearless, Chosen of Khrone, Furious Charge, Fleet

    Note: Chosen of Khorne: Immunity: Instant Death, Psyker Abilities
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:58 No.5705011

    No, not the bolt pistol.

    First rights to whatever loot they wish.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:58 No.5705014

    Look over the crowd. Get Khornette, and put your arm around her shoulder. (Might as well get this in while you're at it.)

    "I want strong ones. I want some guardsmen who're ready to kill before they're killed. Take this as the first test you've passed. But I only need ten of you. Come on! Last ten standing wins!"

    Then, as the guardsmen scramble to wallow in chaos, snog khornette.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:59 No.5705023
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)05:59 No.5705024
    In fact, that person should be made Sergeant. Tell him to go find a fancy hat and put the Khorne logo on it in blood.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:00 No.5705037

    That works too. But I figure you would get a better reaction by offering one of your own prized possessions to the first to swear allegiance. Prove to them we aren't all so bad, once you get to know us.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:00 No.5705038
    Snog break! We are still but mortal flesh, and we'll still show the "Chaos Space Marines" how it's done!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:01 No.5705044

    Okay, this.

    But I still think we need 'Gimme some sugar, baby'.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:02 No.5705047
    I'd wager it's important to have something to use while closing a distance.

    Search the remains of the battlefield, stockpile it, and assess the situation. Get some intel on other possible nearby convoys or armories or such.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:03 No.5705057
    Motherfucking this. And then make a group of the babbling recruits fight a group of the first blood recruits. We didn't earn the name Betrayer for nothing!
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:03 No.5705062
    >You say all that.

    Out of the group of coherent guardsmen who are in the "mindfucked" circle, only 4 refuse to give up the Emperor's protection.

    You lift them one by one, eviscerating each of them slowly, holding your Power Chainsword at an angle, splitting them from stomach sternum, letting their organs pour out on to the ground. The other 9 who can still move with their own thoughts join the group of converts.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:03 No.5705063
    Nah. The unblooded can be cannon fodder for the blooded.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:04 No.5705064
    After we leave the planet, we should head through the eye of terror, bitchslap abaddon and start a red crusade.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:04 No.5705071
    Head towards the starport, killing all in your way.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:05 No.5705078

    This. But watch the guardsmen kill first. Demand they put the blood on themselves. No sticking with bayonet and kicking away.

    Then look around at the vehicles. Some might still be usable. We want to move around in style.

    Finally, those two guys who got the wrong tank.... tell them you'd take days killing them, but they got a good tank so they're saved. Keep it up.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:06 No.5705081
    have your guard get more vehicles, have the unblooded guard on foot still.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:06 No.5705087
    Excellent.... I am sure Tzeentch is pleased by this.

    Now, the first who swore allegiance, make him a sergant. By carving the chevrons into his arms. Blood for the Blood God, he does not care from where is spills.

    It is alright if he screams in pain. But, BUT, if he has the balls to no so much as utter a word, we MUST make him extra bad ass.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:08 No.5705101
    >Current Force:

    >Hard Converts: 2
    >Fresh Converts: 48

    >Inventory: Keys to garage filled with fucking tanks, you fucks.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:08 No.5705111
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:09 No.5705117
    Chaos Convoy. Fuck year.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:09 No.5705124


    Just as planned?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:09 No.5705127
    time for some chaos armor roll.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:09 No.5705128

    We go into the garage and equip ourselves, then! But the unblooded ones are a problem. We can't ensure their loyalty.

    We'll need to carve the sign of Khorne into their foreheads.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:10 No.5705129
    Our two are original guys are fairly locked in, but it's fear that holds the others. We need to do something to ensure their loyalty. Blood orgy, skull pyramid, cut yourself and bleed on your neighbor's Aquilla, something.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:10 No.5705134
    Explore the Garage. What tanks do we have?

    Also, scavenge the battle field for extra armor and weaponry.

    Arm the hard converts with the best.

    Arm the one whom first swore loyalty with equally good gear.

    Distribute the rest.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:11 No.5705147
    Oh fucking yes. Time to fully armour up. Also, we want pools of blood, corpses, and skulls. Blood and Skulls for Khorne, Nurgle will take the corpses in his own fat sweaty bloated time.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:11 No.5705149
    We don't need 48... we only need like, 20, at best. Make them kill for the right to live.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:12 No.5705155
    We need to see how bad ass the first convert from this group is! PROCEED WITH >>5705087
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:14 No.5705181
    Chevrons of Blood, carved into the flesh, shall become our symbol.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:14 No.5705183
    You order over the two guardsmen from the Hellhound.

    "You shall be my subordinates."

    Holstering your own blade and pistol, you pull two chainswords from the dead below. As if to support your decision, the pair of buzzing blades begin to sear your flesh as they become infused with the power of a khornate daemon, just as your own, sans the "Power Weapon" quality.

    You award your sergeants their symbols of office.

    "Now scar yourselves with the chevrons of Khrone."

    They pull the combat blades from their belts. One guardsman pulls off his shoulder pad and motions to the other. In an agonizing scream, he marks his blood brother. The other pulls off his chest plate. Proving his strength, he grits through the pain as he is marked with a large wound across his chest.

    >CHAOS LEVEL: 11
    >Khorne: +23
    >Tzeentch: +2
    >Slaanesh: +6

    >Squad Leaders: Sergeant, Hard Sergeant
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:15 No.5705204
    Task Khornette with slaughtering any man that shows weakness or inabillity on the battle field.

    It's probably best to start with something familiar, and damn if Khornettes wouldn't make awesome commissars.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:16 No.5705220
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    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:17 No.5705225
    I planned on sleeping tonight, but nooooooo. There had to be a thread this awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:17 No.5705231
    I have the same dilemma. I have to be awake in 5 hours, but damn if I'm going to miss this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:17 No.5705233
    Find the hat from the armory we had oh so long ago and present it to Khornette.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:18 No.5705234
    Fuck yes. Who has the sexy Commissar daementte picture?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:18 No.5705247
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    Too true mate.
    >> !!PAcwx7zYQ6F 09/03/09(Thu)06:19 No.5705252
    Give him the Commisar cap Gary-Anon is wearing and then tell the remaining 29 that you only need 20. And if after one minute more than that amount are left, all of them are forfeit,.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:19 No.5705255
    >Vehicle List:
    >Leman Russ Battle Tank, Hvy Bolter Sponsons: 5
    >Leman Russ Executioner, Plasma Cannon Sponsons: 2
    >Leman Russ Demolisher, Multi-Melta Sponsons: 2
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:19 No.5705259
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    Can't find it. Have some more Khornette.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:20 No.5705267
    My eyes feel dry and uncomfortable from being awake.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:20 No.5705271

    Yeah give her the commissar's cap I think we nicked from... somewhere.

    We need to ask the converts: are there any other convoys? Where are they going? We need to intercept them. Things would get interesting if the entire planetary guard comes down on us.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:21 No.5705281

    Now, we must improve our standing with the other Gods. While Khrone is our patron, we should see if our sergants will be blessed by other gods. Chaos Undivided is what we should try and make our army.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:21 No.5705286
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    Think this is it.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:21 No.5705288
    >Input Sgt. Names


    >Hard Sgt.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:22 No.5705291
    Took it at the spaceport when we got our first two recruits.

    I feel like I'm reminiscing over something that happened very recently.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:22 No.5705292
    I meant the one of her in purple leather but this works.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:22 No.5705294
    We have 48. Why waste 28 potentially lethal killing machines in hostile territory?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:22 No.5705298
    Hard Sergeant Voldune
    Sergeant Belarius
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:23 No.5705300
    Frank and Bill
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:23 No.5705303
    Hard Sgt. Sig Coleman
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:23 No.5705310

    This voice in Gary's head approves of these names.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:24 No.5705326
    >As does OP.

    >Hard Sergeant Voldune: Wearing Commissar Cap of the Betrayer
    >Sergeant Belarius: Wingman, being a bro
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:25 No.5705330

    Ted the incinerator (Non-hard)

    Steve the painless (hard)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:25 No.5705334

    In order of POWER:

    Khorne first and foremost.
    Slaanesh for combat drugs and noise.
    Tzeench for tactics and planning and subtle beginnings.
    Nurgle last, we don't really get a kick out of that.

    But in PRACTICAL order:

    Tzeench gets the ball rolling.
    Khorne kicks it into overdrive.
    Slaanesh makes it fun and gives us post-carnage torture.
    Nurgle gets the rotten carcasses we leave in our wake.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:25 No.5705335
    Hard Sgt Tiberus
    Sgt Relic
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:26 No.5705341

    HSgt. shall just be referred to as 'Sarge'.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:27 No.5705348
    Now that's all settled, do we have any in our company that can...

    1. be trusted

    2. pilot a Leman Russ tank?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:27 No.5705349
    Don't forget to update the archive when the thread runs low.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:28 No.5705356
    We never did initiate that first convert from the fresh group, did we...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:28 No.5705358

    Yes. Therefore! What we actually need to do now is to get a map, or surveyor, or some such equipment. And take the tanks. Have we decided which tanks to take? I say we take the ones with the hvy bolters.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:29 No.5705359
    What does it take to pilot a lemon russ too? 1 driver + 1 guy for each gun + 1 loader fr the big gun?
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:29 No.5705361
    >10 minutes with Khornette solves any 'loyalty' issue. Not pleasing Slaanesh in the process.

    >...Yes. This was planned.
    >Tzeentch +1
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:29 No.5705363
    I would favor Melta. We can cover infantry, but I question our ability to combat vehicles.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:30 No.5705371
    Now that we have figured that out, stand on the top of the Hellhound, now drenched in the blood and organs of those unfit to serve, and make this speech

    "Brothers, long have we been held under the yoke of a long dead man, living in fear of one misspoken word and the commissars wrath. No longer will we fear these men. They shall fear us instead! We may be a small band, but our devotion to the Ruinous Powers makes us stronger then a thousand of the mindless zealots we face. Let them speak of the glory of dying in the False Emperor's name. We shall see how loud their prayers are when we crush them beneath our Chaos infused treads!

    Mount up! It is time to continue our glorious slaughter!"
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:31 No.5705372
    >Limit choices to 3 standard tanks
    >Have troops to crew all 9, with space for some to ride ontop
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:31 No.5705374
    Commander, Gunner, Loader, Driver, 2 Sponson Gunners, close personal contact.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:31 No.5705379
    Not so much "Chaos Undivided" as "Chaos Perfected". Tzeentch shouldn't have to do much, all that flashy sorcerous bullshit never gets any real damage done unless you're dragging shit out of the warp and dropping it into combat. Khorne does all the legwork, Slaanesh makes it worthwhile and Nurgle plays cleanup.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:33 No.5705391
    Shit. Lightning. Tempted to turn of computer in case of fryalation, but thread...so...good...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:33 No.5705392
    Fuck yes Chaos.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:33 No.5705393
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    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:33 No.5705396
    We are a chosen of Khorne! We will not hide in the belly of a metal beast, when our power chainsword is still unsated! We will lead by example, a glorious figure leading every charge, a mighty warrior taking the first and last kills of each battle, an unwavering bastion of pure, unadulterated RAGE!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:34 No.5705401
    Thread so awesome but sleep is needed. archive the fuck out of this shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:34 No.5705407

    We could mix and match. But yeah how many men = 1 Leman Russ?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:34 No.5705408

    *Recipricate da brofist*

    Normally I just lurk these. I am on a roll tonight!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:35 No.5705417
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    Who says there's no joy in pleasing Khorne?

    Revenge is a blessing of Chaos.

    Now go take revenge upon all those who have wronged you in your life prior to the transformation.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:37 No.5705441
    I can never ever stop lol'ing at how Nick gave Vasquez a show.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:37 No.5705442
    We still have that old ID from our homeworld, right?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:37 No.5705443

    Nny, truly one of Khorne's chosen.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:38 No.5705451
    I'd talk more about it, but I would hate to derail this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:38 No.5705455
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:39 No.5705467
    >Now go take revenge upon all those who have wronged you in your life prior to the transformation.

    Yes. There is still one who lives. The man responsible for holding together the Cadian Legions. From the battle of Tyrok Fields to on going campaigns, this man serves not only as the Supreme Commander, but as Lord Castellan and Planetary Governor. Without him, you would have never been conscripted.

    He must pay.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:40 No.5705470
    Tanks to take with

    Leman Russ, Hell Hound, Chimera.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:40 No.5705479
    >lord castellan

    Oh fuck me.

    Not him.

    Anyone but him.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:40 No.5705480
    Shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:40 No.5705484
    We should repay the favour of him placing us in the path of Khorne... by returning Khorne's blessings to him tenfold.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:41 No.5705496
    Am I going to be the first one to shout it?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:42 No.5705511
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:42 No.5705513

    Shout what?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:42 No.5705517
    Then once he's done, we're going to mass our forces, maybe chill in the warp for a while.

    Then, my friends...

    ..We're going to Terra.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:43 No.5705520
    Thank you.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:43 No.5705528
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    That man, the hero of Cadia, who has held back countless of Chaos forces from Abadon's Black Crusades still stands between you and ultimate victory.

    That man, whose very name causes Tzeentch himself to brew storms in the warp rivaling Khrone's rage.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:44 No.5705533
    So, the Tactical Genius himself, eh? We might need Tzeentch on our side for this one.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:44 No.5705536
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:44 No.5705540


    ...I just realised something.

    He didn't see *this* coming.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:44 No.5705542
    ....Gather the men.

    We have work to do.

    We need enemies to strengthen us.

    We need recruits.

    We need cannon fodder.

    And we need every ounce of strength the dark gods can grant us.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:46 No.5705557
    Do you mean to say ...

    We out 'Creed'd' Creed?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:47 No.5705575
    Fuck it we can do it ourselves. ONE MAN ARMY!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:47 No.5705576

    He is but another man who's skull will be heaped upon our God's throne. His past records mean nothing to us. Failabbon should have been removed from Warmaster long ago.

    Before we rush blindly into the heart of the strongest bastion in the Imperium, with the exception of Terra, we must become stronger! We must pave a road of bone and blood up to him, let him look back upon our previous conquest and know, maybe for the first time in his pitiful existence, fear.

    Nothing, not even the Gods themselves, will stop us from getting our revenge on this man. Should his death further their goals, so be it. Their goals are not our concern now.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:48 No.5705586

    ...Then we might just be able to pull this off. We'll need every recruit, every vehicle, every weapon, every ounce of support we can get from the Chaos gods. We'd better start appeasing the other three a bit in order to gain their favor as well...
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:48 No.5705597
    Not just yet. But we know who he is and we know what he does. But most importantly, he doesn't know who we are, or a Baneblade would've been dropped on us by now.

    We will destroy his Tactical Genius with Anti-Tactical Insanity.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:49 No.5705601
    Alright, I have a plan.

    First, we need to build our strength. If we can manage to get 500 converts and cultists, maybe one of the CSM chapters will take us seriously. And we can ask for reinforcements and blessings of the dark gods.

    And if we gain victories, perhaps we'll gain more help from the CSM chapters. If not help from them, then the Dark Gods. If fate shines upon us, then both.

    Once we have two legions dedicated to us, we can strike at the very heart of the Cadian Gate and strong arm our way through the finest the Imperial Guard have to offer.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:51 No.5705616
    No, no, no, too predictable. This is Creed. We need the unexpected, inexplicable, we need the warp and noise and thunder and we need to appear in his private quarters while he's chewing cigars and jerking it to the Emperor.

    We need madness.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:52 No.5705626
    ...We need the Warp.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:52 No.5705628
    We need Sparta?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:52 No.5705630
    ...lots of Warp.
    >> Negi !B2bSxiuNtM 09/03/09(Thu)06:52 No.5705634


    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:53 No.5705635

    So, we need to take our entire current group, and teleport them into the same room with Creed. And pull something similar to tactical genius?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:53 No.5705636
    That's fine and dandy, but it's better of Creed is busy fighting others, and doesn't know of our existence. If we can create a war between a Chaos Marine Legion and Creed, he'll have his hands full with them, rather than our little group.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:54 No.5705651
    Alright, almost time for someone to update the archive.

    Don't forget to do that.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:54 No.5705652
    300 elites sounds like a good number. Pad it out with 10,000 mindless psychopaths... and instead of defending, we strike to the core and destroy Creed before he can even SAY "tactical".

    We don't need the numbers, we proved that today.
    We need insanity and the mind to pull it off.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:55 No.5705663
    We started this shit with a cigar, a necklace, and a combat knife. And by God, we will finish it with more power and glory than any man in all of Holy Terra could imagine.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:57 No.5705681
    I'll update once the new thread is linked.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)06:58 No.5705686

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