>catch glimpse of opponent shuffling their deck>count at least six man-eater bugs
>>56296088That's an illegal deck.
>Player cheats>You'd rather deal with his cheating than the asshole judge who really doesn't want to be there.
>>56296107Not if it's three Man Eater Bugs and three Nobleman Eater Bugs!Also I am aware tributing to Set is really shitty, but unless you've got one of the less than a handful of cards that wipe out set monsters without flipping them when they're destroyed/banished, there's not really fuck all you can do about it.
>>56296088What a fantastic movie.
>>56296781Goodbye you dumbass weevil underwood bitch
>Yugioh on /tg/>more proof that yugioh players cheat.
>>56296088Looks like he's planning to eat six men.
>>56296088Is that fucking Dirch Passer?
>>56301743from reptilicus if i remember right
>>56296088>Be shuffling my deck>Notice opponent burning the deck I am holding with his eyes in a manner I find dishonorable.>Use simple card control to show him the same man-eater bug card 9 times in a row.>Come to 4chan and realize he is retarded.
>>56300829As if players of any card game don't cheat.
>watch guy shuffle his deck>It's a combination of YGO, MtG, Pokemon, Harry Potter, and various other card games
>>56303502>oh dear god I think I saw the Dragonball GT TCG in there
>>56303502HE'S CROSSING THE STREAMSRUN BEFORE HE CUTS IN CHAOTIC, HE'S ALREADY ADDED WEISS SCHWARZ AND TANTO CUORE
>>56306403TOO LATE, HE ALREADY ADDED CARDFIGHT VANGUARD
>>56303502Why didn't Spellfire survived?
>opponent shuffles deck>different brands of card sleeve in roughly the same color
>>56306403>>56306546THERES DIGIMON AND DUELMASTERS IN HIS SIDE DECKTHE MADMAN IS MILLING YOU WITH UNO CARDS
>>56306796WAS THAT BATTLE SPIRITS
>>56306796YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE ADDS HEARTHSTONE AND TURNS THIS INTO A DIGITAL DUEL
>>56296781You do realize that they only trigger their Flip effects if flipped face-up BEFORE they leave the board, right? So if I use, say, Wild Tornado's effect to destroy a set Man Eater Bug, it just dies like a bitch and its effect never triggers.Unless a card specifically flips something up (and doesn't have that phrase "Flip Effects do not activate at this time"), a monster swings into it for battle (since you have to flip it up to check the stats to resolve battle correctly), or it's just plain Flip Summoned, Flips don't get their effects.Also there's tons of monster removal that doesn't care if something is face-down first.
>>56307038BUT HE JUST SET A BICYCLE CARD IN HIS GRAVEYARDHE'S NOT EVEN USING REAL YUGIOH CARDS
>>56307825THE SHINY BOOTLEGS!?
>>56306796What is this, Calvinball?
>>56296088Goddammit, go away Reptilicus guy. You fucked up so much crap in that movie.
>>56303502>There was even a bakugan in there>How does he shuffle a sphere with cards?
>>56307987quite expertly really.
>>56306796OH SHIT NIGGA HE JUST PULLED OUT AN APPLES TO APPLES CARD!
>>56308092AND NOW, HE'S CHALLENGING YOU TO A BEYBLADE DUEL IN THE BEY-ARENA TO SEE WHO GOES FIRST
>>56308156Okay well he better not use a reverse-rotation bey.
>>56308221Worse, it's one of the springy jumpy ones.
>>56308156THE BAYBLADE SHOT OUT OF HIS BAKUGAN LAUNCHERHE'S PLAYING POLYMERIZATIONHE'S FUSING HIS BEYBLADE WITH A BDAMAN>>56308221>>56308366even worse, its got a magnet frame
>>56308366>>56308389There's no hope. Not even playing all of these games simultaneously can beat him now.You have to cheat. Slip a Go to Jail card into his deck, but give him no dice so he can't roll doubles.
>>56308156>>56308221>>56308389M-masaka! That's no bey-arena...ITS HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
>>56308653What the hell? Are those bingo balls in the pit?
>>56308389Wait, why is the magnet frame glowing...! That's no magnet! It's a Medal! He's going to use the Medaforce!>>56308671>>56308697He's using the d100 Bingo balls to spell out words on a Ouija board!
>>56308712Look, just give me 8 d6's, but with two ones, two twos, and two blanks on each die.If I can trigger a Haunt early enough, we may just reach Jumanji before this madman connects four.
>>56308712>>56308780BUT THE OUIJA BOARD JUST SPELLED OUT GRETZKYHE JUST OUIJA SUMMONED WAYNE GRETZKY TURN 1
Oh shit, he's consolidating mana!
>>56308819BUT LOOK!THE LAST LETTER WAS ON A TRIPLE WORD SCORE!!!THAT'S THREE WAYNE GRETZKYS TURN 1
>>56308805No, you idiot! Jenga will only give him the advantage! Give him the ice hammer instead, we all know that penguin will fall when he launches the hammer from the Mouse Trap. And then? Then he'll lose.
And he still has 5 shields!
>>56308653HE JUST USED POT OF GREED TO DRAW ANOTHER BEYBLADE>>56308877HE SACRIFICED A GRETZKY TO PLAY ITITS THE FUCKING SPINNER FROM LIFE UPSIDE DOWN
>>56308920Don't look now, but that wasn't a Beyblade.It was a Baneblade.
He's just set up a squad of battle droids led by Count Dooku!
>>56308920HE JUST ACTIVATED HIS KING OF TEMARIA ABILITY AND PLAYED AN IMPENETRABLE FOG
>this entire fucking thread
>>56308966Does anyone have three of a kind?
>>56303502>>56306367>>56306403>>56306546>>56306581>>56306653>>56306796>>56306833>>56307038>>56307825>>56307915>>56307941>>56307987>>56308092>>56308156>>56308221>>56308366>>56308389>>56308409>>56308653>>56308671>>56308697>>56308712>>56308780>>56308805>>56308819>>56308875>>56308877>>56308886>>56308920>>56308949>>56308958>>56308966We believe in you, Yugi!Win this duel, save your Grandpa, be the king of games!>KING OF ALL THE GAMES
>>56308966WAIT, DID HE JUST FLIP HIS REDANIAN INFANTRY POG BACK ONTO HIS BENCH WITHOUTH PAYING THE TWO GRETZKY RETREAT COST?
>>56309012You're right. It's time to end this!
>>56297061>Goodbye you dumbass weevil underwood bitchSuch a sick card. I think I had an illegal amount (2 or 3) in my deck
>>56309085NO...IT'S WORSE HE JUST BUT DOWN A COMMUNITY CHEST CARD. THE MAD MAN JUST MADE 500 MONOPLY DOLLARS!!!
>>56309162Worry not, anon. The Forbidden One has already been unleashed. At last our nightmare is over.
>>56309162THE CHEST! IT'S OPENING!
>>56309085IT SEEMS TO ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY TWO-GRETSKY COMBO.I ALWAYS HAVE TWO WAYNE GRETSKYS
>>56309194MAN-EATING TREASURE CHESTTHE BOSS MONSTER OF THE MAN-EATING DECK
>>56309194NOLAN RYAN? BUT THAT WILL LET HIM SEARCH HIS DECK FOR A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD!>>56309197TH-THAT GRETZKY BELONGED TO MY FATHER! YOU BASTAAAAAARD!
>>56309191Anon, he got out of jail free! Everyone knows that protects from Exodia!It's only a matter of time until he captures Argentina with 10 armies!
>>56309253WHICH WILL BE A CINCH, I JUST SAW HIM LOAD A DARK HOLE INTO HIS B-DAMAN BLASTER!
>>56309279Can't we banish it with an Elder Sign?
>>56309279Don't worry, his Black Whole will be no match for me.I summon Wind Up Kitten in Attack Mode
>>56309357But he rolled a 5 and 6 on his defense rolls!>>56309339You need to sacrifice a Wayne Gretzky to use an Elder Sign, and to summon another Wayne Gretzky we'd have to win best 2 out of 3 in rock paper scissors.
>>56309516HE JUST CHAIN CANCELED C.S INTO S CARCASS RAID AND THEN USED THE FRAME ADVANTAGE TO SEND HIS PAWN TO E4
>>56296088>>56308958>>56309235>manage to kill a droid unit>have to take a prize card from him>wait, why are all 6 YGO cards?>unless.... those 6 you saw>flip>Man Eater Bug>ALL SIX ARE MAN EATER BUGS
>>56309819AND IT'S STILL TURN 1
ASK HIM IF HE HAS ANY KINGS QUICK, HE'S ABOUT TO GET A ROYAL FLUSH
>>56310144It's too late for that, he's already got blackjack.
Hold on OP, I've got your back.First, I'm gonna need this.
>>56310449Actually I did have this long, convoluted, unbeatable plan, but then I remembered this broken thing exists.
I made a deck after seeing this exchange. Think I could place in WCS 2017?Tabletop simulator object file here (save as .json):https://pastebin.com/raw/xpxQqzT2
Damn! There's no winning this game...but there's always a chance to win another!
>>56310705pretty good but you're missing a few integral cards to really have a chance>you dont have MetalGreymon and WarGarurumon without Omnimon>There's no Bicycle Instructions card, that's baseline meta nowadays>You're better off with a SSJ4 Goku instead of Fat Buu for both better draw and another Gretzky Option>No Bakugan or Beyblade or Life Spinner>You only need 1 Exodia in a Man-Eater Deck>No Extra Deck>Only 1 Pot Of Greed>Needs more Harry Potter for graveyard stability>No Black Hole for Turn 1 Argentina
>>56310705>No Sailor Moon CCG card>No Bakugan card>No Bicycle Instruction card>No Force of Will
>>56311651Since Sailor Mercury Leviathan and Peter Pan got banned those haven't been as viable in the current meta. But if your willing to run a couple more GOOJF for when the judge calls you out then it can work.Otherwise the space is better used for GTs and Draw 4's.
>>56310705So what does Pot of Greed do again?
Alright guys, finished the screenshot.
>>56303363>tfw stack my cards>tfw when move cards to top of the deck when no one is looking>tfw when I've never been caught in my fifteen years of playing Magic
>>56312658You're doing God's work you beautiful bastard
>>56312658Proof that TG isn't dead
>>56296107There was a spellcaster that was otherwise functionally identical to Man-Eater Bug. Old Vindictive Magician, I think?
>>56311528You forgot to include a Saddam Hussein to keep them from using a judge card to undo the turn 1 Gretzkies.
but does that player have 3 coins to use the assassin they've just played?
>>56315798He's got 500 monopoly dollars! A dollar is 100 cents! He can assassinate over 15,000 times!
>>56316232They really need to unban Twin! How else can I make 15000 copies of Contessa to block 15000 assassination attempts?
>>56313026I was going to say something clever but you don't deserve my effort. You're a faggot.
>>56297061>Target it>Then destroy it>If you do, then banish itWhy?>Both players reveal main decksThis card is shit
>>56310786Karn is legal but this isn't even legal in vintage
>>56310705>WEISS SCHWARZIt just occurred to me you might be the first person to create TTS objects for a lot of those card games.
Guys hol upI lost my dreidel
Fucking adore threads like this.Is it against the rules to archive threads like this or no? And of not, anyone got links to similar threads in the archive?
>>56309012>KING OF ALL GAMES>PLAYED HUNGER GAMES>BEAT AFRICA