>Meanwhile on Demon Hunter /tg/Alright Hunters, head-count. How many of us are still here after the absolute fucking catastrophe that was this Halloween?
>>56200296Send... more... paramedics....
You won't be here for long, don't worry. The Board Fun Police will put you somewhere else soon.
>>56200296Healing services, working overtime as usual for this time of year.>>56200310Yeah, yeah, we're coming. How many organs are outside your body right now?Oh, we're short on human organs, as a warning, so some of you might be getting some... Not so human organs. They'll naturalize, eventually, and require some harsh medications, but I promise you'll be fine!So, who wants a free incubus dong?
>>56200296Toby Fitz here in the flesh....and bolts
>>56200310Don't worry dear Hunter. Things will probably get better soon. Probably....
>>56200296I'm sorry roleplaying and fun is not /tg/. Please move this to /qst/. Unfortunately our Autistic Nazi Mod is deathly allergic to the enjoyment and success of this board. I'm sorry.
>>56200296Did anyone see Kaldor Draigo?
Fledgling hunter here. when is it ok with making pacts with a demon?
>>56200296I saw a bird the other day.
>>56200361Please do not call *His* name. You'll summon Him.>>56200370Never. It is never "ok" to start making pacts with Demons.
>>56200370THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE STUFF!
>>56200296What's that smell?
>tfw don't live in the Anglophone worldThankfully, no Halloween for us. Festum omnium sanctorum though, in two days, fuck that shit.
>>56200430>Festum omnium sanctorum though, in two days, fuck that shit.Eh, what's the *worst* that could happen?
>>56200310IGNORE THIS CALL! IT'S A TRAP!
>>56200296I fucking said that something was going to go wrong, I fucking said IT. But noooo, we just had to take everyone who signed up for this one. >>56200310Oh quit crying, I lost another hand and you don't hear me crying. Besides, a bit of robotics never heard anyone.>>56200370YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY WE NEED A VETTING PROCESS
>>56200310got bad news for you
>>56200984>I fucking said that something was going to go wrong, I fucking said IT. Most people knew that shit was about to hit the fan when Demons never seen in well over a thousand years started popping out of the woodwork.
>>56200370>is it okay to make a pact with a being I am sworn to destroy.If you have to ask this question you probably should not become a Demon Hunter.
>>56200296I know I'm not.
I'm confused when anon said "fuck Demons" did he mean literary?
>>56201625No, unless they are demons that embody pride, it's a sub/dom situation, and you are the dom.Even then it's a little iffy and unreliable.But to answer you question, no.
>>56201625Yea. Shove books right up their asses.
>>56201707Wait, that actually works?
>>56200395>>56200424>>56200984>>56201462Im asking temporary pacts. nothing long term. stop over reacting you fags
>>56201717With the bible, yes, but you'll need a lot of lube.
>>56200370Fledgling demon here, when isn't it ok to make pacts with idiots?
>>56201745>Im asking temporary pacts.Nothing is "temporary" with Demons, you fool. You will *think* that it's just a "temporary situation", but you will have already well and truly damned yourself beyond saving by working with the Enemy. But since you seem like the sort to not listen no matter what anyone else may say to the contrary, you can enjoy getting fucked over by things made of fractal black-holes, or things composed of mathematical formulae.
Mostly here. Well as much as anyone can be when the town turns mad and you get voodoo and old school demonic shit
anyone here know how to banish a ghost?
>>56201745Fine. It's okay when your seniors say it's okay. And when do we say it's okay?
>>56200296why would an ooze have a mouth, much less teeth?
Demon here. >>56200370 brought me in.AMA
>>56202163asking for a friendif i had a contract with a demonwhere I owed him my soulbut there were several types in the contractis it valid?specifically my friend 'owws' him his 'sole'if my friend gave the demon his shoes would that be good?
>>56200296"Don't burn them at the stake," they said. "That's barbaric," they said. So I didn't, and look what happened.WHO'S LAUGHING NOWNOT MEBECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNYThere is a REASON "just shooting it" does not work with most of this shit! What is it going to take to get people to grasp this? You can't "humanely" kill something with any major regenerative capacity short of actual, literal artillery! Werewolves, witches who know restoration charms, people possessed by basically anything - you either explode them or you burn them.
>>56202218I mean sure. if you bound a spirit to the shoe then maybe. casting a spell to make the shoe sentient might also work.But thats offering someone elses soul, which Im not complaining. but that just makes the contract a little less special.
Well Halloween was a fucking horror show. Demon realms and really old shit started popping up like crazy after 9 PM, me and my buddies were running ourselves ragged trying to shut all that shit down before the locals were touched, but they still got hit, took a couple blocks of the town out and a dozen civilians are hurt pretty bad. I lost three of my buds, and two more are slowly turning to moss, and I am down an arm and an eye, my good arm by the way. Only reason I'm even still awake is a mixture of pain killers, red bulls, lots of whiskey and some pain runes I learned back in my time in the army. So now were cleaning up what's left and trying to pick up the pieces. I dunno what the fuck stirred the bees hive this Halloween, but it was no where close to what it normally is, I saw some things that I've only heard of in my grandad's journals, things that havn't been around for decades.
I found the Book of Horus and read it front to back. Well, as front to back as is possible for a big ass scroll.The magics contained in it are fantastic.
>>56202303no no no its a typothe demon spelled the contract wronghe meant soul but asked for a solehow does this work are there demon lawyers I hire?
>>56202413ohhhhh. well a Demon cannot lie. so fuck that peculiar Demon then. yeah your friends fine.
>>56202437whew! i mean... my friend will be refiled
I just want everyone to know that the fire in the harbor district is a tragic accident that could not have been avoided and that pointing fingers and shifting blame is not going to solve anything.Also, don't go to the harbor district. Turns out setting zombies on fire makes them more dangerous, not less. Who knew?
>>56202464what was that asshole. you better not of lied to a Demon. I can legally cast a curse on you for that.
>>56202494"asking for a friend" is a legally recognized euphemism
>>56202516....;.Fine you pass.
I had to deal with cultists again this year. It was alright you know till they summoned that fucking meat monster. I can pretend to be cool with my new chainsaw arm I guess.
>>56201745No matter how harmless the creature looks do not make a pact with it. There was a hunter a few threads back that tried to negotiate with a faun and ended up disappearing into the woods.
>>56202582Serves the goatfucker right.
>>56202136Why do Demons do *any* of the things that they do, dear Hunter?>>56202326We have also noticed an increase in the number of Demonic terrors this Hallows Eve, though we can't pin-point the source. We are sorry for the loss of your compatriots in the fight however dearest Hunter. May the Light bless their souls, or what may remain of them.
>>56200296These threads really make me want that Hunt game being made by the Crysis guys, the lore for their world is pretty cool, I'd run a tabletop in it
>mom found the binding cricles How do I convince her it's a real job? All she wants be to do is be a smith like my brother
>>56202921Show her first hand your job. Bring her to a exorcism.
>>56202921>How do I convince her it's a real job?Tell her that if it wasn't for your part in hunting the terrors of Night, your entire town might have very well ended up devoured a thousand-times over by now. And if that doesn't work, we'll you can always open a peephole into the Aether, and allow minor Larvae to manifest before her eyes.
>>56202963This guys a rape demon don't ever bring your mom to a job.
>>56200296Most of myself, at least. Sure, I wasn't using that arm anyway, right?I just want to know what else does it take the governments to outlaw halloween...
>>56201786> not pre-rolling softcover editions into shape, then applying elastic bands...
>>56203418You should make it easier for yourself, not more comfortable for them.
>>56200342Oh no I just accidentally cut my weiner off will sense you have that other one just laying around.
>>56200296>the absolute fucking catastrophe that was this Halloween?So where the fuck do you live? Everything was completely silent over here. No great shambling beasts, no unknowable terrors from beyond the hells of hell, not even a fucking vampire bat. Don't think I wasn't looking, too, I spent damn near all night camping out in the deepest darkest parts of the woods here. Here, there's usually some kind of overbearing feeling of impending doom year round, but this halloween was just as boring as ever. Even the animals slept soundly through the night, and they're usually jumpy as shit. Like, honestly? Pretty disappointed And it wouldn't be the FIRST time you assholes got me all excited for nothing. I can't even begin to count all the LETTERS I've gotten and foolishly ignored warning me of some new terror coming to devour us all.
Fuck fuckfuck ok so there were some shady people in the alley round the back of my flat, nothing to worry about until they started singing. Weirdos in a back alley is pretty common in this city but this wasn't proper music, it made my skin crawl and I swear to God my ears bled a little. So I don't know what to do, I'm a trainee, all I've been taught is self-preservation and maintaining already-controlled situations but my bloody mentor's away for the evening on 'business'. I thought I'd get a better look but I didn't want to get any closer (sure as hell didn't want to go outside with them) so I got my binoculars and tried to see if they had any eldritch-looking tools or something, I don't know. Anyway, so I looked at the one who seemed to be leading the 'singing' and she locked eyes with me, like she knew exactly where I was. Obviously I freaked out a little and closed the windows but the singing's only gotten louder and I'm certain I can see the sounds drifting through the air. What the fuck do I do? How do I fix this?
>>56203690You go out there and do what little you have been trained to do, which a generous dose of shotgun based improvisation. Get out of there alive and you graduate to the darwin school of veterancy.
>>56203729I'm in England and it's just my flat, I don't have a shotgun. I haven't even passed handgun training. At best there's kitchen knives, rope and null salts
>>56203590>So where the fuck do you live?We are a vast hive-mind that merged with the spirit of a Hunter near his hour of death, so we aren't affixed to any *one* location. We got to see the devastation from multiple points because of this. The fact that you didn't hear about that one city being swallowed up by a gaping maw, or several well-populated towns turning into Meat-Moss, is far more surprising dear Hunter.
>>56200318>You won't be here for long, don't worry. The Board Fun Police will put you somewhere else soon.Came here to bemoan this.
>>56203590I'm jealous, we got fucked pretty hard out here. All of our veteran's got turned into kids and shit now I have to step up.
>>56203812>All of our veteran's got turned into kids and shit now I have to step up.Are their minds and original personalities still intact at the very least? Because they can still pass off their knowledge in that case.
>>56203861Nah that's the fucked up part complete reversion. Me and witch bitch have to keep em for now while we sort it out. Children are more terrifying than the demons we face sometimes.
>>56203971What exactly happened to cause this my fellow Hunter. Please tell us that it wasn't a Demon of Time. Those things are particularly vile, especially when you take into account what they can do with the full force of their power.
>>56200296How do you get rid of the chopped off head of a demon lord?Somebody told me Holy Water and Chlorox can dissolve it, but it's still intact after 17hours and keeps saying really mean stuff and upsetting our resident priest.
>>56203812>>56203787I live in the middle of nowhere. Typically the forests here are crawling with the most aberrant terrors the deepest pit can choke back up. So imagine my surprise when there wasn't an encroaching march of black lambs baring dim torches, that came in the night and hauled us away one by one to invade and re-release back into society to infiltrate and devour the unworthy.I really expected at least something to happen, with all the hype you guys were drumming up. Not to mention things have been eerily silent for months prior. So good for you, I guess. I wish something interesting happened around here once in a while. Devils clad in hides of wool so stained with blood the crimson is deeper than pitch, eyes smoking black, horns twisted and thorned, you know that sort of thing. Even though I guess I should be grateful that there isn't some eldritch terror crawling beneath my skin that whispers and wails in a thousand different voices, barely able to move my own limbs.But I guess there's a FIRST time for everything, so if anything comes around I'll send a LETTER to keep you all updated. I never know when i might NEED the HELP.
>>56204125>But I guess there's a FIRST time for everything, so if anything comes around I'll send a LETTER to keep you all updated. I never know when i might NEED the HELP..........Dear Hunter, why are you capitalizing these specific words? Is something wrong?
>>56204226Beg your pardon, nothing is wrong, evrything isi as it is memeantant to be be be, perfectly safe. Little thing I do sometimes for absolutely no significant reason, YOU know. A quirk you pick up living with the GUYS out in the styx, we all have something a little off about us. Can't say it has any real purpose. Kills the boredom a little.Look, I'm just rambling I guess. Actually I guess I'm pretty thankful that nothing out here has come to SUCK out my soul and feed it to some unHOLY monstrosity only for it to SHIT it back out into some shambling abomination. Maybe I'm just being as irresponsible and foolhardy as I usually am that tends to get me in way over my head. But nevertheless, it's not like there's some GREAT CATASTROPHE and WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE or anything, so who am I to complain.
>>56204385Oh, I see. Looks like everything is above the level, then!
>>56200296Mostly... I mean at least I have ONE of my legs.
All is calm all is bright.All is calm all is bright.All is calm all is bright.All is calm all is bright.All is calm all is bright.All is calm all is bright.
>>56202029A lot of salt and iron usually works for temporarily banishing them.For permanence either burn the item that holds them to this world or get a priest to perform a cleansing rite.
>>56204385>>56204525Dear Hunters, we may have a situation. Can anyone trace the location of this "hunter" so that we may get a better grasp on what we are dealing with here?
>>56204615Looks like its just down the street from me... brb.If I don't post back in ten minutes... JUST WAIT LONGER
sniveling simpering swallowing swelling saving sighing sickening sickening sickeningthe night was just the start, there will be no dawn to savedo you feel them KINDLY HUNTERSdo you feel your crimes, your crimes of life, crawling onto your backs, digging in and drinking the spinal fluidsthat isn't marrow in your bones, KINDLY HUNTERS, it is hell, it bleeds in through the bone, it seeps into your blood stream, it becomes your humors, we are hell, KINDLY HUNTERS, we are hell walking, and the night shall not end until you all become aware of thisall is calm all is bright
>>56204795according to my recon it looks like he's snorted some sort of demonic hallucinogen and is running around his house completely naked.Anyone have a 50cal I can borrow? I feel the need to obliterate everything within a meter of him.
We Come Bearing NewsOur Empty Eyes Have Witnessed The Hallowed Night And Have Witnessed It's ConsequencesSomething Has Come ThroughThe Walls, Weakened By The Night, Have Been Toppled. The Road Is Being Paved For the Parade Of Demons That We Have Seen With Our Empty EyesThough We Scour The World, Even Our Empty Eyes Cannot See What Has Come Through, But We Can Feel It, Even Now We Feel It, Something Enigmatic, Something Immense, It Is Eclipsing Life, Right Beneath The Conscious LayerWe Will Continue To Watch, But We Fear That We Are Being Watched As Well Now, The Walls Of The Temple Quivered The Hallowed Night, The Walls Quivered As If Something Knocked Against Them, We Are Not Sure How Safe We Are NowStay Safe Hunters Of This World, For As Long As You Can.
>>56204795>>56204125Do we really need two ambiguous evils taunting us at the same time? Fuck's sake guys who's supposed to be keeping this channel secure?
>>56204923We have this. An "old friend" gave it to us some time past. It seems like it would be good for such a situation.
>>56205075I blame the Canadians
>>56205104The channel is secure. Thats what makes it all the more worrying.
>>56204589Note that this has a chance of setting the spirit free or changing its haunting intensity for the worse. The best solution to a bound spirit is just to leave it alone if you can or learn to work around its quirks if you can't.
Alright, I'm getting sick of this shit, something bad is creeping up on us all, I saw fucking shades creeping around the steps of my mansion last night, THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLEFuck it, I'm waking up the knights before this shit gets any worse, at least then they'll be up and awake when it DOES get worse.
Good news: grenades made of iron and filled with of a mixture of salt and explosives works really well especially when said grenades are shoved down a demon's throat.Bad news: now missing arm used to shove said grenades down demon's throat
>>56200296I spent Halloween chauffeuring hitchhiking ghosts around till morning. They always get more substantial around the holiday and I don't want any stupid teenagers pissing them off.
>>56204385LOOK TO THE SUNLOOK TO THE SUN
>>56205075We thank you once again for your warning, Eyeless Ones. Yes, our kin have also noticed the weakening of the veil, it is much weaker than it normally would be in such a situation. Several of our own have also been reporting "Eyes Watching Them From The Dark". We shall take measures to keep a constant vigil on this situation, and to warn others in case it gets any worse. Take care of ensure your own safety as well, O'Eyeless Seers, and may we exchange knowledge once more. Should we survive this, that is.
>>56200359This isn't a quest thread so that's not appropriate. And it's not like the mods delete the /tgdragon threads so calm yourself and get in character.
Remember these words. Any of these words. If you can remember even one, and can remember it with conviction, it could save your life.>The lion>The crayfish>The albatross>The ant>The well>The sheepdog>The child>The northern starDo not forget. Do not forget. They will make you forget, but you must not. If you can remember, you will stay safe.The beetle protects.
>>56204060Bless the Chlorox genius.
>>56204060Well there's your problem. Get the priest to bless a scouring pad and start abrading away the flesh, letting the scraps fall into the Holy Water/Chlorox mix. Once you're down to the bone crush it to dust and pour that into the mix too. If the mix starts luminescing in any way add more Holy Water till it stops then start over with a fresh mix.Oh and you'll want to wear proper PPE, demon fumes are no joke and slashes will burn like mad and leave nasty scarring.
I need some advice. Halloween was a pretty uneventful night, oddly enough, for my quaint little slice of country nowhere, I think it might have something to do with the skeletons that are leaning up against bronze poles that line the hills, creepy crawlies don't seem to take too kindly to getting near them. But the night was not totally without event. These little shitheads showed up that night, and they have been there since Halloween, just dancing in a circle and singing in their gross demon language. They havn't done fuck all else, and vanish during the day, but as soon as the sun goes down they show back up. I've gone out and tried to chase them off but they come right back to dancing like little assholes, just in a different spot, they started in my drive way but now they are dancing in my garden. They havn't made any threatening actions, but they are pissing me off, what do I do to get rid of them?
>>56205710Does the traditional approach (salt&iron) work?
>>56205663we keep blessing it every hour, but it doesn't dissolve beyond the thinnest muscle fibers.I think it's regenerating too. >>56205689Thanks, we'll try that.
>>56205737I tried it, they went up in smoke, but like, twenty minutes later they are back singing their fucking song and doing their stupid little dance.
>>56205783Dance with them, celebrate the occasion. What could go wrong?
>>56205783There's a hellsore open because someone's keeping it open, or someone in town is miserable enough to fuel it. Get that shit contained before hunting those pieces of shits.
>>56205214Alright, status report, got one knight up, woke up faster than I expected. God damn these guys are tall, knocked some of my lights off the ceiling when it was walking through the hallway. When I showed it the front door it rushed out like a dog chasing a cat, snatched up a shade that was lurking on my porch and ate it just like that, kind of surprised how quick the thing acts. Now it's run off towards the forest to the south of my mansion, I'm contemplating if I should follow after it, after all it is a one of a kind, ancient entity that has been sleeping under my mansion for decades...but I also really don't want to go out, it's cold. I could hear some pretty nasty screams coming from the forest though, not human, so don't worry about that.
>>56205838Aside from his soul being utterly devoured, and him becoming one of them to dance for all eternity, you mean?
>>56205838I aint dancing with those little shits, they got greasy little demon fingers, they'll leave some nasty stain on my pants, I just got these pressed>>56205841Oh god. It's probably fucking Martin, the guy is a serious sad sack, not to mention he's a practicing sorcerer, I wouldn't put it past that miserable cunt to threw these dancing fucks to mess up my garden, he's always going on about how his garden looks nicer. NEWS FLASH MARVIN, A GARDEN OF SNAPPING DEVIL FLOWERS ISN'T GONNA WIN ANY CONTESTS.
>>56205912>the guy is a serious sad sack, not to mention he's a practicing sorcerer,Why is it always that combination?
So this guy has been hanging out on the hiking trail near town for a few days now. He doesn't really talk to anyone, besides saying "Good day" and "Stay hydrated" but when he's not doing that he's either sitting there all grumpy, or he's posing dramatically against the rock wall. He doesn't seem like he's doing anything bad, but..I mean...he has big demonic looking wings on his back. Should I try and talk to him? Chase him off? Just leave him be? I dunno, I've only been at this stuff for like two months now.
>>56205291I know how you feel. I live in a haunted house, rents cheap, ghosts aren't a threat, though they can get a bit annoying, but I went from having like two or three ghosts hanging out, to a good twenty of these guys now hanging out in my house after Halloween. They keep asking me if they can use my Netflix account.
BROS DRAW LOTS OF PENTAGRAMSTHEY TELL DEMONS TO FUCK OFF
>>56200296>How many of us are still here after the absolute fucking catastrophe that was this Halloween?kind of. I ran into trouble that night and blacked out. all I know now is that there's blood behind all the furniture in my room (nowhere else?) and I am not in my body. Worried somebody took it. V hard to type with no finger. send help please
>>56202647>goatfuckerEh. It was a kid and he didn't wanna kill it. Can't say I wouldn't do the same.
>>56206407One of our kin has been dispatched to assist you with your problem. Please standby.
>>56202163I suspect the book "Harry Potter", rock/punk/metal music and the boardgame known as D&D is of the devil. Am I correct?
>>56206516ok. am not even v experienced hunter so not sure why this happened to me but glad to hear it will be fixed. am not dead just disembodied I think so please do not let anyone exorcise me, if I don't focus I feel like I will drift away so please come soon>>56206061ask them how/if they know they are dead or not. am not dead please don't exorcise me but I want to know
>>56204033I'm going to be honest with you stretch I ain't got a fucking clue. Do time demons take the shape of weird flesh teddy bears? Cause that's what I had to kill.
>>56202921>Doesn't know about smithy magicIt's a good trade to fall back on and it might teach you a thing or two about magic you obviously didn't know.
1. How do you tell your fellow hunter is a half-succubi or a dhampyr?2. should I stick it in them?
>>56205533Can you enlighten us dullards? The hell does that mean, I asked our local Sabrina she told me not to touch a stone or somethin.
>>56206789Do they shop at hot topic? There you go.
>>56200296Ran into trouble doing the graveyard shift, someone or something raised the dead, tried doing the norm of just shooting the undead in the head, but that didn't work, as they were quite capable of functioning without their heads, so had to use a liberal amount of fire to rectify the situation via makeshift flamethrower using a water pump, and a 'borrowed' tanker truck.
>>56207525Be thankful it wasn't in Arlington we had to actually co opt with the government efficiently for once for that shit show.
>>56203520But chili sauce has very little effect as a lubricant...
>>56203590>>56204125>>56204385>FIRST LETTERS>SEND HELP>ITS INSIDE>BLACK LAMBOkay cool not like I wanted to sleep tonight. Jokes on you I planned on sitting up all night on the porch with a thrice blessed shotgun anyway.
Desert Hunter here. I'm still in one piece, though I have some new pieces in me. The old man says "shrapnel builds character" and "having three inches of a six inch long silver plated steel flechette shouldn't slow me down outside of metal detectors."Turns out aerosolized holy water really does good to slow down the nasties. Father Martin did a lot of good, blessing all those canisters.The old man's friend who runs the milsurp and gets him his more unusual requests through back channels and war buddies from the military mothball and museum collections, less so.Fuck you, Frank. Fuck you and your magnesium parachute flares, your clever "let's set claymores with silver plated ball bearings, it'll work great" plan, the M79 you neglected to mention bringing, and fuck you most of all for spilling your coffee on the goddamn radio base unit. If I didn't know with absolute certainty that you were anything other than a world class fuck up, I would think you were actively trying to get me killed.Silver jacketed bullets and the old long handled viking axe (thrice consecrated, first to the old norse gods, then buried under the step of one of the first christian churches for a few hundred years 'til some black metal kids burned it down, and a third time by Father Martin before the eve began) worked perfectly until midnight. When the big stuff rose from the shadows in the canyons. Frank's goddamn/blessed claymores worked, but he forgot they ricochet. Notched my ear and a few others grazed me. In hitting the switches, he knocked the coffee over and shorted the radio. As I was pulling old Sküll Büster (fuck off, I thought it was funny. Unfortunately, my mentor did too, and used his old wood burning inscription kit to make the name a tad permanent) from what looked like a mass of stitched together stomaches of corpses of men who drowned, something else began to arise.
>>56208324It "flowed" for lack of a better way to put it, together from all the side canyons and deep shadows. It was like boiling rancid grease mixed with the kind of really unpleasant clay you always find on your boots after a night spent doing graveyard work. Crumbly and dry, but still unpleasant to the touch. It started taking the shape of something substantially larger than me, in a "look! It is Godzilla" way. Like the stalwart guardian against the ever encroaching things of evil my mentor taught me to be, I turned on my heels and ran like a scalded cat.Good Father Martin saw on the old man's inexplicably useful man portable modified an pps5 radar ("helldar") that something fuck-huge had appeared. The last canister shell of holy water had been fired. So, my concerned mentor told his oldest and most trusted friend Frank to send me the warning that he was going to switch to the silver-plated steel flechette canister rounds. A modified version of those they used in viet nam to clear large areas of jungle.A fact some of you might find useful someday: Nitro fused magnesium nautical parachute flares are designed to be seen from dozens of miles away.A second useful fact: When launched at an angle towards the intended signal recipient, they tend to burst into a pure white radiance outstripping the violent end of the sun going nova, several hundred feet from the ground, instead of the intended thousand feet.Yeah, since Frank felt the urgency of the situation, after having shorted the radio, he felt that creating his own personal "star in the east" would be an adequate signal for me to retreat. I still see spots when I close my eyes. On the positive side of things, apparently monsterous hulking satan spawn are just as susceptable to light that welds your eyes to the back of your skull. I tripped over fuck-knows-what after I was blinded. The flechette round burst in that big fuckers face. I got one lodged in my left ass cheek.
Okay, good news is I've got a new (temporary) hand. Not my preferred cast but it'll have to do. Bad news is fog's rolling in and I'm not sure about some of the locals here. If anyone's in the vicinity of St Mary's I think I'm going to need back up.>>56205838Oh yeah sure, dance with the with the guys singing the demonic song, what could possibly got wrong? This is why we need the vetting process. >>56207525Good initiative
>>56207902>not having the lower floor of your house be all trapsnewbie
>>56208324>>56208567Sounds like things weren't quite as bad for you as some others here dear Hunter. Hopefully things are starting to clear up on your end.
>>56200296I'm not dead, more than many could say.Lost my favorite crossbow though, anyone know where a low budget hunter could find another? I loved that damn thing, wasn't the strongest but hod damn did it get the job done.There's also the issue of my missing thumb, any ideas?
How do you tame a werewolf?
>>56205526>This isn't a quest thread Neither are Field Kit Inspection, Mage Guild, or Galactic Senate, but they were all booted onto /qst/ a few weeks ago. Roleplaying ≠ /tg/
>>56210918>galactic senate it was federationand we'll be backnazi mods come and go but RP is eternallike Settra
>>56210092Ah that sucks, I remember when my old one got destroyed. Honestly, you might be better off trying to build one yourself if you're strapped for cash. It's more time consuming, but it's much cheaper than buying another one. Just remember to get it sanctified once you done. Now when you say "missing thumb" how missing are we talking? >>56210880Okay, what does werewolf training have to do with hunting demons?
>>56202408Oh, you "found" THE Book of Horus? Must have been some really rare find in the way back of an antiquer, or an old sea chest?That's 9 times out of 10 a trap by Set. Try using any incantation and you're as likely to find your tongue turning to sand as you are discovering a new infestation of shadowy figures in your basement. It's meant to troll would be white necromancers like yourself. You might even find yourself losing an eye as an extra twist of the deific knife.If anyone is going to find an actual Book of Horus, they would know to look among a bunch of nice paperbacks at a Goodwill, at the estate auction of a kindly old professor who lived to 120, or among the decorative scrolls at a small but fiercely proud public museum's one Egyptian exhibit. Good books have the good sense not to hang out hastily unearthed clay jars, morIbund universities, and black libraries.
>>56211613>>56202408and if you do find it please put it back
>>56211670Look, it's your fault if a white book doesn't feel like dessicating in a mausoleum for eternity waiting for some dark magician to effortlessly slay the temple guards and claim it for themselves. It's just not going to stay put, even if you do enshrine it in an admittedly nice marble casket. The book is going to find its way out on its own terms anyway unless you put down some nice carpeting, let a little sunlight in, and surround it with other wholesome books and LIVING readers to make it feel comfortable. Maybe some cats. Old books are like old men, very stubborn even when pandered to.
>>56211472You never thought about sending werewolves after demons?Wait, that's a stupid idea, I should send demons to kill demons.
Still... need... more... paramedics...
>>56201608this is not very good
>>56213578I've been trying to tell youyour already dead
>>56211472Missing as in every knuckle and most of the muscle tissue. A half decent bite mark gone out of my hand.
Why is this "Demon Hunter /tg/" if it's not about demon hunters discussing traditional games? At least "2000 BC /v/" has shitposts about Rockstop and berrypicker faggots buying the Stickstation 3.It should be /dh/ or /hunter/ or something.
Ok, here it goes:I'm not sure I believe any of this bullshit, you guys all sound like crazy and bored rednecks going about guns and having some fucked up shared alucination, but I'm running out of options.My sister started going to this new age cult her pothead friends convinced her to go where they go naked to the woods and use a lot of drugs. I never really cared about this, but once she started eating raw wood and chanting at midnight it started to get on my nerves. She started acting strangely about two months ago, selling her stuff to buy old books and crafting material. Her room looks more like a shaman cave, strange numbers and drawings on the wall. Last week, some of the people on her cult ended up dead and she didn't even flinch at the news. I tried talking to a priest, but when he came to our home she just kicked his ass and has been locked on her room since then, leaving only at night to get more wood to eat.Yesterday, my uncle (wich i haven't met since I was a kid) shows up from nowhere and gives me a fucking sword and a link to this thread before getting back on his van and going god knows where again.So... what do you guys think? What kind of fucked up explanation can you come up with? I might be inclined to believe, but I'm really skeptical right now but I can't really pay for a psychiatrist and I doubt she would come willingly.
>>56214747kill herdryads are bad
>>56200296WHOO-WEE, that was a fucking blast>walks in with blood stained boots and a dark cowboy attire. >Dirt prints the floorLast year was a little boring in my sector so I opened a few gates and went wild! I bought myself a crossbow this year.
>>56214765Glad to know coming here was a mistake.First thing you guys recomend me is to fucking kill my sister? What the hell is wrong with you?
>>56214848she fucking eats wood do you really think shes still human?
>>56214854Look, a lot of new agers do strange shit. I bet there is some kind of logical explanation to all of this and a solution that doesn't end up with her being cut down by a fucking sword. She must be eating when she "goes for a walk" and comes back with that shitload of wood.Fuck, why can't I have just a single year without people going crazy around here?
>>56214848Is she a cutie? >>56214854>eating wood? Sounds like a step in the right direction
>>56214916It comes with the trade, reallyMad with powerMad from powerMad from Eldritch horrorsEtc. The young ones that don't get traumatized are valuable later. The ones that do are at least spry enough to do decent work.
>>56215035Used to be. Now she got a unhealty pale complexion and a fucking rash she refuses to look into. I think it might be because of the whole "only eating wood" thing, she must have no vitamins left in her.
>>56215065Look, I'm not "in the trade".I'm just desperate and looking for anything that might help. I don't even believe any of this, but I have to do anything in my power to stop whatever the fuck is happening and you guys are my only lead right now.
>>56215121>>56215147The thing you're seeing isn't your sister anymore and you need to put it down before someone else gets hurt.Your hesitation is gonna get you, your friends and your whoke goddam town killed and one of us is gonna have to spend forever clearing out a new grove.Your uncle probably had something better to do than deal with a fledgling dryad but you better deal with it before it gets out of hand.
>>56215263Oh, and when you're done with her you need to go into the forest, deal with the cult and burn the trees and corpses to a crisp. Don't eat anything they offer you, and definitely don't fuck any of them.
>>56211613I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of HAVING AWESOME MUMMY POWERS NOW OH YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!
>>56215323Mummy powers? Oh you poor bastard.
>>56215342I don't need to look for toilet paper anymore! I'm unstoppable!
>>56215121I can get some chloroform and we can administer nutrients and holy water through a needle. If she bursts she's gone. I ain't got no healing abilities if it causes severe damage too. >>56215263Aww shoot, I hate cleanup missions.
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>56215361>aims crossbow and concentrates
>>56215363They piss me off, nothing worse than dealing with entrenched guys.It's pretty bad over here in the old world, the some monsters that have survived are nearly integral to the fabric of the landscape itself>>56215361There's not much anyone can do to help you now.Good news is you're only gonna get stronger and you should live a long time.Bad news is you're gonna end up in constant agony, lose your mind and finally get your heart/soul eaten and die, forever.
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d10 + 7)>lights tip on fire>>56215361Hehe, I bet you look pretty in red. >releases shot
Well, we survived OK over here. Severe lack of guns because Britain but it turns out that a bunch of improvised chemical grenades worked almost as well. The physicist is dead, my Bio team and the chem guys are out of resources until we can nick some more and the assorted actually armed boys and girls are hiding out for a few days, but otherwise we're good.Bogstandard acid did jack shit to ghouls, but nitrogen dioxide poisoning worked rather well after we managed to trap the necromancer in his "atmospheric crypt" for a couple hours and concentrated alkali dealt with the slimes even if the poor sod who tried baking soda didn't last long.
>>56215433Tex ya can't shoot a man through the screen you whackjob.Lay off the drink a bit maybe?
>>56215434It's pretty tough here true but make sure you don't neglect the fact that we've got religion soaked into the land and old churches everywhere.
>>56200296Resting in Norway. I lost a hand to some unspeakable horror. But hey, the new robot hand showed up this morning. So that's nice.
>>56215461Yeah, we have other teams for that. Based in a old uni, so a surprising number of the ghosts are helpful when you explain what's going on and they haven't given wrong advice yet. We leave the religion to the humanities departments most times, since knowing exactly what's in all the weird rituals and how they shouldn't work seems to dilute the effect and they have more men than we do. Still, it's a lot less bad here in the bigger towns than it was out in the country before I moved.
>>56200310Don't answer this... any smart demon hunter knows this a famous tactic for undead to draw in new prey
>>56215510Yeah, if you're the lot I think you are you're doing good work. Your ritualists tend to be arseholes who think they can sort magic out and work out it's rules but that's not uncommon nowadays.
>>56215442Fucking shit, this fucking thing. Why can't we do meetings like before? I canllt shoot what I wantAnd I'm not drankin again, I'm soberfor *hiccup* 20 years nowCan anyone fix 'puter screens? - posted from my iPhone6
>>56215693When you say sober for 20 years did you mean you haven't been sober for 20 years?We stopped holding meetings because they take forever to arrange and we got ambushed half the time, and killed each other the other half.Still, next time I'm in the states I'll swing by mate. I know a lot of shit went down back then but we need to stick together aye?
>>56215547There's a reason the hard science people don't do that bit, we're worse because we won't subconsciously accept stuff only working empirically. Train yourself to catch biases and inconsistencies for years and you can't doublethink properly when you need the blasted things. We were expecting worse than we got, something appears to have mysteriously deleted the vamp coven we were patrolling against and none of the other groups have owned up to it yet. Made the few physics and engineering people we have left paranoid, they haven't stopped setting up new sensors since then.
>>56200296Wait what the hell is going on here, I wasn't informed that there was a demon killer group, where can I sign up?
>>56215547Rituals is too wordy but it's hard to hit a skelly on a horse with my six. A guy *burrrrp* did a incantation once and wiped a whole field of therm.I need something for those creeps. They scarin' all the locals and bar maid folk- posted from my iPhone6
>>56215804Tell ya what, I'll try show you some when I'm near ya. Although you were never the best at esoteric shit, much better off with mundane weapons and killing the shit out of them.>>56215783Thats why the priests and us old style hunters will always be better at ritualism It's about belief and will, and their work is making a mockery of it
>>56215774Welp, ever since i ate that wrd cactus things have changed. I cant tell the difference from hooch and water. I drnt get drunk anyways. So I'm sober, right? That how it works? We could use some backup in the West but I doubt you can keep up with my horse. Couldn't we get some fancy magic folk to do a meeting like the mage club party?Are you bringing up ol' shit with the killing each other at meetings? I tell you that group of kids and their dog were about to turn undead. The tall one and his dog had eyes redder than the incubus eyes from the hunt in '93. The blonde and the gals were making groaning noises after drinking from my water jub.The smart thing to do was use my salty dynamite! And why I even get billed for that. I did us a favor!!Shoooot- posted from my iPhone6
>>56215967I prefer ambushing the bastards, what with my missing leg and developing arthritis. Divination is a god send, if you have the patience for it.The kids were just fucked up, but I was talking about the shit you pulled with Walker. He deserved it sure but ya coulda told us before you started shootin.And it wasn't just you, no one got on back then. I might not agree with the new ways but at least the younger lads can cooperate.
>>56215884Heck, I'll try. And I'll teach you my dynamite-strapped-to-a-thick-steak-on-a-crossbow trick. Therm splinters will fuck shit up!
>>56216045>>56215884 only worked twice but it's good!>>56216031We won't need mystery inc or whatever to finish our goals anyways. The young ones never listen to me! I try and take erm home but I'm a grandpa apparently.
>>56215884Personally my belief in the usefulness of willfully applied biology is holding up pretty well so far, but only a fool would say the A=A lot get results when the analytical approach is clearly not working at present.Still, regardless of methods have you guys got anything in your books that matches our creepily vanishing vamps? We would have spotted them leaving the usual ways, so current theory is that something evidently held a grudge.
>>56216045Yeah Tex I remember your unhealthy obsession with dynamiteAnd you're right, our goals are unachievable regardless. It's a never ending struggle against the dark>>56216105Sounds pretty odd to me. Wasn't a territorial clash since they're messy as fuck so either they got desperate and tried a ritual which backfired, got wind of your op and squirreled away into the cracks or someone came in silently and cleared em up and left.I'd have to see it to be sure but the first even you guys would be able to tell, it's unlikely that they'd slip your net and I can't think of anyone who'd be capable of -Excuse me, I need to go check something
>>56216250Ahem, it's a special mixture my pappy passed down to me. It's tribute really. Member the time i stuck that weird prosthetic leg to a barrel and blew it up? Kicked that dog right in the jaw!>>56216105Hey kid, you got vampires? Garlic helps. I could teach you a thing or two. Dynamite, for example, can colla-burrrrrp-pse caverns and such.
>>56216399Vampires are really not the problem, we had those dealt with. Managed to cook up some concentrated allicin nonsense over a few days, which makes for good poison crossbow bolts regardless of where you hit them. Problem is that all the vamps are mysteriously gone and we have no idea what they did and/or what the fuck did it to them.Well, we have recently discovered the wonders of FOOF in a stasis spell. Always nice to have some kind of superweapon on hand and it's unlikely any of the older creatures will know enough chemistry to not blow their faces off.
>>56216399It's a tribute? Makes sense, I'd always wondered why it was so strong. You've always had ridiculously solid convictions>>56216523I've had a very brief scan through my journals and did some quick and dirty bone readings. If it's who I think it is, there's gonna be trouble, but probably not for you yet.Stay out of the way of any older black men wearing a carrying an old rifle with a cutlass, I'm gonna try and sort this.Could just be being paranoid but better safe than sorry.
>>56216605Oh, excellent, more heavyweights. Thanks a bunch, and we're on call if you need some extra bodies for anything or any particularly esoteric reagents we might be able to dig up. We may be poor fighters without prep time, but you'd be surprised who you can get to know at academic conferences.
>>56216523No powder or traces left? They leave dust after a good old stake. Trap doors? Underground places with enough stone can block out your signal thingy. Only thing else that comes to mind is an idea my old pappy had. Strap vampires in tubes to cables and dribble blood from a large creature that regenerates it fast. Then you get a big battery. You'd need to kidnap a lot of those bitey fucks >>56216605I seen a man like that up in Utah like 3 fortnights ago. Always seemed to be on the opposite side of the bar. Ordered wine instead of hooch or beer.
>>56216701He probably won't fuck with you if you stay out of his hunts. But if he does attack stay out of the shadows >>56216706Yeah bloke moves fast and always drinks fancy.
>>56216753I bet he's the skin walker we've seen around lately, I'm gonna do some nightly patrols and get him good. If he bursts into flames i know I'm right. If he doesn't, I tail it to your place and lay lowIs security still tight? Last time they tried to take my pistol, Betsy.
>>56216753Gotcha, we'll lay low for a while and build up our assorted explosive stocks in the meantime. Surprisingly few monsters can survive clinging 1500 degree fire and/or C2N14 in supernatural quantities suddenly appearing in their orifice of choice, and if that doesn't work it's onto the weird stuff. No good against the "you need magical weapons" stuff and 2/3 of our would-be ritualists were recently found smeared across a very nice old library, but hey, know when to fold 'em.
>>56216808>>56216855He's not a monster. Well, he wasn't. Now it's a bit more complicated.And tex I'm in the UK right now. Remember that church up north? I'm holed up there for the foreseeable futureAs for you kid, hopefully I'll get him out of your area before any of that's needed. If not he should go down about as easy as ghoul if you somehow pin him down in the light.
>>56216940Does he need to breathe in any conventional sense? If so we might have a trick there, although it hurts like fuck after a few seconds.
>>56210918>Roleplaying ≠ /tg/
>>56214747>>56214916You *do* realize that there are genuine -Gods- who shitpost on here, as well as the fact that some Hunters aren't exactly *human* (for instance, us), correct?
>>56217033He used to. Honestly I thought he was dead for years. Who knows what he's become in the mean time.
>>56216855Hey, send me some of that stuff. That sounds great.
Chicago here, we got power finally up and running again. Anyways some shitter somehow opened a gate to hell and half the city burnt down in hellfire, there were 50 story tall big winged bastards and alot of us here got blown to kingdom come, were gonna end up needing to recruit to replace the 60 something percent of personnel we lost.shits finally under control here but i heard new york somehow got hit even worse, can anyone confirm with me?
>>56205533I misread that last one as>the porn star
>>56217180>shits finally under control here but i heard new york somehow got hit even worse, can anyone confirm with me?Most of New York was engulfed by an absolutely *gigantic*, demonic "coral"/flesh mass. From what we hear, the fight is still ongoing to contain the thing.
>>56217180How the hell do you keep the masquerade in those conditions?
>>56217180I wasn't in Chicago recently, right? I forget I, uh may have gotten bored this holiday and opened a gate or two just a smidge. I cleaned up and cleansed most of it..
>>56217089Right. I'll get the interesting cabinet opened and ready to go then. Stay as safe as reasonably possible, friend.>>56217116Well, the manufacturing process for the first resort is "mix pressurized oxygen and fluorine at 700 degrees in a very specific plastic tank washed several times with strong acid" and it tends to blow up the meters we used to work out exactly how explosive it is. Managed to blow up methane on contact at -180 degrees, and the other stuff is worse. We couldn't come close to handling this stuff in these quantities without stasis spells, so we can't exactly post it.Run this through the usual decrypts and it should give you a code. Send that to Hangzhou Sage Chemical and a friend of mine will sort out a standard order's worth, although you'll have to send us the passcode on the case and a sitrep to get us to unlock it remotely. Slightly paranoid with chemicals that blow up so hard that you can't even measure the colour of the explosion before it wrecks the infrared spectrometer.
Guys, what do I do with this?
>>56217260Most humans are notorious for disbelieving anything that they didn't *directly* see, even if they straight have footage proving the contrary. It makes it very, very easy to uphold the shroud without dealing with unnecessary drama.
>>56217259 Get me a plane ride for me and my horse. I have a recipe for dynamite that will blow it out of the water!>>56217296Whoaaaa there partner, can't we just brown paper wrap it and ship it over to me? Christmas is coming soonI have way too much homework now. Incantations, science tific methods and whatnot. I got a better idea. Let me mosey over to your lab and we'll add my pappy's blend into it. >>56217340Burn it, blow it up>>56217378Oh look at yeww, so cute and weird little critter>*pats*
>>56217340Eeeh, is it even alive ? If not dangerous, leave it alone. Or simply kill it anyway, you never know.
>>56217260massive use of mindwipes and blaming tornadoes and shit primarily when something as massive as this happens. in addition we also talk about the sewers exploding and through chemical bullshit caused mass hallucinations. its worked for us before and it continues to do so. the very few who don't end up falling for the masquerade typically either get removed or end up joining us to remove the stupid fucking crap that perpetually causes a major pain in the ass in the city since nobody wants to live in a demon infested shithole.>>56217259holy mother of god.
>>56200296Lost a couple fingers to the love-child of Jason Voorhees and a Shoggoth, but I'm still kickin'.
>>56217411I have no idea what that would wind up doing, but as a dedicated scientist I am honour-bound to find out. Can't exactly get you over here, but keep an eye on the nearby post office for a box of presents and a camera.
>>56200310Hey man, don't worry, I'm here, it's gonna beAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHSend... more... paramedics
>>56217411>Oh look at yeww, so cute and weird little critter>*pats*We always appreciate Internet pats, dear Hunter. Also, please do not attempt to head into the New York situation. We are fairly certain that the city may have to be written off as a lost cause at this point.
>>56217597That's gonna be difficult to explain >>56217441Yeah the classics taken to extreme >>56217378You're not wrong you demonic fuck>>56217340Put it down
>>56217506If we get it into a molten form, it'll be like holy napalm. I figure a big explosion at one of those gate things i cracked open can wipe out those critters and seal/ block the gate. I drew it on this napkin but the scanner shredded it>>56217597Is the sexy lady statue still up? How can i resist going? This other feller gave me a neater recipe I gotta try.
>>56217340That's a preta. They're the spirit of someone that was to much of an asshole to reincarnate as a human but not enough of one to wind up in hell. They're cursed with constant hunger, but usually its for humiliating things like feces or corpses. They're not exactly dangerous, can even be pretty useful to have around depending on what they're craving, but it's best to keep them away from super young children and the elderly. Like if you found it hanging around a hospice, move it somewhere else.
>>56217411>>56217421>>56217666Okay, so I was fumbling around in my pack for my alchemist's fire only to realize that I had already wasted it all in an incident I don't want to talk about. In that time, the creature was already gone, so I headed on home to get some rest. I checked my things again when I got home to find that my food pack's torn a hole. At least I still have my whiskey, though in hindsight I could've probably used it to burn the critter. Ah well, a toast to my failures. Bottoms-up.
>>56217669>molten formManaging to make it even that stable would be a hell of an accomplishment. Keep as cold as possible and maybe dilute a little so it doesn't instantly explode when you try to throw it after the mix up. If that doesn't work then I'll crack out the big guns from the dead physics department. Massconserving transfiguration-powered electron railgun was his last project, and that thing fires a lightning plasma blast so overpowered they called it God's Sparkplug.
>>56205866Update on the knight situation. Lost track of the first knight I woke up last night, searched for him in the woods for a few hours then gave up and went home. Woke up this morning to find it standing guard outside the mansion, so apparently it wandered back after...I guess filling it's belly? I dunno how these guys work. Just to be safe I woke up a second one, he was a little less voracious as his comrade, and came back after two hours in the woods. I still don't get why these things survive off of eating demons and spirits, but I won't question it as long as they do what they are supposed to do. I have the second knight patrolling the town to quell any problems. There eleven more knights down here, but I don't think I need to wake the rest of them up, yet that is.
>>56217669>Is the sexy lady statue still up? If you are referring to the darling Lady Liberty, yes. In fact, we believe she came to life to engage in direct combat with the abomination threatening her nation.>How can i resist going? This other feller gave me a neater recipe I gotta try.Please do not. We don't want things getting even *more* out of hand.
>>56217851That's some old school magic, possibly some sort of binding. Be very careful lad >>56217855Tex isn't as dumb as he appears, but he rarely lets on. Accept his help, he's seen more demons than you've had hot meals.
>>56217912>Be very careful lad Oh I am. My grandpa taught me about them when I was just a kid. He said his own grandpa 'obtained' the thirteen knights, called them The Circle of Iron Nails, and using some magic he bound the knights in service to our family, as guardians and servants. Gramps told me as long as I had his blood running through my veins the knights would obey me if I woke them up, but I aint gonna just rely on old magic so I did put some precautions up in case these big fellas got some old secrets.
>>56217073Im trying to be constructive
Ok, fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.I had to kill her. After you guys told me to kill her I called a friend for a intervention after she went for a walk, but when she came back she had the whole neighborhood dogs following her. They stormed the house and I had the use the sword my uncle gave me. I have no idea if that thing died, i just grabed what i could and set the gas on the kitchen to explode. I'm currently parked under a bridge and the police is searching for me. Fuck. My friend is dead, my house is burning and whatever was using my sister should be burning with it. Took a nasty bite as a reminder.I need to put a stop to this. She wasn't the only one on that cult.Fuck. What did i got myself into? Shit, I can't stop crying. What I'm going to do with my life now? I'm a murderer. Please, somebody help me.
>>56200296I'm sorry i'm so late, had to clear off a few stragglers.Who would of though vampires could punch like that, god damn...Everything's fine on this end.Toby's really started to pull his weight and my daughter dearest actually managed to land the killing blow for a change!It's strange, though.Remember when i told you about her imaginary non-imaginary friend? He's, ah...changed.As in there's a whole pile of alchemic symbols on him now.I'm just wondering...it's not too bad is it?Most of the symbols represent regular materials, although there's one representing the entire world...>>56202163Do you know this...Karst fellow? Just asking...>>56217378...you again? Didn't Toby kick you to some hellgate or other?>>56218010At this point it's probably better if you book it. Or alternately, get a certified demon hunter and a good attorney to prove you innocent.
>>56218083hey, I already asked earlier but it kinda got buried under the talking here, but where do I go and what do I do to become a demon hunter? also on an unrelated note, what is that cat thing and will it react to having a knife put into it?
>>56218010You're not a murderer kid. Don't worry about it, she wanted you and every human dead or turned. You need to get to the grove and burn the largest tree to the ground. It'll be where they were meeting. Good luck and pray to whatever god you believe in.Welcome to the cause mate. We tried to warn ya
>>56217912>Tex isn't as dumb as he appears, but he rarely lets on. Accept his help, he's seen more demons than you've had hot meals.I'm fairly certain that we've seen more demons than he has what with our current state of existence, but if he's truly as good as you say, we shall accept his help. Currently, I think someone was invoking well-over a dozen different spirits for aid in the Battle For New York.
>>56217732Okay, so I'm not yet drunk enough to make the free cable tv holloween specials watchable, so I checked out my food pack again. Turns out the loaf of bread I bought from that shady bakery had fucking rats baked inside. One was dead and is still stuck inside the loaf, but the other was alive chewed its way out. God damnit. I was gonna save the rest of this bottle for tomorrow, but I think I'll just down it all right now.
>>56218083I wouldn't be any more or less worried than you really ought to be there. Typically the symbols representing the world, elements, planets, etc, are just symbolic components used to further classify your alchemy. Not that I would know. Are natural magics still heresy, guys? I might need to see a man about some hoodoo
>>56218135you'll never leave
>>56218083>certifiedPiss on that, go your own way. Kill the demons that killed your sisters. Find an old boy, learn the trade. You're better off that way.
>>56218083Oh, right, forgot to go register myself this morning before I fucking killed my sister and my friend for my own stupidity. Shit, where do I even go? Right now I have 35 dollars and some change, two canisters of gas, the sword my uncle gave me, my cat and some food. I'm planing on torching the woods when the cult gathers tomorrow. Don't know where to go from there. I'm fucking scared as i have never been my whole life.
>>56218115>hey, I already asked earlier but it kinda got buried under the talking here, but where do I go and what do I do to become a demon hunter?You seen some shit you weren't supposed to see? You then go on to talk to somebody looking even further into said shit you weren't meant to see in the hopes of dealing with it? Congratulations you're a demon hunter. You don't look behind the veil and just go back to delivering pizzas, shit's always going to be going on around you.Just get someone's number for some in person crossbow training and stay connected for all the latest tips and current events.
>>56218115Find demons and kill them. Find hunters(they'll find you anyway) and learn from em. Believe in whatever you want to, but believe
>>56200426It's enough to make a man sick...
>>56218135I'm catholic, but wasn't really going to church or praying since a long time. Did my lack of fate cause this? Was there anything I could've done? Oh, fuck... I'm so alone right now. I feel like jumping from this bridge. But I need to torch those fuckers that did this before I off myself from this fucked up place. Oh, I'm going to enjoy it so fucking much.
>>56218231some shit i wasn't meant to see? check, two days ago, zombie cats, and zombie hamsters, basically every animal I had to put down over the past week came back to life, and I don't think a crossbow is necessary, I mean, I got a homemade flamethrower.
>>56218158Okay my pack is gone, should I be scared?>>56217692Do preta have an appetite for moldy bread, weird rats, or old leather?
>>56218308Catholic? That's good. Go to confession before if you have time, it'll make you stronger. Regardless, say a couple Hail Mary's. Don't off yourself lad, people need you now.
>>56217855Listen fella, are you gonna bring up that old great lakes disaster in 84? The whole coast was half breed fish folk. The fire was necessary. Blowing up the water to reveal the cave was necessary. And blowing up three cavern with the dagon summoning was necesarry. >>56217912Thank you!I'm just not the learned booky wookie type>>56218136I'm reliable, and ridiculously lucky. Before the lakes incident, Jim from western chapter accounting said my only bad side was building damage
>>56218335Get out. It's following you. Fire is usually good for nearly everything. If you're lucky it's got a romantic fixation and you can use that to kill it.
>>56200426>>56218250As a reformed cleric beast I find meme posts like these to be highly offensive
>>56218375Building? More like general mass collateral. But there are few people I trust more than you and even less I'd have by my side when the end comes
>>56218412I have a visitor.
Western frontier Report:Skin walker threat: diminished. Occasional tribe members will turn at coming of age. Tribe trained to handle the droolbags Other paranormal activity: Timmy in the well outside Waco is not Timmy. Do not drink near well. You will fall in. Solution was banishment by local priests.Hooch: running dryLoot reserves upDynamite stock is lowMedic bay is supplied fully because band aids are for wussies.
>>56218335The poor things are basically living trash cans, but in a fight between a preta and a hungry rat I'd put my money on the rat.
>>56218482She passive? Just remember she could rip you limb from limb when provoked. And she eats human flesh
>>56218413i can't hear you from all the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing i've dealt with. seriously, that's reason enough alone to be a hunter, just to stop that wretched noise
>>56218531She seems entranced by television program I have on. However, I do not know if it is supernatural or merely a body's natural reaction, but I am paralyzed.
>>56218529Odd, the one's I've encountered are starving and disturbingly strong. Put it down to time and regional differences
>>56218572Focus on something you care about, it'll help. Good general advice to be honest
>>56218219Well, we could use reinforcements over here in New Hunterswake.Take a right through a forest path just before New Innsmouth over by the Dover Cliffs and you're here.Another thing - if the forest is foggy, drive to New Innsmouth and have a rest until morning.The fog should be cleared then.Don't try to brave the fog unless you have holy water and gold bullets.>>56218314Just don't try that on regular zombies, it just makes things worseBlunt trauma works pretty well.>>56218160Not over on this end they aren't.I don't know if it means anything, but if i look at the ghost buddy with spellsight glasses, the World symbol glows whenever my daughter stops time.>>56218482Oh, it's a Wanderer!Haven't seen one of these in a long while.You'll be fine, she's just looking for a place to crash.How old is she? If she's below 100, she might imprint on you and consider you her parent figure.>>56218577...does she have any open wounds? Their blood is a paralytic, it's a self defence mechanism.>>56218526Western frontier?Anywhere near Old Mayhaw, by any chance?If it is, could you check up on Artemis for me?I haven't heard from him lately, last bit i heard was he'd found a way to negate the worst bits of skinwalker infection...
>>56218593Don't know much about your wanderers, I kill most monsters on sight. But last I'd heard of Artemis he was bleeding out in a cave a couple months ago. He never gives up though, he's probably pulled through
>>56218614No, we shall not be giving your kind human-hearts so that you may summon your Many Feathered God from beyond. I thought we already told you this.
>>56218593kay then, I'll note that down, still though, is it okay to cut one of those cats open? the non-zombie one with the rings that is...
>>56218614Oh hello there perfectly normal human hunter. How fares it? Still taking pay in the form of mundane shiny trinkets?
>>56218593Wait, daughter stopping time? Did you fuck a hag you absolute maniac?
>>56218593>the World symbol glows whenever my daughter stops timeI mean I once heard some shit about people with ridiculously powerful spectral projections, and it did have something to do with vampires. But the story was ridiculously contrived and frankly kind of flamboyant, so I didn't put much stock in it.
>>56218577From what I've dealt with they're mostly made of air, but I've never dealt with Hungry Ghosts in mainland China and I hear those can be of hardier stock.
Guys, please for the love of god send some people to southern Louisiana. We can't clear these fucking swamps
>>56218447>mass collateralMost of the people that could attest to that are sadly dead now. >>56218593>>56218653Artemis did get injured by a bite in the leg under his tush. He burned the wound shut and has a nasty scar; whole chunk missing. He left Texas for the Sierra Nevada base up by Tahoe. Said he needed to refine his mixture. Too much infection from that skinner got him worked up. I haven't heard from Tahoe base since the witch midsummer summing.
>>56218739I could send one of my knights, I got eleven more sleeping under my mansion, so I could probably spare one.
>>56218739I would but I'm over the atlantic, gonna scout the nearby forest for anything paranormal, as I'm new to this, anything I should look out for?
>>56218739Literally just hire a good witch doctor. I know a guy in Mississippi who sits on his ass all day throwing knuckle bones around and it somehow has every Goatman and Skinwalker for miles shitting their pants.
>>56218739 y'all still kicking??! Hooo-weee, I rarely dip into the deep South. My horse can't handle the swamp. I remember Jimbo, my buddy from Arkansas was headed your way. Is he- still, uh, kickin'?
>>56218675Er, i've never thought of it. I've heard hearsay they give little girls magical powers in exchange for sorrow, but outside of that...Try it.>>56218716Nothing of the sort! The mages i contacted mentioned it's somehow caused by ghost buddy, so...>>56218722...There might be something to it. My daughter insists on wearing this ridiculous full-platinum suit with heart accents.>>56218754...Huh. That means he's running out of those...Uh, Tex? Could you go check up on him and bring him some hemophilia pills from Old Mayhaw General Store? Just namedrop him and the shopkeep gives you a packet for free.>>56218739Toby said he's on his way. Look for a guy with a lifelike human mask and wriggly hair. He's pretty good at deforestation.
>>56218758The swamps will never be cleared, don't worry>>56218754Sounds like Artemis to me. And yeah tex, that's the issue with collateral.
>>56218591Okay, I had a hard-working father. He died while I was young. I had a mentally ill mother. She died a short while ago. I have a brother. I haven't seem him in years. I have no strong feelings about him or my parents one way or the other, and in hinsight that's a little fucked. They're like family, right? Next. Okay, I want to be the best demon hunter there ever was! Not really, it's just a job. Next. Okay, I used to have a partner. His name was Phillip. Phillip was eaten by rats. Phillip was an asshole. Fuck that guy. Next. Okay, I can kind of move my hands a little right now. Hands are awesome. Hands are great for writing! Hands are great for using tv remotes! Hand are great for masterbating! Uh, next. Okay, I used to have a dog. Her name was Sif. I am not very creative. I am also a terrible owner. Sif is dead. But Sif liked head pats. Pretas like headpats, right?
>>56218829You owe be a bottle of whiskey but I'll do it!>>56218839Oh, the California mishap where the two party members fell into the mineshaft? I'm still, really sorry about all that. I was 23! Now I need another drink..
>>56218829sure, I guess I'm taking the knife to the forest in my search, wish me luck!
>>56218890No prob! Namedrop me (Isaiah) and the shopkeep gifts you a good vintage!
>>56218853Believe in yourself if you have to.>>56218890I'm not blamin ya tex, it's a hard life. Lay off the hooch for me lad
>>56218936 Isiah? Good taste lad
>>56206016I like the idea of Satan rescuing lost hikers and then telling them something like, "if God loved either of us, we wouldn't be in this situation."
>>56218943 Only if you send nudes, then I'll stop for the night and feel ashamed in the morning.. and then I'll have a breakfast pint. >>56218909I'll be using that name drop all through the south now
>>56218943I'm not drnk m8o
>>56218943>>56218853I'm telling you two, it's a wanderer, not a preta!I deal with both on the regular, i should know this!Wanderers have a more unstable genetic makeup, it's all that otherworldly energy they're exposed to out there.Patch up her wounds and break out the guest bed, if she hasn't imprinted she'll be out the door by tomorrow morning.>>56219003Just don't use it in Fool's Gold. The locals hate me for throwing the ghost of Mrs. Lovelander to the afterlife...>>56218981I don't even know what's being referenced, it just seemed proper.
>>56218708The answer is, and will always be, No. Now get.
>>56219082Kaww! >>56219053Was this before 87? I can't go back after I burnt half the town down looking for a voodoo necromancer
Halloween was rather calm, so to speak, for my locale. (Midwest USA). We got enough people together to place guards at all the Mound Culture Burial Mounds because research showed it was needed. - Was Halloween a significant date for the Mound Culture Natives? Might take years of anthropological research to answer yes or no, but a variety of shamblers, ghouls, and other low level BS came out of the woodwork to attack the mounds. Defending a Mound and spending the night there, it was peaceful, like you feel in a proper Consecrated Church. In other good news, my fingernails have finally grown back from the Bullshit this spring. Yay!
>>56218593>>56219053Trying it out. Gonna call it a night. If it all goes wrong I'll be too inebriated to feel the pain and I'll have given an abominable lass headpats. >>56219053Thanks my man.
>>56219053 go and read hellborn quest lad, well written urban fantasy(I'm aware of the contradiction
>>56219191That preta is disturbingly adorable. Why is it so adorable?
>>56219135It was 86, if i recall. Maybe 90 - i always lose track of time in the midwest wilderness.Supposedly she wasn't even a nuisance, it's just flower hat ladies getting uppity about something or other.Heh, one of the perks of hunting the eldritch, you tend to turn ageless yourself.>>56219191'Aight. If she does imprint, try to keep her away from magnets, they tend to act weird near wanderers.>>56219225That's because it's not a preta, it's a wanderer. It's an easy mistake for the untrained eye.
>>56219262>That's because it's not a preta, it's a wanderer. It's an easy mistake for the untrained eye.That explains it's adorableness then. Wanderers have always been rather cute. Also, we seem to have something on our hands over here.
>>56219225a defensive adaptation of some sort? Odd, because most monsters/demons that do such usually reveal themselves at the first lowering of a person's guard.
>>56219160congrats! If things get boring, the panhandle has demons corrupting wind Elementals. I'd go but my horse Clearance gets spooked with tornados>>56219262I'm getting old. I replaced my knee last year with a robotic one. Then this year I got a new heart. I'm not dying but slowly I feel less human
>hand crossbow's bowstring broke 6 times this weekThey don't make 'em like they used to. Back in the old days, they used to make that shit out of spider-silk enforced hemp. The stuff would last you years and you'd never have to re-calibrate the string's taughtness. Now we get this second grade shit that breaks every other day.I blame the influx of newbies who got into the business after the Witcher games. They know what makes a good sword, but couldn't tell a good crossbow from a bad one if it hit them in the face.Anyone know some old-timer merchants or weaponsmiths in the frozen north realms? (Canadafag here)
>>56219383Try messaging the dragon they have up north. Sure he'll ask for an odd price but he's on our side (relatively) and his strings last forever along with the positive effects.
>>56219339Huh. That's odd.My daughter took one look at that image, and said something about messing them up, before running off somewhere yelling about "that damn cat bastard fucking up again." Do you have history with my daughter?>>56219365Hmm...Now, i have an idea - and you'll owe me a keg of rum cola for this - but you could ask Artemis about his organ garden. Tell him i gave you the tip, he'll trust you then.>>56219383Don't know if it's still in business, but the Bulwark Brothers make this really rockin' bowstring from a mix of spider silk, orichalcon wire and sturdy copper.
>>56219365thanks, I always feel like the best thing to do in the downtimes is stock up on supplies and resources, look for the slow and quiet plans of the enemy, document and share information with others in the know, especially trying to find newbies who, admittedly, are the first line of defense against some threats. Finding and giving assistance to some poor bastard who has no idea who knows whats going on is necessary. If only there were more of us compared to the old days.....
>>56219452>>56219365Don't take Artemis' prosthetics lads, they ruin you in the end
>>56219524He's moved on from prosthethics to grafts, though. Did that before he started working on that skinwalker cure.
>>56219524Speaking from experience?
>>56219550Regardless, I'll stick with hallowed wood.
>>56219557Lost a good mate back in the day
>>56219432>>56219452So I either have to go on a long trip to one of the most dangerous and inhospitable locales in the realm, or try making a deal with the Bulwark Brothers without getting fleeced for every penny.Damn. Guess I better pack my bags and warm clothing. Had a scarf of warmth around here somewhere...But seriously, the Bulwark Brothers are masters of haggling. I'd rather see the dragon and risk freezing on the way there.
>>56219613The dragon will want something weird but since he's generally on our side it'll be fair
>>56219557Mate of mine got absorbed >>56219593Lad here had the same experience
>>56219579That's not an entirely good idea either. There was this old veteran i studied under, and one day his hallowed wood pegleg just up and burst to full sprout.Sure, it killed ten score of high-end demons, but it also literally exploded what was left of his leg.Since then, he's been real bitter towards all druids, hippies and greenpeace activists. And especially the local god of harvest.But, i'ma go to bed. Maybe my daughter's back by tomorrow. Hey, white cat thingy! Keep an eye on this girl in platinum suit for me, 'k?>>56219613...Now, this is technically against our contract, but...if you mention my name (still Isaiah) they'll give you a discount. Pacified their forge demon a few years back, i did.
Checking in. Attention, morons: CROSSES DO NOT WORK ON ASWANG, JIANG-SHI, BIOLOGICAL VAMPIRES, TOO MANY FUCKING VARIANTS TO COUNTAs usual, if you use the 'well you're a vampire, you can heal from it', A) it's aswang you fucking white boy B) i bet if I fucking 'accidentally shot you' (which i can't because I'm not fucking blind unlike half of you) you'd be screaming to all your fucking buddies 'help help an evil monster shot me' and half the city would be out for me.
>>56219700My leg has been fine 30 years mate
>Buy holy water, silver bullets, and stakes by the bulk during spring>Sell it for increased profit when Halloween rolls aroundI don't even slay demons anymore. This just prints money.
>>56219702Checking in, it works if you believe you fuckin heathen
>>56219769>It's another "Cleric who thinks he's a demon hunter" episode again
>>56200296What is the right anount of Dakka required to banish a low tier demon?
>>56219452>Do you have history with my daughter?Not at all, good Hunter. We suspect however that a Rogue Unit of ours has been plaguing the universe for quite a while now, after it escaped some time before we could have it destroyed. If you ever see a creature resembling our preferred form, please notify us immediately.
>>56219793Fuck off new era heathen, belief is key. This isn't some d&d shit you worthless cunt. I've been at this longer than you've been alive.
>>56200296Alright, so I sometimes get called by concerned citizens to help with some little monster problems here and there. No big deal, I go in, clean house and the world is none the wiserBut a few days ago one of my more "concerned" customers tried to get in contact with me about a vampire problem or something. But shit happens and I wasn't in the office that day. So the guy left me a message and said he found some other guys from Alabama? Any way I figure I better check on the guy, see if he still needs my help, y'know good customer relations and all that.So I call him back and he hands the phone to one of those Bama guys. Owen something? Anywho, this guy tells me they've got everything under control. So, yeah I don trust that one bit.Anyway I get to my customers town (little sleepy thing, maybe 400 souls) and THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN IS EITHER ON FIRE, DESTORYED BY WHAT LOOKED LIKE HEAVY ARTILLERY. Also there were Werewolves scratchmarks all over this shit.Werewolves!? In this part of the fucking country? So long story short, my client is dead and those Alabama Hillbilly fucks owe me some sort of Explanation/ApologyOnly hint I found on them was this patch. You guys ever heard of this company, cause I sure as fuck did not.
>>56200296okay, back from the forest, there were quite the few monsters there, but no cat thing.
Desert Hunter here.Something tex posted earlier reminded me of a question I had, and given all the experience here, maybe I can get an answer. The old man just gives me a look when I ask him. Harker may be a hell of a hunter (only reason things went as smooth as they did was his insistance on being prepared. For what? When I ask that he just laughs at me and says that is what. Just be prepared.) but that old bastard can be tight lipped.Is there a connection between the Wild Hunt(s) of Europe and the Ghost Riders In The Sky of the US southwest? I don't know about how things go elsewhere in the world, but they seem to be on our side. They usually turn up around all hallows, solstices, etc. Tend to chase down anything truly demonic. It's a (literal) hell of a thing to see.The last few all hallows, I've seen em running the sky, way up like a small, swift cloud. Didn't see them this time. At all. When I asked Father Martin about it, he gave me an odd look. Asked what I was talking about. Hasn't spoken to me since. Any ideas?
>>56220317Forgot the picture from my mentor's old book.
>>56220317Leave em to it lad. They've been through a hell you can't imagine and ideally never will.
>>56220439D.H. etc.They're half the reason I'm in this business. That's a story for another time.What I want to know is do the Wild Hunts elsewhere chase down hellspawn? Do they intervene at all in this world? Most importantly: Where did they go this past all hallows? Did the Hunts not appear elsewhere in the world?Old man Harker told me I was seeing things when I asked him about it after he took me in. Said I must have taken a harder blow to the head than he thought. Is it just not discussed? Does no one else actually see them? Are they the same as the Hunt or something different?Father Martin came back a short while ago, said he had something for me. Big old package of oilcloth. It was a mideval shield, battered, still mostly painted white. Told me is was from the "Order of Saint George" (never heard of that, and it wasn't in the old man's books) and that it might be useful if we face things like night before last again. I swear the old man's setting me up, using me as a pawn or bait or something.
>>56220840The order of st George? You should be honoured, he believes in you.Look, don't worry about wild hunts, you'll understand in a couple of decades or after your death
>>56200296Went to some outdoor horror movie thing. Major werewolf marathon was planned. only get this. we all get attacked by wolves.
>>56219769>>56219894Hey, puti puto, prayers and thinking you shoot better if you think you do don't fucking work on biological vampires or werewolves. They're BIOLOGICAL for a reason. Unless the fucking virus or bacteria or prion or whatever is fucking hexed, you're not doing shit.And you're probably smiting most monsters because, wow, .50 bullets tend to push through heads as well as .50 bullets with fuckin' Jesus on them.>>56219793Fucking tell me about it
Through strange angles are the GatesThrough which my ancient Lord may come,Come forth, and increase in all your strength!T̷h̴e ͟ve͠ry ͞cu̡r͡v͞e͜s ͞of ͘śp̕ace ́shall b͜rea̡k̀ ̶an͝d ̸bè und̶o͢ne̕A̛n̕d o̴pen̨ ͢tǫ yo̴ur͝ ̛k̡in̨d ́who mo͞v͟e in primal ̷s̵erenityAnd ͘dwel̵l̡ ̕f̢ǫr̨e͠v̡er be͢tw̷een ͡s̨pa͢cé ̷a͞n͢d̨ beyon͠d tim͜e.͘͡Iń a͠ mindless̷,͡ ̨blac̵k͠ ábyssąl̨ sea̧͡A̶ C̀ra̛w̡ling Chao͜s h̷o͜w̴ls̨ ̡i͡n ̸Et̡e̡rn̛al̵ N͢i̴ght̛. ̸B͠rèa̷k t̛he̛ B̨a̵r̢r͜i͝e̛r ̵of̢ ́Li͘g̶ht, ̶I͟ ̵s͘et ̢you f̕ree!All w͟i̶ll ̸be̛ s͞tr̷i̸cken, as i͠f ͞bl̷in͝d̵,By ̴t̸h͡is͝ O̕n̴e ̸Wh͜ose̢ Being can̴ ̸not̛ be.̢ Bĺac̶k̸ L͠ord of ̕Chaos̨ c͡om̨e un̸f̶old.̡F͟rom ͜this ̡i̡nn͜e͝r̶mo͠st̴ inf̕i̶n̨i͜t͘y̵̧͜A̡s Òn̡e ̸Whǫśe̴ ̷E̡y̷e ͟See͞s Al̛l͞ a̸s̸ w̨as an̶d̡ is̛Co͜m̷e f͜o͘rth ̡a͢nd̀ r͜en͡d͟ ̶th̀e Ve̶i͟l̀s ͡th͘àt͜ AL̀L̴ m͡ay s͠e͞e.̷ ́T͠hroug͜h ̧the̴ ͘a͢ng͜les òf ́t̢h̨e ̷p͞l̕a̴n͘es͠,́ com̴e ͝f͢or͘th!̢I͜ ̸c͘all ́you̢, M͝as͟t̴er ̕and ̸Cr̨ea͡ţo̴r̷, ̶who b͞ring͘s̢ me t͜ǫ y͡our̛ ̨a͟i̵d̕͡At ͡y̡ou͡r ̛d̡rea̸d ͡Ńam͟e th̷e͘ v̡e͝r̷y ̴Hounds ͜Tín̷d'l͟o̵sį sh̀ake.Be͠fo͞r̨e̸ ̀wh͠o͘m H̢ell ̢i͟t͞sel͜f stands̸ utt̷érly a̢bashe͡d,A̵nd͞ ̵th̀e̵ E̸a͘rt̴h's ͝e̴ph͟emera͡l͟ foundatio͡n qųak͢es.̡I͠ ͟c͜a̢l̴l yo̧u̧, S͡oųl ͝of͝ ̢the F͢atal ͜Fiv͜e̶, ̸whos̡e po͠int̨s ̷t͡h͘e pȩnt͘ac͜l̴e̸ ͢do ͜makȩ;͡Ab͘y̛s͢sa͡l Ni͢ght y̷ou ar̵e̷,͝ ̢a̷nd̸ ͠se͞v̧e̸n͜ ̴iś ̀y̧ou̢r̶ ̢s̸t̷ep.I ̡r̛e͢j͠oic͠e,͞ I͠ m̵ock,͞ I p̵r͢ąise͞ yo̢u̢r Name͝ ͡-͞ ̡Co̸sm͟ocrato͠r ̴and M͞esseǹger:͢ ̕Great ̵S͜oul̸ N̡yar̷l̴atho̴t́ep
>>56221296> ̴and M͞esseǹger:͢ ̕Great ̵S͜oul̸ N̡yar̷l̴atho̴t́epSomeone break out the Holy artillery. We have a big one on our hands here.
>>56221233>biological Whatever helps you sleep at night kid
>>56221429meh, could be its prophet or pharaoh form, no worries until confirmation dude; just trust him if it's a magician and don't believe his lies if he's a pretentious fuck usurpating his father's authority again, simple as that.If the crawling chaos is really out for fun then I can't think of a plan to banish him that wouldn't end with reality getting crazily severed, maybe forcing him to return to the dreamlands with some godly bait using the already existing gates on earth? anyone have contacts with the few remaining ascended humans in there to lure him?
>>56221777>human>calling others kidsyeah whatever floats your boat puti, but don't bitch at us when your church excommunicates you because putting antibiotics and antivirals into your body is sinful after you found out firsthand crosses don't work on biological vampires
>>56221883>your church excommunicates you because putting antibiotics and antivirals into your body is sinfulNot him, but what does any of this have to do with Christian Scientists?
>>56221883Crosses don't work? You are severely lacking in faith brother. Goddamn new hunters always thinking they've invented the wheel.