How would vampire react to exposure to sunlight in Umbral realms?
>>56194507who is this semen demon?
>>56196047The absolute state of /tg/.
>>56196047I know it's been over a decade, but come on
>>56194507Janette from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines in a user created outfit.
>>56196047Holy fuck, mate.
>>56194507It's the spirit of sunlight as defined to an extent by what everybody believes about sunlight and expects it to do to a vampire.
>>56196047Kid, get out.
>>56196047we got a nother kirk
>>56196270>>56196386>>56196486I remember that thread. I remember being there. It was fucking awful. This was the same year that brought us the thread where Boku no pico was the actual answer though
>>56194507Every time someone posts VTMB, someone somewhere starts replaying VTMB.
>>56196812/tg/ should really make a TTRPG based on VTMB at some point.
>>56196942i know you are trolling at this point, but please stop
>>56196942What where you play like a vampire and maintain some kind of masquerade?You'd never be able to balance all the different clans
>>56196047I know I shouldn't be given the general decline of culture, but holy fuck am I triggered
>>56197703you mean duckling ?
>>56196047This is wrong on so many levels.Also it’s time to reinstall vtmb
>>56196386>>56196486>>56196783Its funnier to me cause it was literally just a samefag.
>>56194507Aren't vampires in the umbra generally torn apart by all the banes that they tend to attract?Umbral sunlight is pretty low on their list of problems.
>>56196047Hey another screencap
>>56196047Mods, why is this allowed?
>>56196047Believe it or not, anon, suicide IS the answer in this case!
>>56196047This is why the Camarilla exists.
>>56197785So the rumor is trueevery time one mentions Vampire the masquerade someone goes and reinstall it.
>>56196047Jesus Christ man, Lurk Moar for the love of the internet.
>>56196047Why are we still here?
>>56199406Antedeluvians are still asleep
>>56196047I shall bear the curse and make myself that guyIt's Jeanette from vampire the masquerade bloodlines
>>56196047It is Harley Quinn you newfag.
>>56199855now now, he is new, but he must learn of the tale the vampire like all of us did
>>56199900IT SHOULD HAVE MOVED WHEN I ASKED HIM TO!
>>56199759You are the cancer killing 4chan. Not that other guy, but you. Faggots like him would not exist were it not for you.
>>56194507Be honest /tg/, how many times did you masturbate to her sex noises? About a dozen for me.
>>56200093But sauce was already provided in the fourth reply.
>>56199444>>56200007I don't know if this is a slayer that specializes in Malks, a Malkavian harbinger of Gehenna, or even Malkav himself.
>>56200093>Faggots like him would not exist were it not for you.>People would not beg for things if you did not provide themHistory speaks otherwise.
>>56200093>faggots who don't know about my favorite thing wouldn't exist if assholes like you didn't keep telling them about my favorite thing when askedAre you sure this is the kind of fan you want to be?
>>56200292A Malkavian hunting Malkavians to concentrate Malkav's consciousness enough to awaken and manifest through his body and start the Final Nights. It makes too much sense.
>>56196047Is that the girl McFarland banged in the butt? Lucky bastard.
>>56196047This has to be bait, it's the first response. There's no other way, there's no other goddamn way.Youmustbe18topostheregetoffmylawnyoudamnkidsshdbbxhenxkkemxjkedjrrbnfnjendnnej
>>56196047T-this is just bait, right...
>>56196047put me in the screencap
>>56199406>Why are we still here?Just to suffer, probably.
>>56196047leave, just leave
>>56196047If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea who it is, either. It just looks like some whore in a 90s video game.
>>56204225TWO IN ONE THREAD?
Therese is better, anyway.
>>56204242You could just say who it is. Everyone's having some kind of collective seizure, so now I'm curious.
>>56204242I too have no idea who this is.
>>56196047>>56204225>>56204329That's enough /tg/ for this lifetime then,
>>56204290>>56204329IT SAYS JEANETTE IN THE PICTURE ANONdis bait yo
>>56204270To be fair, both Jeanette and Therese are psychotic bitches with daddy issues. One just has megalomaniac tendencies and control issues, while the other has acceptance issues and a slut complex.
>>56196047so the end times are upon us
>>56196047you're fucking with me right?
>>56204434>To be fair, both Jeanette and Therese are psychotic bitches with daddy issues....just like yoko ono?
>>56204432I thought her name was celerity. In the bottom right.
>>56196047A slut from vtmblDon't know why people are so mad about it
>>56204434Jeanette is exactly as controlling, she just doesn't tell you she's doing it. She's the manipulator, she plays you like a fiddle if you let her.
>>56196047I've played maybe 5 minutes of the game and even I know.
>>56204542Because it’s one of the best written video games of all time up there with baldors gate and new Vegas.And it’s directly adapted from the vampire the masquerade system, which is insanely /tg/ related.It was broken at launch and ships with a unofficial patch nowadays, but is still considered a masterpiece.
>>56204432No, I saw the name, I want context for who this character is. Why should I care? Is it a particularly well-written character? What's the deal? Why is Mussolini having a heart attack?
>>56204859She’s well written, sexy, has an awesome voice actor, is important to the plot, and involves an actually meaningful decision. But this is bloodlines, where the fat weapon salesman has more personality than 90% of other rpg characters.
>>56204967I swear this wasn’t /v/ a second ago
>>56204967And this is the Vampire: The Masquerade game? I'm getting the distinct impression that I should try it. I might do so over Christmas break, too swamped with grad work to delve into an RPG right now.
>>56205109Yea.It’s buggy in some places, but amazing in all the areas that count.
>>56194507this is me reeee-ing for the screencap
>>56205059Huh.Well ok then, don’t want to be called a furfag on the internet now do I?
>>56205109It's a solid 8/10
>>56194507Don't know about Chronicles, but in World of Darkness, not much. Helios has nowhere near the Umbral presences that Luna has. It's stated multiple sources that Luna is brighter then the sun in the Umbra. That being the case, I always counted it as obscured days, which with some covering could be dealt with.The real problem is the Rothschek (Can't remember how it is spelled). If it causes a frenzy, the vamp would throw off the protection in a beserk fear as they tried to run for cover...Like how drowning people pull rescuers down with them.Then there is the Humanity checks to stay away, and all sorts of other problems. To say nothing of entering an Umbral realm with normal sunlight conditions.Overall, Umbra and Cainites don't mix well.It's why they stick to the Dark Umbra, also called the Sunless Lands.
>>56196047So..this, this the rage the oldfags feel..it burns.
>>56205109get the unofficial patch and your golden
>>56205596fuck off furfag
>>56196047I don’t know who this is. Just heard about this vampire game from this thread. Also that vag is a jungle nightmare
>>56206189Yiff in hell
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>>56194507>11/02/17(Thu)22:58:47 (OP's post)>11/03/17(Fri)01:07:44 (>>56196047 i.e. the bait)You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots
>>56206486Ah ha! You fool.You have made yourself vulnerable to my most powerful attack!No u
Are those pubes?
>>56204225Well I mean... you aren't really wrong?
>>56196047She is Jeanette Voerman from Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines, RPG released by Troika Games in 2004, the game I'm goning to reinstall and play for the sixth time.
>>56204225Normies get out REEEEEEEEEE
>>56208512I played it with the fan patch, are there any lewd mods?
>>56194507Vampire hereHow different is it from normal sunlight?
>>56196047I suddenly feel a need to yell at kids to get off my lawn
How would vampire react to exposure to sunlight in the Deep Umbra?
>>56204434>Jeanette and ThereseMehNow Tourette... shE REAlly maKEs mE questioN my DoorMATs Intentions!
>>56218953Amateur. You should know better than to uninstall.
>>56219519Hotel>All else>Prostate cancer>Catacombs
>ctrl-f "isolated">0 resultsWhat the fuck is wrong with /tg/
>>56196047It is true, the thinbloods are upon us
>>56196047Underage posting is against the rules.
>>56196047Fuck the state of ths board
>>56221573>ctrl-f "isolated">1 resultidiot
>>56196047Replying because I want to be popular as well.
>>56196047I'm just responding to be part of the epic post-chain, but yeah you're a fucking idiot and I didn't even play the game
>>56196047Hell, I've never played the fucking game and I know who that is.
>>56227239It's 2 results, faggot
>>56196047I mean yeah, part of her design was the iconic clothing, but still. It's VtMB, and the name is right there. Get your mind straight!
>>56196047It was even just on sale for Halloween, man.
>>56194507>mfw I can see she isn't a natural blond...
>>56196047I must choose to believe this is merely expertly crafted bait.
>>56208512Can I play it on a laptop? Can I download it for free?
>>56196047But summer is over...
>>56230678Yes, pirate it. Don't give Activision money for bankrupting the people who made VTMB.
>>56230697Its always summer somewhere anon.
>>56196047I don't even know what to say, anon.
mfw i deleted the game after needing space for cracked cod
>>56230543Curtains matching the drapes is mostly a meme. Pubes are often brown regardless of hair colour.
>>56232122Eyebrow color = pube color, 99% of the time excepting people who use makeup to darken them
>>56196047Funny post, but all the people who are actually getting mad over this need to see doctors.
>>56232122>>56232479Huh Im the 1%. Brown hair/red beard, flip their orientation and you got my crotch forest colors.
>>56231176this visualization of looking at the city is what always makes me want to play again.
>>56196047Put me in the screencap at an exact 124° angle
>>56196047sure is reddit in here.the replies, not the post
>>56204967too bad its from a game that is only well done 50% of the way and then turns into retarded shit.
>>56196979There's just 7 clans, shouldn't be that hard
>>56238170My favorite clan is the Gang-Gel. They're an excellent addition to the Carmilla.
>>56238170But what if somebody wants to play the monster race? Like that one guy with weird face, or the Sheriff? Shouldn't those have a clan too?
>>56238609We make a source book for it, it should guide players through the enemy faction The Sabbat.
>>56231176The bathroom werewolf... THAT FUCKING THIN CAN FIT IN THE TOILET STALLS!
>>56232122What's it mean if you're red up top, black in the middle, then red at the bottom? Because I feel like a living white stripes album cover and I can't figure out why half of me is ginger and the other half is jet black
>>56196047Pure lye isn't this basic, anon.
>>56204614You are a bitch ass nigger for not beating it.
>>56196047I'm glad people reacted the way they did to your shitpost.