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    1.98 MB Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:01 No.5605691  
    Sauce for this? Is there an actual manual for this? Pie if you can provide PDF.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:02 No.5605705

    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:02 No.5605706
    I have the zip folder with these and more monster pics. I wish I didn't.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:03 No.5605721
    >Is there an actual manual for this?
    Black Tokyo.
    I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:04 No.5605736
    how long till someone starts posting the comics I wonder
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:06 No.5605757
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:08 No.5605785
    earlier today my mom was telling my sister that she needs more protein, and this popped into my head. I almost said it, /tg/, I almost said it
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:11 No.5605819
    post them?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:12 No.5605834
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    >Dark elf
    >diet: semen
    Goddamn sluts.

    >diet: semen
    I know fetishes and all... but WHAT THE HELL?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:12 No.5605844
    It's a pretty grimdark setting, actually.

    I dunno if you ever considered the ramifications of aggressive inhuman females requiring human males to reproduce (whose diet often consists of said men's SOULS, making feeding something of a pressing issue and a source of strife with them), but the outlook for mankind isn't good. Especially MANkind.

    Human men are used as a form of universal currency among all sentient cultures, for one thing.

    A Matango infestation is a BIG MOTHERFUCKING DEAL, and in order to curtail it human women will have to strike deals with monstergirls as only monstergirls can properly fight it off--any human would become fungus chow. Sexual services are already the lowest sort of trade coin, for this service your monstergirls will require more. It's actually most efficient to summon a demon, like the succubi, and feed them the souls of a few men and let them take those men to Hell with them, rather than depopulating your entire male supply bartering a huge number of men to meet the costs of other forms of monster.

    When hostile monsters such as hornets make war with female human tribal warriors, the women will assume the human male chattel to be the easier target, and will eliminate THEM from the enemy hive while protecting their own supply rather than face the hornet warriors in open combat. It's like Africa.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:13 No.5605858
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    WT-unholy-F is this?
    Buh-bye now.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:13 No.5605859
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:16 No.5605892
    Idiosyncrasy in translation, from what I've been told. A more accurate word would be "life essence" or something. The Japanese author was supposedly making a double entendre and leaving it open to interpretation.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:17 No.5605912
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    Are you really that surprised? Really?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:18 No.5605920
    And that's not even factoring in the decay that civilization must be experiencing with these things plaguing the roads between cities. Trying to get a caravan through to anywhere in one piece must be a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:20 No.5605953
    "she" looks like "she" has cottage cheese thighs
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:21 No.5605958
    Then again I'm sure there are at least some of these things that realize preventing human men from fucking human women will cause less men to be around and let the human population increase in numbers every now and then.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:23 No.5605990
    I'd be terrified to live in this world. You have to understand there are THOUSANDS of these things.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:27 No.5606020
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    it could also be pretty fucking awesome, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:29 No.5606048
    Meaning that humanity has still been reduced to the level of cattle, in all practicality.
    Not a happy place to be.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:29 No.5606049
    The text implies there used to be a kind and loving God overseeing this setting.
    It looks like he's gone now.
    The forces of Hell compel what remains of His divine servants to rape humanity. All of them, not just the "Dark Angels."
    That's probably what caused all the monstergirls to form in the first place, actually. God had a viagra heart attack, and all his mojo went fucking berzerk. So now you've got mice and cockroaches and, uh, watery, blobs of, slimy, I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW, all running rampant with mankind as their primary food source.
    The DEAD rise to fuck the living.
    The spirits of nature are compelled to fuck men.
    Goddamn SPIDERS are coming for us. SPIDERS. You know what spiders do to their males when they're done? The same thing kids do to their gingerbread men when they're done frosting them, man. They fucking EAT them.
    This world's God went drinking a few too many times and passed out for good, so Hell's minions used their magic and decided to teach everything the joys of rape.

    Of course, within human communities the male/female ratio is low enough to give every man multiple partners, but I would assume that so many men get kidnapped, stolen, killed, and so forth due to monstergirls or rivalries between richer and more powerful human females that in most places it's just simpler and more efficient to have men as communal property, with all that entails.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:29 No.5606053

    Here's a collection of translated ones put together by a guy who writes stories about succubi raping dudes. Well, not really rape, since in the stories the guys are pretty much instantly "Holy shit, tits!" and all for it.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:31 No.5606074
    Death by Snu-Snu is common.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:34 No.5606103
    I thought we decided that the monster girls were feared because of the empires policy that something 50% human or more gets child support payments and magical paternity test are simple to preform
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:35 No.5606118
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    Also what would this count as?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:36 No.5606126
    perverted succubus who gets sexual pleasure from eating?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:38 No.5606146
    What's worse for the humans is that the text for the Dark Angel entry implies that there is another deity operative in the setting, separate from the domain of the now dead benevolent overdeity or the forces of hell. In the middle of all this pandemonium, the mortals could well find themselves caught up in a divine succession war.
    >> Writefag Chronicles !42DalLaSf2 08/26/09(Wed)20:45 No.5606231
    Jesus christ, I'd never be able to sleep in this universe.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:45 No.5606233
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    Behold her champion!
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)20:46 No.5606257
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:46 No.5606258
    tiny heads.

    tiny tiny heads.

    they must be spess marines

    tiny heads

    so tiny
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:47 No.5606265
    who is this artist and why is it posted all of a sudden?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:48 No.5606282
    dunno, but his colour pallete reminds me of pastry.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:49 No.5606307

    This entire thing is full of facepalm, wtf, and varying degrees of want.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:50 No.5606329
    as long as there is some degree of want he has succeeded.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:51 No.5606336
    >Human men are used as a form of universal currency among all sentient cultures, for one thing.

    "Hey mom, what happened to dad?"
    "I had to trade him to the cyclops for our new steel plow, Mary."
    "It's a good plow, isn't it?"
    "It's the best plow in the village. We'll be able to plow our fields in record time, which gives us time to lend the plow it to our neighbors in exchange for borrowing their dads."
    "Let's start with Lizzie's. I've seen her dad. He's pretty good."
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)20:51 No.5606338
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    Name your poison, friend.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:53 No.5606362
    I'd love to have one of those at home. Milk and sex.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:54 No.5606389
    Godamn, it feels wrong to be turned on by this.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)20:55 No.5606401
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    Me too, anon. Me too.

    Plus, no soul-damaging sex.
    >> monotreeme 08/26/09(Wed)20:55 No.5606411
    I know right.

    especially this...
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)20:56 No.5606422
    >continue to ignore her and eventually she'll be at her wit's end, turning violent. Once they become like this, they assault their husbands, and they won't become docile again until their pent-up sexual desire has been satiated.

    It would be just like being with a human woman with superstrength and lactating breasts.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)20:58 No.5606453
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    Not seeing a problem.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:00 No.5606478
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:01 No.5606486
    ITT: Submissive guys
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:01 No.5606492
    When I first read these manual things, I was like "Wow, this is an awesome setting for a guy to live in!"... Then I actually thought about it, and I would not want to be in this setting, ever.

    If your a man, your probably kept under close watch at all times to make sure your not going to be kidnapped by any monsters during your vulnerable childhood years. When you finally make past childhood, and into your teen years you'd most likely be married/sold off to the highest bidder whoever or whatever that maybe; if you don't end up being soul drained by a succubus or some other devil first. If you somehow manage to get away from that, you'll have to contend with a world that wants to consume you in more ways than one. Sure, you might get lucky and end up being fancied by one of the nicer (relative term) monster girls like a Holstaurus or maybe a Lamina, but that's highly unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:03 No.5606514
    oh what the fuck is this bullshit?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:03 No.5606517

    Not to mention that you're more likely to be turned into a plant here than you are in a fucking ICS bad-end comic.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:05 No.5606542
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:06 No.5606559
    I wouldnt' mind being in the Dark Angel pleasure realm forever...
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:07 No.5606568
    Wow, a neckbeard's paradise, where everyone is out to fuck them, pretty much the opposite of reality.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:07 No.5606572
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    Since men's flesh and men's semen and men's souls are so desirable to such a vast number of magical and unnatural creatures, it seems logical to conclude that there's some hidden or latent magical property to human men that is processed and converted into useful forms by these beings.

    So I think in a fully fledged setting, it would be fair to say that the most epic-level magical loot and items and spells will be made out of human males.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:09 No.5606592
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    part deux
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:09 No.5606596
    What kind of desperate soul would make something like this?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:09 No.5606598

    A diviner's crystal ball, for instance, could be a human male's brain after it has been inverted and prepared with the semen of human men.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:09 No.5606603
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:10 No.5606616
    a Japanese man?
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:11 No.5606621
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    Soylent Green: The Planet?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:11 No.5606623
    I'd imagine that the few humans that do live to old age would be very powerful magic users.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:12 No.5606640
    Male humans I mean
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:14 No.5606659
    And single human men who roamed the wilds would be profoundly skilled warriors/mages, and others would do well to stay away from them.

    Because of this reputation, several common men occasionally risk journeying out alone in the robes of a wizard. Sometimes they make it back, sometimes...
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:14 No.5606662
    Or Eunuchs.

    In fact, I can imagine entire armies in this setting would be made out of female archers, and male eunuchs infantry.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:16 No.5606685

    Well, yeah. Any human male who lives to be pretty old is gonna be a badass at whatever he does. It's kinda like Cohen the Barbarian, only applied to everything.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:17 No.5606695

    So after a long period of being imprisoned in a cage the size of a tree, you get to be her immobilized, crippled, food source. Where you can spend the rest of the time that a magical dryad tree naturally lives--presumably hundreds of years as a minimum--having your organs converted to insensate plant matter. Losing your central nervous system last seems the obvious way for this to go, since brain cells have a very slow replacement rate and low metabolism, but after it too starts to be slowly replaced by ordinary wood you will be aware of your own thoughts degrading and your "self" slipping away, one layer at a time, knowing that you will be trapped in this horror until you are only a dryad's personal insensate tree.
    You are comforted by the fact that as a dryad's tree, you make the BEST MAPLE SYRUP EVER.

    >disposition: Gentle

    I'd prefer the fucking spiders.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:17 No.5606696

    Are you sure you're paying close enough attention? Men are far too valuable to castrate.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:17 No.5606698
    >female archers
    You don't operate any good bows with -4str.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:20 No.5606731

    Maybe some succubi have magics that can preserve the testicles in good working order.

    A community could trade the souls of a few sacrifices for a testicle jar, and then trade the semen produced by the living contents of this canopic jar to races that require human semen as a foodsource, and use the human semen for other spell components, making the eunuchs socially worthless unless they are put to manual labor or military service.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:21 No.5606740
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:22 No.5606757
    Yeah, but it's hard to go to war with threats to your kingdom (read: shit like giant Ladybee hives or ladyant Hills) if the other army is going to rape your infantry to death. Plus I imagine it would be good for the ruling body's to have bodyguards who aren't going to be raped to death before an assassination attempt. After all, a portion of these monsters are mentioned as being fond of women as well so you can't just rely on that.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:22 No.5606758
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    Plus this...
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:24 No.5606784
    seems the obvious solution is to coat your penis with some poison and hope you don't have a small cut
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:25 No.5606792
    Good ol /tg/, applying logic and over analyzing. /a/ and /d/ would be claiming waifus by now
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:25 No.5606798
    Or specifically use criminals and other dangerous men as sacrifices to the succubi instead of any random man. And have the more fertile men sexed up by government sanctioned whores who then collect the semen and then trade it. The whores would have to meet a very strict standard. No diseases, clean, and have little physical imperfections.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:25 No.5606804
    I am sure you could give the women some +4 strength serum to defend there men
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:25 No.5606807
    One has to wonder exactly what it is that makes human females immune to whatever hellborn mindfuckery went into turning this entire world into a giant clump of ballbusting terror. Judging by the entries for elves and centaurs, for instance, it sounds as if there were other intelligent races with functional civilizations of their own before the event, but when whatever happened went down, they got a case of the mind-whammy just like the mindless monsters did.
    So what makes the human women the exception, while we're taking this seriously?
    Furthermore, what sort of impact would this have had on the civilized races that were affected?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:26 No.5606821
    I've got to ask, where is there more of this?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:29 No.5606864

    Do want.


    Do not want
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:29 No.5606865

    They weren't immune. If I recall correctly, this is all some massive gambit by the succubi. They released some contagion in the world that turned many women into the monster girls. So while men may be enslaved or killed by virtue of being men, women might actually transform. I don't know if it was a one-time deal, though, or an ongoing threat.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:31 No.5606894

    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:34 No.5606936


    Here, you get to pick which sauce you have on your pasta.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:34 No.5606947

    Perhaps the "Fallen God" the Dark Angels serve is a Lillith-esque figure who ascended to godhood, who has power over te demonic and angelic females and corrupted the females of all nonhumans, and who was specifically created to be conpatible with human males by the older God (whom, I posit, she took out of commission after gaining her own fallen divinity).
    Human females were created after the fall of this Lillith figure specifically to displace her, and as such are outside of and incompatible with her power.

    This also explains why all the nonhuman females are compatible with human males.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:35 No.5606959
    What you do is carry around a jar of semen and throw it at the monster girls and run like hell
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:37 No.5606989
    shameless bump
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:37 No.5606991
    But the intelligent ones would realize you're a much larger source of semen and just kidnap you.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:37 No.5606996

    It has to be an airtight jar, like an ancient Egyptian canopic jar, though.

    Otherwise the smell of human semen will bring EVERY SINGLE MONSTERGIRL FOR MILES AROUND DIRECTLY TO YOU.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:37 No.5606998
    Like the Sniper's jarate!
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:38 No.5607007
    That's why you throw it on their face and run away while they're distracted with licking up all that delicious nourishment. It should distract them for a couple of seconds at least.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:39 No.5607022
    just use the power of MAGIC! to seal it.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:40 No.5607045
    rolled 3 + 9000 = 9003

    Yeah right! Have you ever smelled three-day old semen? It's nastier then you can possibly imagine. Not even a monster girl is going to go for that.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:40 No.5607046
    Oh god. this got me thinking about this shit. Some of these creatures have to have cook books for semen. how to make a turkey basted in semen. how to make semen taste better. It's endless.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:41 No.5607062
    >>Entire Thread
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:41 No.5607064
    I'd just go for a Lamia or Lizard Girl, so they can be ultra defensive of me and keep me from being raped to death by other fuck up monsters.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:43 No.5607102
    the funniest thing about this thread is if we had been born decades earlier we would probably be in a malt shop talking with a girl right now instead of discussing feminine monsters who crave semen
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/26/09(Wed)21:43 No.5607111

    Except malts are pig disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:45 No.5607135
    hey I just realized something. You could get rich very quickly if you were married to a Holstaurus. Since the entry says her milk is a fast selling commodity you could sell that along with you semen to make a huge profit.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)21:45 No.5607143

    And D&D and computers were around then. So no.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:46 No.5607151
    But would the girl have wings and be trying to rape us?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:46 No.5607152

    You, sir, are misinformed. In every society throughout history, there have always been basement-dwelling antisocial nerds. It is an inviolate law of human nature. The specific topic of discussion might well have been different, but the spirit is immortal.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:46 No.5607157
    Man, what's wrong with you? Malts are fucking delicious.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:48 No.5607180
    Since this hasn't been posted yet...
    >> Salamanders Fanbro !!IkBm+qsTaW7 08/26/09(Wed)21:49 No.5607201
    You'll drink your malt and like it, because it's the only way to get Susie to go to the sock-hop with you.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:50 No.5607212
    Once upon a time it was shortwave radios, chess, model trains, and pulp sci-fi magazines.

    Before that, professional academics who engaged in bitter flamewars in journals about pointless literary topics and bitched that that populist jerk Dickens was catering to the common man...

    The more things change...
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:54 No.5607275
    >the funniest thing about this thread is if we had been born decades earlier we would probably be in a malt shop talking -with- a feminine monster who craves semen right now instead of talking -about- feminine monsters who crave semen.

    Yah, fixed.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)21:56 No.5607304
    Considering the apparent amount of death and/or permanent incapacitation after these things finish with the males, the reproductive rates of the humans must be high in order to counteract the constant drain on population.

    what frightens me most is the angel entry, it's insinuation that not even god is present anymore seems to damn the whole existence to the warp, Christ this is Slanesh's birth all over again
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:06 No.5607438
    I move for a Dark Heresy campaign to take place on this world, defined as a "Death World"
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:07 No.5607442
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:10 No.5607482
    I tried to imagine imagine 1800 nerds and I could barely suceed doing it and utterly failing imagining an earlier nerd. Then I realized how much of a niche culturar experience we have. How could you imagine life in the middle ages, or as an inca during their golden age or an ancient egyptian, there are simply no similar cultural points, no binding experiences, language, religion or common knowledge, not a single common denominator. You may have some metaknowledge on them but you wouldnt know shit about them, yoou couldt buy a loaf of bread on your own.

    This made me sad on some level, we could experience such an immeasureable little slice of cuture and earth during even the most well lived lifetime. How many people you get to know well during a few decades? A hundred? Two hundred? Then you realize that you barely know your grandparents past which they tried to tell you when you was little but you ignored, there are probably millions on the planet doing your job better than you ever could and even if you choose the most underground, niche, hobby there will be thousands of people doing it better and knowing it better than you.

    Do you even know everyone in your street by name? DO you ever talked with your neighbors? Do you even know all significant events in the lives of your significant relatives?

    We are ignoring so much and experiencing so little, just because we dont care, we dont care about learning and knowing more, just wallowing in our own small unintellectual puddle, telling our irking inner voice who tells we could be so much more if we try it to STFU and trying to entertain ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:11 No.5607494
    crone world in the eye of chaos, the taint of the warp half held off by old ones artifacts
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    Why go out and date today's women when you can enjoy a wonderful night in your own home? You maybe alone, but you are not LONELY.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:18 No.5607576

    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)22:20 No.5607599

    My neighbors seem to want to get back to whatever they were doing before I talked to them.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:23 No.5607636

    The longer I savor my conversations with people, the better I will enjoy them.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:23 No.5607642

    As Bob was disorientedly recovering from a Red Oni's tender ministrations one day, he suddenly remembered that he'd had his magical semen-jar the whole time, and could have been spared the ordeal. He'd bandaged the open wounds as well as he could, but the broken rib was a bitch.

    Bob wanted to go back to the village, feeling properly ashamed of himself for breaking the rules to pick some berries, but he didn't know what direction to go in. He wasn't about to climb one of the trees for a better view--he knew better than that--so he tried to find higher ground to spot a landmark.

    As he trundled along, his left foot became caught in something. He shook his leg, but that seemed to make it worse, so he bent over to see a silken thread half an inch thick was strung across the road a handspan off the ground. Bob panicked and struggled against this single cord of silk, when he heard a rustling coming from behind him.

    "Well welllllll!" thundered a deep and rasping yet distinctly female voice.

    Bob spun around, which was a mistake as in the process he caught both his free leg and his right arm in the webbing. All he could do now was writhe and scream helplessly on the ground as he looked up into the many eyes of his captor.

    She was impossible. Surely no tale ever spoke of an arachne of such size! An eighteen foot behemoth of chitin and flesh, terrible and terrifying to behold. No man could stand before such a creature and keep his wits in order, Bob least of all. His shrieks were heard even in the village he had been stolen from the previous night, many miles distant. Bob was trying to recall as much about arachnes as he could. He knew that the wildspiders were often many times larger than their males, that they ate their own after mating, that they sucked the lifeblood from them and cast aside the hollow shell that had once been alive... Bob shut his eyes and tried to cast such things from his mind.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:24 No.5607655

    He felt something as smooth as polished steel brush by his face, and an odd tugging at his bounds. Suddenly, he was free! Bob opened his eyes. She had liberated him from her own trap! Perhaps the dark legends were child's tales, to keep men cowed and passive! Bob looked up with gratitude and terror mixed in his heart. She spoke again.

    "You are brave and ssstrong, man. Virtues rare, virtues... valuable."

    Bob did not understand. He bowed and turned about. A length of polished chitin thicker than most trees hit the ground before him, and human hands many times larger than hands should be lifted him off of his feet. "My nexxxt brood will have great virtuesss of ssstrength and courage."

    Bob's mind was lost to terror. He flailed in her hands. She laughed a raspy "Yesssss" and turned about. Bob was mortified. As she began walking in that oddly silenced tiptoe way of the Great Weavers, Bob remembered what he had forgotten the night before. He looked down, and judged he would be able to run well enough after the fall, though a sprained or broken ankle would not make for a pleasant sprint.

    He threw the jar directly at her face. It shattered, covering three of her unblinking red insectile eyes in it's vile contents. She first screamed a terrible scream, dropping Bob to wipe her eyes clean with her human hands. The fall knocked the wind out of Bob's lungs. His broken rib jutted out of his flesh, spreading a terrible red omen across his chest. He heard a faint buzzing, and wondered if his head was damaged. He began to crawl away, as standing was beyond him. He looked over his shoulder to see the arachne licking her hands in eagerness. The buzzing grew louder, and Bob wondered if that meant he would lose consciousness to the pain soon.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:25 No.5607664

    The arachne screamed again, more terribly than the first time. Bob knew enough to know that they hunt silently, and she would not shout again if it were he she were after; he looked over his shoulder to see her being swarmed by honeybees, some of which would intermittently land on her enormous face to collect the fluid, driven past even self-preservation by the smell of men's purpose. Bob knew he could not run away from all of them, not while injured, and that when their battle ended he would be hunted by one or the other, so he did his best to hide himself.
    Warriors from the village who had heard the great cries in the forest found him lying unconscious in a rotted-out log, surrounded by worker bees. They claimed him as theirs by right of battle; the women of the village were willing to fight to reclaim him, but the bees would surely take their lives AND the man if they fought now. So the Captain told the workers to bring the man's weight in honey to the village every month, and they could have him.

    Thus it is that the village of Teverin became famous throughout the region for it's honeyed foods and skillful confectionry.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:32 No.5607743
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:36 No.5607789

    You ever had honey-cured ham?
    Honey-fried steak?
    Honeyed cornbread?
    Honeyed foods are fucking delicious, man.
    I can see why they made the trade.
    Teverin cuisine must be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:39 No.5607836
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    Terrifying... Truly terrifying.
    Shit, shouldn't there be some band of human female paladins attempting to ressurect the old god and put an end to this hellish nightmare?!

    Surely some woman has the (anti) balls to do this?
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)22:41 No.5607863

    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:44 No.5607905

    I was posting fast in desperation, and forgot the correct term for the human female's reproductive organs. This of course doesnt change the fact that this place is a hellhole in need of some serious paladins.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:44 No.5607915

    I would never led ANY of my brethren be taken away. Suddenly, I am having a surge of WhiteKnightiis with a side of PURGE.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:45 No.5607919
    >Loli witch
    >Makes you her familiar

    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:46 No.5607940
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    I have been slaying these deviant cunts since they stole my little brother
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)22:47 No.5607958
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    Yes, yes, Zero No Tsukaimawhatever.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:52 No.5608024
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    Those cunts kidnapped all the alter boys. THEY. TOOK. THE. ALTER BOYS.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)22:55 No.5608068
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    'altar' is the correct spelling.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)22:55 No.5608073
    Srsly, with all the menfolk being taken, the women will either resort to lesbianism and die off, or take to the woods with swords and axes and started loping off japi-demon heads.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:01 No.5608151
    ...this actually sounds like a setting I'd like to play in.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)23:03 No.5608175
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:04 No.5608193
    Hell, that setting COULD be done somewhat easily, it's really a reversal of the "Mars needs women" trope from the 50s where aliens kept wanting to kidnap our womenfolk. Add the idea of this being a CONSTANT threat and build a martial culture around stopping it and boom, ready to ship.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:05 No.5608201
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    The sniper better watch out
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:06 No.5608221
    don't forget the freedom fighters that go and steal the men back.

    as well as the wonderful loot.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:07 No.5608223
    Pseudo Christianity ftw
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)23:12 No.5608285

    How perversely viable.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:13 No.5608303

    I hope to hell you are writing more like this RIGHT NOW.
    >> No Man 08/26/09(Wed)23:20 No.5608369
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:26 No.5608421
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    >Those cunts kidnapped all the alter boys. THEY. TOOK. THE. ALTER BOYS.

    Look's like you're going to have to ALTER your plans for tonight.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:27 No.5608423
    And she has a short holstaurus shield maiden she dubbed tubby. The barbarian just couldn't bring her self to kill the dumb doe eyed thing when she slew it's slave master and it followed her having no place else to go. Tubby is naive and annoying, but at least she is company on the lonely and hostile road. Even Tubby's breathless speculation of what will happen when they rescue her brother is endearing in an eye rolling way (when we rescue you brother he will be so happy he'll marry me I even have a ring to give him then well have a farm and lots of kids and grand kids and well all be so happy)
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:39 No.5608540

    You're a horrible person.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:48 No.5608645
    Total monstergirls listed: 30
    Number of "Diet" entries specifying semen: 16
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:52 No.5608682
    surprisingly low i'd have to admit
    >> Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)23:55 No.5608718

    I don't know if thats cute, or sad...
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:11 No.5608839
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:21 No.5608933
    The awesome thing is, I'm drinking a chocolate malt right now. Mmmm mmh. Tasty.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:21 No.5608935
    another shameless bump, also moar.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:32 No.5609058
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:43 No.5609201
    The idea of a convent full of paladins with ovarian fortitude, fighting the fact that everything is WRONG... That actually makes this setting potentially awesome.
    Men would need to be cloistered away like in hardcore Islamic nations, or trained to paranoid CONSTANT VIGILANCE lest they be seduced off...
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:47 No.5609237


    Yes, there really ARE semen-oriented cookbooks.

    And think about what being a protected, closeted if not outright cloistered gender would do to men.

    Hello, -4 STR. Which would make strong, virile breeding men even MORE valuable to everyone concerned.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)00:52 No.5609307
    The desert: Sands howling, raging...The palanquin carriers straining under the weight, sweat dripping off strong biceps and carefully wrapped breasts. It wouldn't do for the warriors and servants to show too much skin... some of the beasts might be jealous. But it wouldn't do to cover too much...Mother Nature could be worse. The young lord sipped some exotic iced drink, veils shielding his well formed features. He lounged, the sound of women's grunts and horse hoofs troubling him little. Had he known the source of the commotion... fear would have chilled him far better than any ice treat.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:05 No.5609470

    Overburdened by the by the heavy backpack that carries both of their supplies the wide hipped Tubby trudges on, straining to keep up. Each step of the barbarians powerful stride leaves Tubby a little further behind.

    Between pants of exhaustion Tubby exclaims "wait!, slow down, I only have short little legs I can't keep up." "tubby" the barbarian responds, "we are not going to get very far very fast If I have to travel at your preferred pace. I should leave you behind." Even as the warrior woman says this she slows her pace to match the stout holstaurus's gait
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:08 No.5609507
    The captain shouted at her women. Bows were readied. Only now did the young lord take an interest... he slid his palanquin just a crack.... One of the soldiers quickly pushed him back in. No need to increase the risk. He heard them bartering with the warlike monster women... Offering gifts, food, trying to distract them from the true prize inside the veiled canopies. But they couldn't be dissuaded... The smell of a young, tender man had drawn them from miles off.
    " Lamia aren't this violent... something set them off, Captain!"
    The palaquin shook- the servants had dropped it. Wisely, the young lord covered his mouth to avoid a scream... They could smell him, but if he set them off... The situation already made little sense.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:17 No.5609619
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:20 No.5609663
    Tsundere is so goddamn adorable.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:23 No.5609708
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    I'm sorry anon, but I must demand moar.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:25 No.5609737
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:26 No.5609754
    Now, the "My Life With..." world--that's a world I wouldn't mind so much living in.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:29 No.5609810
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    Here's part two of that "My Life with Arachne" comic.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:30 No.5609825
    I find the my life with character creepy, he is clearly manipulating and preying on women who are socially isolated because of their monster heritage. I mean they think they have finally found some one who loves and accepts them for being them, then he goes off a fucks another one just to put another notch on his bed post.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:31 No.5609828
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    I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be turned on by this...
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:32 No.5609857

    IIRC, all the men you see are [spoiler]actually twins. Quintuplets. to be exact.[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:34 No.5609888
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    They're brothers. Word of God.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:35 No.5609897
    My Life with Harpy shows them as brothers.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:35 No.5609902
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    Also note: here's "My Life With Slime"...
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:35 No.5609915
    Is there a webcomic or site that has all these?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:36 No.5609916
    is it shlicking...clanging? itself?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:36 No.5609923
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    ...and here's part one of "My Life with Harpy".
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:38 No.5609950
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    And while I'm at it, here's part two of "My Life with Harpy".
    >> Tao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 08/27/09(Thu)01:38 No.5609951
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:40 No.5609983
    ...oh god I just realized that I recognize the song she's singing.

    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:42 No.5610006
    Why am I so aroused?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:42 No.5610013
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    My Life with Lamia, part one
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:44 No.5610024
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    My Life with Lamia, part two
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:44 No.5610035

    I got pulled away from the Internets for a few hours.
    Does anyone still want more?
    Because I think I could probably manage more like that.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:45 No.5610049
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    rolled 25 = 25

    My Life with Minotaur.

    Interestingly, he seems to have the same idea as an Anonymous up the thread.
    >> Macabre !714tp23g42 08/27/09(Thu)01:47 No.5610063

    You're on /tg/. Human girls don't look at us that way ;_;
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:47 No.5610069
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    Diet....................Men's Semen
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:48 No.5610083
    It's not nice to gossip about Fuuka
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:49 No.5610098
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    Yep, you might call me a [spoiler] MONSTER![/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:50 No.5610112
    If only my girlfriend's diet consisted of semen.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:51 No.5610125
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:51 No.5610130
    It does, just not yours.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:52 No.5610138
    Well played, anon, well played.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:53 No.5610146

    Moar is appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:54 No.5610163
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:54 No.5610164
    This is sick on so many levels.

    And I read every panel of it.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:55 No.5610175
    I share your pain. My penis should not have awoken from its eternal slumber over monstergirls.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:55 No.5610177
    My Life With Harpy 2 is best.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:56 No.5610179
    Because this is arousing.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:56 No.5610185
    I guess if your into eggs...
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:57 No.5610196
    If they get dried out is it sort of like when a pet salamander escapes and you find it's corpse years later under the dresser in the center of a ball of hair that stuck to it before it died?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:57 No.5610199
    So... is this applicable to 4th Ed?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:57 No.5610201
    My Hand.

    Habitat.......................Around my penis
    Disposition...................Forceful but easily controlled
    Diet.........................Lotion, saliva, men's semen, dirty tube socks
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)01:58 No.5610209
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:01 No.5610244
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:02 No.5610263
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:06 No.5610318
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    >My Life With Harpy 2 is best.

    It's good, but I like Arachne 2 as well.
    It might be my masochistic side.

    Also, the entry I'm posting includes a theory on how all these bizarre monster girls came to be. It's a possibility aside from the absent creator theory, and the succumbus bioweapon theory.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:08 No.5610345
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:09 No.5610362
    lrn2 Greek mythology nature fag
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:09 No.5610366
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    Best waifu
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:10 No.5610370

    The animal was so strange that it was named after the mother of monsters from greek mythology, look it up.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:10 No.5610379
    ...well I'll be damned.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:14 No.5610437
    I think Arachne 2 is my favorite. Arachne feels bad about hurting him- and I think that's beautifully sweet of her.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:16 No.5610456
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    There is but one way to survive in this world:

    Through the power of Getter.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:17 No.5610477
    Mary me?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:18 No.5610492
    You know you want her...
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:19 No.5610516
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    I know you want me, you know I want cha
    I know you want meeeeeee, you know I want cha
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:21 No.5610539
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:22 No.5610560
    Marry me?

    Srsly, why are rape, stalking and general sexism suddenly OK (instead of GTFO)when it's female on male.

    Outside of Twilight, of course.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:23 No.5610570
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:24 No.5610577
    Sexism, patriarchy hurts everyone, bro.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:24 No.5610584
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:26 No.5610604
    don't ruin a good rape monster thread with sexism and the patriarchy
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:26 No.5610610
    But now we're just teaching reverse sexism, which is just as bad!

    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:27 No.5610619
    shuldup and post monster poon
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:28 No.5610637
    >Srsly, why are rape, stalking and general sexism suddenly OK (instead of GTFO)when it's female on male.

    Shit is always creepy, with the difference that the men tend to kill the women after they've stalked them for a while.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:30 No.5610656
    were as women just pull the hair out of their rivals and key their car
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:30 No.5610657
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    I never said matriarchy would be any better.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:30 No.5610658
    This needs to be /tg/'s motto
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:35 No.5610731
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:37 No.5610749
    I would be proud to see it appear as half as often as "Dammit Naga!"
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:37 No.5610752
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:39 No.5610780

    Thread turning into reasonable monstergirl thread?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:39 No.5610781
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:39 No.5610785
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    >> Onlinenoob Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:47 No.5610890
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    >> Onlinenoob Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:49 No.5610915
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:50 No.5610926
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:50 No.5610928
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:50 No.5610934
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:51 No.5610943
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:51 No.5610946
    He drew more?
    >> I ♣ Seals 08/27/09(Thu)02:53 No.5610971

    just the one.

    I think he got kinda sick of drawing them

    Does anyone have the loli mimic he did?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:53 No.5610976
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    Yeah, but those are the only lamia ones.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:54 No.5610983
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:55 No.5610989
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    >> I ♣ Seals 08/27/09(Thu)02:58 No.5611016

    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)02:59 No.5611025
    That reminds me, anyone have that erotica with the thief and the girl mimic who hasn't had her lock picked in a long time?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:00 No.5611029
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:00 No.5611032
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    No tanks.
    >> I ♣ Seals 08/27/09(Thu)03:11 No.5611123

    bumping incase someone has.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:13 No.5611141
    No items.
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:21 No.5611206
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    Postin postin doot doot do-SWEET MARY MOTHER OF FUCK

    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:24 No.5611225
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:44 No.5611376

    Bishop Francis extinguished the ceremonial candles.

    The Mass of the Denunciation of Sin had gone well; his flock were still cared for, even in these dark times. The Bishop was well on his way to a reputation as a living saint, a man who could restore hope to the hopeless and bring the light of kindness and love to even the darkest human heart. He had performed great deeds in times when dark cults and covens had threatened his people with their vile pacts, and his exorcism of the Demon Princess Atlachnacha was a legendary feat of daring. But for all that, those who knew him well could tell that a darkness had fallen upon his heart ever since he was elevated above the humble rank and file priesthood with a bishopric of his own.

    Sister Claire, his long-time friend and chief assistant, believed she knew why. It is the Bishops who must martial the brothers and sisters of the clergy against both the spiritual and the all-too-physical threats of the Demonic. A Bishop is to send young, bright, and faithful men and women against the most terrible beings in existence, knowing that he sends most of them to die and many of the rest to even worse fates. A good man, especially one as good as Francis, would feel guilt and the weight of responsibility. Perhaps the blood on his hands and the black damnation he had delivered so many to was a weight he could not bear; Claire for her part knew that if any man could do so, it would be Francis; but she also knew that men are not made to face such horrors--for such horrors were made to consume men.

    Sister Claire took Francis by the arm and walked him to the Sanctuary. When he nodded to her and made as to turn around she held firm, indicating that she would have words with him.

    "Francis, the Church cannot go on like this."

    It was a statement born in far deeper and darker truth than Claire could have known. Francis envied her ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:44 No.5611379
    I think the best way to survive would be to slowly amass an army of orc and Lizardgirl cohorts by finding isolated ones and besting them in single combat/unleashing the horde. If you have a MASSIVE ARMY OF WAIFUS, monstergirls are gonna look for easier targets.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:45 No.5611382

    She expanded: "Men performing exorcism. Men going to battle. Men fighting SUCCUBI. Before the Demon War, it could be understood. But now?" She shrugged her shoulders. "For every one a man banishes, two other men fall, and five die. The Church cannot sustain this."

    Francis sighed. "Need I remind you, Claire, that women have even less success, becoming succubi themselves as often as men are consumed? No, no, don't interrupt me now. A man who is consumed empowers one succubus. A woman who falls empowers TWO succubi. The lesser demonesses, women are more useful at containing, but if we are to win this world back from damnation we must be able to contain the greater and more powerful forces of the Enemy, and to do that we must have men who are veterans of the Demon War, who know how to handle our foes. So we must send men against the lesser demons if we are to have any hope of fighting off the greater ones. If we are to survive, we must accept the martyrdom of brave men. Our world cannot be won with woman's courage alone."

    Sister Claire had heard this argument many times. It was not one of her favorites. "Francis, perhaps you are right. But you do not send sheep to protect sheep. The Shepherd who watches us all has sheepdogs for that task. I am more than bitch enough to stand watch over the flock through the long hours of the night."

    Francis paused for a minute, trying to understand what Sister Claire was proposing. He remembered the last argument of this nature they had, in which she declared that perhaps men are needed as exorcists, but there is no reason in the world to burden them with the responsibility of command of the Church Militant; that every other military force is commanded by women, yet the Church, even on the edge of Hell, keeps the Enemy's most favored victims at it's helm.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:45 No.5611388

    "Sister Claire, I am no lamb, but an old, scarred ram who has driven away more wolves than most sheepdogs ever shall. And when I fall to them, it will not be as a whinging bellwether, but as a great horned battler, that youonger rams may look upon the terrible damage that I do to the Enemy's ravening packs, and take courage even from my death." Sister Claire made as to speak, but he silenced her with a raised hand. "The other Bishops and Cardinals and the Patriarch himself are no different than I. You know full well by this point that to even be considered for a dioscese a priest must exorcise a succubus. Perhaps we men are indeed the sheep you are meant to shepherd, but a wise old ram who has long been a veteran of the terrors of the night is oft more needed than even the best of sheepdogs, for he is both the protector of the flock, and part of the flock. An institution like the Church must be kept humble at it's heart and in it's head, lest it should fall." His head tilted back and his eyes were cast upwards. "And the Church must not fall. Not now..." He thought better before finishing that sentence. Claire nodded, conceding the battle out of respect more than anything else. Francis watched her walk away, and ended his sentence properly.

    "Now that it's all that is left."
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:46 No.5611397

    One of the tasks of a Bishops is to martial the host of the Faithful. The other great task is to martial the host of the Faith. Sister Claire misjudged when she called herself the sheepdog of the flock; the sheepdog is of a different and far more dangerous nature than the sheep. The Angels of God are great, and not to be underestimated. To summon one to mankind's aid is a task not to be taken lightly. All Bishops know that the demonic hosts grow daily, and that human efforts are not nearly sufficient to battle an enemy so far beyond mankind. At the start of the war, the Angels seemed as though they would smash the Demonic incursion into the world with little effort, but less than two years in, something happened to break all communion between mankind and God's messengers.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:47 No.5611404

    When a scattered handful of Angels aided the great Primarch Saint Petrus Romanus at the darkest hour of the war, saving the Great Basilica from an assault by demons, monsters, and even craven human cultists who had taken to dark ways, the Primarch was overjoyed by the apparent return of God's love for His flock. When St. Petrus spoke to the Angels, however, they acted oddly. They were evasive about all matters of Heaven and the word of the Lord, and seemed utterly ignorant of the affairs of Earth. They were hesitant, questioning, and aimless; God's messengers usually had a specific task, which they would perform with haste and then depart, but these ones were lingering on. When St. Petrus asked why for so long the Lord had allowed the demons a free hand on Earth, and why Angels had not been seen in the world since the Demons began twisting the Earth to the ways of Hell, they seemed oddly RELIEVED. They asked if he was entirely sure that no other Angels had been seen before them. St. Petrus was shocked. One does not demand things of the messengers of God, but St. Petrus spoke harshly of their evasiveness. They told him that there were things in Heaven of which he could have little comprehension, and departed.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:47 No.5611409

    That night, one of the Angels visited him again. She acted oddly even for one of these returners, acting coy and shy in the manner of a young virgin. The Church allows the people few hints as to what happened in this visitation, but within it's leadership, the Returner's Visitation is known well. The Saint was terrified in a way he had not been when facing the terrible powers of the inferno the day before. He locked himself in his room for three weeks, allowing himself no food and drinking only what he had to to survive, praying and atoning for all his sins, both remembered and forgotten. At long last, he had a vision; he saw the Kingdom of Heaven, torn and in shambles. He gazed into a Heaven bereft of it's Lord. The Angel who had visited him, who had brought him this sight out of pity, devotion, and her own indescribable feelings, then explained to him that the Lord was not there, and could not be found. The Angels themselves do not know of Him, or how He could have gone; such a thing cannot be, by definition. There is no way to understand it. He asked her why she had brought him here, and she said that even in the absence of God, and the face of dark hordes the likes of which even the modern Earth has never seen, the Lord's messengers still love and protect mankind, and still keep His divine laws in their hearts. And she threw her arms about him, and drew his breath from his lungs when she kissed him, and weeping, desperate, and confused, Petrus was again the subject of an Angel's Visitation.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:50 No.5611426

    The Church has learned much of the state of Heaven since then; most importantly, it has learned that if care is not taken, the Angels will turn their Visitation into a blackness unique to their kind, and will become little different from the Succubi of Hell. They cannot be allowed to see their ways for what they are, or how they have fallen from God's ways in His absence, lest the Earth be torn in half between Hell and Pandemonium. The Bishops, Cardinals, and the Patriarch are to remain men exclusively, because that is God's divine Law, according to the Angels. The Bishops, Cardinals, and the Patriarch are to be the right and proper subject of the Angels' Visitations, because without this bulwark, the Angels would make their Visitations on the common man, and all of humanity would know that God has indeed forsaken it, and the despair would drive mankind directly into Hell and Pandemonium; and men who had not been trained and selected with care for the Angel's Visitation would act wrongly, and the Angel would see herself mired in sin, and would know herself, and in knowing herself, would embrace either inexistence, or Succubine Hell, or dark Pandemonium and it's "Fallen God." Heaven would be no more, and Hell and Pandemonium would crawl forth upon the Earth without brake or relent, and the whole of the human race would end in a dark, unholy, unconcerned universe whose kind and loving master had departed long ago.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)03:50 No.5611429

    Francis grinned sourly to himself, and tried to steel his quaking hands. The last Visitation had not been gentle; she had taken the mortal to Heaven, but Heaven was hard on his old, battered, mortal body. He was worried about the Angel; he believed her wings were growing dark, and he knew all too well that tonight's Visitation might end with another mysteriously empty room where a Bishop used to be. Bishop Francis, a tired, bitter, scarred old ram, would not let the wolves devour his flock without a fight, even if the Shepherd was not there.

    The Lord is gone. The Church is all that is left.
    >> Guardsman Terry 08/27/09(Thu)03:54 No.5611473
    No magic
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)04:01 No.5611540
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    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)04:07 No.5611613
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    Fox only.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)04:08 No.5611619
    You moron.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)04:15 No.5611698
    Am I the only one thinking this would be the main reason humanity's technological prowess in a fantasy setting would be even more exponential than it is in real life? Magic can only do so much, and hell, just for the sake of protection and realizing it would be more handy to use to deal with demon women who wish to kidnap you, men would have steampunk-style stuff that would be on par with modern tech? Hell, maybe even 20 Minutes Into the Future level stuff, despite the rest of the world being less advanced, simply because it was either that or risk dying off?
    >> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)04:28 No.5611813
    Priest should be eunuchs.

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