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  • File : 1250998056.jpg-(6 KB, 180x76, 180px-InquisitorialBlackShip.jpg)
    6 KB Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:27 No.5557739  
    *Hiss* Is this working? *Static* Inquisitor Lord are you there? Your blackship crashed and we're stranded! *Static* -end help. Did you survive the crash?
    >> Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:32 No.5557792
    *Hiss* Is anyone at all there? Did anyone survive that crash? *Static* -mperor I don't want to die out here.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:33 No.5557799
    Fail.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:34 No.5557811
    *crackle**hiss* Lock down your bulkheads and st*gunshots**crackle*ight.
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:36 No.5557824
    Huh.
    This is barracks 5553029, please identify yourself, you are using a restricted channel.
    >> Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:37 No.5557834
    >>5557811
    *Hiss* Survivors! Whats going on? Where are you? *Static*
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:39 No.5557847
    *crackle* Oyi Dem humies are over der! Send in da boyz! *static*
    >> Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:40 No.5557862
    >>5557824
    *Crackle* -mperial world! Our Inquisitor's ship has crashed! *Hiss* We need assistance! *Static*
    >> Slaaneshi Warband 08/22/09(Sat)23:40 No.5557863
    *Hisss*And when you get*Scrthc* You are the danci-*Hiss* Young and sweet
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:42 No.5557876
    *hiss* OH no! There are orks approaching! *static*
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:42 No.5557881
    Ready all forward facing cannons, I want that ship blown to pieces!

    May the Emperor guide their souls...
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:42 No.5557883
    Alright, this is getting annoying. Unknown signal, please identify yourselves, I am alerting the cruiser Sword of Humble Triumphs to a possible orkish incursion. Please respond with proper lane-transit codes and O.I.T. Numbers.
    >> Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:45 No.5557896
    >>5557883
    I don't know where we are! Is the Inquisitor ok?
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:47 No.5557922
    >>5557896
    Your currently transmitting from a debris field that surrounds one of Himas moons. I know not of any inquisitor's fate that passed through this sector, please transmit your current state and emergency. Please remain calm and remember, the Emperor protects those who don't get curt with the communications officers.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:48 No.5557924
    >>5557896

    What inquisitor? Unless you identify yourselves we're unable to assist you.

    What is the status of the ship?
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:48 No.5557925
    *Khkhkh* ... *Unintelligible Necron-sounding noises* *More static*
    >> Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:49 No.5557943
    This is Inquisitor Tom's ship, he was on his way to locations undisclosed when something went awry and we crashed!
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:50 No.5557961
    Please wait while we access the records for validation. What is the inquisitors full name, rank, and current status?
    >> Elysian Door Gunner 08/22/09(Sat)23:50 No.5557962
    >>5557922
    You got promoted, Ted? Good for you!
    Anyway, what's with everyone typing 'hiss' and 'crackle' and 'static' onto the vox-set wafers today?
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:52 No.5557968
    >>5557962
    No, just more temp duty. My unit is short handed as it is. As for the vox, No clue. Whispers in the warp again is my guess.
    >> Blackguard 08/22/09(Sat)23:53 No.5557976
    >>5557961
    Two of those things I am unable to release without permission, and for the latter, MIA.
    >> Elysian Door Gunner 08/22/09(Sat)23:54 No.5557990
    >>5557968
    Cool man. Speaking of temp work, a few weeks ago our Valkyrie went down in a screaming pile of 'wrecked', so I got to ride shotgun in a Chimera for a few days. Let me tell you, ground combat....sucks.
    Anyway, gonna go take a cruise in the new bird they assigned us. TTYL, in the Emperor's name.
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:55 No.5557999
    >>5557976
    Sir, I am sorry, we are unable to process your request, as it is without proper identification. Again, the light frigate Glory to his Protection is on it's way to lend assistance. Please clear the channels if there is nothing more to report.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/22/09(Sat)23:55 No.5558007
    *static* OH PRAISE THE EMPEROR! I'M ALIVE! *static* OH FU- *static followed by sounds of gun fires in the background*
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:55 No.5558009
    >>5557990
    Peace out dawg.
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/22/09(Sat)23:57 No.5558029
    >>5558007
    Unidentified person of interest, this is an Imperial channel, please relay proper identification and status.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:57 No.5558030
    >>5557981
    Perhaps THIS is whats causing all the shooting outside!
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/22/09(Sat)23:59 No.5558059
    >>5558029

    *static* THIS IS PRIVATE MIKE OF THE 8th CADIAN REGIMENT! *static* ID NUMBER 466667890 *static* HELP! *static* FAIL- *static* RAPING *static* TAU *static*
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/23/09(Sun)00:00 No.5558069
    >>5558059
    Oh hey Mike. Rerouting some support your way. Emperor Protects.
    >> Lord Castellan Creed 08/23/09(Sun)00:04 No.5558111
    Creed here. Hey, Ted. Thanks for the good work. Left you a little token of appreciation. Found it yet?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:05 No.5558122
    >>5558029
    Ted is that you? Hey listen it's Nil. Dude you got to get a Valkyrie over here fast! There is so much stuff on this ship we can use. Send some of our guys to help me load it up and we can sell it off the the others. Come on I'll split the earnings with ya'.
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/23/09(Sun)00:06 No.5558132
    >>5558111
    Token of...
    GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS BASE. **Transmission lost**
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:06 No.5558137
    *static* Oi boss! Look wot I found! *static*
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:07 No.5558142
    *hiss*This is the Free Trader Beowulf, is there anybody out there?*static*
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:07 No.5558152
    *Cough* Ow...Oh this hurts... Ships aren't sposed to crash...
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:08 No.5558160
    >>5558152
    VARITY! Good to see you made it. You alright?
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:08 No.5558165
    >>5558160
    Ugh...sure...ruined my sleep...
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:09 No.5558171
    *static* .....hello? ....Is anyone out there? .......I think I've been surrounded by Orks......
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 08/23/09(Sun)00:10 No.5558185
    *Static* Eh-he-he, Noice Ea'd u'z got der Umie... *Hiss* Don't Moind if i takes it do u'z *Hiss*
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:10 No.5558186
    >>5558165
    Sleeps for the weak anyway. C'mon lets see if there are anymore transports on the deck. I want to load up the servitors stuff before the Inquisitor gets here. Grab a trolley.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:11 No.5558205
    >>5558186
    *Cough* Who else is here? I'm fairly confident I haven't died...has anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:11 No.5558208
    This is the rogue trader Heracles. Beowulf is a fag. Over.

    Also, their comm. systems suck. Over.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:13 No.5558227
    *teleports in* almost was shot by some gigantic creature, anyone else alive?
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:13 No.5558229
    >>5558185

    *static* ......OH FUCK! *static follows by gunfire*
    >> Magos Vertis 08/23/09(Sun)00:13 No.5558233
    *squeek, squelch high pitched squeel. Silence for a few moments.* This is Magos Vertis. Head of the Communications systems. Please be aware of *high pitched whine. Static, voice fades back in* -ity. All servents of the Emperor and the Omnissiah, report your current location and give sta-*More static, followed by silence.*
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:13 No.5558234
    >>5558205
    I think Mike is here somewhere and the blackguard is hanging out on the bridge. I'm picking up some other communications but by this point my vox-box is pretty much screwed. Kinda surprised it survived two crashes.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:14 No.5558237
    >>5558227
    Heh...I think I am...whats going on here?
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 08/23/09(Sun)00:15 No.5558248
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    >>5558229

    *static* DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAK*STATIC*KKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA *fshhhhhh*
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:15 No.5558255
    >>5558237
    We crashed I guess. I'm not entirely sure I was pretty much comatose from the meds the docs had me on.

    How 'bout you? Can ya walk?
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:16 No.5558260
    Ow that hurts...sounds like fighting...where'd that Commissar and the Inquisitor go?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:16 No.5558264
    >>5558185
    *radio hissing* hey orks if you stop waaaghin' in there and go fight da tyranids i'll give each of you a yellow hat, blue shirt, black pants, and red shoes wot' make you go fasta.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:17 No.5558267
    Fnord
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:17 No.5558268
    >>5558255
    Heh...of course I can walk, who do you take me for, a spindly Eldar? Heh...*Cough*
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:18 No.5558285
    >>5558268
    careful sister, you are not cursed with the infinite endurance i have, you must save your strength
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:18 No.5558288
    >>5558260
    Not sure. Most communication is pretty fragmented. I'm going to see if I can get any of the remaining vehicle's comms systems up and running. Really hope the have a Valk this shit is heavy.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:18 No.5558290
    >>5558248

    *static* OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! SO MANY GUNS! I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE! *static followed by sounds of lasfire in rapid mode*
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:20 No.5558314
    >>5558288
    I just hope that crash broke the Inquisitor's fancy defense systems. He did say not to *Cough* go into the tech bays.
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 08/23/09(Sun)00:21 No.5558325
    >>5558264

    Wut's dis den, Wen dem Bugeyes come in, cuz deyz roight proppa for a foight, I fink u;z lyin you Mutie'git now u'z gonna gif me your stuff or i'm gonna have to take it, Dont mattagonna take it anyhow, eh-heh-he
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:23 No.5558339
    >>5558314
    Sis look around you. Most of the power is out. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if the lower decks are completely pitch black. Now come on I think I hear gunfire.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:25 No.5558363
    >>5558339
    Just try not to get *Cough* shot. Do you know where you're going?
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 08/23/09(Sun)00:25 No.5558366
    Dis ship ere has some Big Rokkits, Fink i might loot a few and put'r on the ole Skullhamma and taker for a spin
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:26 No.5558379
    >>5558363
    I have a good idea. I just hope the elevator still has some power in it.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:26 No.5558387
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    *lights a match* Well...I still can't see shit.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:27 No.5558403
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    .....
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:28 No.5558406
    >>5558379
    You seem to know your way around better than I... *Cough* Perhaps we should find other nearby survivors?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:28 No.5558416
    >>5558325
    but you and your boyz wont git tha stuff because i iz painted red inside, you and da boyz wont catch me.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:29 No.5558432
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    ......fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:30 No.5558439
    *tzzaerra's ThrOn3! it w0rks... Greetingzzzt -hissss- survi-i-i-i-vors of Imp-uruals-iral--ial craft-shaft-laugh-ckkttzzt-.

    Th-i-i-i-s uuhnit has been waiting 0ver th-th-th-thirsty-thrifty-grity -THIRTY!- local cycles for pickup. PLEEEzze... respond-respawn-restore-report!

    Power under-ckkkzzat- ercent and..

    PLEEEZzzz

    Over thirty local -crack-
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:30 No.5558441
    >>5558406
    Well after the berzerker and the all the impostors I don't know how many are left. Though I'm pretty sure I heard mike on my vox, but this piece of slag is pretty fucked. I'm hoping I can find something to fix it up with in the tech bay.
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 08/23/09(Sun)00:32 No.5558449
    >>5558416

    But can u'z Outrun da Dakka?!
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:32 No.5558451
    >>5558406
    ma'am i could scout ahead after getting their orkz off our backs, i was born on xomula, im prepared for anything
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:33 No.5558465
    >>5558441
    I guess I'll just stick with you.
    >>5558451
    Um...what...am I in charge?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:33 No.5558466
    >>5558449
    iz tha dakka red?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:35 No.5558478
    >>5558465
    im a mutant, i cant command anyone. and the only other human currently here is a guardsman.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:35 No.5558481
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    This is bad. I seriously can't see a thing. Wait....what is this? .....buttons? Well....since I don't have a choice...might as well do something.
    .....
    .....
    .....
    .....
    .....
    .....
    --------ATTENTION! ATTENTION! SHIP'S SELF-DESTRUCT INITIATED! I REPEAT! SHIP'S SELF-DESTRUCT INITIATED!---------

    .....fuck me.
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 08/23/09(Sun)00:35 No.5558487
    >>5558466

    The Dakka is Molten Hot Slag shot from a crudely manufactured but seemingly un jammable gun built for being loud and proud...Wat do you fink
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)00:36 No.5558491
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    >>5558432
    'Fraid o' da dark 'umie?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:36 No.5558492
    >>5558465
    I guess. I've never really paid attention to the whole military hierarchy. I just know that if a commissar tells me to do something either do it or hide out in the Chimera for a while.

    Now hurry up we're almost there.....I think.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:36 No.5558500
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    This is now a thread about Fergie
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:37 No.5558505
    >>5558481
    Oh...*Cough*...I think a hatch would be preferable to the tech bay right about now...unless you know how to shut off the self destruct...The most I know of Tech-Sorcery would be to shoot it.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:37 No.5558507
    >>5558487
    iz green, it sounds proppa orky. but are your hands choppy? couz mine are.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:37 No.5558508
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    >>5558491

    *sounds of lasfire*
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:37 No.5558514
    >>5558500
    I like to talk with a keyboard and drums in the background. It's what I call, "singing."
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:39 No.5558531
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    Rejoice in the coming oblivion!
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)00:39 No.5558534
    'tention tah that ship! Don't worry, mates. The Spice Marines's on the way. We 'eard yer signal and took a Thundahawk ova tah 'elp.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:40 No.5558542
    >>5558534
    >Spice Marines
    New chapter detected.
    >> Tau Spy 08/23/09(Sun)00:40 No.5558552
    Where the hell am I ?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:41 No.5558556
    >>5558505
    Dammit. I really wanted to check that place out. Well screw it self preservation rules out potential profit. Now hurry up we got to see if any transports are left. Unless you think you can outrun the explosion.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:41 No.5558559
    >>5558531
    >>5558481
    >>5558465
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- WE GOT TO GET OUT OF JERE
    *picks up verity and mike and jumps out the nearest hatch*
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)00:41 No.5558566
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    >>5558508
    kan't 'it wot ya kan't seez...hurr hurr
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)00:42 No.5558571
    >>5558559
    Whoopah! Roight in'a tha bay! Noice jump, mate. Issat all of yah?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:43 No.5558582
    >>5558552
    in the ventilation system of a blackguard ship, thats about to explode, i suggest you gtfo so i can kill you later.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:43 No.5558584
    >>5558559
    Eeek!
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:44 No.5558590
    HEY WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:45 No.5558607
    >>5558590
    jump down the shoot, ill catch you!,
    *puts verity and mike down*
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)00:46 No.5558617
    >>5558607
    >>5558582

    *Jump into Mutant arms*
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:47 No.5558623
    >>5558607
    Hmm thats a long fall.......fuck it. Even if I die here the fall should be kinda fun.

    INCOMING!!
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:48 No.5558633
    >>5558623
    Don't go breaking the rest of your limbs!
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)00:48 No.5558634
    Let's go, let's go! We ain't got all day tah 'ang around. Git everyone in 'ere.


    ... 'oosat big green 'un ovah there?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:48 No.5558635
    >>5558623
    gotcha now we gotta gtfout of here
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:49 No.5558643
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    >>5558566
    >>5558559

    I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! I RUN ON MY OWN PATCH!
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)00:50 No.5558645
    Ah can't see too well wit' me 'at on. Issat your green Ogryn fella comin' in?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:50 No.5558648
    >>5558635
    RUN LIKE HELL!! GET TO THA' TRANSPORT!!
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:50 No.5558654
    >>5558634
    'ahn ork guy mebbe?
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)00:51 No.5558660
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    >>5558634
    It be nufin' boss, let'z git outta 'ere.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:52 No.5558671
    >>5558645
    thats no ogryn, thats a waaaghboss, RUN LIKE SPICE NEEDS TO FLOW.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)00:53 No.5558687
    >>5558660
    Roight then. Sounds like yer already were 'elpin' em out, thar, Brother Spice Marine. Lets get outta 'ere. Seat belts 'n tray tables in upright... Bah, Warp it.
    *THROTTLE TO 12*
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:54 No.5558691
    >>5558671
    *Cough* Get me a gun!
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:54 No.5558695
    C'MON VARITY MOVE IT I'M NOT DIEING HERE!!


    *throws Varity over his shoulder and charges for the transport*
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:54 No.5558698
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    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:55 No.5558704
    >>5558695
    Eeek! The irony!
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:55 No.5558705
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    >>5558687
    *buckles seatbelt*
    no wait thats an angry lunchboss, thank god we got away in time.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:56 No.5558712
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    Fuck....in range of the explosion....
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)00:57 No.5558718
    >>5558704
    *Drops Varity into seat*

    I'm really hoping that it's your power armor that weighs so much. Damn near threw out my back.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)00:57 No.5558726
    >>5558712
    i suggest you roll up your window.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)00:57 No.5558730
    >>5558718
    *Cough* Heh...I'd threaten you, but I somehow don't quite feel like it.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:58 No.5558732
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    *a few hours later*
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)00:59 No.5558749
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    >> Tau Spy 08/23/09(Sun)00:59 No.5558750
    *Slam into the ground*

    uuugh
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:00 No.5558753
    so verity, mike, what planets are you from?
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)01:00 No.5558760
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    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)01:01 No.5558762
    >>5558705
    Yup, 'e be 100% roight. So wot's next? Dere's a noice astroid field close by, oi knowz of. Gotsa base full o' chaps who'd help youz out, oi'z sure of it
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:01 No.5558766
    Roight. Well, welcome tah the Spice Marine Battle Bahg "Dauntless Litigation." The 'elmsmen will talk your ear off if yah get 'im started, so shut up around 'im. We always got room for accommodation 'ere. Rooms ah to yer left, mess 'all to the roight.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)01:01 No.5558770
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    I'M STILL ALIVE! .....wait...where is everyone? And where the fuck is that imperial vehicle going?
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:02 No.5558775
    >>5558753
    *Cough* Hadron Tertius...though I don't suppose you've heard of it...
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:02 No.5558781
    Hey, where's Mike at?
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:06 No.5558827
    >>5558775
    nope sorry, i didnt learn much of other planets on xomula
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)01:06 No.5558829
    >>5557739
    Anyone got any better links?
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    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:08 No.5558840
    >>5558827
    Eh...not surprising...its a stupid world...Well, at least we aren't all incinerated...but *Cough* what now?
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:11 No.5558870
    >>5558840
    Yer welcome tah pick a room and get sum grub. We're en route with a tradin' ship tah drop off some foodstuffs. Gotta protec'em from Ork Lootin'. Them Boyz love apples, as it were.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:11 No.5558874
    >>5558840
    we heal and wait, untill we are sent back.*sigh* to tell you the truth, after this is over, im going to apply for a position as a rouge trader, not many people like me, so i decided that traveling around the universe would be better for me.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:13 No.5558899
    >>5558840
    I don't know. I was going to hit the comm links and see if I can't find anymore guardsman in the area. If nothing else I can grab a few things from the armory and see what I can sell of later to the other guardsman once I get reassigned. Want to come along? They might have melta's here and I want to grab one.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:13 No.5558904
    I suppose I should *Cough* call Miria or something...
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:17 No.5558938
    >>5558904
    If ya really NEED to make a vox transmission, yer gonna need to head to that thar bridge. DON'T Talk ta Wroight. He don't stuff it wot for no'un.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:18 No.5558943
    >>5558904
    is that the name of your sister?
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:19 No.5558955
    >>5558943
    Shes my Superior. Not terribly likable, but you can rely on her. *Cough* Nil and Haxtes would know what I'm talking about...heh...
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)01:20 No.5558962
    >>5558870
    'E be roight. Da red ones be tasty, but oi eats 'em too fast. Da green ones are roight orky, but dey tuffer ta eat
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:21 No.5558963
    >>5558955
    Of course...speaking to the Guardsman who tried to blow me up with a Baneblade...
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:21 No.5558964
    >>5558955
    Heh heh heh. Oh ya.
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)01:22 No.5558976
    >>5558962
    Uh, er...Stupid zeenos , alwayz muckin wif da fruit
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:22 No.5558982
    >>5558962
    So, Brothah Spice Marine, wanna 'elp me inspect those storage containahs?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:22 No.5558985
    >>5558963
    All in the past. No need to carry a grudge.

    Now where the hell is the armory? Ah here we are......
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:23 No.5558991
    Could any of you by chance begin broadcasting a distress signal? I can provide the proper codes...
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:23 No.5558993
    >>5558985
    Ah...Hello there...er...This isn't what it looks like.
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)01:24 No.5559001
    >>5558982
    Does a grot need stompin'? Sure do
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:24 No.5559002
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    >>5558955
    oh ok.
    >>5558938
    hey buddy wheres the water? im startin to see things
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:27 No.5559032
    >>5558991
    Sure let me just check out this stuff. Emperor know's when I get back I'm going to get crap to replace my old stuff. I want to-......

    >>5558993
    Hey Varity you still got that Bolter on you?
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)01:28 No.5559044
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    *Hivemind, we've found juicy food! Come to us at once!*
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:28 No.5559046
    >>5559002
    Mess 'all is roight down that 'allway. Speak wit' Brothah Chef. 'e'll set yah up.

    >>5559001
    Great. Les' get goin'.
    *leads off down to the storage decks*
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:28 No.5559047
    >>5559032
    Look, I you don't want to shoot me, and I'm a chap that's been in an armory full of guns for a few hours. So I'll just take this bag full of bombs, and leave nice and quietly.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:28 No.5559050
    >>5559032
    Um...I'm sorry, but holding on to that pistol was hardly the most pressing thing *Cough* on my mind.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:32 No.5559074
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    'ere we are.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:32 No.5559080
    >>5559047
    >>5559050
    Well I'm not passing up the opportunity to win some brownie point's with the Commissar's. GRAB HIM!!
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:34 No.5559094
    See this? This here is a primed melta gernade. See this in my other hand? A storm bolter. Now your going to step the FUCK BACK. OR I SWEAR TO ANY GOD THAT'LL LISTEN. I WILL MAKE YOU YESTERDAYS STAIN.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:35 No.5559102
    >>5559094
    Oh for the love of the Emperor...how do I keep ending up in these positions...
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:36 No.5559110
    >>5559094
    *consumes* that'l hold me till i can find some water, now where was i?
    >> ??? 08/23/09(Sun)01:36 No.5559113
    >>5559074
    :O...datz...datz beeutiful.
    Gimme a moment...
    *turns away and mumbles into something*
    ...Yup, it's da best collection of fruit oi eva sees
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:36 No.5559116
    >>5559094
    Fuck.

    Now now no need to get violent. I'm sure we can talk something out here.
    >> Spice Marine Terminator 08/23/09(Sun)01:37 No.5559122
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    >>5559094
    *TELEFRAG*

    OI! We're back from the shop. We got the Cornettos.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:38 No.5559137
    >>5559102
    You've been hanging around me too much. Trust me you get use to this shit. Also you learn alot of things the Schola never teaches you.
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:38 No.5559138
    No. NO TALKING. I AM HAVING A BAD DAY. YOU WILL MOVE, AND I WILL LEAVE.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:38 No.5559141
    >>5559113
    hey ork, want these red shoes?
    >> Scary Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:40 No.5559160
    >>5559113
    This way. we can find a good spot for camping and hopefully transmitting a good signal.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:40 No.5559161
    >>5559138
    Hey man you need to relax. See I'm an unarmed guardsman what am I going to do to you? Now look if you lower the bolter I'm sure we can reach a mutually enjoyable "agreement".
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:40 No.5559163
    >>5559122
    *BLAM. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.*
    THIS IS NOT YOUR DAY.
    >> Voice Over Bulkhead Vox 08/23/09(Sun)01:41 No.5559166
    Attention Astartes cruiser, this is the Inquisition vessel Ascendant Glory. You will stand down, you will be boarded, and you will present no opposition. Failure to comply to these demands will be met with purification. We are approaching from starboard.
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:41 No.5559175
    >>5559161
    IM AM LEAVING BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES SOMETHING VERY STUPID.
    >> Scary Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:43 No.5559186
    >>5559163

    *Ted suddenly sees that his gun has been replaced by a banana*
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:43 No.5559187
    >>5559175
    Too late your talking to me and that's already a point against that.
    >> Spice Marine 'elmsman Wroight 08/23/09(Sun)01:44 No.5559197
    >>5559166
    WOT? SPEAK UP! WE'RE 'AVING TROUBLE GETTIN' YER CODES.

    I REMEMBAH BACK WHEN A CODE WAS A SINGLE DIGIT! NONE'A THESE NEW 14 CHAR'CTER WOTSITS.
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:44 No.5559199
    >>5559187
    Being a smart ass to the guy with a Melta charge......
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:44 No.5559206
    >>5559175
    EMPEROR HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE I ATE YOU A MINUTE AGO.>>5559110
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)01:45 No.5559208
    How did I know something like this would happen...
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:45 No.5559214
    >>5559208
    Eeek! Where did you come from?!
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:46 No.5559219
    >>5559199
    Relax I got this. Trust me.
    >> Voice Over Bulkhead Vox 08/23/09(Sun)01:46 No.5559231
    Inquisition vessel Ascendant Glory is docked starboard. Failure to open engaged hatches will be overridden with force. You have 2 minutes to comply.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)01:47 No.5559237
    >>5559113
    I'dnit just?

    Roight, well, you can start ovah thah. I'll be checking them Bills of Ladin' fer errors.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:47 No.5559238
    >>5559208
    oh hey, you made it, good.
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:48 No.5559245
    >>5559219
    You know what? No.
    *BLAM*
    *FLEE*
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)01:48 No.5559248
    >>5559214
    I just finished digging myself out of my private chambers. Luckily, as far as I can tell, the majority of the menagerie is safely tucked away within the confines of their void-shielded cells, so at least my work is fine. But as for everything else, I've got a lot of cleaning to do...
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)01:48 No.5559249
    >>5559141
    Ork? Wot ork? it'z jus me, Spicy boyz friend. Yup. Definatly not an ork.
    >> Spice Marine 'elmsman Wroight 08/23/09(Sun)01:48 No.5559252
    >>5559231
    'OL' YER THRONE-BE-DAMNED GROX. WE'RE LETTIN' YAH IN.

    DURN INQUISITERS. ALWAYS THE PUSHIN' IN'ER YER STUFF. I REMEMBER BACK WHEN THEY WEREN' ALL FLASHY WOT WIT' THEIR BIG SHIPS N' WOTSITS.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:49 No.5559257
    >>5559245
    Oh emperor not again. Damn that's pretty deep. Fuck me.

    *HACK*HACK*COUGH*

    Dammit all.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:51 No.5559267
    >>5559249
    (yeah right, i was trained to find xenos spys) ok, buddy if you go stomp that heretic grot over there, ill give you these red shoes.
    >> Spice Marine Terminator 08/23/09(Sun)01:51 No.5559272
    >>5559257
    APOTHACARY! GIT THAT MAN SOME AID!

    PURGE THAT 'ERETIC!

    *HEAVY FLAMAH*
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:52 No.5559278
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>5559272
    *Melta 'Nade toss*
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)01:53 No.5559289
    Lo! All faithful to the God-Emperor stand true! Your distress beacon was received sister. I'm sure you will be chastised for dereliction of duty at the first available opportunity! In the mean time, who are these people? And what have you been doing?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:53 No.5559293
    *hack*

    Medic?
    >> Sister Varity 08/23/09(Sun)01:54 No.5559300
    >>5559289
    Oh delightful...
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:54 No.5559301
    *Escapes yet again*
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)01:56 No.5559313
    >>5559289
    Not even sure where to start, but I know I woke up recently buried in the wreckage of my own ship.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:56 No.5559316
    >>5559289
    Oh this just gets better and better.
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)01:56 No.5559323
    >>5559267
    Dat'z roihgt easy, it it is

    >>5559301
    (ambushes from behind, and slashes throat with knife)
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)01:58 No.5559342
    >>5559313
    Lord Inquisitor! A pleasure, if not coincidence, to meet you again. Could I trouble you for a status report, along with a list of my errant sister's activities while away?
    >>5559300
    Matters can wait! Take Varity to the Hospitaller!
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)01:58 No.5559344
    >>5559289
    weve been fighting chaos and xenos, what have you been doing for the past couple of hours!?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)01:58 No.5559346
    >>5559313
    Totally not my fault sir. I was in the med bay. Varity can confirm that.

    Speaking of which can I go to the med bay now?
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)01:58 No.5559347
    >>5559323
    Uhhh...That was actually the Apothecary. Bye.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:00 No.5559367
    >>5559346
    Ugh...Sisters, apply field dressings, his wounds are insignificant and can wait.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:00 No.5559369
    >>5559323
    fuck it, for that you also get this yellow hat, and these black gloves *gives stuff*
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:01 No.5559378
    >>5559342
    My Blackship is burning, most of my specimens seem to be intact, and the wreckage is crawling with Heretics and xenos. I'll need to have the Inquisitorial sector command called up to provide transportation for my specimens back to my facilities.
    Oh, and Varity hasn't been very bad at all. I dare say she could have been far worse.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:02 No.5559394
    >>5559347
    OH GOD WHAT.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)02:04 No.5559406
    >>5559378
    Welcome tah our Battle Bahg, Inquisitah. I trust you 'ad a noice trip?
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)02:04 No.5559410
    >>5559347
    You cheeky 'eretic, you'z dead when i says ya dead!
    >> Spice Marine Apothecary 08/23/09(Sun)02:04 No.5559417
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>5559347
    Oi'm fine.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:04 No.5559418
    >>5559378
    Hm, I would have expected worse from her... I'll dispatch a squad to cleanse the wreckage, if it pleases you Lord. I believe I barged in rather rudely, this appears to be an Astartes Cruiser, but of a chapter who's heraldry I am quite unfamiliar with.
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:06 No.5559432
    >>5559418
    Agreeable, have the wreckage purged of anything that isn't impriosned in a void cell.
    And their heraldy and accent is quite beyond me. I'm afraid I've never encountered such... singularly unique Astartes...
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:06 No.5559433
    >>5559410
    *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
    No. I'm quite determined to live.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)02:07 No.5559439
    >>5559418
    We're tha Spice Marines. We follow owah Great Wulf 'oro onwards tah glory in the name o' the Emprah.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:09 No.5559458
    >>5559433
    YOU! Heretic! Sisters! Light him ablaze with fury comparable to that he manifests! None blight the Lord Inquisitor's presence with such blatant blasphemy!
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)02:09 No.5559461
    Anyone notices that when it comes to ships, we always got ourselves into troubles?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:09 No.5559469
    Oof. Well at least I can stand now. Don't mind me I'm just drag myself to the med bay now.

    *sneaks into armory*
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)02:10 No.5559478
    >>5559433
    Oh, it's on now, ya pafetic, snivilin, squigfeed.
    *DAKKADAKKADAKKA*
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:11 No.5559485
    >>5559458
    I SWEAR. WHATS IT TAKE TO GET FIVE FUCKING FEET.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:11 No.5559487
    >>5559461
    Once again not my fault. Frankly I much rather having solid terra under my feet. Took me years to get used to travel like this.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:11 No.5559488
    >>5559469
    *Grabs by collar* Where do you think you're going Guardsman?
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:12 No.5559505
    >>5559478
    OH FER.
    XENOTECH A GO GO.
    *Vanishes*
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)02:12 No.5559506
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    Great Wulf 'oro is tha wises of our chaptah.

    We lost ah primahk to a space manta wraith. Tragic, realleh. 'e got its tail roight in the 'eart.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:13 No.5559511
    >>5559488
    Umm... Taking Inventory ma'am?
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:14 No.5559523
    >>5559511
    No, he isn't. Notice he's a Guardsman and not a Blackguard. Execute him if he tries raiding my stuff again.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:15 No.5559533
    >>5559511
    Taking a deviant page from Varity's book are you? I think not, no Guardsman inventories Astartes stock! I'll shoot you here and now!
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:16 No.5559544
    >>5559505
    *za warudo's*
    i dont think so you waste of space
    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:16 No.5559548
    >>5559533
    >>5559523
    Of course! What was I thinking? All this blood loss is making me confused. Off to the med bay then.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:18 No.5559567
    >>5559523
    but sir wouldnt you try to get better weapons if you only had a heatbeam? and i dont mean that in any heretical way.
    >> Spice Marine Terminator 08/23/09(Sun)02:18 No.5559570
    So, none of yah wont a Cornetto? Oh well. More for me.

    *walks off trying to unwrap a Cornetto with a chainfist*
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:19 No.5559574
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    Ah.......Emperor preserve us, what happened?

    *crackle* Guardsmen? Inquisitor? Hello? *crackle*

    Looks like I was thrown clear of the ship, and my Bolter seems to be missing. Fuck.

    I can hear sounds of fighting. I guess I'll head that way.

    *Can anyone here me? Is anyone receiving? This Is Brother Sergeant Lazarus of the Blood Angels, can anyone here me?*
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:19 No.5559584
    >>5559548
    Since the Inquisitor grants you reprieve I will stay my hand. Shall you ever be found wanting again I'll cleanse you with all fire mandated!
    And med bay? Your wounds barely warrant a tube of synth-flesh! Varity had 4 broken ribs, a fractured femur, and severe internal organ trauma my medicae reports! Yet she stood still while you limp to a bed!
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:20 No.5559588
    >>5559544
    *Steamroller*
    WRYYYYYYYYYYY
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:21 No.5559594
    >>5559570
    *gubbin noises* i hear you loud n' clear, and if you are wondering im talking to you with my brain, apparently my mind reading skill upgraded*heartbeating* so what do you want?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:22 No.5559600
    >>5559584
    She has power armor. I have faded fatigues and my armor is falling apart as I haven't been issued a new suit for at least a year now. Plus I just took a bolter round. Also Earlier I was smashed under a Valkyrie. So I'm going to lay down for a minute before I pass out.
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)02:22 No.5559602
    >>5559570
    Doez ya got strawberry? oi'z fond o doze oi is
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:23 No.5559608
    >>5559588
    NO U *counterattack*
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:24 No.5559616
    >>5559608
    OH U
    *AUTO-PARRY*
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 08/23/09(Sun)02:24 No.5559620
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    This entire thread is just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)02:24 No.5559624
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    I swear to the Emperor and Omnissiah that damned radio better not be broken again.
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:24 No.5559626
    >>5559620
    That makes me hate you so damn much right now.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:24 No.5559627
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    >>5559588
    HERETIC

    >>5559594
    MUTANT

    >>5559602
    AN ORK

    WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR IS GOING ON HERE.

    >>5559600
    >>5559584
    I DEMAND A STATUS UPDATE BEFORE I KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:25 No.5559636
    >>5559627
    Shit has gone down sir. That is all.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:25 No.5559637
    >>5559616
    *MISS* attacks with: trollery: NO ALL OF U
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:26 No.5559642
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    >>5559627
    .........................
    THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN SHIT
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:26 No.5559644
    >>5559627
    Stay your fury Astartes. I believe the Lord Inquisitor can offer a much better explanation than I could.
    >> Spice Marine Terminator 08/23/09(Sun)02:26 No.5559649
    >>5559602
    Oh. 'ere ya go, Brothah.

    *loads 4 Cornettos into the Assault Cannon*

    WHIRRRRRRRR-BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA *delicious wooshes*
    >> Heretic Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:27 No.5559654
    >>5559637
    *Natural 20 shield breaks!*
    *TED ABSCONDS YET AGAIN*
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:27 No.5559657
    >>5559620
    just as planned
    >>5559627
    *organs agian* IM FIGHTIN CHAOS N XENOS, also i tricked the ork into helping fight the heretic*heartbeats*
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:27 No.5559659
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    >>5559644
    Alright, alright. I need some of Grandfather Dreadnoughts coffee. Its the only thing that keeps the rage at bay.

    *Takes out flask and drinks heavily*
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:28 No.5559667
    >>5559649
    These..."Astartes"... insult the title...their free time would be better spent in devotion to service! Not in indulgement.
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:28 No.5559670
    >>5559659
    Pretty much as the Guardsman said, shit has gone down. Exactly what kind of shit, I'm not sure. But I suspect some purging will be entirely necessary.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:28 No.5559673
    >>5559654
    *special attack:everchange*
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)02:28 No.5559679
    >>5559649
    mmm, dat's darn tasty it is.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)02:29 No.5559680
    >>5559624
    Why in the Omnissiah's name are you using a Cherub instead of a Skull probe, Cogfather? Surely Cherub's are things of the Ecclisiarchy.

    ... Wait... what do those purity seals say?
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:29 No.5559682
    >>5559670
    Then I am in time for the best part!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 08/23/09(Sun)02:29 No.5559686
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    >>5559626

    I'd grin if I had a mouth.

    >>5559670

    Purging is always necessary, my boy.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:30 No.5559687
    >>5559680
    i think they are grocery lists
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:31 No.5559696
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    >>5559670
    So, what is our intended plan of action?

    Is this an inhabited world? Has the wreckedge of the ship been fortified? How many able bodied men and women do we have? What is attacking us? Why are these 2 pretend fighting?

    Has help been notified?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:31 No.5559702
    >>5559670
    You should talk to your blackguard your medicae had me on so much crap I was comatose up until the ship crash. After that me and Varity searched the ship for a short while before being forced to retreat from the location. What with the horrible injuries and Ork hoard and all. Also I'm pretty sure Guardsman Mike is dead.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:31 No.5559705
    >>5559686
    You again foul Heretic! The Emperor blesses me with a plentiful amount of purgation this day!
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:33 No.5559720
    >>5559696
    I finished digging myself out of my suite just moments ago, so I have about as much of a clue as you.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)02:33 No.5559721
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    HOLD IT! STOP! Everything is getting a little bit too confused! WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP!?
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:33 No.5559724
    >>5559696
    My Sisters, at the request of the Lord Inquisitor, have already begun securing the wreckage.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:33 No.5559726
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    >>5559705
    Honestly? I tried that once. He isn't worth it. He'll just spit riddles and mysteries at you until your head hurts. Here, have some of Grandfather Dreadnoughts coffee, it helps stem righteous fury.
    >> mr. mutant 08/23/09(Sun)02:33 No.5559732
    >>5559696
    *still wierd noises* inhabited by the spice marine chapter, the ship sploded b4 we could fortify it,dunno,lol i dunno, his attacks are so feeble they dont effect me, im just messing with his corrupt mind*moar wierd noises*
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)02:34 No.5559735
    Roight. Everyone:

    SHUT YER WARPIN' 'ATCHES AN' CALM 'HE 'ELL DOWN!

    Spice Marines foight well's any otha Marines, but we use TACT.

    E'ryone just si'down an' 'ave a Cornetto. We'll sort dis out.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:34 No.5559737
    >>5559726
    No taunting of heretics can stay my righteous fury! My mind if proof against foul sorcery and trickery!
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:35 No.5559741
    >>5559696
    Well sir I do believe most of the crew was killed in the crash. I know the two of us almost were. As for fortifications I'm not entirely sure. Also give me a little bit and I can help out just give me a Chimera or Basilisk. Give Varity a flamer and I'm sure she'd be on the front line.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:35 No.5559743
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    >>5559720
    Great

    >>5559724
    We need ammunition and Medical kits. Dispatch a team of sisters to gather all they can.

    >>5559721
    ...

    Guardsmen mike became a Blood Angel, who are you and why are you pretending to be Mike?
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)02:36 No.5559760
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    >>5559680
    Who fucking cares? Some one is firing Cornettos!
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:36 No.5559762
    >>5559741
    Varity is about as dependable as a mind scrubbed ork!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 08/23/09(Sun)02:37 No.5559763
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    >>5559705

    I know, my dear; I've met him in person. He's a great drinking buddy if you can find a bar large enough to house a legion; oh, yes.

    >>5559726

    That's always fun.

    >>5559721

    I'm here because my plans require me to be here, my boy.
    >> Guardsman Mike 08/23/09(Sun)02:37 No.5559766
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    >>5559743

    What? I'm Guardsman Mike. I was warped here from another dimension as a transfer because your Mike in this dimension is dead. And you look familiar.....dejavu.
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:37 No.5559769
    >>5559743
    Yeah, I know.
    Going to go sit down over there and jave a drink.
    -pulls out hip flask and takes a swig-
    Today is just not my day...
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:38 No.5559772
    >>5559743
    Certainly! Hospitaller are already on the ground for survivor recovery.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:38 No.5559774
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    >>5559741
    Fantastic, sounds good.
    >>5559737
    You need to relax, sister. He's not trying to kill us, is he? While I would normally kill the shit out of him, he isn't a problem at the moment. One step at a time.
    >>5559735
    No.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:39 No.5559785
    >>5559774
    Heresy grows from idleness! Thus, an idle heretic is extra heretical! And must be purged with extreme prejudice!
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)02:41 No.5559802
    >>5559785
    He has a point, Sister. We've tried purging Rubric time and time again to no avail. We'll handle him when things calm down a bit.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:41 No.5559810
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    >>5559766
    Battle Brother Mike is dead?

    A fellow Angel has been lost. I am saddened by his departure, but he has gone to join the Emperor.

    >>5559772
    Fantastic. See if you can find my Bolter, it seems to have been....misplaced.

    >>5559769
    *sits* I hear you. Christ, this sucks. Is there anyone else on this desolate world?
    >> Not Ork 08/23/09(Sun)02:42 No.5559815
    where'd da 'eretic git go? da one from before.
    Did da mutie stomp 'im? i 'ope not, dat smug bastard needs a 'ard beatin'
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:44 No.5559827
    >>5559810
    We have plenty of Bolters to spare, though, if you desire a specific one, I can instruct the neophytes to look for one.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)02:44 No.5559835
    *pulls off hat and helmet, green skined human, puts hat back on, eating cornetto*

    Well this 'ere is a Spice Marine. *pats Ork on the back*

    And 'es good wit' us. Cause 'es ona us. And Les just cut the chattah down. We'll get riddah this 'ere 'eretic like we do always.

    *Pushes the button marked 'Convenient Plot Device' and removes all heresy from the ship with a loud "BZZZOT"*
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:45 No.5559841
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    >>5559827
    Yes, I do. Its a relic of my chapter. Please be on the lookout for it.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:45 No.5559843
    >>5559827

    Can I have one ma'am?
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:46 No.5559848
    >>5559835
    You do know that your just a break off chapter from the space wolves, right?

    Also, I brought some support ships. Anyone request some reinforcements?
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:46 No.5559851
    >>5559802
    If you wish it, Lord.
    >>5559841
    I will instruct accordingly.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:48 No.5559864
    >>5559843
    A Guardsman who actually desires to be useful? Ha! Besides, weren't you hobbling your way to the medical bay for some minor injuries? I would hate for you to supplement them with a dislocated shoulder.
    >> Spice Marine 08/23/09(Sun)02:49 No.5559871
    >>5559848
    *eyes twitch*

    WE AIN'T DEM SPICE WOLFS. WE'RE SPICE MARINES. WE LOST AH PRIMARCH TAH THE SPACE MANTA WRAITH N' WE BEEN 'UNTIN' IT EVER SINCE!

    *flips switch on Cornetto, creating a POWER CORNETTO*

    'N AH'LL PURGE 'NEONE WOT SAY OTHAWISE.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 08/23/09(Sun)02:49 No.5559873
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    >>5559774

    How do you know that, my boy? I may have caused this crash, after all.

    >>5559785

    Oh, you Sisters, and your talk of heresy and purging. You're all so dreadfully boring; oh, yes.

    >>5559802

    Even if you could, Tom, I would just go back into the Warp. I don't want to go back there, especially without my transport.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:49 No.5559875
    >>5559848
    Hey Ted! Long time no see. What are you doin' around here. You should get ready for a fight I think we're goin' to war.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:50 No.5559891
    >>5559864
    I got better.

    (Damn I see why Varity hates this bitch)
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:51 No.5559904
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    >>5559873
    *drinks coffee to be calm*

    >>5559864
    Give it to him, we need all the help we can get. Also, quit bantering.

    >>5559843
    Make yourself useful.
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:53 No.5559921
    >>5559875
    I was doing...pool..chores...
    >>5559871
    Oh. You mean Russ? I mean. I could of swore that something of that nature happened while he was in the warp. Being a Primarch of the Space Wolves and all. Wolves. Yep. Space. Wolves.
    >> Sister Miria 08/23/09(Sun)02:53 No.5559929
    >>5559904
    Seems like a waste of ammunition, but we can always retrieve the weapon from his corpse.
    I will direct my Sisters in the battle below from the Tactical Room in the Ascendant Glory.
    >>5559891
    I'll send someone out with your supplication, Guardsman.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)02:54 No.5559932
    >>5559904
    Yes sir. Thank you sir.

    Alright babe lets get that Basilisk ready for combat.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 08/23/09(Sun)02:55 No.5559946
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    >>5559904

    That angers you, my boy? I've seen your... incident on that planet. Quite a tactical blunder; oh, yes.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)02:58 No.5559983
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    >>5559946
    *LOTS OF COFFEE. DRINKING ALL THE COFFEE*
    >> Guardsman Ted 08/23/09(Sun)02:59 No.5559998
    >>5559983
    I have a shipment of coffee for you right here astarte.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)03:00 No.5560008
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    >>5559998
    GOOD MAN. I'd hi 5 you but with my armour on I might crush your hand.
    >> Anonymous 08/23/09(Sun)03:00 No.5560015
    >>5560011
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/23/09(Sun)03:00 No.5560018
    >>5559983
    I can hook a hellhound up with tanks of coffee if you like sir.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 08/23/09(Sun)03:01 No.5560024
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    >>5559998

    Oh, don't spoil the fun, Teddie.

    >>5559983

    What about the campaign on E157? The accident on the 'Emperor's Light'?
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)03:01 No.5560026
    >>5560015
    Just because its saging doesn't mean it needs to be relocated.
    >> Inquisitor Tom 08/23/09(Sun)03:02 No.5560032
    -Inquisitorial transports come in-
    And there's my ride. They'll load my specimens up and I'm done with you folks, as I've got a visit with Grampa Dreanought I don't want to be late for.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)03:02 No.5560036
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    >>5560024
    ....oh. I think you may have made a mistake. That was before my time, almost 1000 years ago.

    I think your age is catching up to you.
    >> The Sanguine Spectre !!jl+Kcx0L06l 08/23/09(Sun)03:03 No.5560045
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    >>5560032
    I'm coming with you, I don't want to miss it. Bye, everyone.



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