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    113 KB Bad Guy Quest 13 The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)21:48 No.5542874  
    Hello. I think we all know what time it is. How about you just sit back, put on your evil overlord hat and we get this party started? From what I remember, you defeated Scientist number 4. It also appears that I haven't been giving you all the wonderful bonuses you should receive for each defeat, so I'm thinking a quick inventory check is in order.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)21:48 No.5542882
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)21:49 No.5542886
    You have:
    Scientist abilities
    -Your own
    -Scientist 3
    She's your ally by choice, helping make it incredibly easy for you to do anything computer related.
    -Scientist 4
    He's a specialist in the field of bio-mechanic's, you also turned him into a Loli-nurse. She'll be able to provide the best medical help possible for your masked minion force and give advanced prosthetics to anyone she can't just fix.
    -Scientist 6
    The scientist who was bent on becoming a wolf man is now your Loli-dog... thing. She can created beautifully effective viruses, helpful gene therapies for your minions, and will sit/beg/bark on command.
    -Scientist 8
    Studying advanced laser technologies, he has perfected your laser monocle while also becoming your Loli-maid. She also happens to have found a way to convert matter into a laser for faster transportation before reverting it back into mass.

    You have 3 bases
    -A flying pyramid with the ability to drill downwards and tap the Earth's mantle so it can fire lava with it's cannons. It also has a shield that can withstand nuclear blast and guns, lots of guns.
    -An secret underwater facility that collects methane crystals as the world's new energy source.
    -A Scottish pub situated close to the Loch Ness.

    You have 5 weapons of Mas destruction
    -Grey goo nano-bots in case you die.
    -Cannons with the capacity to flood the entire world with lava.
    -An orbital laser.
    -A cache of nuclear warheads.
    -A virus that could theoretically turn the entire population of the world into Lolis.

    You have too many Loli bots for me to care listing.

    Be sure to point out all my plot holes and any information I missed.

    I also apologize for being later than usual.

    Your move?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)21:50 No.5542892
    Whoops, replace "Mas" with "Mass".
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:50 No.5542896
    Have #3 make new outfits for the loli-bots!
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)21:51 No.5542900
    Tune into Some 24/7 News, Scan for some more rivals, also have so Tea, Green or earl grey, your choice.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)21:51 No.5542907
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)21:51 No.5542908
    Technically he did respond first. I'm not too sure on this though.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:52 No.5542910
    Lots of weirdos here...
    Drink Coca-Cola!
    http://www.An√łnTalk.com/ICARE - Do you care? You should.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:52 No.5542911
    As that guy, I reverse my statement, and say have tea with all lolis. Post deleted.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:53 No.5542915
    Do that whole "Launch nukes into orbit - make the explosion spell out 'will you marry me, #3?'" thing.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)21:54 No.5542921
    Even better have tea at the pub. Oh and check up on DM
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:54 No.5542922
    This, surely there is someone worthy of being our opponent.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:55 No.5542932
    I think a picnic is in order, don't you?

    A picnic on... THE MOON.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:56 No.5542944
    Genetically enhance the lolis with posion fingernails.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:57 No.5542954
    Call up Nanny Minion make sure Sherloli and watson are eating right. Invite them back for a KICKASS TEA PARTY. Remember your fist teaparty? No one came. Now we have so many guests.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:57 No.5542958
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:58 No.5542969
    Watch Nessie have a re-match with the scottish cyborg-highlander guy.
    Hmmm. Any way we can try to find out what the remaining rivals are doing? They can't be sitting back on their asses after all of this. See if there was any communication between them and try to tap into their lines. We might have to fend off their retaliation.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:58 No.5542970
    Why have a picnic on the moon...

    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)21:58 No.5542972
    We must now have one of the greatest tea partys ever. All those who refused to come the first time shall be banned entry
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:01 No.5542993

    But make the base on the dark side of the moon. After all, we don't want people to see the base.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:01 No.5542995
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:01 No.5542998
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:01 No.5543000
    lol sure is angry nerd revenge fantasies in here
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:02 No.5543012
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:03 No.5543019

    Mph, mphphmphmp mphpmph. Mp Mphph mphpmphmpph mphmpmph?
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:03 No.5543020

    >> Specific Fantasy RPG 08/21/09(Fri)22:03 No.5543023
    Fourth right here. This is some brilliant stuff.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:04 No.5543028

    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:05 No.5543042
    it's such a good idea that I will 5th it. Or 3rd again. Whatever works.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:06 No.5543046
    Make a <I>Loli</I> Pyro Minion.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:06 No.5543048
    Where has thine yonder Science Git gone now, Better be makin' some tea.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:07 No.5543059
    I say tea and recreation while our minions hunt out the next target.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:07 No.5543066
    I like these threads. No one shoots at me.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:08 No.5543072
    Perhaps we should have loli servants in the pub.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:08 No.5543075
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    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:08 No.5543078
    ................` Starts up the Flamethrower` Mpmhph mhphhrs.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)22:08 No.5543081
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    Ah, the gentleman's choice of tea. Now on to more pressing matters.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:09 No.5543084
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:11 No.5543101
    I vote that we promote him to henchman.
    Benefits include
    A name.
    Better weapons.
    Better pay.
    Choice of seat at tea parties.
    Authorized to order minions around.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:11 No.5543108
    I also say we hire that guy.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:12 No.5543122
    Didn't Patrick McGruffin have 4hancments? Does 6's virus only work on the abominations?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:13 No.5543127
    These threads don't belong in /tg/

    Reporting and hope you get banned.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:13 No.5543136

    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:14 No.5543138
    Well seeing as we currently lack any leads we should check with the usual suspects. Also get our sniper team on a marksmanship training regimen those guys suck.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:14 No.5543140

    He seems to have pontental!

    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:14 No.5543144
    Mmp, mphmpph. Mphmphpp, mh, Mhrrmhpm.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:15 No.5543146
    I shall join you in this task!
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:15 No.5543160
    >>roleplaying not /tg/ HURRR DURRR
    >>thinks we have mods ALSO HURRR DURRR
    grow a frontal lobe please
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)22:17 No.5543178
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    Well these are interesting suggestions for hire-able people. Would they happen to have resumes?
    >> Specific Fantasy RPG 08/21/09(Fri)22:18 No.5543182
    Lets spend the day concerning ourselves with project: "Get a moonbase"
    What is necessary for such a task?

    Also, requesting pictures of that Mactavish vs Nessie fight.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:18 No.5543189
    >Implying any roleplaying happens in these threads

    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:19 No.5543203
    Here's the Rules for /tg/

    /tg/ - Traditional Games
    Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!

    These threads count as paper, war, and etc.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:19 No.5543205

    Mphhpmphh, mphpmph mphmph mph mprph mphphh.

    `Cocks his head to the side, then proceeds to set what appeared to be a generic lemming agent with cloaking on fire, then turns back to everyone else`
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:20 No.5543214
    this >>5543203 counts for you too >>5543189
    Please read the rules before reporting someone for breaking them.
    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:21 No.5543218

    All this is is one giant circle jerk, and it isn't a "TRADITIONAL GAME" in the first place.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:22 No.5543234
    I don't have one but I can drive a baneblade and I recently got certification for using a flamer.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:23 No.5543236
    >These threads count as paper
    haha, no

    again no

    >and etc
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:23 No.5543248
    Construct body for #3.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:25 No.5543255

    [ For the moment, let me point out this is technically a cold war game of sorts. And its also a game since others other then The Scientist are able to have input. Hence, it is indeed a Wargame. Now, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. ]
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:25 No.5543258
    Hey Sci. While I know these dudes are just trolling, let me remind you that if you get b& here or something, you're more than welcome over at tgchan. At the very least let us know over there if you get b& here or something.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:25 No.5543259
    sure it is.We are roleplaying as advisors to an evil overlord. And the most traditional game in the world is roleplaying. They have found proof that the ancient Babylonians roleplayed, and their kings played tabletop army games.
    You can't get much more traditional than something that has happened since the dawn of civilization.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:26 No.5543265
    Lesse now

    We have robots, which don't need air.
    We have nanobots, however we need a sufficient source of air. #4 And #3 Could work on the life-support system, as well as #8 can make a transportation system for the esscary materials.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)22:28 No.5543280
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    That's a sound plan.
    I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you are saying.

    Well, at least he isn't posting some unseemly pictures.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:29 No.5543286
    I believe he was saying "spycheck"
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:29 No.5543291

    Two years at harvard, two at yale, Quite the aristrocrat or my kind one could say, i studied anatomy with hopes of one day fiddling with problems of the common ork, you see, As most orks like to get stuck in the enemy does as well and with the lack of proper armor the boyz don't always come out un-wounded. Well after that time at those institutions i traveled the world helping what effort i could putting the boyz back together. In that time i came upon a facination with un-necessary surgery, i always thought his arm would look better with a massive drill on it. and here i am now but a humble ork in a savage world.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:31 No.5543314
    Gather a squad of capable minions at your headquarters DM should NOT be a member of this group. After the soldiers have gathered render them unconscious and experiment with them in order to make a group of prototype super soldiers. Brain wash them to be absolutely loyal and follow all orders given. Make sure to include severl fail safes and kill switches. If successful this group will become our elite shock troopers and DM shall lead them.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:31 No.5543316


    `Promptly gives a thumbs up`
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:34 No.5543345

    This board is to DISCUSS traditional games. NOT play them out.

    There are an infinite number of forums (hell you could make your own) to play out your little roleplaying game. But here at /tg/, we don't make threads to have free-form roleplay.

    This is a discussion/image board, and no Airbud-ing the rules saying "herp the rules say we can't play out our circle jerk here derp." Seriously, you're almost as worse as the cynder threads.

    tltr take your game somewhere else
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:36 No.5543371
    This ain't a circle jerk, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:37 No.5543376
    Fuck quest threads. FUCK 'EM.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:37 No.5543381
    >This is a discussion/image board
    I'm afraid you are incorrect. Based on the mod message when Weaver was banned, this is NOT a discussion board. It is an image board only, and not one for original drawings.
    Or we could do things that are entertaining as long as we get away with them. Sounds a lot better to me.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:37 No.5543383
    /tg/ - Traditional Games
    Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!
    Do you see the words discuss or play anywhere in the rules? No? Okay then it is open for interpritation and I interpret it as play OR discuss.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:38 No.5543390
    Talk to Nurse-Loli to see if she was ever in commo with the remaining Evil Overlords and if she was, get the commo settings and try to tap in.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:38 No.5543392
    Moot's addition of the dice system is implicit approval of such pursuits, regardless of its actual use. I thank you for remaining cordial, but if it bothers you so much please just hide the thread and move on.

    Also, I say we prioritize a moon base over supersoldiers
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:39 No.5543398
    A lot of Mukkin about tonight, i think the Scientist is watching this thread and shaking his head.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:39 No.5543400

    I knew you couldn't come up with an argument that didn't involve Airbud-ing the rules.

    Fucking predictable.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:40 No.5543402

    `Nods his head`

    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:41 No.5543419
    Agreed. Also super soldiers. What knd of scientific madman are we if we don't have super soldiers?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:46 No.5543471
    The kind who's minions get by with sheer grit and determination, as well as super-science-powered backup
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)22:46 No.5543474
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    To anyone who actually doesn't want this on /tg/. Alright, I get it. No seriously, I really do. This is obviously a serious discussion board where you seriously discuss games in a serious manner.

    All the more to you for complaining about this thread and then forgetting your sage.

    The thing is, unless you're a mod and you straight up tell me "I don't want Bad Guy Quests on /tg/", I'm not really going to worry about what you say after this response.

    Unless all of a sudden this thread becomes an outright torrential flood of tons of people telling me they'd rather not have me here doing this, I'm going to continue for those who are enjoying something that I only use to pass the time.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:47 No.5543493
    Construct body for #3. Sew blue ball gown. CONQUER JAPAN.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:48 No.5543498
    I for one find your work to be quite amusing and in fact one of the few good things still going on in /tg/ right now.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)22:48 No.5543502

    So good chap, many options on the table, Where do we go from here.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:49 No.5543511
    We need...

    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:49 No.5543512
    can you?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:49 No.5543518
    can we turn the pyramid into a loli?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)22:49 No.5543525
    I saw this coming. I really did.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:50 No.5543530
    I enjoy this, for one.
    So, which plan are we pursuing?
    I'm partial to the moonbase myself.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:50 No.5543535

    `Immediately Facepalms at this`
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:50 No.5543536
    My cloak full of random upgrades is at your service.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:51 No.5543542
    I vote for moonbase
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:51 No.5543556
    Sage does nothing. And my message must- no, WILL be heard.

    Mark this day tripfag-who-posts-the-bad-guy-quest-threads, for the End is upon.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)22:52 No.5543564

    Mh mmp.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:52 No.5543572
    Stop /b/ing all over the place, click the Hide button, and move on with your life.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:53 No.5543577
    This thread, and the people that like it, are the reason /tg/ is dragged down into the muck and mire.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:54 No.5543597
    You need a front. TAKE OVER:Freemasons, Mafiya, Order of Cincinatus.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:54 No.5543602
    I thought that was elf porn and female Space Marines?
    >> Subprocessor 616 08/21/09(Fri)22:55 No.5543612
    So, after eliminating all quest threads from /tg/, what is your next step, oh lord of 4chan?

    Will you restore glory to the cesspools of /b/? Extinguish the hurtfags from /r9k/? Make /m/ about robots again?

    Or will you just sit there, fapping away, content to share your misery with others.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:56 No.5543621
    All symptoms of the same infection.

    What, you think I care about those boards?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:56 No.5543628
    Friends, please, just ignore them.
    Now, let us build a moonbase
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:57 No.5543644
    Angry anon and /tg/ sittin in a tree....
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:57 No.5543645
    Really? Because I see a Huge difference between Our main Hobby and Porn. No really they aren't the same.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)22:58 No.5543655
    Back on topic. Are we making a moonbase or what?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)22:58 No.5543658
    The 4chan extension, and its use, should be fucking mandatory to use this site.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)22:59 No.5543680
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    You're still going for the moon base. After a bit of chit chat between you and Mary-Sue, it becomes apparent that some of the UN is still hesitant about just letting you start building up there.

    >>No fun on /tg/, just serious business.

    Sorry officer.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:01 No.5543700

    /tg/ is the only one worth saving. So when the final twilight of quest threads comes, know that it was done with the purest intentions.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)23:01 No.5543702
    Diplomacy? Or Assassination followed by impersonation?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:01 No.5543704
    Surprise:The Scientist is actually having /tg/ play a very open PnP RPG with rules and books and such but isn't telling anyone.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)23:01 No.5543707

    `Uses sign language to bring across the point that the UN can't really do jack shit even if you were open about it fully given the fact that the moon isn't claimed by any countries and by default, is going to you since you're going to have a residence up there`
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:02 No.5543715
    UGH. This terrible tripfag.

    You were the one keeping that shitty shitty furry thread going.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:03 No.5543720
    Set up a front, begin a mining operation. Profitable AND devious!
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)23:03 No.5543722
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:04 No.5543737
    The OP. He was kept bumping up a railroading furfag meido fetish thread the other night.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:04 No.5543738
    I love these threads Scientist, nay sayers can choke on a dick.

    We should convince the UN of some sort of special property we can attain from having a base on the moon. Perhaps meteoric dust for some sort of super cure? The UN is not that hard to BS frankly.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:05 No.5543747
    What does meido mean?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:06 No.5543753
    Realized we don't care about "HURRR AGAINST DA RULEZ", though maybe you could switch to the Leejun agenda to whip up a torches-and-pitchforks mob?

    I can't help but imagine you as a guy who goes to movies, sits in the back row, and yells about everything that happens that he doesn't like just to make sure everyone else knows he doesn't like it.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)23:07 No.5543764
    Well We had a shadow war going and thought we could kill two birds with one stone by recruiting some furries to fight for us. Our enemies die, and so do some furries. win/win
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:07 No.5543771
    You're the clips magazine guy again aren't you? Your shitty internet skills amuse me.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:09 No.5543794
    Yea, verily, but for the age when /tg/ wasn't the hovel of every fucktard dumbass hitching a ride from his forum of assholes because he got b& for posting furry porn in a DnD thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:10 No.5543803
    Patent a affordable and practical spaceship that can kick-start space travel. Start a program where people can visit a space-station for a low-low price and use this to show that travel beyond Earth is possible.
    Oh.. FUND NASA! Those guys need it and having them on your side is a plus. Find those who worked on the old moon-trips and hire them to give glowing acounts of your project. Neil Armstrong's word is worth its weight in gold.
    The moon-base we want to build can be shilled as a 'test-base' for future trips to mars. Do all sorts of propeganda such as easing overpopulation and shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:10 No.5543818
    "Hey guys there's some really cool shit on the moon only we can get!"

    What is it?

    "Dude you can't ask me that you have to believe that it's there or nothing will happen and only fags don't believe in it."
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:11 No.5543825
    Murder and replace with robotic duplicates, then destoryed the robots(or reprogram them into super-powered bodyguards), and replace with clones.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)23:11 No.5543828
    He's got the right idea.
    Should I get The PR team on it?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:12 No.5543842
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    This shit is getting a tad complicated for me to even keep up with. maybe I should take a break on this and do Ork quest or something.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:13 No.5543852
    Also, meeting Neil Armstrong would be awesome by itself.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:14 No.5543860

    I hate it when I go to a movie and a small minority decides they want to have a circlejerk in the middle of the theater, even though everyone else is there to watch the movie.

    "Just ignore the giant circlejerk" you say. How predictable.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:14 No.5543866

    I think the trolls may be from the thinking machine quest guy, actually. I'm noting his thread is getting left alone...
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/21/09(Fri)23:15 No.5543877
    I shall return to my quarters. I am tired and all of these attempts to destroy our base are annoying.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:15 No.5543878
    Except there are multiple theatres showing different movies. Leave now, you can get a refund within the first 30 minutes.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/21/09(Fri)23:16 No.5543891


    `Also heads off for the night`
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:17 No.5543900
    Whoa. DOn't let the trolls get you down. If you do want to take a break until the trolls go back to school, more power to you. You deserve a break fromm smashing the opposition, go relax with # and the lolis, and give the minions a vactions.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:20 No.5543930
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    This sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:20 No.5543936
    Looks like a gigantic cock.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:21 No.5543947
    Freudian slip I guess. Let me work on it then.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:22 No.5543957

    The thinking machine quest thread poster hasn't polluted /tg/ with linguist filth with over a dozen other threads.

    Besides, you cut off the head of the snake and the body withers to a carcass.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:23 No.5543969
    Make it look more like a gigantic cock.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:23 No.5543973
    I recommend hugs. Preferably hugs for the Scientist! Cause I love these threads.

    This said, whats the status on the other scientists? Has anyone become suspicious of our plans yet? Do we have any OTHER enemies building while we focus on our own plans?

    On an unrelated note, build a shrink ray.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:24 No.5543979
    Hire the people that made this song to make a song about being on a space ship.

    Use it as an ad campaign.

    >> CPU !irONYnJloE 08/21/09(Fri)23:26 No.5544004
    >The thinking machine quest thread poster hasn't polluted /tg/ with linguist filth with over a dozen other threads.
    Does this mean that in two more threads, I too will be bombarded with hateful rhetoric? I can't wait!

    Scientist, your threads are reasonably entertaining and I read them all. Please continue until sufficiently bored to stop.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:27 No.5544009
    Ironically, I love reading the machine threads. Never could come up with a good idea for them, that and the resource management he has is insanely detailed.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:27 No.5544010
    excellent! The idea is to get enough support for space travel that the UN will back down and not hassle your base building. Should be simple to get a tourist attraction space station in orbit going. The moon base is shilled as a test base so you can see if human life is sustainable on the moon, etc, etc..
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)23:27 No.5544013

    >Ork quest

    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:28 No.5544014
    (and other related posts)
    Sage for not contributing to an awesome thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:29 No.5544039
    don't sage the thread!!! Sageing only hurts the thread(but not much), not the trolls on it.
    >> Subprocessor 616 08/21/09(Fri)23:30 No.5544043
    Good to see you, CPU
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:31 No.5544059
    Sage only serves not to age a thread, that you impose psychological implications upon yourself beyond that is your own fault.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:31 No.5544061
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    So like this? I mean, it still has to have some form of spaceship look to it, but what about now?
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)23:32 No.5544076

    seems like it would slip right out that big ole' hole in the atmosphere nice and gentle like
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:33 No.5544082
    Sage just increases the post count without bumping. It doesn't fight trolls.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:33 No.5544085
    add some secondary thrusters sticking out of the sides in the middle, is a bit too plain methinks
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:34 No.5544093
    Need to put cables running along it.

    Big ol' laser hole at the tip.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:34 No.5544098
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:35 No.5544105
    It needs something a little extra...
    Something to really show it's ours...
    Lets put a big skull on it.
    >> Arcbound 08/21/09(Fri)23:36 No.5544107
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    If you do, it shall be sorely missed.

    Well, I'LL miss it at least...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:38 No.5544126
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:40 No.5544151
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    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:40 No.5544159
    I like it
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:41 No.5544170
    Fuel tanks by the engines. Make them big spheres.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:42 No.5544182

    Make sure all our minions have specialed space suits.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:43 No.5544200
    Keep the skulls and parkas though. It's an iconic look, you can't just mess with it.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)23:44 No.5544211


    i know you got it in ya Big Sciency Mekboy git
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:46 No.5544231
    Let Ork-boy and The One Teh-priest fight it out to see who gets to add-on
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:47 No.5544239
    Actually, idea here. We rig one such vessel up in that manner, and secretly employ you as a space pirate. Now that space is both easily accessible AND dangerous, we'll have much more leverage.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:51 No.5544284
    We'll blame the space piracy on the Elizabeth. It'll be perfect.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/21/09(Fri)23:52 No.5544300
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    So maybe a style like this.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)23:53 No.5544320
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    Dat seems to be a Sneaky and cunnin plan...You see we orks can be mastas of sneakin about, but da yoofs tink you flipped yo teef or sumfing
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:55 No.5544343
    needs more space parka. doubles as radiation/projectile shielding.
    >> Da painboss 08/21/09(Fri)23:55 No.5544352

    i like it, as long as they can see past the skull we'll be good, cant have our new space faring minions get a case of Stormtrooper Accuracy or something
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/21/09(Fri)23:56 No.5544356
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    Fuck Yeah
    >> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)23:58 No.5544383
    Oh god! Space Zombies!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/22/09(Sat)00:02 No.5544436
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    >> Da painboss 08/22/09(Sat)00:04 No.5544457

    seems...Donnie Darko-Esk... looks like a 14 year old zipper hoodie emo kid or something
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:04 No.5544462
    Maybe we should have the visor less opaque?
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/22/09(Sat)00:04 No.5544464
    Phantom space man
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/22/09(Sat)00:09 No.5544519
    Oh god no.

    Anyways, I guess we can get started on that moon base.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:10 No.5544534
    Fuck yes moonbase. Make sure it looks like a giant skull when you see it from space, and the mouth opens and you come land your ship in that.

    Also, LASERS. Deathstars worth!
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:13 No.5544574
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    Ey boss. I fixed up yer ship
    -Red rokkits to make the rockets go fasta
    -Red all along the ship 'cause otherwise yer rokkits are gonna outrun yer ship
    -Blue HQ so HQ gets luckia!
    -Blue steerin fins so steerin's luckia!
    -Yellow makes it snazzia!
    -Green for our shooty parts for added WAAGH
    -And just fill the rest with chekaz cuz ya can't get too much checkaz.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/22/09(Sat)00:14 No.5544584

    needz mo' dakka, ya git.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:14 No.5544589
    Put a big Stylized L on that and we're good for plan "Frame Elizabeth for space piracy"
    >> Da painboss 08/22/09(Sat)00:15 No.5544600

    i can't say this enough times

    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:16 No.5544610
    We should put a back up of both 3 and of our own conciousness on the moonbase.

    You know... Just in case.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:18 No.5544638
    Is this thread going to be bad Guy Quest canon or are we just discussing design ideas for future space exploration?
    >> Da painboss 08/22/09(Sat)00:19 No.5544649

    All a dream is a wonderful plot hole, i still remember Grenada...i remember
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/22/09(Sat)00:27 No.5544744
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    It looks... Very good there. With the red and yellow and checkers... all over it.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:29 No.5544762
    Woo! Family photo time!
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:29 No.5544773
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    I added MOR DAKKA
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/22/09(Sat)00:30 No.5544777
    Signs point to being a discussion. I feel pretty bad about that all things considered. Put it off for two days, and on the third 4chan wouldn't let me post.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:33 No.5544807
    I think we start to fall apart without a designated "threat of the moment"

    All this playing around in space will give Loli-bond and Sherloli time to track the next number.

    Lets call up Bond btw. Give her cudos on the highland games tip. Tell her she avoids punishment... this time...
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:33 No.5544809
    Just barge on through and get the moon base up for your party
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:33 No.5544812
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:34 No.5544817
    It seems that my quarters are infested with Grots... I will stay in the command center until they are removed...
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/22/09(Sat)00:34 No.5544821
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:35 No.5544827
    >> Da painboss 08/22/09(Sat)00:35 No.5544830

    They are quite useful for a steady standing tool, useful also for clearing those pesky minefields...
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:36 No.5544836
    Painboss can you get those Grots out of my room? I thought they were supposed to be doing something in the warehouse with the extra weapons?
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:37 No.5544840
    This thread has been unfortunantly thrown out of alignment. We must get back on track.

    Call up our sources. What do they have for us? We need something to do while the moonbase is being built.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:37 No.5544843
    Ooh, good idea. That massive cast picture would be a splendid way to end the night, and once you've got the base adding on future characters should be relatively simple.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:37 No.5544846
    Ooh! Good point. Evil turns upon itself without a focus.
    Speed things up: base up, party had, now get your game-face on and GET REVENGE!
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:37 No.5544848
    or was it the target range?
    >> Da painboss 08/22/09(Sat)00:37 No.5544849

    Do i look like a runt-Herda to u'z,

    >Kicks a grot down the hall
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:37 No.5544850
    'E az a point. How come all da gunz point outwards? There's plenty room for more dakka pointin inwards towards the ship so you can take care o' grots.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:38 No.5544860
    I will wear my best robe.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:40 No.5544876
    Sorry I'm just worried is all. They won't listen to me, and I can't even use my gun because one of them took it apart.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:40 No.5544877
    'ey sage man, what say we get some of the boyz ... the loli boyz ... and get krumpin? Dat outta clear out some grots
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:41 No.5544890
    Wot, yew only hav one gun?
    Ya got 2 hands ya git, how come youse only hav one gun?
    Yew iz mukkin about
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:42 No.5544899
    Also I think I have my collection of genocide viruses in there In fact *points to random minion* you, go seal the door to my room. Don't even think about opening it.
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:43 No.5544908
    But it's a big gun. It takes two hands just to use.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:44 No.5544926
    dere's dakka on da inside pointin' in, ya just can't see it
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/22/09(Sat)00:46 No.5544941
    Make group shot
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:48 No.5544955
    I see yer problem.
    There ain't no gun attached to yer body so ya hav ta HOLD all yer gunz.
    Why don't ya add a gun to yer arm? or two? Or one, but it goes all the way around yer arm, and it has a whole bunch of little guns on it?
    Have ya thought about turnin yer head into a gun? Ya got lots a hair on that head a yerz, maybe each of yer hairz could be a gun.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:49 No.5544974
    The station is getting far too crowded. Seal Sage,orks,Guardsmen off and move down to the second level so you can get to tracking down the remainign foes.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:50 No.5544977
    Well lads I think we found a way to clear up da grotz.
    Everyone get to da least shootiest place ya can think of and prepare to fire
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:51 No.5544992
    who is this?
    >> Da painboss 08/22/09(Sat)00:51 No.5544996
    i may have made a monster out of this...
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:53 No.5545012
    If you clear out my room, don't hit the closet. It is filled with canisters of genocidal viruses, and liquid evil.
    >> Pyro Minion 08/22/09(Sat)00:55 No.5545037
    Mph. Mm mmphhrrr, mmrmm rr mphhr mmh mr mrrrmr rr mm mph.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/22/09(Sat)00:55 No.5545040
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    You may have? I think I may have opened a Pandora's box by recognizing any of these individuals in the bad Guy Quest Universe.

    I can't even fathom how to continue. I'm calling it a night on this. I'll still be on /tg/, I'm just washing my hands of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:57 No.5545065
    Someone who is advising Scientist to just nuke the base and start over. I guess the cheap spaceships got into the wrong hands and now we have all sorts of invaders up Scientist's buisness.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:58 No.5545072
    The orc cheers loudly, as orcs often do.
    >> Guardsman Nil 08/22/09(Sat)00:58 No.5545078
    G'night good sir
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)00:59 No.5545089
    night sir
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)00:59 No.5545100
    Aww, sorry Scientist. And I wouldn't think any less of you if you chose to ignore characters you didn't make.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/22/09(Sat)01:02 No.5545139
    Whoa there, I'm not leaving yet. I'm just dismissing this thread as another not completely canon one.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:02 No.5545140
    Night, I hope you continue.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:03 No.5545151
    I suggest you restart with a fresh base on the moon and procede to go after your rivals with no more side-treks.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:04 No.5545157
    So, who's in our list of dudes:

    Ourselves (Loli robotics)
    Scientist #3 (Computer technician, Hologram)
    Scientist #4 (Surgeon, Loli nurse)
    Scientist #6 (Retroviral Engineer, Loli dog)
    Scientist #8 (Lasers, Loli maid)

    Notable minions:
    Determined Minion (severely wounded)
    Super-scottish dude with name I forgot (fighting nessie)
    Nanny minion (Tending to sherlock and watson)
    Many generic hired russian dudes who are unremarkable individually.
    Baroness (Robot. No will of her own. Does menial work involving data crunching)

    Raven (Gothic loli)
    Janet Bond (MI:6 Spy loli)
    Sherloli (Detective loli)
    Watson-equivalent (Detective loli)
    Mary Sue (Generic loli)
    Lolita (Generic loli)
    Sunshine (Generic loli)
    ... And who's our last generic loli? Buttercup?
    >> The Grey Sage !!+95UthCChrn 08/22/09(Sat)01:04 No.5545164
    We were going to the moon anyway...
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:07 No.5545199
    The moon does not have magma.
    The earth has magma.
    Do you perhaps see the benefits in staying on earth?
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:10 No.5545243
    You may need to have some of our allies/minions get killed off in the line of duty, OP.

    That said, I thought last thread it was decided we should propose to 3 with a nuclear missile message in space.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:12 No.5545265
    Well Scientist, we're gonna have to narrow down the list of characters to make it easier for you to keep track of them all.

    I propose:

    "Collection of Scientists converted to lolis"
    Patrick & Highlander Loli (as one entity)
    Loli bond
    Group of your first 4 lolis (as one entity)
    "Generic disposable and unremarkable minions"

    That should narrow down micromanagement a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:13 No.5545276
    And doing so from the moon would be more romantic due to effort and the fuckmazing view. And we wouldn't have to worry about the weather, and could detonate farther from the earth to reduce grumbling.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:14 No.5545285
    Loli-bond and Sherloli aren't both needed, are they? Besides, why do you even need detectives when you can just SCIENCE! up a SCIENCE! detector?
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:16 No.5545312
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    Seriously, look at that goddamn view.
    Fucking beautiful.
    And it'd be historic too, first moon proposal/marraige.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:17 No.5545317
    Aww... Oh well. See you next time sci. Guess 13 was unlucky, huh?
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:18 No.5545330
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    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:19 No.5545348
    Hey yeah. You can narrow it down to just 7 major characters and run with it from there, using the powers of SCIENCE! instead of the powers of Espionage.

    You, 3, The Collection of Scientists, Raven, The Highlanders, The PR Loli group, and Your disposable and individually unremarkable swarm.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:21 No.5545364
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    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:22 No.5545374
    We need Loli-bond to tease
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:44 No.5545676
    So umm... Should we archive this?
    I mean... not much got done... but like... It does have a nice little inventory and stuff...
    What say you men?
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)01:52 No.5545781
    I'd say do it, just for the sake of completeness
    >> Acolyte Bob 08/22/09(Sat)01:56 No.5545834
    Got some nice art pics

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