>playing 5e>entire party are tieflings trying to take back their home from a demon lord>barbarian, warlock, two fights, and tinkle the bard>put everything into perform and diplomacy >can play the flute like a god >start in the main rebel base>informed by the leader (who is a demon orc) that we need to go and take a mine from the demon to cripple his metal or something>we head over to the mine with a small squad >the plan is to make a distraction to draw out most of the guards then lock them and slaughter whoever is inside >im the distraction >go to the front gates of the mine >bang on the doors>two shadowy imp things climb onto the ramparts and start screeching at me>i pull out my flute>i roll to play>16>the demons start bobbing their heads and are getting pretty into it>they start calling other imps over>have to roll again>7 (with my bonuses)>some don't really like it, but the majority are having a blast>party and patrol sneak into the mines>map looks like the silvermine mountains from urealms>they find the demon in control of the mines>guy is apparently the dumbest motherfucker you've ever seen >warlock mimics his voice as an imps and manages to distract him>party sneaks up on him>all roll for attack>12>7>19>1>ohfuck.jpg>everyone manages to score a hit except warlock>warlock tries to banish the demon but ends up ripping a portal in space allowing cthulhu creatures through>imps hear this and leave me to go check it out>i climb over the ramparts and see the party and imps are getting fucking destroyed >stand on the ramparts>i roll to play my flute>barb is already making a new character sheet before combat is even done>roll a nat 20>everyone stops what they're doing to listen my flute playing >manage to fascinate every demon and eldritch creature in the mine>demon decides to join us>chtulhu men tell me that im a reincarnation of pan the beast-thing of the woods>cool>take over the mine none dieWanna hear more tg?
>>54792272>Wanna hear more tg?No
>Wanna hear more tg?Sure, I'd like to see where this is going.
>>54792754>>54792884you got it>gain skill in eldritch magics>can make people go crazy by playing my flute (can also summon small goat-like things)>warlock is trying to figure out how to contact elder gods instead of demons now>clings to tinkle like glue>demon orc guy tells us we did a fantastic job getting the mine>he also tells me that im in charge of contacting other eldritch shit for allies>just wanna play my flute>we are then given another mission to take over some farms and a tiny castle >we're given a small force of men to command for each farm and then ordered to regroup at the castle>decline the small army and settle with my trusty flute>contact hastur for a set of new cloths and a new flute>hastur is a bro and decides to give me those exact things>oh whats this on the side of the flute>fuck yellow sign>now have a to make roll saves every day to not scribble the sign down everywhere>only have a 3 in will>sweating.gif>get to the farm days before the rest get to theirs>the place is a pretty big hamlet >almost a town>tell the guards that "greet" me that im a traveling musician >"would you like to hear some of my newest tunes good sirs?">"yeah sure">roll>13 >unnatural 20>they all make will saves>almost all fail>dm "so your music puts them in a dream like trance and they are now your slaves">oh.>start singing>put orders in my song>"sir william and the willow tree go down to the crick toshitinthewatersupply">all my slaves go off to do just that>being praised by both peasant and guard for my wonderful musical skills>dm "roll please">"ok?" roll>2>dm "you feel a need to scribble down the yellow sign" >nearest thing is the leader of this little hamlet>people watch in horror as i jump on him>pull out my dagger>and begin to carve a strange symbol into his forehead flesh>scream for my slaves to come back to me>will take 4 turns to get back to me>summon my goatmen and prepare for combat >tbc
>get shit initiative and go last>combat starts with the guards royally fucking my shit up putting me down to half health>all non slaved peasants destroy my goatmen in one turn and a nat 20>my turn>i play my flute>enslave a guard, two peasants, and make the leader go mad>use my movement to run the fuck towards my slaves >will now only take two turns for them to get to me>see a big burly man >dm says in his deepest voice>GREETINGS DEMONSPAWN I AM FORMER PALADIN YURI AND I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU FOR THE GRACE OF GOD>ohfuck>he strait up throws his giant lumberjack axe at me >it hits a stone wall and embeds itself in it>guards and peasants catch up with me>summon more goatmen and run away>i end up getting cornered a minute later and am about to die>i suddenly see a small hoard of peasants approach from the rear of the mob>all of them have their pants down>everything is exposed >they begin attacking the mob all while yelling SAVE THE MASTER >holy shit>play my flute >1>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>they all snap out of the trance and come to their senses >arent half naked anymore >in the confusion i snatch a peasant girl >hold knife to her throat >begin to slowly back off>have to roll a grapple every turn>fuckfuckfuck>contact hastur>hastur is a bro>tell him to get me out of here>he suddenly cuts contact and leave me alone >girl manages to get out of my grasp >hits me with a rock >3hp >mob catches up>paladin holds out his arms and yells>DAISY COME TO ME>she moves for a second then ceases all movement >suddenly she is blasted with a yellow light and hastur floats above her >everyone including me makes a will save>i make it but most of the peasants do not>all of them go mad>including the paladin>also enslaved>the rest run off>tbc
>i take over the farm and take the girl for myself >hastur binds her soul to me and goes off>what a bro>send a raven to the orc demon guy and start making my way to the castle>last one there>everyone blitzed through their farms>we have the castle surrounded>making plans>we'll dress up as servants and infiltrate the castle >surprisingly we dress up as servants and infiltrate the castle >can finally live out my dream of being a cute maid grill>cracking jokes the entire time for "moral">serving food to the king>SO HOW BOUT THAT CARAVAN FOOD>he chuckles>WHY IS EVERYONE SCARED OF BEHOLDERS? I HOLD BEES ALL THE TIME>continue this>become official court jester >i play my flute>15>manage to open a small rift in the courtroom allowing the small eldritch goatmen to swarm into the room>part opens the gate>we take the castlethats all im writing for right now ill happily share the rest of my stories of tinkle another day but now i must sleepthanks for listening tg
>>54793706Thanks for the OC
>>54792272You'd better actually be playing as a D&D Jester and not a bard Jester Anon.There's a massive fucking difference.