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    90 KB Bad Guy Quest 11 The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)21:48 No.5469745  
    Lon Version: You the Enraged Scientist have been waging a campaign against your rivals and former group members who ousted you when they learned of your villainous plot involving the research on atomic power.

    Not letting this keep you down, you went about making a small group of loli-robots, hunted down three of your rivals(numbers 3, 6, and 8 so far), lolified 6 and 8, built up two evil bases and about 5 separate end-the-world weapons. You turned both James Bond and "The Nameless"(an assassin), hired a mercenary group.

    You're information sources have led you to believe one of your rivals is at the Highland Games.

    Abridged Version: Scientist, evil, getting revenge, you might have tracked a rival to the Highland Games.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:49 No.5469751
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:50 No.5469760
    Smash a meteor into the whole of the Highland Gams.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)21:51 No.5469768
    Indeed it is.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:53 No.5469786
    Lets get sherloli and co. to investigate the games, follow up on bond's lead as it were.

    Maybe we should consider entering our own candidate in the games?
    How's Nameless doing these days?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)21:54 No.5469795
    Th undying abomination you made from his corpse or the loli-bot?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:54 No.5469801
    Use our contacts in the U.N. to get us seats to the games. I also have a feeling we'll have to compete against our rival in the games as well, so we may need to modify our liver to withstand copious amounts of alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:56 No.5469808
    The undying abomination of course.
    Unless little children are allowed to compete.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:58 No.5469821
    Consider growing a beard to fit in during the games.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:58 No.5469822
    Are little children allowed to compete? Cause we're basically set if they are.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)21:59 No.5469826
    Build a Highlander-bot to compete in the games. We enter him in so we can infiltrate the stadium/whatever abd case the joint. Put cameras in Highlander-bot so he can check out the dressing rooms.
    >> D00M Marine 08/15/09(Sat)22:00 No.5469830
    Forge some documents ensuring that your lolibots are, in fact, 21 years old (china did it easily enough)
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:01 No.5469839
    Which of our lolis is best at piping and drumming? Maybe we can dye her hair red and use her. That way she'd excel at both the heavy events and the artistic ones.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:01 No.5469840
    Pretty much all of our creations can drink and lift thousands of pounds, so we're good whoever we send.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:09 No.5469889

    and make it look like Mel Gibson.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:10 No.5469906
    Highlolinder. There can be only one.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:12 No.5469917
    I agree with this, except make sure she's in a kilt, and she has to talk like Sean Connery.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)22:12 No.5469922
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    You dial her up and have her get to snooping.
    Done on the tickets, as for the liver. We'll get to it in a second.

    Also, Loli-Bond calls.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:14 No.5469933
    Yes my dear? So unlike you to call me for a change. Good news I trust? Have you met a cute boy perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:14 No.5469938
    Seconding this

    "Yes? What is it?"
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:19 No.5469972

    Put on a sickeningly huge smile while doing this.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:20 No.5469982
    Thirding. Make sure she has a claymore. Also make sure she can drum, pipe and dance just as well as she can drink and throw heavy things. Of course she should 'legally' qualify as 21 for the sake of ensuring we can enter this competition.

    Hrmm... they seperate the men's and women's events, dont they? We'll have to make sure a "computer error" winds up entering our girl into the men's competition.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:26 No.5470040

    Or we can make robo-dwarf.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:27 No.5470043
    Just to be sure... Lolibond is still, mentally, a straight male, right? As in attracted to females? Or did our monkeying with things wind up with him potentially developing actual crushes on cute guys?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:28 No.5470054
    We're not sure. She gets flustered when we imply she's interested in a boy though, so we keep saying so because it's fun to annoy her.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:28 No.5470056

    Honestly, we turned a man into a puppy and an assassin into a little girl, we shouldn't care if we screwed with his mind at this point.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:29 No.5470065

    Talk to 3 and ask for her to give us a quick update on the basics of the games and well known competitors.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)22:30 No.5470068
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    "...Do you always have to make sure I don't enjoy this?"

    Loli-Bond looks rather unnerved at your evil countenance.

    "I... Wait, what was I going to- Oh, right. I did some research and it appears that the Highland Games is probably a safe bet.

    I just thought I'd let you know so... I'll be going now."
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:31 No.5470078

    We are damn creepy...
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:31 No.5470081
    Outstanding. Lets get to work on this.

    "oh and bond... Stay safe...." Dibolical laugh.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:34 No.5470105
    >"...Do you always have to make sure I don't enjoy this?"
    "Why whatever do you mean? We're just taking an interest in your development and growth as you blossom into a young lady. Its what any good father would do for his little girl."
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:36 No.5470122
    We should seriously do some research into the games and find out which competitor is likely to be our enemy before we go into it.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:36 No.5470123
    If we end up facing some sort of highlander type with our highlanderloli... how are we gonna lolify the dude? There can be only one, remember?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:38 No.5470138
    Just transplant the brain into the highlanderloli perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:38 No.5470139
    Who are we after now? biomechanical dude?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)22:39 No.5470145
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    We're putting these in this order.

    Good idea...
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:39 No.5470152
    We need something better for that, we should turn him into a Sober, Tea Drinking British Man when we lolify him.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:41 No.5470170
    Good sir... are you proposing we butlerfy this man?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:42 No.5470174

    He'll be our butler, what better then turning a strong drunkard into our nancy servant boy.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:42 No.5470183
    Make sure our highlander loli has one of those little hat things
    And a set of bagpipes that can be used as any number of deadly deadly weapons, including but not limited to blowdarts and gas attacks.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:44 No.5470199
    Plus a broadsword with a flask in the handle.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:45 No.5470214
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    Gentlmen... I present our soon to be new superweapon.

    I wonder if we shouldnt lolify him anyway... just in case.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:47 No.5470234
    He could work either way, but I'd like to keep him as an adult just for the variety.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:47 No.5470237
    We lolified our Maid. Why not our butler?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:48 No.5470245
    Because his child form is frighteningly girly?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)22:48 No.5470250
    Little hat things?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:49 No.5470252
    Outstanding! All the better!
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:50 No.5470262
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    A Scottish Beret, I think. Like so.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:54 No.5470289
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    Called a tam.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:54 No.5470296
    For added hilarity should we consider a fake beard? Like one with very obvius straps and things?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:57 No.5470314
    Make it a real beard.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:58 No.5470326
    No beards. She'll be manly enough with Sean Connery's voice. A beard would cause the world to implode, and just look silly.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)22:59 No.5470336
    I love how this quest lends itself so well to planning ahead. Really suits the 'evil genius' thing.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:01 No.5470343
    Keep a spare beard in our enraged scientist tool cabinet in case we need to implode the world.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)23:01 No.5470347
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    I made one, but I didn't like it. I might be exaggerating. Like this one?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:02 No.5470357
    Are freckles scottish? Maybe we should add freckles?

    Love it Sci. Now lets get her in the games!
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:04 No.5470381

    Fantastic, send her our with some of our minions undercover. While she's flying out check back for intel on the games.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:05 No.5470385
    HA! I cant wait for her to get a chance too use that Claymore. That'll be awesome. It's like, twice the size of her.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:07 No.5470406
    The funny part will be that she could probably swing it harder than anyone else at the games with her robotic strength.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:10 No.5470433
    We never got to talk to the nameless.
    >> D00M Marine 08/15/09(Sat)23:13 No.5470464
    It'll be like Guts...only cuter and deadlier
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)23:14 No.5470478
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    You send her off in the Minion Vehicular Transporter with a small but elite squad of your minions.
    You want to have a conversation with a zombie that barely retained his knowledge on how to kill QUIETLY?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:16 No.5470488

    It'd be interesting to say the least.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:19 No.5470521
    Our Minion Vehicle Transport looks so cool, and yet very conspicuous, it's the perfect super-villain vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:21 No.5470532

    Very well. While waiting for the results of her mission, let's get up to some evil business. How about we create a super-powered hair remover? If we make it soluble in water, we could infect the water supplies to the locker rooms for the Highland Games. Think of the mass panic caused when every burly scotsman there suddenly losing his beard! In the confusion, perhaps we could kidnap our rival.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:22 No.5470546
    Perfect, also taint their beer, make it incredibly weak and lower their alcohol tolerance.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:24 No.5470562
    We must investigate things first.
    Have baroness scan through some stuff and get us the complete profiles on all entrants. We'll keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:26 No.5470575
    Have 3 go into the personal files of the contestants and go into any personal information we can get.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:26 No.5470577
    See what we can do about becoming a major sponsor in this years games. It'll be good for candy/music/tvshow buisness. Plus it'll give us an excuse to be there.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:28 No.5470595
    as we get ready to enact operation hair remover, lets see if we can talk to the scottish authorities about framing it on our current nemesis.
    What number are we after again?
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:30 No.5470604
    Not sure, but he's probably the bio mechanical specialist.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)23:31 No.5470615
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    You asked for it.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:32 No.5470629
    So he can turn his head 180 degrees, we can do that AND make our eyes turn red, we're twice as frightening.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:32 No.5470633
    You know, really? We're kinda used to that by now. Ask him where his better half is. That little nameless scamp is always getting off to somewhere.

    While we're doing that, do this >>5470562
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:36 No.5470676
    We need get to the plot, let's see what Sherloli, The Baroness, or 3 have for us.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:37 No.5470687
    Agreed. At the very least we need to know which number our future butler is going to be.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:42 No.5470732
    Everything is pretty much set, all we need is the info and then we can get into the epic competition.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:42 No.5470737
    I'm just glad the anti-loli brigade seems to be taking the night off. I'm really surprised we got highloli made without complait.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:45 No.5470767
    I've got a good feeling about Highlander loli. I can see her as the protoman of the group. Allways off on her own, playing music and bein' mysterious.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:46 No.5470771
    I've never been a fan of having everyone we face become a loli, but now that we have 3 and the minions there's enough adult presence to make it so that they aren't the entire cast.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:48 No.5470789
    Good point.

    Say, did we ever do anything with that virus that, on command, turns everyone in the world into lolis? we should see about making our minions proof against it (unless we decide otherwise of course)
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:50 No.5470809

    I don't think we ever actually made it.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/15/09(Sat)23:52 No.5470821
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    You ask the undead assassin for the whereabouts of his Loli-counter part. Immediately you realize that he probably won't be able to answer even if he knows considering his state.
    While the undead abomination sorts through it's memories, you turn to ask Baroness-bot to look up the list of competitors from the highland games.

    It turns out that through some special "loop-hole" the Scotsmen have no way of denying your Highloli-der from participating.

    The list of the other competitors is somewhat intimidating though. Some of the competitors have gone so far as to claim they can "eat lightning and shit thunder and wash it down with five hundred gallons of hard brew".
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:56 No.5470866
    Well let's see how highloli-der is doing at the games.
    >> Anonymous 08/15/09(Sat)23:57 No.5470882
    Have baroness go through all their back records. Find out how many of these people have histories of competition or strongmanning, and get the results from said competitions. We're looking for someone coming out of nowhere here.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:01 No.5470908
    May I just say how glad I am that we have The Baroness?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:01 No.5470917
    Medical records as well? Hmm.. no doubt they would get doctored. Be sure to have the manly-detector tuned as we go through the list, will save time sniffing him out. Perhaps ask about prefered beers. Offer them and taint with soething that will mark the guy we are looking for with a detectable scent or something
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:02 No.5470929
    Once we find the guy, how are we gonna deal with him? We just gonna challenge him to a highlander-off?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:04 No.5470952
    Probably going to compete with him in the games and the winner gets the rights to the other.
    >> Scribble !!lJ3L9/7XgeF 08/16/09(Sun)00:07 No.5470976
    Wait, wait. I though were lollified him? You mean we just made loli versions of people?

    Now I need to know. Do we just kill people and clone little girl versions of them (Ala X-23) or do we turn people into lolis. And by what means. In fact, I am sadly in the dark on what Scientist's specialty was supposed to be.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:08 No.5470992
    We turn people into lolis. We build robot-loli versions of them and then put their brains inside, essentially. I think.
    What I'm asking is how, once we track him down, we'll convince him to come quietly/fight him to the death.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:10 No.5471023
    The nameless is a special case, we reanimated his body AND made him into a loli. We usually turn them into lolis directly.

    The scientist was a specialist in atomic energy I believe.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:10 No.5471028
    I'm sure once we've shattered his manly pride we should have little trouble capturing him and turning him into our little buttler girl.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:11 No.5471041
    'Convince' him with a claymore through the spine.

    Perhaps sabatoge the giant logs that they throw around? Make one suddenly triple in weight and crush him.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:12 No.5471050
    I think our specialization in atomic energy is what allows us to have human-sized robots going around. From what we've seen of Elizabeth (the robot expert) she uses giant robots, likely in part due to the power requirments. Though I could be wrong about this.
    >> D00M Marine 08/16/09(Sun)00:12 No.5471055
    hmm, we should let him win 1st with our Lolilander a close second, and, as he speeches off about how better he is and blah blah blah we hit him over the head with a beer mug and then proceed with the lolification.

    We've won too much, if we lose this once any spying enemy will think of it as a weakspot and foolishly attempt a direct attack...opening the bastard up for severe lolification.
    >> Scribble !!lJ3L9/7XgeF 08/16/09(Sun)00:14 No.5471076
    I actually would like a little shota Walter.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)00:15 No.5471089
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    Let's go ahead and check in on her.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:16 No.5471104
    I laughed hard.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)00:17 No.5471121
    I couldn't resist.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:18 No.5471134
    Um... you know the caber is supposed to come down, right? You're supposed to toss it in the air in such a way it flips over, and then its supposed to land (short end out) facing 12oclock from where you threw it. Or something.

    Lets hope the judges were too impressed to notice. Who else is doing suspiciously well?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:18 No.5471136
    Very impressive. But even so, she might want to limit it to somewhat human levels during competition. Not enough to lose, but the caber should at least land within view.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:20 No.5471158
    We should be able to see the competition now, hopefully he'll be glaringly obvious with mechanical parts all over him, but I doubt we'll be that lucky.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:21 No.5471166
    Its still in view.
    You may need a telescope, but its still totally within view.

    We'll have to find someway of mixing this with whatever he currently looks like, as is our style. I can see a little shota walter, but I think for continuities sake it should still, technically, be female. Just for that added bit of humiliation for someone so manly, you know?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:21 No.5471167
    Check manliness spikes when others compete.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:24 No.5471193
    These will work together, methinks. We don't win according to the rules, but our sheer manliness wins the cowd over so they don't object when we challenge our target to a duel.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:27 No.5471218
    I see what you're getting at with this. It sounds risky though... I think for now we should try our hardest. You never know, our competitor may actually be able to face us at this point.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)00:30 No.5471251
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    Some of the crowd boos and hold a few curses under breath, but suddenly erupt into cheers when a massive Scotsman takes the field.

    "T'was a foine throw lass but I'll have ta show you how it's really done."
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:30 No.5471252
    That's what I'm saying! Compete at a superhuman, awe-inducing level that avoids full marks by technicalities such as those of the caber toss. Then, challenge the one who does achieve first place, who WILL be our target, and thoroughly humiliate him.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:32 No.5471277
    Disregard that, I forgot we're dealing with Scots. Fuck. At least we've found our target.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:33 No.5471284
    Oh shit! This dude looks rite dorfy! lets see how he handles his wood.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:34 No.5471295
    "Go ahead old man" Say this while drinking gallons of ale and slapping a barmaid on the ass.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:35 No.5471306
    This. But in that charming, scottish way.

    Also, start doing some subtle x-ray scanning. Not the kind that'll hurt anyone, just the kind that'll show us if he's got a biomechanical arm or something.
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    >You're information sources have led you to believe one of your rivals is at the Highland Games.
    >You're information sources
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:39 No.5471329
    We are our own information source, yes.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:43 No.5471382
    Doesn't matter he probably wouldn't be hurt by it regardless of how strong it is.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:45 No.5471412
    I just dont want to give any of our minions cancer

    ... yet.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:47 No.5471430
    Is that an 8 tattooed on his chest?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:48 No.5471440
    It looks like it, aye.
    Not very subtle.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:48 No.5471443
    oh shit. We could be dealing with a whole line of augmented minions here.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:50 No.5471468
    When can we cross over the Evil Genius quest with the Unspeakable Abomination quest?

    I want to see some Ted the Pimp all up in this motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:50 No.5471472
    Hey Scientist at the end of the last thread I had requested if you could make a picture of Nanny Minion reading a bedtime story to Sherloli and Watson I don't suppose I could still ask for one could I?
    >> D00M Marine 08/16/09(Sun)00:50 No.5471476
    Oh Shi-
    What if that scotsman is really just a decoy...what if the whole games are just a decoy?

    Shit shit! I smell UBER trap!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:52 No.5471482
    PLus send in nanites to take skin flake samples. we can engineer a tailor-made drug to put in his beer. If he wins, we can toast to his victory. If he loses, wedrink to show good sportsmanship. The drug will knock him out and we can cart him off ina a minion-staffed ambulance.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)00:52 No.5471486
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    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:53 No.5471497
    For some reason I don't think a man who tattoos his code name for the secrete association of scientists of which he is a part would be that clever.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:53 No.5471502
    Good thing we aren't physically present, just a (somewhat) disposable minion
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:53 No.5471503
    Lets ask him who 5471134 is
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:54 No.5471509

    So.... I'm pretty sure he just busted a hole in the space-time continuum. To win a pole-throwing contest.

    Gentlemen, I think we may have met our match.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)00:54 No.5471516
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    I actually wanted to post that shit when you requested it but 4chan decided I was done for the night. Wouldn't even let me post.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:55 No.5471520
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:55 No.5471521
    It's this guy>>5471134
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:55 No.5471523
    We have 8 already, dont we? Wasnt he the laser dude?
    I think this guy is just a minion/result of testing from our current target. Lets see if our loli and him cant bond over some drinks and figure out who he works for/used to work for.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:56 No.5471538
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    Get a minion Sniper team set up. No matter what he does he's not going to win this match.

    >> D00M Marine 08/16/09(Sun)00:57 No.5471545

    Oh shi- Metaknowledge!!! We're screwed now!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:57 No.5471552
    Holy fuck. I dont think I've D'awwwed so much in my fucking life. Good job good sir. Way to go above and beyond.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:57 No.5471554
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:57 No.5471556
    Our sniper team never does anything, the last mission they just sat around while a guy got his head cut like a cantaloupe melon.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:58 No.5471565

    would be who 5471134 is
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)00:59 No.5471575
    Requesting an image with the minion sniper team sitting around playing cards completely ignoring their job.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:01 No.5471601
    Ok, now we scan him for augmentation. He's definatly been modified, but is he the man we're looking for?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:02 No.5471612
    Yes, but then Determined Minion revealed himself
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:05 No.5471640
    I suppose some good came out of it, but really, these guys have to be the laziest minions we have.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:12 No.5471716
    When did determined minion get eyelashes?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:12 No.5471722
    Thats nanny minion, not determined minion.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:14 No.5471746
    ah, where's determined minion then?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)01:16 No.5471765
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    They both proceed to get shit-face drunk before cow-tipping, then trailer-tipping, then house-tipping. Then they go for a quick swim and FLIP a whale over.

    Even though she does ask, Patrick McGruffin seems very tight lipped as to who it was he works/worked for.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:17 No.5471775
    Then clearly we need to get him DRUNKER
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:17 No.5471779
    MIA after the mission in Brazil.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:18 No.5471781
    Use loli "Charms" to get the information.
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 08/16/09(Sun)01:21 No.5471808
    o god she is so adorable.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:24 No.5471838
    I agree with slipping a serum into his drink. Perhaps something that not only makes him more pliable but perhaps oh lets just say a little more "supportive" of our way of thinking. If this works he should become the big brother figure to Highlolider. Together they gather support for us in the Scottish Highlands. This means some tough ass minions in the future.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)01:24 No.5471839
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    Here you are.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:25 No.5471849
    Hmmm.. Perhaps she doesn't want her newfound friend to get lolified and tells him to run away!
    Thus you are faced with the unhappy prospect of grounding your loli for a month!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)01:25 No.5471853
    We have a truth serum? When did this happen?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:26 No.5471859
    We never invented a truth serum? What kind of evil scientist are we? We'll just have to go with the classic truth serum; BOOZE
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:27 No.5471866
    When the insane voices in your head willed it to be.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:27 No.5471871
    How hard can it be? In fact, I'll bet we built something along those lines into Highloli-der's bagpipes.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:30 No.5471896
    Actually, I think we just built in hidden Booze Holders.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:31 No.5471909
    Hmmm......good point. We'll just have to stick with the most classic form of truth serum ever given to man in all the world's history DELICIOUS ALCOHOL. Have Highlolider challenge him to a friendly drinking competition. Her being an android will allow her to drink copious amounts of DELICIOUS ALCOHOL with no ill effects. When he's ripshit hammered then we pry the information from him.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:34 No.5471942
    If this doesn't work we'll at least be able to see the single most awesome bar fight ever recorded. Just imagine it two of the most powerful Scots ever getting into a bar fight throwing tables, knocking men into orbit and pounding kegs like shots. Now imagine one of them is a little girl.

    (Their cops. They fight crime.)
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:37 No.5471979
    This could be a hit television show.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:39 No.5471997
    It'll definatly make for a great episode of the loli anime.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:43 No.5472046
    Is anyone else worried that the current phase of our plan involves outdrinking a biomechanically altered scottsman?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:44 No.5472050
    We should keep this guy around when we turn his master into our butler. Maybe make him our emissary to Scotland, supplied with all the liqueur he can drink. Maybe we could have him win local office and use his position to add some batshit crazy Scotsmen to our minion ranks.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)01:44 No.5472053
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    You have her go ahead and give the HUGE Scotsman a dose of the serum. While he doesn't appear to be saying much of anything yet, he is looking a little dizzy.

    He suggests that they both get more alcohol to clear their heads.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:45 No.5472062
    Our loli-bots can't get drunk. He's still part man, we'd win eventually.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:46 No.5472073
    Lets do just that. Then interrogate him friendly like over drinks. We'll explain our point of view on things too so he's really all for supporting us.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:46 No.5472074
    The Highloli-Der will have to learn that the job comes first. Now get this man some alcohol!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:51 No.5472107
    Now that he's actually tipsy we should totally have a kickass drinking contest like in >>5471909 and maybe a bar fight. He would enjoy it so much that he would call Highlolider his best drinking buddy and tell her everything over a strong ale.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)01:56 No.5472162
    Sounds like it would work, hopefully he would spill his beans.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:04 No.5472240
    He's may still be a man, but our loli can only contain so much liquid.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:06 No.5472265
    alcohol is flammable
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)02:06 No.5472271
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    They drink, they fight, they brag, they boast, and in the end Patrick McGruffin finally concedes in telling your Highlander-Loli all about his work and the Scientist.

    The drunken description of the scientist quickly turns from just an annoying man who won't stop talking, to how he's part of some "sort o' seekret Ssscience group".

    "If you want to put the man down and me out of a' job though, ye better have a better payin' one fer me. Takes a lot of money to stay this drunk."

    He gives a roaring laugh as if the idea is a joke before clinking his massive beer mug against hers.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:07 No.5472273
    Take a break and urinate pure alchohol?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)02:10 No.5472301
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    Whoops, forgot his tattoo.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:10 No.5472307
    While you stop to pee, tell the Scot that you do have such a job in mind. Offer him to turn to your side, when he accepts get more detailed information.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:11 No.5472310
    Oh god. How is that you manage to draw such adorable things, Scientist?

    Offer him a job. On the spot. Proffessional Drinking Buddy. Job pays twice what he earns now in addition to all the drink he can drink.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:12 No.5472320
    And potential for future growth, pending our designs for Scotland.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:13 No.5472328
    I agree, for once, I think we have met a man so manly, that we shouldn't lolify him if we can help it. Offer him a job on your team. Pay him in booze.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:15 No.5472338

    Instead of drinking buddy, how about we group him with the highlolider and they can be our agents we send out when we want to utterly destroy something and drink all of it's booze.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:16 No.5472351
    Perhaps we should create a Booze Substitute as well? Have them go to a country and drink up all the booze in sight, and while theres an Alcohol drought we can bring them drugged beer that makes them our slaves or something!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:16 No.5472355
    Subtly offer the man one such opportunity. Have it be said so it could be easily laughed off as a joke or drunken slur. Afterall with all our liquid income we could keep this man quite happily at the bottom of a tankard after he helps highland loli and the minions bust down our rivals door and capture him. We could defiantly use a man on the inside. Also make a friendly gesture to gain his trust, pay his tab.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:18 No.5472362
    I dare think that his tab may cost as much as our flying magma spewing death pyramid.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:20 No.5472375
    Little Highlander Loli, flashing around her cash.
    Little Highlander Loli, walks around smashed.
    Little Highlander Loli, runs into some thugs.
    Little Highlander Loli, breaks their ugly mugs.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:20 No.5472378
    I think money is pretty trivial for us now. We're probably billionaires by now with all of our sales.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:22 No.5472393
    I wouldn't underestimate this man's drinking ability. Combined with the intimidation factor he's probably had that tab all of his bearded life.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:24 No.5472404
    All the more reason to pay it off.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:24 No.5472405
    Then I suggest this: >>5472351 to make up the costs of his tab. Plus still keep him stinkin drunk.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:24 No.5472406
    I love you.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)02:26 No.5472424
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    This is how you make friends with an alcoholic Scotsman.

    He agrees on the spot after you have the Highlander-Loli pay his tab.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:27 No.5472437
    Fuck yeah. Now spill all the details about your leader.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:33 No.5472493
    Now, lets find out who he works for and why he has the number 8 tatooed on him like that.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:35 No.5472517
    Awesome, now we can give us the specs of our enemies base and we can finally put all of our destructive science to some use.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:37 No.5472534
    Lets take him back to base and give him a once over. Find out what he's made of, as it were. We should be careful. He might have a transmitter or tracking device inside him.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:41 No.5472567
    You know when all is said and done you're going to have to do a huuuge "pose a team" type picture featuring everyone including all the side characters like this right? Seeing highloli-der perched on his shoulder during a team shot is going to be too awesome to not get done. We'll have that promoted minion and nannyminion in there too. all the side charaacters. It'll be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:47 No.5472632
    Ruby quest had one so why not the Bad guy quests? It would be huge admittedly but so damn awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:49 No.5472650
    Is BadGuyQuest on 1d4chan yet? It really is the best quest around right now.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:52 No.5472677
    Gonna consider wrapping it up round about heres Sci? Its getting kind of late and I doubt we'll be able to assault a fortress or anything in the time remaining.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)02:52 No.5472681
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    Patrick tells you all about "Mr. 4". We'll assume it's his number obviously. he attempts to tell you about 4's base but seems confused on what exactly you want to know. It's big, very sturdy considering, and is somewhere near the Loch Ness

    Getting a little distracted, he decides to tell you the story behind his number 8. Whether or not it is true is up to you to believe. Supposedly, he spotted the Loch Ness monster. Diving in and chasing after the beast, he eventually wrestled the monster for eight days. Eventually the monster pussied out, passing out in a headlock and he tossed it back into the lake.

    That'll take some time and a much much larger transport than the one we sent her in on.
    Oh God.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)02:55 No.5472707
    Yeah. I really do need to call it for now. It's getting way late. Could whoever keeps archiving my forum go ahead and do it? I don't have a fucking clue how that works.

    Be ready for Bad Guy Quest 12. I might do it tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:56 No.5472724
    Pool resources into scoping area around Loch Ness. Study the monster even. Considering what we've dealt with, it's possible that the Monster is a creation of Four.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:57 No.5472732

    Well shit. Nevermind then.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)02:58 No.5472745
    Already been archived.

    See you tommorow Sci. Looking forward to making 4 our loli-walter-butler.
    >> Random H Archiver here 08/16/09(Sun)03:00 No.5472766


    Thank you there big S!
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:08 No.5472851
    *In the voice of the Dragon ball Z announcer*



    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:08 No.5472856
    Surprising lack of 3 in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:09 No.5472866
    #3 was actually 98% of the posts in this thread. The other 2% were by The Scientist.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:15 No.5472912
    She fused herself with the Scientist, but her form only accepted beign a part of his balls.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 08/16/09(Sun)03:17 No.5472921
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    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:17 No.5472925
    We shouldn't make a new lolibot every time we need one. We've got plenty of them running around already.

    It worked out nicely this time, but that's something to keep in mind for later.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:19 No.5472937
    Waaait...an anti loli bot body for number 3, which would mean...a male body?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:21 No.5472960
    Don't worry, 3. We'll always remember you.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:25 No.5472992
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    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:26 No.5473006
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    She should be getting a little less rational now.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:31 No.5473040
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)03:38 No.5473096
    We want a number 3 shotabot?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)04:19 No.5473443
    Where can I find the archives for this?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)07:59 No.5475461
    This quest is completely fucking awesome.
    This isn't just T-rexes flying F-22s. This is T-rexes flying F-22s with in-built scottish breweries that get everyone in 1,000 miles so drunk they turn into lolis, shoot lasers and explode.
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)08:06 No.5475557
    Why do I think that can is laughing?
    >> Anonymous 08/16/09(Sun)10:17 No.5476649
    Does anyone know why all the images are missing from the Bad Guy Quest 9 thread in the suptg archives?

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