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    43 KB Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:19 No.5451781  
    Just wondering where people draw the line with what is cool and what isn't to have your character do during Roleplay
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:20 No.5451790
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:20 No.5451800
    Anything is fine, just don't offer graphic descriptions. Or breathe heavily while talking about it.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:21 No.5451804

    It's cool, or it's not?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:21 No.5451809
    I've got something of a reputation with my gaming group, for making everything tie together. I've used this, in the past, to cross the line with the group and get away with it, both as a player and as an ST. As for where that line is, it depends upon the group. I'm pretty solidly up for anything, as long as it doesn't leave anyone sitting there wondering when it'll be their turn.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:23 No.5451821
    When it crosses the line, in detail or content, from R to X.
    Hills Have Eyes acceptable.
    Cannibal Holocaust not.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:23 No.5451823
    We might be chaotic evil men who loot and plunder and kill innocents, but WE DO NOT RAP!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)11:25 No.5451840

    I do not believe that noose would have killed her. Most nooses must be tight across the neck, so as to provide resistance against the head and break the spine. Not the huge amount of leeway in that noose. The victim should have fallen backwards out of the noose.

    Gentlemen, this was no suicide.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:25 No.5451842
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    Y'all be haters or sum'in?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:26 No.5451852

    It's fucking creepy.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:26 No.5451854
    Having a homosexula character (male not elf lesbian fap material)
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:27 No.5451865
    >Hills Have Eyes gay.
    >Cannibal Holocaust fapable.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:28 No.5451876
    I hate you and everything you stand for as represented in this post.
    You know an...awful lot about nooses.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:29 No.5451882
    I hereby promise and assure you that I am most impressed by the mightiness of your internet balls and ability to look at fake blood and body parts, and would willingly surrender my tender anal virginity if you were to but ask.
    No, really.
    TOTALLY impressed.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:30 No.5451890
    I cant believe you fell for that.
    Anyway in my games I allow most things so long as it doesnt disturb me/other players.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:30 No.5451898
    How come that noose isn't pulled tight? She might be light as a feather.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)11:32 No.5451906

    I know a lot of things.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:32 No.5451911
    I'll work on a list a of people who might have wanted to kill her, you work on finding out how she was originally killed and where.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:36 No.5451939

    This is obviously a mystery. The set-up implies suicide, except there are elements which show that it could NOT be a suicide. Someone obviously went to a lot of trouble to make this look like a suicide, but who did this, and why?

    The one thing we do know is this: it looks like this poor girl was...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Hung out to dry.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:36 No.5451941
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    Might want to make some inquiries about this one as well, while you're at it.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:36 No.5451942

    Well, I dare say the bit about falling out would be common knowledge, if not the way nooses killed.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)11:38 No.5451963

    Note the way the body curves backward. Most hanging victims hang straight. May be early onset of rigor mortis from laying in a different position. I advise checking the corpse for blunt force trauma in the chest / abdomen.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:39 No.5451969
    Suicide. Most definitely suicide.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:41 No.5451986
    How, though? You can see that the top left of the booth is shattered, as though something very large went through it, but no such thing is there. Beyond that, there's the bloody footprint on the ground next to the booth.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:41 No.5451993
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)11:42 No.5452001

    As well as the sprays of blood on the wall. Those are more consistent with spray from knife slashings, I believe.
    >> Detective 08/14/09(Fri)11:42 No.5452002
    A few girls saw her after school going to her part time job with an unusual couple. A Hispanic man in his late 80's and a Japanese woman in here early 30's.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:42 No.5452006

    Uh... that was me. Sorry. My yoyo rolled in and I had to get it.

    I'm not in trouble, am I?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:45 No.5452033
    She obviously used the phone book, and I'll bet someone just walked in the blood puddle or something. It's really nothing to be alarmed about.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:46 No.5452039
    Did you mean to hit her?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:46 No.5452041
    /tg/=Mystery Men.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:46 No.5452043
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    Why are you trying to hurry us along with dismissive answe-

    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:47 No.5452047

    What?! I didn't hit her! I just wanted my yoyo back!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:47 No.5452049
    ITT: Awesomest derailing since the bear puns.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)11:47 No.5452051
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    Whoever did this either is very sloppy at faking a suicide, or is deliberately trying to mislead us. Cunning indeed.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:48 No.5452056

    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:52 No.5452100
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    So you 'wanted your yo-yo back'.

    ... must have loved it a lot, there's lots of blood in there. Maybe... she wanted it for herself?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:54 No.5452115

    We have a confession right here!


    Anyway, any law biding citizen has a right to their yo-yo, you did the right thing by telling us. You're free to go.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:54 No.5452126

    No! No, she didn't WANT it, she just didn't want me to have it! She's just like all the other pretty girls who make my life Hell. But I didn't kill her, you gotta believe me!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:55 No.5452128

    I don't think something went INTO the booth via that hole, look at the distribution of the glass shards on the floor. The larger shards are on the outside of the booth, which implies that something exited the booth via that hole. Given the very ragged nature of the fractured glass, its possible that the edge of the hole was used as a weapon during some struggle.

    Based on the evidence so far, here's my guess at the events that played out:

    The victim goes into the booth, presumably to make a phone call. The killer slips in behind here, and tries to stab her. However, the girl tries to defend herself, and in the struggle a part of the attacker (presumably the hand with the blade) goes through the window, scraping along the fractured glass. It's possible the girl managed to turn the blade on the attacker, which would explain the volume of blood: some of it actually isn't hers. Unfortunately, the attacker makes a lethal stab to the throat and leaves, leaving the bloody footprint. The victim, bleeding out from a lethal wound, tries to get to her feet, smearing blood on the walls of the booth, before bleeding out in the corner of the booth and dying.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:57 No.5452146
    I must agree with you on this part, Inspector, it seems quite logical and reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:57 No.5452148
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    Wot's all this then?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:57 No.5452152

    Now you're just being silly.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)11:58 No.5452157
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    You're right. The exterior glass shards were completely neglected.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)11:58 No.5452158
    But sir... what if the killer put the shards of glass on the outside to confuse us?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:00 No.5452182
    Killers don't tend to think that way.
    Would you pick up the glass and move every single piece if you knew people would find the scene soon?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)12:00 No.5452186

    Reassemble the glass, then check for fingerprints and body oils. If it's on the inside, the killer struck from inside. If nothing, there was an exterior shatter. If both sides, across from each other, the scene was arranged.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)12:02 No.5452199
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    Take notice of this, Mr. Palmer... the noose-loop itself is not particularly tight, however the weight of the body, paired with the bend of the neck, drew-out just enough of the slack to keep it from falling out. The position of the body does indeed indicate it was not originally in this pose, but instead elsewhere long enough for rigormortis to contort the body severely enough that its own weight would be unable to straighten it out - an oversight on the killers part. Yes, this was indeed a murder later disguised as a suicide - rigormortis would not be able to have set in swiftly enough for the victim to have somehow been in that position if they had died from the hanging alone. But this cover was poorly done, it seems, as far too many clues pointing away from suicide are left behind, the stiff curvature of the victim being the most obvious. The question being this... Based on the poor cover-up, did they want to be discovered for their crime, and if so, why?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:04 No.5452226

    Possible, but unlikely. Assuming there was some kind of struggle, the killer would have wanted to leave as soon as possible. A struggle in such a confined space would have caused a lot of noise, and possibly drawn witnesses. Given that the killer would have a lot of blood on them after the kill (both theirs and the victims), hanging around to change the crime scene would not fit their M.O. Leaving the crime scene as soon as possible would be.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:08 No.5452274
    oh god I read it in his voice
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:10 No.5452289

    There is blood visible on some of the shards on the ground, Shas'o. Also, the larger shards are on the outside of the booth, pointing towards something exiting the booth via that hole.

    Another thing we seem to have overlooked: the foot print. Are there others? Can we figure out which direction the killer left in? Could we determine a basic profile of the killer based on it? I'm no shoe expert but at a guess I would say the killer was wearing men's shoes, this could point to the killer being male.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:12 No.5452306
    don't feel bad, so did I
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)12:13 No.5452316

    Scan for trace amounts of blood then. It will show up in...Ultraviolet light, I believe? Anyway, see if you can get a mixed sample of all the blood there. See if you can determine if there are two types of blood or just one.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:13 No.5452324

    Are these 2 murders possibly linked? Do these 2 girls have something in common? If so we may be able to close in our killer (or killers) much more quickly, and hopefully prevent a third murder!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:14 No.5452334
    The Race is On Inspectors.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:17 No.5452356

    Don't assume that every criminal is a mastermind. It is likely that the girl was killed, possibly even unintentionally, and the body was made to look like a suicide in a desperate ploy to avoid punishment. No long term plan, simply what they could manage at the time.

    If the crime was premeditated, then the body would have been arranged in the noose as quickly as possible after death, resulting in less time for the rigor mortis we see and have already identified.

    Hmmm. Check the throat to check for bruising patterns. I suspect we will find that the subject died of asphyxiation, but caused by the firm grip of a mans hands rather than the noose. The killer would have done his best to arrange a suicide that would hide or incorporate the original cause of death.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)12:19 No.5452367
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    You heard the man. Dig up whatever you can find on the two victims, see if there's anything connecting them. I don't believe in coincidences.

    A general's daughter in a faked-suicide murder, and the daughter of a visiting diplomat stabbed and bled-out in a phonebooth on the same base. This is not something we can waste time on, in case whoever did it strikes again.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)12:21 No.5452392

    CSI: /tg/!

    Shas'o R'ymr
    Rogue Kitty
    Inspector Ho
    Anonymous as Anonymous
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:22 No.5452400
    I actually did this one once. She was having an affair with the killer, and she would come to this phone booth to call him so that their numbers didn't show up on each other's caller IDs. Well, she was starting to break it off, I'll get to why in a moment.

    Here's what happened.
    She was breaking it off. He might have been fine with that, but she was also going to tell his wife and her husband. She wanted to come clean.
    Our killer couldn't stand that, so he planned this whole set up. At night, she'd go out for a walk like she usually did, or at least, that's what she told her husband. What she was really doing was going to her old spot to talk to our killer.
    The victim waited for the usual ring, and when it came, the killer set her up perfectly, and he shot her through the glass. That's not where all the blood came from, though. It came from when he stabbed her. He stabbed her in the groin, and in the abdomen.
    Because she was having a baby. I can't tell you whether it was his or her husbands. Doctor Mallard should be able to tell us very soon, but it was a baby nonetheless, and that was what set him off. She was brutally stabbed, and her baby was deliberately killed.

    But the killer left one thing behind. A shoe print. Not many people would have feet that big, would they? And not many people would have thought about wearing business shoes to go kill their mistress, would they?
    But you would, Mister Michaels, wouldn't you? And those aren't the same shoes you were wearing the other day, are they? Do you mind if we check in your closet?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:23 No.5452414
    I think the scene of the second girls death is itself a great clue.

    Consider the following:

    She was using a phonebooth. In this day and age, a girl as old as her would likely have had a cellphone. This means that she wanted to make a call that she would not want to make from either her home or cell phone. She didn't want caller ID or other forms of tracking to show who she ways. It was important enough for her to go out and use a public phone booth at night, alone.

    I think it is possible, nay, LIKELY, that she was in the process of making an anonymous call to the local police when the killer struck. This would explain the killer's motivation quite clearly: she was going to turn him in. Who he is and what he had done before this are both requiring further investigation.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:24 No.5452420
    There are no handprints or smears, and the wound on her neck is negligable.
    She was stabbed in the womb. That part I'm sure of. She was having an affair with someone, and they didn't like that she was pregnant because it would ruin everything for them.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:26 No.5452444
    NCIS is on Hulu.

    Well, good thing I didn't have anything planned for today.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:28 No.5452458
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    This is clearly a set of ritual murders dedicated to the Dark Powers. The fake suicide was simply meant to throw off the Arbites so that the all seeing eye of the Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition would not be turned this way. Clearly this world harbors cults of the entity known as Khorne, or possibly Slaanesh. As such, there is but one answer for such rampant heresy.


    May the Emperor have mercy on your souls after we, in our mercy, obliterate all life on this planet.

    Have a nice day, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:32 No.5452495

    This would mean that the killer was already in the process of stalking her when she left to go use the phone. For whatever reason (either an accidental witness or a remorseful accomplice) he already had reason to believe she would try something like this.

    Can we get a confirmation on her pregnancy? If it is true, then there the additional spurned lover angle (as has already been touched on by my fellow investigators) which may turn out to be the sole cause of this terrible incident. But if not, than it was clearly an intervention on the part of the killer to hide his previous crime.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:34 No.5452516
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    Maybe someone cast bloody path?
    >> MonkeyToho 08/14/09(Fri)12:34 No.5452521
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    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:35 No.5452530
    Someone call Columbo.

    We need all the help we can get.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:37 No.5452547
    We are perfectly capable of solving this on our own, thank you
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:37 No.5452554
    You guys are all crazy.

    Isn't even a noose. Se was crawling on the latticework, attempting to hang a pinata from the loop, and fell. The girl under her was sitting on the stoll, and when she fell, the other girl stood up, knocking the stool over. She didn't fall backwards out of the loop, because she managed to grab onto the rope. This meant that she strangled slowly, unable to drop to the floor out of fear of death (the floor looks to be about 10 feet below her, and she wasn't bright enough to realize that ths would probably just break her legs).

    She was being attacked by a serial killer, who ws going at her with a knife. She ran into a nearby phonebooth to protect herself better, and managed to hold the door shut against his best efforts. It was then that a helpful bussinessman came by, scaring off the assailant. Seeing she was quickly loosing blood (the wide, thick spray patterns mean that the killer must have hit a major vein), he attempted to perform first aid. However, as we can see, he could not get to her, as her log was locked in a position that prevented him from opening the door. So, he attempted to break the glass. We can see that this didn't work out as planned. Her blood was seeping out of the booth, and he, not realizing the blood on his shoe, turned to find another phonebooth, to summon aid. At which point, he was struck by a car, and he is now recouperating in the hospital.

    If I weren't here, you might have convicted an innocent citizen.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)12:37 No.5452555

    Good work Anonymous, I think we've got motive for the second murder, and I think I may have figured out the overall motive for both murders: to discredit the general and diplomat. The second girl was about to go public with her affair and pregnancy; the diplomat would be stuck in a media circus for months over it. However, this alone wouldn't link it to the first murder, were it at any other point in time. However, the diplomat's daughter revealing an affair and a illegitimate child shortly after the death of the general's daughter? It would cause a media frenzy on an untold scale, forever sinking their political careers. The timing is simply too perfect to be coincidental. Obviously the 2nd girl was an accomplice to the motives of the killer of the 1st girl, possibly unwittingly. Perhaps fortunately for the diplomat, the 2nd killer stepped in before she could go public. The question is this: why has the 1st killer gone to great lengths to discredit the general and diplomat?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:39 No.5452574

    Let's look at the clues we have:

    - Abdominal wound
    - Exterior and interior glass shards
    - Bloody footprint

    The footprint implies that someone has left the scene of the crime. The size and make of the shoe imply a male foot, and the exterior shards imply that the shot came from inside. The only signs of struggle are the blood and there's only a single wound, so we can safely assume that she entered the booth willingly with a male associate.

    From inside, with her trust, he could shoot her however he wished. Perhaps he aimed to kill her, panicked and got an abdominal shot. He was aiming at an upward angle if that is the case, as the break in the glass is quite high. This is, of course, assuming that this was a gunshot. There is no casing, so the wound could have been caused by some other object.

    This would make sense in regards to the glass being shattered, and it provides a more logical angle of attack. Yes, I see now. He threw back his hand with the object in it to ready his attack and broke the glass in doing so. He then caused a single wound.

    For some reason, however, he was around long enough to get the sole of at least one shoe drenched in blood. Was the wound that bad? Or did he stick around?

    Either way, I want Anon finding contact details for all male associates on the double. I shall return to the scene of the crime in order to dig up and decipher more clues. If any associate cannot provide an alibi, bring him to /tg/ for immediate question.

    If he does not speak, we give him to /v/.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:39 No.5452580
    Look at the body. There's a huge pool of blood in her lap, and a bit running down her dress. While it's safe to say that she had her throat slashed, she was stabbed in the torso, repeatedly. She was stabbed while she was already down. She was also stabbed where it would hurt a woman the most, which is exactly where a baby would be.
    There are only two reasons to stab a woman in the vagina. One of them is sexual sadism, the other is to murder her child.
    This crime scene doesn't indicate sexual sadism, and this goes beyond some stranger trying to get their rocks off. This was a crime of passion, and there's nothing more passionate than killing your secret lover because she's carrying a child and threatening to out you.
    >> Cliche Forensic Scientist 08/14/09(Fri)12:39 No.5452588
    Gentleman, at first I thought I must have mixed up the samples, but its been confirmed:

    Both victims were pregnant. The first 6 weeks along, the second was harder to identify due to the damage, but probably only 4 weeks.

    Victim the first has shown light signs of bruising to the throat, but not enough to indicate actual choking. Although soffucation was clearly the cause of death.

    I should have the analysis of the glass shards from the phone booth for you soon.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:39 No.5452589
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    You're too late. I have the one witness to everything right here, and as soon as I hang up this phone I'm teaching her to swim with cinder bricks tied to her arms and legs.

    Y'all have a nice day now.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:42 No.5452624
    Correction: that clear substance is not glass, if it were, it would have shattered easily. It is a hard plastic, which he was breaking off, tearing it towards himself in an attempt to get to the girl, which is why it's on the outside of the booth.
    And "log" should have been "leg".
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:42 No.5452625
    Gentlemen, can't it be that all these clues are all just a trick to deceive you? Your universe is filled with mad planners whose plots span for millenia. Therefore, you must always have these suspects: Tzeentch, Eldrad and the Deceiver.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:42 No.5452633

    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:44 No.5452643
    Not to mention a host of Elder Gods, Old Ones, etc.
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)12:44 No.5452645
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    Fucking a, /tg/, why are you so awesome?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:44 No.5452651
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:45 No.5452661

    No good! We didn't have time!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:45 No.5452665
    The footprint was made by formal shoes. Those weren't tennis shoes or anything. Keep an eye out for someone sharply dressed.

    Contact the phone company and get a record of the calls made from this phone.


    You think that will stop us? I hunt fuckers like you for fun.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)12:45 No.5452668

    BOTH girls were pregnant?! Then this wasn't an attempt to discredit the general and diplomat! Letting them live would do far more damage politically than having them killed! I fear this may be much larger than a pair of murders, this is starting to reek of...

    A cover-up.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:46 No.5452674
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    Tracing...got it!

    My god...it's coming from.../x/
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)12:46 No.5452676

    I advise a voiceprint analysis as well as a triangulation of the signal.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:48 No.5452695
    Forensics! I need a time of death, straight away. The killer may have an acomplice.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:48 No.5452696
    /g/ might be re-routing the call through her phonelines.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:48 No.5452698

    With the final girl being killed as we speak, if we lose her, we lose our chances of finding out who is behind this.


    DAMN IT! Whats the nearest body of water? WHERE IS HE TAKING HER?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:48 No.5452702
    Guys, I can't find my wife and she's pregnant!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:48 No.5452703

    The perp rang us at NCIS directly, and addressed us as such. How did he even know we were assigned?

    He must have seen our vehicles near one of the sites. That means he's close to one or the other of them

    Do a search for public swimming pools, and if we're as close to the docks as I think we are we should increase patrols there immediately.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:49 No.5452709
    Dear lord, you mean... we may be dealing with the supernatural? What possible thing would kill under the threat of a cross-breed? Unless... forensics, sample these girls blood. Check if they are human or not.
    >> Strange skaven 08/14/09(Fri)12:50 No.5452718
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    Heh-heh! You never know who to trust in this universe. All your fellow inspectors may be secret worshippers of some chaos God. Perhaps everyone in the Imperium is secretly trying to get you to arrest an innocent.The only one you can trust are yourself, your Emperor, and me. Perhaps, for a "small reward", I might give you a little nudge into the right direction.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)12:50 No.5452720

    Don't worry. If it's supernatural, we got this. There's people you call for that sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:52 No.5452737
    Or... the killer has connections within NCIS. We may have a leak.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)12:52 No.5452738
    so... the shoddy coverup of the first murder, and the exaggerated violence of the second... they were BAITING US?
    >> Cliche Forensic Scientist 08/14/09(Fri)12:52 No.5452739

    The first girl was found at 2:39 PM on August 11th, and she must heave been dead for no less than 2 hours previous. Assume between 11:45 AM to 1 PM.

    The Second Girl was killed around 9:40 PM and found the night of August 13th, around 9:52 PM.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)12:54 No.5452758

    Indeed. The minute supernatural involvement is confirmed... Call the Ghostbusters.

    In the meantime, I want 2 units each to check out the /x/ and /g/ leads, and everyone else check out EVERY body of water nearby, including lakes, swimming pools and shorelines! I want this bastard in a holding cell by the end of the day!
    >> Cliche Forensic Scientist 08/14/09(Fri)12:54 No.5452761

    I'm working as fast as I can! After autopsy and all previous bloodwork, we have no reason to suspect they were anything but human. I can double check and look closer for more minute genetic differances, but that will take hours. Hours we don't have.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:55 No.5452768
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    My, my... see how they run...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:57 No.5452791
    Morning kill and an afternoon kill, 2 days between? Damn. The methods behind both kills seem oddly different, though. The firsy, not too messy but a sloppy cover up. The second, barbaric and no attempt at a cover up.

    The second's far more messy death may be due trying to snitch on the murdered, the first was obviously was fine with keeping her mouth shut about her pregnancy but the killer didn't want to take a chance.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)12:58 No.5452805

    Inspector! There is report of a fire alarm in the Student Athletics Building of the local college.

    That means that everyone in that building is rushing out of it as we speak.

    They have an Olympic-sized swimming pool...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)12:59 No.5452817
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    Everyone get in the van. Let's check it out.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:00 No.5452823
    Damn it. Well we can assume whatever the thing was, it could mate with humans and it was attracted to them. Did it kill merely due to the threat of being exposed, that it sacrificed it's children? Or would it's children themselves expose them?
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)13:00 No.5452835

    And now the killer moves to remove the final witness...
    >teaching her to swim
    Damnit we must be missing something... Wait, teaching her? Both the girls were nearing the end of school age weren't they? Check whether the 2 girls went to the same high school, I think I might have a hunch here...
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)13:01 No.5452843
    I've contacted the records bureau over at suptg... they're keeping a tracker on things even as we speak.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:02 No.5452848

    Or threatened to reveal him, so her killed her. Probably smothering, according to >>5452588 .

    The second girl found out and was going to reveal his murder, which would have inevitably revealed the pregnancies as well. He didn't use a pillow this time...

    How does the last girl fit in? Another pregnant young woman? A witness? A false lead to distract us?

    All of these attacks seem tailor made to get our attention in different ways. Why?
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)13:03 No.5452862

    And I think that hunch just confirmed! Put out an APB, converge on the local college! That bastard's going to be brought to justice!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/14/09(Fri)13:05 No.5452878

    I advise not reducing the search at other areas, however. If there is an "accomplice," it may be a distraction.

    Hell, there may actually be a fire there.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:06 No.5452895
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    Local SWAT is en route.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)13:07 No.5452900

    Good call Shas'o, I almost got too carried away there. Still, we should send someone to the local college swimming pool, it IS a feasible location given the murderer's phone message.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:09 No.5452921
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    Ground forces moving in on the Athletic Center as we speak.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:10 No.5452932
    You may not take the game too seriously.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:11 No.5452952
    I just lost the game.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:12 No.5452961
    If we find him, remember he has a hostage. Do not fire until she's in safety.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:13 No.5452963
    Ha ha!


    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)13:14 No.5452985
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    You may be right, but let's face the facts here. An accidental fire is unlikely, especially with the safety procedures in this day and age. No, if a fire would be started, it would be deliberately started to get everyone out of the building.

    There's a chance it could be a distraction method, but that's not a chance I'm willing to take. I will go there myself and make sure nothing's going on!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:16 No.5453003
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    DAMN IT!

    There's nothing here! The fire alarm was pulled, but there's NOTHING HERE!
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)13:16 No.5453011

    You're not going alone P.T.Y.H.H.S. I'm coming with you. If this bastard's there, he may be armed and dangerous, and I'm not going to have any more deaths on my watch!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:18 No.5453030
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    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)13:18 No.5453034
    No, inspector! It is too dangerous! You must search the remainin-

    What?! Empty?! Then that means I was right, it is a distraction! Inspector, come with me, we're going cruising! We must search all the local bridges and waterfronts, we might run into the killer!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:18 No.5453040
    FUCK. This either means he has a partner or... is there any body of water near the pool? Any?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:20 No.5453064

    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:23 No.5453102
    There's a jacuzzi in the building, but we already checked that.

    Hold on... there's no body of water on campus, but there is an Aquarium just off campus that has a deal with the local Biology department.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:25 No.5453126

    Check them, quickly, but I doubt you will find anything. He called us at NCIS, he wants the body to be found. The chlorine tanks aren't public enough.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)13:28 No.5453171

    The aquarium? It's public enough to fit the M.O. and... Ugh, that bastard would be sick enough to do something like that! P.T.Y.H.H.S., let's move! We may just be able to save her!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:28 No.5453175
    Damn it. Distraction locations, false phone traces... who is this guy?

    The first was a crime of passion, and the second sloppy. Why the sudden brilliance?

    Unless he is no longer working alone. Some person or group is now protecting him.

    But then, why the phone call? Why not stay under the radar?
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)13:29 No.5453183

    Yes, inspector! Let's do this! The car's already running, hop in, let's rock!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:30 No.5453191
    -the hole in the glass and the pieces on both sides of the door imply someone broke through it from the outside. Most likely to open the door that the female was holding.
    -There are too many blood stains for it to be a gunshot. They leave almost no blood from the entrance wound and (if piercing) large exit wounds, which would be localised in a single large blot. The multiple irregular blood splashes imply a struggle.
    -wounds to the abdominal cavity do not often cause such profuse bleeding, as internal bleeding occurs most often (the largest blood vessels are close to the spine). That means the stomach wound did not kill the victim. Her throat was cut.
    -There doesn't appear to be any blood on the receiver, which means she was already holding the phone when she was attacked. Not alot of criminals would risk attacking someone on the phone at the risk of a short response time (such as the dispatcher calling a squad car that luckily turned out to be just around the corner). There were other reasons for killing her.

    motive: Someone chased down a female headed for a phone booth, broke in and stabbed her several times, then made sure she was dead by slashing her throat. Likely she ran for the phone to call for help. But the act of cutting the throat implied the perp had to verify the victim was dead. That is rare in robberies.

    Conclusion: this is not a robbery, but likely an assassination.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:31 No.5453212
    We may just be able to do it... what's the distance between the aquarium and the pool and just how long ago did he pull the alarm?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:31 No.5453216
    Or a demon hunter.

    But which was it? The girl? Or whoever killed her?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:31 No.5453220
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    Wait, there's a school bus outside the Aquarium...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:32 No.5453229
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    >> P.S. WAAAGGHHH!!! 08/14/09(Fri)13:34 No.5453255
    Welcome to the World of Darkness, you're about to get raped.
    >> epic derail guys 08/14/09(Fri)13:35 No.5453261
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    you leave them to me
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:36 No.5453272
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    Only after playing CoD 2 and CoD 4 again in quick succession did I realise these two were related.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:36 No.5453281
    niggersniggersni ggersniggers niggersniggers
    http://www.ApeTalk.com/, Ape = Anon
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)13:37 No.5453286
    Whoever it is that's leading us on this not-so-merry chase, I'd say it's obvious based on the previous deaths that they're not operating solo. Keep on guard for possible ambush.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)13:37 No.5453294

    Now THAT fits this guy's M.O.! A large number of children to see his final victim, and plenty of human shields should we try to take him down... P.T.Y.H.H.S., gun it! We need to stop this bastard now!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)13:41 No.5453340

    Sir yes sir, inspector sir! We'll get this bastard if it's the last thing we do!

    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:47 No.5453426


    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:48 No.5453430

    SWAT has moved from the Athletic Center to surround the Aquarium. If he is in there, he won't be getting out.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)13:53 No.5453489

    It's not him we're concerned about so much as her. We might not know just why he is doing all this, but if she gets out alive and he doesn't, then that's a mystery I don't mind leaving unsolved. Her survival is priority, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)13:57 No.5453544
    Anything not done specifically to offend players is cool. We each have our limits and we leave them alone.

    Specifically, graphic descriptions of sex are not performed, rape is implied if it occurs, but not flat-out spoken of usually. We prefer for the heroes to be in the nick of time to PREVENT the rape of the virgin princess, not stop it midway or avenge it after its already done.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:02 No.5453607

    SWAT teams repositioning to search the hallways. We don't much time left.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)14:07 No.5453639
    Good idea, we -- wait a sec, how do you know how much time we have left? All we know is he has a hostage and has made threats - he has not said yet if he will kill her in a certain timeframe.
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)14:10 No.5453667

    Inspector-san! We're here! Grab your piece and let's go; we've got a life to save!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:13 No.5453680

    He said he would kill her as soon as he hung up the phone. If he left for the aquarium immediately after pulling the fire alarm, then he has already been inside for almost 10 minutes.

    He isn't interested in making demands, he just wants us to find the body. And if we don't stop him soon, that's exactly what is going to happen.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)14:16 No.5453708

    Right, right. In the chaos I lost track of things.

    Still, it keeps baffling me WHY all this was done...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:18 No.5453724
    Why? I'll tell you why.

    For teh lulz.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)14:20 No.5453737

    Then what's taking him so long? 10 minutes would be more than enough time to dump the girl into a tank and leave. Unless... unless we messed up his plans! If I'm right, the pool WAS his original target, but because of us, he changed plans and moved to the aquarium, thus meaning he hasn't had a chance to kill her yet! Any word from the SWAT teams inside the aquarium yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:20 No.5453740

    SWAT, your first priority is to find that girl, but get those damn kids out of there! I don't want them getting caught up in a firefight, and I certainly don't want it to be a 2nd grader who finds the body!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:23 No.5453772
    Cool: Anything in-character, however squeamish, except for that which is described in uncool.
    Uncool: Anything involving sexuality.

    Faggots ruin everything, seriously ...
    >> The Man who really killed everyone 08/14/09(Fri)14:23 No.5453776
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)14:24 No.5453783

    My current guess is that this is some kind of cover up regarding the pregnancies of the daughters of high ranking personnel. Until we get this girl back and bring this bastard to justice, however, we won't know for sure.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:25 No.5453793
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    I believe he misplaced the picture of the body.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:28 No.5453813

    Inspector, this is Team 01. No sign of the girl yet. We are trying to gain access to the service areas where a body would be most easily dumped into a tank.

    All encountered schoolchildren chaperons have been ordered to evacuate immediately.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:31 No.5453851
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    SWAT team 2 here! We found her! The Girl is in the area with the sea turtles! She doesn't appear to be moving, what should we do? Even if she is alive, there's no visible way to get to her in time without breaking the glass and flooding the hallway!
    >> Angry police chief 08/14/09(Fri)14:32 No.5453855
    Inspectors, I'm sick of your hung-ho ways, wanton violence and blatant disregard of police code. I'm taking you off the case!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)14:34 No.5453882
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    You can't do that! We have to get the perpetrator before he kills more innocents!
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)14:36 No.5453902

    Find a way to the service level FAST, and go in from the top... we haven't a second to spare. I'm contacting EMS, sending for an ambulance immediately.
    >> Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)14:38 No.5453921
    We could just cut through the maintenance area. With some bolt cutters and support i can get there in about 45 seconds. Just give me the orders sir.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:39 No.5453941
    Team 01, are you at the service level yet? We need that girl out now!
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)14:39 No.5453942
    if you think you need to wait for orders for something like that instead of just doing it, then get the hell out of my way, I'll do it myself!
    >> Angry police chief 08/14/09(Fri)14:40 No.5453948
    Fine, but I'm putting officer o' Grombleski with you. He'll watch over you and see if you don't step over the line!
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)14:41 No.5453968
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    No one breaks the law on my watch!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)14:43 No.5453985

    O'Grombleski? That heartless bastard? But he's-fine! I don't care! Let's go, o'Grombleski, we have to catch the murderer!

    <RADIO> Rogue Kitty-san, have any of the SWAT teams found anything that could tell us where the perp is?
    >> Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)14:43 No.5453987
    the main reason i asked for orders sir is because the access hatch to the turtles tank would require some... charges. They had to install tighter security in order to stop animal rights activists from breaking and stealing these animals. *click*

    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)14:48 No.5454063

    Nothing conclusive, though a few agent went up top for a better vantage point and


    Fuck! Fuck! Shots fired, shots fired! I'm by the animatronic exhibit in the east wing! I'm in pursu--GAAH! my leg!!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)14:52 No.5454107

    Kitty-san! Hold on, we'll be there as fast as we can! We're on our way right now! Get out of there, we can't let another life be lost to this bastard!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:53 No.5454111
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    >> Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)14:53 No.5454116
    well whoever the perp is, obviously got access to the turtles. So i suggest we do a check on any missing custodia- >*BLAM!* HOLY FIRED FUCK!

    the girl appears to be unconscious but SHIT! We need assistance.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)14:56 No.5454150

    Go on head and get him... I just got a grazing shot... slow me the hell down, but I'll live. He was headed for the History of the Sea exhibit - block off exits from that point!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)14:58 No.5454168
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    Team 2 is on route! Hang in there.
    >> Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)14:58 No.5454175
    Hang on. Help is on the way and here, hold the girl.
    *gives the girl*
    *loads gun and runs off towards the History of the Sea exhibit*
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:00 No.5454196

    Sir yes sir!

    Team 3, head to the History of the Sea exhibit. Block off the exits of that and all other exhibits nearby. If you see the perp, shoot to wound, but don't kill him.

    Now then, you fucker, I'm getting you myself!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:02 No.5454219
    Wait a second... I know exactly who did this.

    We've been looking in all the wrong spots. We've been looking at the victims, but not for patterns...

    Tell me, who posted the first victim? >>5451781 Look at his name...

    And here also,:>>545194. IN both cases...

    And again!>>5453851

    And shots fired? well look at the most recent string of posts... see who's missing?


    Two people are missing... but only one person had motive... and it is someone with in our OWN team!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:06 No.5454249
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    Swat 3 is in position. Ready to deploy flash bang on your mark, P.T.Y.H.H.S.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:07 No.5454267

    You don't mean... the Cliche Forensic Scientist!?
    >> Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)15:08 No.5454279
    What! you're saying that this is an inside job?

    Shit. Hang on i think i have LOS on the perp.


    FUCK! yes i see the perp and it's......
    oh my god....


    *is shot through the neck twice and once through the left eye.*

    *falls to the ground and manages to fire off oneshot that grazes the perp's ankle.*

    *Specialist James Lecointe. 1989-2009*
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)15:09 No.5454283
    Step on it, P.T.Y.H.H.S.! Right through the park!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:09 No.5454291
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    Yes! We've got him trapped! Deploy the flashbang. Oh, and team 3? When we get out of here, drinks are on me.
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)15:11 No.5454304
    Oh my God! Lepointe! Bastard saved my life twice! Now it's personal!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:12 No.5454312

    Shit! Swat 3 here, the Perp is one the move and has shot Lecointe. Still lacking visual identification of the perps identity.

    >> The Late Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)15:12 No.5454313
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    Throwing flash bang!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:14 No.5454333
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    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:14 No.5454335

    Still haven't figured it out?

    "Anonymous never forgive and never forgets", you know. You all laughed it off as a joke. I remember. But it wasn't. But I was not taking vengeance at these girls, no. I was taking my vengeance against YOU, team,

    >I believe he misplaced the picture of the body.

    >"Still, it keeps baffling me WHY all this was done..."
    >"Why? I'll tell you why. For teh lulz."


    >"We don't much time left."
    >"Good idea, we -- wait a sec, how do you know how much time we have left?..."

    Do you not see? I didn't want to kill the girlI but I didn want a chance to get the entire SWAT team on the cramped, easily floodable service level... And it seems the explosives to break the tank open that we never used...my goodness, why they're missing!

    Tell me, the late Specialist Lecointe... didn't you have a lot of friends on that team? Always out drinking with them on friday afternoons?... not anymore... ahahahAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Muahaha, MUAHAHAH!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:16 No.5454345

    No!! James! Shit, you were a good man...
    <closes his eyelids>
    Rest in peace, friend.

    Team 3, this is P.T.Y.H.H.S. Shoot to kill, I repeat, shoot to kill. We must avenge our fallen comrade!

    Let's see, Grombleski, this is the History of the Sea exhibit. If the perp is fleeing, he must be heading up to the roof and talking the alternate exit. Gromb, get to the west wing and get up to the roof - we've got to cut him off! I'll head up the east way.
    >> The Late Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)15:16 No.5454352
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    ever hear of a dead man switch?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:17 No.5454359
    Henri Lecointe, you cad. That was a high explosive pack with a timer set to 4 turns.
    >> Swat team 3 08/14/09(Fri)15:18 No.5454369
    Oh fuck.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)15:19 No.5454375

    Holy fuck... the P.A. system... fucker's gotten to the control booth... and he's TAUNTING us!!
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)15:20 No.5454381
    Fine! Let's get that bastard!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:22 No.5454395

    Impossible! The control booth is in the main wing! There's no way the perp could get there in less than a minute! He must have an accomplice! Team 2, catch him, now!

    God speed, o'Grombleski. Now, time to rock and roll. I sure hope this works.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:22 No.5454401
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    *crackle* We have a situation agents...I just got a report from the hospital...there was another girl, but she's still alive...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:23 No.5454404

    Get me? ahaha? get me? You don't even know who I am or what I can do! I am anonymous! Why, exactly, do you think neither team could figure out who was shooting at them? Do you fools think this name is for show, or something? Oh, and about that swat team...

    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)15:23 No.5454408
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    I 'av arrived at ze scene.

    Ver is de fraulein who needs me?
    >> The Late Specialist Lecointe 08/14/09(Fri)15:25 No.5454421
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    turn 4 is up
    >> sage Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:25 No.5454422
    not this shit again...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:25 No.5454423

    Get to team 01 immediately!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:25 No.5454425
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    Very good Neck Beard Investigation.
    You've seen trough my clever rouse to send you on a wild goose hunt. But see, by time you get here I will have already made my escape! Thus Gentlemen, I must bid you adieu for my ride is here.
    *The sound of a helicopter blares through the sound system*
    >> Swat team one 08/14/09(Fri)15:25 No.5454427
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    Shit! We need backup! there's some sort of massive water leak here! it's huge! we can't even cross the corridor here due to the pressure! No!
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)15:25 No.5454429
    Ugh... sadistic bastard... it's like this is all some... some sort of game to him...

    I'm closest to the main corridor... the control booth only has one exit, and I can see it from here... he's cornered.
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:26 No.5454437

    Really? I'm already here! I won't let you get away; clutch shots, motherfucker!
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)15:26 No.5454439
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    Checkmate, Anon. You're under arrest on 2 accounts of murder and 1 count of attempted murder. I told you I'd bring you in, didn't I?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:27 No.5454443
    Damn you, Anonymous! DAMN YOU! Lecointe saved my ass from that chaos lord back in the Northlands, he rescued me from that burning tower two years ago! I swore I'd pay him back, and now you ruined it! I was the best man at his wedding! He was going to retire in three days! Well fuck the regulations, fuck the boss, and most of all FUCK YOU! I won't forgive or forget either, Anonymous! I WILL NOT FOR-GIVEEEEE!
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)15:27 No.5454446

    Right away!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:28 No.5454455
    This is team 3, we have a situation here!
    All of the tanks and water valves are rigged with explosives, WERE ALL GOING TO DROWN DOWN HE-
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)15:29 No.5454466

    Do you still 'av ze girl? I thought she was with you!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:32 No.5454483
    /tg/ - can make an awesome, near incomprehensible plot, filled with twists and turns, muder and more, and solve it. All in an afternoon.

    You guys need to stop playing with yourselves.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)15:32 No.5454484
    fuckitall, this whole goddamned mission's going to hell ass-first! Who the fuck is this guy?

    ...oh shit, maybe it's not just one guy...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:32 No.5454487
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    Hahaha...You forget one thing, detective....
    do you have enough bullets in that gun for 5 men? For remember...




    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:33 No.5454501
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    This is Rick ... *gasp*
    From team 3 ... *gasp*
    tell my wife I lo-...
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:34 No.5454504

    It's a revolver, he has enough ammo for 6.

    So yeah, he can shoot all 5 of you and still have one left.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)15:37 No.5454540

    I don't need to, because you'll come along quietly. Your plan has been foiled, and the girl has been saved. Not even your attempt to kill off the SWAT teams will succeed. Did you know the service corridors at the aquarium have emergency pumps in case of a mass flood? They should be kicking in right about... now. Your "lulz" have been denied, Anonymous. Come along quietly, and I'll guarantee you'll live.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:38 No.5454548
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    Don't you die on me, dummkoph!

    Nurse, find ze girl and get her out of her!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:38 No.5454556
    >Thanks for your request.
    >It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    >This thread has been requested 2 times now.
    >> The General 08/14/09(Fri)15:40 No.5454571

    *bursts onto the scene*
    NO! Not after what he did to my daughter! I guarantee the bastards will hang for this! I swear it!
    >> Nurse 08/14/09(Fri)15:41 No.5454580
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    Yes, Herr Doctor!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:43 No.5454602
    Wrong place.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:47 No.5454637
    You forgot your one weakness, anonymous: everyone can become you, even your enemies! Now, you have a traitor amongst your ranks, but who is it?
    >> not anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:47 No.5454640
    I love you, /tg/, for real.

    Seriously, I don't think I've had this much fun with roleplaying in ages. Hell, I don't think we've had a thread as epic as this one in ages.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 08/14/09(Fri)15:48 No.5454657
    Thanks for patching-up the leg, babe. Was afraid I'd end up losing it.
    Hold back, General. Even we got the courts to answer to first. But with all this shit he's pulled, there's no way in hell he'll get off scot-free for it. Hell, I hear the prisoners in the jails themselves carry a special kinda hate for the assholes who hurt kids, so even behind bars he'll be getting his due dose of pain.
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)15:51 No.5454685
    I hope they rot! Damnit, Lecointe died way too early!
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:51 No.5454686

    Another job well done, methinks. Come, Kitty-san, drinks are on me. FUCK IT, DRINKS FOR EVERYONE! It's a shame we lost James and team three, though.
    >> Nurse 08/14/09(Fri)15:53 No.5454693

    I have moved ze girl to ze ambulance, Herr Doctor! She needs to go to hospital immediately!


    No problem.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:54 No.5454703
    ....Vegas here, Miami is for faggots with Shakespear names.
    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)15:55 No.5454714

    Yes, he was a good man... Team Three is fine though, the emergency pumps drained the service corridors, saving the drowning SWAT teams. I think the best thing we can do now is get this guy behind bars and let the medical teams do their job.
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)15:56 No.5454722
    You guys go ahead. I...gotta be alone for a while.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:58 No.5454732



    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)15:58 No.5454734
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    Oh, great! Good to hear it, more casualties were prevented.

    You did all you could, Grombl'. James was close to all of us. There's no use in dwelling over what you could have done. All we can do is look to the future. 's gonna be a bitch to explain to his family, though.
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)15:59 No.5454739
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    Do not worry about ze third team. I am there and they vill be fine.
    Another successful procedure!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)15:59 No.5454741
    Jesus Christ! The suspect has been shot!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:00 No.5454755
    This is Rick from Team 3, the drains saved our asses.
    I'll be going home to see my baby girl tonight.
    We lost Johnson though, but its ok. No one really like Johnson.
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)16:02 No.5454758
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    Actually, Herr P.T.Y.H.H.S., I have a colleague that might be able to help with zat.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:03 No.5454769
    someone needs to screen cap this thread
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)16:05 No.5454782
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    Do me a favor Rick. You go home tonight, and you love your wife, and for the rest of your life you do right by her, you understand? Before you take missions like this again, remember your wife. And remember James.


    He's dead and gone, medic. Nothing else to do, not even Huo Tua himself could help him.
    >> Angry chief 08/14/09(Fri)16:05 No.5454783
    You caused millions of dollars in property damages, blatantly disregarded all codes of conduct, NEARLY DROVE OVER A BABY and...solved the case. Good job, everyone.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:05 No.5454786

    Curses! and I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for you meddling law-enforcement types!


    I have one last surprise for you... I saved a bit of those explosives, for myself, just in case this happened. I care not for my own life...for we...

    (ripping open of coat to reveal explosives)
    >> Scrawl !!OAWrY1fJkRE 08/14/09(Fri)16:05 No.5454788
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)16:07 No.5454800
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    I assure you, she is very good.

    She isn't local, but if we take ze proper steps to preserve ze body, he vill be fine.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:09 No.5454814
    When does the next episode air? I want to be the villain :[
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:09 No.5454815
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    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)16:10 No.5454817
    No, medic, he's gone blew himself up for us.
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)16:11 No.5454829

    Oh... I see. Nevermind, zen. My bad.
    >> Not Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:12 No.5454833

    Shit, I know, it is pretty fun (although several people are doing it simultaneously). Hell, I seriously think I might make a serious effort to run a one-shot campaign sometime because of this thread.
    >> Officer o' Gromblski 08/14/09(Fri)16:12 No.5454834
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)16:12 No.5454835

    Season finale, unfortunately. And we might get pulled for another generic reality show. Such is life.
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)16:15 No.5454858
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    Unt I von't be here next season, I have to be in the sequel to Team Fortress. I've seen ze script, it should be really good! You should watch it!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:17 No.5454871
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    This whole thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:18 No.5454887
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    Mmmrpgh! Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph!

    Mmphf mf mphe?
    >> P.T.Y.H.H.S. !!fdT9I8ZycZ1 08/14/09(Fri)16:19 No.5454892

    Awwh, man! Fistbump me, medic, looks awesome. People with accents are always getting starring roles in good-looking shows. I wonder if I can get a role in CSI Miami.
    >> Reporter 08/14/09(Fri)16:19 No.5454905
    So... HOW many SWAT members did you lose to this guy?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)16:20 No.5454914

    Yes, but thanks for offering anyway.
    >> Medic 08/14/09(Fri)16:22 No.5454937
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    >> Inspector Ho 08/14/09(Fri)16:23 No.5454939

    One, but no-one liked him anyway.
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