I haven't seen one of these in a while so let's design a town /tg/.To start off we got a small cabin by a river.
>>54037215Add a bakery run by goblins.
>>54037215Farm+windmill below the cabin.
>>54037215Bridge over the river lies on the Nort of the Cabin. A road stretches from west to east over it.
You can't have a town without a blacksmith. Put one next to the river.
>>54037722Nice. Put a couple of houses underneath the west road.
>>54037736>>54037777Done and done.
>>54037842Can't have a town without something to eat. Add a farm.
>>54037842Houses. Not uh...horses.
>>54037777Shit I misread that as hourses not houses I'll add some houses as well.
There are several combination water and windmills along the river. The goblin population in town has brought a modicum of invention to this rustic locale.
>>54037736>>54037842Blacksmith should be far from everyone else in case of fire.
>>54037897Horses need a corral. There should be a pier on the river for river traffic.
>>54037911>>54037920>>54037943moved and added
>>54038036Damn forgot the file.
>>54038062Needs a market square, maybe next to the houses, and an Inn on the road for weary travelers.
Put a guard/militia house near the blacksmith.
What do the villagers even do for fun? Add an odeon or a tavern, whichever you think fits better.
>>54038217Put a big tree above the farm
where is the pub/brothel?
>>54038259There's an Inn near the main village traveler. Underneath the corral.
>>54038301Add a penis monster lurking in the corner.
>>54038301We need to have some sort of garbage disposal area. Far away from where people live, yet still accessible. Probably at the far end of the village, on the river, preferably downstream or at least downwind with whatever the prevailing winds are.
>>54038322There extended the map down a bit.
>>54038322Dumping it in the river was the traditional way. >>54038301Speaking of which, they might want a well, so they're not drinking the town upstreams's shit.
>>54038384A church with a cemetery on a hill would be nice.
>>54038301whats a village without a bit of organized religion? add a church.
I need a workshop to build my steam-driven contraptions
>>54038384A sinkhole opens up also there's a small lake.
>>54038395>>54038409>>54038413>>54038429All added might be something sneaking around in the cemetary
>>54038468>>54038475updated to add sinkhole
>>54038514Add a pier near the lake, for fishing and maybe trading.
>>54038514Maybe some dorfs, investigating the sink hole.
How about a stone circle? Something Stonehengey possibly from an ancient group of inhabitants
>>54038546>>54038514forgot the forgotten beast
>>54038575Now that my workshop has been completed, it's time to start my first project; the auto-tree-feller
>>54038575Two giant stone hands near the lake, pulling the shore apart.
>>54038575We need to begin the process of industrialization. Let's get an orphanage and an attached factory. Power it with the river. They'll process cotton and spin thread.
>>54038652I'll help! We can produce many of the machines in my workshop
>>54038618>>54038643You might need an auto-tree planter first. There aren't a whole lot of them on the map.
>>54038652>>54038666extended the Goblin mill so that the orphans can work and have a place to live
>>54038690Well we can use it against the beasties that come out of the sinkhole until then.I've had the idea in my head for a while, and happened to have the materials on hand.When you've got an idea like that kicking around in your head you've just gotta act on it.
>>54038712the pub goers found a militia to fight forgotten beasts.
>>54038731They can rally around the auto-tree-feller
>>54038731Need another pub next to the southern pier for the weary sailors. Maybe they could help with the fight. They have a ship, right?
>>54038815Local adventurers, hearing about the forgotten beast should come to help.
>>54038815Maybe a couple tall pointy elf houses next to the ruins. So they can archeology.
>>54038849I don't think we want elves moving in, maybe we should vote on it by the main square?
>>54038815added a light house
>>54038731more roads to connect to the rest of the buildings
>>54038815needs some slums. what's a village without the low rent district?
>>54038888Between the south pier and goblin mill? Should probably have shantys, lodging and mismanaged warehouses.
>>54038843>>54038849Elves have moved in and some cultists have showed up to worship the forgotten beast.
>>54038926So we have a three way or two way battle with Dwarves, a civilian militia and a forgotten beast and it's cult. Cool.
>>54038843Luckily some dwarf and human warriors, and a warlock showed up to combat the beast.
>>54038945If this was a quest the thread would have been deleted already.
>>54038984Time for more boring infrastructure, there ought to be more roads, and houses.Also, the horses could be used in a cavalry force.
>>54038984The cult grows and gets some good equipment.
>>54039050More roads and houses. and the cavalry has shown up to assist the militia. The elves also seem to have attracted some protesters
>>54038984No jail? No lords Manor? No local healer/witch hut for healing potions?The fuck kind of town you running
>>54039163A town that can survive alone.
>>54039128Where's the mayor, surely he wants to have a house and investigate this disturbance.And stables near the corral
>>54039163there a lords manor and a wtich living in the woods on the outskirts of town.
>>54039262Who's that lone druid living in the forest? Maybe he's a friend of the local elves?
>>54039262Knowing villages they probably think it's the witches fault any of this is happening. Send a shall militia and have them spook the witch.
>>54039262The Lord and his knights not sallying forth to slay the monster? What kind of fucking town are you running here?
>>54039311That's a witch.
>>54039262Have a fance around the noble's house. Can't have poor people around the lord's manor.
>>54039262No gypsies camped out on the town outskirts?The fuck kind of town you running here
>>54039347Isnt that pretty much the elves?>>54039358And I think the witch covers that.
>>54039328The lord is too busy instigating the elf protests to distract the town from the beast issue.
>>54039395Who's the purple fella with the elves?
>>54039395Challenge 'em to a drinking contest at yonder pub, the mayor won the last regional so he'll beat 'em.
>>54039459Thats the lord the other fellas are not elves they are protesters
>>54039481I know they are protesters, but the lord's protesting too? In the open?! What could happen if a dirty knife-ear shot him in the face right now?!?
>>54039395Seeing as the elves are hiding in their two towers, I believe a homage to 9/11 would be better for everyone. Start making a flying ship right by the Blacksmith!
>>54039534The lords young an naive and his warlock uncle is trying to take his seat, by getting him killed.
>>54039593We've got such a great town. Screw those douchebags in that other town across the opposite side of the lake! We're way better than them, and they look like dorks
>>54039593Is the uncle related to the warlock fighting the beast?Also, send a knight to see what's up in the graveyard.
>>54039593The warlock is a cutebold?
>>54039671Maybe, and it seems the knight awakened a few skeletons who were resting, and the cultests are setting up camp possible with more plans.
>>54039774Fuck.Can we call in the mayor's liege lord? We have a fell beast, skellingtons, commie knife ears, witches and warlocks, surely that's worth a bit of the duke's attention.
>>54039774Call the local priest to exorcize the skeletons, and have a small guard of knights protect him.Also, what happened with the witch?
>>54039850Seems a traveling entertainer has showed up, the witch seems to be doing something in the forrest can't be good, and a small scouting orc band has showed up near the elves.
>>54039915The Mayor needs to go to the village and sort the cultists out, the orc scum will clear out the elves and vice versa.
>>54039915Was about time! Quick, grab all our able-bodied civilians and start building an open showhouse near the pub!We're gonna earn MILLIONS!
ooh, look! a new mineral deposit!
a /tg/ mate wanted me to upload these in orderholy shit this is some high quality autism art
>>54040889Oooohhh fuckSend in the zerg militia right now. Flood them with all our soldiers before it's too long.
RiP town, you were brown while you existed.
>>54037215OP of Stankonian thread here. It's a pleasant surprise to see this thread.I would like to contribute, but I don't know if thread will survive for the moment when I will have a free time.
>>54044245I remember this
>>54044245Oh shit that's pretty cool.
>>54044245Poor bob, he came so far but in the end it didn't even matter.
>>54044550I don't think it was that bad for him.Even with FBI on his trail and some shady stuff he had to deal with, Bob is still the ruler of town. Mike is on the run, but it's not like he's able to do something to harm Bob.On the other hand as a result of Bob's policies, his flowers most likely got ruined by worsened ecology of Stankonia. He became the monster he was afraid of.
>>54044245Is that the tower of the Legendary Buttwizard?
>>54046022An enlightened and wise one indeed.
>>54044245The battleship and oil refinery (and probably a load of other things) are new to me, though I remember making a few parts
I'd do something, but creatively I'm fucking dead. Much like this town.
Bumping.Will add some stuff soon.
>>54040963Army of bugs swarmed for a while over the town, but then they suddenly disappeared into the abyss.Luckily, they didn't harm anyone except for the young liege, who was found with several stabbing wounds in the back. However, his damage was not fatal and he returned to protesting very soon.In other news, The Lord heard our prayers and came to us! He appeared in the north-east corner and started observing his loyal followers. Morality in town is higher than ever!
>>54049821One of the protesters made a tapestry that depicts the moment of attack on our young liege.That's one strange looking bug.
>>54049821Oh, great. Looks like no towers are going down though...Our church is too small to worship our Lord. Reform it to conform to the new demand of adoration space!
>>54049821Okay, things in this town are getting out of hand and we, the people, need to simplify. The quantity of potential soon in this neighborhood is too damn high! First and foremost is the forgotten beast threatening the town.I say we should send the Lord's warlock uncle to go parlay with the Witch. Either she can help shed some light on the forgotten beast and make it easier to kill, or she's up to no good and the Warlock will be able to see it better than anyone in town. Maybe the priest can appeal to God now that He's shown up, assuming he sticks around and stays tangible.The Elves and their new resources, we can give them an ultimatum: if they help us stop the forgotten beast, we grant them sovereignty and rights to mineral deposits, providing they give us preferential treatment on first trade. They refuse and we use their towers to plug up that sinkhole while the protesters get what they want.Also, we need an amphitheatre for the entertainer and any other acts that may come through town in the future to help keep morale high. Preferably one that can double as a proving ground for training and organizing the civilian militia.
>>54050439With some help from eparchy, our humble church was rebuild into full-blown cathedral in order to celebrate appearance of our Lord.Some of the precious relics were transported here.
>>54050439Spoken like a man of true faith.Come ye men of faith and vigor, of weak soul and need for companion, rejoice and pray for the lord of ours have returned to turn this town to the heaven on earth.Also mild displacement of the graveyard, but what are the dead gonna do about it? Be dead at us?
>>54050975That's a miracle! Second church appeared out of nowhere!
>>54051014What if... WE MERGE THE CHURCHES`?I mean, less space being used up.
>>54037215Add a massive phallic skyscraper in the middle of town run by the biggest dark elf pleasure company in town. Also, draw some idyllic suburbs.
>>54050934>>54050953>>54051014There is a Forgotten Beast of unknown intelligence and motives literally in the middle of town, a cult of its followers, a witch getting up to unknown ceremonies in the woods, a sinkhole to oblivion nearly in the middle of town, and you fools want to double down on cathedrals?Did you take your civics notes from Dwarf Fortress?! What the fuck kind of town are you running here?!
>>54051014>>54051055Another miracle, the two churches, in their splendid show of faith, merged together. Praise the lord.(Tried to emulate your style as good as I could, so you know, fix what you think needs fixing.)
>>54051288We're a very religious folk.There's always time for church.But if you'd like to see something changed, pick up mspain and go wild.
>>54050910>Also, we need an amphitheatre for the entertainer and any other acts that may come through town in the future to help keep morale high. Preferably one that can double as a proving ground for training and organizing the civilian militia.And so amphitheatre was built.Meanwhile, Uncle Warlock have began negotiating with witch.Also, people are praying hard to get rid of forgotten beast.>>54051304Thanks.>>54051288Do you have any proposals?
>>54051304Welp, we're all going to die but our souls are safe, I guess. Maybe that fancy church should pray up some paladins or crusaders to deal with that giant demonic presence on the church's FRONT LAWN.Or maybe the cultists have been using all this time to summon up the Forgotten Beast's old Forgotten Girlfriend. Unspeakable monsters from beyond time need love too, maybe?
>>54051342>But if you'd like to see something changed, pick up mspain and go wild.PC is busted rn, but I'm living where this is going so my interactions are limited to the role of "concerned outspoken citizen."And the peasantry is more concerned with welfare of their bodies more than souls. That witch is the biggest threat to the farmer's souls at the moment, but their afterlife is safe due to the thriving cathedral. Assuming they can avoid getting eaten on the way to mass. So the peasants want to enlist the witch to help, and may or may not burn her at the stake later for being a witch, once their fields and churches are safe.>>54051372Also nice appointment of the amphitheatre. Better for the Lord, our God, to hear our song and praise.
>>54051380>>54051372>>54051524Quick witted and crafty as medeival farmhands are they think up a ingenious idea, clog THE HOLE up. Well the hole is still there, but at least now nobody is gonna fall into it.Also a recently converted, ugly, priest begins converting the nearby cultists, 2 out of 3 cultists now agree that the demagogue is alright almighty being!
>>54051564You know what every good town needs?A guy who sits outside the pub and shouts about how the world is ending.
>>54051564>>54051380It seems like cultists reached for the legendary Mistress of Abyss. She is an ex-girlfriend of ominous Forgotten Beast.However, it seems like it was not a good idea to summon her, because now Mistress has argument with Beast.
>>54051745Forgot the pic.
>>54051564This increase in population would require an increase in housing. More floors and an apartment on the lake owned by a wealthy merchant who has come to capitalize on the new mineral resources.
>>54051564Awesome, that should curtail the Forgotten Beast's search for tail along with whatever the cultists are up to.Y'know, those goblins have gone unmolested for quite a while. I imagine between the farm, windmill and bakery, they should be having a thriving little subculture by now, and probably used a bit of nearby lumber to expand the lake pier. Plus built a few mudhuts or a rudimentary temple of their own, not bad to have some cultural and religious diversity. The cultists have begin recruiting from the goblins to shore up their dwindling numbers.Also, literally nothing has happened with the little cabin that started this whole town. Who lives there and what is their role in this so far?
>>54051760Now what could've summoned this argument?>>54051524>>54051635Noticing that the forgotten beast has esentially just been sitting around being mopey the cultists figure he's lonely and try to summon Forgotten beastina, a girlfriend.FAILING their several occult rolls (or so they think) and even bringing the wrong game snacks (tims allergic you guys!!!) instead causing the rise of a new beast, Tentculor the giant. The cultist resorts to desperate measures to please their new beast overlord. The FB is very uncomfortable right now. Tentculor agrees.
>>54051760>>54051822I enjoy both of these new Forgotten Beasts.I'm also laughing my ass off about three Forgotten Beasts literally in the middle of a town and not destroying ANYTHING due to being embroiled in a love triangle too awkward for any of them to get over it and start mauling. That's fucking hilarious to me.
>>54051943>>54051760Thinking quickly and with his nethers, the new bard rushes into action to save his town and maybe get the admiration of the new lady. Telling her that the witch called her fat.Surprisingly, since the replacement horse was put in his stead, theatre sales have risen by a whoopin 50%!
>>54051822>>54051817Meanwhile goblins have occupied right shore with their little mud hut settlement.I hope they will not pollute the lake.
>>54052055What is that strange thing in a window of cabin?
>>54052055It's getting cluttered in town, and that's why shacks were upgraded to a more urbanized houses.
>>54052119Why its the hermit founder of this town, finally waking up from his nap to find his once peacefull cabn in the woods now running a right freakshow.>>54052052>>54052423Luckily our new housing and goblin hooligans will fill out the ones lost from the FB being friendzoned.Tentculor and the cultists enjoy a nice cold one, now served for gigantic beasts.Also the zealotry of the ugly preist have moved the hearts of many and his flock grows.
>>54052119The original occupant of what became a town. Probably wondering what the fuck is happening on his front lawn.>>54052423Wow, we're getting some serious industry going on here! At this rate we'll need to open a new mine, and either the blacksmith needs to expand, or some enterprising and skilled worker will rise to meet the demand. And I'm sure investors are coming to look at the town, look at the east.>huge tracts of land!Why, there's enough room there for a mine, a new smithy, and some new town landmark that will bring the tourists. Like a fantasy Expo center or the amusement park that wizard of questionable morals was talking to the young Lord about last week before the 3rd party assassination attempt.
>>54052650Meanwhile orcish lumberjack settles in town. He seems okay. He just sleeps all night and works all day. And sometimes he hangs around in bars.
>>54052650Looks like the bard hit it off with the Mother of Abyss and they're... Headed towards the witch's hut. Presumably for help with the mechanics of the situation.
>>54052965Oh no, it seems the mother of abyss didn't take kindly to being called fat (well, in lie) and is now preparing to duke it out. The witch, far to wise for any of that, drinks her strongest potion before going into battle.
>>54053108The Forgotten Beast cannot handle the witch's strongest potions.
>>54053182>>54053108bullpocky, no one can defeat the mother of the abyss
>>54053108gonna brb, so anyone who wants to mess with this fight idea, you know, do that. Cause I'm not good enough.
>>54052965They are cute together.
>>54054139Fuck, my heart.That's 'dorable ma.
>>54053108While two girls have a cat-fight, Uncle Warlock is acting very suspicious.Oh Mighty Lord! He's got a knife!
>>54054632Oh no, and he's going for the purple nurple man!Fight purple nurple man, fight using your giant protest board!
>>54054808While shit goes down on the eastside, westside is as calm as ever. THANKS GOD!
>>54054953add a brothel near the pub thats next to the port.
>>54054139>MoA: I don't know, it's just so stressful being a single mother and the Abyss is a big responsibility to look after. I've been single for so long because men are so intimidated by me and the shoes of Abyss's father; I don't even feel attractive anymore, I've just gotten frustrated and don't know how to relax.>Bard: Honey... Listen...>>54054953Also, is there a cultist now awkwardly flirting with the blue robed dude outside the cathedral graveyard? This little town is getting cuter by the second.Also, however that giant catfight goes, I feel like a statue must eventually be erected somewhere in town to honor the event.
>>54054953Meanwhile, a drunk wizard accidentally brings his house to life, which then attacks the church
>>54044245this is /tg/ at its best
>>54056215Little did the house know that the church had gained some new powers of its own since it fused with Kame-church. The church responds to the attack with a vicious blow!
Absolutely need a place that sells foam fingers.
>>54058390There we go, goblins get modern.
Don't die yet, we've not even gotten halfway there!
>>54059049You guys suck at civil engineering
>>54061830Yes.You do it better.
>>54054139Small bump, I suppose.
>>54062982OP here and damn I want to do something with this concept in my current campaign, love what you guys have accomplished in my absents.
>>54061860>Waaaaaah waaaaaaaha you were mean to me>I know! I'll appeal to accomplishment
>>54063268>>54062982>>54054139Mistress of the Abyss and... So what's the bard's name? Ravindranath?Aloycius Cervantes Miguel Costa Alphonse de Ruiz?Smokey Joe?
>>54063750>Aloycius Cervantes Miguel Costa Alphonse de RuizAloycius for short.How about naming a town? I propose Hermit's Bay.
Bumping.Will contribute when I will get back from work.
>>54064128I always was thinking something like scum vollage. But then thats stealing it from something else. Thinking in relation to stankonia. But yeah maybe hermits bay works. >>54065721I can do it right now if anyone got any requests for my stupid brain.
>>54067224I feel like dorfs don't have anything to do. They used to research the Abyss, but then it got sealed.Maybe they got into fey mood and started to build some kind of mysterious construction with unknown purpose?
>>54067224Girls soon realised that they had a lot in common and so they've stopped fighting.Meanwhile, enduring fight between Young Liege and Uncle Warlock ended with Uncle fleeing into the unknown direction. Liege announced that there is a bounty for person who can find his treacherous Uncle.Where he might be?
>>54069157Expand the canvas size please.
>>54069157The feet above start to stink and gas the people in the area
>>54070195On the small island there is a mountain seemingly similiar to human erect penis.
>>54070195Wait no graveyard?Whats a traveling necromancer gotta do to have a bit of fun around here?
>>54070237Isn't it right next to cathedral?
>>54070270Thank your for the directions good fellow, now I know where to set up a necromancers shop...Its like a normal shop, but the main products are zombies, nightmares, and green ooze dumped in to the local river...
>>54070217>>54070237>>54070270>>54070297I mean, its not exactly a penis or even that mountaineous. But hey thats humans for you, if its upright and got two lumps on the bottom its their dick.Also the undead get bullied even more and relocated to the newfound expanse.
>>54070358A local gnome opens a dancing academy, secretly training revolutionaries in the forbidden art of dance fighting.
>>54070358Oh I forgot to mention, the sleepy orc lumberjack takes part of the festivities.
>>54067798>>54070358A group of dwarves occupied the island. They've started their mysterious project: a golden chicken. It is a mechanical fully articulated chicken made of gold with ruby-eye. It's not clear what purpose it holds, but maybe we'll see in the future.
>>54070640The Guild of Village Idiots, Beggars, and Mumbling Madmen is outraged by a lack of representation in Hermit's Bay, and sends someone to defend its interests.His name is Edmund. He likes rolling on hay, eating scabs, picking fistfights with waterfowl, and having long conversations with the toenail clippings of his left foot. He shall live on a small den built out of river sand and cabbage stalks, near the brothel.
>>54070640One bridge is not enough by now. Build a bigger stone one. Hire the dwarves from the island to do it
>>54070416You can tell by the way they use their walk, they're a revolutionary man.
>>54070640>A group of dwarves occupied the island. They've started their mysterious project: a golden chicken. It is a mechanical fully articulated chicken made of gold with ruby-eye. It's not clear what purpose it holds, but maybe we'll see in the future.Uh, they're dorfs. Clearly that's for fighting the elves, because those silly knife ears can't being themselves to attack an animal. Maybe Torvald was a bit drunk when he thought it up, but hey, we're going with it.
>>54070990On the other side of town there are demons feet and clothing matching in a opposite way angel
>>54070990Northern river way made swamps on the western side
>>54070990The ugly preist finally gets himself some protection from the weather.Also near the dock pub, death is getting rekt.
>>54071200High melanin monks invent hippity hops
>>54071200>>54071272Monastery needs disco balls.
>>54071200The war with the northerners rages on. The front is located to the north west, disconcertingly close to civilization.
>>54071416We need to build a wall
>>54071200>>54071146A swamp crawls like a ravaging sickness across the nortwestern land, the mosquitofolk rejoice.
>>54070746>>54071200In other news, local village fool named Edmund now got himself a sand castle to live in. Flag of The Guild of Village Idiots, Beggars, and Mumbling Madmen proudly flatters above it.
>>54071508>>54071468we need to pop the cork and build an elevator so we can send adventurers down into the deeps.
>>54071508>>54071121Now Lord has some company. It's not a very pleasant one, but at least it's someone equal.
>>54071684a half-orc prostitute's body gets jammed in the water wheel
>>54071838Diseases plague the city
>>54071891I mean they're already drinking swamp water.
>>54071684>>54071571Now Abyss is open for adventurers to enter. Dwarves built an elevator to transport brave souls into the heart of darkness.Mistress of the Abyss seems pleased with attention to her domain.
>>54071684Orckopter falls into two twin towers. Tinfoil hat can be heard saying aftermath "Ork fuel can't melt green beams"
>>54071995set up a building next to the abyss for item storage, quarantine of infected, and employment of undead as stewards of abyssal goods.Also hire the goblins out as pack mules for adventurers.
>>54070775Trough the extreme effort of the dwarven stonemasons, bridges are built across the most important parts of town. Thanks to the newfound movement across the river, the goblins are now modernised even more.
>>54072287Through extreme effort the people redirect the river slightly from swamps, make canals and get the oil from the swamps. At the cost of that northern housing and the horse ranch
>>54072125All the plans for the expidition down to the abyss is done m'lord. The goblins have been roused into service, a storage building built right next to the garbage dump/dead fish and the now religious dwarves have taken it upon themselves to be the ones to care for the infected, as the lord would want.
>>54072125Here we go.
>>54072552excellent, see if we can't bring back some good stuff.
>>54072627>>54072552Damn it. Now I don't know how to merge this.
>>54072627Oh dang thats good, I'mma gonna say lets remove my storage and use yours. Yours is 2 aesthetic.Also undead, SOON.
>>54072552>>54072627>>54072630>>54072662>>54072665Turns out placing the old storage house that near to the garbage dump was a bad idea, mold started growing. Luckily with the help of the skeletons from their graveyards and pubs, the abyssal expedition has already gotten a mysterious chest of goodies.
>>54072953Its on the list boyo.But whats the point, we're already invaded by NONHUMANS.EUGH
>>54072855Meanwhile goblins advanced in farming. Now they grow varied types of plants instead of just underground ones.
>>54073075The traveling necromancer utilizes his workforce to upgrade his tent in to a full fledged tower.No longer will he be the laughing stock of necromancer conventions.
>>54073178You got a picture with that statement or..If not what necromancer tent? I'm actually unsure
>>54073235Isn't the tent next to the graveyard a necromancers tent?I mean who else would set up a tent in a graveyard...
>>54073273Thats a shitty mouseleoum. But yeah I can see how you'd think that. Sure lets make a tower outa that.
wall to keep nonhumans out when?
>>54073273>>54073576Working on itMake Whatever-we-named-this-village great again!
Exploration into the abyss has begun.
>>54074235the skellingtons and gobbos build an outpost
>>54074328what is thatwhat the FUCK is that
>>54074364It's a THING, colloquially known as a glomp, it appears to be angry.
>>54074591Fuck off Glomp. This is our hole now.
>>54074591politely request that the mother of the abyss scold it into submission.
Occupants of the great hermits bay, rejoice, the good lord and our local lord has decreed that due to the rising hostilities with our neighbor northern country a great wall to be erected.No we wont kick out the nonhumans, they kinda outnumber us and rule our economy. Also it wont stop the mosquito men from coming over, they can fly.In other new, MORE NECROMANCERS and their tower.
>>54074838Make another bridge going to the other hald of the city from the island. Make it big so ships may pass through
>>54074838pay anyone who brings in a misquitoman proboscis a bit of gold.also someone offer the glomp a pint, man he looks cross.
>>54074838>caves>no adventurers/dwarfs/confused elvesFix this shit.
>>54075289It's unexplored, paint the change you want to see.
>>54075007>>54075123>>54075289I'm doing all of these.
>>54075007And lo, the dwarves proves their greatest virtue again and toils up a new great bridge. Sure a warship isnät going to be able to pass trough. But most commercial liners could probably pass.>>54075123And they went like lambs to the slaughter, as it turns out swamps are filled to the brim with gigantic crocodiles, being generally annoying and the fact that high level adventurers dont think its "up to their standards" to go there, the ones sent die.>>54075289And once again we can thank the dungeon catering service for their quick deliveries and good food, they brought a giant tankard of ale for the glomp, it seems pleased and thankful for the offering.
Needs a dude growing weed somewhere underground.
The horse rancher adds a single sheep to their staple.
>>54076510The horsepen looks kinda basic compared to everything else, can we get a higher resolution.
>>54076510Put a garden sized chess table thing in there where real people play the pieces and murder eachother
>>54075899Some more expeditions into the abyss reveal a large ruby eyed stone statue wielding a black sword with green magic running through it. The statue comes alive and attacks any who venture too close.
>>54076123The glomp is happy that his new friends aren't a bunch of nercs out to get his stash.>>54076573The rancher thinks her horses look different somehow, but can't quite place why.
>>54076733HEY GUYS said the party to one another LET'S VENTURE TOO CLOSE TO THAT STATUE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>54076733The glomp promises his eternal thanks to anyone who can retrieve his lost mary jone.
>>54076829>So a Witch, the Mistress of the Abyss, her new bard boyfriend, and Death itself walk into a lakeside pub.>Mistress of the Abyss says they wanted a good viewing spot for when a pyromancer hits the natural gas deposits within the hole.>Says it might not take long, mentions her pet Glompy she hopes is okay.>Meanwhile the Hermit of Hermit's Bay is starting to get pissed off and is thinking about going out there. He stretches and does some pushups.>The confused elves wish to repair their towers from the orkcopter incident and decide to plunder the Abyss instead of marring the cityscape by mining the nearby deposits. They send their best pyromancer to seek metals within.
The lordling, after the attempt at his life, begins to reevaluate his aesthetic choices for his home. Snazz.Also a totally not mimic treasure chest appears in the abyss.
>>54078377Gobbos should build a giant monument known as "The loss depiction">| ||>|| |_
>>54079389Well I got a reason to post this now.
>>54079489There is a secret door right behind the torch in the entry of Abyss. It leads to a hall with paintings that used to be a crypt of an old necromancer. Since his burial necromancer became a lich, but he got bored in his sealed crypt, so he started to paint pictures. Now he's not that evil anymore.
>>54079489So what happened to the mother of the abyss.
>>54082908She's right next to the Lumberjack's house together with witch, bard and lumberjack himself. It seems like they're still celebrating.Wouldn't she do something now that the Abyss is open for adventurers? She's got a responsibility, and I doubt that it's okay to leave this place for murderhobos. Who knows what will they do in her absence?
>>54079489we need to set up a mortar and bombard the swamps.
y'all niggas posting in a quest thread
Bumping.Any request for quick sketches similar to one of Mistress?
>>54084667This isn't Generic Slice of Life Romance Quest LXIV Season 3 Episode 8, thread #2. I don't see what the problem is.
>>54084619Our Liege has decided that the walls of Hermit's Bay are in need of strong weapon. And that's why the dwarves crafted glorious dragon mortar. It was placed on the Northern tower and it's already aimed at the swamp.Mosquito-folk are quite nervous.
>>54087654The Fool Edmund has been using his time in his sand castle for reflection. One day, when looking down from the parapets of Edmundborough Castle, he notices atwo suspicious figures in the ruins. He's sure one is Uncle Warlock, based on his characteristic limp. He Tries to warn the Young Lord, but does the Lord trust the word of a fool?Overfishing around Flacid Island seems to have incurred the wrath of the Sahuagin tribe that lives in the area. Hungry, they prepare an amphibious assault in an attempt to eat the golden chicken.In a stunning move, the villagers fall in love with a sport that is sweeping the land, found a team to participate, and build a stadium to house the games. They adopt the Forgotten Beast as their team's mascot.The Blacksmith, who also happens to be both a learned man of science and a hobby gardener, pops out of his smithery to as The Lord just how much longer her plans to trample his petunias.
>>54080862Eternal life isn't so fun when you gotta pain pictures to keep yourself sane.And as bellow as above, more roads.
>>54088073>Overfishing around Flacid Island seems to have incurred the wrath of the Sahuagin tribe that lives in the area. Hungry, they prepare an amphibious assault in an attempt to eat the golden chicken.But little did they know, that dwarves armed chicken with laser shooting eyes. Will it stand against the horde of hungry aborigines?>The Blacksmith, who also happens to be both a learned man of science and a hobby gardener, pops out of his smithery to as The Lord just how much longer her plans to trample his petunias.Lord apologises and creates a flowerbed of indestructible petunias as a replacement for ruined ones. Petals of these flowers seem to be harder than steel.
Might we finally see what the witch has been summoning these past 4 days?I mean the devil is literally across the river, so it must be something worth.
>>54086132Goblins and skellies hauling abyssal loot
>>54087654Feeling pressured from society to accept the social norms of not murdering for food, the mosquito men seek to improve relations with the locals. Starting a bloodbank. Free cookies and coffee for every donation.
>>54089347The tower necromancer sends his weaponed zombie workforce to steal the under-necromancers artwork
>>54089347>>54089384the under necromancer files a formal protest with city hall.The Tower necromancer must pay a fine of 70 skellington workers or be evicted from his tower.
>>54089347make the local mafia throwing a body off the bridge after a bad drug deal in one of the pubs that resulted in a high speed car chase and a gunfight scene.
>>54089053Here it is.
>>54089627nice.how about some skellymen gambling with adventurers.
>>54089477Do we even have a city hall?
>>54089715Delivered.>>54090753There is a lord's manor. Does it count?
>>54089347It turns out that bugs that infested town occupied the Abyss. How are we gonna root the Hive out?
>>54091308Flamethrowers, A couple bombs too, But mostly Flamethrowers
>>54089384>>54089477As it turns out, zombies aren't the best dungeon theives, especially if there's a stone wall in the way. The necromancer goes to complain, as it turns out theres no law to prevent compeeting necromancers to paint instead of summoning skellies. Also the lord doesn't know where to buy skeletons legaly.
>>54091308Pick the dank cush and throw it into the lava, the bugs can't infest anything if they're high as a kite.
>>54091536>>54091724Squad of orcs with flamethrowers infiltrated entry of Hive-infested part of Abyss with bypassing the statue. Bugs were quickly burned, no orc was seriously injured.However, the next room contains a fire worm blocking the hall. It doesn't look like brute force will be effective.
>>54091846get the dwarves to set up some pumps and flood the area with water.have orks on standby with flamers and shotguns
>>54091846WATER! SUMMON A WATER ELEMENTAL! preferably thicc cause waifuism
>>54091724According to the Dungeoneering acceptance act of 02 all dungeon parts must be accessible by undead, dwarfs and gnomes, or face immediate demolition. Also all ceilings must be high enough to comfortable accommodate elfs, orcs, and trolls.The undead organize a protest
>>54091980Well luckily this is the dark abyss, not an official dungeon.I'm pretty sure most of the things down there are just illusions to fuck with you.
>>54092002Are you saying you have an ILLEGAL unlicensed dungeon down there buddy?Have you even payed your dungeon loot taxes this quarter?The Lord of this land sends IRS agents to investigate the legitimacy of this "dark abyss"
>>54092038iTS A DARK ABYSS IT TOTALLY DIFFERENT REEEE
>>54092259Look, look buddy, I get you. Get a petition together, get a few thousand signatures, pay the listing fee with the council of elders, wait a few days and we'll consider reclassification if you have all the proper paperwork, until then, your little dungeon is closed pending an IRS investigation in to loot tax evasion
>>54091846>>54091899Dwarves have flooded part of dungeon. Fire bug suffocated, his remains were thrown into lava.Expedition have found deactivated portal with empty socket in it's keystone. There was also a staircase to the upper level, where jewel was kept behind 7 walls of extremely durable black material. There is a series of tiny holes in them.
>>54092474Use the remaining water to summon a water elemental.
>>54092474employ a rat to acquire the gem.
>>54092310I knew it was a mistake to hire those mosquito men to become the new irs.They're bleeding us normal people dry!
>>54092474>>54092489With the help of cultists, expedition summoned water elemental out of remaining water. His name is Quentin. He likes dark enclosed spaces.Quentin acquired jewel and it was put in the socket. Portal is open now.Quentin said that he liked upper level room, so he asked to leave him there.I'm going to sleep. Feel free to handle exploration of the Abyss.
>>54089607As a body floats up and gets stuck in a grate the two current gangs, the gentleman club and the elven cookiemakers, start arguing who is the biggest bad who did this, Ending in a duel between the two gang leaders, a firefight between seemed like a waste of carts. Who will win this terrifying show of might?Meanwhile the IRS mosquitomen devision move in to suck the dungeon owners dry inspect the legitimacy of the abyss as a dungeon.
>>54093013In other news, a paladin has attempted to charge through the underground portal, and map out where he turned up
>>54093103And that would be?Keep those suggestions rolling in.
>>54093319well, it is coated in huge crystals! which turn out to be quartz, there is an unusual door ahead though...
>>54093319from the looks of things it is very far down, and quite warm too, after scouting the cave, roughly the area of the cathedral, he attempts to open the door, up it won't move, at all.
>>54093319after a while of doing everything he could to get the door open, the paladin realised his mistake, it was locked, and he had no way to get in, so he returned back through the portal, gave the dwarves and elves the map, and immediately went to the cathedral.
>>54093436>>54093538>>54093827>Being the bravest of them all, the paladin strode forward, his very being radiating resolve and bravery to walk into the portal. The 3 strong orcs and Quentin the water elemental followed into the swirling portal.> Minutes became hours and suddenly, screaming and wailing, laughter echoing trough the the abyssal halls the lone paladin comes running, plate maile glowing red hot, alone.>Climbing up the very shaft he then placed himself on the doorstep of the church, begging for forgiveness to whatever true power there is for salvation, though the men of the church beg him to come inside he is planted on its doorstep. Next to a broken man, a broken hammer.>What the educated can try to make out from his mad rambles describe a dark, smoke filled hall of hate and evil, 3 figures, two familiar, one not in pure crystal carved out and that damnable portal of antediluvian evil.>And the most disconcerting thing, His prayers for salvation to an alien being, the end and the terrible number that causes it...>350The townsfolk, though pious and humble, are all beginning to worry, is their lord not enough, what if the madman is right? Such ideas are starting to get even the warlocks and witches into unrest.
>>54072418Someone finally gets too it to block off the swamp, generally purifying the waters and locking off the nastier critters from the town.Even the mosquito men are happier for it, water is nice and viscous for their babies.
>>54071468I absolutely expected a /tg/ or 4chan flag right there
>>54096440>>54088073>After some time, Young Liege has decided, that he should follow advice of Edmund and check the stone circle.>Guards found Uncle Warlock there accompanied by other robed figures. Uncle flew immediately and guards chased him. Warlock ran to the Abyss and went right through the portal.>When he appeared at the chthonic hall, he prayed out of desperation of being cornered. Guards saw black walls of Abyss reaching to Uncle in response to his pleading. Enclosed in the impenetrable blackness, he was slowly devoured by it.>Shocked guards later told that it was almost like the Abyss was alive. Interrogated cultists that were accompanying Warlock confessed, that he was obsessed with Abyss for the last few days and planned to use it somehow in his lust for power.>Something tells that Uncle Warlock will show himself sooner or later, but no one knows what to expect from him. Cultist weren't even sure if he will be the same person.Nevertheless, Edmund was awarded with a huge sum of money. He spent part of this sum to upgrade his sand castle and the rest of it was buried behind his home.
This was a good thread.The next time some faggot tries to say these things belong on /qst/, remind them of this thread.
>>54099092Elves tired of living in their nomadic houses, they've decided to grow the Great Tree to settle in it. They planted the seeds and made a ritual for growing, and in matter of hours the Great Tree has risen. Elves have built a tree-house and moved in.Protesters are a bit confused. They continued to protest near the wigwams because of their developed habit.
>>54100060The flacid mountain on island starts slightly to pour lava from the tip
>>54100060Population of skeletons in Hermit's Bay drawn attention of Necropolis. They've built an embassy in order to protect skeleton's rights and improve their living conditions.Necromancers are not very happy with it.
>>54100595The Church seals the portal and guards it with the finest paladins and warriors of the church. Aldo someone asks mother of the abyss what the fugg is behind it.
>>54100737>>54100595Mistress of Abyss was asked about mysterious portal. She said that the whole purpose of Abyss was to seal a dangerous being of unknown origin. She doesn't know a lot about prisoner of Abyss, but she noted that his escape can mark the end of this world. Prisoner became one with the Abyss and the only thing that can set him free is destruction of seal on portal.Jewel from entrance portal's keystone was dismantled and put into safe place in the cathedral. Lord's finest champion was chosen as a guardian of portal.Meanwhile dwarves decided to strike the earth and build a fortress underneath the Hermit's Bay.I feel like there is still some place to fill on this map, but we already reached bump limit. Should we continue in new thread?
Anyway, I guess I'll just post a GIF before this thread falls into obscurity. I'll update it if there will be new additions.
>>54101283Improved it a little bit.
Good thread, was fun while it lasted.
And so, like the last thread. I immortalized it.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/54037215/
That was a fun ride.