>>53104859I'd fuck the heresy away.
>>53104859Didn't /tg/ make a guard legion obsessed with teeth?>>53105698Slaaneshi is pleased.
I don't get what you're asking.
>>53109647It's just a Rancefag being a fag. Disregard, and post more Cultist-chan.
>>53104859Ripoff of Gorillaz
Spoilered because reasons.
For those of you suffering from crippling newheresy.
>>53110116>Filename says get the blaster>Bolt pistol in the image
>>53110158There's something about an Ultra having a 9-5 day job and an unsatisfied wife that makes me laugh.
>>53110129Gotta wonder why Khorne looks like a brass samurai.
>>53110116You spelt Beltayn wrong.
>>53110143Sometimes you need both.
>>53110169The plot...soupens? I may have this one out of order.
>>53110196Still my favorite strip, but it lost me at mayo. That shit's disgusting.
>>53110205Last of the 'canon' from Mr. Culexus to my knowledge, though I have some 'side' stories to post.
>>53110225Not by Mr. C, but a neat side strip.
>this threadYesh, whee neehded dis. Dis was lon' overduh.
>>53110129The like khorne line always gets me to smile.
And now I wonder. Did the recent canonical events made pic related a reality ?
>>53110479Nah. She'll always be our bumbling cultist.
Here's the creator's DA page, there's some more of her on there: mr-culexus.deviantart.com
>>53110482Took me a while to notice Sans' hotdog stand there.
>>53110761Dude in the back bout to unzip his dick
>>53111494Found the newfag.
>>53111494Summer comes sooner every year>smug anume girl.png
>>53111494You fucked up.
>>53111991>thug life and chaos are spelled correctlydisgusting
>>53112008It's obviously a cross and then "hug life"
>>53111699>>53111953>>53111991>Calls someone out for not knowing a meme>That's not even the fucking memeIt's *Unzips dick* you fucking newfags.I bet you also think anyone who admits to being a girl should "tits or gtfo"
>>53112058Bet on this*Undicks zip*
>>53112058Since we had (and still have ?!) an entire thread full of mysoginistic shit on this board, this wouldn't even surprise me.
>>53112140That's not a nice thing to say about /tgg/.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/792g5z8p0fgth82/Cultist-chan.zipOver 550 Cultist pictures. I'd post them myself, but I have work in half an hour.
>>53112214Thank you, Anon!
>>53104859>you will never have a girl with sharp teeth and a long, prehensile tongue.Life is suffering.At least we have Cultist and Skarpne
>>53112686>SkarpneCall me a newfag, but who?
>>53112734The best Western smut you've never heard of.
>>53112757>C O C K>not MEGA MILKWell anon?
>>53112820The dude's mexican, give him some slack. They can't all be GreenMarine
Guys, what is Cultist-chan's accent supposed to be anyway? I've read it as slightly Scottish or Irish, but I'm not sure. please help
>>53112989>what is Cultist-chan's accent supposed to be anyway?"Fucked-up teeth"
>>53112058>variations on memes are impossible!>how dare you still understand what was meant, and call out anon for not realizing!
>>53112214I love you Collector - some of what's been shared here has been from one of your dumps.
>>53112989Whatever the hell the chaos cultists in DoW speak. Her accent is supposed to be a phonetic representation of their voices. "Hwee caapthooor eeet foor Kayooos!" and so on.
>>53112757Any chance of a dump on /aco/?
>>53112686Technically most people have a prehensile tongue. You need one to talk.
>>53113161>Called out on fucking up>Damage control by saying "It's the spirit of the joke that I was being literal about"Pick one or the other fag.
>>53114564Don't think they do scat
>>53114564It happens often enough. I'll pledge to his Patreon once this month is over
>>53113022I always thought it was mimicking the way cultists talked in DoW.
>>53104859I don't get the accent. I'm not sure what it's supposed to sound like. Any references to look to?
This thread still here?
>>53117620>>53112989Using this as an example>>53116228Hyour eHmperor ess faeeKHard H into your, Lisp on "Emperor" so it's EHMPeror Is turns to Es, elongated, EHS, Fake turns to FaYke with the HStewie griffin Cool Hwhip is the noise you're looking for.There is not accent, she has broke as fuck teeth. You can picture it, she probably has a giddy gravely slightly high pitched voice. Angelica from rugrats comes to mind, with a massive lisp from Broke as fuck teeth.
>>53117620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrtFazaS7gliterally this but with a female voice
Itsu datte itsu datte.
>>53113179this badge is awesome
>>53110158Oh man, the sheer disdain on his face in the fourth panel. I can FEEL it through the screen, by the Emperor.
>>53113179Is that a fucking magpie? Freakin' beautiful that is.>>53115909It's always fun spotting the newfags by how salty and shitty they get over nothing.
>>53110116>Doesn't always have a bolt pistol on his belt in case of HeresyYou encourage the spread of Chaos by lacking in vigilance! *BLAM*
>>53110534>that picI hate that artist but I love his art. I think fun and laughter gives him headaches
>>53124331Either Wakfu or Dofus.
>>53124803all writers, musicians, artists, engineers, and creative people are shit. myself included. its best to never get to know them, and just appreciate what they do from a distance.
>>53113179terabytes and growing. I have archived many things, from the dawn of warhammer wednesdays and before the 4chan. I dont understand the compulsion. I just obey it. The moments were too much magic to loose.
>>53124803It is sad how sometimes an artist can do amazing work, but you just hate what they end up drawing. Or the person behind the art ends up being an ass.
>>53126997One of these days, you need to dump some of your stuff from warhammer wednesdays
>>53128056Man, /m/ was so glad to see us leave.
bumptwo hours until I get off work. Don't let this thread die!
>>53132284>nurse_verity_by_zscribe.jpgWell, THAT'S a blast from the past.
>>53112686Having shark teeth isn't all that great. Makes blowjobs a lot harder.
>>53104859Worst girl. -40,000/10
>>53133885Thats what ring gags are for.
>>53133885And good luck not ending up with a shredded tongue if you happen to kiss.
>>53121586>septispike>septiShouldn't that be octospike?
Okay, i'm not a newfag, but I never played 40K (got friends who did). I always liked Mr.C's comics about Cultist-Chan and how she's personified in these comics was....cute. But where is this from? What game?
>>53134662She's a fan-made character based off of the cultists in Dawn of War.>>53116431>>53117743
>>53134662From 1d4chan :>Back when a particular drawfag was first taking requests (around 2007 or 2008), one anon, under the impression that he only did Warhammer 40k artwork attempted to trick him into drawing Vampire: The Masquerade artwork by requesting a “cute female cultist feeding waffles to a 3 headed chaos spawn”. The anon figured this would be close enough to the image he had in mind of a female tzimisce feeding waffles to a vozdt. The Vampire loving anon was satisfied and a handful more found themselves enamored with the purple haired, jaggedy-toothed gobshite, in spite of (or perhaps because of) her hideous speech impediment which mimicked the worthless cultist units from Dawn of Bald, an idea stolen from “Da Real World 40k”.>According to a recent post in a /tg/ thread, her creator said: "After the first one which was just the request, I did another scribble of a 40k slumber party. And one anon asked why the "cute cultist" wasn't at it. SO I drew the one with her at the telephone by way of explanation. This seemed to get her the sympathy vote, demand went up and soon Liebowitz was writing HS40K. He at one stage, refused to write the next chapter until I made art to go with it, and then a cycle began."Also : I should make a cultist-chan miniature, one day.
>>53134796>>53134839OH, it's an RTS game. ok. out of my loop. thanks for the explanations. I'll look up hs40k
>>53134662Dawn Of War 1 AKA the second great newfag entry into 40k. Virtually all 40k memes and content came from it. The first was when they started aggressively pushing it at the release of 3e.
>>53114564There's almost always a skarp thread on either /aco/ or trash anon.
Someone post Dranon the Cunt Destroyer.
Great to see that Cultist-chan isn't forgotten yet. Makes me think of all the good times I've had on /tg/, even if I'm far more of a newfag.
>>53110071This thread requires more cuddles
>>53122088>>53127762>>53104859>>53109473>>53109721>>53109740>>53109755>>53109811>>53109943>>53110071Truly there is only one way to deal with such heresy...
>>53110071Cuddles is what is best
>>53116228A cute. A CUTE!
>>53122088Well, the lore has it even the lowliest cultist can become Demon Prince should they truly prove themselves.
>>53134637The 8th prong is the handle
>>53124331Frida Mofette Known as captain crazytits. Shamefully underpresentened in smut
>>53110534>>53124803God, the fucking edge.He's very talented, but man I hate that guy so much.
>>53112058*Zips a dick*
>>53110534What always bugged me about this guy was that he bitched about "Mary Sues" but had his uber-edgelord cultists cutting down Space Marines like it was nothing.Then there was the guro fetish but that's neither here nor there.
>>53110482'The SHIT ANIME?''S-shit...''SHIT ANIME!""SHIT GAME!!""SHIT ANIME!!""SHIT GAME!!"
>>53141180>SHIT ANIME?But it's french...
>>53141634Shh, just let him have this.
>>53141634>Implying French anime does not existhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jBaVI4-a5Y
>>53134962>AKA the second great newfag entry into 40k.Ah, yes, the Newfaggenning. It is still talked about in hushed whispers.
>>53140744thanks.I had thought she was some kind of avatar fan character.
>>53143009Then by that claim Avatar is also considered Anime.
>>53143452I've stopped having pretensions about that since I started playing with a group of people that includes a couple of guys who started playing in Ye Olde Rogue Trader Tymes. And they have a lot of their models from over the years. One of them has like, 10 armies? And big ones, too. We are all Newfags compared to him and he's not even remotely a dick about it. He also paints really well, as good as a lot of people who sell shit on E-bay. Truly he is the Alpha 40K hobby dude.
>>53145532I'm guessing you don't know much about "Once Upon a Time... Space" then, (aka part 2 of one of the best educational franchises ever created).It was a French-Japanese joint production, lots of art and animation done in Japan, while the writing and editing (and music) was done in France.I don't think Avatar had anything done in Japan.But if it was co-produced by Japan, then yes it would be anime.
>>53104859Nope, sorry, I'm not British.
>>53146514Did you draw that anon? Hella nice.
>>53146514>nagaSo tell us about your inanimate TF fetish, anon.
>>53109740Why? Why shame on me?
>>53148027It makes me rock hard.
Blue is cuter.
>>53148949He's German you fuck.
>>53151375And Germans can't appreciate a good joke at the British's expense because?
I'm so fucking old.
>>53151351Hips for fucking days
>>53104859Same teeth...Same... show.
>>53124803But what do you expect of Russians?
>>53151475>Germans can't appreciate a goodNo.Famously, no.
>>53151351>Xeno, but with orks instead of necronsBlue will never not be a lame imitation of a more popular original character.
Can we just take a moment to apreciate how terrifying it is to hear Tzeench say the words "or something?"
>>53156768Yer a grot ifya think that.
>>53157178The "I have no regrets" at the end always gets me.
>>53140360The codex Descartes leaves no room for doubt.
>>53141059>>53140924>>53110534>>53124803He's has always been a /pol/tard, as well as being heavily biaised towards his favorite faction (if you haven't guessed, it's chaos).But damn me if he isn't talented as well.
>>53157477>curvy earth caste girl adopted by another factionPeople don't even try to defend the Scraplootas as being the original idea, anymore - it's all just, "nuh uh, mai waifu's better than your waifu!"
>>53160569That don't look like a woman's face, anon.
>>53160608Then I feel sorry for your western countries.Because here it would be considered a rather cute face, definitely belonging to woman.
>>53110079Is she laying an egg?
>>53160569Has no style
>>53160790That was 10 years ago, dunno about her current looks.
>>53160569eh ? I though we were talking about Torture Device, here.
>>53160805I suppose, but she also has no grace
>>53158821It gets me every time.
>>53160895Yes, Torture Device (previously DeathWisher) is actually a girl.http://lurkmore.to/Deathwisher
>>53160741Hwee are haaaching eet fhor kaos!
>>53160965Lurked a bit more and found this. Well, thank you, I guess Im learning something new everyday.
>>53160898This drawfag has a funny face.
>>53160021This thread is absolutely heretical.
>>53145600Only relation to Japan I can find is two special episodes, which seem to have a different style from the rest. Everything else is done in France.
>>53162398If you want to research it deeply, you may go ahead and buy https://www.amazon.com/Anime-Encyclopedia-Japanese-Animation-Expanded/dp/1933330104 and then flip to page 465.Or you know, visit the animation studio's website.https://eiken-anime.jp/works/detail?work_id=24That being said, I'm curious as to where you found info claiming only 2 episodes were from Japan, I get the feeling it might have gotten mixed in with something else.
There will be more this year, anon.
>>53133885Neat. Teeth come out all sorts of ways.
>>53162826I want to habeeb.
>>53160127Is it weird that the shit about the chainknife bothers me the most? I get Cultist-chan is known more for carrying a banner than actual weapons, but going on about a chainknife doesn't seem all that convincing of martial prowess.
>no shitty 40K fangame starring cultist-chanwhy even live?
>>53163789I would a dating sim with all the 40k waifus.
>>53163789You know what happened to that guy who tried to reveal the truth about the Squats?That's what would happen, that's why.
>>53163789It's totally possible if it was something simple, like something made in RPGmaker. It wouldn't be too hard to get people on /tg/ ti help with it as well.
>>53163973>recruitable party members are all women that serve one of the chaos gods, with Cultist representing undivided>multiple story paths, with the final battle of each one being a hardcore fight against a big name like Big E or Gork'n'Mork
>>53151375>Prince-George.jpgThat is a Picture of the British Hugh Laurie playing the part of the British Prince Regent George IV.He not just British, he DOUBLE British you dumb fuck.
>>53166418>British Prince Regent George IV.>George IV>BritishYou thick cunt
Who threw this water at my face?
>>53134265>...ahctually, hwee worship MalalHuh, now she makes perfect sense.....DOWN WITH THE ARMLESS FAILURE!!!!! CULTIST-CHAN FOR WARMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THODAY, HWEE KILLED DISS FROG FOHR KAY-HOSS !
>>53170050Wtf?! I thought /tg/ and /pol/ were allies.
>>53170313they are in my heart
>can't find my "hwee liek porn" imageFug
>>53170346same>>53170050>>53170456THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH MAY ETERNAL LIE
>>53170050ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>>53170313>/d/lite friends with /pol/get out and stay gone
>>53166516>You thick cuntBritish>1. Of Britain (meaning the British Isles)>2. Of the United Kingdom.>George IV OF THE UNITED KINGDOM>Born 12 August 1762>St James's Palace, London>KING OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
>>53157178chaos feels, I'm never prepared
>>53165449>>recruitable party members are all women that serve one of the chaos godswhat would each of them be like?
>>53109694how did cultist-chan get so fatdid she eat her
>>53173047how cultest got pragnet
>>53170313/pol/ are not welcome here
>>53173047This is a particularly vile fetish known as 'fem-preg'.It's a corruption of the popular 'M-preg' fetish wherein men become pregnant, but fem-preg degenerates have distorted this into *women* becoming pregnant.The very idea!
>>53173116Naw, I think sister-chan just bought her a lot of ice cream and nice food, and then cultist-chan had Lunch With Sister.
>>53172949the slaaneshi should be thicc chick who partakes in cannibalism and other general gluttony
>>53140324Who is this?
>>53173875An OC of the artist who made Cultist Chan, IIRC. Anon basically looked at all the random tables in Dark Heresy to see what was the most unusual mutant he could get with one roll.
>>53110020Holy shit. I did that years ago. I can't believe it's still floating around!
>>53173875>>53174280found the link to the original artworkhttp://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/art/The-case-against-random-rolls-100148733
>>53172949Khorne-chan would be a tall musclegirl with a melta replacing her left hand and a chainsword replacing her right
>>53109694>>53173047Source of original, in-modified image.
>>53174672I find it interesting how in that her fantasy counterpart is some sort of Tzeentchian cultist, but in later attempts people seemed to draw her as more Norscan.
>>53175220Her Fantasy counterpart in >>53174672 is literally the Zealot class from Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning. Player characters were specifically Tzeentch-aligned, servants of the other gods were all mobs only.
>>53170313as allies go, you aren't really aligned with our interests. back 2 years ago on a different message board we were but here not some much.fucking /sp/ is technically closer to us.>i fucking miss their getball.>>53170531nigger what.
>>53175493>8gag /sp/ getball nostalgiaI didn't want to feel this, anonI'm still salty that /intl/ was right
>>53170313/pol/ is only welcome here if they can keep their hatred and venom to purely fantasy settings.
>>53175553Does it still count if it's ironic, and are memes considered to be hatred/venom?
>>53170772You could have just wikied the man and not embarrassed yourself even further, you staggeringly thick cunt.
>>53175574See>>53178818And the anwser is : yes, it still counts, because that's just being very cringy for the sake of cringe, which is not excellent at all.
>>53170313Considering the degeneracy of this entire board, that's not going to happen.
>>53179975That is fantastic. I wish I had a squig friend to give me orky teef.
>>53160569A dude who pretends to be a chick, who pretends to be a dude, who pretends to be a chick who pretends to be a dude.Dunno how many layers he/she is currently on.
>>53180151The artist does lots of cute stuff. Mechanicus girl offering a cupcake?
>>53170313Even /k/ thinks you're annoying.Still lots of cross posting.
>>53180309To be honest, /pol/ thinks all of 4chan is "their allies". That's simply what spending most of their time on an internet echo chamber does to their minds.
>>53179975>>53180210>based EndlingGood taste
>>53109755So, uh, who's the artist behind this?
>>53170313Fuck off /pol/
>>53181176Jo. >>53170313/pol/tards kicked out most of the interesting threads and posters so they could swamp everything in /pol/shit.Ever notice how the only badwrongfun that got kicked off of /tg/ was inherently immune to /pol/ and SJW bait due to being apolitical and more openminded than either one was capable of trolling?
>>53181176Jo Piero or something
Forgot i have these.
>>53175675> has same teeth> is almost the only one with same teeth
>>53163005Anyone have a bigger/colored version of that image?
>>53180206Sounds like an ogre.
>>53162699We were talking about Wakfu, anon.
>>53182453Not in the two posts preceding it. No idea about Wakfu myself, so maybe you're right there, but you should have specified earlier. Like right after I had a post explaining what Once Upon a Time... Space is.
>>53179002>see: female curlers???
>>53182525Anon, when this:>>53110482>>53141180>>53141634Is the whole reason we're having this discussion, I don't know why I need to constantly repeat stuff.Wakfu is, for all I can find, fully made in France with the exception of two episodes that were made by a Japanese studio and have a different style to them.
>>53182920I'll explain from my point of view:>>53141634>Implication is made that being a French production disqualifies a work from being Anime>>53143009>I point out that that is not true and give an example>>53145532>I interpret this "by that claim" to refer to that example and clarify it in the next post >>53145600 here, after which only now 2 days later do you clarify that wasn't what you meantI get what you mean now, but surely you can see how it could have been misunderstood?That being said, as I mentioned I don't know much about the production of Wakfu. I was under the impression that much of it was animated in Japan. I guess I was misinformed.
>>53183165Wakfu is 200% drawn and animated in france. Glorious baguette animu.
>>53183214I hate that duck so much.
>>53185691>somewhere, there's a version of that clip with the duck layer omitted>and you will never see it
>>53174642>Shot through the heart
>>53183214While most of it is animated in baguettistan, they've collaborated with a few japanese studios on things like the oghrest OVA.
>>53179975is there more to this or just a 1 off comic.
>>53188289Unfortunately. No full or short comics. But he does have a lot of art of Ree and Lilith on his DA.
Got a cultist request anon?
>>53188800Cultist chan capturing a point for chaos, maybe ?
>>53188800Cultist Chan in a dentists' chair with a horrified looking imperial dentist nearby
>>53188800Cultist chan commanding a small group of nurglings.
I can't help but think of Culter chan (sama) when I see the words Cultist chan
>>53189072I like this. The dentist can be a techpriest with dental tool robot-tentacle arms.
>>53188984Here ya go. Sorry for crummy. Literally doing this in my snack break.
>>53189416In that case, I hope my gratitude provides any nutrients you may have missed by forgoing your snacktime.
>>53189444Not a problem, anon. I am incredibly fat.
>>53189416Thank you so much.
>>53185720It's France's secret weapon. The moment someone decides his country gets to invade France, they promise to omit the duck if someone kills him.
>>53189416So.The Culexus lives.The prophecies are true.
>>53185720I actually have it.
>>53190249Faith in chaos is always rewarded.
>>53190275Pics/link or be proven a liar.
>>53190958worth the ban.See you all some other time /tg/ but know I am Man's one true master
>>53191031PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
>>53191031Honestly mods are fags if they ban you for that. You're a hero Anon.
>>53191100>Honestly mods are fagsftfy
>>53191031The Dark Gods bless you with everlasting daemonhood, Anon
>>53191031there's also one for Amalia, though i dont have that one saved. the point still stands though.
>>53191100>>53191111>Dubs>Into QuadsI want to argue against this but I can't. The site itself has spoken.
>>53191121I am a gracious ruler, and resourceful
>>53191164What scene is that from in the show?
>>53191031And you faggots are here worshiping chaos.Venerate the immortal emperor.
>>53191031Well, now I feel like kind of a ponce.But, also, elf tiddies.
>>53191031SACRE BLEU, MON VERGE
>>53122088>>53191123Man, I wish Xeno was still popular.
>>53170313Very new fag detected.
>>53191031A God walks among us.
>>53160096I feel the warp overtaking my sides.It is a good pain
>>53189481Hey wait... aren't you Australian CF?How do Aussies get fat?
>>53192982the jetpack spiders are just fattening him up for a better meal
>>53192982Beer is fattening. I am kept at an equilibrium on account of having to fight cassowaries and outrun mole cricket swarms every day.
>>53193317What abut the spoidas?
>>53193380Formed an alliance as none of the cups in my house could fit over them anymore. They eat things worse than them anyways, so I keep them around.
>>53193380Now hey, what should we tie off this thread with? I got time for the sketchiest of sketch requests.
>>53193489cultist eating spiders
>>53193447>Australia = Catachan Secundus
>>53193489>>53193516No spiders. Spiders are scary.
>>53193700Cultist chan with braces
>>53193731and really big boobsfor slaanesh, y'know
Crap, I think we're gonna sage.Next time, anon.