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    39 KB Bad Guy Quest 2 The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)20:53 No.5266389  
    You're the intimidating and still very enraged scientist.

    Seen in this picture is you, eating a delicious dinner.

    Not seen in this picture is the outside to your massive and elaborate base hidden deep under the desert, your (5) Loli-robot minions, and never (or at least most likely not) to be seen again Robot Nanny you built to watch over them that bears a striking resemblance to the Baroness from G.I. Joes.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)20:58 No.5266410
    finish delicious dinner.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:00 No.5266418
    Eat dinner, commence loli-bot orgy.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:01 No.5266421
    order some delicious cake for dessert, reverse engineer it into EVILLY delicious cake and profit =D
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:02 No.5266427
    Finish dinner, ensure proper working of giant lava-spewing walking pyramid.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:03 No.5266432
    Find out how our profits are doing.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:06 No.5266450
    Eat bike, Fuck dinner, Sell loli.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)21:08 No.5266467
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    You finish your dinner with due haste. It was decadent and utterly terrible for your arteries and blood pressure.

    Only your seething hatred for your peers allows you to process the oils, that and the nano bots in your blood stream.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:11 No.5266488
    Construct pedobear-bot to more 'closely' watch over the loli's.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:12 No.5266490
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:14 No.5266503

    Upgrade the giant doom pyramid of magma so it can hover/fly.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)21:16 No.5266518
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    Your evil organization's Loli committed crime spree has been continuing to gain you substantial profits.
    You have a strict "No Pedo Bear" Policy. You don't want to end up like that one idiot who couldn't get any work done because his lolibots kept disappearing.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:17 No.5266521
    Order new dinner.

    Create some type of Dinner Golem, a creature so appetising as to captivate all those who approach it. The dinner golem should then consume those people who have been attracted by its deliciousness, and grow larger, thus emitting an even more powerful aroma.

    One of the ingredients of the Dinner golem should be bacon. As you are evil, you find bacon most unappetising and are unaffected by the dinner golem's aroma.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:17 No.5266522
    some day i will be able to draw and then all of /tg/ will do as i say
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)21:24 No.5266553
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    Absorbing practically all of your resources for this colossal and utterly noticeable floating behemoth of stone and magma, you apply all of your known SCIENCE prowess to make it float in the sky.

    It has magma cannons pretty much standard, because we all know magma cannons are awesome. The only draw back is you must tap in a geothermal vent or drill directly down to fire them.

    ...That could be problematic.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:26 No.5266564
    Not if we outfit it with a MASSIVE DRILL.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)21:27 No.5266568
    Do this, but the magma cannons should be our contingency plan since huge holes everywhere isn't good.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:28 No.5266571
    Massive drill, yeah! We have to make sure the fortress transforms into a giant robot.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)21:32 No.5266598
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    Fitting your FLYING PYRAMID with a giant drill at the base, you make damn sure that tapping some molten rock will be smooth sailing.
    But of course! As if our intellect would be so base as if to leave such easy openings.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:35 No.5266632
    Does our floating pyramid fortress have a built volcano? It should.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:36 No.5266645
    Outfit our floating doom fortress with a factory to assemble loli-war-bots. Wherever our fortress flies, death, destruction, and ... d-something are sure to follow!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:38 No.5266651
    Does the pyramid have more conventional weapons, such as machine guns and missiles?

    Whether is does or not, needs more dakka.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)21:48 No.5266698
    We are a man of SCIENCE. A movable volcano? As if something so silly is possible.
    Factory assembled Loli-bots? Genius. The construction process must be kept secret though. For this purpose, your factory is withing the heart of your flying fortress.
    Feeling a whole lot tougher with your almost unnecessary fire power, you continue to float menacingly.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)21:49 No.5266710
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    Whoops, forgot the picture.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:50 No.5266717
    We should check on the lolibots. They need our parental affection. Thus, we can decline right in their face, ha-HA!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:51 No.5266720
    Tap Geothermic vents. Prepare the doomsday switch. We must flood the world with magma, and lead our army of loli robots to take over the smouldering remains!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:53 No.5266733

    The battle plan for attacking any city is this:

    Step 1: Send loli-bots ahead of main wave to cause minor distraction, preventing effective response.
    Step 2: Allow main horde of loli-bots to descend upon city with laser-eyes.
    Step 3: Move in floating doom fortress, land, tap geothermal vents, spew magma over everything left alive.
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: Profit!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:53 No.5266735
    Better yet we should hold the world for ransom, THEN BLOW THEM UP ANY WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:54 No.5266739
    We must construct a drill on top of the pyramid. PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:55 No.5266747
    No, don't take on the world yet. Build up our power-base first. Then take on the world.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:59 No.5266772
    We've forgotten something very important. We have not yet magma-proofed our fortress! This must be corrected. And while we're at it, we might as well install a shield generator.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)21:59 No.5266776

    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:02 No.5266792
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    Doing just that, you ignore the mechanical twerps. Almost all of them take it badly. Except for that one...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:03 No.5266809

    Why are we not building our doomsday device? THE MUST FLOOD THE WORLD WITH OUR FIERY WRATH!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:04 No.5266812
    I'm going to immediately do whatever suggestion follows my picture again.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:04 No.5266818
    Take notes to make that one a real little girl.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:05 No.5266823
    Apologize to the lolibots. It was a moment of weakness. The bedrock for any world-domination scheme is a cadre of content minions. Also, secretly install a self-destruct device in every lolibot just in case.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:14 No.5266908
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    It doesn't take mush to install a button that will turn on your magma cannons to their highest settings. As for magma proofing, once again you're a SCIENTIST. Give yourself a bit more credit.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:15 No.5266914
    Replace mush with much. I'll try to keep my typos to a minimum.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:16 No.5266919
    Alright, cuddle with lolibots. Show them the love!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:19 No.5266949

    This, then take the odd one off alone and let her know that she was your favorite because only she reminds us of our own evil childhood.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:20 No.5266961

    Is the forcefield installed? If our Floating Doom Fortress (FDF) can't take a couple thermonuclear detonations, it won't be worth anything.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:24 No.5266985
    We need to make some more money first. Perhaps starting a bot centered pleasure house.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)22:24 No.5266987
    Why don't we have an evil cat companion? Build one and make it breath fire and/or shoot lasers.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:24 No.5266989
    Take stock of your life and slowly sink into a deep depression punctuated only by the occasional bipolar ecstasy that your madness affords you.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:30 No.5267025
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    Deciding on a 180, you show the Loli bots your favor and offer a cuddle. It is quickly taken up... Well almost by all of them.

    Getting on to business though, we are pretty limited on resources after blowing them on or generous amount of modifications to our now floating pyramid gunship.

    Proceed to?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:32 No.5267040

    Use our drill to tap into the world's remaining oil reserves, jack up the prices, sell it to the highest bidder.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:33 No.5267043
    Conquer wallmart.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:34 No.5267052
    Proceed to infiltrate orphanages of the rich and famous. Get our lolis into all manner of homes across the country. See if we can get them shapeshifting technology so that we can make all the little girls of the world under our control.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:35 No.5267063
    Must find out why the emo lolibot is so emo. Maybe she wants a tattoo.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:40 No.5267104

    She needs to get laid. We should built her a shota.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:40 No.5267107
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    A genuinely evil move. Considering the poor Oil Economy of the Distant future, the year 2000.

    Sky rocketing oils prices are almost an immediate result, yet sadly the United States has issued a stern worded proclamation against your actions.

    How do you respond?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:42 No.5267119
    Declare a hunger strike!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:44 No.5267130
    conquer starbucks, promise free coffee to government officials. Alter coffee in such a way that it allows the minds of those who drink it to be very easily controled by televised subliminal messages.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:45 No.5267135

    Give cheap oil to all who promise to bow down and obey us.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:46 No.5267139
    Invite the President to dinner. Feed him to the Rancor.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:54 No.5267207
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    There is a pause from the other end of the line.

    "What are you? St-st-stoopid er sumthin? Goddamn hippies and their gawd damn idiot hunger strikes. I got a tactical nuclear rocket that'll blow your queer ass apart. There ain't gonna be nothin left but a big ol' glass bowl son if you don't get your dirty hippy filth off of our oil... I mean, them Arabs oil."

    How do you respond?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:56 No.5267222

    This line of negotiations has failed. Sell oil exclusively to China. Make sure anti-nuke barrier shield working properly.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)22:56 No.5267224
    Conquer starbucks. Free coffe to government officials
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/26/09(Sun)22:58 No.5267237
    Trace the line and fire something at him.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)22:59 No.5267251
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    Done, Done, and... Done.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:02 No.5267265
    Let's go find out why our emobot is so emo. Maybe she wants a unicorn.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:02 No.5267277
    Send out lolis to seduce CEOs of all fortune 500 companies. Have them convince CEOs to retire, leaving lolis as replacement CEOs. Keep emololi for own use.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:03 No.5267280

    Promise the americans free oil if they promise to kneel down and obey us.

    it doesnt break our contract with china cause we're not selling it to the americans.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:13 No.5267358
    Two for one deal.

    Obviously not being a homosexual and offended that you had to talk to a retarded ape or some such, you press the "Trace call and nuke" button before wondering off to play favorites and discuss your emo Loli-bot's problem.

    Turns out she hates ponies, likes the color black, doesn't understand what your problem is, and is sorta waiting for a name. Being called "Number five" seems to unsettle her.

    As a SCIENTIST/Father/villain, it might be important to name them now or later. Somehow though, you sorta know she won't go changing her outlook on life even when she is given a name.

    She also wants her name to be "dark and edgy" and "not lame" whatever that means.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:14 No.5267366
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    Forgot the picture.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:19 No.5267411

    Does she like black ponies? What about genetically modified ponies that subsist on human flesh?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:21 No.5267428

    She needs some dickings. Give her a shota. program them to fall in love.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:22 No.5267439
    Call her... Fivius. Tell her it's based on the brutal Romans who spilled much blood and spent much time brooding with their dark hair.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:24 No.5267454
    Guys, guys!
    Why does our enraged scientist not have a loyal henchman? Loli-minions are fine but we need the first rate, balls to the wall, badass number 2.
    We need to hold a henchmen audition!
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:25 No.5267460

    Fivius is a boy's name. How about Fivia?
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:25 No.5267464
    No. It'll be extra edge if she has a boy's name.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:26 No.5267465
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    That goes over a little worse than you were expecting. There's always just that one...
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:26 No.5267466

    Oh! this!

    Then kill him and build a robot loli version of him.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:27 No.5267482
    Name her as mary sue as possible.

    Raven, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:27 No.5267483
    Wait, nooooooo! We don't need more lolibots.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:28 No.5267487
    I also second Raven.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:30 No.5267499

    This, but give the guys powers to our fifth instead. We'll call her Ravenius and she'll be our right hand loli.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:34 No.5267532


    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:37 No.5267560
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    ...Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:40 No.5267581
    WHY DID WE DO THAT?! Shake in paranoia. Destroy creation, start over by getting a henchman.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:42 No.5267599
    This Time I forgot to even explain it. I don't even know if I can. Besides the obvious residual mental scans being imprinted on to your sixth and most advanced Loli-bot of the world renown assassin, "The Nameless", you made it as close to a young girl version of the original could be before having him/her kill himself.

    That's right, you made the Loli-bot version of an assassin, assassinate the assassin.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:42 No.5267600

    Also these threads remind me of the song Skullcrusher Mountian
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:43 No.5267614

    We must make it love number 5, who we shall rename Raven. We shall reprogram Raven to love her back.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:43 No.5267624
    I actually am gonna go use the can real fast. If any more votes come in while I'm gone, I'll count them upon return and make the final decision.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:44 No.5267632
    Thirding Raven for Mary Sueage.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:46 No.5267646
    That's so deliciously evil.

    Any way not an official request but Scientist, you should start thinking of a hero to be our counter part. Every villain is only as great the hero who tries to stop him.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:46 No.5267652
    At least change him back to the original form. We are enraged but this.... this is just beyond evil.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:49 No.5267674

    Look, its our motif, ok? Some bad guys have a motif thing for ornate masks, some for robotic arms, some for gold. We have a motif thing for the little girls. Its like a calling card.
    >> Anonymous 07/26/09(Sun)23:49 No.5267678
    Keep the loli-bot assassin who watched herself kill... herself. Comfort her. Through that emotional trauma she shall be loyal to only you. Make sure she plays nice with all our other loli-bots.
    >> !XiiKpbmNgU 07/26/09(Sun)23:50 No.5267687
    No Blackbird? Then you can sink her eyes and teach her to fly, or somesuch madness!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/26/09(Sun)23:59 No.5267747
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    Sorting through mixed feelings on turning a full grown and life long trained assassin into a Loli Robot is making you slightly uneasy.

    Then again... It's going to be really, really tough bringing someone back from... well this. That's not just blood, that's liquefied brains.

    Considering you've already produced one affront to god, you're not really sure you should be pushing your luck considering your intel reports are showing quite a few British satellite targeting your ingoing and outgoing mail/phone calls/ and websites visits. Nobody wants a gentleman walking up to your evil doorstep.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:02 No.5267771
    We shall keep the loli.

    Activate the anti-satalight cannons.

    The ones on the other side of the planet, to divert attention.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:03 No.5267773
    Take a break, drink so tea. Then go name the emobot.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:04 No.5267785

    Alright then. Temporarily focus on our family life, working through emobots problems and making sure to may enough attention to the rest of them so they don't get jealous. Also, build a ludicrously complex death-trap that is almost impossible to escape from just in case a secret agent shows up.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)00:10 No.5267850
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    Oh wow, I don't have to draw anything for this, awesome.
    Well, one of the names is out of the way. "Raven" shows a ghost of a smile before running off to do whatever the uh... "cool?" kids do.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:13 No.5267873
    Perhaps we should try making a Frankenstein type Assasin? Two world renowned assasins for the price of one! Can't let materials go to waste now, can we?
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:14 No.5267882
    Maybe we should name the rest of them.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:20 No.5267929
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:20 No.5267932
    Too much?



    Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and something else.

    I couldn't help myself.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)00:27 No.5267991
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    One Frankenstein-esque moment later, you finish your reconstruction of "The Nameless's" body. Spitting in the face of god, you reanimate the corpse, giving it unnatural life.

    Just to make certain there isn't any awkward situations past mentally scarring your Loli-bot assassin, you install kill switches in both just to be safe.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)00:29 No.5268010
    These are terrible.
    I actually contemplated it but decided it would be tasteless in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:30 No.5268016

    Now make our nameless loli fall in love with raven.

    For the lulz, of course.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:32 No.5268032
    How about

    and Mary-Sue
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:34 No.5268058

    By this I mean our loli version of the assassin "the nameless", and not the other lolis which we just havnt named yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:36 No.5268071
    Y U DO DIS?
    That is acceptable. I was hoping for more cringe worthy names but it's all good.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)00:39 No.5268083
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    You can't be serious. Both of them break the fourth wall to give the poster of that idea a disapproving sigh.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:43 No.5268111
    Kill the nameless loli abomination. It is the only way.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)00:45 No.5268131
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    Congrats for naming the remaining four.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:46 No.5268136
    i second Lolita and Mary-Sue, but pose Bella and Jasmine as opposed to faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:46 No.5268147
    We must finish this familly nonsense and get on with our plan.

    How are our current funds looking? The british government seems on to us, even without their satalights we may have trouble. Construct intricate booby traps to defend the base.

    Then send loli-assassin to infiltrate MI6. I'm sure theyre allways hiring unsuspecting assassins.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:49 No.5268163
    Does starshine not like her name? The arrogance!

    We shall build them all (transforming death-bot)ponies, and hers shall be the smallest.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:51 No.5268189
    Oh god, I loled.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:54 No.5268218

    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)00:55 No.5268230
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    Well, shit. make up your minds. Evil science shit needs to get done.

    What's that... Oh Shit. Is that the James Bond theme song? Suddenly you hear the alarm over your inner dialogue on what to name each Loli-bot!


    It appears that Britain doesn't like you dropping Tactical nukes anywhere. Even if it is just America.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)00:59 No.5268256

    Activate the traps!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/27/09(Mon)01:00 No.5268261
    Send the abomination and loli assassin at it. If they both get blown apart, combine them into a zomborg.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:00 No.5268262
    Time to put our loli-zombie assassin team to work!

    Double team James while deciding to stick with the Jasmine Bella names. Especially if Starshine is gonna bitch about it.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:02 No.5268272
    I second this. Together, they are unstoppable.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:04 No.5268283
    We must gather our lolis around us, and instruct them, when bond arrives, to cry and beg mr.bond to "please dont hurt our daddy"
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:05 No.5268292
    This and the answer before this one!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)01:07 No.5268307
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    You pull the TRAPS lever!
    -Laser grids activate!
    -Shark tanks open up along the hallways!
    -You release the wolves! The GENETICALLY MODIFIED WOLVES!
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:09 No.5268323

    Now, do this
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/27/09(Mon)01:09 No.5268326
    This won't work.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:13 No.5268353
    Pfft! 'Course it will, we're geniuses or sum such.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:13 No.5268356
    Its Bond, traps never work.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:16 No.5268386
    Damnit guys, we have to try., What kind of villain would we be otherwise?
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:17 No.5268387
    Bond won't hurt a little emo girl. Have Raven shyly give him a gift-wrapped grenade.
    >> Melo 07/27/09(Mon)01:18 No.5268399
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    Its Steele, traps never work.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:24 No.5268444
    If it's the Daniel Craig Bond, I absolutely KNOW he wouldn't have a problem smashing in a cute loliface.

    Wouldn't even seriously flinch.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)01:26 No.5268468
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    After narrowly dodging traps and springing across shark tank after shark tank, the secret agent whom you are trying to kill runs across your deadly assassin pairing of Loli bot and Frankensassin.

    It becomes painfully obvious how outclassed he is, though he is rather classy suit-wise. Also, he doesn't seem to fire on your loli-bot, choosing instead to waste shot after shot on your undead one.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)01:29 No.5268489
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    Well damn. He narrowly escaped and doesn't seem to be on any of our hallway cameras! Is this some new form of stealth technology?!
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:29 No.5268497

    Excellent. Now Kill him and put his brain in a jar. We
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:31 No.5268508
    Fill the pyramid withdeadly neurotoxins.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:31 No.5268512
    He's in the vents. Activate the vent weasels!
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:32 No.5268517

    Also, going to sleep, awesome stuff OP.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:33 No.5268527
    Quickly, turn the AIR CONDITIONER to CRYOGENIC!
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:37 No.5268560
    Its funny because he assumes we havnt activated the vent-traps.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)01:40 No.5268594
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    Oh fuck it. You pull both the levers. You can only hope that your Wolves and Weasels can run for cover as the neurotoxins flood each section.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:43 No.5268616

    Gather our lolis, in case he makes it to the main room.. We'll do the "dont kill our daddy" bit.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)01:47 No.5268663
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    ...Well, the Loli's are already in the control room, except your assassin Loli. You're not too sure if they'll be needed though.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:49 No.5268690
    Have undead assasin retrieve body. Attempt to resurrect bond as loli.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:50 No.5268691
    There appears to be blood coming from that vent, have the Frankenassassin jump up and kill the shit out of that vent.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:51 No.5268696
    It won't work!

    He's just tricked us into wasting our gas AND killing our W&W's!

    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:51 No.5268702
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    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:53 No.5268718
    This man is right. Best leave the vent, he's somewhere else now.

    We'll only be able to tell when we hear about another security failure.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:54 No.5268729

    You fool! Bond could not be a loli. He would pick fights with scarloli. He must be made as a Shota! A well programmed shota obediant only to us, but a shota none the less.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)01:57 No.5268763
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    It's official. You are an abhorrent monster with no respect for the dead or others masculinity. It's time to feel accomplished. You have turned James Bond into Janet Bond, the Loli-Agent.

    I wasn't even going to use a level up system but it's now fucking necessary.

    You are a Level 2 Scientific Menace.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)01:58 No.5268770


    Now have him infiltrate MI6 as james bonds daughter. He'll warn us of future attempts against us.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:01 No.5268790
    Ask other loli's to hug there new sister and make loli-bond feel at home.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:02 No.5268807

    then this>>5268770
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:02 No.5268808
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:02 No.5268813

    When you send Bond-Loli to MI6, make sure it carries a lethal virus, to destroy the employees and get back at GB
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)02:13 No.5268887
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    She'll do it. loli bots are for all general purposes just advanced V.I. leaning almost towards A.I. but, they still have to do as you say.
    They already did it. I'm just lazying out since it's getting late. I'd imagine it to be adorable and yet utterly disturbing.
    Sure. In that order, obviously.
    But of course.

    Also, I think I'm done for the night, might continue this tomorrow or I guess tonight considering the time.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:15 No.5268903

    Awesome. You rule Scientist.

    Man, by the end of this we'll have replaced everyone in the world with loli-robots under our control.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:19 No.5268927
    what is WRONG with this scientist

    I don't even get it
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 07/27/09(Mon)02:22 No.5268948
    Thanks. This terrifies me though.
    I'm not quite sure. All I really had going for a back story was that his scientific peers betrayed and banned him from the scientific world community.

    After that, I'm just pulling shit out of my head as you guys type up more stuff for him to do. I honestly thought he would go about confronting them, but so far no one's worried.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:26 No.5268979
    Ask the loli bond to bring back any suitable lab assistants at the very least we can use them as rats for testing.
    >> Anonymous 07/27/09(Mon)02:27 No.5268984
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    A poorly drawn but nevertheless intimidating robot shambles forth.

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