Princess thread! Talk about princesses and stuff. Saving, kidnapping or working for them for fun and profit. Continued from >>52127276
>>52175585So which race has the best princesses?
>>52175585This seems relevant.
>>52175612Depends on the setting, but I'd probably say humans or elves. Elven royalty would have extremely long reigns during which they'd amass a wealth of experience (assuming they weren't killed).
>>52175612Dwarf or Orc princesses are best
>All princess partyHow to make it work, anons?
Do you like strong independent princesses who don't need no Prince or meek submissive princesses who will love their Prince long time?
>>52175715Nature loves diversity.
Reminder that if she is not herself the reigning monarch, you are to refer to the princess as "your highness," and not "your majesty!"
>>52175612If Dragon Commander taught me anything it's that the undead have objectively the best wife.
>>52175678Go full Fire Emblem and have royalty who do battle on the frontlines/go off adventuring in small groups.What might work better is to have say, one or two Princesses (who might be related) and their retainers/bodyguards/advisors etc. It can be a really good dynamic that allows for variety.
>>52175678Evilgrin Kingdombane has sacked all neighboring kingdoms and kidnapped all the princesses, and nobody's a bad enough dude to save them. It's up to the princesses to escape and organize a resistance to defeat the defiler.
>>52175798>Dragon CommanderNow there's a game I've wanted to play ever since it was released but somehow never got around to it.
>>52175798>The worst girlCamilla or bust.
>>52175827It's not actually that good. I mean, I enjoyed all the talky parts, but it's just not a good RTS.
>>52175612Human for variety in basically everything.
>>52175822Is this like the inverse of the princess kidnapping ERP that was going on in the last thread?
What about princesses who didn't know they were princesses until they had already been raised as a badass?
>>52175952Isn't she more like a baroness?
>>52175910Well now that you mention it, I guess.Isn't this pretty much Tower Girls with less art?
>>52175975I think it should be a follow-up campaign. Kidnap all the princesses, then the campaign ends and you start playing as the princesses to try and escape.
>>52175973Honestly I don't remember. Haven't played that game since I was a tween.
Have you guys ever played a princess character? What was she like?
>>52175865I mostly wanted to play it for the waifus anyway
>>52176015>>52175952Her, Eliwood, and Hector are all Marquis. Kind of a weird title that's just below a Duke, historically charged with borderland defense.
>>52159237>>52159237>>52159237Reposting for awareness: here is the email to contact if anyone here is interested in playing a lewd online campaign about kidnapping princesses for fun and profit. We currently have a shortage of players in the EU timezones, which is where the GM is. Americans are also welcome, of course, but there may have to be two separate groups.
>>52175827>>52175865This to be perfectly fair.It all depends on if you believe that the game can stand on it's own with just the talky, decisions, law and policy making parts. In my opinion yes. Yes it can and wonderfully so.>>52175830Too cold and severe.Ophelia is a good wife, warm and welcoming.
>>52176131They are also semi-independent, part of an alliance of marquis rather than a solid system of feudal oaths.
>>52175585Why is she wearing the Gravity suit?
>>52176031I play a mongol-ish half-dragon warrior who never knew her mother (other than occasionally coaxing a story out of some elders about her father's 'red lady' foreign wife). She also happened to be a red-bloodline dragon blooded while get tribe were all blues. A third of the way through the campaign while exploring distant lands, she finds out she looks *just like* a royal family of distant dragon-themed faux imperial China.
>>52175612I like going elf if only to hear the lamentations of the elven delegation as I had her abandon all of traditions and modernize up.
>>52176793Pretty much this.
>>52176479I don't know, anon. It was just some Princess art I had.
>How many princesses have you saved?Does the daughter of the matron of a drow household count?
>>52177205Almost certainly, yes. Storytime?
>>52175585>kidnappingReminds me of that campaign my players had where they started kidnapping princes and princesses and selling them to foreign kingdoms because they got bored of enslaving entire towns.
>>52177558Now this definitely needs a storytime.
>>52175678>DMing for ten people>mfw>how to make an all princess party workA redundant question, as princesses can be fluffed to be literally anything based off of the culture they're from. Warrior princesses, clerical princesses, bardic princesses, etc.
Being a Princess is hard work. You're trying to learn how to act in court and balance all of the subtle politics of the land all the while every pretty boy with even a minor title or lands is fawning over you, trying to distract you like they even have a chance of catching your eye. And then all the other men are lusting over you or your wealth, you constantly have to be on guard when travelling since all sorts think that you're just some prize they can catch which will grant them a rich ransom.Not to mention the wizards and arcanists who feel they need royal virgins to power their powerful magicks that twist reality or demons and higher dimensional beings who claim they are fulfilling prophecies from ages past. It's a tough life!
Dragons are a particular pain too, because they don't want anything more than a trophy to sit in a gilded cage atop their horde and who in the heck can stop a dragon when it's swooping down on your carriage or landing atop your high tower roof?
>>52178096>who in the heck can stop a dragon when it's swooping down on your carriage or landing atop your high tower roof?There is one they fear.
>>52178187And her name is Lina Inverse
>>52178187The problem with adventurers is they're never around when you need them. Sure they flock about _after_ you're already having tea on a mountain of gold or you're about to be sacrificed by one dumb cult or another, but that's a lot of time being taken away from your studies. How can you expect to rule a kingdom when half the time you're in the clutches of one nefarious being or another? And don't get me started on after you do get saved and suddenly they're demanding your hand in marriage or some rubbish. Like I even want to kiss your grubby cheek after you spend weeks without a bath trudging through some swampy wasteland..
>>52177776>DMing for ten peopleTraining for affairs of state later in life.If she can keep a game of 10 psychologically diverse individuals entertained for a few hours and emotionally invested in the game then working a committee/council/team of diplomats later in life should be absolutely no problem.
>>52177205Milder? Drow elf High Priestess stand user.
>>52178284>The problem with adventurers is they're never around when you need them.Fast travel milady. He's never late, not is he really. He arrives precisely when he means to.
>>52178359>not is he really.Nor is he early.
>>52178359Then why doesn't he fast travel his ass over when my carriage is being assaulted or take care of the skulking cultists _before_ they get to my bedchamber? The castle guard are hilariously incompetent, by the way. They might as well just be empty suits of armor for all the good they do.All I'm asking for is a little bit of rest from the constant threats so I can concentrate on learning my duties and enjoying courtly life.
>>52176031I kinda wishh I could play a slight naive princess that has was too much time and money and needs to survive the court, war, rebellions, forced marriages and dragon kidnappings. I know it would be a lot duller in practice and a bit erp, but the idea is nice in my head.
>>52178404It'd be kinda tough unless you made it a solo session too, because I can't imagine what the others would play as.
>>52178404I had a friend bully me into playing a pathfinder game by offering the role of a noble daughter who was embroiled in court politics while there was a rebellion going on (the other characters were more concerned with this)It was pretty fun, when it involved actually meeting with people and playing politics. Trying to catch the prince's eye meanwhile setting up alliances in case he decided on a more political marriage.It wasn't dull at all and didn't at all feel like erp or magical realm. I just got to play a princess role and it was amazing.Except for all the parts that were standard adventuring and dealing with pathfinder's rules.
>>52178468The way we had it set up the other players were a noble whose lands were seized by a rival family who was trying to get them back and a diplomat from the elven nations who had some secret objective that was never quite clear to me. We all had things to do and the adventuring was in between mostly as we travelled from location to location. My father had been sort of kidnapped by Drow, too, so I was trying to figure out the mystery behind that sort of too on top of everything else.
>>52175678That is way too many freaking players. Even if the dm can technically manage it, that's a tiny slice of the pie each player is going to have to share, time-wise.Also: > Implying Belle wouldn't be DM
>>52175822Tell me more about the defiling part. I, uh... need to get my... ire up.
>>52178887No one else is good at managing large groups of people. What, you think the dwarves were actually organized before Snow White? Bitch please, she's the living emblem of the duties of the noble class in regards to the medieval feasibility of anarchomutualism. Why else would every dwarven socialist commune degenerate into aristocratic communism past a certain population point?
>>52179030He makes them wear Army greens and run a muddy obstacle course.>I can't feel pretty in this!>It's so... Drab!>I'm a princess, not a peasant!>Does it come in white? Or pink?>Ew, we have to crawl through that?>This rope is too slippery!>Ow, those barbs hurt!>The wire's too low!>Why are these things so high?>I chipped a nail!>What do you mean "low crawl"? I can't get any lower without dragging my face through the mud!>I think I'm dying...
>>52179030Defiling? Oh, all manner of horrid things. And most done publicly, too.
>>52175973, >>52176015Marquessa, actually.Her grandfather is a Marquis.
>>52179339So >>52179314 with a crowd watching? "Hey guys, look at these princesses going through Basic!""Man, they are going to get fucked so hard. I mean, so are we, but I bet the paperwork uses lube on them."
>>52179510It turns out to be Kingdombane's undoing, as the training taught the princesses how to escape and endure hardship, eventually culminating when they in turn teach the resistance how to use the evil hordes' tactics against them.
>>52177280Sure.So our party has had a long history of fighting aberrations and things that in general just should not be. We've had more than a few run-ins with mind flayers it's becoming clear they're trying to...do...something. We're still not sure what kind of planetary alignment shenanigans they were up to, but it couldn't have been good. So the party decides to go deal with the problem at the source. Eventually we find ourselves trekking through the underdark trying to find where the colony could be. Instead, we run into some scouts from a drow settlement.Now if the party wasn't obviously dangerous to risk retribution from, and we weren't going to make ourselves useful anyways by removing the illithid threat, they probably would have tried to flay us alive. I'm still surprised my elf wasn't lynched. It probably helped that I played up the groveling, inferior male act.After some intense negotiation, we are offered safety by one of the houses if "we could prove ourselves useful" in exchange. In a case of drow politics, the matron's eldest daughter was kidnapped by one of the rival houses. She wanted to resolve the situation quietly, for fear of appearing weak to the third household if the incident was revealed, and our passing through was a good opportunity.
>Stole a Princess's heart>She turns into the BBEGo no
>>52179914So we do some sneaky cheeki breeki and rescue her without anyone being any the wiser. We were useful enough to warrant some food and some space to rest in at least, but our peaceful meal is interrupted by the matron's daughter who, while begrudgingly thankful, wants to be entertained with our knowledge of the surface world. I tell her about our adventures, about fighting cultists, slaying a beholder, what life is like up there and so on, until she is satisfied enough to let us actually get some sleep.After getting prepared he head out, following some tunnels and markings that should point us in the right direction. We find the colony, kill some squids, drop some architecture on a big nerd brain, and flee back to the drow settlement. Again, we're allowed to rest for a time having dealt with the illithid problem for the most part and again, we're badgered by the matron's daughter to share stories about our adventures and the surface. Well, I enjoy telling the stories. Everyone else just wants to sleep and go home. We leave on about as friendly of terms as possible and continue our adventures.And then one day, she caught up with us. Some time after we left there were more upsets in the politics down there and her household came out on the losing side. Rather than be taken by one of the other houses, she fled to the surface to find the probably the last group of people she could at least ostensibly trust. So now she travels with us, usually in disguise. She's a bit haughty and prickly at times, but she's not bad to be around. Her excitement and curiosity about the world above is endearing enough that the group has gotten attached.
Anyone got the picture of a princess in a spaceship? She's looking at you and there is a space window begins her showing the outer space.
>>52180147She sounds like a really good addition to the party.
Some princesses can fight, too!
>>52176142I sent an email.
Posting TG's best Princesses.
I want to marry a princess!
>>52181273I think the guy organizing it went to bed, but you'll probably get a reply tomorrow. >>52181140That can often end badly.
>>52181140Knights can do it better, Princess.
>>52181736NOT MUH WAIFU
>>52181987I concur.They also look better doing it too.
>>52182045Lyn is for bullying.
>>52182188How dare you.Lucina is the one true bully victim
>>52182221She's also a good bullying target.
>>52175715Strong independent musclegirl princesses who are seeking a meek, submissive, qt prince to snu snu
>>52181987What about princess knights?
>>52182177Is it translated yet?
>>52182367First chapter has been typeset. There's txt documents with rough translations for most of the other chapters, but still waiting on proper scanlations for them.
>>52181736>>52181987I'm just as good as a knight!
>>52175798Counterpoint: Some aren't so great. Really bad, actually.
>>52178887>implying Mickey isn't the DM
>>52182380>You will never get to be her princeIt's sad but we can still dream
>>52182413Okay, pick this up then.
>>52181987That image makes me happy.
>>52182748How is your falconry (Owlry)?
>>52182793This image makes me happy.
>>52175678Pocahantas is a RangerAriel is a bardElsa is a mageMu-Lan is a fighterIrish girl I forget name of is also RangerDESU they just need a cleric IMO. Rapunzel? Cleric of her Hair?
>>52182877As a princess all animals love me.
>>52182748No it's not you're just smaller.
>>52183120Are you pious and pure of heart?
>>52183173That comes with being a princess in the first place.
>>52183247Last question: How many women have you slept with?
>>52175585Planning a vampire hunting campaign set in a late Stone Age/early Bronze Age world.Should I include a princess or two?
>>52184130Most settings benefit from a princess or two.
>>52184000I am chaste as a proper knight should be!
>>52184285Knights need sons, you know.Whatever, you pass. Welcome to the gentry, princess. Now let's go kill a dragon.
>>52184499Shoujo Kishidan x Knight's Tale
>>52184302You'll have to wait before I'm a Queen before you can expect heirs.
>>52184723Just stay safe until then.
>>52184825Heck no, it's time for ADVENTURE!
>>52175678>>52183041Ariel - BardMulan - FighterJasmine - WarlockCinderella - MagePocahontas - DruidRapunzel - RogueTiana - MonkBelle - ClericAurora - SorcererMeredith - Ranger
>>52175612Probably human. Humans are impulsive, and it's super adorable when a sheltered princess goes out to see the world for the first time. Plus, they are short lived enough to not get super cynical very often. Plus, humans in general are cuddly, and cuddly princesses are the best princesses.Halfling princesses are a close second, but they get annoying quick.
>>52186587>Plus, humans in general are cuddly, and cuddly princesses are the best princesses.Seconding this
>>52184825That is the safest man i've ever seen
>>52175585>>52175612So which culture has the worst?
>>52188644Humans again due to variance.
R/ing young princess/noble, preferably with dark hair, light eyes
>>52178887Belle's still new, that's why she's studying the book; so she will be ready to run her own game.
>>52184890Where's your PT Belt, guy?
>>52181736I disagree, I'd say that's ended very, very well
>>52189414I doubt Lyn would agree.Here's the original: http://imgur.com/a/yalFO
>>52189426You've got good taste, friendo. Keep on rocking.
>>52189477Thanks. It's difficult not to like Lyn, and FE has some top tier waifubait in it.
>>52189521Never tried it, but something that's produced that much porn has to be worth a shot, in my view.
>>52189540It's a good series for the most part. Start with Lyn's game, FE7 (or just 'Fire Emblem' in the West) since it has a good tutorial.
>>52189604Hmm, quite like the artstyle (assuming that's from the game)Welp, thanks for the recommendation and lewds
>>52189625It is. The art direction in the most recent games took a turn for the worst, but the middle series-ish ones looked lovely.The early games were all poofy 90s anime hair, capes and wide pauldrons. In a good way.
>>52189650Jeez, I see what you mean about the waifubait
>>52189687No shortage of qts, yeah. Casts are usually a 50/50 gender split so your army will have a nice mix of characters. Harem/waifu runs are also a good challenge.
>>52189758Can't say I expected to come out of this thread with a new videogame to play, I was just here for the cute princesses.Still pretty happy with how it turned out
>>52189782Plenty of princesses there, too.Honestly I wish there was some sort of FE tabletop game or RPG system. The general feel is Japan's interpretation of Western Swords and Sorcery (very Lodoss War-esque) and it's fucking great.
Space princesses are prime waifu material.Cute and princess like, but if hardtimes arise fight like rancors.
>>52189855>but if hardtimes arise fight like rancors.Which warrants precautions.
How about strong princesses? Yea or Nae?
>>52189823I like the aesthetics, I'll give you that>>52189882Wouldn't you have to fight them before this though?>>52189901Strong is good, in my view, if there's a reason for it. Depends on the setting basically. Some people push the 'muh strong independent princess' thing too far these days.
>>52189919>Wouldn't you have to fight them before this though?Stun blasts/grenades, sleeping gas, etc.
>>52189882At first i thought thats a princess arena fight club.Sure they can be captured. A fighting space princess that isnt a mary sue is best strong princess.
>>52189919>muh strong princessYes thats the other side of extreme tropes. The "damsel in distress" equivalent is "mary sue princess. If its made good, ok, but most are just without thoughts used.>>52175952They are perfect, rascal that have a logical developement.
>>52189855>>52189882>Badass princesses under 'precautions'Its like you're TRYING to make me spill spaghetti all over the place
>>52190164Just a chain of thoughts.
>>52190497Why would you mention chains at a time like this?! You're not helping.
>>52190568Just something I whipped up.
>>52191274Yeah, I'm pretty bad with these puns. I'll need to put a sock in it.
>>52191797It must be such a struggle.
>>52191847Yeah, but I am bound to overcome it someday.
>>52191925Just try not to get too tied up in the details.
>>52192025Running out of puns? Seems like we're in a bit of a bind.
>>52190164>>52191274Are you the anon from last thread who was getting flustered fifteen minutes before he had to run a campaign IRL?>>52192970If you want to learn about humour, I can show you the ropes.
>>52193007Nah, different guy, I couldn't GM a campaign to save my lifeAlthough I did steal his reaction image
>>52193065Should I post more overzealous precautions taken for cute but potentially dangerous women, then?
>>52193117I ain't sayin' no
>>52193130Cool. I'll see if I can find any more art that's at least vaguely relevant, and appropriate.So what's the best kind princess? A traditional, effeminate one (who is possibly hiding something?)A tomboy who likes sword-fighting and spying, but hates corsets and heels? A bitchy ojou who demands to be carried everywhere, but secretly has a heart of gold?
>>52193199I'd say #1 with a No to the brackets, then #3 then #2 then #1 with Yes. Surprise dicks are the worst kind.
>>52193239I didn't meant she's a trap. I meant hiding a secret, like a curse, or something.
>>52193260Oh in that case #1 all the way. Can never be too careful on 4chan, y'know?
>>52193333Looking back, I realize how much that reads like I was hinting at her being a trap. I would have made trap princesses their own category. Nice quints, by the way.
>>52193199A traditional feminine one who is, in fact, not hiding anything.
>>52193260Oh. Okay, nevermind this >>52193375 then.For the future though: effemminate refers to something that's not feminine in nature but has grown to be akin to it. The word you wante4d to use there was feminine.
>>52193399>For the future though: effemminate refers to something that's not feminine in nature but has grown to be akin to it. The word you wante4d to use there was feminine.Aha, okay. My mistake. Thanks anon.
>>52193333>>52193375>>52193399I don't think I've ever seen /tg/ agree on something this easily.>>52193418Your mission is clear
>>52193199Tomboy princess. Cute hairstyle. Sometimes dirt on face from practicing with her sword.Her handmaidens fussing over her to make her look "proper" as the Duke's eldest son is visiting.Getting flustered the first time she's treated like a damsel.>>52193260>>52193346A reverse trap #2 is best princess.
>>52193434>I don't think I've ever seen /tg/ agree on something this easily.I know! I added the tomboy and the ojou as bait.
>>52193478I'm feeling very let down by the lack of pictures. How am I going to get flustered at this rate?
>>52193418You're welcome. Looking forward to what you'll cook up!
>>52193534got you covered senpai
>>52194112Look at that little golden Anubis sitting on a coin at the bottom of the picture, with a happy, content smile plastered on his face.He's so precious! (Does this count as a pun because he's made of gold? Wasn't intentional, honest)
>>52193709That princess is nowhere near kidnapped enough for my tastes.
>>52194383I got you this time.Any news on the game? I emailed the two addresses from the last thread but haven't heard anything other than a request for my timezone.
>>52194213The tiny anubis is great!>>52195061I emailed the address from earlier in this thread and haven't heard anything back yet. It's almost been a day.
>>52195441>>52195061That's really all there is at the moment. Trying to wait until this thread dies again to finalise the groups. I'll try to group up all the Americans and EUs together so the timezones don't fuck up.
>>52195686Well since I didn't get a response from one email, I went ahead and sent a message to the other one. Hopefully this'll all work out nicely.
>>52196073I think I responded to all the mails I got, at the very least. If you still don't get a response just give it another shot maybe.
>>52193199>A traditional, effeminate one >A tomboy who likes sword-fighting and spyingGet you a girl who can do both.
>>52196163Which email are you?
Too many human princesses in this thread.
>>52193199The apparently dainty, lazy and useless one who uses this image as cover while she secretly runs an espionage ring.Think Lord Percy Blakeley or Don Diego de la Vega in a pretty dress.
>>52196163Gave it another shot. Here's hoping!
>>52175798Best girl is dwarf girl.Daddy issues, tits, and money.
>>52198236Elf girl best girl, dwarf girl a shit.
>>52198246dorfs rule, elfs drool
How would you handle this situation?
>>52200277I'd invent the jaws of life.
How do I become a princess?
>>52200277Depends on whether or not the lack of a face is an artistic choice or not. Probably free her if so, freak out a bit of not.
>>52200277Would have to beg her forgiveness as I explain that it's going to take a little longer than anticipated to get her out, due to not having any means to cut a chain that big.
>>52175865That's because It got most of it's budget cut to go to Divinity: Original SinMost of their plans got scrapped as a result. Just for one example, there WAS supposed to be an Imp princess.I'm still mad, but I didn't like Original Sin. I find it boring.
>>52200277If she's even remotely dominant and somewhat predatory thank my /d/m for perfectly hitting one of my magical realms
I am enjoying my time as a pretty pretty dragon princess.She's cheery, she's proud, and she's utterly dedicated to her beloved knight husbando. They also look very cute together.I can only hope I can go through with my plans of potential world conquest via tactically marrying her party of other dragonkin, selective man-eatings, and general muderhobo-ery to the point that she can become a Queen Dragon with her own country.
>>52200277Come for her.A lot.
>>52201234Who is that supposed to be, a mimic?
>>52200866Why is /tg/ so sub heavy?
>>52201700I like making people feel good but don't like being in charge, I'd happily serve someone I loved sexually (and nonsexually), I sorta get off on knowing I made someone feel good
>>52201700Domming takes a surprising amount of energy and creativity.
>>52201804So you're a healslut?[/spoiler[
>>52201822YesActually played one in my last gameA LOT more fun than I thought, I'd really, REALLY love to do it again, provided I can find another fedomish game
>>52201856There seems to be some anons trying to get something together here. >>52176142. Could be worth a shot
>>52201392No, but this is.
>>52202012I'm honestly surprised the keyhole wasn't drawn in a different, more inviting, shape.
>>52201943Well looking over it it seems to be more PCs kidnapping princesses than anything that might result in PCs being femdomed, which is more my speed, but I'll drop an email, thanks anon
>>52201700Seems like its more dom heavy to me, what with all these kidnapped princess posts
>>52201700>>52202261Think it's a mix of both, some doms, some subs, all I know is I just want to be a prince kidnapped by princesses
>>52202055Now that's more like it. Romans and cute princesses.
>>52202056>Think it's a mix of both, some doms, some subs, all I know is I just want to be a prince kidnapped by princemy emails yesterday and today both asked this, but I haven't gotten a response yet.Personally I'm a princess.
>>52202042What would be the point? It doesn't have teeth there.
>>52202492You didn't get a response at all?
>>52202490You should like this one too then: >>52196990
>>52202574My Negro Sauce?
>Don't mind me, just doing a little bit of writing..."It was supposed to be an easy job, get in, grab the princess, and get out of there. That was until the guard spotted the princess in the back of the wagon. How he spotted her beneath all that grain is anyone’s guess, but I had to make a run for it and leave the roads anyways. If that wasn’t enough, in all the ruckus I got split up from the gang. Now it’s just me and the girl, in the woods. All I need to do is find a way to get through the woods and to the safe house, without letting the princess go. Shouldn’t be too hard, right?">>52202588All three are from Deviant Art. The artists are in the filenames. I can try to dig up the links if you need them though.
>>52202551I emailed both Notpromisinganythingyet and princesslewdsat @outlook and set a followup email to both just in case when earlier one of them said they thought they responded to everyone. I'm not sure if there's a problem on my end or not, but I'm getting other mail in presumably fine and there's nothing in the spam folder or anything.
>>52202644My bad, forgot to look at the filename.Also is that shredder from tmnt?
>>52202774fuck I really need to start reading filenames
>>52202492I have much the same questions, but I figured I'd at least get into contact first then ask questions if need be when we find out more details, I'm the healslutanon from both the posts you quoted, though I'll probably be happy just being helpful to the party even if there's no female PC/NPC to push me around
>>52202831I'd say there'll almost certainly some female PC's in the group. It'd be a weird ERP campaign if there wasn't at least one.
>>52202705I missed you mate, you were in the spam folder. My bad.
>>52203024I was kidnapped to the spam folder! Noooooo!
>>52203101Well you should have a reply now, assuming my technology skills haven't fucked up again
>>52203113I did. Thank you. I sent one in response as well just so we both know the lines of communication are fully open now.
>>52202977TrueIs it wrong that the pics like >>52202055 and >>52202574 are making me hope it'll be mostly female ladyknights capturing princesses?
>>52203360I have a different hope in mind for princess-seekers.
>>52203360If it wasn't that I'd be very surprised. Maybe the odd rogue thrown into the mix.
>>52203374alternatively--I get such a magical realm thrill over encountering Satyrs and Incubuses in normal games.
>>52202644"Princess Lena was naturally not being cooperative. She’d been kicking and making muffled screams the whole way, and I had at least one or two wounds from her pointed heels that would need some medical attention. She nearly took my eye out too. Seeing the opportunity to take a break, I set down the squirming woman on the ground and sat down on a fallen log to catch my breath."
>>52203374Maybe>>52203393>Body hairEw, noSeriously though, to each their own.I may just be wired weird but I like my women amazonian and my guys cute and/or ottermode, I wouldn't mind if your thing happened, I just probably wouldn't be as interestedPersonally I think I just like things that are a mix of masculine and femininity>>52203383That WOULD be more my style though
>>52203504If body hair's not your thing I still have a fairly good crop of pics to choose from.
>>52203531Including some possible kidnappers without hair at all!
>>52203531Now that one is nice~>>52203538Less so, it's just body hair I have a problem with
>>52203443I'll continue tomorrow. I have something to do early in the morning and need some sleep.
>>52176097>tfw you click a thread to see if anyone remembers the thing you did and someone does
>>52204122It was a good idea anon
>>52203576Looking forward to it
So out of curiosity, which culture has the best princesses, would you say? Real or fictional; I'm not fussy.There's such a huge variety of princesses here, I just had to wonder if there was a general consensus.
>>52179339>no-one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>52202055>Meanwhile in the NASUverse......although ironically, Julius is one of the few famous people in that thing NOT to get Genderbent.
>>52203422“Look, princess. I know that you don’t want to be here, but if you cooperate with me now this will all go easier. Your father is a rich man, and me and my friends want to be rich men too. All we’re gonna do is hold on to you until we get what we want. Unless your father doesn’t love you as much as his money at least… Now what do you say? I’m gonna take that gag off for a moment, don’t scream or it’ll go badly for you.”I suppose in hindsight I should have told her not to spit at me as well, don’t know if it would have done any good though. As it was I was wiping a gob of saliva off my face as Princess Lena snapped at me, “Father will never pay you, you swineheard! Not one copper!”
>>52206047I sighed and replaced her gag. Oh boy. This one is going to be a real pain. Hopefully Miss Alexis has a soundproof room in this safehouse or else we’ll never keep her hidden.I picked up the kicking and struggling princess and threw her over my shoulder once again sighing. With any luck I’d be able to make it through the woods before nightfall. I’d already had to redo Princess Lena’s bindings a few times and I didn’t want to risk an entire night of her trying to escape. A night without a tent in the Méchant Woods wasn’t appealing to me during the best of times.
>>52206047>>52206169This thread has everything. I'm impressed /tg/
>>52206169As luck would have it, we did reach the end of the woods as night was falling. I could see the town of Fleurs Rogues in the distance and the prominent silhouette of the Malfaiteur Inn against the setting sun. “Good Gods above, we made it.” I said to myself and the sullen princess.Not wanting to be seen dragging a bound and tied up girl, I waited until it was a little darker before approaching the Malfaiteur. Taking Princess Lena around to the delivery entrance in back, I knocked three times before someone opened the viewing slit to look out.Covering the princess’ ears so she wouldn’t hear me I said “Hey! It’s me, Roland. I got the goods.”Without a word the door opened and I brought the captive princess inside. The person who greeted me was Miss Alexis herself, a petite elven woman who’s frailty and beauty belied her steely temper. I started to tell her that I had the princess and that everything was going to work out when she backhanded me. As I massaged my face and began to taste copper, she demanded “Where have you been?”
>>52206695“Well I’ve been working in case you didn’t know. On that job we set up. You know, the one in the capital. What is wrong with you?"“When you were in the capital, did you notice anything different? That there were more guards and soldiers than usual?”“… Well yes actually. Why?”Miss Alexis sullenly handed me a pamphlet. I sighed, I hate reading. Mouthing the words slowly I made it through the page, “Invasion from the south… King… overthrown… I’m not getting paid for this job am I?”
>>52206328>Nobody says this.People have said this. I didn't realize there was a sole spokesperson for the term, and that happened to be you.>There is one autistic assholeYou really need to stop pretending that there's not a large amount of people who think your favorite term sounds stupid. And, you really need to stop doing all those other round-a-bout methods of trying to "protect" your favorite term."BBEG" is dumb, and you sound dumb using it. If you're not fine with that, don't use it, but for your own sake don't even try this bizarre route of pretending a term coined to sound stupid doesn't sound stupid.It makes you look ten times dumber than everyone involved in this little debacle.
>>52206760>Invasion from the south… King… overthrownI heard there's this Kingdombane guy who is buying princesses.
>>52206803Not that anon but pretty sure you're the one that sounds dumb here.
>>52207042Don't bring that shitty debate into this thread as well, please.>>52206760How do you not notice or hear about an invasion when you're in the capital, anyway?
>>52206760Be right back. Need to run an errand.
>>52205134That princess has some serious magic in stored up in her... chest. Source?
Just wanted to look at cute pictures of princesses get bombarded with bondage fetish images
>>52207581Be the change you seek in the world faggot
Not sure if she's a princess but she's wearing some expensive dye so she's probably at least a noble
>>52204324Here's the latest version in case it matters. I haven't touched it in forever so it might be the one people have.
>>52207581Here you go, anon.
>>52194383Unfortunately there's no art of these two in bondage, but I wish there was. >>52205999Because the premise is interesting and fun and titillating and most people secretly have perverted interests that don't get to explore. This thread and the possible campaign brewing provides a means.
>>52208843>Unfortunately there's no art of these two in bondageWhy even live?
>>52208843>Unfortunately there's no art of these two in bondage, but I wish there was.Aren't they the same person or sisters or something?
>>52208843Make it three!
>>52175585Save one, conquer her heart, marry her and rule the kingdom.
>>52208990Now you're just taunting us with your lack of bondage
>>52209048Touma Kisa is based.
I like this threadEio, get back to work
What is the best case scenario for a foreign princess to fall for you?
>>52208990Ooh, thank you! Adding this to my collection.>Eio, get back to workI knew you guys were in this thread.
>>52193709She's now officially my waifu
>>52209103I remember a similiar thread like this before.Also, I was drawn in by princesses, my weakness.
>>52209305Don't get any ideas, pal. I saw her first!>>52209310Princesses are a good weakness to have.
>>52206760“None of us are. Not unless you can find a buyer for an ex-princess. Can you dispose of a body?”“Whoah. Hold on a minute. I’m sure we can find another use for her!”“What’s a matter Roland? Squeamish?”“A little bit, yes actually. I kinda signed up on this because it was a job where I wouldn’t have to get my hands too bloody.”Miss Alexis sighed and turned to Lena, “Well girl, do you think you can be useful and not cause trouble?”The bound princess nodded her head frantically. Miss Alexis nodded and suddenly bent her over a barrel and began feeling her up, “Firm ass, nice breasts… Yeah we can use you. You’ll start as a barmaid. If you try to say anything to any of the customers, you’ll be lucky if they let me deal with you.”>Borderline art here
>>52209347Too late I ordered the pillow now I'm looking for a chapel that's willing to marry us
>>52209404Miss Alexis gave me a look to get out of there, so I headed up to the bar to grab a drink. When I got up there I found a welcome surprise, “Hey Dieter. Glad to see you made it back in once piece.”The black bearded dwarf turned to me and nodded, “You got back okay?”“With the ‘package’ none the less.”“Not that its worth anything now. Did you hear the news?”“I did. Probably should have listed to the gossip while we were in the capital.”Dieter shrugged, “Not our fault. We were working. Did you hear who did it?”“No. Who?”“Evidently its some renegade Baron named Basile or something.”“Never heard of him.”“Me neither. Until now it seems like no one has.”
>>52209347She says you can attend the wedding if you really want to
>>52209678>She says you can attend the wedding if you really want toI'll bring my kidnapping sack. She's coming with me.http://imgur.com/a/fgzUX
>>52209675“I’ll ask Miss Alexis when she’s done with the princess – I mean package.”“What is she gonna do with her? Normally she would just dump the body somewhere.”“She was going to, but I talked her out if it. She’s gonna maker a barmaid evidently.”“Really, that’s not a risk? And you talked her out of it of all people?”“Probably, some risk but she doesn’t exactly have a lot of options. And I can be persuasive when I want to be.” Seeing Dieter’s skeptical look I continued, “And I think she’s still hoping to make a profit off her somewhere.”>How's everyone liking this so far?
>>52209899I like it. I smell a lewd PC coming on too....
>party gets hired to work for the king>we do odd jobs like accompany caravans and quell enemy forces>party finds out princess is evil and is trying to have her father assassinated>king won't listen to reason, his little girl could not be evil and he will have our heads if we bring it up again>party makes a plan>sorcerer teleports rogue into the princesses room>he kills her and disposes of the body>someone heard them>guards are coming>fuck fuck fuck>sorcerer quickly alters self into princess and he dresses up in her clothes>rogue jumps out window>next day king ups the princesses royal guards, figuring she isn't safe>they never leave her alone>sorcerer has to keep up the act and can't change back>we eventually leave the kingdom and move on, leaving the sorcerer there>his days of conquering the forces of magic are over
>>52180147you play an elf right??So you know what you have to do anon! I'll wait here and wait for the Interracial Elv-ERP storys... yes i'll have all the time in the world....But seriously, you know, maybe, just maybe your GM is shipping you with her.. and maybe just maybe I'm a faggot who wants this to happen.
>>52209899Little more princess, little less people talking, I rekcon
>>52205369This made me laugh harder than it should have.Here's the original, very NSFW: http://imgur.com/a/4LBJe
>>52175585One of the characters in my Eclipse Phase has a princess patron, Leandra Maartens who has a brief paragraph in Sunward. Her grandfather is Zevi Oaxaca-Maartens, the king of a city-state on Mars and a bigshot corporate head. She has a television show where she insults dinner guests.I'm making her an emotionally stunted oligarch who keeps a menagerie of memory-edited Best Friends, of which the PC is a member.
>>52205134Probably Russia or Austria
>>52209899“Well speak of devils and they will appear.” Dieter looked over my shoulder, “Miss Alexis, how can we help you?”“I have bad news gentlemen. Baron Basile is having his men hunt for our guest, Lena. Furthermore there is a bounty out for you two, no names on the warrants, but a decent enough description that you’ll have to keep your heads down. However there is some good news too, we have a new barmaid.”With that we saw the now barmaid Lena come out. The princess was out of her finery and clearly uncomfortable in her new clothes, particularly the bosom of the dress which showed off her ample cleavage. >Gonna take a brief break while I think about where the story is gonna go
>>52211088Be sure to include chains and a gag on the barmaid, with maybe a serving tray. At least at first.
>>52210048With the way carriage guards seem to run at any sort of danger I wonder why we bother employing them at all. Any yahoo in a green cap and tights show up with a band of merry men and suddenly it's like their armor and steel are for naught and they just give up. What sort of men are these!? And the ride itself is a bumpy mess. I can't even open the window most times because daddy is too afraid of people knowing I'm in the carriage. Please, daddy, they know when it's my carriage, let me get a little air. I try and study my letters diligently, but perhaps I need to be the one with armor and steel because it seems like I'm the only one that actually cares for my safety!
>>52175585I have a tiny half-drow princess in one of my games. How do I make her the most adorable thing ever?
>>52201817This.Subs can get really damn lazy.
>>52211295 Not if you motivate them correctly
>>52211166Have her refer to all the PCs as "Uncle/Aunt X", with X being an appropriate diminutive of their name as spoken by a small child.Attempts to emulate them, or help them with various tasks.Wants to play with the biggest person of the group. Because then their piggyback rides make them the tallest princess in all the land!
>>52211624>MusclePrincess and kidnapped prince
>>52211624>Your highness! News arrived of your kidnapped son, the prince! The terrible dragon that abducted him your for ransom has been finally slain!>The daughter of your friend the other king, the princess of the neighboring kingdom organized a rescue party, however when they arrived to the dragon's lair the princess left her escorts, entered the cave and pounced on the unsuspecting dragon all alone. >An awe inspiring battle of strength has occurred, during which she wrestled the mighty monster down to the ground and snapped its neck with nothing but her bare hands. Then pulled out the bars from your, terrified but unharmed, son's cage and carried him back to their castle on her back.>We have also received note that she wishes to marry him.
>>52211295Not for me. The more I get tied up in an ERP, the more focus I put on what my character is thinking, how he/she is reacting to the bonds and actively squirming against them.It's not that difficult, really. You just try to include as many senses as seems reasonable, pepper in a few details and boom, you have an enjoyable, evocative post.
>>52213303I don't understand the point of view that doms have it hard/subs have it easy. The couple of times I've dommed it's super easy, mainly because I just do what I would want done to me. And as a sub it's more difficult because I'm trying to match the amount of content that the dom puts out, but I've got a much more limited toolset to work with, what with being tied up and everything.
>>52213591In my experience, it's more because some people imagine being a sub is easy that they ERP like a lazy ass, so you run into a lot of cold fish.
>>52213591I just feel more comfortable as a sub. My favorite things are either being so tightly restrained/dressed in rubber that I can hardly consider myself a person any more, or being bound just enough to still be able to fulfill some kind of domestic duty, then made to actively serve the dom.In those rare instances when I'm a dom, I'm mostly a real softie. Tie the sub up, tease them, make sure they're not uncomfortable, that sort of thing. Mostly.And sometimes my mood leans towards way darker things.
Now that I think about it... if Kings derive their authority via Divine Right, does it not therefore follow that royals should all get access to Cleric or Paladin spells in some way?I mean, come on, Pelor or whatever generic Jehovah expy your setting has is willing to dish out Protection from Poison and Zone of Truth to village Parsons but the King of the land, ordained by that god himself doesn't get a thing?Of course, usurpers to the crown wouldn't get anything until the highest local member of the church is willing to tell Pelor that the guy is okay, and the previous guy was a bit of a dick, or something.
>>52213636I have a rule. If you cannot type four complete sentences regardless of your situation, as a dom or a sub, you don't get to write with me. Because nothing kills the fun faster than a lazy co-writer.Exceptions made for fapping or schlicking. I'll even write more if it gets you off.
>>52189969>At first i thought thats a princess arena fight club.Thanks, I know what I'm doing for my next campaign.
>>52213980I made the royalty in my world gestalt classes. Truly ruling because by divine right, they are the strongest, smartest, and have the best genetics.
>>52197222>>52197717The towergirls thread is there>>52129844go away!
I think-- I think they finally got me. I was starting to nod off in my carriage. The ride to Tumwell is much too long, my corset was much too tight and I was getting sleepy. Suddenly something jerked the carriage and then-- and then I woke up here. Wherever here is. There's a cloth tied round my head, so I can't see much and my wrists are bound behind my back what feels like thick, rough rope. It scratches something terrible if I move around too much.My ankles are bound as well, with it feeling like I'm sitting in a chair I think they're bound to the chair's legs. There's also a wet cloth in my mouth, it tastes damp like it's been there for a while. It makes it hard to try and talk or say anything. There's a big knot in it that muffles any sound I try and make. Wherever this is there's a slightly cool breeze, but I can't hear any noise like it's outside. I wonder where I am. I tried to untie myself with magic, but the ropes are too tight and I can't move my hands enough. If these are the boggins then they probably already know anyway. I can hear some men with rough voices talking in low voices. I think I hear my family name and scratching like someone writing. Could it be they are simple highwaymen? What of Osworth's men? The roads were to be safe! And now I'm in no better of a situation than Annalise. How wrong was I to have made light of her situation. I can hear the sounds of heavy boots on stone as someone approaches me. I catch the scent of ale and ash in the air, and a body which probably hasn't seen a splash of soap and water in a fortnight. Plump fingers grasp my chin, a shiver running down my spine as a deep voice says clearly "I think she's awake now," followed by the sounds of more movement. More boots on stone and the smell in the air gets worse. I'm trembling, worried more than ever about what is to be my fate.
>>52213899What sort of darker things?
>>52214182I'm not that anon, but I like some pretty rough stuff as a sub. And by rough I mean guro style limb removal. I feel like that sort of thing turns people off so I try not to mention it.
>>52214269That's stuff's cool too. I thought you meant executions.
>>52214287Well, yeah. Bad End is Best End.
>>52214358I'd say it's tied with cutesy, comfy good ends.
>>52213591>>52213636>>52213899I quit ERP because all the subs I met were fucking passive and they all wanted the same routine. I felt like if none of them wanted to put a drop of their own effort to do something for me.
>>52214670There is an Oglaf comic for that...
>>52214894Link me to it
Do we need a third princess thread? I don't have my princess folder handy because I'm currently a disgusting phoneposter, but >>52214257 is a thing I want and I guess stealing princesses and poofy skirts are fun in general.
>>52215182Shit hits too close to home familia
>>52215065Princesses never say die! Until they become Queens and it's all Off with Their Heads.
>>52213994I like your rule. I don't require long, multiple paragraph posts, but at least put some effort into it. Too many times I've run into a dom that *ties you up* or a sub that just *moans*. Seriously, people.>>52214182Soft vore, various forms of [spoilerlimb removal, permanent bondage, total degradation (leading the former princess through town on a leash, naked except for the copious amounts of semen from when I let my personal guard gangbang her),[/spoiler] that sort of thing. Oh and snuff, though usually bloodless.
>>52215597>Oh and snuff, though usually bloodless.https://imgur.com/a/Y4A3o
>>52215639Thank you based anon. Truly, I am unworthy.
>>52213591>>52213636I've actually had a couple of instances in ERP where a dom had to admit they've run out of ideas about how to reply and the RP instead of becoming me describing my thoughts, feelings, and actions as a sub for a while until they can think of something else>>52213980I'd say in a pious state, royalty would have some sort of divine spellcasting class by default, maybe not every nation though Also makes a good reason why a prince might be kidnapped by a ladyknight andforced to be her healslut>>52214182>>52214269Teasing and denial is as far as I'd prefer personally especially if it's princess (male)>>52214287>>52214358>>52214371My preference for bad ends are nonferal vore or object TF into anything that would be used like clothes or sextoys, good old fashion mindbreak is good too, particularly if lesbians are involved, or if the subject is male so is death by snu snu
How does one make himself good to marry a princess in any setting?
>>52216061Honor and glory! Valor and justice! Might and magic!
>>52216163>>52216163>>52216163For when we run out of thread.
>>52216061Depends on the princessSome you'd be able to marry as long as you're a good political match up, some will be interested as long as you bring lots of land/money, some if you rescue them, some if they rescue you
>>52201817>>52211295>>52213591I may as well ask since we're on the subjectWhat's the best way for someone who has never done it before to break into 'the scene'? How much work with rope should I know? How do I know when I'm ready?Also, where did you guys learn, because it's going pretty slow for me. I'm probably not practicing enough, but I could use more resources.Also, I'm really bad at bundling rope for some reason.
>>52175822Didn't Shrek 3 do that?
We need a new thread?