your move, faggots
>>52147324O lower right.
>>52147324I cast Arcane Shot.
>>52147324*Teleports Behind you*
>>52147324>>52147381O upper left.
>>52147475>>52147474>>52147381shit how do I even deal with this
Look, the problem already revealed is that you're not thinking with enough dimensions. Behind implies space behind you. An obscured space. A space largely out of view.You know what you must do.
I expand it into a cube and take the right and top side for a tactical advantage.
>>52147965There's a damn snake in this thing!
>>52148141And the snake is a wizard! I think it placed a magic trap on that square!
>>52148278I move and shoot.
>>52148278It triggers my countermeasure, summoning a phantom X to the top left, front side.
>>52148412You just activated my trap circle underneath Phantom X.
Guess I'll pick Big Zam.
>>52148502Shit. Now what?
>>52148621See how you deal with this one, fucko. Land on this space and you're fucking bankrupt for sure.
>>52148737Christ, I hate Magic. Fine, here, pick one you piece of shit.
op here, going to bed, work in the morningkeep going please
>>52148975Pssh, /tg/ users having a life? What nonsense and heresy is this?
I censor the tarmogoyf
>>52149027I roll for initiative to counterattack the censorship act.
>>52149027I uncensor the poor card and get on at piccadilly.
>>52149027HEY! WHERE'S THE INITIATIVE ROLL?AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE, I DO NOTHING ABOUT THIS BREAKING OF RULES!
>>52149057>>52149045Right here, sir.
>>52149068GOOD! I CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE!
>>52148994He's obviously a heretic or a witch or some shit.I say kill it with fire.But since I couldn't be bothered to own a lighter I'll leave it to the rest of you brave warriors of all the good and kinda-ok things, yes?
>>52149115I use reserve O's and do a LINE COMBO! I win
>>52149254Well damn, that was a quick end.Shit, now I'm out of a job of being the unofficial judge.
>>52149285An old man has a question
>>52149335OH YES OLD MAN WHAT IS THE QUESTION.I AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE HAVE A SMALL CHANCE OF BEING ABLE TO ANSWER.
>>52149358do you know the true meaning of what it means to get in-a-row?
>>52149437Uh......UH......It means you have three symbols of the same design in a perfect row! Doing so results in a win in tic-tac-toe!(WHY IS AN OLD MAN ASKING ME EXISTENTIAL QUESTIONS, I'M JUST AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE)
>>52149516Page 256 section 3 of the 7th Edition Rulebook, it states that as an unofficial judge you have to answer questions asked by mythical or elderly figures if the questions are mathematical, scientific, directions, existential, theoretical, or riddles.
>>52149644Well shit.The Life of an Unofficial JudgeStarring: An Unofficial Judge
>>52149335WHILE THE UNOFFICIAL JUDGE IS DISTRACTED I DOUBLE THE BOARD, THUS MEANING YOU REQUIRE DOUBLE THE POINTS TO WIN.SUCK IT.
>>52149841WAIT WHATUNOFFICIAL JUDGE DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS!HOW? HOW CAN THE GAME CONTINUE? IT'S ALREADY WON? WHAT IS THIS?MY LIFE IS TORTURE! WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS JOB?
>>52149841Too bad for you, I use pot of greed !I forgot the effect though
>>52149878It chose you.>>52149913HAHA, YOU POOR BASTARD, I HAD THE LARGER POT OF GREED THE WHOLE TIME.I can't quite recall what it does either though.
>>52149987Aaaaaand My card was actually a slave, not only do you lose but you also get to pay me five times my wager.
>>52150215Oh shat. My life as an Unofficial Judge is getting serious now.I will continue to do nothing.
>>52150215Queen of Swords ascendent, I negate my loss, but I am now in serious debt.Game on.
N-nani?This thread... Theyre thinking in strategy over 8 moves down the line
>>52150328As the Queen spots dubs, I slay her and place my strong claim heir on the throne to manipulate the debt away. Viva!
>>52150420You activated my trap NAP!
>>52150520I SUMMON THE TARASQUE AND PLACE MY CARD IN ATTACK MODENOW ROLL YOUR SAVING THROW
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>52150584FUCK!
>>52150598I declare a blood cascade, we're all going to drown if something isn't done.Including the unofficial judge.Especially the unofficial judge.
>>52150633Congrats you actually got me cornered kiddo.I activate BERSERKER SOUL : for every monster card I draw, one more attack I obtain.BUT HEY ... WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I ACTUALLY DRAW A MONSTER CARD ?!!!
>>52150969DOROOOOO !!!!!!!MONSTA KAAADO !!!!
I have watched this madness long enough, I am sorry for doing this...
>>52151169Fuck, if we were playing another game drawing this would have actually been useful
>>52151004Yeah, nah, in response I Flashback Moment's Peace
>>52151213I equip MASK OF JUSTICE to mushroom man making him invulnerable to attack or destruction by magic.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>52151233>Sacrefice mushroom man to summon 1d3 dire rats
>>52151247Can't he's indestructible. Even by magic.
>>52151264>Sacrifice: Divine class action>In case of dispute, contact local judge
>>52151270>>52151264>>52151247I CALL UPON THE JUDGE TO... uh... JUDGE WHETHER ACTION CAN BE CARRIED OUT!
>>52151280I JUDGE THAT YOU CAN
>>52151338O shit the rats are also slightly ethereal, making them immune to Pepe abilities and physical attacks. Oh and maybe they can fly?
>>52151338>>52151343Well I activate the magic card pot of greed, it allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck!
>>52151353And of course I forget the image
>>52151361I play CLASSY POT OF GREED. It is a monster that allows me to draw 5 cards each turn and increases the cards allowed in my hand to 70.
>>52151361You sure sure that's actually what pot of greed does ? I don't mean to be a buzzkill but I have some doubts here
>>52151380On behalf of my moustache I gain a token for the next anime reactions montage and pass the turn
>>52151423I SHALL END THIS BATTLE I PLAY THE DREADED 4 DRAW 4S ANDE DECLARE UNO
>>52151431>I PLAY THE DREADED 4 DRAW 4S ANDE DECLARE UNONO THATS NOT POSSIBLE
>>52151431I play Burt Reynolds equipped with Harrowing Moustache in defense mode. Blocking three of your four draws.Damn... I'm an inch from losing all of Spiritual Pressure.
>>52151436VICTORY IS MINE
>>52151458THATS WHAT YOU THINKDRAW FOURS ARE ONLY ABLE TO BE BLOCKED BY ANOTHER DRAW FOUR YOU FOOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52151474BAMN BITCH!YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH A LEGENDARY CARD?I SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
>>52151436>>52151458>>52151462>>52151474JOKE'S ON YOU SUCKERS I STORM OFF WITH ALL THE CARDS I JUST DREW
>>52151474>>52151513I CANT HANDLE THIS DUEL
>>52151521>>52151343>the rats are also slightly ethereal, making them immune to Pepe abilities and physical attacks.
>>52151546>>52151521Your attack is ineffective.
Wow, the Tic-Tac-Toe DLC really changes the strategy.
>>52151546Objection>pepe uses meme magic which obviously affects etheral creatures. There for they are only immune to the physical part of his attack.
Don't mind me, just turning in my quest since I paid 50 fucking dollars for this shitty game and my guys keep dying thanks to those FUCKING RATS.
>>52151599Your reward is a pet feral dire rat.(note it is untrainable).
>>52151536Well I play Pachirisu!
>>52151536with pepe raising the ground and three +4 stacked I summon multidimensional grid and reveal my masterful check
>>52151644Those are draw 5 cards. They are 11 times as effective as draw 4s.
>>52151644I cast RETRO MEEM.I super rare digimon that I found in the basement.It probably does something.
>>52151644I play Sheherazade. We play a subgame that does not affect the outcome of this game
>>52151789JUUUUDGE, my opponent announced a different spell from the one he cast
>>52151788INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS.https://youtu.be/V92OBNsQgxU
>>52151833Lol. you can't do that. Just sold the gamestore to this nice japanese fellow. Now there are new houserules
>>52151833>>52151839See, Jamal? I TOLD you using 3.5e was a bad idea, why you always gotta go and try and skimp on cost you poor ass nigger
>>52151839>>52151833Rules? SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
Did I win?I... I think I won...
>>52152224What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>52152499How can someone win a game he is not playing if winning is part of playing?
>>52152967EMPEROR DAMN IT
Rolled 12 (1d20)I roll to set fire to the gaming table.
>>52151880Your turn. Call or fold?
Ah shit, I spilled my drink!
>>52153805>Call or fold?I call Papa Johns. You guys want anything? Just skip my turn if you get to it.
>>52153841Isn't this a 2 person only game?
>>52153841Large pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, Canadian bacon and pineapple please
>>52153915I know I haven't exactly been in the running to win, but there's no need to be rude about it. I had a shitty draw of 4 aces a few hours back and now i'm stuck with 1 mana a turn, negative lifepoints, and I have to cut my pinky off and give it to the winner.
Were getting into the real late game folks. We are officially 2 and half minutes to midnight, the 1 HP having of course, lowered the time on the clock by an entire minute, and unlocking the nuclear launch codes.Will any players really risk it?
>>52154069It is not often I have the pleasure of seeing this piece come out.
>>52154069>hear about tic-tac-toe thread on /tg/>get here just in time to see the nukes unlockedWhat a time to be alive.
Oh hey, Big Zam.
I put an x in the middle
I flip the whole damned table over.Oh, hey-- I forgot there was a backgammon board on the other side.Who even plays backgammon?
>>52154328ha while you helped me assemble the perfect board state and thanks to all the extra cards I was finally able to complete it. Behold the absolute power of TRUMP THE UNSTUMPABLE ONE
>>52154368Guys, I don't think it's a backgammon board.
>>52154383I SUMMON URBANMECH
>>52154383I, as the unofficial judge, am back and WHAT THE SHIT WHY HOW DO I RESET AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE HOW DAMN UNOFFICIAL RULEBOOK WHERE IT IS IT?
>>52154490Oh there it is!Uh.....UH.....(I forgot the damn thing has infinite pages who designs this?)
>>52154468It says here on page 32 of the Tic-tac-toe 7th edition rulebook, that if a backgammon monster is discovered upon flipping over the board, then a Time Moment® must be declared. So I guess we'll need to pull out the Time Wizards rulebook
I have no fucking idea what is going on in this thread. And I'm okay with that.Shine on you crazy diamonds.
>>52154153Do you think we can keep this thread going... for 99 hours?
>>52154490It's current editor-in-chief is Margaret, you know, Margaret down at the Anglican Mission. She joined the /tg/-tic-tac-toe rule compendium bureau with glowing referrals from having worked on the seventh edition of Mornington Crescent Scottish tournament ban list.If you get a chance, taste her Madeira Cake.
>>52154578We're gonna need bigger guns.
>>52154586Sure.*browses through*All right, cool.As an unofficial judge, I shall continue to do nothing.
>>52154681>nuke>not the yellow signPleb.
>>52154681When anon said nukes were unlocked I knew what I had to do.
>>52154681>Tfw Trump is on 4chan playing tic tac toe with us
Mfw this thread
>>52154821We post-apocalyptic wasteland survival now! Roll to scavenge supplies from the nuked house.
>>52154924I put a radioactive X
>>52154943I put another x
>>52154821It's not very effective...
>>52154976My tan army guy infiltrates the middle bottom square
>>52154976Oh hey X wins! Let's just go back to the base
>>52155016>>52155021Yay for democracy, unfortunately we still need 6 in a row due to >>52149841
>>52155011IS NOBODY GOING TO ADDRESS THIS
>>52155011I quickload to avoid this damn mutation.
>>52155047>>52155062We started a new grid before he regenerated, and thus he's trapped in a parallel universe. It take roughly three seasons of Doctor Who timey-wimey bullshit to bring him back.
>>52155078*It WOULD take
>>52155011Inhale ultra Jet and let loose with the MIRV
>>52155021How the hell are we going to get back to base? We're still behind enemy lines!
>>52155302What are you talking about private? These lines are covered in the /tg/ flag.Well...A tg flag anyway.
>>52155401fuckin fight me
>>52155401>Obligatory "is this loss"
>>52155770It's on.>>52155843Well that's missed opportunity, -5 funpoints to me. I'm off to a great start.
>>52155862Anyone want Ice cream?
>>52155862Fuck, I wanted the ghost, now im trapped with the dire rat
>>52156695>>52156771YOU MANIACS, WE'RE BEING SENT DOWN THE TROUSERS OF TIME!
>>52157420I'll be honest. I don't really know where this leaves us...
>>52157420>>52157460It's Big Zams all the way down.
>>52157420>>52157460Y'know, I think this may be 3 seasons of Doctor Who worth of Timey-Wimey bullshit.OhOH GOD HE'S BACK.
>>52157561Guess who else is back?
>>52157420>>52157561The pants were a mimic all along!
>>52157599FINAL BATTLE FOR ALL OUR SOULS.
>>52157730THE PILLARS OF CREATION SOUND WITH THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES, BOOSTING OUR MORALE, BUT THE DAEMONIC BACKGAMMON TABLE IS STRONG INDEED
>>52157875Shit, a timp skip.
Rolled 1 (1d20)i cast wish. I wish for the DAEMONIC BACKGAMMON TABLE to die right now.
>>52157932DOOMED US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
>>52157932NOW IT'S ANGRY
>>52157932>>52158021TIME TO END THIS
Luckily the clones only had a limited lifespan, but the damage is done.>>52158047Or is it?
I'm legit convinced this is exactly what the shit the chaos Gods do in the warp in their spare time.
>>52158086I know what to doI SUMMON GREEN X
>>52158047>>52158086Hang on, this should save some bullshit.
>>52158047Wait a second-- those chompers look familiar!
>>52158163I use my word wizardry!
>>52158163>>52158183>>52158193The unicorn dissipates, leaving the monster with a fearful wound!
>>52157667>>52158086Okay, that's enough of that. As long as nobody destroys this spell card, we should be safe...
>>52158242I move and shoot.
>>52158217>>52158242>>52158267THREE X'S IN A ROW?! A GIGANTIC COMBO X APPEARS IN SPACE, SLICING THE MONSTROUS FANG.
>>52158242>As long as nobody destroys this spell card, we should be safe...
>>52158326I just know another fucker will do something else while I wait for this minute to end.
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
>>52158347Oh hey, 4 in a row. That's a win isn't it?
>>52158347It seems we have a winner!
>>52158383lurk moar, newfag.
>>52158384>>52158385No, we need six in a row.
>>52158347....But we're playing backgammon......
>>52158409hurrdurr I dont let people have fun and call them neeeeew fagsFuck off candyass
>>52158384It's getting to the point where my paint can't handle the sizes of the images, so yes, have this award.>>52158423I declare 6 to be 4.
>>52158444We've been doing this for years. anyone who isn't a newfag would know this. Anon was acting like this was a novel thing
>>52158468Its called having a good time in the thread? Jesus christ jerk off some more buddy
>>52158462>so yes, have this award.I mean, I'm not the winner, I just put Big Zam in some pants. Thanks for the reward I guess suckers.
Well this was a nice thread, I finally got to use my shitty MS Paint skills too.
Official Body Count.
>>52158619>not including the urbiesNever 5get
>>52158495I never said there was anything wrong with having a good time in this thread.
>>52158619>16,000,000,000 space currenciesWe caused the Altarian dollar to collapse again, haven't we?
SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>52158639Forgive me, updated body count.>>52158735The Altairian dollar is now extinct.
>>52158753FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.I wonder, could someone make a webm of all the pics in order, thus showcaseing the entire battle?
>>52158772Did the labyrinth ghost make it out?
>>52158737I second this motion.
>>52158807ghosts are dead already. they don't count
>>52158807He's a ghost, it wouldn't add to the casualties either way.He retired from labyrinthing, and now owns a profitable restaurant chain in Provence.
Putting the thread on suptg now, what tags would you suggest?
>>52158886was about to use Tic Tac Toe, MS Paint, and /tg/. with the description "OP challenges /tg/ to another game of knots and crosses. Things progress exactly as one would expect when using the board's house rules."
>>52158772You forgot the Highest Storm Count, bruhStorm count on... 20?
>>52158886Never mind, someone beat me to it.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlVote now.
>>52158913Saw it right as I was about to hit post.
There isn't enough images left for another game, so here's some highlights (read: my own shitty contributions) from previous games.
NOT SO FAST MOUTHERFUCKERSI GOT BLACKJACK
I have no idea whether this one was from tictactoe or chess.
>>52158983You can only play that if you have hookers too.
I could see this somehow becoming a new player for /tg/ in 4Chan Divegrass
>>52158996OKAYHEY ANON GIVE ME YOUR PHONE SO I CAN CALL YOUR MOM
>>52158983Twist and shoutTwist and shoutC'mon C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, baby, now
this was definitely from chess.>captcha: CACALACHEN PILOTS>>52159005it was: /tg/ chess
>>52159005Please don't taint this or any thread with that insufferable circlejerk.
>>52159012Nice try anon.I'm your mom
>>52159005>>52159025I think /tg/ chess was replaced a year or two ago.
>>52159045MOTHER I FOUND YOU
Guys I got some pillows we can build a fort!>>52159063Oh fuck, I was in that one.
>>52159080O-or we c-could have a pillow fight~
fedora master can probably be found in a pdf thread
ANd that's all I feel like contributin. If anyone has anything else to add, feel free.
>>52159194I have this.
won't show up in the archive, but >>52145704is an example of a game.>>52159265fina- that looks disgusting.
Just leaving this here for no reason.
>>52159283Papa john's was a mistakeOrder a ham and pinapple pizza from pizza hut instead
>>52159318And I, for no reason, will post the source http://hentai2read.com/love_hate_letter/1/>>52159265Oh, dude you missed the game.
>>52159399fuck that. dried tomatoes, roasted peppers, and mushrooms.
>>52159399>>52159446Can I get a pepperoni and pineapple?
>>52159478Why would you ruin a pizza with pepperoni?
>>52159494 Pepperoni is the default topping.
you guys are all degenerates
>>52160272And? It's garbage. Nothing more than a disc of crispy salt.Put salami on that shit nigga.
>>52159446Add olives and pesto to that, remove the cheese, and we are golden.Or not-golden, as there is no cheese, but fuck yeah.
>>52160337>Implying crispy salt isn't /tg/'s favourite topping on anything and everything
>>52160340that sounds delicious. I mean, I'd personally keep the cheese, but it sounds delicious your way too.>captcha: CADIA ETANOL
this would make a good /tg/ thread simulator
I declare Idle and ask for ARO
>>52160321where do you think we are?
>>52161326That sounds great!Two please.
someone slap together a screencap of this shit
>>52161622It's already on sup/tg/
>>52152742that is how you win...The Game.
>>52161760What [redacted]?That seems like a silly way to win The [redacted].
4d tic tac toe
>>52162396Oh silly!That's an image of [redacted]Why would you link to an image of [redacted] of all things?
>>52162600 Because you just lost The Game
Hey guys, op here, back from workThanks for making this a great thread, I love all of you.
wtf are you guys doing
>>52159063Awshit I remember that one
>>52163295Infiltrating the Queen's private chambers.
>>52163168Proud to be a part of it. For a moment in the halls of teegee, a faint light in the dim flickered, expanded, burned, and died in glory.
This was a good thread, but it's time to put an end to it. Majestically.