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    70 KB FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)14:59 No.5203486  
    >Skill gained, INTELLIGENCE
    >continuing to eat fruit....
    >fruit is delicious!
    >finished eating fruit.

    >Enter Command _______
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:01 No.5203506
    Take an apple, dig it to get a new tree.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.5203514
    Defy Yahweh.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:04 No.5203528

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:07 No.5203554
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    Cut it down, make it into a cross, burn cross, then use apples to make a delisous pie.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:11 No.5203583
    Look around for a snake. I think I may have pissed off God.
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)15:17 No.5203633
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    >Skill gained, PLANNING
    >TAKE an APPLE, DIG it to get a NEW TREE.
    >digging hole...
    >burying apple...
    >apple has been buried.

    It doesn't seem like you've gotten some kind of new tree from doing this. Perhaps you did something wrong?

    >Defy Yahweh

    You think you've just done that. However, you have no recollection of a 'Yahweh', or anything you could defy. To think of it, you don't have any memories at all. The only things you currently know about are:

    >apples = delicious


    You're not sure how you would do that.

    >>Cut it down, make it into a cross

    You're not sure how to cut it down, but you can certainly reach that branch. You're not sure how you would fashion it into a cross, though.

    >Item recieved, BRANCH

    > Look around for a snake. I think I may have pissed off God.

    In fact, you do find a snake. It's very large, and moving towards you.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:21 No.5203652
    Move away backwards from snake. If snake attacks hit it with stick, if it doesn't look around.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:23 No.5203671
    Also run out and help save the retard that pissed of the snake
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:27 No.5203702
    Eat Stick
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:31 No.5203731
    Pick up snake and eat it
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:32 No.5203738
    Use branch to hit apples at snake
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:32 No.5203742
    Have sex with the apple
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:34 No.5203762
    Gang band the apple with the other anon
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:41 No.5203803
    Climb onto the tree and moonsault onto the snake.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:41 No.5203807
    Aww jyeah take it bitch apple
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)15:49 No.5203875
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    >Move away backwards from snake. If snake attacks hit it with stick, if it doesn't look around.

    Plan enacted

    >looking around...

    While looking around, you notice something in the sky. Clouds. They seem benign.

    >Eat Stick

    You gnaw on the stick, and find that it tastes bad. Your stick is now sharp from gnawing.

    >Pick up snake and eat it

    >INTELLIGENCE engaged
    >Possibility of HITTING SNAKE with STICK

    >approaching snake...
    >stabbing snake...
    >pursuing snake...
    >stabbing snake...
    >stabbing snake...
    >snake is dead.
    >eating snake...
    >snake is delicious! However, you were not very hungry after eating that apple, and so there is much left over.

    It starts to RAIN. It is very cold. It is starting to grow dark.

    Your body feels sluggish after all that eating.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)15:53 No.5203907
    >>Your body feels sluggish after all that eating.

    I have sex with an apple to restore my vigor.
    >> The Bearded Bear 07/19/09(Sun)16:06 No.5204002
    Sit below tree, meditate until rain stops.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:07 No.5204010
    You know what? Why not? I support this idea and propose we use the stick to make multiple love holes in the apple.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:07 No.5204015
    Donkey punch The Bearded Bear and then run screeming through the rain
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)16:20 No.5204106
    >Climb onto the tree and moonsault onto the snake.
    >Have sex with the apple
    >I have sex with an apple to restore my vigor.
    >INTELLIGENCE engaged

    >climbing tree...
    >climbing tree...
    >getting apple...
    >eating apple...

    Oh no! You seem to have fallen from the tree in mid-eating due to your overall sluggishness and the wetness from the rain! You black out.


    Everything is dark. You see and hear nothing. You have no memories of anything or anyone like you. You are alone. You are afraid to be alone. There is an image in your head....a vague one, of a companion for you. What defines her more than anything, is the one sensation you have learned, which you enjoy.


    However, in your greed, you dream of yet another companion. Two companions, both of whom are very


    But one is better than the other. There is one who gives, even when you harm her. Her body is smooth, and warm, but it seems that at least tonight, you are uninterested.

    Your partner tonight is also


    But is so much less fragile than the other one. She gives of herself freely. Her body is warm and round. She smells like apples.

    >> <MORE>
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)16:21 No.5204121
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    OOPS! Forgot the picture! One more post after this.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:25 No.5204154
    I look around more. Then maybe jerk off...
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)16:33 No.5204236
    >waking up

    You wake up in the morning, to find that the rain has washed away the mess that was left last night. Also, it seems that during the night, something has happened to the apple you buried.

    >Enter Command __________

    >Sit below tree, meditate


    You have no idea what happened last night. Was that a....dream? And where did you get the idea about that word?

    >meditating further...
    >done speaking...
    >Memory recovered!
    >your name = ADAM

    >meditation interrupted!

    Now that you've fully woken up, you realize something. Your chest hurts badly.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:34 No.5204241
    Command her to pick more apples for me while I have sex with the apples
    >> llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)16:35 No.5204255
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    Forgot the picture -again-
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:38 No.5204279
    Check chest for wounds.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:39 No.5204291
    Check tree for breakfast and snakes. Check vitals of new tree.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:43 No.5204319
    Hug TREE
    Read STICK
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:50 No.5204375
    find snake
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)16:51 No.5204379
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    >Check chest for wounds.

    Status is WOUNDED!

    There is a terrible, but scabbed-over gash. Palpation will reveal that no bones were broken.

    >Check tree for breakfast and snakes.

    There are apples in the tree, and a small snake as well. Which is breakfast? The snake stares at you curiously.

    >Check vitals of new tree.

    It looks like a sapling. It seems healthy.

    >Hug TREE

    You hug the tree. Its firmness is reassuring.

    >Read STICK

    There is nothing on your stick except for dried blood.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)16:59 No.5204435
    Kill snake with stick. Use its body as a band-aid
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:08 No.5204504
    Kill snake, pull its teeth and combine them with the stick to create a MORNING STAR. Use the snake remains as fertilizer.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:17 No.5204565
    place snake in anus
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)21:29 No.5206739
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    >Kill snake with stick. Use its body as a band-aid
    >Kill snake, pull its teeth and combine them with the stick to create a MORNING STAR. Use the snake remains as fertilizer.
    >place snake in anus

    >approaching snake...
    >brandishing SHARPENED STICK

    The snake speaks!

    "Please, do not kill me as you have done to my sister! If you spare my life, I will teach you the secret ways of snake-magic, and you can heal your wounds."

    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:33 No.5206783
    n. we know snake is delicous. also we don't understand words. only taste.
    >> GreyThri-Kreen 07/19/09(Sun)21:53 No.5206962
    Snakes are wise and sensual, powerful and mysterious.

    Yes, goddamit!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:02 No.5207029
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:05 No.5207055
    Accept the offer, if he is lying, we can kill him anyways.

    Or if he's not lying, if we are hungry after all that learning.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:16 No.5207149
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/19/09(Sun)22:21 No.5207195
    >Y = 3
    >N = 1

    You accept the snake's offer. She whispers to you from the tree, and reveals to you many secret, unknown words. These words, when inscribed upon natural items, may sometimes be imbued with extraordinary powers. The word she teaches you is the word of LIFE. She tells you to inscribe it with your stick upon a leaf. The more vibrant the leaf, the better.

    >Skill gained, SIGILS
    >Sigil gained, LIFE
    >no image for this post, as nothing has changed
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)00:43 No.5208097

    Welps, I'm probably gonna go to sleep then.
    If any more interest pops up in the next hour, I'll continue, if not, I'll give up on this when it 404's.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)00:54 No.5208165
    inscribe LIFE on DEAD SNAKE.

    wave like FLAG on STICK, then apply to WOUND.
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)01:04 No.5208240

    >inscribe LIFE on DEAD SNAKE

    But the snake isn't dead. Do you wish to rectify this?
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:05 No.5208248
    I believe this anon means the snake we killed yesterday.
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)01:06 No.5208256

    That snake is gone. It seems the rain has washed it away in your sleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:15 No.5208323
    inscribe LIFE on TORSO then.
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)01:31 No.5208447
    >inscribe LIFE on TORSO

    You do so. It -hurts-. Your health degrades further, and it seems that your wounds have not healed from this action.

    However, you feel full of vitality and energy, and your pain fades.

    > Skill gained, GODLY VITALITY

    >enter command _______
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)01:32 No.5208453
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    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:33 No.5208460
    Inscribe LIFE on SAPLING.
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)01:44 No.5208528
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    >Inscribe LIFE on SAPLING

    You inscribe LIFE upon the sapling, and it grows quickly. It becomes tall, and becomes a tree before your very eyes! Vines spring from the surrounding earth, and climb up the tree. Before your very eyes, the vine has sprouted small, red flowers, and the tree has sprouted larger, white ones.

    It is very beautiful.

    You're beginning to grow a bit hungry.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:49 No.5208560
    LOOK at SNAKE.

    GRAB an APPLE.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:50 No.5208569
    >Eat Snake_
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:53 No.5208594
    inscribe LIFE on APPLE.

    eat APPLE before it can finish its LIFE MAGIC.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:55 No.5208610
    Kill snake, eat half of it, engrave LIFE on the other half.

    Lets see if we can bring back the dead.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:56 No.5208617

    we made a deal with that snake

    fuck you, I aint killin' it
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:57 No.5208624
    Snake might be willing to teach us more magiks...

    Though if we (can) resurrect it I'm sure it wouldn't mind (much)...
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)01:59 No.5208648
    basically, I don't want our status as an oathbreaker to mess with our rune magic. oathbreaking aint coo'.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)02:01 No.5208658

    I'm in agreement with you; my post was a 'best case scenario' take on that, and even then it wasn't good.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)02:01 No.5208661

    Lets asks her for more magiks, if answer is no

    1. Torture and ask again, if she refuses again:
    2. kill, eat, resurrect, ask again
    3. Repeat until learned more magiks or full
    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)02:10 No.5208728
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    >3 suggestions for killing the snake so far. If more commands are entered, you will work towards betraying the snake.

    As you head towards the tree, the snake speaks. "I am tired, and must rest now. I will teach you more secrets tomorrow." She disappears into the foliage. You suspect she'd be easy to find though, if you grew hungry or wanted more magic.

    >GRAB an APPLE

    You must climb the tree to do this. However, with your newfound fortitude, you're able to do this far more easily. You climb up and retrieve an apple.

    >inscribe LIFE on APPLE.
    >eat APPLE before it can finish its LIFE MAGIC.

    You attempt to quickly enchant the apple and eat it before any magic can finish.

    You feel a lump in your stomach. It feels very solid, but any discomfort soon fades.

    >Skill gained, NEVER HUNGRY!

    You hear something coming from the distance. It sounds very loud.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)02:15 No.5208763
    inscribe Life on your knuckles. I'm feeling punchy.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)02:24 No.5208818
    >Skill gained, NEVER HUNGRY!

    jesus christ I love that snake

    >> FROOT QUEST llama-san !!oq/8r1624u0 07/20/09(Mon)02:29 No.5208854
    okay, I'm about to pass out here. So...

    >TO BE CONTINUED!?!?!?!?

    I'll be back in the morning if this thread is still alive.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)02:38 No.5208903
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    Do It!
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)02:53 No.5208985
    I like this quest, but I think this thread will die by tomorrow. just make a new one.

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