>be me>playing shadowrun>made a drug addicted petty thief>submitted him with this picture>got told to change my picture because it doesn't fit with the settingCan someone please draw a cybernetic eye on this nigger for me
here u go
>>51943855Thanks man good looking out
this is probably more stylish though. just pretend the clothes are more ratty.
>>51943786They were just trying to be polite, OP. Your character is a shitty low-effort piece of crap. Generally Shadowrun players are running mercenaries with skills and abilities who bring something to the table as shadowrunners, but it sounds like all you've got is "I do drugs and steal stuff and I'm black lolololo" Be less shitty and put some actual effort in.
>>51943786Why are you trying to play as a drug addicted petty thief for ants?
or you could go with some stylin shades instead
>>51943894Don't hate him just because he wants to have fun
>>51943937Ideally his fun should enhance the other players' fun, but this makes him sound like the kind of lolrandom player that you don't want fucking up your game. He should go find a table of similar-minded people and play with them.
>>51943912What about a pink mohawk?
>>51943995That sounds awesome
>>51943995haha okay here hows this
>>51943894>>51943974You could tell all that just from his choice of a picture for an unfinished character sheet?That's an awful lot of projection, anon.
>>51944143That's fucking amazing lol
>>51944162oh and here's a datajack for flavor.
>>51944208kek that's awesome, there's no way this is getting rejected now
>>51944213wait, i went delux for this one. nigga gotta have the whole mohawk and some background. like a street scene. he's a pickpocket right?
>>51944308HAHAHAgod damn man that's amazing
>>51944308and here is with optional data package. maybe he was a decker before he got hooked on BTLs and jazz or something.
so what's this motherfucker's name anyway?
>>51944403Yeah this turned out amazing, way to go anon. Fuckin' priceless
This thread went from shitty racial bait to a fucking awesome photoshopping character art thread in 23 posts. Thank you photoshop anon for the chemo that is saving /tg/
>>51944428Fuck off retard, go play some NuMenEra
>Garbage pol bait thread>Still manage to turn it into something worthwhile.Nice work tg
>>519439126/10>>519441437/10>>519442088/10>>519443089/10>>5194433410/10/tg/: gettin' shit done.
>>51944334This is brilliant.
Screen cap this shit nigga.
>>51944334OP, get back to us and let us know if your GM accepts this one.
>>51944334I don't know about OP, but next time never I get in a Shadowrun game I'm using this.
>>51943894>I do drugs and steal stuffActually one of the best SR campaigns I ran years ago was a low level one with less cash, most of them where gangers, single mom shoplifters, car thieves, bikers and street shamans. Knocking the million nuyen and 1000's out of the system was fucking great, they had to work on getting local contacts, defend the hood from corps, other gangs, dodging the cops and scrape by using brains and skills.
>>51944428Seconded.Can't wait to hear the adventures of Marshal Menace.>>51946246...that sounds like a damn good time. It's been a while since I looked into Shadowrun, how does character creation handle that? Do you just give them less stuff to start with? Or is it a matter of spending points in different areas?
>>51946246>not naming the file "tour de troit"you had one job.
>>51944334>tg delivers>It's like I don't even need /r/ or /pol/ anymore!
Way to go on ignoring that virtue signaling cockwasher, boys.I've good news for you. Thanks to the efforts of cybershop anon, pic related happened.I'll come back sometime and tell you about it.Feel free to make Marshal Menace in your own games and post stories about him lol. It would be hilarious if a bunch of roll20 games all got like 4 applications by Marshal Menace.Anyway, I'm out. Thanks again cybershop anon, you're a beast.
>>51950478>virtue signaling>on an anonymous board
>>51944146Elite Shadowrun players like him are just that intelligent, that's all.
>>51950731>tfw too intelligent to play a black person in shadowrun without thinking it's racist
>>51944146Based on what he gave us? Yeah. I'm happy with what /tg/ turned out though, that shop is a clear case of turning garbage into gold here.>>51950835I didn't say he was racist, I said his character was shitty and low effort, learn to read, dude.
>tfw still ignoring the virtue signalling retard
>>51944460What's wrong with Numenera?
>>51951187welcome to 4chan
>>51951304Check /v/, there should be a thread or two about it.
>>51950835Skin tone is irrelivant in shadowrun, Orks and Trolls are the black people
>>51951304Besides being written by the guy who got fired from wotc for using the company expense account to fly to japan and participate in an art show where the artist cooked and served slices of his own severed penis?Everything.
>>51951304>There's a point where the game forces you to choose your sexuality and the only choices are gay or pansexual. And if you choose pansexual thinking that it's less gay, the game forces you to have sex with a man and get impregnated (if you're playing a male character, I don't know what happens if you play a female character obviously since I'm not a faggot).
>>51944428The funny thing is, YOU'RE the cancer here, anon.
>click /tg/ instead of /sp/>mfw this thread
Either this whole thread is samefagging, or /tg/ has gone way the fuck downhill. Christ almighty, you fags will lol at anything.
>tfw STILL ignoring the virtue signalling retard
>>51951960when was /tg/ uphill?
>>51944334My fucking sides. This thread is worthy of a screencap, somebody do it.
>>51950478Congrats anon, let us know how things go
>>51946404>how does character creation handle that?Going back a ways now to SR-4th ed, I just put a hard cap on Gear (5) to a max of 25000nuyen and asked them to make up street-level type characters/general down on their lucks. Which they did without complaint and as scummy as they where came up with some really charming characters that had some real long term playability -then based it in the run down, post-industrial town we lived in. So they literally knew the streets and suburbs having lived there and I just threw a twist on how the ports had shut down due to a kraken living in them and widespread unemployment as a result had put a spin on everything else.I ran SR from about 1994-2006 but those games and characters where probably my favourites
>>51950478awesome. bring back some greentext for us.
>>51950478WHO SAID WE WERE DONE
>>51950589You can, if you're a braindead shill retard. Like most SJWs.
>>51952023That's not how ignoring works, OP>tfw OP is a complete faggot
>>51952864WE AIN'T DONE UNTIL WE FINISH THIS SHIT SONThat's fuckin awesome though good shit. Now I super want to see that as a slightly glitchy gif
>>51944334Include me in the screencap
>>51951451How is not having a straight option bad?>inb4 it's not the same as a game having no gay option
>>51951451>game forces youYou do know how retarded this sounds right
>>51953495Yes, which is why everyone is pissed off and refunding the game.
>>51953526>booty bothered autists on /v/ is everyone/v/irgin plz
>>51953596Just everyone who matters. Since fucking losers who spend all their time transtrending don't have jobs and therefore don't have any money, game companies are forced to rely on normal people to stay in business.
>shitty /pol/ bait thread >Even uses nigger instead of nigga to talk about his own character>Anons deliver quality character art>faggot OP somehow still butt hurt/tg/ lives
>tfw there is nothing that the virtue signalling retard can post that will cause us to stop ignoring him
>>51953654>everyone who matters>/v/irgins matter>/v/irgins have income>>51953728>implying you are ignoring rather than desperately reading his every word every time you frantically look at the thread
>>51953728Kek that moron is fucking furious
>>51952864stop it, you are actually making it look decent
>>51953728>literally mentioning the virtue signalling retard everytime the virtue signalling retard posts some virtue signalling retardationThat's not how you ignore someone
Look at me, I'm ignoring everyone in this thread.
>It's another 'shitter trying too hard to ruin other people's fun' thread
>>51953119Best I could do
>>51952132In an alternate timeline where /pol/, /v/, and /b/ don't exist.
>>51954155to be this innocent again, those were the days.
>>51954155>/pol/, /v/, and /b/ don't existiichan's been dead for years, son.
>>51954091For a second I thought it was a green text box at the bottom
>>51954091Damn, Death Grips' 2074 album release is looking fire.
>>51954091This entire thread is a great argument for why OP's GM was absolutely right to deny the original picture. All of these remakes drip cyberpunk.
>>51954091Fucking amazing dude.
>>51954202>iichan's been dead for years, son.Fuuuuuuck why did you have to say thatWho's this virtual retard everybody keeps posting about?
>>51946246When the cop tackles him at the end:"Hug that man! Hug him! You, in the background, get in... yes, you hug him too. And you, new guy. And you. And... put that fucking taser away you trigger-happy idiot, you're ruining the moment!"
>>51951304I thought Numenera was an RPG setting that Monte Cook designed.Now people are saying it's a video game?
>>51955246Both, and yeah both are tumblr-grade fucking retarded
>>51954091Best in the thread. 10/10 would run with again.
>>51955466Yeah that would pass as a character portrait in a cyberpunk video game super easily. Pretty awesome cyberfam.
>>51955325Maybe you should return to /v/ to whine about the existence of faggots who aren't you, OP
>tfw virtue signalling retard can't stand the fact that we're completely ignoring him and is losing his shit
>>51956010>tfw OP signals his /pol/ack virtue while still lying about ignoring people
>>51956010Jesus christ man he's losing his shit
>>51946246I thought for a second the white dude was an SJW trying to stop the cop.
>>51951960Come on man.No way a fa/tg/uy could go uphill.
This thread is amazing.
>>51956294That game is great
>>51954091He needs a theme as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDe05fV6Rv0
>>51954091This looks like an album cover from some shit I would find at a thrift store10/10
>>51956436Yeah I'd buy that album the instant I saw it and hang the cover on my fuckin' wall
>>51944334 nigga now i want to play as your carácter, and i don't even now what shadowrun is
>>51956566We all want to be Marshal Menace, he's essentially perfect
>>51956674i don't want to be a drug addicted petty thief very much
>>51952465did you also put a cap on bp, or did you just let everyone play not-hindered-at-all magic characters?
>>51951797>clicking ... instead of ...That is what /co/ tell themselves everyday
>>51956777/co/ peeps end up in /ck/ or /diy/ a lot?
>>51956835Turns out I've been a mobile user too long.
>>51954091Saved. Saved so hard.
>>51954091I don't even know what Shadowrun is and I want to play as Marshal Menace.
"Marshal Menace, Ballcourt Dentist"A thug of apparently low consequence, Marshal spends most of his time in the late afternoon and early nights on the various impromptu basketball courts dotting his chunk of the barrens, playing in a prison rules manner and keeping in touch with the various faces that make up the local power structure. Come midnight, Marshal finishes up his socializing, and heads out into more polite neighborhoods, following up rumors or just using his intuition to find easy scores of valuable goods to grab. While not subtle, Menace is skilled with a crowbar and with some application of force, can open most cheap security doors or windows within a minute. Credsticks, jewelry, or electronics are his favored targets for being easily converted into a spendable form. At one point early in his career, Marshal Menace got involved with a medium sized robbery crew, and learned important skills in fencing goods and dodging pursuit, but also in avoiding high valued neighborhoods or objects, when a corp security team ripped his crew apart trying to hijack a truck of luxury goods headed for the uptown districts. After his escape, he's kept himself limited to simple jobs mostly on his lonesome, though he possesses the talent to function in a group quite well, so long as the risk of retaliation for a target is minimal.
>>51957894Am I the only one who feels like Marshal Menace needs a chrome plated handgun that he can't shoot for shit
>>51952911Doesn't virtue signally fail to be signaling though?If you're constantly virtue signalling, isn't that the same thing as being virtuous? For all practical purposes, certainly.
>>51958060It's mostly a blunt object. I mean, it DOES shoot, but he usually slaps people around with it or opens his beer with the slide. Or has one clever idea where he mounts the laser sight on the side (which is kinda pointless since he grabbed a bitchin' set of smartgoggles from a local pawn shop.)
>>51958098That's fuckin' awesome
>>51958084Virtue signalling is to being virtuous what talking about how badass you are is to being a real nigga. Virtue signalling is talking the talk, whilst being virtuous is walking the walk. It also tends to be only tangentially related to the subject at hand, eg 'I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)'.
>>51951451Do you have any source for this? Because I can't find one.
>>51958414>nuMENera>numen>numalewhat do you think
>>51958437>>51958414>>51958207>>51958084Shit up another board please. We're turning a generic black thug character into something interesting and fun.
>>51958480>complains about other people's post>doesn't contribute anything in the same postyou're part of the problem, bud.
>>51958500You forgot to ignore the retarded virtue signalling cuck, bro
>>51958544What the fuck is your malfunction, man?Who is this virtue-signaler you're so hellbent on ignoring?I though /tg/ was boardgames autism, not actual autism
>>51943786in the corporate future only whites in suits commit theft, OP
>>51958620Why do you exist?Why are you in this thread about cyberpunk?
>>51958620>letting go of their gender identityThat literal penis cannibal fucking pervert really went off the fucking deep end didn't he?
>>51958710Why don't you read the entire thread before posting, retard.
>>51958710Shouldn't you be in your cuck shed right now?
>>51958620Sounds a bit fetishy, but aside from that not, like, horrible. What is this from?
>>51958771Probably the supplement Love and Sex in the Ninth World.
>>51958771Planescape: Numenera, the 5 million dollar project everyone's been dying to see released, based on your resident /tg/ cucked setting.
>>51958725>>51958731You two seem pretty upset.Also, what's the first post? Retards
>>51958805Is it a joke? "Numen-era"? Like, is that intentional?
>>51958805This seems like a pretty large sidebar for a topic that not likely that important to the game. Isn't planescape an offshoot of DND?Is this for 5e?
>>51958874100% real, 100% intended.Yes, it's that bad.
>>51958891Numenera's a complete standalone thing. Planescape: Numenera's a nickname. Probably related to the vidya coming out, Torment: Tides of Numenera.
>>51958805>>51958620Honestly, whatever. It's pretty dumb, but not the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
>>51958922So any relation to DND or this is a more story type game?
>>51958620>>51958805I like how much it triggers /pol/.
>>51959030No relation to D&D. The lead designer got fired from working on the D&D team because of >>51951445 and then went on to write an RPG literally about losing your gender, changing your gender and the replacement of men with women.But no I doubt he has a very strong autogynephilia fetish or anything it's just a coincidence.
>>51959030It's probably about the same level if mechanics as 5e. It's run on the Cypher System, the same thing that runs The Strange and Gods of the Fall. Don't know the system well myself, but there are odd threads about it now and then.
>>51944393Fucking oath it is.
>>51959095 >>51951445 Is legit?What is going on in the wide wide world of RPGs?>>51959103So I guess less of a thing if I wanted to a Planescape campaign? Seems like I should stick to AD&D for that then.
>>51959174The setting's closer to FFX than Planescape. A very long time ago, there was a fantastical technological age, which has left a bunch of weird artifacts (like that mpreg device) about as magic item stand-ins. Not much dimensional travel (until Into the Beyond came out), because that's The Strange's gimmick.
So what uses are you guys going to have for Marshal Menace? I could already see him in an EP gameHe'd be an F rep celeb who's whole schtick is to purposfully emulate the 80's style cyberpunk theme while running his record label Marshal Menance Beats out of Mars.
>>51944097Yes please do this
>>51959519I bet his mixtape is fire
>>51952465There's rules in the new edition for starting as 'street level' characters. IIRC it takes away access to the top tier of nuyen, stats, skill points and magic. I played in a quick campaign using the rules, and if I ever start a SR game, my players are starting at street level.
>>51959048/pol/ is just as easy to trigger as tumblr, really.
>>51959095So the magical realm is built right into the system? Well, that's convenient.
>>51958874>>51958893I'm running a game of Numenera right now and I basically just plain haven't run into this. We've been focused on placating the ancient nanomachine spirits and shit. Like, the last adventure was basically Soderbergh's Solaris (2002) on flat ground, and the next one I'm taking a page out of House of Leaves with the evergrowing transdimensional estate. That's what this setting is about to me.
>>51959607I don't understand why street level is in vogue the way it seems to be. Like, oh, let's roll Big Top Liquors, that screams adventure to me. It's the Shadowrun equivalent of the level 1 kill rats in the basement type gig.
Speaking of Shadowrun, did Anarchy end up being any good?I loved my group and the setting when we played it, but actually running the game about gave me a stroke.
>>51959721This is how the setting is supposed to be presented.
>>51959721>>51959887>I didn't use all of the penis removal fetish shit in my game so everyone else should buy the penis removal rpg and play it just like I didNoFuckingThanksYouSickFuckin'PieceOfShit
>>51959986What I'm saying is I didn't even find any penis removal; like, I don't think there's anything besides that sidebar, and those hooks in the sidebar are stupid, but so are most of the hooks in the book. The fine details execution of the setting is not nearly as good as the broad concept, and I think that's a fair line of attack, but I think it's a stretch to call it fetish fuel. Can't speak to the video game, though.
>>51959986this poster probably has little hands.
>>51954091So is this like, future Viper?
>>51951330Humanis hates human niggers just as much as Orks and Trolls.
>>51960272Best I could do, anon.
>>51954091>the guy whose face was used for this pic will never know
>>51960534Good, we need like, 30 more for it to be in line with viper. Just have it be slight variatons on that one and you're good. That man has a ton of albums
>>51960534I love this shit
>>51960534That's fuckin' amazing
>>51960534That's some super hot fire anon, goddamn.
>>51943894Go to bed Carl.
>>51960991Poor cucks don't even realize that they're only jacking off to their own extinction. Every single time they speak or act it's against their own interests, from social situations to sexual reproduction.Pretty funny though!
>>51959986Kill yourself. Or at least shit up a different board.
>>51960534I really hope OP uses this pic
>>51961065The funniest part about you is that if we told you that you're acting like a really low quality woman you'd take it as a compliment like a wigger who gets called nigger
>>51958874Yes, because it means 'Age of Wonder' in faux-greek. Not everything is based ebin Numale maymays.
>>51961404Except this, which is a game filled with references to transgenderism written by someone who lost a job over a chance to eat a slice of human penis. Well this and you, you are definitely walking cucked as fuck ebin Numale meme
>>51961435Produce hard proof, right now, that this penis-eating transgender-fetish shit is real, and not some industry rumor or straight-out bullshit you're making up. Even if you do, Numenera will still be a cool setting idea wrapped around a poorly-designed system, and you're a dipshit to think that a weirdo post-post-post-post-post-post-post-human setting would have the same concepts of gender norms as late 19th-early 20th century Western Europe.
>>51961435Meh. I'd take a chance to eat a piece of human anything legally. WOTC isn't the greatest employer, anyway. They're owned by fucking Hasbro, for fuck's sake.
>>51960534Fuck man, that's good, I'm gonna use this picture for the Shadowrun game I'm GMing. Good stuff dude.
>>51961472I wouldn't. Jesus christ you sick fucker.
>>51961472Disgusting.I would only eat an appropriate cut. Small of the back, perhaps. Ribs. I hear facial muscles are tender. Never raw. Id grill it properly with herbs and shit. Medium well.
>>51961535I hear it tastes similar to pork. Hell, the most infamous guy from the Donner party reputedly preferred human flesh to the flesh of the frozen horse corpses he also had available. If they're dead, what the fuck does it matter? Are you dumb enough to think there is a soul that resides in the dead meat of a person or something?>>51961582I'd post my butchering chart of a human body, but I can't find it and I don't know why, so have this one instead. If you end up stranded in the mountains with a bunch of pioneers, maybe this will help you keep from eating them in favor of horse meat.
>>51961638Horse is delicious
>>51961657What does that say about human?
>>51961638lol hey look it's a forkdora
>>51961582>Medium well>overcooking your meatLet's say you do cook some human meat. Most likely, you murdered somebody to do it. Having murdered somebody, you probably studied up on your murder victim a bit. You probably broke into their house and looked at their medical records, trying to find the best person to eat. If you found somebody with a disease that couldn't be dealt with by heat, why would you eat them? On the opposite note, if your meat didn't have any such disease, why would you ruin the meat by overcooking it?"Medium well" for autumn rabbits.
>>51954155You do realize that without those containment boards, the retardation would spill out to all the other boards and practically destroy us all?
>>51959636>imblying /pol/ is any different from tumblr
>>51961899they generally have larger dicks on tumblr
>>51958620>>51958805Well shit. I heard rumors but this is as bad as the male pregnancy shit in the new world of darkness that went completely off the rails
>>51961997OH GOODY GUMDROPS I'LL BRING EXTRA MUSTARD!
>>51962042Once again- the proofs, where are they?
>>51962090He doesn't have them. He's using the old /pol/ tactic of "meme it until a critical mass of dumbasses actually believes".
>>51962090mao sugiyama is the artist i think these anons are referring to, but idk about the monte cook connection.
This movie stuck to my brain like how quality penis sticks to your ribs. Not in a good way.Made me long for the feel good jolly fun of Ravenous.>>51961638Making a habit of eating your own species is a poor health choice.>>51961467That spoiler: exactly.The gender mentioned in that game dialog is basically how I describe planar beings as their physical forms are very "fluid".
>>51962121Not that anon, but I think I saw proof of it on that one website that broke the story of how Rob Schneider pays Mexican immigrants to choke him in the shower.I'll see if I can find the link.
>>51961472>Eating human flesh>>>>>>working for HasbroThis says something about your priorities, but I can't put my finger on what, exactly.I wrote that finger line before finding the appropriate pic, so no pun intended
>>51962162The guy was clearly in it for the cannibalism first and foremost.Guy went on cannibal forums and everything.I don't thnk trans issues played any big role in it. >>51961582>Medium well.You're the real monster in this thread.>>51962161The fuck is Virtue Signaling?
>tfw no matter how much spamming the autistic virtue signalling retard does, literally nobody will reply to him>ever
>>51962706don't be so sad, anon, i will reply to you.
>>51962670>The fuck is Virtue Signaling?As far as I can tell, it's basically accusing the "virtue signaller" that what he is saying isn't actually what he's thinking, and he's only saying it to garner praise and acceptance from a clique.For example, if someone makes the tweet"I think afro-americans are people too"And a stormfag replies with "lol, virtu signalling", what he means is that the poster doesn't ACTUALLY consider black guys people and is only doing it to fit in with his SJW friends.Amusingly, he could then go to a stormfags tweet like "Remove Kebab" and accuse them that they are only virtue signalling to fit in with all the other nationalists.As you can see, it's mostly stemming from the emotionally retarded/naive view that "Everyone must think like me, those who don't are just lying to make others feel better about them", although there's probably some sort of actual use (source?) for the term in psychology/sociology.
>tfw not even a samefagged rant by an entirely upset virtue signalling retard will gather any replies
>>51962799kill yourself you sad sack of shit
>>51962791Good, gods, that's retarded.Thanks for filling me in,anon.
>tfw the virtue signalling retard just can't get any replies no matter what he says or does
>>51944334/tg/'s still got it.
>>51962381Indeed.That movie always makes me crave stew.>>51962670>I don't thnk trans issues played any big role in it.Agreed?Am I missing where my post indicated otherwise?Or were you just conflating my posts with others?
>>51963663>Am I missing where my post indicated otherwise?>Or were you just conflating my posts with others?Sorry, misquoted your post.
>>51963951>Sorry, misquoted your post.Ah, no worries.>>51962670>>Medium well.>You're the real monster in this thread.I overlooked this truth here too.
>>51962791Accusations of virtue signaling are, themselves, virtue signaling.Even this post is virtue signaling!
>>51962791>Remove KebabI'm from /k/ and I just want to say this started out mostly as a joke, before the /pol/tards god their hands on it.
OP has left the building.
>>51967378Quick to the SJW-mobile!Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na PRONOUNS!
>tfw /pol/ is virtsignal
>>51959887I knew the "spiritual successor to Planescape: Torment" would be shit as soon as I saw a main party member with vaguely African features.
>>51960534You win forever anon
>>51958060Cutting Aces (new SR book) has a pistol designed for street thugs looking for 2077's answer to a gold Desert Eagle.It comes with a bayonet. It's pretty great.
>>51966075The actual neonazi kill the jews stuff on /pol/ proper started out as a mostly a joke too.
>>51959751Neither do I. In a game that encourages you to get robot arms that can bend rebar and unfold into a grenade launcher, I don't understand the desire to scale down.>>51959807Not really. A bunch of stuff was left out of the first edition due to shit editing, and otherwise the system is about as complex as 3.5 and about as shit.
>>51962670>>51962791it basically the liberal secular equivalent to christian holier-than-thou attitude. and for the same arrogant reasons: looking down on others as less virtuous
>>51962668Oh boy, that's rich! Let me guess: he helped the Podestas kidnap Madeline McCann! Next you'll be telling me that Obama and Clinton personally eat aborted fetuses to gain immortal psychic powers as the fetii scream for their mommies.
>>51953314>Bothering .6% of the population>Bothering 99.3% of the population
>mfw the virtue signalling retard is STILL here, he's STILL fucking furious and he STILL can't get a single fucking reply
>>51967945Nigger it happens a billion years in the future. That guy isn't even African. Africa doesn't exist at that point.
>>51968477>it happens a billion years in the future>which is why the gender issues of CURRENT YEAR are the entire premise of the gamePenis cannibal confirmed for fucking retarded
>>51968495pls confirm penis cannibal
>>51968536Just take a look at any of the screenshots of NuMenEra, it's clearly a penis-removal/tranny fetish rpg
>tfw I made two posts calling him a lazy faggot yesterday, then OP decided I was "virtue signaling" and has been furiously "ignoring" me ever since>tfw he's still goingI know OP sucks cocks, but this must be a new record!
>>51961435>someone who lost a job over a chance to eat a slice of human penisIs that Monte Cooke? I've always wanted to tell that guy to eat a dick, but what's the point if he really would.
>>51968495Question: have you ever, in your entire life, looked at the inside of the cover of a Numenera book? The entire game isn't muh transgender issues. In fact, that's only a small part of it. Most of it is about a freaky future Earth where scattered tribes and city-states live in the ruins of 8 different apocalypses. I could cherry-pick all the gender shit from 5e and make the claim that the game's all about CURRENT YEAR gender issues, but that'd be dishonest /pol/shit too.
>>51961665Not that guy, but there is no way human meat is as delicious as horse. Horse meat is like mutton, except better in every way.
>>51968656It looks like Kek decided you're wrong
>>51968617>I could cherry-pick all the gender shit from 5e and make the claim that the game's all about CURRENT YEAR gender issues, but that'd be dishonest /pol/shit too.There is one little paragraph about that sort of thing, and it's about "do what the fuck you want it's a RPG"
>>51968462HOLY FUCKING SHIT that fucking stupid transtrending moron is still at it trying to win the oppression olympics by virtue signalling over and over?That's fucking hilarious dude.
>>51968686And the futa elves. And the fact that dwarf women look just like the men. And the matriarchal drow and gnoll, who all can be taken as CURRENT YEAR gendershit by /pol/ standards.
>>51968786Filtered-by-Everyone(also hilarious that this fucking retarded cuck is a questfag, no fucking wonder, stay on your fucking containment board you utter piece of shit)
>>51968812Dank memes senpai. Sorry you can't handle people who think differently from you.
>>51967954Definitely notRunner up for sure
>>51967954Sorry, I'm ignoring you.>>51966075/pol/ is where autists take old ironic jokes and run them into the ground thinking the site was always serious about this shit.The hardcore /pol/acks basically don't even deserve the badge of honor of being called a faggot.
>>51968462Jesus christ that retard is still so fucking assblasted he's flying back and forth between here and every NumaleEra thread on /v/ screeching in all of them about muh pol boogeymanIt's fucking priceless honestly
>tfw /v/irgin keeps trying hard
>>51968786>And the fact that dwarf women look just like the men.But that's pretty damn common?>And the matriarchal drow and gnoll,Drow being matriarchal is basically carved into their archetype. And gnolls are hyena-esque(can't come up with a better description), matriarchy is expected.
>>51969461And in a freaky billion-years-into-the-future setting, there's a tribe that altered their genetics using scavenged transhumanist tech so that dudes could get pregnant after a plague killed their women. There's in-universe justifications for both, and both are shit /pol/ would meme about. /pol/s just shitting on Numenera because they know that it's obscure and it's less likely that someone will call them out for spouting shitty memes about it.
>mfw he's still just absolutely furious and samefagging to desperately virtue signal and we still keep ignoring him
>>51969617You samefagged twice on your last post. Methinks THOU art the one who wants attention.Here's your (You). Run along back to your sandbox so you can talk about how awesome Trump is with all your little friends.
>>51969617I understand that only getting (you)'s from yourself is painful, so here's a (you)
>>51956435Bit obvious but this has always been my go to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgz6jFxMpyk
>>51959751>I don't understand why street level is in vogue the way it seems to be. Like, oh, let's roll Big Top Liquors, that screams adventure to me. It's the Shadowrun equivalent of the level 1 kill rats in the basement type gig.After playing an Epic Level 20 campaign where you bitchslap gods, sometimes it's fun to roll up a party of 0-level commoners and have an adventure trying to get your produce cart to the next village without a TPK.
>>51959751My players asked me for a street scum session and not gonna lie it's absolutely great.
>>51964378EVEN THE COP GETS IN TROUBLE
>>51969875This. You can have fun without needing a power fantasy.I prefer low power stuff. It makes the cool stuff you do seem epic, instead of par for the course.
>>51958620To be entirely fair, the three genders thing can be found in other real cultures. But it's usually male, female, and trap.
>>51970303To be fair, cutting of parts of your sexual organs with a sharp rock can be found in a lot of real life cultures too, doesn't make it positive in any way
>>51970369What about any of the examples >>51958620 has are negative?
>>51970369And where, exactly, are these cultures shown as being the designated good guys, genius? Just because they show something doesn't mean they're saying 'you should totally be this way in real life'. Jesus, you're like the christfags who shit themselves over D&D. Just replace "sinful" with "degenerate".>>51970393You do realize the DKoK are essentially genderless, right? They have everything human beaten out of them during their indoctrination :^)
>mfw still not replying to that enraged virtue signalling spammer who keeps trying to shit up this thread
>>51955177You think you're funny, don't you?
>>51951187I wish people like you that assume everything and know nothing would keep their projections to themselves.Godd thing actual good anon came to save the day.
>>51970561That's nu-4chan for you though. People form 4chan having fun and retarded marxist cultists screaming at the top of their lungs that everyone has to agree with them.
>>51970628Fuck off with that shit, dude. The guy screaming the loudest has been that shitposter spamming about virtue-signalling and 'NuMaleEra'.
>tfw still ignoring the virtue signalling retard no matter how much he spams our threadI love 4chan, ignoring this transtrending idiot is like ketchup to the french fries of this awesome thread
I wonder if OP will start another thread where he's ignoring anyone after this one hits the bump limit.
>>51970686I love how easily-chapped your ass is. Please, spam more about how I'm one of those transtrending numale virtue-signalling beta cucks and how you'll continue to ignore me.
>>51970750after his mom makes him mow the lawn maybe
>>51970899KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWTF MAN LOL
bamping epig bread
>>51973770Are you sure you're not also virtue signalling?
just dropping by to do a little virtue signalling here.
>>51974316>tfw still totes ignoring you and laughing lol because ur le virtu signalling samefag spammerThis is the most epic thing ever, I don't think I've ever had a boner for 4chins this hard
>>51974398>so mad he can't even see the unique poster count go upThat's some grade a bootyblasted right there.
>>51973805>>51974316I'll be honest; I've been trying to follow this conversation and I have no idea what this phrase means
>>51975521See this guy up here: >>51962791
You lads should know Numenera is Anthony Burch's favorite tabletop game.
>>51975992So? Wil Wheaton likes Munchkin and 4E, that doesn't mean I should suddenly start hating those. Only a small-minded idiot decides what to like or not like based on what some dipshit queer on the internet likes.
>>51976093What? Yeah it does, you don't want to be associated with a cuck do you?
>>51976115>letting someone you don't like dictate your opinion for you
>>51976115>Anthony BurchHow's middleschool treating you, anon?
>>51976115I don't care. There's probably at least one actual, literal cuckold fetishist who likes every single thing you do. You miss out on so much when you're this superficial.
>>51976122If you hang out with cucks you probably are one dude it's just that simple. >>51976143Would've been a great opportunity to play off the fact he writes for award-winning YouTube series Video Game Highschool. >>51976153The difference is things I like aren't both bad and cucked. If it's just one of the two it's fine.
>>51976196>virtsignaling this hard to be ignored
>>51976196So you're fine with bad things provided they aren't perceived as "cucked"? The definition of superficial. You don't actually CARE about something being good or bad, just how your association with it is perceived by others. Such a shallow life you must live. Every thing you do, you must think, on some level: "how will others perceive me for doing this? Do I seem uncucked? How can I show the world how redpilled I am?"Everything about you is dictated by others: your dress sense, your eating habits, even the core beliefs you present to the world are not your own. Your whole self is an act constructed to seek the approval of others, without any transcendental meaning. YOU are the virtue signaller, anon. YOU are the virtue signaller.
>>51967378>If I don't agree with someone's beliefs that means they don't really believe them!
>>51957479just read the book its in the general
Marshall MenaceBorn on the out skirts o tir na nog Marshall was the 3rd sun son of a human and elf. Unlike his siblings he was born with round ears like his mom a human through and throu g. A second class citizen and black sheep in his own home he started self medicating with jazz and nova coke. He was disowned by his family after he was caught shoplifting. Moving to the barrens he has made a niche for himself as a self styled b&e expert and chemical expert (even if both are just his knowledge of slinging rocks) what he lacks in experience he makes up for in luck and viciousness.
>/tg/ has a tremendous burst of creativity, making edits, greentext, memes, and a great fucking thread, all from what looked to be a trolling OP>the entire thread is ruined by faggots arguing about nothing on an indonesian pictograph forumThis is literally the entirety of /tg/ summed up in one thread.
>>51977412I wouldn't say it's RUINED, per se. You just gotta scroll past all the dumb arguments about video games and whether something is or isn't "cucked" or whatever. Still, it would've been nice if a mod had wandered through to clean up the really dumb shit.
>>51977468>MenaceIt ain't ruined, but look. We're already autosaging on page 8.In the alternate universe where anon 1 didn't shitpost and anon 2 didn't respond to literally every fucking (you) he got, there were more Marshal Menace edits and greentext. This universe is made poorer for their loss.
>>51961467I mean, I looked it up because I was curious, and while I can't find evidence the numenara guy was there, the art exhibit definitely happened.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.htmlso uh. There's that.
>>51977987what the actual fuck
Probly gonna regret THAT decision later.How does one tiny jap cock n' balls feed all those ppl?
>>51956992Well /ck/ is still accurate. My wife :)
>>51978050Monte "You know what I did" Cook