>A lesser god takes the role of a greater god for a day
>>51900239Depending on how you make your fluff, it can overwhelm the god. Since gods normally derive their power (and then give it out) from worshipers, the lesser god would have to provide power for many more worshipers than usual while receiving none for himself since they're not worshiping HIM.This could screw him over, and maybe even make him call on adventurers for help. I'm taking this as a campaign idea.
>>51900310>Worshippers pray for an end to their famine>Lesser God blesses their crops>Wheat is now growing out of control, consuming forests with their growth>Biggest patches grow sentient and become Wheat golems>Lesser God calls in party for helpI could see it. Would be rather funny, honestly.
>>51900239What does /ourguy/ do?
>>51900342In general, he would need help. And this could lead to some amazing adventures.
>>51900385Da shit is that
>>51900239well he'd probably lack a few of the domains he'd need to properly do it, maybe try and get "creative"...
I like this thread. It saddens me that it's kinda dying, cause this is a unique idea which I've already begun to write a full campaign on.
>God of Victory takes the day off>Gives the job of empowering a general to the God of Chance>General loses due to a 1 in a million chance event occurring
Just for a day?
>Deity of War, Smithing and Destruction becomes the Deity of Healing for a day.>Doesn't know how to treat wounds, or know hows an actual healing spell works for their new followers.>Proceeds to "heal" wounds by turning the cuts and wounds into iron.>People are walking around with full iron arms, legs, and etc.
>>51900767>Hey general, since when was our victory based on chance.>Never. Something's fucky.And so began the quest of multiple advisers and salty soldiers checking up on the god of victory.
>>51900310I would assume that he would be borrowing the greater god's power. That makes it less of a question of "does he have the power" and more "does he know how to use the power", the latter of which is what leads to >>51900342 when he doesn't know his own (temporary) strength.
>>51900850Eh. That's now the GM's decision. However, both could lead to a VERY interesting quest for adventurers, either cleaning up or providing for the god. The party could even hold worshipers of either the replaced god as supervisors or as worshipers of the temporary god who are desperately trying to help out as being one of the only followers.
Bump for awesome ideas being given and potential awesome ideas being contributed later.
>>51900805>They summon the god of victory>The god of chance appears instead, wearing the god of victory's armor>"Hello I am Victor the god of victory how can I help you be victorious?"
>>51900705>God of Hunt needs to fill in for goddess of harvest>>51900342>Creates wheat wolves for people to hunt>"I did good, right, honey?"
>>51901243Teleservice.Freakin' teleservice.The amazing comedy that can happen.
>>51900239>Aphrodite takes the place of Zeus as a Sky"father"/supreme god.Massive, MASSIVE orgy all thorough the Hellada
Every year the Goddess of the Harvest goes into hibernation in the fall and life does not return until the Spring.Wishing to help her out and win favor in the mortal races, the Trickster god attempts to cast a spell to keep her awake the whole year long.This unfortauntely did the opposite and it is now the 5th year of no harvest. In desperation the Trickster god is now pretending to be the new harvest god.In normal circumstances the mortals would wonder why strawberries are growing to the size of a watermelon, wheat growing into the earth and not out and why apples suddenly make one hallucinate for hours on end. However the people were too starved to care and gave sacrifices and prayers of thanks.The blessings have not permanently cemented his new role as the Trickster Harvest God.In desperation he seeks out the PCs
>Two extremely similar gods are constantly mixed up for one another>They decide to switch places for fun>After a while, they decide to stay switched so they get the right people worshipping them
>>51900385Fuck up some goddamn shitty gnomes
>>51901335>Implying she isn't just tagging out for DadYou clearly don't know who Zeus is
>>51900239Kek. No, really.
>>51900239>Anubis>LesserDude was one of the most important fuckers in that pantheon. Everyone thinks of him in the black doing the judgement and being all psychopomp but the black was also for the fact that his job was running the goddamn Nile. The rich silt left after floods is why a golden jackal is depicted as dark. Though be assured he was also in gold, delivering babies, teaching mortals, being pretty important to agriculture, running messages between Ra and Osiris' family, making sure priests weren't lying, pretty much inventing most of the magic system mortals could utilize with his main man Thoth, and being the one level headed bastard in arguments between the gods so he was often the mediator.But who in this scenario is he taking over for? His half-brother Horus? He'd be really good at that for a day actually, since he ruled in the Duat before letting his father Osiris take that throne after he helped resurrect him which freed him up to do more mortal shit.Everything would probably go better than normal for the day, though there'd be nothing born that day and the Nile would be unchecked but its only a day. Only issue would be if Set came demanding the throne which is primarily why Horus has it since he could be a physical threat to Set if need be but mostly won by super gay semen guile. Still, Anubis could probably ask Ra for a hand there since Ra's pretty much the closest thing Set has to a friend which would stall for time till they have to go guard the solar barge and Horus' day off is finished.I mean, Anubis arguably should've had that throne in the first place as the first son of Osiris but let his half-bro take it because fuck dealing with only the pharoh, Anubis loved everyone.
>>51902554Though I think of it a bit longer, Anubis might have been able to take Set in a fight or at least it'd fuck them both up enough to discourage it because the winner'd get fucked by Apep. Anubis was the one defending Isis while Set was hunting them after all. Which is both a statement of loyalty to his adopted mom and Osiris but also that it was a legitimate fighting chance.
>>51900310>Since gods normally derive their power (and then give it out) from worshipersThey don't, This trope is dumb
>>51902554That myth is kinda screwy because Anubis was a older deity than Osiris.Also Set had every right to be mad and do the shit he did. Isis stole the name of Ra so Osiris could be king, despite Set being the one holding back the giant Snake devil god everyday. Then his sister-wife goes screw Osiris and probably have Anubis with him. Then he competes with his nephew who cheats to win in every single competition. Then Horus gets seduced and uses magic and jizzed in his salad, cheating yet fucking again.It's hilarious how Isis reacts to discovering Horus got seduced.
>>51901429>watermelon sized strawberriesSign me the fuck up.
>>51902620The Pantheon had been around so long and has seen so much variation in the stories based on which regime was having the priesthood tell it that tyring to compare the power levels of the Gods is kind of pointless. Yes Anubis has skinned Set alive in some tellings, but Set himself has sometimes been credited with finally slaying Apep and multiple Pharaohs held Set to be their true patron. Every time a foreign nation conquered Egypt that can be interpreted as Set winning over the Pharoah's Gods.Besides Anubis is literally a bastard, even if he is a cool guy.
>>51902554>>51902620>>51902719Sitcom based on the Egyptian pantheon when?!? Gonna go read up on this now, shit's cash.
>>51902841I don't know if America is ready for a sitcom involving that much gay sex
>>51901335>Aphrodite>A member of the Olympians>Lesser GodWhen you hold enough sway over society that the government lets hot women go free for their crimes cause they assume they must be your prophet or a demigod you are not a "Lesser God"
>>51902841True fact: Thoth was the ultimate playa.He fucked damn near every goddess and come back for more while Ma'at (his wife and also a co-worker of Anubis) enjoyed the ibis dick so much it drew endless jealousy.I also like that Anubis x Bastet was one of the most enduring noncanon slashfics of all time. The dog and cat being fuckbuddies and the myths on who was the mother of Anubis' kids is rarely cemented but its always a cough and a glance towards the three cat ladies (though one of the cats was sometimes a water buffalo).
>Goddess of the Sun takes a vacation >leaves the Goddess of Love in charge of Sun-shit for the duration>It's constantly a romantic sunset at All Times in All Places>animals begin losing their minds>shepherds begin rioting>chaos ensues
>>51902904It's 2017, shit-pharaoh
Why are people still so interested in past mythologies? You'd think they'd be a subject left to academia and cultural curiosities.
>>51902554the pic in the OP is depicting Wepwawet
>>51903229>tfw Anubis was resurrected as the god of furry porn
>>51903271>tfw he's not the god of theriocephaly porn
>>51902985Of course the God of the dead and preserving the dead was hot on the kitty cat Goddesses. Cats protected souls and tombs from negative spirts and decay.
>>51902827Yeah I guess that's pretty much why Set is depicted as the potential father of half of the deities in the pantheon at some point or another.
>>51903346Paradoxically his apparent infertility is sometimes one of the factors that drove Nephtys to seek Osiris when Set was away from home. Or it was inflicted on him when he lost to Horus. Or he was never infertile. Iunno
>>51903404A religion that was around in one form or another for something like 6k years has a lot of contradictory material, especially seen through a nearly 2k year gap of anyone actually practicing said religion.>>51903229Because they're stories that pass the test of time. They were interesting enough to be told since we nearly stopped living in caves. Think about how awesome that is. We've been hearing or reading or thinking and loving these beings, these immortal characters for longer than we could write. Anpu is one of the oldest continous stories ever and his legend is still woven into popular culture.When humanity fucking dies, a good chunk of our earliest creations will be there with us. Twisted, contradictory, changing, forgotten and reimagined with every generation, with the barest resemblence to what they were but still we call them affectionately by their titles and names.
>>51903404Nephtys and Osiris are kinda just there and suffer from the weird sexual tension that is there between Isis and Set.Isis flipping out and cutting off Horus hand because he was seduced by Set was hilarious.
While we're on the topic of Egyptian gods, which of these Gods from the not yet released Egyptian inspired set MtG set Amonkhet corresponds to which Egyptian god?
>>51903511Looks like Bastet, Thoth, Anubis, Sobek and Apep.In order, Bastet, Thoth, Sobek, Anubis and Apep.
>>51903511Big Dick Sobek! Gonna croc niggas left and right!
>>51903478But Egyptian mythology is unusually stable, like most aspects of their art and culture. New things develop or things change, sure, but for thousands of years of existence, the beginning is surprisingly similar to the end.
>>51903478>When humanity fucking dies, a good chunk of our earliest creations will be there with us. Twisted, contradictory, changing, forgotten and reimagined with every generation, with the barest resemblence to what they were but still we call them affectionately by their titles and names.T-that was beutiful anon.
>>51903548I'm pretty sure that the two-pronged spear means that one is Set, not Anubis.
>>51902639This trope is infinitely better than "haha I'm all powerful for no reason"
>>51903685Which makes sense because they probably correspond to a color and Set would be the most likely black god.
>>51903708I get it from the CHAOS view if Sobek's there he's probably gonna be Red (though he could be green - which would let Set be Red and Apep be Black) but man, Set is like the definition of the Red playstyle (HIT IT, HIT IT AGAIN, HIT IT HARDER WITH MOOOOOORE - whether that be himself or foreign armies).
>>51903511Weird how the Sobek lookalike is the only one who doesn't look like he has a golden mask.
>>51903768Rumor is the Gods are going to be Shards (WUG, WUB, UBR, BRG, RGW).
>>51903845That could be neat.
>>51900767>God of Victory takes the day offYou'd think the haruspex would catch that sort of detail.
>>51903478that's some real american gods shit right there buddy, I like it
>>51903229Because almost all stories are based on ones that came before.Hamlet results in Star Wars. A writer benefits greatly from learning as much about everything as possible, and the audience learns what they based it on.
>>51904931Horus and Anubis are cute! Cute!
>>51906167>No deity wife who changes from a domestic cow goddess of the household to a violent lioness war goddess.Ra and/or Horus or no one is a lucky bastard
>>51906242>When you're the God of no fucks given so your wife cheats on you with your brother out of sexual desperationDayum
>>51901335> God of sex taking Zeus' place.So nothing changes?
>>51906316Doesn't work without the title: Where's Sobek?
>>51903191This is amazing.
>>51903229How is Anubis a symbol of sodomy and lust? I clearly missed a memo somewhere.
>>51906444DIVINE KNOTS MR 4.
>>519032293000 years down the line and Set curses his brother's bastard with a sub culture of degenerates that ceaselessly depict Anubis in an endless number of humiliating sexual situations. That stone cold mother fucker
>>51906464>>51906497Oh, right. Poor bastard.
What is this webcomic? Where can I read more?Its so cool it almost makes me want to bocome a kemetist
I'm just going to come out and say that Apophis > Apep
>>51900239Depends on the pantheon.The Egyptian pantheon, for instance, it'd probably go well.The Greek? Not so much.Also, real talk, most ancient pantheons are stuffed to the brim with absolute jerks. What makes the Egyptians so different? Even Set still had some good in him, and Apep might not even be sapient if I recall.
>>51906363this stick gods stuff is awesome.fuck, /tg/, tumblr is getting some shit done...
>>51906656Seconded, get us some damn sauce. Not sure what google images would pull up, I can't get it to work on mobile.
>>51906729I guess the Egyptians figured they had it pretty sweet, and characterized the powers that controlled their lives as being pretty swell dudes and ladies?>>51906937http://inonibird.tumblr.com/tagged/stick-gods/chronoNot much there that hasn't already been posted. One or two things.
>>51906937>>51906656for fuck sake children, i just posted the name....http://inonibird.tumblr.com/stick-gods
>>51906729Greek pantheon was very much not a single unified thing, every god had different cults that worshiped them differently. Some gods liked humans and you prayed to them for help, some gods despised mortals and you prayed to them for mercy. for example, If you lived in Thebes you probably worshiped Apollo, there were a few cults to Apollo that you might follow but other gods were not nearly as popular (sans Dionysus because he was fucking everywhere with his party cults, Zeus was a bastard and you might pray to him to stay away, and Aphrodite who was worshiped pretty much everywhere)
>>51903229You are so euphoric I shit fedoras
>>51906322Well, he is the God of Foreigners too, so having dominion over tacos is just perfect for him
>>51900385I thought the god that was /ourguy/ was Lug.
>>51903511The Thoth one looks fucking awesome
>>51908213I don't know that one, but I'd say it's more likely to be this guy right here.
>>51900239>>51906729I think it also depends on what parts are they filling in on?>Tyr wants a day off from war.>Pretty much everyone else in the Norse pantheon can fill in.
>>51908495>Pre-death Baldr takes a day off>Freya just dresses up one of her cats like him
>>51908290>died>died>lived and procreatedWhy was vivec such a champ?
>>51909377"He who teaches, knows." -Drunk Anon
>>51901262I really want to put wheat wolves in my game now. I've already done booze ooze and garden golems and the wheat wolf is also just fun to say. But how would you stat a 5e wheat wolf?
>>51900767>Participating in a battle earns you an entry in a giant lotto with various prizes.>Soldiers are confused when gold starts falling from the sky while they fight.>Hundreds are killed when a luxury yacht suddenly appears above the battlefield.
>>51910137Is it Mr. Luxury-yacht?
>>51904868Big Dick Thoth in the hizzouse!
>>51906729Hecate is cute! CUTE!
>>51910359>Who doesHe eats out and does it well.
>>51908290I want to shower Almasexia with my love and mercy, if you catch my drift
>>51903708>>51903768The full versions of each picture depicts notSobek surrounded by zombies and notAnubis/Set has a thunderstorm in the background.So the gods are most likely set in the WUBRG order, unless they are multicolored.
>>51903845Oh god please. It's been too long since alara.
So what happens when a god of business and economies takes over for the god of death?
>>51912336The graceful Reaper gets replaced by a fully mechanized combine, just shreddin' lives.
>>51912362So, a glorified paper shredder?
>>51912387I was thinking more like this, but with skulls and spooky bones attached. 3 days later when all the lives are reaped, and there's nothing alive left, the god of death comes back from his vacation...
>>51912416Sounds more like a god of harvest plan for death.Taking "reap thy souls" far to literally. A good of economies would probably be the EA of reapers.>Road to heaven, only 3 payments of 600000$.
>>51912443The harvest-man and hunter know that if you eat all the crop and the seed, hunt down all the game, you will have nothing to eat. The economist knows that profit must be maximized at all costs.
>>51912458The economist also knows that if you have no costumers, you have no more product.Also if you don't have anywhere to take product, you have no income. Would the one who sells corn do well if he had no more corn to sell at all or the one who tries to keep in a steady flow of corn to continue selling over a longer period of time?
>>51902639It's an actual religion.
>>51912336Church-sponsored life insurance.
>>51912550The position is temporary. Must maximize short-term profits else the next schmuck will get 'em!
>>51901812But Aphrodite is Zeus's grandaunt.
If we're discussing the Egyptian Pantheon, what about Kek?
>>51912575Well yes, but the god of life can very easily sue you for ending the world and the god of death can sue you for going full retard with his job. Thus losing profit.
>>51912584>Gets fired from the job with a cool 20000000 soul exit bonus. >Has more souls than any other god>Supreme god forever, ruling a dead universe inhabited only by shades and drained husks of other gods.
>>51912575>implying the god of law,god of life, and real god of death wouldn't sue the shit out of him
>>51912582go fuck yourself with that pol shit
>>51912602>Gets fired from the job with a cool 20000000 soul exit bonusWhat?
>>51912602A 20000000 soul exit bonus that can be revoked for doing the equal of burning down many other worlds.Not to mention those souls would likely automatically go to the god of death with economies just getting a cut of the income due to how badly he fucked up. It's the equal of burning down the business place. You also aren't taking into account all the other people who died in the past while economies wasn't in charge, including that of animals if they count.Either he's getting sued or his ass kicked.
>>51912336Doesn't the chinese burn paper money as an offering for their dead relatives so they can bribe themselves through the bureaucracy that is the afterlife?I feel something like that would start to be the norm.
>>519126932 coins for passage across the river StyxNot only you're dead, but you have to pay for the pleasure of it, too!
>>51910431She's a crappy OC Goddess (Do not steal) that has no place in the Pantheon, and you know it!
>>51910097Same as a normal wolf, but with resistance to piercing and bludgeoning damage, vulnerability to fire damage and change the creature type too plant.
>>51912738>implying every deity isn't some tribe's shitty OCAccept defeat
>>51912738Spooky outsider with wizard powers and oath magic is a place
>>51906276Well, Ash a god of Oasis was described had the title of Beloved of Seth. So he could just be gay or bisexual.
>>51903229They were interesting stories and characters thousands of years ago.People really haven't changed all that much.
>>51912847You don't say?
>>51903229>Thor wasn't spared either.How?
>>51912719Hades is literally the buisness god of deathHe's rich as fuck and constantly making deals with mortals
>>51912336>Look buddy, the boss is ridin' my ass on this one. So we can either play Rock paper scissors, or you can get in the fucking bag. I'm not playing fucking 4d chess chess or MtG with you.
>>51913642I'll sell ya an extra year for a nickel, and that's cuttin' me own throat!Don' mind the worms or the stink. Or the occasional limb falling off. At least you're still -alive-, right!?
>>51912557no it isn't
>>51913832So you can get immortality for 10 dollars?
>>51913990Immortality, sure. Of sorts. Available while supplies last! NO REFUNDS!And really, I must repeat myself. Don't mind the smell or fallen off limbs. It's perfectly normal effect of aging, you're alive!
>>51913200You looked at Marvel recently?
>>51906289Well, the Orgies are probably brought up to code, and the regulations are actually enforced.
>>51912833Set was a Desert Wanderer. Of Course a God of the Oasis had his favor and love.
>>51916170it's not gay if you're both gods.
>>51916254I meanSet was biThere was a whole story about him trying to seduce horus so he can show his dominace
>>51906298Still better than defeating him at anal sex.
>>51916296>It's only gay if you look them in the eyes.
>>51916316Horus tricked set into eating his sperm
>>51906729Living in Egypt was easy mode compared to Greece or Mesopotamia.
>>51916349That's how the pros do it
>>51903229>Now I'm a bloody symbol of sodomy and lustI'm an Egyptian man who's been asleep for 3000 years, what happened?
>>51916752The Internet.Specifically, furries on The Internet.
>>51916752Go to furafinity and search for AnubisI dare you.Post the results and youtube reaction video.
>>51916705Set also manged to seduce him but horus caught sets sperm and threw it into a river
>>51916871So, it was less Set seducing Horus and more Horus going "Ha! Fucked ya again!"
>>51900239>a mortal takes the role of a greater god for a dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5WOO7JeJ0
>>51916886>>51916886Horus did shit like that a lotThe final test to see who became the pharaohIt was a boat raceBoth sides were tasked with making a boat out of stoneSet made his out of pure stone and it sankHorus made his out of wood that looked like stone and won
>>51900794>get genital wartsAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>51917605Now all those badass guys who people think have balls of steel, literally have balls of steel.
>>51900385Not get asked, because he's trapped and nobody loves him.
>>51915291Please put your older brother's crappy occult books back in storage where you found them.Also? You have to be over 18 to use this website.
>>51913961So real world religions with more adherents don't have more power and more influential leaders?I guess you'd better let the pope know that his millions of followers and fortress of wealth don't give him any power at all.
>>51900794So they now become the God of Prosthetic Limbs as well?Groovy.>>51917605Well, it is an automatic 12 + Dex armor class for your most precious possessions. (Even if that means the GM will add Rust Monsters for comedy from now on. Rust Monsters that act like Pepe le Pew.)
>>51916752When did you...>Learn English>Learn latin alphabet>Learn how to use internet>Learn of 4chan>Learn of /tg/>Learn of this thread>Learn to build a computer out of stones and access internet via ancient Egyptian magic?
>>51902554That's not Anubis. It's Ophois.
>>51928653Well its not Ophois. Its Wepwawet, The opener of Ways. He was sort of like a son/deputy of Anubis. Hence the point of Lesser god taking over from Major one.
>>51902639>gods derive power from worshippers>this means that someone must have started worshipping them before they had any power at allYou're right, it doesn't really hold up under scrutiny.
>>51912693>even the afterlife in China is corrupt
>>51928730It's probably more like "Gods have a mana pool and worshipping them gives them more mana faster"
There would be literally no reason for the "lesser god" to ever return his power to the "greater god".
>>51903511Face looks like Bastet but a bow is more of Sekhmet's kind of dealIbis head is definitely Thoth.Croc head with bladed scepter is Sobek definitelyTwo bladed staff with curved snout could be set but the tits tell me no.Is probably wadjet for the final one. Apep is just a snake of pure darkness and definitely wouldn't be part man and shown as gold.
>>51913200Don't you read Marvel?They made him blond. FUCKING BLOND
>>51902639>He didn't read Small Gods
>>51925904WE WUZ KINGS
>>51930704That's a fair explanation.
>>51928730>Tribe that rarely leaves their village finds a large tusk>They haven't seen an elephant in living memory and think it's an obscure myth>But they're familiar with rhinos>Reason that such a large tusk must belong to a rhino god>Start worshipping the new rhino god as protector of their lands>The tusk's inflow of worship mana causes it to passively protect their village, making it fare better than it did before>They decide that it must really exist>The whole village adopts it as their guardian god>It gains enough worship mana that it starts to manifest the consciousness of the rhino guardian that they've invented>The tusk god then slowly uses the worship mana to transcend the tusk, becoming a true guardian spiritIf gods are sustained by worshippers, then logically they come to be when they are invented, then gain enough followers to be bullshitted into existance.
>>51930425>Book that does trope well and/or popularized trope in the first place>Implying that excuses the tonne of lazy fantasy settings that use trope poorlyDo you tell people sick of the Human, Elf, Dwarf trio in every other fantasy setting to go read Lord of the Rings?
>>51933599Yes, the best antidote for a badly done trope is to see it done well.
>>51933651Then why would you tell them to read Lord of the Rings?
>>51933436What about slutty goddesses? Do a group of dudes reminisce about their best lays, coincidentally describe a similar enough chick that they all believe it's the same gal, and BOOM, minor slut Goddess?
>>51916752If you really are an ancient, stasis-preserved Egyptian, then tell me!What was the grafitti like? Was it the same "X was here" we have now?
>>51933436So what if somebody finds out about that fact and worships the fact of creating gods itself? Would it create a God of Gods?
>>51903511For some reason, Thoth reminds me of an angel crossed with an Eldrazi.
>>51939241It would create a creator of godsi.e. a humanOr if you wanna get dystopian, a factory that churns out gods for the benefit of its followers. The gods it churns out briefly exist, do their intended job, and die from lack of actual worship
>>51937533Don't be ridiculous, we had a much higher standard. Like "X takes it up the butt" and "I have lain with X's mother"
>>51939691What about "X's mother takes it up the butt"?
>>51936790Probably began with a piece of art made by a very lonely artist, the art gets popular among guy because passive worship of feminine sexuality, and boom slut goddessOf course the question is what the hell a slutty goddess actually does for her followers
>>51939630>i.e. a humanA ordinary one or a oddly wise one?What if people started worshipping him? Would he get any power or would it not work because humans don't work that way? Would it make him some kind of mega human? A manly manperor of mankind?
>>51939734What doesn't she do, Anon?
>>51939863Make love, settle down and have children?
>>51920345Using words and contracts to bind people and create earthly power is magic, not divine.
>>51902904Germany might be.
>>51900239Sauce on pic?
>>51941729Pretty sure she makes love, and she might even have children. Not every slut Goddess remembers to stay regular with their goddess Pill. But yes, the only settling down she does is settling down on fat cocks.
>>51909356>>51908495>Implying it wouldn't always be Loki weaseling his way into replacement duty, then promptly accidentally selling everything/pissing off giants/breaking everything/pissing off dwarves/etc.
>>51933436That's pretty much how it works in Mage: The Ascension (Though, to a degree, *everything* works that way in MtA)
>>51902741Reminder: The larger a fruit is, the worse it tastes compared to a normal sized one.
>>51939630Sounds like a Mr. Meeseeks box
>>51951624>Churns out gods whose purview is teaching one guy how to golf