!!Aik5xWDoPIo 07/15/09(Wed)06:36 No.5167507|
Good thing CAIPHAS, as you lovingly call him, is currently playing a bass that IS a solid gold sword
It started with Nurgle. His speed drumming was no match for your righteous CHOPS. His flesh bubbled and melted in a way that he totally wasn't cool with, and he suddenly exploded
What was left was a totally hot babe, wearing a shirt with Your face on it
Slaanesh was next, his shapely form disintegrating like that Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc. In his stead was another sexy babe, holding up a sign for Caiphas (he's the cute one)
Tzeentch wheeled around as Your song continued to shake the very foundation of existence. "NO! NO it cannot BE! I DIDN'T PLAN THIS! KHORNE, BEHEAD HIM AT ONCE!"
But Khorne was already a ttly rockin brunette with massive jugs
"NOOOOO! YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY, EMPEROR OF MANKIND! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF CHAOOSSSS"
You reply simply, with fireworks and pyrotechnics erupting behind you like a manly volcano, the chorus/symphony of the aliens backing up your furious soul, and the sheer brilliance of your band bringing this song home.
PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE, FIGHTING AND FREE
GOT THE WORLD IN MY HANDS, I'M HERE FOR YOUR LOVE
AND I'LL MAKE MY STAND
WE WERE BORN TO BE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!
You fly out then, directly towards Tzeentch. With your mighty guitar you strike him, causing the god of change to erupt in a dazzling rainbow that could be seen from all edges of known EXISTENCE.
You hover in midair then, lightning and energy crashing around you like in that movie Highlander. Totally rad. You bellow one last time as your cleansing light steams through the Eye of Terror like a holy fire, washing it of the taint of Chaos forever