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    25 KB Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:22 No.5080163  

    People of the Imperium of Man! MY PEOPLE!

    I, the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp, uncovering all of it's secrets and knowledge! Using that, I have formed alliances with all who would rock out with us as equals.
    But now, after aeons of travelling and learning, YOUR GOD-EMPEROR WANTS TO PARTY DOWN WITH HIS PEOPLE!

    Come to the ten planets of the Phestos system, my people, and feast at my laid table! ALL TASTES WILL BE CATERED FOR!

    You want Titan arm wrestling matches? Then have them! Dark Eldar guitar solos? I deliver! Techno rave cruises across the sun? The ships are already waiting, glow sticks awaiting distribution! Hardcore Chaos Rock! Tau Electro! Space Marine Heavy Metal! Pole dancing Sororitas! Psychotropic Tank Races! I! PROVIDE! ALL!


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    >> Slade 07/03/09(Fri)08:25 No.5080178
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    What heresy is this?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:25 No.5080179
    HERES...Oh, it's you, Emperor. Uh, well this is awkward.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:25 No.5080182
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:26 No.5080190
    Emporer is a disciple of slaanesh?
    I am confus.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:27 No.5080192

    >Pole dancing Sororitas

    Count me in my lord!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:27 No.5080195

    Wish I was on my laptop, got all the OC drawfaggery there.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:27 No.5080196
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    OI! Da Orks iz 'ere ta rock! Where ya want da squig grill?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:29 No.5080205
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    Khan hwee come?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:30 No.5080213
    Oh god our greatest fears! The Emperor is reborn in the warp as a chaos god!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:30 No.5080216
    Drop that shit right next to Slaanesh's mountain of cocaine.
    Not that one!
    The one with snowboarding hookers.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:31 No.5080217
    Despite it most likely being a Chaos trap, I would go there.

    If it is true, then party with the Emperor.

    If it is false, then vanquish the vile heretics who blasphemed their impersonation of the Emperor. Or get killed trying to do that. Most likely get killed trying to do that. But whatever.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:31 No.5080220

    No, no you can't
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:32 No.5080226
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    And the beer?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:33 No.5080227
    But that Sororitas friend of yours can.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:33 No.5080236
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    Don't worry, I got a pic of the Mobile Party Palace. Note The Emperor rocking out on the roof.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:34 No.5080239
    Just keep it away from the hot tub. Papa Nurgle's been in there for an hour and shit's starting to grow.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:34 No.5080242

    Isn't that just the stock ground for Doomrider's C-C-C-COCAINATORIUM?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:34 No.5080245
    >snowboarding hookers.
    >mountain of cocaine.
    I've died and the Emperor has blessed my years of devoted service!
    Or the =I= has set me up and I'm about suffer a horrible death. Fuck it, I'll be to high to care!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:36 No.5080255
    ...shit. And my ship had to choose this week to break down. You think I could hitch a ride with some of you people?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:36 No.5080256
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    My emperor, I am prepared to rock the fuck out in your name!
    >> The Black Guardian 07/03/09(Fri)08:36 No.5080258
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    Now this might be fun
    Count me in!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:37 No.5080265
    Gentlemen, I propose a race. A race around the entire equator of Phestos Epsilon in TITANS, for the amusement of all!

    First to, oh... one thousand planetary circuits?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:37 No.5080267
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:38 No.5080271
    Hell no, if we had all that on the surface at once its gravity would really mess with the tides. Then how are we supposed to surf in the ocean of amasec? Doomrider's shit's evenly distributed around in orbit, ready to be dropped as needed.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:40 No.5080278
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    We shall turn the Machine Spirit up to 11 sire
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:40 No.5080282
    Didn't anyone bring some fucking obscura?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:41 No.5080286
    So we know to go to the planet that is surrounded in massive clouds of fluorescent white mist?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:41 No.5080288
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    Hey, guys.

    The Tau and Dark Eldar have set up a Strobe-O-Sphere in orbit of Phestos's star. Twenty-four hours a day, non-stop house music or electro, all strobes all the time and Anti-Grav scrumball in the lower decks.

    My unit's heading straight there, and we're bringing a Thunderhawk full of Cadian Pride beer. Who wants in?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:42 No.5080293
    Aw, shit. Those canisters better not have broken.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:42 No.5080300
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:43 No.5080302
    Perhaps it would dissipate into the air, providing a constant high for everyone on the planet.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:43 No.5080303
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:43 No.5080305
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    OH SHIT, save me a seat, dude!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:45 No.5080318
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:46 No.5080320
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    So I heard these guys were performing there.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:46 No.5080324
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    Hive Fleet Rock Lobster on the scene
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:47 No.5080329
    Sounds good, but we should really pump Phencyclidine Hydrochloride through the aircon first.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:48 No.5080340
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    With a little backu from the Rythm Stealers
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:49 No.5080342
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    My lord the speakers and light system is all set up we shall commence the prayers to the machine god
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:49 No.5080344
    What will the Tau use?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:50 No.5080350
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    icecream for everybody
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:50 No.5080352
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    Hold on guys, we're getting a transmission over the vox...

    Seems that the 'Star Spanker', one of Slaanesh's pleasure ships is in system and are taking on passengers in return for oddities that may interest them.

    Um... they also say that the Daemonette who attends you in your room will bring her sister if you do...

    Oh. Also, Slaanesh's personal Ultra Porn is playing on Frequency 15595.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:50 No.5080356
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    One man who should be here is not. Tell us, where is FUTUREMAN?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:51 No.5080362
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    Ready for a battle of the bands
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:51 No.5080369

    Aboard the Mobile Party Palace, partying with the Emperor, Macha and Horus of course. Who else is worthy to party with him directly?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:53 No.5080379
    Fuck, Keeper of Secrets just ran into bathroom. I guess I'll hold her tentacles back while she pukes.
    >> Guardsman Mike 07/03/09(Fri)08:53 No.5080381
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:53 No.5080384
    With any luck, Macha just *might* get laid.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:54 No.5080387
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    I have a shuriken pistol to trade. Never fired and only dropped once.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:54 No.5080388
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:55 No.5080395
    >Keeper of Secrets
    ... I'll have what it's having.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:55 No.5080399
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    A battle of the bands you say?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:56 No.5080407
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    ...seems good. Welcome aboard, would you like to hear about our special 'Lights Out Room'?
    >> Just big Chasied 07/03/09(Fri)08:56 No.5080408
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    Eeeeee its him!!! Can I have your autograph?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:56 No.5080412
    Dude, Bloodthirster just chugged a whole platoon of drunken guardsmen. He's fucking plastered.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:57 No.5080418
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    Suddenly, BATTLE OF THE BANDS!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:58 No.5080426
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    Ork-chan bring da red bull (makes me go fasta), da monsta (green is da best), and da dead killyiest beats dis side of da warp! *Dumps some music chips next to the DJ*.

    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:58 No.5080429
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)08:59 No.5080436
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    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)08:59 No.5080438
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    >I the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp,


    >You want Titan arm wrestling matches? Then have them!

    Seems like a waste of resources to me.

    >Dark Elder guitar solos? I deliver!

    What?! we must not do anything with the Xenos except kill them!

    >Hardcore Chaos Rock!
    Heresy! You're not the real God Emperor of Mankind! Impostor! Heretic! The Inquisition will surely hear of this!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:00 No.5080441
    Must...not...fap...in...public. Fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:00 No.5080444
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    I hear the Machine Spirit's voice.
    >> Guardsman Mike 07/03/09(Fri)09:00 No.5080446

    You sure ruin the party.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:01 No.5080447
    Goddamnit, break it up.

    We have music to play and fun to have.

    All these negative vibes are agitating the machine spirits.
    >> Guardsman Mike 07/03/09(Fri)09:01 No.5080453
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:02 No.5080460
    >>I, the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp, uncovering all of it's secrets and knowledge!
    >>uncovering all it's secrets and kowledge
    What kind of Emperor makes that punctuation/spelling mistake?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:03 No.5080467
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    So, once again a party is held and that little wench O'Shaserra didn't think of inviting me? AGAIN?

    Come on, just because I committed genocide to an entire Waagh, doesn't mean I don't bring the goods! I got 3 whole Devilfish loaded with chips, salsa, and everything guaranteed to blow your little Gue'la minds!

    Doubt the greenskins'd notice.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:03 No.5080470
    One high on coke and partying like a motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:04 No.5080474
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    No foul chaos fiends shall defeat the emperor's finest! Especially not in a drinking game!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:04 No.5080479
    Your grasp of High Gothic is obviously flawed, if you think the Emperor made a mistake. Heretic.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:04 No.5080480

    Is it heretical?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:04 No.5080483
    Dude, I SEE the Machine spirits voice. That's some fucking hardcore PCP back there.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:05 No.5080488
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    Why doesn't anyone ever invite me to any parties? I have feelings too, you know.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:06 No.5080494
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    What is and isn't heresy no longer matters.

    Refer to the image.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:06 No.5080499
    Someone needs to drawfag faptau with a drumset. I'm sure he can keep perfect rythm with his fapping arm
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:08 No.5080503
    I couldn't believe that I got a ticket to come aboard the Star Spanker, but as I handed over the melted Boltgun casing shaped like dignity (which is hard to explain but true), I was asked what I would like. Flocks of Daemonette girls stood across from me, beckoning me with their smiles, and their poses and.... and their SEXUALITY. In all my years I never thought something like this existed, but immediately I had to have them. I had to have them all.

    Against the stairs, a small Daemonette wearing a Commissar's cap looked up at me innocently, despite her bondage leathers.
    Next to her, two Daemonettes held a cup between them.
    But I stopped at HER.

    I remember purple hair, like a living Amethyst sculpture, which ripples in the still, musk-scented air. Her six breasts were all perky and strained at the slashed black spandex she wore. And that ass... THAT ASS...
    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)09:08 No.5080507
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    I'm sure that those that are loyal to the Imperium will be pleased to hear that members of the inquisition and other loyal servants to the ACTUAL God Emperor (who is still watching over us all on his Golden Throne) shall be arriving as soon as possible to punish those involved in this heresy.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:09 No.5080515
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:09 No.5080518
    Oh great. Inquisitor Buzz Killington is on the way.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:10 No.5080520
    The image sums up all of 40k anyways.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:10 No.5080522
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:10 No.5080525

    Oi! If it isn't Commisar Buzzkill. Less see ya krump all me boyz here. And everyone else 'ere at dis party. Hell, even da weedy blueskins 'll show ya a good time.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:11 No.5080528
    I'm pretty sure the Inquisition would be too high out of their minds to even attempt to put up a fight, just from the ambient drugs in the everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:13 No.5080537
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    ...In that case, sign me up for two.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:13 No.5080539
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    In the name of the Ethereal Caste I declare this one bitchin party! For the greater good, it will not end.

    F*ck the commisars!
    >> Actual God Emporer 07/03/09(Fri)09:13 No.5080543
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    Naw dude its cool, let the spice flow
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:14 No.5080549
    Why the hell were we fighting these Slaaneshi guys, anyway? They're damn near carrying this party. Hell, even the Khornates aren't that bad, until you get in a game of rugby with 'em.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:15 No.5080552

    Instantly I walked to her, through the throng of races. She knew she had me. As I approached, she giggled and took my hand, leading me down the halls.

    We walked past many rooms. On my left, a writhing orgy which I still cannot fully understand. On my right, a Sororita being whipped in front of a crowd, her torturer stopping to lick the sweat off her stomach. We passed an atrium where an Ork was fed meats of exotic appearance by a larger Daemonette who was drinking wine as she catered her master.

    The wonderment... I almost didn't hear my sweet's loving voice.
    "Did you have something in mind, human? Or would you like something a little more... adventurous?"
    I couldn't resist. "Adventurous? Like what"
    "The Lights Out Room."
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:16 No.5080557
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    I'm sorry I'm late everyone. There's a vicious warp storm heading in, so traffic was horrible.

    Did I miss anything? I brought Jelly Babies...
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:16 No.5080558
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    >> Comisar Pimp Slap 07/03/09(Fri)09:17 No.5080562
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    In the Emporers name I bring the bitches
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:18 No.5080565

    No, he's saying that all of it's secrets and knowledge.

    The Warp is made entirely out of secrets and knowledge.

    Just as planned.
    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)09:18 No.5080566
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    Those that are still loyal to the Imperium shall be pleased to hear that the first of 10 planets has been destroyed (a small price to pay, but it must be done.)

    And that is Commissar Forlen to you. If I wasn't in a different sector fighting the evils of Chaos with other loyal men of the Imperial Guard, I'd have you two summarily executed myself.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:20 No.5080570
    Silly Tau 4chan doesn't censor words.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:21 No.5080578
    Dude, bro

    Totally not cool.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:21 No.5080580

    Oh, hey, Com. I took the liberty of firing orbital cocaine torpedo barrages at all of the planets your forces are currently engaged on. Enjoy your massive high. Praise Slaanesh!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:21 No.5080585
    Fuck it, that was only for parking, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:22 No.5080588

    My apologies. My translator malfunctioned. Most of our earth caste engineers are drunk off their asses off of some strange orkish brew.

    Krunk Juice I believe it's called?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:22 No.5080591
    My guncutter was parked there! Shit!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:23 No.5080594
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:23 No.5080598
    Well, then. It looks like no one's leaving anytime soon. Hell yeah!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:23 No.5080599
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    Do not worry, everyone. Your security has arrived. As mandated by the Emperor himself.

    Party on.
    >> God Emporer Kirby 07/03/09(Fri)09:24 No.5080603
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    Hey, in my name, Stop that shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:25 No.5080612

    I had your two mothers summarily sexecuted BY myself.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:25 No.5080615

    She stopped, a tiny grin on her face as she got close. Her intoxicating smell was driving me wild.

    I hadn't thought hard about what I wanted, so I nodded, putting my hand around behind her and feeling her smooth curves. "Okay. Let's do that."
    Her eyes narrowed in contentment as she giggled, and she leaned in to kiss me, putting a hand behind my head to draw me in.

    Suddenly, I felt her hand behind my head turn sticky. Unsure, I reached back with a free hand. Purple, sticky liquid. She released me, strands hanging from her purple fingers, before turning and continuing. She didn't need to lead me this time.

    I tried to ask her what she had done as she led me to a closed door, but all sound started to quiet. As I fell deaf I remember feeling that I SHOULD be concerned, but I didn't care. I wanted that ass.

    Opening the door, the inside of the room wasn't black. It was black than black. Normal darkness was daylight by comparison. Wordlessly she took me inside, closing the door.
    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)09:26 No.5080616
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    You shall all be destroyed with those other 9 planets then, sooner or later. Have fun with your honourless deaths!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:26 No.5080620
    Holy shit. Tzeentch, dude. I. Am. Tripping. Balls.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:26 No.5080623

    I'll have fun with your honorless mothers.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:27 No.5080629
    Enjoy your excommunication for defying the Emperor's divine mandate to FUCKING PARTY!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:28 No.5080633
    God, Commissar, you are just boring as hell.

    Who needs honor when you have a party at the Emperor's place?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:28 No.5080634
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:29 No.5080636
    S'all good we'll just party on in the afterlife.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:30 No.5080644
    What GREATER honor is there than partying at the Emperor's place?
    >> Eldar Noble 07/03/09(Fri)09:30 No.5080646

    ...FUCK. I had parked there! It was a fucking brand new top class skimmer! You retarded partykilling mon'keigh, you're lucky you're not here or I'd turn your fucking brain inside out!

    ...I'm totally not high enough right now. Doomrider, please, pass the stuff.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:31 No.5080653
    Wow E, you REALLY let yourself go. Find that cake you were after dude?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:32 No.5080656
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:32 No.5080659
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    FUCK! This party isn't fucking HARD ENOUGH!


    Fuck! This cocaine is AWESOME!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:32 No.5080661
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:32 No.5080665
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    Anyone want to see my 'Catachan Devil'?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:33 No.5080669
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    Are there any bitches here for whom Tankred can endure?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:33 No.5080670
    You see him like that, too? Did you drop the acid that Lord of Change was handing out?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:34 No.5080673
    Man fuck ork moshpits

    You don't need to add more dakka to fucking everything, goddamn it
    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)09:34 No.5080677
    That so called "Emperor" is an imposter.
    The real Emperor is still watching over those loyal to him on his Golden Throne.

    I thought /tg/ would be full of people that would be loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium. Oh well, those other planets shall be destroyed soon, so no worries.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:34 No.5080679
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:35 No.5080682
    Sweetie, I'm just drunk enough to want to see whatever you'll show.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:35 No.5080684

    I saw nothing. I heard nothing. All I knew was touch, smell and taste. I don't know what she put in me, but as it turned off my sense of hearing it keened my other senses immesurably.

    In the darkness I felt her breath on my bare stomach, I felt tickles on the back of my legs. It was surreal, not knowing what she was going to do next, but my deep desire roared like an inferno.

    We coupled for an eternity. Who could say how long passed? Was it a few hours? A few days? After a point I dismissed time as irrelevant. From time to time, she would put something sweet in my mouth, a morsel of unknown food or a foriegn alcoholic beverage. At one point she guided my nose to a line of cocaine on her inner thigh, but it stopped being effective after a time.

    Against walls, against low objects, on the floor. Every position, every perversion I could think of and more. I learned her, became intimate with her as a being, only for her to do something to make me understand that I had learned nothing at all. That I COULDN'T understand her.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:35 No.5080685
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    Can I join in?
    >> God Emporer Kirby 07/03/09(Fri)09:35 No.5080688
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    This is Comisar Unyuufex, reporting that Splinter Fleet Party On has sucessfully intercepted and destroyed The Buzzkill fleet
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:36 No.5080693
    Divine mandate dictates that you MUST join.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:37 No.5080701
    Tripping. Balls. Better. Than. Before.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:38 No.5080706
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    Sorry sir, we will rock harder sir!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:38 No.5080709
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    Sweet the new hips... er... drugs? BOTH just got here. Fuck year!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:39 No.5080715
    Dude, I'm a grey knight! My loyalty to the emperor is unquestionable. If I weren't supporting this guy by partying right now, It wouldn't be the real emperor. But since I am...
    Also, does any daemonette want to use my nemesis force lance?
    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)09:39 No.5080719
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    Oh dear God Emperor, not you too!
    >> Kharn 07/03/09(Fri)09:40 No.5080724
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:41 No.5080733
    'Tis better to die by exterminatus from heretics than to cease partying with the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:41 No.5080735
    Dude your fleet just got eatin, your stuck on the ground with the rest of us, you might as well party
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:41 No.5080738
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    Why yes, yes I would.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:41 No.5080740

    Now dat is orky. It's like Gork an Mork are here among us, guidin' our 'ands.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:42 No.5080743
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    Would someone kindly turn the music the FUCK up?

    NOT rocking HARD enough is HERETICAL!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:42 No.5080744
    Awesome. I always knew you'd be a fun guy to be around
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:43 No.5080749
    Nah dude. The daemonettes are passin' out free PCP at the front door.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:44 No.5080757
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    >> Commissar Forlen, The Emperor Protects 07/03/09(Fri)09:45 No.5080763
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    Heh, as I've mentioned a few times before. I'm in a different sector. But thanks to the technologies that the Adeptus Mechanicus has developed. I'm able to access hubs of information like this website.

    I am not against partying, but when there is mention of foul Xenos and Chaos taking part, that is where I must draw the line and begin enforcing rule.

    You'll all run out of food sooner or later, and you are all stranded on those planets. It's only a matter of time...
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:46 No.5080764

    After a time, I forgot about everything. About the unit. About the Everparty. About anything before this beautiful darkness. It was who I had become. My Slaaneshi lover had reached in and tossed aside all that was irrelevant. I worshipped her for that.

    When the lights suddenly came on I recoiled in agony, the Daemonette falling still unser me, legs wrapped around me and arms looped behind my head. The brightness made everything vague, and blearily I looked around, things slowly becoming clear.

    The walls were all windows. Holovid recording equipment was pointed at every corner, and behind the glass members of every race giggled silently to themselves. Looking straight ahead in shock, I saw a tall Eldar in elaborate robes. Above him was a vid screen of me astride the Daemonette, looking around in confusion like a fucking moron. The words, BROADCASTING LIVE ACROSS THE PHESTOS SYSTEMS read out clearly.

    In my head I heard a single chuckle of satisfaction reach out to me from the Eldar. As he touched my mind, one word blazed into my brain: ELDRAD.

    I couldn't hear myself scream in rage.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:46 No.5080765
    so he didnt die, he just gave up his flesh for a timeless robot zombie?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:46 No.5080766
    Oh my god I can't
    I don't
    fuuuuuuuuuck waht thge fuvjkj did theyu givwe me
    hily shit
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:47 No.5080770
    If I am hungry I will eat drugs.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:47 No.5080771
    The squig grill says otherwise.

    Incidentally, "kiss the cook" seems like a fucking lame apron at this point, so it's on fire and across the room now. MOAR DEMONETTES!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:47 No.5080773
    If you think of her as Catherine the Great, then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:48 No.5080776
    Wow. What a dick.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:48 No.5080778
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:49 No.5080782
    Dude, what the warp are you talking about?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:50 No.5080786
    duude imn fucjkijng fucjkeed huiop
    i jneed ot go klkie dowjn
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:51 No.5080790
    Obviously they are talking about horse sex.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:51 No.5080791

    Sure, if you'll pet my Armageddon Anaconda.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:51 No.5080792
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    I don't know about Pokemon, but I brought some RPG books with me.

    As in all of them.

    Who wants to GM? ^_^
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:52 No.5080795
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    You're on.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:52 No.5080798
    Everyone knows the Emperor kicks ass at Contra.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:53 No.5080799
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:53 No.5080803
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:53 No.5080809
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    Sorry we're late. We had to deal with some asshole commissar.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:54 No.5080811

    Why do you think we haven't seen he or FUTUREMAN?

    They're playing Contra two players. On Hard.

    The whole series.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:54 No.5080812
    Cue the scene from Pulp Fiction where the chick ODs.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 07/03/09(Fri)09:55 No.5080816
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    I agree with the Commissars, this is heresy!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:56 No.5080820
    igts cool, itds xxocol, sshhhhhlaneshhhhhhhi hwores bryought dome eoragneds
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:56 No.5080823
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    goatempeor is heresy!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:57 No.5080825
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:57 No.5080826
    This can only end in the daemonette becoming pregnant.
    What system?
    >> Kharn 07/03/09(Fri)09:57 No.5080827
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:57 No.5080828
    This is the best ever ГРУППЫ Holy shit!

    FUCKING warp storm!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:57 No.5080831
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    I shall be a paladin.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:58 No.5080832

    OPh shit, no one told me the Duke was playing. Count me in, my Lord
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:58 No.5080834
    >They're playing Contra two players. On Hard.

    >The whole series.

    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:58 No.5080835

    Pick yer poison.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:58 No.5080836
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    Dark Angels here. Long have we awaited a party great enough to reveal our dark secret.

    An entire chapter of bitches
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:58 No.5080837
    Here is our first request: this one goes out to all the hotties, from the Adeptus Mechanicus! Keep living the virtual dream, guys!

    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)09:59 No.5080839
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:00 No.5080843
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:00 No.5080844

    Dude, playing yourself but in fantasy is so lame.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:00 No.5080845
    naaaaaah manh oiu got sokme oojrangeds man
    fuckigkjn orjanges
    its cpool
    >> Kharn 07/03/09(Fri)10:01 No.5080846
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:03 No.5080851
    Dude! You're telling this to a guy who's getting sucked off by a daemonette! I'm about as unpaladinlike as I can get right now!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:03 No.5080854
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    Hey, anyone seen the new Inqiusitor?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:04 No.5080858
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    Which one of you lovely ladies wants some of this action?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:05 No.5080863
    hglook at thsi fucjkijng poser
    pporbasbly cmae jhust to lpook cpool
    hey manb yioiu aijnt cpool
    yoiu fuckijn chiikly
    chiikly aijnt nevhver brenb cpool
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:07 No.5080868
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    Someone spiked this Eldar whore's drink. Go nuts.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:07 No.5080869
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    That's just adorable. You're coming with me.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:08 No.5080870
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    Hey guys, is it okay if I come in? And would you guys know if there's a clock here? Mom tells me I have to get home by eight.
    >> Ok... Ok... Ok... Commissar Shakespeare 07/03/09(Fri)10:08 No.5080873
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    Maybe my friend Commissar Forlen wasn't clear on this.
    Let me explain...
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 07/03/09(Fri)10:09 No.5080874
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    And who might that be?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:09 No.5080876
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    A pawty? Can I join? Unyuu~!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:10 No.5080882
    woha owah fget tefh ucjk awayh
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:11 No.5080888
    Shit! Guys! I was fucking a Daemonette and the condom broke! What do I do?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:12 No.5080893
    fucjk,,, tgehy had coindonms here?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:13 No.5080895
    Keep going. make sure you spend in all her holes
    >> Grey knight Stan 07/03/09(Fri)10:14 No.5080900
    Use your faith in the Emperor to ward off the disease. Also give that daemonette a morning after pill tomorrow.
    >> Comissar Ciaphas Cain 07/03/09(Fri)10:15 No.5080906
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    Amberley is not here tonight, ladies...
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:15 No.5080907
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    Don't make me drag you, now.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:17 No.5080917

    Dude, she's probably knocked up by now.

    Enjoy being father to a Daemon.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 07/03/09(Fri)10:17 No.5080920

    Use a flamer.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:18 No.5080922
    okj okjn thetnacokle layyd
    doknt eb offedned if i dojnt look
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:18 No.5080923
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    Keeper! Keeper! Fuck. Sorry everyone! She's had a little much. I'll be back after I drop her off back in the warp.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:18 No.5080924
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    >> Kharn 07/03/09(Fri)10:19 No.5080929
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:19 No.5080932

    1) Spread her legs
    2) Insert hand flamer barrel
    3) Pull trigger
    4) Problem solved!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:21 No.5080945
    I just saw a Bloodthirster tittyfuck all the six breasts of a Keeper of Secrets.
    I came.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:23 No.5080955
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    We... We heard there was a party going on...
    If... If there's any room, ca can I come in?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:23 No.5080958
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    Hey everyone, we brought some whisky and cheese balls, so someone point me in the direction of the Tau ladies!
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 07/03/09(Fri)10:24 No.5080967
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    Like so.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:24 No.5080968
    Bro there's always enough room on Planet Rock.
    >> Grey knight Stan 07/03/09(Fri)10:25 No.5080973
    Aren't you ultramarines? I think you forgot the U.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:26 No.5080977
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    Free rides 'round the parking lot!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:27 No.5080980

    Ork-Chan? Fuck, get over here ya little scrapper, and let's go get some Cave Spores!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:27 No.5080981

    That's ok, I understan... Wait... What?

    Ceiling Tau said I wouldn't be able to get in!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:29 No.5080987
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    I'm back fuckers! What'd I miss?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:29 No.5080990
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    A party? Sweet!

    Can I bring some Greater Good, and by Greater Good I mean some crazy powerful hallucinogenics the Kroot whipped up for their ceremonies?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:30 No.5080993
    no moref ucjking ascid
    getheat shoti awayfhrom me
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:31 No.5080997
    FUCK ME HARD!!! If you can, that is.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:31 No.5081002
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    I could go for some of that peyote pudding.
    >> Grey knight Stan 07/03/09(Fri)10:32 No.5081004
    You'd best watch your tongue with me, daemon! I have been trained all my life to fight your kin, have some of the best weapons the imperium can afford AND am really drunk right now! Personally, I'm feeling something for a bar-brawl right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:32 No.5081006

    Oi. I don't waaaaugh with slowpokes now.
    >> Commissar Shakespear Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:33 No.5081009
    O shit brother lets do this shit!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:33 No.5081011
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:34 No.5081013
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:36 No.5081030
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:37 No.5081032
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    >> Commissar Shakespeare 07/03/09(Fri)10:38 No.5081039
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    Lets do this...
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:38 No.5081041
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    Is there any chance of more being posted?
    >> Grey knight Stan 07/03/09(Fri)10:43 No.5081064
    Praise the emperor! A group brawl! All right everyone! All who want to fight, please come to the area with the tables and chairs which are easy to form improvised weapons with. And no forming teams or making a fortress out of the tables after which you sit in your fortress like an idiot! Oh, and we need to tie up Abbadon so that he won't run like a pussy!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:44 No.5081069
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:45 No.5081074
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:45 No.5081075
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    OP, we love you in ways your untainted mortal mind could not begin to imagine.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:47 No.5081085
    At least Eldrad left. Still, that guardsman? What a dumb fuck. Heh heh...
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:51 No.5081099
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:52 No.5081106
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:54 No.5081116
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:54 No.5081117
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    Are firearms allowed? Everything's better with firearms.
    >> Chandra Nalaar 07/03/09(Fri)10:55 No.5081127
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    Looks like I 'walked into the wrong plane but the right place.

    Anyone want to buy a hot chick some booze?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:56 No.5081135
    Only if they're not big enough to hide behind like some fucking pussy! So no big cannons (unless you want to swing with 'em)
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)10:59 No.5081149
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    Shuuuure! Come ovr here an sit on my knee...
    >> Grey knight Stan 07/03/09(Fri)10:59 No.5081150
    No firearms allowed. In fact, we shouldn't even have any armour or clothes to hide behind, so that after the orgy of violence, we can have an orgy of orginess.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:00 No.5081151
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    ROCK ON!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:01 No.5081157
    I am taking the first Rogue Trader on route! Wooo! Partying like it's 30K!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:01 No.5081158
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    DIE! DIE! DIE!
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:04 No.5081169
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    Thou shall not taint the venerated ones' name ...
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:04 No.5081172
    Stop spamming: http://www.AnónTálk.com/
    >fdd igk ygjgb yh n
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:08 No.5081194
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    Shut up.
    >> Dragonwater !2jcd6X2F6E 07/03/09(Fri)11:08 No.5081198
    I am absolutely convinced that /tg/ faps to gay space marine porn, considering the popularity of 40K threads. Am I right?
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:09 No.5081207
    No, you're just an idiot.
    >> Dragonwater !2jcd6X2F6E 07/03/09(Fri)11:13 No.5081228

    No, at least SOME fa/tg/uys fap to space marine porn, the laws of probability say so.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:13 No.5081232
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    Thought we destroyed your fucking fleet! No matter, this coffee can surface-to-orbit missile should do the trick.
    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:14 No.5081237
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:15 No.5081243
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    >> Anonymous 07/03/09(Fri)11:16 No.5081251
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    Man, this shit never gets old.
    >> Grey knight Stan 07/03/09(Fri)11:26 No.5081331
    I thought I said NO FIREARMS! I'm really pissed right now! Come here and we'll duke it out with good old fistcuffs.
    >> Aun'La Ukos 07/03/09(Fri)12:12 No.5081620
    FUTUREMAN isn't present! This is a trap!

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