!CW6LlqZOVU 07/02/09(Thu)18:31 No.5073975|
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<Radio001> Move to side of door opposite hinges, prepare for stealthly escape.
<OP> You hear the jingling of physical keys as the human designated R.A. prepares to OPen the door lock. The door swings open.
<Radio001> Attempt to leave room without drawing attention.
<OP> The humans are immediately befuddled as they enter the room, finding neither the Hipster nor broken glass, as your sound-performance promised. "What the fuck?"
<Radio001> Enter hallway.
<OP> The source of the second waveform, a titanic, trunk-legged female, notices you as you attempt to sneak past. "Hey, isn't that Vince's radiobot?"
<OP> The first waveform, a male, regards you with disdain. "Pick it up."
<Radio001> Execute Feedack.mp3 at max volume!
<OP> You play Feedback.mp3 at maximum volume, stunning the humans and forcing them to cover their inferior sound inputs.
<Radio001> Flee the scene,
<OP> With the humans distracted, you dash down the hall towards a left turn!
<Radio001> Locate adequate hiding area.
<OP> Current valid OPtions: 0. All doors are closed.
<Radio001> Continue down hallway.
<OP> Behind you, the thundering of female-trunk-legs follows.
<OP> You continue down the hallway. A door approaches, as well as a left turn down a second hall.
<OP> "Come back here, you little shit!"
<Radio001> Is the door open?
<Radio001> Continue running, attempt to break Chopstick in order to acquire some form of piercing iimplement.
<OP> You are almost to the left turn. The Chopstick has been splintered into two jagged, short implements.