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    233 KB GOD QUEST PART 2: PART 2 WITH A VENGEANCE Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)20:31 No.5064449  
    The sun rises over the little village and things will never be the same...
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:38 No.5064496
    Poke around in town. Practice people skills. Find out where we are, and regional information.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:39 No.5064504
    Oh yeah, time to get our evil on. Dawnlight murder, or has the night already been fruitful in its bloody ways?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:42 No.5064520
    1. Get out of bed.
    2. Find children to play with. Play 'hide and seek', with you seeking.
    3. Kill one, steal soul, hide body.
    4. awesome.jpg
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:44 No.5064525
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    Is there an archive of the previous threads?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:44 No.5064527
    1. Find hammer.
    2. Locate children.
    3. ?????
    4. Godhood!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:45 No.5064529
    Never be the same? Oh dear....
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:45 No.5064532
    To repeat:

    Step 1: Access into the church.
    Step 2: Kill priest.
    Step 2.5: Sneak into jail and release man who pushed you
    Step 3: Blame death on him.
    Step 4: As the funeral begins, set church on fire with stolen lantern oil.
    Step 5: Nom all souls
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:46 No.5064533

    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)20:47 No.5064539
    Something tells me that steps 1 and 2 have been executed...

    >> Gentleman 07/01/09(Wed)20:52 No.5064567
    Get into the temples inner sanctum while they hold morning rites. Steal holy artifact.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)20:56 No.5064589
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    Something has certainly been executed.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:57 No.5064598
    Hell yes. Quickly get the blame on that jackass.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:58 No.5064600
    Summon a dretch, there is now way it's stronger than you.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)20:58 No.5064603
    Did we get any new powers? Can we use the blood to summon a demon minion?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)20:58 No.5064607
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:59 No.5064612
    I vote a balor, easily controlled and all.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:00 No.5064623
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:00 No.5064625
    1. Bath in blood
    2. Spray prisoner with blood
    3. Make cut wounds on self
    4. Blame prisoner
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:01 No.5064630
    Hells no, summon Asmodeus, he's always good fun.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:03 No.5064653
    I think we are this world's equivalent of Asmodeus.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:03 No.5064654
    "HELP! THE PRIEST HAS BEEN MURDERED!!!!" I cry, catching the attention of several people walking toward the church for an early prayer.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:06 No.5064673
    Summon something, an imp will suffice for now. Blame murder on prisoner.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:06 No.5064675
    How are we going to kill several people at once?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:06 No.5064678
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    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)21:06 No.5064679
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    You "find" an ornate sword, covered in blood. It must be this. Someone used it to hack up the priest, disembowel him and gouge his eyes out... Evil.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:07 No.5064683
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:07 No.5064686
    We won't do that! That's mean... We need to hold a funeral pyre. One for the entire church congregation.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:09 No.5064694
    1. Cut off arm
    2. Give sword to prisoner
    3. Blame prisoner
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:10 No.5064710
    I was worried that holy objects and places might be a problem for us.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:11 No.5064712
    Pelor seems pretty Yaranaika; he would probably appreciate you propping up his priest's corpse so that his ass is covering his holy symbol.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:11 No.5064715
    Do not summon.
    1. We are in a foreign place, a church no less.
    2. People will be here soon, we may have tricked them with our innocent little girl form, but she starts to look alot less innocent standing next to a demon that isn't eating her.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:12 No.5064720
    We should wait after the burned church plan to summon any demons.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:13 No.5064729
    Te demon might also burst into flames instantly because it's a church I guess. Could we still use a pentagram to kill multiple people at once?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:14 No.5064733
    Get the sword to the dick who pushed us.. HURRY!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:15 No.5064736
    Kneel down, inhale soul.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:16 No.5064748

    Soul-eating time first, then swordblame.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:16 No.5064754
    Why raise suspicion with a pentagram?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:16 No.5064756
    Do summon demon (a small like an imp or dretch), have it 'attack' you when someone comes to investigate what you're screaming about.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:16 No.5064757
    Become scared little girl fighting for selfless needs Make sure townspeople see
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:18 No.5064775
    We get any powers from his soul?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:18 No.5064777
    +5 CHA
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)21:19 No.5064786
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    Since the plan was to blame the man that pushed you, you simply went and killed him last night and dragged the body here.
    He came after you for revenge, the priest stopped him, the man killed the priest with the relic sword, you hide, he set the sword down to look for you and you stabbed him with it. It's all very simple and makes you seem very heroic for avenging the kindly priest from the evil rapist, demon worshiping madman.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:20 No.5064790
    But did we eat their souls?
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)21:21 No.5064802
    Okay... I just realized my impatience is greater than my not wanting to run my quest at the same time as yours.
    Sorry sir, no disrespect meant. Will still play contribute here, and I expect everyone else to do the same.
    Wont post link, as that would just be over-the-top asshole-y.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:22 No.5064805
    YAY! Now drop the sword near the horrible pushing man, hide in the opposite corner of the church, and sob loudly as people enter for morning prayer...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:22 No.5064808
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:22 No.5064811
    Good show!

    Run out of the Church screaming and crying about this.

    .... son of a bitch. This is going to require another timeskip already.

    Man, mortals are such a pain in the ass. With their flailing about and demanding explanations to deaths.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:22 No.5064813
    ring the bell of the church to gather the town act like you are suffering from post tramatic stress disorder.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:23 No.5064820
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:25 No.5064836
    PTSD does not lead to bell ringing, either leave the church running and sobbing, or hide in corner sobbing (timeskip to morning prayer)
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:27 No.5064854
    Dammit Gnoll tell us if we had delicious soul breakfast or not! Vital to our plans.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:35 No.5064934

    Dammit, man! Of course we ate their souls, why wouldn't we?

    Now, once the commotion dies down it's time to put our big plan into action. We'll need to grow a demon cock, impregnate all the women in the town, and when our devilspawn burst forth from their wombs the next morn we'll round up all the lolis in a five mile radius and rarpe them heartily.

    Yes, yes. It's a foolproof plan!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:37 No.5064959
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:38 No.5064966
    We should use this to place doubt in the people of this towns minds. Make them doubt the protection of there god Palor. Then suggest they turn to (for lack of a better term for YOU) the elder god for protection.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:39 No.5064981
    Crying and "oh Pelor why do you hate me so"?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)21:39 No.5064982
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    You run out screaming that the man killed the other man and cry very convincingly. The villagers are in shock.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:40 No.5064986
    Who are the gods of this world anyway?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:41 No.5064994

    We should now do this >>5064966
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:41 No.5064997
    Collapse in blood on church step, make big show of things, contemplate power gained from souls consumed
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:41 No.5065006
    does it matter for all we know we are the only god present in this world.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:42 No.5065008
    She looks like she's smiling in that pic. Cry better.

    Have we a name to praise? One so god-worthy that it belongs to us.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)21:43 No.5065015
    You assume I actually have things planned more than one post ahead.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:43 No.5065018
    Probably D&D stock *or* same as DorfQuest;
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:44 No.5065026
    Considering the fact that we had a plan that should take at least 5 more pictures, not-allowing for twists, I think you have more than 1 post in mind.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:45 No.5065036
    Just do what all dieties are as guys who really don't give a fuck about the world occationally selecting a champion or creating a creature to do "their biding" because they are to lazy to do it themselves.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)21:47 No.5065048
    Vecna seems oddly appropriate.
    Iuz also seems likely.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:51 No.5065077
    In the last thread we found out the priest works for Pelor so I'm betting it's the basic Greyhawk setting.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)21:53 No.5065090
    Dorf Quest also has a Pelor. It's a commonly used god.
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)21:55 No.5065111
    uhhh... Let them in?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:56 No.5065115
    It's the stock name for "Sorta-Proto-Judeo-Christian God of Light and Life". In other words, if it has churches, sun symbols, morning prayer and stained-glass windows, it's Pelor. It's a nice, easy translation between reality as we known it and Abrahamic-God-free fantasy
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:09 No.5065233
    If we're deciding what gods we have, my vote is for the Unified Setting cosmology. That works especially well with us having ceased to be gods, and working on re-ascending.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:11 No.5065251
    I think you guys are thinking about this too much.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:12 No.5065254
    Gnoll, you do not have the capacity to run good quest threads. Just stop, please.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)22:13 No.5065267
    We need a name dammit.

    Suck my 7 foot tall 3 dicked herm-dino fursona's dick.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:16 No.5065289
    He fails horribly at some of the basics, but the concept is so good that it's a good quest thread anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:23 No.5065341
    Faint for added drama get. Ham it up, you want to appear as innocent as possible here!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:27 No.5065365
    Seriously, someone feed gnoll or something, he's got a great thing going here but god damn he is slower than plants
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)22:29 No.5065376
    Gnoll, email me and I'll tell you how to increase your output by 200%
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:33 No.5065412
    If you threaten him with yiffing there will be hell to pay
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:34 No.5065423
    Thread enhancement! Instantly make your quest threads bigger and faster! 100% success guaranteed, place your order now!
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)22:36 No.5065433
    I don't yiff random people off the interbutts. I'll get AIDS.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:36 No.5065439
    >he is slower than plants
    ..I'm not sure WHY, but for some reason this phrase is incredibly hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:36 No.5065441
    He's hesitant to post because he knows eventually there's going to have to be some hardore god-on-loli rape action.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)22:37 No.5065450
    Gnoll just has a sleeping problem.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:39 No.5065462
    He will probably give us an oppertunity once we get powerful to change our appearance. To something more fitting of an overlord.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)22:40 No.5065469
    More like procrastination.
    >> Gentleman 07/01/09(Wed)22:40 No.5065476

    No, the point is that we have to keep our little girl disguise, or the forces of light will find us and destroy us again!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:42 No.5065497
    Gnoll was the unmentioned third victim. FACT
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:46 No.5065549

    Upgrade? No way, nothing is quite as scary as an evil little girl.

    Except maybe an evil little girl raping you with her demon cock.

    I vote that Loligod dresses like a fucking viking, it'd be the trifecta of terror.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:46 No.5065555
    My God, he'll be like the Star Forge of drawing!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:48 No.5065572
    >Seriously, someone feed gnoll or something, he's got a great thing going here but god damn he is slower than Valve
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:50 No.5065589
    I like gnoll because his quests are genuinely poster-controlled.

    Reaver (rudy quest) claims to do it on the spot, but it's obvious he does it ahead of time and goes "Just as planned," when someone/everyone shouts "Punch the shit out of everything!"

    This is not to say Rudyquest isn't awesome, but Godquest is more interactive, albeit at a slower pace.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:51 No.5065601
    Yeah I know but eventualy we will reach a point where the forces of light can't do jack shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:52 No.5065608

    Lies. NOTHING is slower than Valve.

    Valve make games slower than Roboute Guilliman heals in STASIS*.

    *wtf is what that?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)22:52 No.5065612
    However we have planned out an entire plot, so..

    It's only on step 3 ffs.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)22:52 No.5065613
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    Isn't there anything modern medical science can do to help?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)23:01 No.5065688
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    Bump for continuation.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)23:27 No.5065906
    Vivid, terrifying dreams during sleep-wake transitions.

    Never realised that wasnt normal for people.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)23:31 No.5065947
    What? GWaaaaaaaAAah! I had that throughout my childhood!
    >> Gnoll 07/01/09(Wed)23:33 No.5065971
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    Oh, man. Sorry for the delay.

    Okay, back to the story. So like, you're totally burned down the church and ate all the sould and junk. Wait, there's still a little girl left!

    Oh, man. What do you do?
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)23:34 No.5065982
    not gnoll... infact prolly the same person who drew the male to female-post-op furry in my freakin thread yesterday.
    Screw you asshole.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)23:34 No.5065985

    All kidding aside, see if you can't persuade her to become your first minion. Promise her power and candy.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)23:34 No.5065987


    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)23:35 No.5065991
    What the file name says.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)23:35 No.5065998
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    Horrid tentacle raep ensues, followed by a brief period of cuddling.

    She becomes your first minion, for she has been seduced by your EVIL! (and also your demon penis)
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)23:50 No.5066137
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)23:57 No.5066198
    >> Anonymous 07/02/09(Thu)00:22 No.5066396
    >> Anonymous 07/02/09(Thu)00:28 No.5066457
    I know those last 2 frames weren't by the real Gnoll, but I hope they are canon.
    >> Anonymous 07/02/09(Thu)00:32 No.5066487
    I concur

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