ITT we write a letter to the imperial hero Draigo. one word per post. i'll start: Dear,
Dear Necron Loving,Whothefuckisdraigo? Hams kill topknotted, dildosucking McGuffing.Horsecock, please with devourer my for tzeenchloving with a cactus. Niggertits obama emperor the slann is blueberry, no loose anal. Cats come jokaero purity partybus? Drizzile pony squats foshizzle. Come, californication, Megaguirus molest my perturabo with ecclesiology. Genestealer and please senpai!"Me, Meee is Me!" -yours sincerely yours slaneesh.Memes come from
>>50569579You changed the pre-existing punctuation.Now how will anal cats invade the Jokaero purity partybus?
>>50569579>Me, Meee is Me-Slaanesh 2016best quote
Best sentence right here.
>>50569579Holy shit. That actually sounds like somethin Slaneesh would write while being gangbanged by Nurglings.
>>50569619Im actually laughing out loud here.
>>50569579So, If I'm translating this correctly, Slannesh wants Draigo to kill Abbadon, and then Go engage in unspeakable carnal acts with it, citing that it does not have a loose anus.Gee I couldn't think of a better end to the 13th Black Crusade myself.
>>50569712Seems about right
PS: Back rape me, Khornate bronies.Style magazine love, cute you McDonalds
>>50569890Well that's...sweet I guess? Well considering That Slannesh usually doesn't even bother asking before having sex, let alone saying please, that's probably tantamount to a heartfelt love sonnet.
>>50569947I am having visions of Draigo and Slaneesh having kawaii vore sex while also eating big macs in the middle of a fashion show.Nothing sweet about it, i reckon.Goddammit /tg
>>50569712>>50570028>>50569947I just had the Image of Abbadon laughing on Terra, about to finally pull the plug on the golden Throne, only for Draigo and Slannesh to ride in on a Demon at last second and decapitate him , and then turn around and ride off into the warp sunset, while Slannesh flips Khorne, Tzeench, and Nurgle the bird as they pass them by.I don't know whether to laugh, puke, or dawwww.
>>50569579Do they get spam email in the 41st millennium? This reads like spam email. Or like the bot we had ages back before the time of captcha.
>>50571113Is this what scrapcode is?
>>50569579Inquisitor Apprentice: Sir! We have received a missive from Slaanesh to one of our own!Inquisitor master: Did you run it through the translator? Apprentice: Yes sir! <reads missive>Master: Ah. I see. I'll retranslate using the go'ogle and send it to it's owner.<several hours later, Draigo receives a missive>My dearest Draigol,I hope everything finds you well? Good. I extend to you my condolences on the loss of your cat. While we are enemies, I know you'll miss Blueberry, and hope that you can find a new friend to bring your murderous piety back up to speed, else this war will lose its interest.Loves and kisses, SlaaneshDraigol: Stupid sneaky slaanesh.. <wipes away tear>
Next letter?Dubs decide the next guy we write to
>>50574647Some Tau shit.
>>50576288Let'a start thenGreetings
Dear...Greetings Green OY Cosplayers How Cunt Boss WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!Our pride, Fatchick Zog Crepuscular SPESS GROTZ! Green niggers Nigger Spaghetti Ork Dick DEMON GITS!!!!!!Gork och Mork Gay But, Bettert. FaggotryWAZGRUB WURRZAG DAKKA!!!Teef WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Krumpiest suicide>the digganobz will actually understand exactly what this means
>>50577705>Gork och Mork Gay, But Betterkek
>Greetings Green OY Cosplayers How Cunt Boss WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!Something about orks pretending to be orky, but the warboss is a cunt and his waaaagh not substantial enough to be a propper waaaagh.>Our pride, Fatchick Zog Crepuscular SPESS GROTZ! Green niggers Nigger Spaghetti Ork Dick DEMON GITS!!!!!!Something about space marines active in the night, and some sort of fat chick giving them a hard time? The next section about spaghetti ork dick and demons makes me think it might pertain to some sort of assault on Slaaneshi chaos space marines and some demons in their entourage.>Gork och Mork Gay But, BetterGork and mork may be in an erotic relationship but they still krump gitz. >WAZGRUB WURRZAG DAKKA!!!Teef WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Krumpiest suicideA short reference to how Nazgrub Wurrzag died an orky death in a relatively big Waagh.What the point of the missive is eludes me though the meaning does not.
Dubs decide next letter
God Emperor Of Mankind
Bastilius Gaius, of the Hive World Necromunda
Greetings, faggot!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWe see have are Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliaphobia of a Smelly pussy. Your wig has scorpions.Autism escaped from our the GIANT pizza lictor has your too much Khorne mushrooms and on and Dickbutts it ride Barking Gay in Boyz Side ass fucking. I mayonnaise love you <3 Baneblade you're my my waifu. Literally.Fucker.Moot Gaylord.So, suckup, when Dominique did his thing, maybe alright, Hockyplockynockyhivilifilification, but probably.Gay niggers not,Sincerely,Ciaphas Cain
Dubs decide next
>>50579192Ursarkar E. Creed
>>50579192the petulant manchild Perturabo
>>50579269he got 69 we have to go with thisin the offchance i get dubsYarrick
>>50579192I doubt this would get dubs butPrincess Celestia
>>50579422Oh GOD DAMMIT! COME ON!
>>50579422NIGGER YOU RUINED THE THREAD
>>50579422Aww shit I dodn't see this.Okay, let's go.Dear
>>50579422Well fuck me that happened
-- Sincerely, /tg/
>>50579031Go Home, Ciaphas, You're drunk.
Can somebody close this letter already?
Your faithful student,
Dear worthless Well fuck me that happenedBitch Marshmallow: Today Hotten-Blaugh -- Sincerely, /tg/, I, Blanche learned stranger horses sunken can Cum get 1999 rekt dubs on tonight /tg/Go Home,Ciaphas, Youre drunk.
>>50579721Dear worthless,Well fuck me that happened bitch.Marshmallow. Today, Hotten-Blaugh.-- Sincerely, /tg/I, Blanche, learned stranger horses sunken can Cum get 1999 rekt dubs on tonight /tg/.Go Home, Ciaphas, You're drunk. Excuse.Sincerely.Unsincerely, Emperor horsefuckers slaughter. Toilet.Horsefucker "ANUSPLUNGER" Pascal.Can somebody close this letter already?Your faithful student,Fleshlight Sprinkle Cockmountain Jackson
>>50579422GET THE BOOK
>>50579822Dubs? Our next letter is to "The Book", which I interpret to mean "The Black Library".I'll start: Dear Juggalos:
>>50579884not the black library the book of grudges
>>50580819Sincerly yours-The Warhammer fandom
Next dubs get letter, i will start.Arnold Schwarzenegger
how about this cunt
The Tau Empire