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    118 KB Moonleaf's Quest 8: Now with slightly less falling asleep mid-session! Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)20:51 No.5010815  

    You politely indicate to the priest of Xom that you're not interested in joining his crazy, creepy cult.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)20:53 No.5010830
    Find a alter of the Shining one


    Gain enough favor to summon angels


    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)20:53 No.5010833
    Hug Tom
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)20:54 No.5010840
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)20:55 No.5010856
    Fuck Xom
    Kneel before Zod!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:00 No.5010902
    Go "Mrrrannh."
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:01 No.5010912
    yay Moonleaf~

    inch away slowly, then run. Try to find someone sane.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:02 No.5010916
    Do we still get to steal the cane?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:04 No.5010928
    Ask the priest if he can give us any aid even without us worshiping Xom
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:05 No.5010937
    Steal that fucking cane!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:06 No.5010951
    Ask the priest if he knows where we can get us a ribbon or dress.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:09 No.5010981
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:09 No.5010982
    go out in search of handsome Kobolds to seduce
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:10 No.5010988
    The point of kobolds is to be ugly.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:11 No.5010998
    Wait a sec...

    Kill priet. Loot robe. Modify into pretty pretty dress.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:11 No.5011004
    Did... did Xom just steal our weapons?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:12 No.5011014
    We were moments away from stealing that cane at the end of the last thread, we'd better not be chickening out now.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:15 No.5011029

    Or at least punch 'im in the face.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:17 No.5011050
    Hug Xom. Even if he is a crazy creepy cult idol, he's still a force of nature, and is due respect.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)21:18 No.5011057
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    >Steal cane
    It's very shiny, but the priest is right there, watching... ranting about banana flavored socks.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:20 No.5011076


    Look! A vestigal-winged, 1-eye, stump legged Dorf and an army of GCS-riding kobolds!

    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:20 No.5011083
    Distract priest by pointing out a brick wall
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:21 No.5011086
    We're going about this all wrong. He's clearly not a bad guy. Lets just ask him if we can have the cain.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:23 No.5011094
    Engage the priest in deep philosophical conversation regarding whatever it is the priest wants to talk about. Once we're on his good side, getting the cane should be no problem.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:23 No.5011099
    Ask the priest where one could find such socks. In a pinch, we can use them as ribbons.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:25 No.5011108
    Such a chaotic and random act would surely be appreciated by a follower of Xom. Take that cane.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/26/09(Fri)21:25 No.5011115
    I don't think we're abel to do that.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:26 No.5011116
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:29 No.5011144
    Just take it. He's not going to notice, and if he does, we'll just point out that it was part of a statue, so how could we have stolen it in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:29 No.5011146
    Just ask for the cane so she can shove it up her ass, thats more xomishly lolrandom.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:30 No.5011159
    I think the cane is like Excalibur; if we are able to pull it from the statue's hand the cultist will recognize our right to wield it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:30 No.5011162
    Complement him on his fashion sense and ask about ribbons, robes, dresses and kilts.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:31 No.5011170
    Wait a second is that statues changing poses every image?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:31 No.5011175
    Your right. Lets not "steal" the cane.

    Rightfully claim the cane.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)21:33 No.5011184
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    You take the cane, which is part of a huge golden statue.
    It's like it's stuck on there with glue or something!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:33 No.5011188
    >Distract priest by flashing tits
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:34 No.5011189

    No. Of course not. Why would you think such an odd thing? It's clearly exactly how it was moments ago. Statues don't move, that would just be silly.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:35 No.5011197
    Ask the priest for help
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:36 No.5011207
    Can we try sliding it out of the hand?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:37 No.5011209
    "This statue took my cane! Can you help me get it back?"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:38 No.5011218
    In the name of vengence! I command this cane to come out!


    In the name of the woods?

    In the name of the moon?

    In the name of the cat?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:38 No.5011220
    Kill Priest. Use his blood as a glue solvent.
    Don't question it! Just do it!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:39 No.5011225

    This. A thousand times this.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)21:40 No.5011232
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    The priest can't reach way up there.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:40 No.5011236
    Can he climb up our back?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:41 No.5011237
    This looks like the perfect time and place.

    Hug Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:42 No.5011251
    Highfive Xom
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:43 No.5011263
    Call Xom a bad fox, smack him on the nose and demand he give us our magical wand back righ this instant.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:43 No.5011265
    Ask the statue to give you the cane
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:45 No.5011278
    Do a magical girl pose.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:46 No.5011282
    Xom's basically a lolrandom god right? Tickle Xom's armpits!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:46 No.5011287
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:48 No.5011296
    Grabble the Troll.

    I mean, statue.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:48 No.5011298

    Grapple even.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)21:49 No.5011306
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    It's a completely immobile, non-living chunk of metal. What did you think would happen?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:50 No.5011314
    Whisper hidden secrets into the statue's ear. Then, when it's least expecting it, yell really loudly and get it to drop the cane.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:50 No.5011319
    A miracle would have been nice...
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:51 No.5011326
    Ask the priest if he knows where we can get a cane of similar make. We're going to go get our own cane, its going to be no Xoms alowed!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:52 No.5011333
    Turn around and say "Fine I don't want your stupid cane anyway!"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:52 No.5011334
    With black jack!
    And hookers!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:52 No.5011336
    Damn it Xom!

    We came this far, we're not giving up now. Refuse to leave until we get that cane.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:53 No.5011343
    Ask about kilts!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:55 No.5011366
    Yeah, lets not forget our secondary objectives. Ask about ribbons, dresses, revenge and magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:56 No.5011369
    in fact, forget the cane!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:57 No.5011377
    Kilts too!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)21:59 No.5011393
    S-stupid statue!

    Its not like I even wanted your stupid cane anyway.


    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:01 No.5011405
    Turn the other elven cheek.
    Forgive the statue.
    Hug the statue.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:02 No.5011412

    Make love to the statue.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:04 No.5011424
    Hey Gnoll, just a reminder, don't forget to let us know when your calling it quits for the night tonight, ok? I'm staying up late for this.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:05 No.5011431
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    >>5011326 its going to be no Xoms allowed!
    So we c an have one Xom, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:05 No.5011433
    Steal the whole damn statue.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)22:05 No.5011434
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    Xom finds this hilarious!

    Recieved godgift: Live trout in your hair.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:05 No.5011438
    Ill say it again: Tickle Xom
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:08 No.5011457
    start a holy war. tell xom the shining one called him a faggot
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:08 No.5011461
    Eat the trout raw.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:08 No.5011463
    Kickass! A cute magical animal! We're so close to being magical girl i can practically smell it!

    It smells like fish.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:09 No.5011467
    Ask the fish if it can talk. We could very well be Puni Puni Poemi.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:12 No.5011480
    Well, we got something out of this crazy little detour. Lets ask the priest about where we can get kilts (or dresses), socks (or ribbons) and magic (or um... magic), and then lets be on our way.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:12 No.5011484
    Trade fish for cane?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:13 No.5011492
    trade fish for magic?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:13 No.5011495
    try to swap the cane for the fish
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:14 No.5011497
    A fish that lives out of water. I'm sure there shall be some use for this.

    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:14 No.5011503
    search inside the fish for a cane. Xom is a tricksy one, he is.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:14 No.5011504
    Write on the statue "Moonleaf was here. Xom is a loser!"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:15 No.5011515
    use the fish AS a cane
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:16 No.5011518
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:16 No.5011521
    Thank Xom. He may be crazy, but he's still a primordial force of chaos and he did just give us a gift.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:17 No.5011529
    trade fish for magic!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:18 No.5011530


    We shall smite the goblins with our fish cane!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:18 No.5011535
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:18 No.5011537
    Use fish as transformation wand, then attempt to sing.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:18 No.5011538

    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:20 No.5011551
    are we SURE we don't want to be a priest of xom? because this is sounding alot like what initiation would be like
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:20 No.5011554

    The fish is allready over our head.

    ... do it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:22 No.5011571

    we're sure. Look at the priest of Xom. Clearly Xom does not have a good dental plan.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:23 No.5011579
    Nothing so formal. Being acceptable in the eyes of Xom is perfectly fine though. Well, maybe not ALWAYS causing him enjoyment.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:24 No.5011583
    use the fish on the priest
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:26 No.5011595
    why has no one thanked xom yet? his next gift is going to be a beehive or somthing if we dont leave or amuse him some more.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:26 No.5011596
    Wear fish on head.

    oh wait...
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:26 No.5011598
    His teeth are surprisingly pearly white for a pre-toothpaste society, and I don't know about you but a 1d6 bite attack is nothing to sneeze at when all you have are 1d2-1 non-lethal damage girly elf-hands.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:27 No.5011615
    Why have we not decided on Moonleaf's MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE MONOLOGUE yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:30 No.5011637

    This heart of mine weeps with an unjust torment!
    These bursting tears tell me to defeat you!
    In the name of the woods, take this!
    My vengence! my fish! and all of my sorrow!
    Moonleaf.... MAGIC!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:33 No.5011670

    Say this. Become Sailer Moonleaf.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:36 No.5011695

    no, we wait until we have a boat... THEN we become Sailor Moonleaf.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:38 No.5011713

    Y-yeah but... but goblins taste icky.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:38 No.5011715
    I'm just afraid doing these antics here might make us one unintentionally.

    That makes no sense, but this is Xom were talking about.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:41 No.5011730

    Well, as long as we take our fish and leave, we shouldnt have to worry about Xom for a while.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:42 No.5011742
    PROTIP: Gnoll is gone again.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:42 No.5011746
    Hey Gnoll, you still with us buddy?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)22:47 No.5011780
    Indeed. Stupid random crashes
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:49 No.5011799

    Outstanding. I knew you wouldnt abandon us again.

    well, without warning at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:50 No.5011806

    Hope you didnt lose anything important.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:54 No.5011843
    Xom finds your computer trouble amusing.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)22:58 No.5011876
    become the little magical girl.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)23:00 No.5011888
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    I've lost the ability to do that thing with your head meat that makes the dumbs go away.

    Don't expose yourself to hours and hours of hot sun while performing heavy labor, kids!
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:02 No.5011903


    Please. I'll bet most of us wouldnt be able to identify the sun if Pelor himself started bashing us around the ears.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)23:04 No.5011912
    >/tg/ performing heavy labor, going into the sun

    Oh right. I guess you're all safe then.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:05 No.5011921
    So are we still going or are you calling it here?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:05 No.5011923

    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:06 No.5011930

    Thats what you get for choosing Xom over the shining one.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:07 No.5011942
    We must use the FISH to become the MAGIC GIRL.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:08 No.5011953

    Seconding this.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/26/09(Fri)23:12 No.5011987
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:13 No.5011997

    Its a shiny gold cane belonging to a primordial force of nature, what do you expect? of course we want to hug it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:14 No.5012001
    Moonleaf should become a priest of Xom. Perhaps Xom will grant her the power to become a magical girl. So long as she doesn't ask for him to do so.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:16 No.5012019

    We can't risk it.

    Besides, what did our mother teach us about running off with the first god we meet? We need to shop around a bit. We'll find the right one eventually.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)23:20 No.5012052
    So Gnoll, we still going here or what?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:14 No.5012606
    Quick poke him with a stick!
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:16 No.5012628
    You want an excuse to draw Xom, don't you?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:19 No.5012662
    The gods of good would be so hax if you didn't already have DIABETTUS
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:22 No.5012688
    at this rate gnoll is gonna pull a SDF and evacuate to tgchan
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:44 No.5012929
    Is that what he did? Such a shame.

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