As soon as you finish the incantations to animate the immovable rod gazebo, a bright flash of light and a loud *CLANG* overwhelms your senses.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?? you ask when you come to, finding yourself pinned under the gazebo's weather vane. A golden, clockwork humanoid stands above you in a pose of disapproval.
"It was inevitable that attempting to violate the natural law of the universe would draw our attention. It was a simple matter to destroy your recipe and replace it with that of a golem of our own design."
With a metallic groan, the gazebo shifts its entire weight so it is standing above you. The golden Inevitable presses a small button on the side of the golem and it gives a shudder into lifelessness. Your last thoughts as the weight of the building come crashing down are "I was wondering why the instructions had me install that button"