Shinobi Quest #36This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, the Preliminaries of the Third Round of the Chunin exam continued! Hinata fought a tough battle against Neji, who was disqualified for the use (unintentional or not) of the Curse Mark inflicted upon him by Orochimaru. In contrast, Nori had a very easy time with her match, to the point of boredom. The examination rounds ended with Sasuke, who utterly dominated his foe.Afterwards, Hayate explained the rules for the next round- Genin who have passed to this stage are given one month of preparation time and special training; after this the final rounds of the examination will begin, on display for everyone to see.-----------------------
>>49232347Time again for Ohohohodventures
>>49232347For Best Girl
Alright anons we need to pick Hanzo for the training, there are plenty of good reasons for it>Ninjutsu/kenjutsu expert>Friends with Danzo>Likely our only chance to every train with him>Kick the Sannins asses>Everyone lives in Konoha so we can train with them whenever>Stellar will already be a surprise so we don't need it any stronger
>>49232411Fuck that, I want Max Stellar.
>>49232411I'd prefer Itachi, but Hanzo would be interesting.Plus Wargle said he'd open a super weird path for us.>>49232448Once we hit 3/5 mastery, Danzo can't help us after that.
>>49232411Actually, instead of Hanzo, why not approach the 3rd for training?
>>49232460Wanna get 5\5? Do shaping exercises with shadow clones. Eventually you'll be making stellar chakra constructs, fuck soosanoo!
So since stellar chakra evidently possesses mass, doesn't that suggest afterglow hits hard than speed alone would suggest since there's more substance behind our blows?
>>49232499>Wanna get 5\5?I'd rather up other stats right now, personally.
>>49232506There's a reason it gives +1 STR, y'know.
>>49232508Well the main body can work on physical stats in the meantime.
>>49232494>>49232460>>49232448>Itachi>Stellar>The ThirdThey all live in Konoha anons we can go to them any time for training, Hanzo lives in the Rain and I doubt were going to get many chances to train with him
>>49232556Itachi will give us some Sharingan defense training.
>>49232582This is a very good point.
>>49232556I just don't want to train with a foreign ninja. Doesn't matter who.
>>49232556But would he train a leaf Benin? Nigga might not be keen on powering up a village not his own.
>>49232347you forgot to put Quest in the titleand I hope your computer stops giving you shit
>>49232582But we can do that any time, granted it will help against sausage but think of the big picture anon we may never have this opportunity again>>49232597I've been staunchly pro Danzo and Root this whole quest anon, but this is Hanzo one of the strongest ninjas alive and he's Danzo's friend
>>49232631>But we can do that any time,No we can't.
>>49232411why would Hanzo train a non-rain ninja?
>>49232631Tsuki the salamander quest time?
>>49232640Itachi will still be alive and will stay help us train after we become a chunni anon he isn't just going to stop associating with us
>>49232661Why do it then?Why not do it now so that we can have a good defense against Sasuke if we meet him in the next round?
With the exams over, Itachi-sensei gave you both free reign to return home- various Jonin staff members are present, shepherding all participants back through the Forest of Death. There is little to do here- though are surprised he isn’t coming with you.“I need to stay for a little while- I need to talk to Hinata and my brother. If you’re concerned about dinner, I’ll make the reservation for tomorrow night!” He promises- as if that was why you wanted him along.Idiot.You and Nori follow the first Jonin staff member you both recognize, and head home.----------------------------You weren’t entirely sure what was awaiting you once you returned to the manor- but this crowd certainly wasn’t it.“Ah, Mistress Tsuki has arrived! Come in, come in!” a servant calls as you enter the gardens.“Master Yoru has directed that a feast be held in your honor!”Before you can even respond, the servant runs off to announce your presence-You sigh, just a little. While you were certainly hungry, all of these celebrations would be tiring, and you are already worn out. Besides, you aren’t even a chunin yet.Oh well, might as well put on a smile. Don’t want to disappoint Father- and he’s likely had Maru working all day to prepare the festivities.Steeling yourself, you enter your home, and the mass chaos that surely awaits.
>>49232661>after we become a chunniI sure hope not
>>49232606>>49232655OOC Wargle hinted at it in a tweet but in character he seemed to find us interesting and we told him that were close to Danzo>>49232675Because Hanzo is one of the strongest ninjas alive his teaching could really make Tsuki a monster, I would rather take a risk at not becoming a chunnin then not getting to train with a man who soloed the Sannin
>>49232688Everyone has to go through the phase anon
>>49232677DAAAAAAAAAD I'm tired I don't want a feeeeaaasssst.......>>49232709Hanzo could be dead for all we know. Konan was his attendent afterall.
>>49232709I'd rather we go with Itachi.Seems the most useful to me, personally.
>>49232688>gives all their moves stupid names.>has an 'interesting' attitude that others may find tiring.You know I think Tsuki's already a chuuni
>no one wants to go to the moon and make moon angels in the lunar regolithHanzo is not necessarily who'll be training us, there's also Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato.
>>49232747Dunno what you've been smoking.
>>49232789We must learn chibaku tensei. Its just a technique combining yin and yang chakra.
>>49232796Counter-sharingan moves.Like focusing on legs, hands instead of looking into the eyes.
>>49232815Well hey, looks like we already got them!
>>49232747And it is useful, against Uchiha and only Sausage is in this exams. He might be on the opposite side of the bracket and we wouldn't meet him until the finals. Your putting all of your eggs in one basket anon>>49232789>Getting to hang out with cool older sisterYour only making this choice easier
>>49232677>Idiot.that's pretty cute>>49232815martial arts already focus on teaching you to watch the center of mass rather than extremities
As the door gives way, your sense are immediately overwhelmed with bright colors, delicious smells, and noise. Lots of noise.A rapid series of pops herald a multi-colored waterfall of streamers, reinforced by chorus of noise-makers and cheers.“CONGRATULATIONS, MISTRESS TSUKI!” a hundred voices shout- it’s deafening.You were already tired, and the new ringing in your ears doesn’t help the matter.The sight of Father, dressed in a slick black and green suit, flanked by Danzo and Maru, dressed in similar finery, eases your temper- they just want to celebrate your successes, after all.Father walks forward, arms open for an embrace.“My darling daughter has returned victorious! Not that I had any doubts, of course!” he laughs.You…1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.2. Give him some quick affection, but wave off the celebration. You’re too tired for all of this, and you have plans to make.
>>49232826we dont know how to properly do this ic.
>>49232747The chances are Itachi will be teaching tomato Sauce. Since Guy will be teaching Lee. Hiashi will teach Hinata because she isn't a failure anymore and Nori will be taught by Naruto, Jiriya, Minato or her mum.
>>49232815You know Sasuke isn't our only opponent. Overly focussing on one enemy can weaken you overall. He's the strongest enemy in the exam, but he's our ally, we shouldn't be focusing on him. >>49232857>1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.
>>49232857>1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.Papa worked so hard for us Show daddy #1 some love
>>49232857>all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.Wargle! How ya doin?
>>49232857>1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.
>>49232857>1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.>>49232870No. Itachi can teach us.Gai is gonna teach Sasuke and also Lee, I think.
>>49232857>1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.Tsuki loves her daddies
>>49232857>1. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.didn't you request this
>>492328571. Embrace Father. You’ve missed him all this time- it will be nice for a reprieve from your shinobi stresses, even if it’s just for tonight.
>>49232880Its training. Its not like thats going to be the only thing we'll learn. The other stuff like stats training we'll be doing as well.
>>49232917But anon Hanzo is better then Itachi when it comes to stats
>>49232917If we want stats, training with Hanzo and Akatsuki is the best bet. If we want esoteric bullshit the Moon is best, if we want focused results Danzo has them.
Party time!Writing. >>49232882I'm alright, though the computer situation has been stressing me out. I've created a suitable workaround, for now.
>>49232942Not that anon, but:It's probably Pain and not Hanzo.Plus, I want that Sharingan Defense.
Don't forget to ask Daddy what the fuck Orochimaru meant or maybe ask Danzo.
>>49232968Eh, let's not ruin the night with that. That can come later.
>>49232957This is why I have 7 computers with different linux distros and kernels and a pile of backup hdds.
>>49232967Anon only Sasuke has the Sharingan focusing our training on countering him will fuck us over, what if Nori or Lee are our first opponent? What if we only face Sasuke in the finals
>>49232942>>49232955And I don't want merely stats.I'm pointing out that we will get stats and sharingan defence tactics.First one is good but second one is a game changer if we go against Sasuke.
>>49233016Hanzo won't be pure stats, look at what he specializes in, Ninjutsu and Kenjutsu both things anons have been building Tsuki up for. Whats your plan if our first opponent is Gaara? I'm sure he's going to be training to resist kisses
Honesty I'd pick hanzo if only cause it hasn't been done before in any quest I've seen.
The question is whether we want those swords anymore. This is the perfect chance to get them, if we pass them up now we'll never catch up on our kenjutsu.
>>49233058you speak as if kenjutsu and ninjutsu will get through Gaara's defences. If techniques that could be learnt in a month could do so, it would not be known as an impregnable defence. We'll be counting on our stella release Rock Lee level speed with afterglow.
>>49233058>Whats your plan if our first opponent is Gaara?Stellar 24/7
>>49233087I'd like to see fucking sand block that stellar nuke we learnt before afterglow. Also, any one of our lightning jutsu except pretty sparks.
>>49233087At least those can be used against all of our opponents not just one guy
>>49233145You quoted me twice.
Let's learn black lightning. :-D
Remember folks we need too learn how too channel chakra into our swords we still can't do that
Why don't we just train under Danzo? He's got decades of experience training ninja and has studied the various Kekkei Genkai we might go up against extensively, especially the Sharingan.Notice how shisui had still lost his eye.
>>49233198>Why don't we just train under Danzo?That's mainly gonna be Stellar, and he can't help us learn more once we hit 3/5 Mastery.
>>49233196That would be bettering Tsuki's chakra control.
>>49233211He can teach us other shit too.He knows HOW to teach.
>>49233198We need more gadget stuff, daughter of an arms dealer and no tech?
>>49233198We can train under Danzo whenever, hell we can ask Minato for a couple months off so that we can be strong enough to fend off anyone who tries to kidnap us during a mission because of how high value we are
>>49233226We need to be good at shit if the tech fails or gets broken, Anon.
>>49233226TRAIN UNDER BEST DADSBOTH OF THEM
>>49233246We can only pick one teacher, Anon.
We're not going draw numbers and learn the tourney match order?
Reminder, we really need to talk to Danzo about what Orochimaru said to us.
>>49233240But we should have some. That senbon scroll smg drawfag did or net launcher and such. Smoke bombs, grapples, swing hooks
>>49233258Fuck that, Dad #1 and Dad #2 should count as one option.
>>49233267Why? Senbon are useless unless we use them for a jutsu
>>49233264That comes later, Anon.>>49233277It doesn't.>>49233292They aren't. They just weren't used well in canon.See: Boruto Quest.
>>49233292Great of buying time or bleeding a foe, peppering their body with stuff that can act as lightning conductors and burn out nerves. Cover theirs eyes or go blind, costs no chakra?
>>49233305And we use them in a jutsu there and with poison
>>49233226We need to use at least a week to figure out what we can and cant do in regards to us making shit.How much can Tsuki do on her own?How advance can the technology we make be?Its a major part of our character and building super useful ninja shit cant hurt or chances of becoming a chunin even if we don't win.
>>49233305>It doesn't.Fuck that, WARGLE, CAN TRAINING WITH DAD 1 AND DAD 2 BE A THING?
You quickly meet his embrace- maybe a little too quickly, as you nearly bowl him over.“Ah- I take it you’re happy to see me?” He chuckles.“I’ve missed everyone, father. You the most, of course.” you respond, letting the scent of his cologne, mixed faintly with the smell of cigarette smoke, wash over you.It smells like home.“Buttering me up already, are you? You’re a devious one- just like your mother. Come! Maru’s been working non-stop to prepare all your favorites! I would hear of my daughter’s successes over a fine meal!” he says, clapping his hands.The army of servants bow, before breaking off to return to their duties.The four of you head into the dining hall, where the attendants have prepared seating for you.The entire table is full of delicious-looking foods; they likely taste just as good as they look, if your lifetime of Maru’s cooking is any indication.Seafood spreads, gathered from across the Five Nations, succulent cuts of game, a cornucopia of fresh fruits and vegetables- she’s quite outdone herself.You take your seat, noting all the different foods soon to grace your stomach. The days of tasteless rations are over! ...For now.------------------------------------------
So we have our entrance song, but what are we going to have the band play when we decide to unleash stellar
>>49233377I meant specifically when we first unveil it, we need something badass like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEEPosF-tNU&list=PLjmJ0uCpE8a--AWl38sQscB-JYz7tvg20&index=41
>>49233377Not sure about music. But if sasuke wanted to ham it up at the start, we should do something like mai shiranui's pre battle.
It's times like this that I'm glad I voted for rich father.Still have like it if mother was alive desu.
>>49233377I dunno, but can this be our victory music?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CcvSDM05o
>>49233419I wanted to be a boy but Tsuki's cute enough to make it okay
>>49233414>>49233377Obviously we have to play the villain. We're too powerful to be an underdog hero, and not nearly humble enough. So we'll be the incredible obstacle, ruthlessly crushing the opposition. Sasuke's arch-nemesis. We even use opposite color schemes!
>>49233414We're nowhere near busty enough, yet
>>49233452Play the seductressAnd then on further thinking, Tsuki realises what she named her moves.>>49233496Not that part. The wearing a kimono and lowering it before transforming it into our battle uniform.
>>49233496>>49233515>Tsuki starts training>drinks two gallons of milk every day
Between the second and third courses, your father decides to make good on his curiousity.“So, my little shinobi- tell us about the exams! I may not be well-versed in the arts and skills of the shinobi, but I’m sure there’s quite the tale to tell!” he says, grinning happily.“Oh, and I’m sure Danzo would like to know as well!” he adds, gesturing to the old man. “He’s always been full of such interesting stories.”Danzo smiles politely, but doesn’t egg your father on. He’s likely leaving the choice up to you- he, more than anyone, knows there are likely things Father doesn’t need to know.You…1. Tell the entire story, from beginning to end.2. Tell an abbreviated version, leaving out certain topics not suited for dinner conversation.3. Give only the briefest of overviews- downplay the entire exam.
>>49233519she deserves a bigger picture
>>49233557>2. Tell an abbreviated version, leaving out certain topics not suited for dinner conversation.
>>49233539>Nori finds out>Drinks three gallons a day>Always throws it up>>492335571. Tell the entire story, from beginning to end.
>>49233557>2. Tell an abbreviated version, leaving out certain topics not suited for dinner conversation.leave out egg and bunny dream stuff
>>49233557>2. Tell an abbreviated version, leaving out certain topics not suited for dinner conversation.Might want to leave Gaara and Orochimaru out.
>>49233519Oh boy, I'd shure love ta see Tsuki pull of dat move. With all dat creamy yaung skin tantal-izin everybody in da crowd. Just makes me want ta kiss her and rub her cute littal tootsies
Save the details for private
>>49233557>1. Tell the entire story, from beginning to end.Honestly I could do with leaving out Garra but Orichimaru is not really "doesn't need to know" dad's the former associate of the fucked.
>>49233557>2. Tell an abbreviated version, leaving out certain topics not suited for dinner conversation.Time to play shadow run against our loving father. Danzo is teaching us well.
>>49233574Hinata thinks this is some sort of game and joins in, chugging milk like a boss to try to fit in.Mega Milk fails to describe the end result.
>>49233557>2. Tell an abbreviated version, leaving out certain topics not suited for dinner conversation.>>49233607pic related.
Keep it low key, Tsuki.Writing.
>>49233391>a full orchestra and chorus>live dancers in Tsuki masks>a dramatic narration of an original poem written about Tsuki>a standing ovation by Tsuki amid dead silencePerfect. I also like the part about living in the woods and murdering people with an axe.
>>49233659>Itachi sees all this and watches in complete confusion as the girls insist on packing 20 gallons of milk with the rations when they go on missions>Anko only laughs because she knows damn well drinking milk does little to help grow breasts
>>49233745>During Shippuden Tsuki makes fun of Nori and how the milk did nothing for her
>>49233745A strong skeleton is key to a large bosom.
>>49233762Wait i didnt Wargle confirmed Tsuki was gonna have the smallest breast out of the three
>>49233813All I remember was that Hinata was biggest
>>49233813We rolled for tits and got a 99 out of 100.
>>49233813No, it was Nori at B cups I think, and Tsuki would be right below hinata
>>49233813That would be Nori. The Norihime genes do not disappoint, Anon.
>>49233813No. That was Nori.
>>49233813Nope that was Nori, Tsuki rolled BIG.
>>49233824Of all my rolls thats the one I'm most proud of
>>49233888>33>888>all titsTruly you are blessed with bountiful melon luck anon
>>49233822>>49233824>>49233837>>49233838>>49233841>>49233875Damn we are really passionate about boobsWell my dream Tsuki would have at most C Cups, still pretty big but not encroaching on Hinata's Titty monster territory while still asserting clear dominates over Nori.
>>49233921Oh if only you knew what I've rolled in other quests
>>49233928Tsuki's Moons are bountiful as her fortune.
>>49233976Post yfw someone says their implants
>>49233928Ha no, Tsuki is just under Hina's monsters, So she's gonna have monsters of her own.
Hey Wargle,Will we ever get Bourto Quest style write ups about the others training and shit? It might just be me but i would love to see what the relationship between Anko and Hinata is like as they train, and see what the average day in the live of Nori is. Stupid stuff we dont have time for in the quest that could help the character develop outside their interactions with us.
>>49233928Yeah no, Tsuki rolled for monsters and she got them.
>>49233824the first roll for tits was low, but then next thread you chucklefucks rolled again and spout this every thread instead.
You tell the tale- beginning with the written exam. While you explain it, Father listens with interest while Danzo simply beams with contentment. Maru says little, though she does poke fun at you when you recall the end of the exam- and how angry it made you.“Not everyone is as smart as you, you know.” she teases.“It was still dumb.” You pout in response.The explanation of the 2nd round requires some extensive doctoring- you leave out the entire encounter with Orochimaru, the aftermath, your strange dreams- and how you dealt with Gaara.None of them need to know that.You are more or less able to tell the story of your 3rd Round prelim match without any editing-At the mention of the gauntlet, Father’s face lights up. “Interesting! Doesn’t sound like it was particularly well constructed, though- a shame. If only shinobi were more interested in what we offer.” He sighs, but you doubt he’s all that concerned about it.Danzo has an inquisitive look on his face, but doesn’t say anything- you shoot him a quick wink before returning to your meal.After finishing the fourth course, the elderly shinobi speaks up.“So, is it still customary to give genin a month off for training?” he asks, a gleam in his eye.“Yes, although I really haven’t made a decision on how I want to approach it. I’m sure Itachi-sensei might have something in mind, but he’d be plenty willing to let me choose as well. I doubt Nori and Hinata will be training with him, anyway.” you explain.At the mention of Itachi, you can see Danzo deflate a bit, although you’re positive he’ll be approaching you later about something.
>>49234009But they take forever to start up and then reach full size overnight, so she's going to go straight from "flat is clearly best" lady doth protest too much to "god Nori I don't know what I'd do if I had little mosquito bites like you."
>>49234054No, there was a call for rolls and someone got a 99, then the next one was a 1. We just barely escaped flatness.
>>49234054>the result is smallish tits that are perfectly-proportioned for her overall body shape and size
>>49234075>god Nori I don't know what I'd do if I had little mosquito bites like you.This makes the Nori seriously consider seducing Tsuki's dad.
>>49234075How uncouth do you think she is? Tsuki would never flaunt what she has, That's something a peasant would do!
>>49234054Except Wargle confirmed Tsuki would be 2nd biggest out of the three.
I say tsuki is huge the only person larger is Hinata
>>49233928Pretty sure Wargle was based enough to confirm that Tsuki is going to have DD cups, assuming i didn't imagine that in a fever dream while questing on the 4chins, which happens.Regardless all of you small boob fags get BTFO'd, your dreams shall be crushed by the might of the large boob fags.
>>49234126Obviously this would be during a sleepover, when all standards of decorum go out the window.
>>49233875>>49233824http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/47292901/this is the archive of the very first thread, with the first roll for tit size. it's a 4. so it's really just arbitrary. I'm not too opposed to Tsuki having better-than-average bust size (she does have Lightning heritage) but I don't want it falsely bandied about that it was a roll when the first roll for tits was totally different.
“A month off of your missions, you way?” You father interjects, interest suddenly renewed.“If you’d like, I’ll be making a trip to the Capital soon- business deals with the Daimyo, mainly, but I have something special I need to pick up.” He says, giving you a knowing smile.“Are you inviting me to come with you?” you ask, somewhat surprised. Father usually makes these trips alone- though he did always promise to bring you along when you were old enough.“I understand if you don’t want to, of course….” he says, giving a nonchalant shrug. “But, I’m not going to be around forever. My princess should see how her daddy conducts business- and begin making contacts. Also, I’d love to see what else you can dream up- those masks certainly did prove useful.” You’ve seen that look before- your father is planning something. “I’ll need to check some things first- but I’d definitely be interested, Father. When are you leaving?” you ask.“In a few days. Take your time, my dear- I can’t train you in combat, so I understand if now isn’t the time. I can always take you on a different trip when the time comes.” he answers- and you can tell he means it- though a chance to meet the Fire Daimyo may be too good of a chance to pass up...
>>49234162See>>49234143But it wasn't that exact. He did say she would be a bit below Hinata's.
>>49234140there is one more
>>49233928Nope, BASED GOD Wargle confirmed that Tsukis' got BIG tsukis.>>49234162That's nice and all but Wargle already confirmed that she's going to have a damn big pair.
>>49234143Nobody got BTFO there was a big argument until someone brought up "actually she should be quite big but a super late bloomer" and everyone "yeah that's perfect.'
>>49234124As long as we get to call her Mom and make jokes about how even though she's our elder she'll never surpass our maturity. >>49234162That wasn't officially sanctioned.
>>49234186Yes but she cheats.
>>49234162Did Wargle ask for that roll?
Rolled 68 (1d100)Now we've been talking about Tsukis's Tsukis for a long time but we've never talked about The booty, rolling for the botty
>>49234200We wouldn't make those jokes. She'd make those jokes, and we would straight up glower.
>>49234187>>49234182did you not read? I said I don't actually care about what her tit size is, I just don't want people claiming something that's wrong.
>>49234175Tsuki must learn the family trade. Plus, she needs outside connections.
>>49234216Nah pretty sure it would be a package deal, SO big up top and bottom.
>>49234216Tsuki is emotionally and physically balanced.
>>49234207Nope people just rolled for the fuck of it. To all you breast fags, lets just wait and see what happens shall we?
>>49234216Obviously we rolled for both of Tsuki's sizes when we rolled for tits, It'd be weird not to have bottom and top matching.
>>49234192So, because hers doesn't seem to grow at all, she gets obsessed with Hinata's.
>>49234200>That wasn't officially sanctioned.>>49234207I'm archive diving right now to see if the '99' one was.
>>49234263That happens though, some people with great tits end up having flat asses
>>49234223>>49234262Wargle confirmed that Tsuki is #2, while Hinata is #1 and Nori is #3.
>>49234262>Not wanting to argue over opinions about MC breast sizes during an important update of a quest
>>49234283Then that's fine. Lets go with what Wargle said.
>>49234302Boobs are gonna put this thread over the limit before we even start training. Not sure if that is good or bad.
>>49234309It just is
>>49234309Tsuki's tits are so huge they take up the whole thread!
Can we drop this stuff before we waste anymore posts please? I don't know about you guys but I'd rather have a long thread and more Wargle posts.
OKAY. I found the tits rolls. The first I've already linked, was for the luls, was a 4 in the very first thread. The second, which is the one people like to use, is a 92 in thread 7, which is also the thread SOME THINGS went BOOM that weren't puberty related at all. Neither was 'sanctioned' or asked for by Wargle. At this point, of course, Wargle's decided on Tsuki being bigger-than-average, so it's all moot, anyway. I just don't want people claiming it was because of a roll or whatever.
So on to more important things. When does Tsuki train this pet rabbit?
>>49234350No.>>49234337Outshined by onlly Hinata's.Maybe Tsunade's.
>>49234350This isn't stopping Wargle at all were just waiting>>49234368Three year time skip with Rabbits
I've basically missed every thread since realizing this, but we were obviously made in a lab by Orichimaru, right?Dear old dad probably went insane when his wife died and had her straight up cloned. Explains how he knows Danzo.
>>49234387I wouldn't go quite that far, but Orichimaru for sure had something to do with our birth.
>>49234382>Three year time skip with RabbitsNever.Remove hare.>>49234387>>49234410I think Danzo and Orochimaru teamed up to genetically modify Tsuki while she was in her mom's womb.
>>49234382>Three year time skip with RabbitsThat sounds like how we officially transition from a young and inexperienced ninja to being a FULL BLOWN ANTI HEROIndoctrinated bunny Tsuki when?
>>49234368Never I don't want Nori's mum to come after us.>>49234387Not necessarily personally I think that Danzo got Orocimaru people in to help Tsuki's mum with the birth, because he doesn't like Hiruzens shit.. However they diddled with Tsuki in utero causing mumma Tsuki to die.
>>49234368Pass the brain bleach please.
>>49234425>genetically modify Tsuki while she was in her mom's womb.If only we had something injected in us that linked directly back to Kaguya, we could be the Sephiroth equivalent of this series, but actually be likable and charismatic instead of just completely batshit crazy. We do need to figure out EXACTLY what Orochimaru did to us, and i would go so far as to temporarily go rogue and pretend to join him in order to get the full scope and learn some OP stuff just to abandon him later and rejoin the leaf.
“Oh, and you really should bring your friends along sometime.” he says somewhat offhandedly.“Honestly, I’m sort of surprised you haven’t yet. You go make friends with the leaders of tomorrow- and then you don’t show off the grandeur of the Norihime! Shame, shame, my little shinobi.” He teases.“Father, they’ve seen the manor- I don’t wish to intrude.” you respond immediately. You did rarely have friends visit; Father’s work always seemed far too important to risk interrupting.“Nonsense! The future head of the Hyuuga and the Daughter of the current Hokage? Our humble home would be honored by such guests.” he exclaims, gesturing to the sky.“Father. Promise they won’t leave with sample merchandise?” you chide. He’s a little too into this idea…He cracks an eyelid, meeting your disapproving gaze.“Your scorn hurts me, you know. It’s important to give gifts to guests, Tsuki.” he pouts.“Besides, just think of the potential! All it would take is one high profile client, and the rest would follow suit…..”He’s practically drooling. “Don’t we have an agreement not to sell weapons in town?” you remind him.“Ah- weapons? We wouldn’t bring them in for a few years- show them the benefits of our consumer goods first! Having the clans on our side would create generations of loyal clientele! I’m simply thinking of your future, you know!”There’s no point arguing with him when he gets like this….“Maru, thank you for dinner- it was delicious, as always. Father, I am going to head to bed- tomorrow is going to be a busy day.” you say, trying to escape the oncoming rant.“...Oh? Right, of course. You’re excused, my dear.” he says, coming back to reality, if only momentarily.
>>49234526and now I've got an image of tsuki doing crazy stellar lasers while the jenova theme plays in the background.
>>49234532Father is best character.
Have the bunny dream let them explain themselves
>>49234629Bunnies are shit.
>>49234629Do you really think genocidal rabbit demons that want to kill all humans are going to say the truth?
>>49234532slow wargle is slow
>>49234649They do technically want to destroy the Leaf.
How about we ask Kakashi if we can sign his contract?
Maru is laughing, while Danzo is wearing a calm smile. Father will likely continue like this for a while, as long as he has a captive audience- and possibly even after he doesn’t.“Tsuki-dono, I would like to speak with you before you retire, if possible.” Danzo inquires as you rise.As you expected.“Of course. Walk with me. Goodnight, you two! Don’t keep Maru captive all night, father.“Hmmm? I wouldn’t dare keep her a moment longer than she wishes! Isn’t that right, Maru?” he says, giving her that charming smile.“Of course, Master Yoru. Please, continue.” she answers, suppressing a chuckle. Bidding them farewell, you head upstairs, towards your room, with Danzo in tow.
>>49234629Now now, we can't expect bunny madness to show up almost every thread now can we? Oh god the bunnies will be indoctrinating us to the best of their ability almost every night now won't they? ...As long as there are dream gains i am okay with this, they have to work for our dedicated cooperation. Think of the dream gains guys, dream gains.
>>49234644HAIL SUZAKU, GENBU, BYAKKO, SEIRYU. PURGE BUNNYS.
>>49234659It's a little harder for me to prep every post, since I lost post of my images. Also, I don't particularly like typing on a laptop ;P
>>49234675>Tsuki subconsciously does pushups while dreamingI like it anon
>>49234677HAIL!HAIL BEST SUMMONS!
/tg/ should had 500 reply limit.
>>49234693You're not all that slower than normal, though...
>>49234677HAIL, DAMN THE BUNNIES!>>49234675We aren't gonna be tugged around by bunnies no more.
>>49234710You should have a zero reply limit on all boards.
>>49234712I'm trying to keep the posts shorter. And not get distracted. Be thankful I'm not writing up action scenes right now.
Moon princess, best princess.
>>49234696>Tsuki wakes up swole due to the bunnies using her subconscious cooperation to hijack her bodies movement to a degree Oh god bunny possession as a last resort/fuck everything and letting them go on a small scale psychopathic rampage would be amazing, imagine what our friends would think if Tsuki suddenly became a different person and started speaking nonsense and pumping out secret ninjutsu from nowhere.
>>49234696Pushups don't really work for Tsuki, she doesn't have enough ground clearance. Now night squats on the other hand...
>>49234751>>49234759Get on out of here mooners. We have better supernatural influences.
>>49234759I like bunnies and the moon connection but that's dumb as hell
>>49234759I just want the bunnies to be our super secret ROOT research team after we give them a safe home and convince them that apocalypse is not the answer to the human race; consumerism is.
just caught up on from the archives, pretty awesome so far. Out of curiosity are these threads always this fast?
>>49234837this might actually be a tad slower than average, it tends to vary depending on whether it's an action packed thread, a training thread or a slice of life thread.
>>49234837Usually around this speed, but get ready for the exams. I wonder be surprised if we hit 1000 replies especially if shit goes sideways because of Orochi
>>49234693save a folder of them in your google drive so you can have access regardless of computer
>>49234856>>49234881huh, I guess that's the difference between popular quests and the ones i'm normally in
I'm new to this Quest and just caught up. Something bothered me as I was reading the archives: did everyone really forget about Raiga's bag? The one, if I recall, contains a little boy?
>>49234912Alexander Skarssgard. I'd let him ravish me.
>>49234933Tsuki doesn't know that.Plus it probably blew up.
>>49234933He didn't get him yet or something apparently.
>>49234947But again, it was completly forgotten in the aftermath which was weird.
When you reach the door to your room, you turn and address Danzo. This is private enough, for now- you’ll need to go over the exams in full detail later.“Well, Danzo? I’m curious what you had in mind.” you ask.“I cannot go into the full details now, Tsuki, but I definitely had some ideas for furthering your training- in multiple aspects. You are likely to face Fugaku’s other son, Sasuke, at some point- I want you to be as prepared as you can be. Facing a Sharingan user… can be difficult if you don’t know what to look for.” He explains.“Of course, Danzo. I’ve come far under your instruction- there’s no denying that. I’ll let you know once I come to a decision on how I wish to spend the upcoming month- I suspect you won’t be the last offer I consider.” you respond. “Of course. I would entirely understand if you chose to focus on your Taijutsu, or find an instructor to teach you more advanced Kenjutsu, as well. You’ll have a great many choices, and I won’t fault you for whichever one you choose. Regardless, meet me when next you are able- I’ve heard some rumors regarding the exams I’d like you to clarify.”You’re sure he has- though you doubt he’s heard everything.“Of course. Get some rest, Danzo. I’ll come speak with you soon.”Danzo bows, then heads down the main hall, towards the foyer.Once he’s gone, you enter your room and quickly change into your nightgown.While doing so, you cannot help but notice the Egg dangling from around your neck. It’s certain brought it’s own batch of hardships- those dreams have gotten stranger with each iteration. You wonder if you should try initiating the communication, instead of it coming to you in your sleep? Granted, you aren’t entirely sure how that would work out- and you certainly aren’t going to do it now- but it’s something worth considering.As you climb into bed, you pull Yume into your embrace. No strange dreams tonight- or so you hope.-----
>>49234973Means it blew up.
>>49234973Well we had more pressing matters on our mind.
>>49234961He probably had, because he was specifically carrying that lumpy bag which made him look like a hunchback at first glance.
>>49234973Yeah. 'Cause it blew up.
>>49234933>>49234837Welcome! Raiga never met Ranmaru. It's a very minor plot point, regardless- though I'm amused it took someone this long to say something. I'm somewhat picky about what aspects of filler I use.
>>49235057>Ebisu died for your gains
>>49235057T H I C CHICC
I thought of a way to use the blood flowers from the ruin: seed arrows. You shoot someone and then it grows.I don't recommand using it without a way to neutralize it though, in case you shoot yourself or a non-enemy due to ninja fuckery. Might need to bring it to some Ninja botanist/researcher to develop on that.
>>49235129Stellar chakra can probably kill the plants.
>>49235057 He'll come back as an Edo tensei
>>49235129my god. kyujutsu returns from the early threads.
>>49235129Nah. I say study the flower then destroy it. It will backfire on us.
>>49235129issue is we don't know to what degree the flower would grow once embedded in a person, if it grew too well... eh makes me think of resident evil and quarantines.mostly I want to study its voracious draining properties, see if we can develop jutsu around that info
>>49235129No bows and arrows, flower kunai or bombs sure.
>>49235154I'd want more details on the flower before making that assumption, personally. Or at least confirm that theory and see if the roots don't just drain more blood to heal the flower/grows new ones.
>>49235169No lets study it and when were done with it plant the seeds in Iwa
>>49235129>>49235169>>49235183>>49235203>not wanting tsuki to suck men dry of their vital essence with her flower
actually, what if we share the flower or its research to ino as apologies for that near death. If we find we're not using it, they might be able to use it somehow.
>>49235190That's why I said to find a reliable way to neutralise it first. Not having control over your own weapons is moronically dangerous.
>>49235169This is the right idea.
>>49235190That would work perfect with chakra scalpels. Since Tsuki uses heavy Jutsu, it will help with stamina. Norihime style: Leech blade or something along the line of that.>>49235215And help the evil guy spread his seed?
>>49235243Nah. We can apologize to Ino some other way.
>>49235263Considering the stuff we found in that tomb, it stands to reason that if we dont use it, they might be able to research potential countermeasures to such a organism.
>>49235263It's probably bad to keep it to ourselves if someone else encounters it somewhere else in the Ninja world. It was likely in the report from that mission anyways.
>>49235262As long as it weakens Iwa and starts some sort of killer plant infestation, which we could charge a heafty fee to help solve
Thankfully, the night proves uneventful- you awaken peacefully, Yume within your grasp. Setting your stuffed guardian aside, you decide to take your time getting ready. After all, you have the whole day to yourself; at least, until Itachi-sensei comes calling.You call for Maru to draw you a bath, and she quickly obliges- within minutes, you’re relaxing within a steaming bathtub, pondering the day to come.Honestly, you do have several choices- and you should probably figure out how you want to approach your training before meeting with the others this evening. Besides Danzo and Father’s offers, you’re sure Itachi-sensei will likely wish to train you. Although, you could surprise them all and do something unorthodox as well.You sink slowly beneath the hot water, considering your options. There are some leads you feel are worth following up on, before making your choice….You…1. Decide to ask the Third for guidance. He is unlikely to train you himself, but may have a recommendation.2. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.3. Decide to hole yourself up in the academy. Learning more techniques is invaluable- and a whole month to learn and diversify these techniques could do wonders.4. Decide to spend some time investigating the other Nations’s camps- you’ll make your choice later. You’re more concerned than ever about the Sound, now that they’ve been removed from the exams….5. Decide against any of these options. You already have three others to choose from- investigating any other leads would make it even more complicated. (SKIP to dinner sequence with Itachi, Nori and Hinata- along with the final vote for your training selection)
>>49235304>1. Decide to ask the Third for guidance. He is unlikely to train you himself, but may have a recommendation.
>>49235304>2. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.
>>49235304>3. Decide to hole yourself up in the academy. Learning more techniques is invaluable- and a whole month to learn and diversify these techniques could do wonders.More techniques.
>>49235304>4. Decide to spend some time investigating the other Nations’s camps- you’ll make your choice later. You’re more concerned than ever about the Sound, now that they’ve been removed from the exams….Time to find a Salamandar
>>49235304>5.On phone cause internet connection is fucked, and can't copy it all.
>>492353042. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.
>>49235229>flowers convert blood into chakra>Afterglow requires massive amounts of chakra>Crimson Blossoming: Stellar Release: Nonstop Infinite Climax! >>49235304>4. Decide to spend some time investigating the other Nations’s camps- you’ll make your choice later. You’re more concerned than ever about the Sound, now that they’ve been removed from the exams….
>>49235304>>2. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.
>>49235304>4. Decide to spend some time investigating the other Nations’s camps- you’ll make your choice later. You’re more concerned than ever about the Sound, now that they’ve been removed from the exams….
>>49235304>>4. Decide to spend some time investigating the other Nations’s camps- you’ll make your choice later. You’re more concerned than ever about the Sound, now that they’ve been removed from the exams….Salamander!
>>49235304>5. Decide against any of these options. You already have three others to choose from- investigating any other leads would make it even more complicated. (SKIP to dinner sequence with Itachi, Nori and Hinata- along with the final vote for your training selection)
We should confirm with dad how long his trip would take and only bring Hinata. We can spar for light training but bond too. We are this gens Hanzo/Hiruzen
>>49235304>2. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.We cannot afford to be butchered in melee
All these people who don't want to get the Rinnegan.
Huh apparently Hanzo was stronger then the Third
>>49235304>2.>>49235385Hanzo was a beast, a nightmare. He made fighting the rain a shitshow
>>49235303That's some cartoonish evil that the first ROOT would've done, because everything was decided by Danzo and there was no second opinion on whether the actions taken were actually smart in the first place, let alone that pragmatic. You shouldn't use biological weapons unless you're desperate, otherwise it will come back to bite your ass hard.
If dad's trip don't take too long go with him and bring Hinata. Otherwise training with Danzo and Hanzo
>>49235410Not if their all dead anon>>49235402Just read the abilities list for this guy http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hanz%C5%8D
>>49235304>2. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.The fuck is with all these votes?
>>49235380Why would we get the Rinnegan? We aren't eligible candidates for that.
>>49235433some faggot is spamming for swords, which I don't see as much use a this moment
>>49235304>2. Decide to look into finding a Teacher for Kenjutsu. TenTen has taught you much, but it’s time you learned from someone who specializes in the blade.Thanks for running Wargle! Time for bed
>>49235459Would Minato even give us the Kibas for this?
>>492353041. Decide to ask the Third for guidance. He is unlikely to train you himself, but may have a recommendation.
Big votes like this should use the strawpoll or something. Lessen samefagging.
Alright, Calling it.Time for counting.
>>49235472Fucking no.He said after the exams and that the swords are to never be used on Konoha ninjas.
>>49235487this isn't even the big vote
>>49235487Oh man that's hilarious! Strawpoll is so fucking easy to samefag!
>>49235488Since the first is asking for the Third's advice could that be done with the second highest scoring one? Or do we only have time for one>>49235494I'm still pissed anons decided to rat out that we had them, we should have keep them secret for our Root persona
>>49235487If the vote is super close is there should be a final destination vote
>>49235504It is, though.
>>49235424Sometimes people do something crazy. Sometimes they don't pay the fee and instead quarantine themselves from the dying masses, breed a superior version of the biological weapon, and then spread that all over your land in retaliation. Although thinking about it, the flower probably kills to quickly and noticeably to actually spread in any capacity, so that plan wouldn't have worked anyways.
>>49235517This isn't the final training vote.
>>49235424>Not if their all dead anonIt's not enough to wipe out your target. You've let the biological weapons genie out of the bottle, third parties will have no qualms using biological weapons on YOU. Never use anything in war you're not willing to have used on you.
>>49235511>I'm still pissed anons decided to rat out that we had them, we should have keep them secret for our Root personaStay salty, ROOTfag.
>>49235487Strawpoll is easy as fuck to samefag.
>>49235511This vote was primarily to cut down on your secondary options- whichever won this vote will be into the final vote between Danzo, Itachi, and Yoru.This is just how Tsuki decides to spend her prep time before dinner.
Sarutobi>>>>>>>Yuugao or Hayate
>>49235543>Stay salty, ROOTfagWere heavily in bed with Danzo anon, hell we even told he we want to bring Root back
>>49235511Literally no one wouldn't have noticed one of the seven swordsmans' swords suddenly going missing. It would've been found out eventually and we would've gotten in trouble, so might as well be responsible. Plus his request is reasonable: prove you're worthy of using them by passing the exam without needing them, and don't use them on our kin and crountrymen (missing nin have renounced their kin and country and therefore don't count).
>>49235517This is "one last thing before we do the actual big vote, which may add options to the actual big vote.">>49235511>Gee this weird Neo-Root person is using one of the seven legendary mist swords. It's too bad we can't somehow check who was on the mission where the last owner was killed, because that would sure cut down the possible identities.That's dumb, and you're dumb
Anons who voted #1, Why? The Third most likely won't train us.
>>49235652did you read the fucking option?
Looks like Tsuki's gonna look into possibly learning some swords.This will be added to the final vote, and does not lock you into this choice.Writing.
>>49235672Ya and his recommendation will probably be someone like Asuma or one of the other Jonin
>>49235652I believe we're asking advice from a neutral party.A dude that was likely there or heard ALL about it. mostly the kiss
Alright, with Hanzo replaced with hanzo steel I'm 100% Danzo.
>>49235685better than purple hair anbu who does nothing and the sleepy ninja who gets ganked by Baki
At the beginning of the thread there was so much support for Hanzo. Where did it go? ;_;
>>49235581I'm fine with ROOT 2 so long as you don't make the same mistakes. Those were the total control of Danzo with made it so they had no accountability and no second opinion to keep Danzo's personal biases and ambitions from making them do some cartoonishly evil things that weren't that smart and screwed things up, as well as no damage control when they undertook to wrong actions. At least submit a report of your missions to the Hokage/council afterwards.Still I can't help but want a functioning ninja CIA, just not Danzo's version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI
>>49235720Isnt that really ANBU.Root feels like 4E
>>49235719Asking a foreign ninja for help is stupid
>>49235716we could have trained under Hanzo who is better then all of them, even if he pawned us off to Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan they're all extremely strong
>>49235732>A foreign ninjas whose buddies with DanzoIf Danzo trusts him we can trust him
>>49235744>Death dubsThis ninja is akatsuki, do not trust them.
Tsuki is the daughter Danzo never had. She will make ROOT like his but under her and more umbrella Corp style than league of shadows
>>49235887>more Umbrella Corp styleNo thank you.
>>49235887Let's go full League of Shadows. Hinata is the light, goodness and mercy. Tsuki is the night justice, absolute and merciless
>>49235915We all have darkness. So far we're aiming towards Team Femdom: Nori as Submission with the whips and chains, Hinata as Denial with the paralytic and numbing poison, and Tsuki as Ecstasy with the superhuman speed and thirsty flowers.
>>49235952....I'm sold. Someone get drawfag in here>captcha was flowers
As you dry your hair and begin the process of styling it properly, you make a choice. Even if you decide not to follow that route, you really do need to find a teacher for Kenjutsu. As long as Minato keeps his word, there are a set of powerful blades with your name on them- it would be silly not to be prepared for this eventuality. You also have some interesting swords you took from those errant Samurai in the Land of Hot Springs- it would be nice to get some use out of them.While eating a light breakfast, you summon for Danzo.“Danzo- if one wished to become an expert in Kenjutsu, where would an enterprising genin search?” you ask aloud, thoughtfully munching on a piece of toast.“Among the jonin in the village currently? The proctor of the Third exam, Hayate Gekko, is probably your best bet. He’s trained several successful Kenjutsu-using Shinobi. If I remember correctly, one of his pupils, Yugao Uzuki, is a successful ANBU Captain. Certainly a good Shinobi to learn from…. And a loyal one.” He explains.The way he emphasizes the last bit concerns you- but you shake it off. Surely if Hayate was chosen to proctor the third Exam, he is highly skilled. “If you’re interested, you should be able to find him in the Hokage’s offices, if he’s not on a mission. Alternatively, have your sensei ask after him. As the leader of ANBU, Itachi will hold… significant sway.” Danzo continues.Both are equally viable options….You choose to-1. Ask after him yourself- you’ve got time to kill.2. Have Itachi take care of it. He won’t turn Itachi down if you ask- and you’d rather not waste time trying to find a single Shinobi in all of Konoha.
>>49235979>2. Have Itachi take care of it. He won’t turn Itachi down if you ask- and you’d rather not waste time trying to find a single Shinobi in all of Konoha.
>>49235979>1. Ask after him yourself- you’ve got time to kill.
>>49235979>The proctor of the Third exam, Hayate Gekko, is probably your best bet.Isn't that some sort of... conflict of interest?
>>492359792. Have Itachi take care of it. He won’t turn Itachi down if you ask- and you’d rather not waste time trying to find a single Shinobi in all of Konoha.
>>49235999Yugao sounds like a fine alternative for now, in part because of that.
>>49235999They know better than to show preferential treatment. Besides, Anko has taught and will continue to teach Hinata a great many things~
>>49235979>1. Ask after him yourself- you’ve got time to kill.Prove thyself.
>>49235979>2. Have Itachi take care of it. He won’t turn Itachi down if you ask- and you’d rather not waste time trying to find a single Shinobi in all of Konoha.Oh boy we can train with a literal who of Konoha
>>49235979Get Itachi too ask. In the time before dinner explain orochimaru and ask where do Tsuki's come fron
>>49236024>how is Tsuki formed
>>49235979>2. Have Itachi take care of it. He won’t turn Itachi down if you ask- and you’d rather not waste time trying to find a single Shinobi in all of Konoha.Use all ties.
>>49236016>They know better than to show preferential treatment.That doesn't mean there won't be a conflict of interest, it just means its more likely to be AGAINST us because he's over-correcting to make sure he absolutely doesn't play favorites.
>>49235979>2. Have Itachi take care of it. He won’t turn Itachi down if you ask- and you’d rather not waste time trying to find a single Shinobi in all of Konoha.Don't have time to spare for this thread.
>>49236016W-will she teach her how to use her Snakes to seduce Tsuki?
Hinata tentacle raep nao?
>>49235979>1Be a man Tsuki!Failure of valor will not be tolerated!
Letting Itachi (potentially) take care of it.Writing.
>>49236105 Just asking, could we still try to get Hanzo as our teacher at this point Wargle? And as a secondary question are you anons down for that possibility?
>>49236016Endgame Hinata with Dragon Sage and Tensaigan, I'm hyped.On that note, I'm curious to see what Hinata will train. She'll know she may have to face Gaara, who's style is a bad match for for taijutsu-focused one and even tanked Lee in canon, and Sasuke, who is also a Taijutsu specialist but with a Sharingan. Since both Lee and Sakura had gates, she wouldn't be faulted to assume he does too.
>>49236123Fuck off, he lost the vote.
>>49236123Dear god yes He's the strongest person we can possibly train with and he's a ninjutsu/kenjutsu hybrid so he's great for Tsuki plus his release is fire style and he's noted to be great with it
>>49236123Hanzo is dead Anon.
>>49235979Oh boy I'm late. Not shilling Wargle, I do love this quest and meant no offence before, I'll take it off in a jiff.>1. Ask after him yourself- you’ve got time to kill.
>>49236123No, it's too fucking weird no matter how totally fucking awesome it would be (and it would be REALLY fucking awesome.)
>>49236123First we would need to get past the fact that a) we are a rival shinobi from another village even if we aren't hostiles, and b) we killed a team of his own prospective gennins. No hard feelings on that last one I'm sure, but still.
>>49236145>Implying training with Pain wouldn't be a million times better.
>>49236155Thing is Wargle basically told us we could go to him for teaching
>>49236123Fuck off already.
>>49236165Or is corpse as one pain's paths,at least.
>>49236180>Learn from Pain and Konan>Become the ultimate sensor by learning Rain Tiger at Will and Paper Person of God at the same time.
>>49236180>Implying that wouldn't make it even better
You decide you’ll talk to Itachi about it first- and once you’ve considered everything, you’re sure your sensei can pull some strings.In the meantime, you finish up your breakfast, and decide to have a bit more in depth conversation with Danzo.“In private?” He responds to your query. “Very well, let us go.”-----------------------------------Once in the ROOT facility, you begin to explain the true sequence of events of the exams- including your interactions with Orochimaru.“So he has followed his pawns into the Village. He’s here, somewhere. I hope Minato has realized what this means- but yet, he continues the exams. Does he really think they’ll be able to catch the snake before they begin?” he says, his face darkening. “Be careful, Tsuki. I would almost rather have you out of the Village for a time, until it’s resolved. But, I know you won’t accept that. Just- please. If he’s taken interest in you….”Of course, he had. You could recall his words clearly:“Return to me….”“...........I did create you, you know. You belong to me~”“I could give you my gift- but, I feel like would be unfair, don’t you?”Even now, you shudder just thinking about it. You cannot shake the feeling that he was just toying with you- even revealing your Stellar abilities only seemed to entertain him.You hadn’t mentioned this to Danzo yet, but- surely he knows something?You…1. Ask Danzo about it2. Don’t ask Danzo right now.
>>49236247>1. Ask Danzo about it
>>492362471. Ask Danzo about it
>>49236247>>1. Ask Danzo about it
>>49236247>1. Ask Danzo about itGod I can't stand this guy. The chip on his fucking shoulder.
this is a close vote
Asking Danzo.PERSUASION CHECK1d100, first three.Engage.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>49236280
>>49236247>1. Ask Danzo about itThen too sooth us, ask him to tell us the story of the valiant Tobirama Senju cutting down the villainous Izuna Uchiha.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>49236280Plz second daddy
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>49236280
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>49236280
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>49236280What about the bonus
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>49236280Threaten to ask literally everyone else about it if we're not satisfied with his answer
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>49236280If he's obviously holding out on us remind him we've a right to know stuff directly related to us.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>49236280
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>49236280Rolling to see what I get.>>49236300Automatically added.
>>49236300Danzo is not swayed by our wiles. Danzo is attracted to one thing alone total Leaf domination.
>>49236313thankfully we don't do crits and you were late.
>>49236296mite b gewd enuff
>>4923629687 is good enough r-right?
>>49236280If he doesn't tell us: "You know i respect your judgement, danzo, but it's unpleasant when you won't tell me anything. I hope you'll change your mind in the future."
87- Partial Success!Writing.
>>49236350>87>Partial successDanzo may be a curmudgeon, but he's our curmudgeon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3IsxdAD1ng“Danzo.” You cannot hold back the question- it’s been burning in the back of your mind since the fight with Orochimaru.“He said that he “created” me. What… does that mean, exactly?” you ask, your voice barely above a whisper.Color drains from Danzo’s face- in this moment, he looks as old as the Third.“Tsuki… I…” he stammers.“Please, Danzo. I need to know.” you state quietly. The older shinobi takes a deep breath.“He may have had a… hand in the creation of your unique abilities. I told you he participated in various experiments on Shinobi when he was within Konoha- your Mother may have been one of those experiments.”“....What do you mean? He kidnapped her?” you ask, a knot forming in your gut.“....No.” “..........No?” you whisper faintly. Your vision begins to darken around the edges- you feel slightly off balance. “Why…?” you mutter. You feel tears begin to form up- you just cannot understand. Why would she…?“I… cannot say any more. Please, Tsuki- your Father-”“.......Father?” [You feel something well up from Within]Danzo is saying something- but you can’t make it out.The egg, hanging from your neck, is burning.Why is it so hot? Why…..Roll me 1d100, first five. This roll will count crits.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>49236452burning emotions
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>49236452Bunnies save us from these mediocre trainer choices
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>49236452POSITIVE THINKING
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>49236452
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>49236452>This roll will count crits.oh god.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>49236452not sure if we want high or low so hoping for exactly 50
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>49236452Fail
>>49236468FOUR BEASTS AID US!!!!
>>49236468A NORIHIMES WILL ISN'T SO WEAK!
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>49236452Oh shit it's happening
suddenly I'm wondering if the bunnies are willing to talk to Tsuki because she was "made" and thus somehow qualifies as something other than human...
>>49236468Glad it's first five.Misread and totally thought he only would count the first roll.
>>49236468>NOT NOW BUNNIES I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT>WE FEELS NOW
>>49236501Why would they care? Quit sucking up to them.
>>49236501Possibly.Though she was only genetically modified. Not an artificial human.That might still count, though.
Are we part bunny?
>>49236509This anon is right, the only thing on the moon that needs sucking is the madness out of Toneri's mind.
>>49236501Fuck the rabbits, the four winds are with us.
>>49236509they hate humans and blame them for everything wrong with the world, I always thought it was weird that they talked to Tsuki as a friend right off the bat, though that might just be attempted manipulation on their part.
>>49236539Seeing how the Four Winds hate them, it's a sign that they're more evil than them.
>>49236539We're a homunculus
>>49236539The rabbits aren't even real, they're just manipulating Tsuki to further either 1- the resurrection of Kaguya or 2- the destruction of mankind via the moon. They don't seem to be in concert with Black Zetsu though.
>>49236575But are we Pride, or are we Greed?
>>49236577I'm pretty sure rabbits were listed as a potential summon, suggesting they are in fact real.
>>49236589listed where? But fuck the rabbits Four Beasts are where its at.
>>49236598Not that anon, but Wargle did say that Rabbits were a potential summon.I do agree that the Four Beasts are better.
>>49236603Stopped watching naruto many years ago.What are the four beasts?
Ima rabbit fag because we will be new moon queen
>>49236539They are of course ignoring that Kaguya inadvertently inspired the use of Chakra for warfare instead of for peace and progress.
>>49236613Have fun being wrong.>>49236612Google it.
>>49236624I am, faggot.
>>49236612The Four Beasts never turn up in Naruto as far as I'm aware. They are the four directions according to east Asian myth. The White Tiger or Byakko, The Vermillion bird or Suzaku, The Azure dragon or Seiryu and the Black Tortoise Genbu.
>>49236623Woah okay she may be a HYPOCRITE but let's not pretend humans wouldn't have independently developed killing each other with chakra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRsA calm fills you- the heat from the egg, agonizing before, fades into a dull pain.“So, I’m a monster. Just another one of his creations.” you state, matter of factly.Danzo to his credit, tries to dissuade you.“No! You are not anything like that, Tsuki! Please-”“Danzo. Did Father tell my mother to go through the procedure?” You ask, flatly.“Tsuki, I…”“Danzo.”Your gaze meets his, and he breaks.“Your parents… Yoru and Asa…. Both of them knew Orochimaru. Your father is always susceptible to innovation- and when they were pitched the idea, when he told them just how much power it could bring your family….”“Yoru jumped on it. Of course, he wouldn’t force Asa into anything- while she had reservations, she saw how it could benefit the family, benefit Konoha- and benefit you, her unborn daughter. You would be unique among this world of warring Shinobi- you would have a power nobody else in history could ever boast of.”“When one of the most prolific Shinobi in your village’s history offers to make your daughter the next Hashirama Senju, do you decline? Do you dare withhold that potential from the world?”“That was Yoru’s stance. Asa saw the reason in it- and asked my council. I…. agreed, that it would be a risk worth undertaking, to preserve Konoha’s future.
>>49236612Unrelated to Naruto, the four beasts are just a common part of oriental culture. >>49236589Summon rabbits=/=moon rabbits>>49236623Kaguya's goal was to use chakra to make war, that's the point of the Zetsu army, to murder other Otsutsuki. >>49236637They already were killing each other, Kaguya ate the Chakra Fruit to put a stop to it, and used Infinite Tsukuyomi. Then she let some people out of it, but still regularly sacrificed them to the Shinju.
>>49236612not actually something from naruto, its old chinese mythology, 4 beasts that represent the cardinal directions and to some degree elements, there's (fire)suzaku; phoenix of the south, (water)seryu; dragon of the east, (earth)Genbu; Tortoise of the north and (wind)Byakko; tiger of the west
>>49236655>Summon rabbits=/=moon rabbitsYes they do equal each other.
>>49236613That assumes we can cause a rabbit mutiny v. Kaguya. that or going full Superman. I.E. "Fuck your planet, this is your home planet now. We needn't be enemies but you must understand any creature is destructive on its own: Man or rabbit.""It's about community, checks, balances and understanding you dumb victim complex stroking flop-ears."
>>49236641Okay Tsuki's relationship with Danzo and dad have just become very, very complicated. Who's up for a sleepover? for a few weeks at least.
>>49236613>moon queen*Yawn* Why be that when Tsuki can the sun empress?
>>49236674I think that might be a good idea....
>>49236674But who to use as a hug pillow. Nori or Hinata.I'm ok with both but Hinata should be softer.
>>49236655>They already were killing each otherYeah but not with chakra, cause they didn't have it yet. But again they would have no matter how they got access to it, because that's what humans do.
>>49236674Well I doubt Tsuki wants to train with Danzo or go on a trip with Dad, so that leaves Itachi and No name. Fucking great
>When 4 beast fags don't realize they're as bad as the rabbit fags.
>>49236677Bitch. Why be a single stellar body when you can be all.
>>49236696Hey rabbits have some in quest development.
Ok I think our response too all this is firstly hug Danzo and cry a little. Before bawing inconsistent chest saying we'll do it, we'll defend and save konaha, we'll protect the leaf and make the Norihime great and the land of fire shall become great again.Just imagine it little tsuki in tears sobbing a heart felt promise, she will not let you down. Her looking up to you from gently hitting your chest
>>49236701Queen of heaven and earth eh?
>>49236663>All the moon rabbits are dead in the last egg dream"No they're the same">>49236658The biblical ones would be cooler. And everyone leaves out Koryu.>>49236696We should summon octopi or cats, in memory of mom.
>>49236696Nice try but you rabbitfags are more annoying with your "le bunny moon XD XD XD" shit>>49236701She doesn't have the Space release.
Well, now we know who the 'medical personnel' that was supposed to save our mother from complications was.
>>49236677Hinata is that
>>49236721Yeah, they are the same.
>>49236695>Complaining about a full month of our crush's personal attention.
>>49236701Let her have her moon shit. She earned that the hard way.We'll have other, better, bigger moons.Moons she's only heard of in legend.Entirely new types of moons.And various other celestial bodies.
>>49236641"REEEEEEEEEEEEE" -Tsuki Norihimecan't stay mad at danzo, though. We are ourselves in the end, regardless of what orochimaru did to us. He doesn't control us, and we aren't his toy.
>>49236722>>49236723>Then they prove my point
>>49236674>>49236695>Tsuki being too weak willed to see how this power is a blessing>Tsuki not forgiving both on the spot understanding their point of view and realizing how their decision positivity effected her life Come on son who the hell do you think we are
>>49236736Ya I just love getting to spend our month of training focusing on how to beat one fucking person, or spending the month training with a no name ninja who never amounts to anything. Color me thrilled
>>49236738Yea but shes not going to be feeling ok immediately after this revelation.Now I'm wondering who psychological attacks might work against Pedosnake. Like suddenly calling him uncle or pa
>>49236735t. someone who believes Saiken lives in Shikkotsu forest in his off time
>>49236746>"If I get them to respond then I'm right!!!!"lol
>>49236713Mate Tsuki's just found out Danzo and her dad had Orochimaru fiddle with her while her mother was pregnant with her. I get you want Danzo to shove his dick down your throat. But Tsuki will not want to see Danzo and Dad for a few days. Eventually sure but not right now.>>49236721I didn't forget the center That's Tsuki
>>49236757Who and what?
>>49236756That's a good way to starch a snake, anon
>>49236756>Implying Pedosnake will give a single fuck.He's immune to that shit.
>>49236760You've all been shilling for shit that doesn't exist.It's super annoying.
>>49236753>ANBU captain never amounted to anything.Anon you might want to take a minute to think about the thing you said.I mean you just said the guy who's the head of secret police never amounted to anything.
500 posts and we haven't even decided on our training regimen yet, btw random thought is there something other than summons to aim for? so that Tsuki continues on with her own power rather than borrowing it from potentially fickle sources.
>>49236777I mean, he really hasn't, compared to canon.
>>49236774Said the rabbitfags who always shill their shit when it doesn't even make sense.
>>49236774Are you baiting or did you not read?
>>49236782>500 posts and we haven't even decided on our training regimen yetBreast development is a more important topic.
“So, I am not a monster- but a weapon.”“You are so much more than that- don’t-”“Danzo. Can you tell me, in clear conscious, that was not the intention?” you spit.“These powers were created by a monster. You said a “medical specialist” was to deliver me at birth- most likely to suppress these powers, correct?”“In a sense, you could say that they are the reason my Mother is dead… right?”“And now, that monster returns, to observe the growth of the weapon he created?”Danzo, eyes downcast, says nothing.You aren't sure how to feel- and thus, feel little.There is rage- there is also indignation.Thinking back, your entire childhood can be painted in a different light- were they raising you? Or this weapon? You....1. Cry.2. Rage.3. Suppress your emotions.4. Leave.
>>49236641Did uh...Did we just break the Danzo?
>>49236782If you mean besides the short term kenjutsu/ninjutsu training the long term there could be senjutsu I guess.
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.Self-control is key here.
>>492367943. Suppress your emotions.>>49236784How does shilling for something that doesn't exist make any more sense than shilling for apocalypse rabbits.
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.>4. Leave.
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.They want a weapon, They'll get one.
>>49236782>1. Cry.>4. Leave.
>>49236794>1. Cry.u killed ur mum
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.Just like always, cool and collected when presented with great stress.
>>492367942. Rage.Let it out Suki, do not become a time bomb.
>>49236794>4. Leave."Fuck you."
>>49236794>4. Leave.Need some space right now. Bottling things out is bad though, but we don't need to do it on the spot.
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.>>49236795No. He's just sad for telling the secret.
>>49236795We got him to regret ever forming a bond with the Norihime>>49236794>1. Cry.>4. Leave.
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.Maaan that pic now means a whole lot more....>>49236813On the outside sure....
>>49236777Hayate wasn't an anbu captain his student was, but more importantly look at his stats http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/HayateHis total is 24
>>49236791im fine with that, but the summon talks getting a bit old though, also as some one who didn't get very far in canon naruto, are summons THAT big of a deal?
>>492367944/2.>Why the fuck does no one tell people these things for crying out loud?!We're gonna have our first swear over this.
>>49236794>Cry silently and leave
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.Just tear up a little bit.
>>49236794>4. Leave.Find Nori.Then cry.
>>49236821We can cry to Itachi. Or maybe Neji, he'll be sympathetic with the Orochimaru plight. Anko may also understand.
>>49236826Sort of for Naruto, not so much for anyone else.
>>49236794>>3. Suppress your emotions.>>4. Leave.Go run into the woods Tsuki maybe you'll find something cool
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.>4. Leave.I have the perfect song for this!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_12b5Ec4WI
>>49236826Pretty much all the major players have SOME sort of summon.
>>49236826>are summons THAT big of a deal?Nah.It's just meant to be cool dickwaving.
>>49236753>focusing on how to beat one fucking person"Hey itachi let's only do a little anti-sharingan training" "sure tsuki no problem, I'm a fucking prodigy with shitloads of other stuff I can teach you."PROBLEM.SOLVED.
>>49236794>2. Rage.>4. Leave.
>>49236794>4. Leave.We need time to think this through
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotionsCalm under stress. We can take this and OWN it. So we're a weapon? So what! All ninja are weapons to an extent. We were just given a leg up by a curious snake monster. Instead of angst ingredients over this weekend can train and eventually punish snake pedo for killing our mom. He played with fire, let's make him burn
>>492367943. Suppress your emotions.It's ok danzo I...I understand...if you'll excuse me (go blow up some dummies before dinner)
>>492367942. Rage.4. Leave.
>>49236850>Oh sure we can wrap this up in an afternoonIt will take time to learn that anon time we could have spent learning skills we could use against anyone>>49236862Your completely right, I admit its childish to be this mad but holy shit I'm fucking angry about this
>>492367943. Suppress your emotions.Find out if snek-bro left us any other cool abilities.
Why are we going full slasher villain all of a sudden?Emotions are a normal human thing.We aren't Orochimaru or Sasuke.
>>49236859Really, all shinobi are weapons, we just got a head start. Just look at Tenzo, if he even exists in this timeline. At least there isn't a cave filled with failed Tsuki-clones. There ISN'T right?
>>49236848Until lategame Shippuden. Where none of the Kage, past or present xcept Hiruzen, Minato, Tsunade, and Gengetsu have summons. And neither do Obito, Madara, or Killer Bee.
>>49236882It's simple, They wanted a weapon? We'll give them one.
>>49236882yeah but it's not a good idea to let your emotions control you. Tsuki can take it out on Orochimaru and dummies.
>>49236883She's not part of a cloning/splicing program, so no. There is a pit full of nonviable fetuses though.
>>49236889Susanoos and Tailed Beast are basically the same thing as a summon.
>>49236878>Your completely right, I admit its childish to be this mad but holy shit I'm fucking angry about thisItachi is the best choice.
>>49236882>All of a suddenTsuki's recated this way every time something has gone seriously bad. When Ebisu blew up, when Sound attacked, when Orochimaru showed up. Her pattern is hardening and cooling until the stress is gone and then quietly breaking down later where no one can see.
>>49236892Shut up Sasuke.Or it's back in the jumpsuit for you.
>>49236882And suppressing those emotions when the time isn't right to express them is a normal human thing as well. Now isn't the best time for this, and nobody in this goddamn house is the right person to have around for it either.
Lots of Support for 3 and 4.Writing.
>>49236899Susanoo isn't a summon.
>>49236906I liked the jumpsuit...
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions
>>49236794>3. Suppress your emotions.rules from the shinobi handbook
>>49236902Well now he's the only real choice left unless someone else decides to show up
Jesus Christ. I fucking hate the people in this thread. Retarded decision after retarded decision. >>49236882Because to many people who follow this quest have raging boners for being absolutely stupid.Tsuki has just found out that her entire life has been fucked until now. She needs to leave.
>3Stay frosty, thank danzo for the info
>>49236892Cutest weapon ever.>>49236913It's a giant thing made of chakra that fights for you. In combat it's basically the same thing.
>>49236899Sasuke had summons and a Susano'o. Naruto had a Bijuu and summons.
>>49236882We aren't happy about it, of course.But we're a kunoichi either way.Maybe our life would be different if this hadn't happened, but we're already a weapon either way, and we'd already made the decision to do what it takes and support danzo to protect the village, even if it's unsightly. Learning this doesn't actually change much about our life or decisions thus far, it just hurts.
>>49236915Me too anon, I'm just kidding around mostly.
>>49236878An afternoon of sharingen fighting advice would actually be pretty damn useful given our current knowledge on the matter consists of jack and shit. Then we'd still have a month of access to our S-rank jonin instructor.
>>49236928It's not a summon.
>>49236923It's not fucked.. it's just she killed her mother and it was all because dad can't resist INVENTION!
This better not invalidate the Danzo choice, because Stellar focus >>>>> anti-sharingan >>> swords.
>>49236944In combat, effectively the same thing.
>>49236945We didn't kill her, it was never our choice.We hadn't even been born.This was orochimaru, our parents and danzo.
>>49236928It's more like giant armour, really. It's not independent from you unlike a summon.
>>49236937Oh I hope the head of the Anbu won't be called away for any missions over the course of the month that would really cut into our training time
>>49236960It is just a Stand.
>>49236945Science boners are no joke anon>>49236933Apparently the people in lewd genin agree as well.
>the slow march to salty faggot critical mass continues
>>49236957But it's not a summon.
More important than mere summondom, rabbits give a connection to the Ultimate Plot for people who aren't bizarre psuedoreincarnations of a couple jackasses who don't even have any particular reason to be connected in the first place, really.
>>49236960Hinata's summon works as a buff, it can't effectively operate separate from her. Must not be a summon.
>>49236966I've seen worse. At this point there is no reason to not shoot the shit since we already hit the bump limit.
>>49236962>implying he can't just send his trusted subordinates to go in his stead.
>>49236794>>3. Suppress your emotions.
>>49236954It kind of fucking does, anon. I'm sure at this point Tsuki could make progress on her own anyway, and right now Danzo needs to know what a shit he was.
>>49236972Nobody wants rabbits. As someone that one time defended them I only cared for them as anti-genjutsu. Now we have other, cooler spirits watching our back.
>>49236923Following on from this post. In the beginning everyone was all for becoming a ROOT 2.0 protecting the village. However they don't have any fucking idea how to do that. What Danzo did in the show. DON'T DO THAT!!!. Picking up odd flowers to use as a weapon. DON'T DO THAT!!!. (picking them up so you know how to destroy them is okay though). Not running off because you have just found out the two people you love most in your life gave you over to a monster and killing your emotions. DON'T DO THAT. To become good ROOT Tsuki needs to a) be smart, b) be strong and c) care about the things she wants to protect.
>>49236975>Implying Itachi "I will murder my whole clan for the village" won't do his jobEven if he didn't have to kill them all in this universe he's still the same guy (as far as we know) and he will do what Minato tells him to do
>>49236973Except when they're a complete different entity innit?
>>49236973It talks back, can move independently and seperatly, generally act on its own even if Hinata is incapacitated.Do you read what you write?
>>49236983Based on what? When we saw those red eyes weren't we being carried by Nori? Couldn't it have just been her fox?
>>49236989He will do his job.His job is teaching us.
>>49236983So no rabbit sage vs rabbit goddess?
>>49236966It can't be more than two anons. Suspect just one. If some of us weren't insisting on provoking them (guilty myself) you probably wouldn't notice.
>>49236996His anbu job takes precedence anon, he ditched us for it before
>>49236998Without either bullshit reincarnation powers, or taking Nagato's eyes and enslaving the world with the juubii would that even be close to a contest.
>>49237006>His anbu job takes precedence anon,Not during the exams, it doesn't.'Cause we can have him as our teacher.
>>49236985>killing emotions>suppressing them one time so we can go cry with people we trust more>>49236995Based on the time four spirits told the rabbits to fuck off when they tried to control us.
Wargle I passed out and I'm so LATE. I'm gonna speed read to try and catch up, but thanks for running today.
>>49236983I kind've wanted rabbits but its okay if it doesn't go that way
>>49236983I want rabbits. They've got a unique place in the cosmology, and it'd be cool to have shoulder-devil summons.
>>49236980Tsuki is Stellar, and Stellar is Tsuki. She has to come to terms with who and what she is, and develop it into something that's worth the cost. This revelation really changes nothing, our goals are still the same, Tsuki's still a ninja of Konoha, Orochimaru is still a bastard, and anyone who thought Danzo was totally pure and unsullied is insane. A most this alters our opinion of our father.
>>49237013When was that?
>>49236985I'm fine with the flowers if they can be managed and it's documented by the village, since their are worse weapons and techniques used by regular shinobis anyways. I won't contest a decision not to, though. In the long run, it won't be effective on Zetsus and zombies anyways.
>>49237025>When was that?Seriously?
>>49237020Danzo still has a pure and unsullied will of fire.
>>49237025In our post orichimaru-dream
>>49237025Thread 33.>>49237016I would like them, but being a pawn is lame. Also Four Beast haven't been done in the Naruto World before. So I would say they are a tad more unique.
>>49237000For the most part it is just me, though their is one other guy doing a bit of complaining. The only way I'm going to get over this and be a part of the quest without constantly being salty is to just get it out>>49237010Yes it does during the exams Minato isn't just not going to use Itachi for a month because he's teaching us for the Chunnin exams
>>49237020I concur...daddy got me nuke presents, our dad is awesome. I actually really like this reveal. We shall become the weapon we were born to be and more
>>49237030Yes.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/48994395/If you mean the, "WAKE!" and eyes in the sky, what lead you to believe it was the four beasts?>>49237035>>49237037What part of that says it's them?
I like rabbits but some people push them too hard and just make them sound dumb. Some directional beast supporters do this too. That's bad. Don't do that.
>>49237015>>49237016I'd like them too if we can convince them their ways are wrong, and they need to see both sides instead of blindly following one.
>>49237013Mad props to Wargle because I feel so strongly about this quest. I just see Danzo fags around every corner. To me it just seemed like everyone voting to suppress emotions wants to go retard evil.>>49237025a few threads back. I think the one in between the prelims and round 2
>>49237037>More unique>Show up in every second franchise from the far eastMeh
>>49237039Yes he would.>>49237043>If you mean the, "WAKE!" and eyes in the sky, what lead you to believe it was the four beasts?Pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC7H1rOU1Gg“You wanted a weapon so badly?” You quietly say aloud, to nobody in particular.“I hope you’re happy with your choice.”You spin on your heel, grabbing the key to the elevator sitting on the desk.You walk to the elevator, stick the key in the ignition, and hit the button.As the elevator rises, one of the last things you see is Danzo, on his knees, not moving.---------------------------------------------When the elevator stops, you keep walking. You aren’t sure where you’re going go- but it isn’t here.Surrounded by the memories of your childhood, these people who raised you.Servants greet you on the way out- you pay them no mind.You walk with purpose off of the Norihime grounds, down into the cityThe bustle and buzz of Konoha, however, annoys you- so you keep walking.Eventually, you reach the front gate. You see several chunin guarding the exit- one of them being Nori’s elder brother, Naruto.He hails to you as you approach-“Hey there Tsuki-chan! Whatcha doing around this part of town? Aren’t you supposed to be going to dinner with Nori and the rest of your team later?” he asks, smile wide.You feel like hitting him in the face.“I’m going for a walk.” you spit, before walking into the surround forests.
>>49237046 (me adding on to my statement here)>>49237041Like this idiot. I don't want that REEEEE.
>>49237020Right but all we knew about Danzo in character was as the family's loyal retainer.We thought of him as family.Now though he could have just been putting up with us to play guard to the..Idk man, this is dumb.I mostly agree with you, I can't even properly devil's advocate here.
>>49237043Four voices from the sky.>>49237052For the naruto-verse.>>49237044Rabbits are a very slippery slope to being controlled.
>>49237046Danzo fags show up in literally every Naruto quest at this point, get used to it. >>49237041OROCHIMARU, STOP POSTING!
>>49237056You mean when we were in skin to skin contact with a Jinchuriki since Nori was carrying us?
>>49237037I don't think we'd be a pawn. Summons seem to generally either make blatant demands or not really have the influence to do much more than try and push you to agree with them.
>>49237046>To me it just seemed like everyone voting to suppress emotions wants to go retard evil.Honestly the reason I voted for it wasbe cause it's Tsuki's defense mechanism from what I've seen.
>>49237058Oh dear God, no danzo, danzo please don't cry. Fuck im heart broken
>>49237058Oh dammit. We're gonna have to give Danzo a good hug after this when Tsuki has calmed down.
>>49237069>Four voices from the skyObviously the four Senju brothers telling us to continue on their dream of an Uchiha-free world.
>>49237076You're stupid.The Four Beasts was when they shouted the Bunnies away.
>>49237058That actually really hurts
>>49237087>We're gonna have to give Danzo a good hug after this when Tsuki has calmed down.No.
Sneak into Nori's room, sneak some rum, mildly drunk semi lewd shenanigans ensue, kushina is aware but pretends not to notice cuz all girls need a semi lewd secret between girlfriends.
>>49237037They have technically.Menma
>>49237069So what make rabbits un-unique for the naruto verse.
>>49237099Agreed its going to be a while before we hug Danzo or dad again, but when we do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q1dRSh8Idk
>>49237058If we dont end up at Ebisu-sensei memorial i will be dissapointed.
>>49237084>>49237087Congratulations, you've made Danzo "Darkness of the Shinobi World" Shimura sad. That's not even physically possible and it happened anyway. Those're some next-level interdimensional spirit-feels that have been dished out right there.
>>49237108>not visiting mom's grave and apologizing for killing for her
>>49237103Not that anon, but you have a point, they've never been a summon. And Kaguya was only called the Rabbit Goddess because of her horns. Her Ten-Tails wasn't even that rabbit-like.
>>49237107I did say after tsuki calms down. Which might be in a few weeks.
>>49237058We hurt poor Danzo, he's loved us all this time though he made one mistake...you guys now know he will die to try too make it up too us. I'm so fucking sad now
>>49237099We never knew our mother.Why are you even so mad?Danzo and our father care about us, whether it's as a weapon for protecting the village or as a precious daughter.Of course our father would never have done it if he knew it'd kill her.Our mother meant the world to him, he wouldn't have knowingly put her in danger.Orochimaru is the one who killed our mother.
>>49237100go back to akun and rub one out over there
>>49237092You mean the one set of eyes in the sky?Those four beasts?They just dropped by for no reason, instead of Uncle Kurama who was right next door?
>>49237121eh, mom is as much to blame as dad and danzo, i think going there would just make tsuki-hime worse
>>49237126>Which might be in a few weeks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYWzNTB8m0
>>49237139Why would kurama give a single shit
>>49237123That's not why she's called the rabbit goddess. All of humanity was shinjued, yet the human race still exists. How exactly that occurred I'll leave up to the imagination. But suffice it to say, it was LEWD as fuck.
>>49237137Don't be fucking stupid anon, I said semi lewd.
>>49237103Where did I say they weren't? I just said I thought the Four Beast were more. I would be more for rabbits if we knew more about the situation. But we don't, so I am siding with the safer wildcard.>>49237139>Four pairs of eyes, gleaming through the dark, swirling clouds, peer from above.
>>49237133This is some major shit to tell a 12-13 year old child anon, they aren't going to act logical
>>49237139It was probably Hamura, saving us so we could save Toneri. Moon husbando when?>>49237133>We never knew our motherBecause we killed her common theme on /tg/ lately it seems.
>>49237133>Why are you even so mad?'Cause it's her mother.>>49237139It's the Four Beasts.Why the fuck would Kurama care?And why would he have four sets of eyes, you dumb cunt?
>>49237160You didn't say they weren't, but you said the four beasts were more unique, which implies the rabbits are less unique. So what subtracts from the rabbit uniqueness score?
>>49237058I feel bad but it had to be done. Tsuki needs to clear her head. and Danzo needs to get rid of the stick that's been up his arse for the past however many years.>>49237107I'm this guy >>49236923 and I totally agree. >>49237129I was vehmenently anti Danzo at the beginning he has grown on me. Part of me wants this but the majority wants Tsuki and Danzo to reconcile and he can die in old age a happy man.
>>49237157The human race is still around because she released some people from being Shinju'd then got moon'd by her sons. Besides, Kaguya isn't for lewds.
>>49237163Child soldier in a village of people taught to kill since childhood. Don't Bring your entitled pussy ass logic into this.
>>49237172That I know they were mentioned before. The four beast might have been, but fuck if I remember anything besides the big stuff.
>>49237177>sons>not for lewdsAnon you need to ask your parents about the birds and the bees
>>49237150>Why would Kurama give a shit about a powerful entity right next door pulling fuckery in his neighborhood.Anon.Why would 5 summons, any of 5 summons we never met suddenly bust into a prison genjutsu to hassle rabbits?None of which care about or eat rabbits.Why would a fox be attracted to rabbits?Do foxes historically want rabbits that are "right there" to have a good day?
>>49237184They'd still love their mothers.They're not emotionless, heartless people.
>>49237175They will reconcile, I want Tsuki to hug him tightly and just keep saying sorry. For now she goes alone into the woods and burns vast amounts of it down in a blue fire fuelled destress
>>49237164>we killed our motherWe literally did not.An infant cannot kill someone.Someone might die because of an infant, but no newborn infant deliberately killed anyone.Orochimaru killed her.Father and danzo made the mistake of trusting him, and killed her indirectly as a result.We had no part in it.Please consider how horrible our father must feel about that before you confront him like a retard or something.
>>49237193She was sullied by mankind once, and they tried to destroy her for it. Stop bullying the Kaguya, and accept the Infinte Dream.
>>49237199>Why would 5 summons, any of 5 summons we never met suddenly bust into a prison genjutsu to hassle rabbits?Four, actually. Sorry you can't count.And there's obviously a reason. Otherwise why would they?
>>49237184>Your a genetic freak made by a monster who is going to come and destroy everything you love>Your dad and basically second dad A okayed this >You killed your mother on the way out because of thisYa this isn't a huge thing to throw on someone
>>49237168Must've missed that part during skimming the thread. Ignore me.>>49237160
>>49237199I'm pretty sure his reaction would be to laugh his ass off and heckle 'sucks to be you, human'He might not have a particular attachment to rabbits but on the other hand they're definitely not humans.
>>49237199They did it because people were wanking the directional beasts so hard wargle cracked under pressure.
So what's the bet when we get back Danzo has self exiled himself...heartbroken as hell man.
>>49237225He already had them as summon choices.
>>49237133Tsuki is a twelve year old girl who has just found out that the number one creep diddled with her because her father is an idiot and her Not!Grandfather is as well and this killed her mother who she never met. But she would have if they hadn't let Orochimaru diddle with her.>>49237184Just because your a hard as nails baddass doesn't mean you can't feel mate. Are you a psychopath?
>>49237199The spirits spouted some destiny shit around the same time.>>49237225Nobody even mentioned them before hand. Stop being so salty.
>>49237214Ninja are psychologically conditioned to accept any genetic tampering as an asset.
>>49237228I'd be disappointed in Wargle if he does that.
>>49237213He probably said 5 because people always leave out Koryu. Which makes sense, because Koryu represents the Chinese Emperor and the Japanese hate the Sinocentric worldview of Imperial China.
>>49237232He's either got mental problems or his own mother was/is shit at raising him.
>>49237225Well. As the anon you're replying to.They are Guardians.Prison Warden kind of fits "Guardians of Earth" right?
>>49237232People keep saying she's just a twelve year old girl, too.Except we're extremely intelligent and have killed like a dozen people with our own two hands.I don't see how we're not mentally and emotionally mature enough to handle this information.
>>49237232Then everyone in the village is an idiot since they all thought snek bro was great.
>>49237231>>49237235>The Directional Beasts weren't wanked well before Part 33View must be great in there.
>>49237213there is actually a 5th in the original mythology, a yellow dragon that represents the center, but he almost always gets left out.iirc he actually represents earth element while the turtle is water the other dragon is wood, the tiger is metal and the bird is fire, at least in the version adapted to the Wu Xing (5 element system).
>>49237251Its easier to kill people who you either hate or don't know
>>49237206>Implying orichimaru didn't give a full rundown of the risks involved (wealthy patrons don't grow on trees) and they collectively decided a new weapon for konoha was worth the risk of tsuki not having a mom
>>49237257The few threads before it had no mention of them. Not saying for the overall Quest.
Would you prefer to summon coke or pepsi?
>>49237257Except they totally were.Wargle admitted so on Twitter.
>>49237268I'd try both, personally.
>>49237261The Wu Xing system is also the one used in the Five Elements Seal and Unseal techniques. And like >>49237243 said, Koryu is often left out, especially in Japan, because he's equated to the Chinese Emperor.
>>49237262>killing people regardless of the situation is easy for a child
>>49237268Dr Pe >>49237274Shit
>>49237268Coke. Anyone who days pepsi is subhuman.
>>49237268I hate carbonated drinks so this would make me salty
>>49237269I don't think you understand what saying something didn't happen in greentext means. It means it did happen, and the quote anon is an idiot for thinking otherwise.
>>49237268Fucking plebs not summoning sierra mist or 7 up.
>>49237276My nigga. >>49237268Moxie Cola.
>>49237214>Your a genetic freak made by a monster who is going to come and destroy everything you loveA great reason to not freak out at the people who support you and train hard so that shit don't happen>Your dad and basically second dad A okayed this >You killed your mother on the way out because of this>>49237206
>>49235952Itachi can be the gimp!
>>49237288I do know what it means. I just misread and was already salty due to the thread.My mistake, anon.
>>49237251Again being mentally and emotionally mature, being intelligent and able to kill people can't help you when the rugs been ripped out from under you.
Sometimes I wonder if Wargle is just a really fast writer and just waits to release posts to get guaranteed replies.
>>49237293Guilt over a mother dying in childbirth is a thing that happens regardless of whether you think it's dumb for it to happen
>>49237308I doubt it.
>>49237301>your ability to reason and deal with emotions don't matter when dealing with an emotionally traumatizing situation
>>49237251It's not so much a matter of us being emotionally immature, but a feeling of loss of agency. we had a choice to become ninja, but we didnt ask to be messed with like some kind of guinea pig. Its especially troubling that our lab coated mad scientists were 1. our most trusted confidant who we've known since childhood, 2. the biggest crazy traitor and creepy fuck we can think of 3. our own father. Added to this is the knowledge that their tampering may have resulted in the death of our mother. I'd say there's plenty to be shocked and upset over
>>49237309Last I checked that's most common when a surviving relative beats it into you.
>>49237308Well his computer just recently imploded so hes gonna be abit slow on a new rig.Not sure why he doesn't like typing on a laptop though.
>>49237251Child soldierdom actually counts against us on the matter of emotional maturity.
>>49237313Then he's some kind of sinister mastermind because the only place I see more contention is in SOMNIUS threads, except there it's all directed at him.
>>49237264>Implying orichimaru isnt a fucking snake and either down played or just straight up didn't mention it>Implying at the time orichimaru wasnt one of the best most trustworthy ninja in the village at the time and if anyone was gonna do this shit right it would be him>Implying Danzo and Father do feel super bad to this day that Tsuki's mother is dead because of that snake
For a while, you just wander without true purpose.The forests, which normally are awash with wildlife and birdsong, seem quiet and empty.So you continue- one foot in front of the other.Eventually, you reach a clearing; you only make it halfway before falling to your knees.Tears, withheld but now free, stream from your face unto the grass below.You ball your fists, freeing clumps of earth from the ground.“Mother…. I….”The woman you had looked up to your entire life.The woman who inspired you to become a shinobi.The one person on this earth you wanted to meet, more than anyone else.….and because of you, she’s dead.
>>49237324And with good reason.
>>49237320Typing on a laptop blows, especially typing for a long time, like running a quest.
>>49237331*because of orochimaru, she's dead
>>49237331Stellar Nova bomb in the forest, let it out girl let it all out
>>49237339As long as its not a small piddly weighs a kilo one, they're usually fine.
>>49237342Tsuki's emotional right now so she isn't thinking clearly.Plus, like the other anon said, this "It's my fault!" thing does happen, even though it's stupid and clearly not their fault.
A slight whisper fills your mind- it is vaguely familiar, but..“Humans are just awful creatures, aren’t they?”“Look at what they’ve done to you.”“You aren’t like them. They never gave you that choice.”“You poor child. To be bereft of a mother’s love…”“Let me help you.”
>>49237317When everything you know/ thought you knew is crumbling around you that type of stuff means less than shit. Being mentally unstable is actually better for these sorts of situations.
>>49237342Your not wrong but Tsuki is only a girl and girls as we all knoware stupid
>>49237346Or!>Find Neji in hospital>pic related
>>49237359Hey Rabbit bitch. Just cause Orochimaru is a cunt doesn't mean the whole human race is bad.
>>49237359"Fuck off, weirdo."
>>49237359Good, Tsuki. Let the feels flow through you.
>>49237359Do it bunny route here we go
>>49237359NO. WRONG WAY TSUKI. YOU'VE GONE PAST GO.
>>49237359kaguya didn't deserve what happened to heri still don't agree with her course of action though
>>49237359Well...mistakes were certainly made..but there are others who have never let me down.Accidents happen, I guess.
>>49237359Mother!Really though, time to abandon thread.
>>49237359I REALLY hope this isnt' forcing the bunny shit.
>>49237374Orichimaru is bad and people ee look up to wanted to turn an unborn child into a weapon. Let's not whitewash the matter.
Just think if we played a dude we could have had best waifu
>>49237359YOU COULD HAVE JUST TALKED TO DANZOYOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>49237359if Wargle can temper and make anons care about Danzo, then Kaguya will be fantastic
>>49237359I like where this is going
>>49237359No thank you.
>>49237386I can't think of anything good happening in Kaguya's life desu. How sad. She deserves a paradise bereft of humans.
Everyone, wank off your anti-rabbit summons.
>>49237391Relax anon. You know Wargle would give us a choice, this is just for story and to open up options right now. Also I'm caught back up! Damn my ill timed sleep schedule.
AND WE'RE ENDING THERE FUCKERSIt's nearly 4 am and I need to sleep.@WargleQM for hatemailNext thread will be tomorrow!POSTTHREAD (Or Yelling, that works too.)
>>49237386Instead of better ROOT we become less batshit KaguyaFind a way to force people to come to terms with how shitty they're being without robbing them of agency
>>49237359ALL ABOARD THE KAGUYA TRAIN
>>49237359Well she chose the perfect time too whisper too us
Oh great now we're being forced into abandoning Konoha and joining this bitch, Fucking fantastic!
>>49237408REEEEEeeee... zzzzzz.... *snore*
>>49237408Thank you once again Wargle for a wild ride.
>>49237408Thank you for running, Wargle. What an intense thread.Rabbits are fucking stupid and should be eaten by Phoenix.
>>49237408>Nearly 4amIt's five here you smug git. >>49237399The anime already made Kaguya a sympathetic character. That whole filler was good, until the end of the Ashura/Indra segment.
>>49237408Any hint as to what Hinata has planned to deal with the likes of Gaara and Sasuke during the exams?
>>49237408AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWhy couldn't we have just gone running into teammate tits to cry.
>>49237408Next thread when?
>>49237421Have faith in Wargle, faggot.
>>49237408This should be interestingthanks for running
>>49237408I choose too yell:ÀAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>49237409You know who we need for that?Dad #1.DIPLOMACY!We'll negotiate with humans, with the rabbits, with the beasts, and ideally sloooowly turn Kaguya's judgemental eyes back towards herself.
>>49237409>>49237413I'm totally down with "let me try something first before this whole... moon dream plan, alright?... alright now I just need to quickly figure out how to solve The Human Condition."
>>49237432But kaguya isn't actually all that bad.She just got fucked over at every turn.
I need more screen time with best boy.Shika.
>>49237374also your dad, also danzo. You cant let them off the hook just because they dont have snake skin. they wanted and let orochimaru do his thing to you
So who bets that the rabbit faggots are going to samefag so that we abandon Konoha and join this bitch?
>>49237421>forcedeh unlikely, this is just likely a big fork in the plot based on the choices we'll be given next thread.
>>49237421Boy sucks when anons make a decision you don't like don't it
>>49237447Obviously it'll happen.
>>49237408>Hey Wargle,>Will we ever get Bourto Quest style write ups about the others training and shit?>It might just be me but i would love to see what the relationship between Anko and Hinata is like as they train, and see what the average day in the live of Nori is. Stupid stuff we dont have time for in the quest that could help the character develop outside their interactions with us.
>>49237447Why would we need to abandon konoha.
>>49237447I pray Wargle has it be a direct quote only vote.
>>49237433say's right in the post: Tomorrow
>>49237408So DOES Tenzo exist in this timeline?
>>49237447I didn't samefag to go for Hanzo, I'm not samefagging for Rabbits
>>49237413While I think it would be most interesting for the story a lot of the anons seem against it. As much bickering as there is in this quest we always vote for the best decision I feel though, so I won't be mad either way.I still think it'd be cool though.. I think it would be fun and beneficial power wise, besides its not like you can force us to do anything we don't wish to. We can always just say fuck off if asked to do something crazy.
>>49237456Because it's run by humans, which Kaguya hates and wants to exterminate.
>>49237446under the pretense that he was one of the leafs best though, this wasn't Orochimaru the traitor, this was Orochimaru the Sennin
>>49237447>all the people who don't want what i want are samefag
>>49237456Joining Kaguya. Going along with Kaguya's plan...The thing is, it destroys the entirety of humanity, which artificially created or not Tsuki is a part of.Genetically, emotionally, mentally.
>>49237447I wont want to abandon konoha but with how tsuki has been listening to the rabbits, I think she might at least listen and talk with kaguya.At the very most, she might take a small sabbatical from konoha a couple of weeks before the final exam. I'm thinking that right now, Tsuki doesn't want to be inside konoha and that might give her a small amount of wanderlust. Enough to go gallivanting with Kaguya for a short while.
ITT: something something artificial boundaries within a population to create an in-group something something
>>49237461Who says we'll have the ability to say fuck off? Who says we won't be secretly brainwashed to be a yes man?
Christ, 800 fucking posts and nearly 60 posters, who the hell are all you people?
>>49237455Depends on if I ever have the time/or drive to do so. I certainly won't rule it out.>>49237421>>49237391Come now, anons. You really think I would force you into this? If I planned on railroading you I would've done it long ago.
>>49237463Horseshit, Kaguya doesn't want to exterminate humans. She just wants to put them into permanent hibernation so they'll stop fucking everything up.
>>49237475We haven't been taking with them.We've been pulled away to their world a few times and they just tell us stuff. We barely ever voice any opinions.>>49237479Samefag.
>>49237472We don't have to follow her plan. We can alter the deal. She ruled from above, the canopy of a great tree. We can rule from below, the roots of a nation.>Interdimensional ROOT>space konoha
>>49237475Eh, I'm pretty sure at this point Tsuki doesn't trust the rabbits.>>49237477The four beast and Wargle isn't a shit QM.
>>49237477boogeyman scare tactics only work if they can't be flipped around. the only authority we have that the rabbits are doing anything other than telling Tsuki (propagandized) stories are the rabbits' direct competitors for Tsuki
>>49237487That's basically death.
>>49237467Experimental genetics on unborn children self-evidently isn't going to be risk free. Turning an unborn baby into a weapon was still worth it in their eyes.Which is part of what makes this such great timing on Laguna's part: the "best" of humanity in Tsuki's eyes was just shown to still be guilty of the same sin Kaguya attributes to everyone, and the negative affects of it are felt more acutely than tsuki probably ever has or will again.
>>49237477This is my main concern.That and the idea that our summons would bail/actively work against us unless we go along.
>>49237449No what sucks is cheating. Different Anon but if I loose because my choice is less popular that's fine. Short term I'll be pissed but I'll go along with it. Its when a few people don't get their way and they resort to cheating, fucking gets me.
>>49237487....That pretty much exterminates them as a people.
>>49237482Can we fix Danzo? How bad did we break him? Please say we can save him and tell him we love him
>>49237487She totally fucking does.
>>49237479Lurkers come out in droves when shit gets contentious.
>>49237482Dont worry Wargle some of us still have faithYour doing a great job buddy keep up the work son
>>49237504Or when you're choosing what to wear.
>>49237494The Four Beasts (best summon options) won't always be there for us. Especially if we buddy buddy with the bunnies.
>>49237500I can understand anon, I just get pissed when anons make a completely stupid choice
>>49237497>>49237501No it's not, and you have to do some insane mental gymnastics for it to be the same as killing them outright.
I'm sure there are some samefags, but in a quest this popular accusations of samefag always pop up for the tiniest of things just because people can't fathom that anyone would disagree with them. consistent 25 + on suptg suggests the reading and posting population is preeeetty sizable, especially since most readers don't vote.
>>49237513We are talking about the right now. Right now we aren't buddy buddy with bunnies. >>49237518t. Kaguya
>>49237518Anon, you're a retard. Do you know what sleep symbolizes? Death.
>>49237482Wargle, can you please end this once and for all?What are Tsuki, Nori and Hinata's tits like post-puberty?We want to know our cup sizes.
>>49237487So you wait a decade for them to die of malnutrition.Problem solved.Painless.See the biggest problem about Kaguya, was she never cared about people. Any people.She cared about the idea of people. The idea of "HER" family.But never her family.The only people Kaguya cared about was herself.Now if we could somehow expose the rabbits to this in a round-about non-incriminating fashion...We might be able to Clark Kent these fuckers.
>>49237467>hey buddy, you know that pregnant wife of yours? well I've got some cool, untested shit that has the potential to turn her kid into an unstoppable killing machine. Hows that sound?>Brilliant! ready the procedure! nothing could possibly go wrong.>a-are you sure honey, I don't want to hurt the baby.>come on babe, all the cool kids are doing it, just look at danzo. Already a few months of his human experiments and he's looking great. I'm sure he's going to get those bandages off any day now.everybody involved was already shady as fuck