Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/3VitTHQELast Quest, you fought your former classmate Mayuto Namikaze, and spent a lovely day off with your sister. This Quest, you have a week off before you have to face sensei once more. What will you do? >A) Train in one field intensely (Specify)>B) Train in two fields moderately (Specify)>C) Train in three or more fields lightly (Specify)>D) Take some time off, spend quality time with people (Who?)>E) Something else
>>49228379Found it, been refreshing.>B) Train in two fields moderately (Melee weapons like swords/Kauni/ect, Hand seals)
>>49228379>B) Train in two fields moderatelyMelee weapons and taijutsu>E) send Momo a text saying we took out another guy that was to big for his britches
>>49228510>>49228379Does Taijutsu affect our ability to fight with weapons? How does Tai/Bukijutsu work? Should we focus on just one, or should we level both?
>>49228554Strength affects both, but they're not mutually exclusive.
>>49228379>B.train taijustu and weapons moderately
>>49228588>A) CookingNever again.
>>49228646Can we intensely train cooking in our off time?
>>49228379>B) Train in two fields moderately (Specify)Taijutsu aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddddddGenjutsuJust because being able to put off someones senses or make them see double and then smacking in the face would be a cool mix
>>49228670>Even at home we must serve
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>49228379HI, COUNTRY!>B) Train in two fields moderately. (melee weapons, hand seals)>E) Talk with Momo over texts.
>>49228884But melee weapons and hand seals have no synergy
>>49228900Yes they do? Country said in the other thread they did.
>>49228900Your face has no synergy!
>>49228919Wasnt paying attention and missed it thenHow do they have synergy?
>>49228952unless I'm wrong. I thought Hand-seals were also the fucking things you could write onto paper and do that.
>>49228966You're wrongSeals would be a completely different section, fuinjutsu.Hand seals are a pretty non-important stat unless you go for a very ninjutsu focused character, it's your ability to carry out complex hand seals and how fast you do it. At higher levels it also allows for one handed seals and eventually no handed like the third.
>>49228434>>49228510>>49228613You alternate between training your bukijutsu and taijutsu evenly, focusing on melee weapons when you do train bukijutsu. You manage to get private training with a bukijutsu instructor for your staff and tonfa training, some tokubetsu jounin who specializes in teaching, a friend of your father. The day one which you're supposed to meet your team at the training fields for your mission briefing, you wake up in a fair bit of pain. You figure it's due to a week of nonstop training, and slowly make your way to the field. On the way there, you get yet another messaging from Momo. The two of you have been messaging each other quite a lot recently, as her fangirlism has gone to the next level after you shared the details of your fight with Mayuto with her. You've been pretty tame in your messaging, but she's certainly been... interesting. Innocent, but interesting. You reach the training fields to find only Hakurin there, you are a bit early, so you figure sensei and Jimmaru will be a long soon enough. The two of you greet each other cheerily, and wait for the other two members of your team. >A) Tell Hakurin about your encounter with senesei>B) Remain quiet Sorry for any delay, had to take out the trash.
>>49229038This is correct, one-handed and no-handed seals to sync well with bukijutsu though.
>>49228966>>49228952>>49229038Hand seals skill can mean three things as far as I can tell.1) Doing handseals faster (Itachi could make handseals so fast he did it in the middle of throwing a cloud of shuriken without his opponent, who has a sharingan, noticing)2) Not having to do as many (Zabuza had to do 47 seals for a water dragon, Tobirama could just clap his hands, Sasuke starts out having to do seals for the chidori and later can just do it on command, Haku only needed one hand for ice jutsu, Naruto only used one hand for shadow clones)
>>49229038>>49229073God damn it. Then I fucked up with my vote.>>49229045>A) Tell Hakurin about your encounter with senesei Country, I thought Hand seals were the fucking Ink and paper shit.
>>49229066Ah thats true, didnt think about the applications of no-hand seals with weapons.Mainly because it's such a rare skill that the only known person was the third who was a prodigy when it came to jutsu.Would require a lot of time spent on but if anons could get behind it it could be good.
>>49229112I don't read moonrune. I read freedom, but if this >>49229066 happens its good.
>>49229108Hand Seals are your father's specialty. http://www.strawpoll.me/11133579
>>49229085there's a lot of confusion about seals in Naruto, because the english version translated at least four different things as "sealing".Hand-seals, seals, jutsu formula, and curse marks are all "sealing", but all completely different things.Hand seals are obvious,Jutsu formulas are written down hand seals for fast execution of complicated techniques,Seals are for "sealing" things away (like bijuu in jinchuuriki, weapons in scrolls, etc...),Curse marks are a type of ninjutsu that leaves lasting impressions and acts on conditions (AKA curses)
>>49229185ya I thought it was all one big branch. Then again I watched to the Fortress of death and Naruto getting Hinata. So its my fault.
>>49229185>Hand SealsAre Hand Seals>Jutsu FormulasI'm not sure what you mean by this, do you have some examples?>Seals for sealingIs Fuinjutsu>Curse marksAre JuinjutsuThere's also Jujutsu, which is kind of like Juinjutsu, but it's not well defined.
>>49229085Sorry for the delay, I'm a little busy tonight. >Writing now
>>49229254The scroll kakashi used in the Zabuza fight, the scrolls in the chun exams, the special kunai Minato used. They're all ninjutsu, but in written form. Kakashi used his scroll to instantly summon several dogs underground and have them spring out, the heaven and earth scrolls cast paralysing ninjutsuif opened prematurely and summoned a linked ninja if used in the tower, the special kunai acted as anchor points for spacetime ninjutsu, letting Minato teleport to them at will. As an aside, there's no ink involved in Fuinjutsu, just blood and chakra. Orochimaru and Minato both used seals just by slapping the ground and having them appear, and one Kakashi used on Sasuke was drawn entirely in his own blood because he wasn't good enough to just do it with no prep. Seals CAN be written down, carved into things, and tattooed, but only as a matter of planning and convienience, like Orochimaru tattooing himself with summoning seals so he could bring the snakes out even without being able to move his hands.
>>49229386>goes to take a shit>misses a voteGoddammit, and now Jiraiya's making us spill our spaghetti. Thanks, Jiraiya-sensei.
>>49229534Take my Spaghetti you whore.
>>49229386You drum up your confidence to tell Hakurin about your encounter the previous week with Hōōmaru-sensei and her supposed date who turned out to be her brother. When you finally do say something, Hakurin snaps out of her uncharacteristic quietness around you. What she says shakes you to the core. "I can't believe you would think Hōōmaru-sensei was dating her brother just because you and your sister are so involved!" she huffs at you. This is a full 360 from her greeting earlier and it confuses you. You start blustering to explain yourself when you're blinded by a flash. Jimmaru has jumped out of the bushes, camera in hand, and flashed a picture of your surprise. You feel sensei's hand on your shoulder, and spin to face her. "Nice work Hakurin," she says, cattily smiling at your teammate. You understand that your team was all involved in a conspiracy to embarrass you for how you embarrassed sensei last week. >A) Get over it>B) Plan something to get back at them
>>49229587Sorry, but I prefer big, beefy hot dogs to skinny, flimsy noodles like yours. :^|>>49229611>A)Thanks, Jiraiya-Sensei. :^|
>>49229611>B) Plan something to get back at themNah, Fuck that shit. We gonna beat her ass.
>>49229611AKnowing this quest what we do will probably backfire,hard.
So what animal do you guys think we have potential of getting a contract with so far?
>>49229676No summons, bad anon.
>>49229676I'm thinking Toad
>>49229687But anoooooon, wooolllllvves
>>49229676I knew this day would come.
>>49229611>B) Plan something to get back at themEventually
>>49229709You would faggetI'm thinking rats or owls but my inner tigers saying bunny rabbit
>>49229637>>49229657>Writing. >>49229657>Knowing this quest what we do will probably backfire,hard.
>>49229676So we don't really know how to interact with pepole are pretty good at fighting and are probably somewhat addicted to it (as shown by us trying to force Sensai to spar with us by attacking her) I don't know who that would fit
>>49229766Weak ass Rats, Owls and Rabbits. Fuck outta here. Toad or Snake is where it is at.
>>49229806Jiraiya don't underestimate rabbits. They can fuck your shit 20 different ways in 5 seconds
>>49229806Too old schoolThis the future son, lets summon robots or new-age AIDS
>>49229806>>49229822>>49229833>>49229871>>49229790How about we summon fucks to give about summoning. Oh wait, there aren't any!
>>49229911Clearly there are some due to the fucks shown by all the people you are replying to.>>49229871Pandas. Crocodiles. Bears.
>>49229911Well summoning is actually important,can lead to bullshit,a lot of top ninjas know it, and it can actually be useful. Though we probably won't impress any contract until we go to the forest of death
>>49229778You sigh, and figure that you're best off not plotting to get back at the rest of your team. You just shake your head, and apologize to Hōōmaru-sensei for assuming that the guy she was with with her boyfriend instead of her brother. After she makes you apologize a few times, clearly reveling in the trolling she put you through; Hōōmaru-sensei reveals what your newest mission is. You'll be going to the Land of Hot Springs to assassinate a target in the countryside there. You'll be departing tomorrow, and heading to this apparent drug lord's lavish manor in the conifer forests of the Land of Hot Springs. Your target leads in the distribution of illicit substances in the Lands of Hot Water, Lightning, Rice Paddies, and Water. Sensei gives your teammates leave to go, before apologizing to you one-on-one for the embarrassment you were dealt. When you get home, it's time to pack for tomorrow. >A) Pack light (5 kunai, 15 shuriken, 10 explosive tags, civilian clothing)>B) Pack medium (20 kunai, 50 shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, a civilian or a ninja outfit)>C) Pack heavy (35 kunai, 75 kunai, a roll of explosive tags, a pack of smoke bombs, a ninja outfit)And>What does your outfit consist of?And>Will you message Momo before heading out?
>>49230028BDress in normal ninja gear wear non descript no flashy clothes Tell her to not text us for the next few weeks or something like that
>>49230097I should have specified, but this won't take as long as your last mission.
>>49230028I'll just vote this guy.>>49230097
>>49230028>B) Pack mediumFlame shirt
>>49230097Second this except tell her will be away for a mission maybe?
>>49230119Still would help if shit hits the fan hard and we have to lay low
>>49230097this with an explanation to momo, that we're going on a mission, no details as to where or what for though.
>>49230028>B) Pack medium (20 kunai, 50 shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, a civilian or a ninja outfit)Wear a semi-pow key ninja outfit.Also let momo know we're going on a mission and where, but no other specifics
>>49230097>>49230133>>49230144>>49230167>>49230166You decide not to pack too much or too little when you get home, and pack a few dozen kunai and shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, and your tonfa. The next morning, shunshin'ing your way to the village's main gate, you message Momo that you'll be going on a mission for a while, and ask for her not to message you until you message her. She sends back a promise punctuated by "<3's" before you get to the village gate. For once, you're the last one to arrive, and Hakurin's byakugan are active when you get there. "So Kuro, how's the girlfriend?" she says with the most annoying expression and inflection. >A) Sarcastic>B) She's not my girlfriend>C) Something else
>>49230323>C) Something elseShe's alright, why do you ask?
>>49230323>A)"Better than your boyfriend."
>>49230323>C) Something elseI don't know, how are you?
>>49230323I'll back dice for once. >>49230438
>>49230363>>49230372>>49230438"She's just as good as your boyfriend," you tell her, "nonexistent." She deflates from her high horse, and Jimmaru high-fives you. Sensei gives and uncomfortable laugh, "I don't know if that was an amazing slam or cringe-worthy self-insult, Kuro..." You leave the village, heading for the Land of Hot Water, which you should reach within the day if you keep up a good pace. Your team travels in relative quiet, and you cross the border as the sun sets. You could set up camp now, or keep heading to the Village Hidden in Hot Springs, which you would reach late tonight. >A) Set up camp here>B) Keep going
>>49230588>B) Keep going
>>49230500>mfw Jiraiya backs me>>49230588>nonexistentJesus, Kuro, that hit too close to home even for my own insult.>B)
>>49230588>B) Keep goingMight as well
>>49230617>>49230620>>49230692>>49230699Your team continues on to the main village in the Land of Hot Water, the Village Hidden in Hot Springs. You reach there just before midnight, and everyone is so tired that you're ready to fall asleep as soon as your heads hit the pillows where ever you're staying. Sensei picks out a less than luxurious motel on the outskirts of the village, telling your team that you'll be heading out as soon as you're awake in the morning. The next morning, you awake to sensei shaking Jimmaru, who repeated tells her "Piss off mom, it's a Saturday, there is no academy!" Sensei looks over at you with a sinister glint in her eye. And asks if you would kindly help her wake up your teammate. You agree, and use weak water style to splash him awake. Jimmaru sits up and starts complaining to the both of you. After that diversion, you leave Hidden Hot Springs, and off to the target's manse deep in the humid, pine-covered hills of the Land of Hot Water. When you reach there, Hōōmaru-sensei gives your team your assignments. Jimmaru and Hakurin (using a new kind of contact to conceal her identity) will pose as servants, while sensei poses as a 'special employee' to infiltrate the manse. You will scout out the surrounding area to find weaknesses in the perimeter before sensei gives you the go-ahead to enter the residence, and do the deed when the time comes. Sensei hooks all of you up with small headsets, skin-tone, to communicate easily with each other. You hide in the treeline, a view over the front gate, and watch and listen in to the conversation. Sensei introduces the three of them and their roles, to the guard there, who lets them in, after saying that they got one thing wrong. Hōōmaru and Hakurins' roles are switched. >A) Do something about that>B) Follow orders, hang back>C) Something else
>We find the guy were supposed to kill>we have to fight ten jonin >we role several 100s and solo them all>the kage shows up>we solo him toOr>we roll a nat 1 and get ambushed and put into infinite genjustu prison
>>49230999>B) Follow orders, hang back
>>49230999BOur Sensai is posing as a prostitute isn't she
>>49231061She was supposed to
>>49230999>B) Follow orders, hang back"special employee"
>>49230999>B) Follow orders, hang backIt'll work itself out
>>49231027>>49231029>>49231061>>49231100>>49231129Letting your teammate possibly get prostituted>Writing
>>49231198For once, complete unity.
>>49231198Shes a whore anyway. Fuck'em, I'm bitter at the whole team anyway.
>>49231252>you guys voted for Kuro to call Sensei's brother her boyfriend>don't expect retribution for thatJiraiya-sensei, please.
>>49231277I didn't expect her to enlist our team-mates in making us look bad. I hope she gets knocked up too. I'm a bitter Drunk, I hope she is forced to retire and give birth as well.
>>49231198You hang back, though it pains you to do so. You camp out in the woods for a few days, avoiding patrols, probing the mansion's outer grounds, and waiting for sensei's signal. In many aspects, it's like this is your first solo mission. Listening to the chatter from the mansion, Hakurin stays mostly silent, and Jimmaru comments mostly on how hard it would be to get in, spending a lot of time outside due to being on the garden staff. Hōōmaru-sensei keeps everyone on-task, while trying her best to find a window to kill the target. You mostly chalk up on your survival skills and basics while waiting. After almost a week, longer than you expected, you see sensei's signal set off, and you skirt the property to get there. She talks to you through a small window in the basement. It's late at night, and now's your chance to sneak in and kill the target. >A) Sneak in, go straight for him>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible>C) Wait for a better chance
>>49231305Holy god, Jiraiya, calm down.
>>49231386>A) Sneak in, go straight for himIn and out before anyone even notices
>>49231386>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible>>49231403 I hope nobody supports the kid either and he ends up growing up bitter and old as well without a father to shitpost on N-Chan.
>>49231305That's it, you've lost your waifuing privileges for a month. Hakurin is getting hugged next time we see her and so is Momo when we see her at the Exams, and you can't stop it.>>49231386>A)
>>49231386>B) Sneak in, be as cautious as possible
>>49231445Make that 3 months, you shit. We're waifuing Hakurin and Momo and you can't stop it.
>>49231470>Waifuing 2 peopleOH NO, WHATEVER WOULD WE DO. CLEARLY I WOULD NEVER WANT THAT.
>>49231451>when we see her at the Exams
>>49231479Fuck, that's right, goddammit.Country, we need to punish Jiraiya without hurting the rest of us. What's your i->>49231495No, fuck off with your SEELE bullshit.
>>49231518Alright, I'll do that. I won't do that.
>>49231495>You thought it was Momo texting you, but it was I, the Kazekage!PUPPETEER OF THE HEART NO JUTSU!
>>49231538I feel you actually switch personalities when you post SEELE and Gendo pics and you're secretly plotting against your opposing personalities.
>>49231541While there is/will be such a thing as Heart Puppeteer Jutsu which isn't actual puppetry no, it's not the Kazekage, it's really her. For now.
>>49231518Betray me and fall for Country's plans Dice, WHO WILL YOU FOLLOW? Either way get in the fucking robot >>49231572When do we need to 'assassinate' the KazeKage's flower mate?
>>49231445Jiraiya calm down We would obviously be forced to support the kid since we're rich,probably have a bright future in ninjaing,probably won't abuse them,probably won't cursed seal them, and is her student
>>49231386>we just missed a week of hanging out in the woods texting with our waifu about our teammate getting gangbangedTears like raindrops, lost in the wind.
>>49231615That's even worse, Why would you take care of a whore's kid? Anon please, no Cucking in quest.
>>49231570That's ridiculous, Dice. >>49231445>>49231458>>49231505Roll me 1d20, first five count. How well you do is based on the rolls, more dice required but lower performance requirements because you chose caution.
>>49231596>Wanting to kill waifu for no reasonJiraiya I think you need to stop drinking
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>49231541Suna doesn't have muscular blonde men to my knowledge.That reminds me, can't remember if it was this quest where it was discussed, but the Raikage needs to be a blonde Aryan titty monster for reasons.>>49231572You're starting to turn into the Izaya to my Shizuo, Laze.>>49231596>useless kid who doesn't know what he wants and socially is a fucking hedgehogYeah, that fits me. I'll fall for Country's plans, I guess, since he's Gendo.>>49231640Fuck, now I'm gay for Kaworu!Country.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>49231640No Cucking permitted, and No gay angels either.>stuck on a 30 second timer.Fuck me
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>49231640
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>49231640
>>49231663I blame Jiraiya's comments towards Hakurin for this roll.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>49231640Oh boy
>>49231656Mate Flower as in her virgin body. Have you never heard the term?>>49231663betrayals gets you 1's, remember that Dice.
>>49231663>time to be extra cautious>trips on the windowframe and falls into the gong collection
>>49231663Now I need a 1d100 rolled. First three. 55 DC to win the fight, 70 to do so without raising any alarm.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>49231727THIS IS ALL DICES FUCKING FAULT.
>>49231701Because I tried to rebel against Gendo!Country and Gendo!Jiraiya while also trying to not be gay for Kaworu!Country.>>49231716You wanted Hakurin to become a gutter slut, I'm going to betray you for that regardless of roll.>>49231717I guess this mission has gong wrong now.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>49231727Go go!
>>49231667JIRAIYA THIS YOUR FALLUT. I BLAME YOU AND YOU WHOLE HEARTDLY. SENSAI IS GOING TO GET PREGNANT AND WERE GOING TO HAVE TO SUPPORT THE CHILD
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>49231727>>49231736Well, guess I'll just go back to being the useless Bull in Masks.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>49231727
>>49231758I can only accept the will of the dices, dice. You are a good man, so they speak.>>49231748But of course. Its always the man drinking, not the booze itself.
>>49231758You did it yay
>>49231758I would thank you Dice, but it's your fault you're in this situation in the first place. >Writing
>>49231758>>49231783>>49231786>I cause the gong-off fuck-up>I then fix it with a 95I don't know if the gods are merciful or simply pedantic. Also, I wouldn't use 'good man' to describe the person I am.
>>49231758And lo, the dice giveth and the dice taketh away. Praise be the dice.
>>49231796That's fair. Usually, if something goes wrong in my tabletop games, either I caused it when I fix it or I'm in no position to fix it so nothing new.
>>49231798Its not what you'd prefer Gutter Dumpster but the dice have willed it as you've been able to fix your mistake Dice.
>>49231826Trust me, this'll come back around to fuck us somehow. I just know it.
>>49231847You mean it'll come back around to fuck Hakurin.
>>49231847>we kill the kage's kid starting ninja war whatever-number-this-time
>>49231864>I can never fix my mistakes>Everything I do wrong eventually comes back to screw us over>There will never be a victory for us due to my fuck-ups>mfw
>>49231864Nah man don't cuck jimmaru he's kind of our only friend
>>49231871>Not wanting a world warIt's like you don't want to distinguish ourselves on the field of battle and temper our soul during the death of our friends and companions
>>49231796Sensei opens the window for you, her maid gloves leaving no fingerprints, and closes it as you head up the stairs to a side foyer. Your navy blue short-sleeved jumpsuit keeps you well concealed in the dark hallways, but being hard to see doesn't help when you walk face first into the back of a guard wandering the halls right after exiting the basement. Before the man reacts, you bury a kunai in his neck, and throw him down the stairs, where sensei will hide the corpse. You continue through the halls, evading a number of patrols. You have to wallwalk your way up a wall to the second floor, spidering your way around a staircase sneaking right past a guard patrolling with a drawn sword. Your way after that to the main bedroom is quite easy, you don't come close to anymore patrols, and get a short radio message from sensei that her and Jimmaru have made it out of the mansion. The master bedroom has surprisingly little security, and when you get in there the lights are off. Your target is in front of you, bearing down on Hakurin. The mogul of the underground is clothed only in a towel, and Hakurin is in her undergarments. It's a rather disturbing site. It seems he heard the door open. >A) Kill him before he turns (25)>B) Wait till he turns and kill him (10)>C) Kill him in the flashiest way possible (35)
>>49231945>A) Kill him before he turns (25)REEEE
>>49231945>A)No more. Also,>D)Once he's dead, apologize to Hakurin for taking so long and for seeing her like... this.
>>49231871Please, I don't intend for the war to be sparked in part one. Fucking up that badly is statistically impossible.
>>49231932As if he ever had a chance with Hakurin. He can pick her up on the rebound. >>49231945>C) Kill him in the flashiest way possible (35)
>>49231973>fucking up that bad is statistically impossibleCountry, please, remember who here just rolled a 1. Anything terrible is possible with me.
>>49231945>A) Kill him before he turns (25)
>>49231932You have plenty of friends. Shirou, sensei, Hakurin, Jimmaru, Momo, Nemui, Chuui, Sakutai, Ryuko, tentatively Tenburo.
>>49232003I feel like we're just that awkward guy they keep around out of pity excluding Momo who for some reason likes us.
>>49232023Hakurin is the Girl who has the ALL SEEING EYES, Right? Isn't she 11/12 like us, The fuck?
>>49232040Hakurin is twelve, you're eleven. Momo is ten
>>49232040Hakurin is the Hyuga pervert. All Hyuga are perverts, do not deny the truth.
>>49232065Oh ya no, We're gonna kill his ass for touching our female. I'd also rather not explain to the Clan heads what happened to there daughter on the first assassination mission.
>>49232080Must protect waifus, always protect waifus.Waifus are Hakurin, Momo, and Sensei. Must protect waifu trio.
>>49232099You mean Sensei, Momo, and Shirou The TRUE trinity!
>>49231966>>49231970>>49232000>>49232017Reveal to me your 1d100's! First three.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>49232165SATAN GUIDE MY DICK
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>49232156>Fucking our sisterAnon, would you fuck your sister IRL? No? Okay, then stop trying to fuck Kuro's sister. :^|>>49232165
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>49232165H-here I go
>>49232099>>49232156>Multiple waifusThat's it, you just killed your mom.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>49232165
>>49232196Our mother dones't want a big family? Shitty Mom then.
>>49232188Yes.>>49232196We are the Transmigration of Jiraiya
>>49232188Stop making assumptions.
>>49232193Well, you succeeded, that's better than me on most occasions.>>49232196That's it, I'm betraying you for Jiraiya. Nah, I would prefer just waifuing Momo honestly.>>49232211>anon admits to wanting to fuck his sisterOkay then.
>>49232196>Walk into the house>Sweet talking three different women>One of them is our sensei>The other is our sister>The third is some foreign shinobi whose mouth is practically glued to our neck>All are blushing and giggling and saying innuendos>Mom's in the kitchenWat do, /tg/?
>>49232196.....and now dads broken forever. After he had just been notified that he would probably become the next hokage. Now he has to quit ninjaing to work on the restaurant chain so our family dosen't lose our house
>>49232188>Dice gets highest roll againSocial rolls soon guys, rip Kuro's shitty social standing
>>49232250No, just wait. My luck will reverse and go back into the gutter.
>>49232156>>49232211 Anon your the reason mom died
>>49232240Clearly I get the fuck up for another bottle of Whiskey and keep on with the Quest.>>49232237Dice, we can have ALL the women. Stop denying your desires as Alpha. >>49232242We might carry pasta in our pockets, but we're trained ninja. Protection duty for all the ladies.
>>49232270>AlphaI didn't realize sad pieces of shit could be Alphas.
>>49232181>>49232188>>49232193You run the bastard through with the guard's sword you picked up, lodging the blade firmly into his back, through his lung and heart, and out the front of his chest. You apologize to Hakurin for seeing her like this, and taking so long, before asking if she's okay. She confirms she is, and is immensely grateful to you. She throws a slip on that she apparently got here on before hugging you. You tell sensei via radio that the mission is accomplished, and that you and Hakurin are ready to leave. She gives you the go ahead. >Roll me 1d20's to stealth out, first six this time around.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>49232282Grab life by the balls Dice, and step forward into glory. Hold your chest high and get all the bitches, or get a good job and find a nerdy wife. Either way, You're the top for somebody,>>49232302rip
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>49232302
>>49232270Jiraiya stop drinkingStop being a harem shitKeep worshiping pasta
>>49232282>>49232269>>49232250>>49232242Maybe I should stop posting Eva and Kyubey images. It may be affecting morale.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>49232302
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>49232302
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>49232302>>49232324Its not, keep doing it.
>>49232324What's your favorite...Scary movie?
>>49232319Anon, Man's best friend is Whiskey and women. Or a combination of those, even more so when you work in the sun all day out in the country.>>49232324Just kill the guy in the front of the squad and moral will return.
>>49232319Told you, Jiraiya, right back to shit with me.>>49232324Nah, that's just me in general.
>>49232324No it's fine
>>49232350Alien probably. >I just need two more rolls.
>>49232353Fine than you can keep the whiskeyJust stop being a harem shit
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>49232382
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>49232302
>>49232350Has Sword Art Online released a movie yet? If so, that one.>>49232353My best friends are tabletop games, video games, and tabletop friends who put up with my shittiness.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>49232382
>>49232407Its okay Dice, I'm your friend now. Wither you like it or fucking not >>49232388Get Trips and I'll stop.
>>49232424Why do you choose shitty people for friends? Does the shit just attract you?
>>49232314>>49232318>>49232328>>49232339>>49232344>>49232402I need 3d100's. First three. DC 45 to win, 60 to stay hidden while winning.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>49232440SATAN GUIDE MY DICK
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>49232440
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>49232440
>>49232437Because even shitty people are humans Dice and need friendship. Otherwises they hang themselves and nobody finds out until the body starts stinking. >>49232464Well Oh mother fucking k. Good job anon.
>>49232459>Got a 4 on a d20>Now a 26 on a d100.Told you, Jiraiya-sensei, I fucked up.>>49232464Now the luck has gone to you.
>>49232505Shh Dice, We all get bad rolls. Besides Country isn't gonna kill us on the FIRST 1. Only on the second.
>>49232458>>49232459>>49232464>3d100Okay now, try again.
Rolled 69, 28, 13 = 110 (3d100)>>49232557COUNTRY WHY?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>49232557SATAN GUIDE MY DICK
Rolled 45, 48, 44 = 137 (3d100)>>49232541Just wait.>>49232557
Rolled 42, 60, 42 = 144 (3d100)>>49232557Damn you! be more specific!
>>49232541>Country isn't gonna kill us on the FIRST 1. Only on the second.Not until the Chunin Exams.
>>49232564>>49232573>>49232576Well, you only barely failed the last one...>Writing
>>49232607Oh god, Are we gonna get molested by Perv-Clan? I was ill-prepared for this. You said 3d10, Everything was 100+?
>>49232578If you think I'm worried about you killing us on 1s in the Chunin Exams, you don't understand what I care about.Please don't hurt Momo. Kill Kuro if you have to, just don't hurt Momo.
>>49232636>implying Momo won't be the one killing usAll's fair in love and war, and the chunin exams are BOTH!
>>49232714That's fine, as long as our prime directive is not violated.>filename related to the prime directive.
>>49232728Your out of your mind.If that bitch comes at us, kuros gonna grind her head against a tree til theres nothing but a bloody red paste
>>49232728I'd rather fuck her mouth.
>>49232728But wouldn't she be disappointed if we didn't really try our hardest to murder her? >>49232751That'll just turn her on!
>>49232728Why do I suddenly feel like punching someone through the chest?
>>49232728We need to try and murder her i the Exams, because its our job. She'll do the same to us, then afterwords High-five.
>>49232759Chrushing her head into a gory mush would turn her on?The fuck is wrong with her?!
>>49232751No, fuck you. She loves us too much to attack us.>>49232756No, bad, anon, bad. Just awful.She would probably be up for it.>>49232771Because Aizen should die for bullying Momo.>>49232781Stop encouraging beating up the girl I like, Jiraiya, I know you're just trying to have her "accidentally" killed by us.
I don't see why people hate Momo.She's in a worse situation than we are. Not only is she socially awkward, but she also isn't a particularly powerful combatant. We should endeavor to be her friend, just like we hope others would endeavor to be ours.
>>49232805I don't want her to die though? Its honestly just unfair of us to treat somebody any different because we'd have 'feelings' towards her. She'd want us to go all out and I plan on voting for said option because its the respectful thing to do. Favoritism kills.
>>49232819>Just her friend>Not her partner and the only person who understands her well enough to want to love herCome on, anon, if you want to love her, then love her.
>>49232607You fall upon the first guard you come by, right outside his master's chambers. You drive a kunai across the man's throat and push him into the room before rushing down the hall, towards the window you'll escape from. You go through the window, but Hakurin has to push a guard through after you, the man landing three stories below, though he lands in a flowerbed, not raising any alarm. You and Hakurin rush to the wall, where you'll jump from and escape back into the woods, eventually heading back into the Land of Fire under cover of darkness. You both prepare to jump, before a large fist sails into your stomach. A guard has found you, and the alarm has been raised. You aim to kick him, but he manages to sweep your leg, knocking you off the wall. You brace yourself, escaping with minimal damage, aside from a few bruises. The guard follows in short order, landing on his head with a sickening crack. Hakurin lands next to him, and offers a hand to help you up. You accept, and dart off into the woods, meeting sensei and Jimmaru after nearly an hour of travel. Hōōmaru-sensei shows you a map, explaining that you'll skirt around Hidden Hot Springs, and reenter the Land of Fire early tomorrow morning. The plan goes accordingly, and your tired group crosses the border just after five am that morning. Sensei pushes you onward, and you make it to the Hidden Leaf by the early afternoon. Normally you wouldn't sleep at one pm, but you're too exhausted when you do get home. The next morning, there's a message to your team from Hōōmaru-sensei, telling you all to meet in front of Hokage Monument at 10am. >A) That's too early... message her back requesting to meet later>B) They know where I live, they'll find me... >C) Go there at the appointed time>D) Something else
>>49232805That is cute, you're gonna get us killed by her. Then she'll have to live with having killed the only person that could have loved her, you're a monster.>>49232819I think thats just people trying to hard friend zone her. soon as a girls chosen it should loosen up.
>>49232850>D)Send Momo a message saying that we're back and that we're okay.>C)
>>49232850>>C) Go there at the appointed time
>>49232850>CGg somebodyfucked us
>>49232858>the only person that could have loved her,She does have parents. >>49232838>Favoritism kills.Good thing I don't show favoritism. >>49232805>She would probably be up for it.As up for that as any ten year old would be.>>49232771You stabbed the druglord through the back, a la Aizen.
>>49232850>C) Go there at the appointed time
>>49232905In eight years, she'll be up for it, Laze.
>>49232924I mean, she's a ninja, so she's legal. But that doesn't change the fact she's ten.
>>49232924Why the fuck did I just call you Laze... Sorry, Country. ;;>>49232933Again, in eight years, and again, sorry for calling you Laze.
>>49232905So she also has a weird family love thing going on like with kuro and his sister? fuck, maybe kuro and momo are made for each other.>You stabbed the druglord through the back, a la Aizen.Nice
>>49232962>head-pats for Momo>protect dat smile>>49232976Hi, Wheel.
>>49232933Well i mean shes a ninja at 10. Killing people... shes a fucking adult.
>>49232997This is what happens when you try to protect smiles.
>>49232949It's fine, I thought you meant it as some sort of insult, or that Laze was a stickler for no statutory or something. I do enjoy his quests though.>>49233039No necessarily.
>>49233039>unlovable because of all our screw-ups>only hurt the people who do care when we try to protect them>mfw>>49233048I think it's just because I juggle quests with tabletop and college classes so sometimes the wires just get crossed.Also, just wait, the one 100 I roll in this quest will be one that accidentally kills Momo by being too good.
>>49233109Your transformation will then be completed Dice. All by killing the one you care about most. You'll join me in the bottle of sorrows.
>>49233130>implying my life isn't already me drowning in self-criticism and doubt as I wonder what I'm doing in college or what I'll even do with degrees in History and Political Science.Come on, man, I thought you were my friend.
>>49232872>>49232888>>49232898>>49232908>>49232976You drag yourself out of bed to get there at the appointed time, and find that only sensei is there. You greet her after sending a quick message to Momo, stating that you're back, and immediately get flooded by her tildes, hearts, cat faces, and other emoticons and elated celebrations. Sensei greets you happily, somehow not sleep tired from the mission. She hands you an envelop with 150,000 Ryo inside, payment for the mission, and offers you an additional prize for killing the target. She even lets you choose the prize. >A) Something you really want (What?)>B) Something for the team>C) A kiss>D) Dinner, alone>E) Something else
So does Hakurin have a cursed seal?>pinwheel eyes>swastika forehead brand>blond, blue eyed edgy kid wearing a black trenchhcoat
>>49233180No, she's the Clan Head's daughter. Also Jimmaru may be unable to get the sharingan. And you're not blonde so much as pale-brown haired.
>>49233167you're ensuring a future Dice. More then i did as my job field dies>>49233177>b
>>49233177OH GOD THE CHOICESI THOUGHT I WAS READY BUT I'M NOT
>>49233177>B) Something for the team
>>49233177>E) Something for Hakurin. She...did some shit back there. She deserves it.
>>49233177Country, change my vote here >>49233203 to this. >>49233241
>>49233241>>49233268She didn't do anything, and told you as much.
>>49233274Goddammit, then back to>B)Sorry for being a fuck, Country.
>>49233177>C) A kissFuck it, who dares wins!
>>49233213Also, I actually find work in politics unappealing because I can't put up with the bullshit behind the scenes, and I don't want to be a teacher because I can only imagine the frustration I would endure working with students of any age. That leaves historian, museum employee, and maybe... Think Tank researcher?
>>49233314Our relationship with sensei is already... not the best.
>>49233203>>49233213>>49233232>>49233270>>49233296Something for the team! Any ideas? I'll give three minutes for ideas. I'll pick the best one. >>49233362She doesn't not like you, she just likes messing with you. She thinks she's even with you for embarrassing her in front of her brother.
>>49233384Shit, someone come up with something. I've got nothing.
>>49233384Obviously more training. The more needless danger the better!
>>49233351>Implying think tanks aren't paid to drown in knowing all the angles, tribal tides, feuds for what ever.I mean you could.You'd still deal with some of the shit directly though.And it's be your job to not turn a blind eye on being aware
>>49233384>Any ideas?No freaking D-ranks for the rest of our lives. Or at least for 1 month.
>>49233427>>49233402Yeah, I'll think of something. >Writing
>>49233384Screw it, lets have a party together or something so we can relax as a team and as friends.
>>49233466Actually learning jutsu with sensei, instead of being left to our own devices as far as training goes.
>>49233466You thank Hōōmaru-sensei for retrieving the payment, and think about what you want as a gift. You could request something of her to embarrass or fluster her... no. Something for yourself? No, that's too selfish. You could ask for more training, but that's not really a gift, more just something a sensei is supposed to do... Then it comes to you. "Say, Hōōmaru-sensei, how about a party? For the team, and maybe friends? Something to allow us to relax, and have some fun." She agrees, saying that it would be a great deal of fun to plan and have a party, ruffling your hair. Hakurin and Jimmaru arrive in short order, both rather bedraggled. Hōōmaru-sensei tells them about the party, and both are as excited as they can be, as tired as they are. You start to go your separate ways, no one besides sensei really having any energy. Something comes to you though, and you catch up with her in short order. "Sensei, could I ask you for one more thing?"What do you ask for?>A) Ninjutsu training>B) Genjutsu training>C) Never mind>D) Something else
>>49233573>B) Genjutsu trainingOur weak spot. We need to be able to defend against genjutsu so that waterfucker doesn't keep ganking us.
>>49233603If you mean Kaya, then good idea. If you mean Jensho, then that won't help. Not that you would know that.
>>49233573>A) Ninjutsu trainingAlso we don't have a kek gek?
>>49233573>A)Time to get lolis TERMINALLY WET!
>>49233618Doesn't matter. We've shown a particular weakness to genjutsu. It's the only thing we've failed at as hard as social interactions.
>>49233624No, you don't have a kekkai genkai. That you know of. Yet.
>>49233618Isn't it difficult to resist the Sharingan no matter what your Genjitsu experience is?>>49233634We already do that to Momo, man, calm down.
>>49233573>B) Genjutsu training
>>49233640Lets be honest, we'll never figure it out unless it becomes a plot point or something. Jiraiya already leads us down the wrong path.>>49233638>as hard as social interactions>social interactions, the thing that we constantly fuck up at regardless of rollsNo, trust me, we don't fuck up as bad with Genjutsu as we do with social interactions.
>>49233573>B) Genjutsu trainingYeah, it's kinda necessary. I'd say train social, but I don't think that's a thing.
>>49233573>B) Genjutsu trainin
>>49233686>sensei, teach me how to talk to girls without getting into a fistfight
>>49233573>B>>49233675I'm not the one leading us down the wrong path. I'm leading us down the path to ensure our blood lines survival.
>>49233603>>49233656>>49233686>>49233707You ask if sensei can help you train in genjutsu. She agrees, and tells you to meet her on top of Hokage Monument tomorrow. She says that she has actual ninja business today, but promises to actually instruct you tomorrow. You go back home, where you're alone again, mom at work, dad and Shirou on missions. You don't do anything but watch tv and message Momo and some other friends. You turn in early that night, because you of your tiredness from your mission. The next morning, you make yourself breakfast, your cooking skill returned, before meeting sensei on top of Hokage Monument. You're alone in a corner of the park atop the mountain, and Hōōmaru-sensei says that you'll start with resistance training. Suddenly it's almost unbearably hot, and the sky is red. You're in a genjutsu. >Roll 1d100 to escape, first five, DC 60.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>49233844
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>49233844
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>49233844
>>49233844>>49233853>>49233862QUICKLY EVERYONE!GIVE THE DICE YOUR ENERGY!RAISE YOUR HANDS!
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>49233844Fucking genjutsu REEEE
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>49233844rip, also back.
>>49233870>>49233889>>49233892Good job, anons.
Do I really have to miss every roll?
>>49233870>>49233889>>49233892You break the genjutsu with a pulse of chakra, pretty quickly. Hōōmaru-sensei seems surprised and pleased at this, but explains that her visual genjutsu aren't as potent as someone with the sharingan. She then says that next, she'll be going over contact genjutsu, which is much harder to break out of. You figure that this is what Jensho used on you, and nod when she asks if you're ready. When Hōōmaru places her hand on your forearm, you fall into a less damaging, but obviously higher-difficulty genjutsu. >Roll to break out, 1d100, first seven, DC 75
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>49234007AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>49234007REEEEEEEE
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>49234007
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>49234007you do some of the most half-assed descriptions I've ever read sometimes
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>49234007
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>49234007
>>49234039So, uh, what's a crit look like to break out of a genjutsu?
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>49234007
>>49234057Might send some sort of feedback to the genjutsu user that shocks them mentally?
>>49234057Get a trait that makes it easier for us to break out of genjutsu in the future
>>49234039Nice job. And I missed again.
>>49234057It looks like our adaptation Kekkei Genkai going off.
>>49234073This, I think.
>>49234057Clearly something like this >>49234076>>49234083
>>49234031>Lord Jiraiya adopts my Rees I am both humbled and honored
>>49234157It was a time of need Anon, So I had to go with the greatest weapon known to Man AND monkey. Genjutsu is a terrible curse upon this land.
>>49234183I thought the terrible curse of this quest was my shitty rolls?
>>49234198More like "all rolls are shitty outside of combat".
>>49234031>>49234039>>49234073You pulse your chakra again, but this time localize it where the contact is made, sending a shock through Hōōmaru-sensei's system, the genjutsu feeding back into her mind. Hōōmaru-sensei steps back, holding her head as you break out, and tells you that you did well. She tells you that next, you'll be trying out the genjutsu on her, and takes her place across the corner of the park from you. You stare into each others eyes. >A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80)>B) Use a standard genjutsu (65)>C) Use Clone Jutsu and False Sight (50)>D) Something else
>>49234295>A)Go big or go home. Speaking of that, I'm going on to bed probably since I have a lecture I have to attend tomorrow.
>>49234295>A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80)ALL IN! BIG MONEY!
>>49234295>A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80)HAAAAA
>>49234295>A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80)
>>49234295>A) Use the most powerful genjutsu you know (80) Go big or go home baby
>>49234295>80What IS the most powerful one we know?It's reverse harem isn't it?
>>49234313Well then, good night, Dice.
>>49234328Just some standard psychological torture your sister taught you.
>>49234313Night Dice, and good luck mate.
Holy shit this is still running
>>49234313>>49234314>>49234317>>49234318>>49234321>>49234328Roll me those 1d100's, first four.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>49234353>beam all our most embarrassing moments into our sensei's brain>ask our sister what went wrong>"what do you mean went wrong? It always seems to work for me!" >>49234401
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>49234401Try not to get too torturey
>>49234394Yeah, and I plan to continue for a while. The last two were a shortened side story. Welcome to the thread fourstar.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>49234401
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>49234401
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>49234412Rolla!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>49234401Ded
>>49234412>>49234418>>49234424>>49234428>WritingAnd going with >>49234412>>49234432Wheel, come on now.
>>49234418>One passing roll>Gives mercy to senseiRNGesus for sensei waifu, more on this at 11
>>49234432Meant to >>49234401But missed anyways.
>>49234460WHAT HAVE I DONE>this moment just makes the genjutsu EVEN STRONGER
>>49234460You try out the most advanced genjutsu you know, a somewhat standard psychological trick that Shirou taught you. You disrupt sensei's chakra system via ocular contact, showing her the images that Shirou showed you when she taught you it. Apparently they're images from Shirou's most embarrassing moments, and they keep sensei frozen for almost two minutes. When Hōōmaru-sensei manages to break out of it, she shudders. "Kuro, I don't know who taught you that," she walks over to you and puts her hand on your shoulder, looking into your eyes, "but I'm sorry you had to see those images." She smiles to you, "But great job with that genjutsu." She trains you for quite a bit, boosting your resistance to genjutsu, and tiring you out incredibly. You collapse at the end of the day, from all the chakra-draining exercise sensei and you did, and sensei carries you home. She props you up on the couch, before checking the time. She huffs that she's late for dinner at home as you wake up. >A) Offer to cook for her >B) Let it alone
>>49234581>A) Offer to cook for her
>>49234581>>A) Offer to cook for herReturn of the Zestkage?
>>49234581>>A) Offer to cook for herWhat doesn't kill you makes you stronger
>>49234581>A) Offer to cook for herSurely nothing can go wrong! And if it does it's just more fuel for the genjutsu.
>>49234581Offer to cook for her.
>>49234590>>49234597>>49234601>>49234613>>49234614>>49234651Well then. >A) Cook something quick, but with a lot of flare (50)>B) Cook something simple and quick (15)>C) Cook a classic Leaf dish (65)>D) Cook something complex (80)>E) Just throw something frozen in the oven (8)
>>49234660>D) Cook something complex (80)WILL WE ONCE MORE RETURN TO THE KINGDOM OF FLAVOR?
>>49234660>>C) Cook a classic Leaf dish (65)
>>49234660>D) Cook something complex (80)GIVE ME FLAVOR OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>49234660>D) Cook something complex (80)We cannot fail twice, right? Right?
>>49234660>D) Cook something complex (80)I ride to FLAVORTOWN, SAVORY AND RICH
>>49234660>D) Cook something complex (80)
>>49234667>>49234679>>49234695>>49234699Well then, 1d100. First five. Should have listened to fourstar.
>>49234660>A) Cook something quick, but with a lot of flare (50)Objectively the best sort of meal to cook for someone in this situation.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>49234739
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>49234739Oh holy flavor that art in flavortown, hallowed be thy name, deign to alight in this unworthy one's kitchen
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>49234739Flavor God Roll!
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>49234739ikr
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>49234739FLAVOR RETURN TO MY FINGERS. AND ADD SOME WHISKEY.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>49234739Its like you people haven't learned from the last time we cooked
Rolled 59 (1d100)I'm partial to Sichuan.
>>49234752thank you dear sir.
>>49234752YOU SAVED THE DAY
>>49234752PRAISE FLAVOR!PRAISE DICE!PRAISE WAIFUS! TAKE THAT BITCH DOWN TO FLAVORTOWN!
>>49234752You're so smug with your high rolls and passing the DC.
>All these anons wanting flavor when sensei would have enjoyed a traditional meal moreI don't even like her
>>49234792Might I suggest huíguōròu? It's a very popular Chinese dish, very flavorful.
>>49234803AIN'T NO BRAKES ON THE FLAVORTRAIN! SHE'S GOING ON A TRIP TO CULINARY ECSTASY WHETHER SHE WANTS TO OR NOT!
>>49234828Guy Fieri a shit.
>>49234803Many culinary traditions have very simple but flavorful dishes, most notably (at least internationally) Sichuan and Hunan. It's actually not that difficult to do well when you know what you're doing and have the right ingredients.
>>49234752You ask Hōōmaru-sensei if she would like to have dinner here, and tell her that you're a more than capable cook. You decide to make twice-cooked pork for the two of you. You retrieve a pork belly from the restaurant in the pantry, and boil it, before stir-frying it with various vegetables, along with soy sauce, and culinary wine. All this time, sensei is sitting at the kitchen table, playing something mobile, and idly chatting with you. She complements the dish's aroma as you cook it, and even apologizes for a rumbling stomach once. You both laugh it off before serving her a plate. She digs in at the first bite, and you also eat quickly, though not with as much fervor. You talk about your team, and your missions, but when you come to your siblings, she reveals that her and her brother were close, but he has little time to spend with her since he started doing corporate work for their father. She again apologizes for lashing out at you that night, and you apologize to her for that, and tell her about you and your sister's relationship. You made just enough pork for the both of you, and when you're both done, you serve a bowl of tiramisu gelato (store bought) to her, and one to you. You both finish before she has to go, thanking you for the meal, and a good one-on-one training session. You bid her goodnight, and head to bed yourself, tired from your training. Sensei messages your team as a group with a choice: another mission before the party, or have it sooner. Jimmaru voted not to go on a mission first, while Hakurin voted for a mission first. You're the tiebreaker. >A) Mission first>B) No mission first
>>49235016>>A) Mission first
>>49235016>A) Mission first
>>49235027>>49235040>>49235050>>49235051>>49235114>>49235122No fun for Kuro. Follow up vote, what rank?>A) 5 D-ranks>B) A C-rank>C) Another B-rank>D) An A-rank>E) An S-rankVoting C, D, and E all require rolls.
>>49235146>E) An S-rankI regret nothing.
>>49235146>>B) A C-rank
>>49235146>D) An A-rankI want to get absolutely wrekt, but I think we'd have to genjutsu the Hokage to get an S-rank.
>>49235146>E) An S-rankRolls are love.
>>49235146>>E) An S-rank
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>49235170>>49235197>>49235207>>49235269>>49235276>>49235294Looks like I'm flipping a coin. 1 is C-rank, 2 is S-rank
>>49235314Oh thank kami
>>49235314Nooooooo! Why Country!
>>49235314GOD DAMN IT, RIP.
>>49235314There goes the hopes of starting a world war
>>49235197>>49235207>>49235276>>49235314You vote for another mission, and Hōōmaru-sensei gives you the options for either a couple of D-rank missions, or another C-rank mission. Your team unanimously agrees to take the C-rank mission. After about half an hour, Hōōmaru-sensei informs the three of you that you'll be going on an escort mission to the Land of Waves. Your client is high-profile, and apparently a former higher-up ninja. This is an exciting prospect, without the risk of a B-rank or the bore of a delivery mission. Your team chats about it for a while, and you tell Momo that you'll be in the Land of Waves next week. She responds that she's currently in Hidden Mist on a mission, and should pass through the Land of Waves on the way back. Her excitement at the prospect of meeting you again knows only the bounds of the character limit. You have four days off, you could train or relax. >A) Train in one field intensely (Specify)>B) Train in two fields moderately (Specify)>C) Train in three or more fields lightly (Specify)>D) Take some time off, spend quality time with people (Who?)>E) Something else
>>49235146>B) A C-rank
>>49235323>>49235328>>49235342>>49235362Well, the DCs for your team would have been 95, 99, and 100 to convince them to undertake an S-rank mission.
>>49235457>>A) Train in one field intensely (Specify)Hand SealsI want that finger speed
>>49235457>>49235476>A) Train in one field intensely (Specify)HandsealsFINGER STRENGTH!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>49235457>B) Train in two fields moderately (Swords and the Hand-seals that go with it that you said earlier.)>>49235475OHRLY?
>>49235475We could do it
>>49235546>>49235506>>49235476Gonna show Momo your new finger skills. I'm not sorry.>Writing>>49235563>>49235568Okay then, show me though 3d100's, first three, aforementioned DC.
>>49235563You;re doing it wrong, it would have been 3d100
Rolled 99, 29, 31 = 159 (3d100)>>49235588SHOW ME THE POWER OF MY FINGER BLASTERS DICE GODS.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>49235588
Rolled 34, 13, 18 = 65 (3d100)>>49235588I can't wait to show her our finger skills
Rolled 14, 16, 1 = 31 (3d100)>>49235592>>49235588Whoops
>>49235588>>49235599Sorry, misunderstood. It's late.On the other hand, dubs.
Rolled 89, 81, 57 = 227 (3d100)>>49235588So fail.
>>49235597>>49235602>>49235604So Jimmaru's totally onboard, Hakurin is against it, and Sensei beats us up again.
Rolled 67, 93, 13 = 173 (3d100)>>49235609I should stop, but I won't
>>49235629Switch Hakurin and Jimmaru actually.
>>49235647We must have impressed her with our masculine aura.
>>49235647I know why shes on board, What do you do on missions you might die?
>>49235691>>49235705>>49235707It ain't called S-rank for nothing.
>>49235722Your a good man anon. A good man.>>49235707LEWD, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD.
>>49235588>mfw all this bullshit about an S-Rank mission
>>49235588You train hand seals with your father, improving your speed with the jutsu you know, and he even teaches you how to enhance the power of your ninjutsu, by adding additional hand seals. This will slow down your casting speed, but with that already increased, it means that your enhanced jutsu can be cast at the speed of your regular jutsu before. Your father also helps you learn the staff and tonfa, though not with hand seals, as that's incredibly advanced stuff. By the end of the four days, you're a more skilled ninjutsu user due to your increased knowledge in hand seals. Your dad even got started on teaching you Shadow Clone Jutsu, which is highly dependent on chakra control. You again, meet your team by the front gate to the Hidden Leaf Village. Hōōmaru-sensei tells you that your client will be along shortly. She was wrong, and your client arrives an hour late, escorted by two baggage carriers. You recognize the client vaguely. He's a relative of Sakutai, a great-uncle or something. Jimmaru bows deeply to him when he arrives, and asks what he requested your team for. The salt-and-pepper haired Uchiha looks down at him with coal-black eyes, "I'm going to find my son." >End thread
>>49235783So, time for a post-thread.
>>49235793Will Momo be s̶a̶t̶i̶s̶f̶i̶e̶d̶ impressed by our finger skills?
>>49235807You think her opinion matters when we get ahold of her or any of them.
>>49235807I'm sure we'll use our finger skills to get her soaked.
>>49235783>Hōōmaru-senseiI feel like she's best girl, but honestly? I can't recall ever having a clear idea what she even looks like.
>>49235783So we leave him to die when? Because all Uchiha's must go.
Thanks for running.
>>49235839I know I've described her before. She has long blue hair, blue eyes, white, cat-ish. >>49235807>>49235825That's up to the Dice Gods. Looks like the polls disagree with Momo being best girl...>>49235857Thanks for coming. >>49235849Go back to being exploded, Danzo.
So guys, what's our game plan with Momo? She's 10 right now so we'll have to play the long game.We all agree she'll eventually move to the leaf right? We're not moving Kuro to the desert?
>>49235861>>49235866Make the Leaf Great again.>>49235872Anon, its WAY to fucking early to be route-locking in any fashion. At this point we're just being a good friend, because she'd probally go fucking insane if we didn't talk to her every now and again.
>>49235872>Implying I'd let you move to that sandy hellholeNot saying I'd railroad, but the bullet train only runs out of Suno.
>>49235872There's won't be a desert by the time we're finished with her, just a swamp. Momo is for fighting, Sensei is for loving.
>>49235896Could we end up setting up a village in Land of Samurai? I know there isn't a ninja village there and you said we won't visit in this first arch, but... the Flavor village has to pop up somewhere and they gotta enjoy good flavor up there.
>>49235923When I said part I meant before the first big timeskip. Which there are at least three arcs before.
>>49235889I'd usually agree with you, o wise sage, but unless a girl shows up that is literally perfect, I think most anons are ready to board the Momo train. And it's a one way ticket.
>>49235939Oh we're farrrr the fuck off then.
>>49235939Night Country, My whiskey is out and I think a 3rd bottle might kill me. See ya next time and don't forget to archive.>>49235949Are you telling me anon you can't twist a woman to make her accept others? We're fucking ninja, and shes trying to hop down our throat. We can do it if need be. well aware I'm a terrible person but this is a quest and not real life
>>49235992Night Jiraiya, don't worry though, I already archived. >>49235949No refunds.
>>49235866You know what, I just remembered that every Uchiha bar four or so are descended from Sakura. Where do I buy my MKGA gear?