Shinobi Quest #35This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, the Preliminaries of the Third Round of the Chunin exam had begun! After a promise to Nori, Tsuki and Company watched their peers face off in single combat to determine who would move on to the next round- with some fights being more one sided others.Pulling the Number 5, Tsuki was matched with the Sound Genin, Dosu. Undergoing a plan to taunt Dosu into revealing his strengths, Tsuki was able to skillfully avoid the enemy Shinobi’s attacks. Eventually, using his own anger against him, she was able to defeat Dosu by unleashing a combination of her Great Fireball and Lightning Strike techniques.The clear victor, Tsuki resumed watching as the fights continued, until it reached something she had been dreading….
Any garaa fags exist out there?
>>49122876Oh boy, time again for ohohohodventures
>>49122900If he'll take our name and join our village then yes, too bad that will never happen
>>49122914Not that guy, but I wouldn't mind seeing something different.
“Genin with the number EIGHT, please come forward into the arena!” he calls.Hinata takes a deep breath, and heads down- looking across the arena, you feel a knot form in your gut.“Hinata Hyuuga vs. Neji Hyuuga!”Your grip on the guiding rails tighten- Neji.There was no way Hinata was ready for this.... or is she?Your teammate continues down into the ring, her face a mask.No. You must cheer her on! You'll be damned if your friend is beaten by that lout!"GOOOO! HINATA!" you cheer at the top of your lungs.------------------------------------------------
>>49122900Non crazy Gaara is great. But the issue is that he would have to take our name and join Leaf like >>49122917 says and I don't see that happening.
>>49122947Can't wait to see neji get body slammed 20 times the get hit by the piledriver on top of the steel chair
>>49123000Well...his village is afraid of him and he fucking hates them, maybe there is something that could be swung there.
>>49123047>The Sand letting go of a son of a Kage>Thats a Jinchuruki>EverWe have a better chance of Minato switching to Roots point of view
>>49123047The issue with that is a lot of the reason he becomes less crazy and sociopathic is that he comes to terms with his village and they become less afraid.
>>49123000If we get enough people to be nice to him and convince him hard enough he would probably leave his village and join the leaf which would also mean the Sand gets turned into a complete hellhole
>>49123047No chance in hell anon. Hes literally the son of the kage.
>>49123116It'd still be pretty bad politically.
How about we worry about this little family scrap first and wonder about the husbando-hood of an insane serial murdering demon-host foreigner we've never had a conversation with later?
>>49123152Yea still a bad idea
>>49123000why does he have to move to the leaf? why cant we move there?
>>49123156Your not the boss of me, if I want to talk about husbandos I will
>>49123116>>49123136Nah, make him fall in love with us and then become Kazkage. Then use him to control Suna from the shadows.
>>49123156Sure thing. You go ahead and hurry up the QM until we get to a decision that needs to be made or a post to read. Until then we can talk as we please.
>>49123156We had one conversation anon,the one were we broke him
>>49123175>Leaf villageFull of life, plants, friends, and money>Sand villageSand and deathGee, I wonder which one is better...
>>49123156Can't chat during an update anon?>>49123175>Tsuki leaving the Leaf.Yeah nah.>>49123182We need heirs that take the Norihime name anon. Also bad politically.
>>49123175>wanting to betray the leafHave you even been following this quest?
>>49123207>We need heirs that take the Norihime name anon. Also bad politically.We don't need to do anything, we just need to string him along and keep him under our thumb.
"GOOOO! HINATA!"The cheer echos throughout the arena- Tsuki-hime’s voice!You turn slightly to see her- eyes full of vigor, blue curls bouncing vivaciously. Nori, standing nearby, is laughing at your friend’s enthusiasm- while Itachi-sensei gives you a knowing nod.Right… your friends believe in you- you won’t let them down! Turning to face Neji, you recall the promise you made with Tsuki in the memorial park that day, months ago.You would beat him. You’d do it!You are Hinata Hyuuga- heiress of the Hyuuga clan! Today is the day that father will see your worth![You are now playing as Hinata Hyuuga. Fight mechanics will play out similarly as before, although you have access to the BYAKUGAN, allowing to you see well beyond normal vision.]Hinata Hyuuga Ninjutsu 2.5Taijutsu 3.5Genjutsu 1.5Intelligence 2.5Strength 2.0Speed 3.0Stamina 2.5Hand seals 3.0Total: 20Skills: Eight Trigrams 16,32,64 PalmsRevolving HeavenVacuum PalmGentle Fist Technique (Passive)Summoning Contract: SnakesShunshinPrepare thyself!
>>49123175Anon you realize we would be the biggest hypocrite in the world and we would make danzo cry if we did that
>>49123182That's basically what Naruto did but unintentionally anyway
>>49123204Add to that the current leaf kage has a Jinchuruki somewhere in his family.
>>49123243Here we go.
>>49123243Ahh yeah. Look around, memorize the room. I know we got BYAKUGAN, but we gotta be smart and can't focus on anything but Neji during the fight. Gotta know where we are and what we are near at all times. Angles to play and all that
>>49123175A rich girl moving to some super shit pit of a village in the middle of a shitty desert just to be with a psychopathic killer possessed by a giant trash panda demon.[Spoiler]I wonder if Garra has inherited any other tanuki traits?[/spoiler]
Hype. Ok open with a technique while we close the gap. Then begin gentle fist off. Once we have a Lil blood on ourselves back off and summon snakes. When neji moves to engage snakes out the sleeves and bite all the pressure points. He begins rotating pop snakes out the ground to bite, poison and restrain then go forcthat finish
>>49123431You're assuming way too much.
Its Kung Fury time
You take the stance of the Gentle Fist- the same stance you’ve practiced since birth. You take a small breath, then activate your Byakugan.The Byakugan’s vision is something that takes practice to master- the sudden influx of Sight can be disorienting for the unprepared. Thankfully, Father’s training has honed your Sight to a razor’s edge.It allows you to see the entire room- foreign and domestic shinobi, along with their Jonin teachers, all eager to watch two Hyuuga tear each other to shreds. Even Hayate, the proctor seems a bit on edge, although he’s pretty good at concealing it. The arena you’re in is nothing special- no particular tactical advantages to be had.It’s simply you and Neji.Your cousin, however, seems rather relaxed. He hasn’t even taken up the stance….“Give up, Hinata. You know it’s pointless.” He says, that smug grin taking hold of his face.“You’re too weak to beat me, Hinata. You know it, I know it, and the elders know it. Lord Hiashi wouldn’t have even allowed this fight, if he were here to see it. Give up.”“W-what!? Father wouldn’t-”You catch yourself- he’s trying to psych you out. Tsuki-hime does this a lot to people- it might give you pause if you weren’t used to it by now. You….1. Respond to Neji, letting him know exactly what you think of him.2. Take advantage of his lapse in judgement- attack!
>>49123512>2. Take advantage of his lapse in judgement- attack!Speak through actions, not words.
>>49123512>2. Take advantage of his lapse in judgement- attack!
>>49123512>1. Respond to Neji, letting him know exactly what you think of him.The phrasing of this makes me think she is going to chew him the fuck out.We'll psyche HIM out.
>>491235122. Take advantage of his lapse in judgement- attack!How about we let actions speak for us
>>49123512>2. Take advantage of his lapse in judgement- attack!Shunshin behind pop Revolving Heaven. Shut him down
One way ticket to the pain train, destination: NejiGimme them rolls, boys.1d100, first three.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>49123605Rollan' it
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>49123605
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>49123605Rolling
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>49123605Waaahhh
>>49123624Should have been faster.
>>49123635I got like three quests to roll for cut me some slack
>>49123649noespecially if one of them is that terrible Future Boruto thing
>>49123610>>49123612>>49123619Neji was right.
>>49123716A simple change of continuity can't touch that fact
>>49123677Not going to answer that
He seems ready to continue his spiel, but as far as you’re concerned, the conversation is over.You utilize the Shunshin taught to you by the Fourth- it should be quick enough to catch him off guard!You unleash a quick series of blows- but none of them collide with anything but an afterimage. “Tsk. You’re gonna make me hurt you, Hinata. I wanted to avoid that- seems it can’t be helped.” his smug voice says from behind you.Spinning on your heel, you try to strike- -and he knocks aside your blow.His Byakugan are active- but he doesn’t move to counter.“Give. Up. You’re outmatched.”No….!He can’t be that far beyond you, right….?You….1. Give up. Better to save everyone’s time than let this continue….2. No- I won’t give up!3. Do something bold.
>>49123806>2. No- I won't give up!>3. Do something bold.
>>49123806>3. Do something bold.activate his branch family curse seal
>>49123806>3. Do something bold.how could we not?
>>49123806>3. Do something bold.Mystery box. Here. We. Go.
>>49123806>2. No- I won’t give up!>3. Do something bold.
>>49123806>3. Do something bold.Fuck it! If we cant beat him, the will of the Norihime can! Maximum OHOHOH!...and snakes. lots of fucking snakes
>>49123806>3. Do something bold.Snake to the eyes
>>49123806>2. No- I won’t give up!
> inb4 Neji gets triggered by the snakes and goes full hand-wings on back retarded
>>49123849>>49123842Will it be like Augur of Ebrietas from Bloodborne?
>>49123882I give it good odds.>>49123883That bitch kicked my ass the most in that game.
>>49123806>3. Do something bold.
Seizing the day. Roll me... 1d100, first 5.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>49123917Better this time!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>49123917Rolling
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>49123917We can't lose we have to win for Tsuki
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>49123917
>>49123935Well yeah, you didn't roll, Silly.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>49123917
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>49123917
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>49123917
>>49123952Yeah whoops. I'll keep it in the holster.
>>49123942BOY I HOPE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
>>49123997He's probably right though.
>>49124068eh it's probably enough to continue the fight even if we don't accomplish much with the roll itself.
>>49124064He hasn't killed that many characters yet anon
AYYYYYYFirst time I've made it to a thread, I want on this wild ride.I've been catching up in the archives a day late and a dollar short since thread one.NORI BEST, GODDAMMIT.
>>49124380Nori's alright. Hinata is definitely a better girl. Tsuki is best girl.
Is Hinata going to summon... Shnisissugah?
>>49124380Nori has potential for bro tier, hinata is adorable sister tier, Tsuki is Big Money tier
You bite down on your tongue- hard enough to draw blood.Your slight whimper of pain seems to intrigue Neji.“It’s ok, Hinata- you’re just admitting to your weakness.” he says, craning his head closer to taunt you- You spit the blood in his eyes.“Agh- what?!”Immediately, he backs off, desperately trying to wipe it off-You swiftly bring your right thumb to your mouth, then paint the blood along your left arm; across your summoning tattoo.“Ssssso, she summonsss us at lasssst. We ansssswer the call.”A small white snake, head topped with a purple bow, peeks out from the collar of your uniform.“Hmm… that’s the boy? Seems you got him with some venom of your own, Hinata~” The creature purrs with a feminine voice.“That’s him, Neija. I need your help.” You plead quietly. Meanwhile, Neji seems to have recovered- you won’t have much time.“I honor our contract. We are yours.” Neija answers, amused by your plea. She was the first snake you were able to summon that could speak- and there seems to be a bond between you; even if she views you more as a curiosity.She tucks her head back into your collar, hiding for now. Neija says she’s too small to be a frontline fighter- best to use her for stealth.“Until I grow even more magnificent~” She would always explain.[Snake Summoning Contract Active]Eyes clear, Neji races towards you, eyes wild. Seems like he’s done speaking as well.(1d100, first three to dodge or counter Neji!)
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>49124459D cups
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>49124459Rolling
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>49124459trying it one last time
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>49124459
>>49124482phew.thanks for saving it somewhat anon.
Stealth snake.Ace in the collar.
>>49124499Hopefully we can at least limp along.
>>49124459>“Until I grow even more magnificent~"She would get along with Tsuki fantastically.
Ahh crap I don't know if I want Hina to lose or win.....If she wins He'll definitely go to Pedosnake but if she loses we have to deal with a depressed Hina......
>>49124613Don't worry Tsuki will show her the light of Root
>>49124613If Neji loses we can just try talking to him. Don't know if it'll work, curse mark bearers being what they are, but it can't hurt.
Dropping into the stace, you’re able to parry his strike just in time to rebuff him- but he gives no opening for a counterattack.He lands with poise, and shifts into the stance as well- -and smiles.“Seems you’ve picked up some dirty tricks from the Fourth’s daughter. I shan’t underestimate a cornered mouse and longer.”A moment passes between you both- each waiting for a tell- a single step out of the perfect defense of the stance. You…1. Take the initiative and strike! You won’t let him set the pace!2. Let him come to you- the Gentle Fist is perfect for counterattacks and taking advantage of openings!3. Use the snakes instead- he won’t be expecting it, surely it will give you an advantage!
>>49124613>PedosnakeHow so? Anko isn't pervyas OrochimaruThe real problem is Hinata getting fat.
>>49124665>2. Let him come to you- the Gentle Fist is perfect for counterattacks and taking advantage of openings!
>>49124665>1. Take the initiative and strike! You won’t let him set the pace!
>>49124665>3. Use the snakes instead- he won’t be expecting it, surely it will give you an advantage!
>>49124653Unfortunately i dont think Neji will lose since he might activate his cursed seal.>>491246651. Take the initiative and strike! You won’t let him set the pace!Other:Use the snakes against his inevitable counter-attack.
>>491246651. Take the initiative
Taking the initiative.You know the drill, kids.1d100, first three.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>49124794GO HINATA
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>49124794
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>49124794
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>49124794
>all these niggas who fell into the first tauntDamn, son.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>49124794
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>49124794
>>49124814I love you anon.But now neji's cursed seal is gonna come out and hinata is going to get wrecked.
>>49124805>>49124806OOOOOOOOOOOO->>49124814OOOOH FUCKING YEAH NIGGA LETS GOOO
>>49124814Sweet roll of Mercy
>>49124814It's the fucking picture, Money truly does save the day!
>>49124814This image, man.
Wait So Hinata has Neji as a rival, but who dose Tsuki and Nori have?Who can our Rival be?What about Nori?This can't be a Naruto quest if we dont have some dick trying to fuck with us and our world view?
>>49124933Tsuki and Nori are kinda rivals, but not on the extent you mean I imagine.
>>49124933Our rival is Orochimaru.
>>49124933Why, though? Nori is good enough but it's without the intent of killing.
>>49124933We don't have a rival, only unbridled rage burning just beneath the surface and an indomitable will to protect our sensei.
>>49124933Nori is our rival, As was stated in chargen.
>>49124933>>49124952I agree with this. Orochimaru is probably our biggest rival at this point, after what he's said and done.
>>49124933People that don't buy Norihime brand products
>>49125001Friendly rival but thats fine.
Tsuki and Nori are friendly rivals
>>49125004Wouldn't he be an enemy, rather than a rival?
>>49125042Worse than enemy."Existential thread to Konoha"
>>49125068>Existential threadSo he's vital to Konoha's existence?
>>49125080goddammitmy fucking bad, anon.
>>49125042Owe. Well when you put it like that, Nori is our rival and I'm promoting orochi to ARCH NEMISIS.
Would anyone be up for changing up how Hinata views the way for her to use her gifts a bit with the hyuuga fighting style? I was imagining that if she could use a bow and arrow and could guide the arrows, she could end some encounters before they even begin by literally sniping them. She would always have her melee to fall back on though.What about ninjutsu? Should we find out her nature and get her swole in the arts of blasting and other utility jutsu? She has great stats for it.
>>49125142Nah. Her palms are the best.
>>49125142Long Range Sniping Hinata sound fucking broken and i love it but she should use it as a back up or side arm Palms should always be her main stay move
>>49125142If anything those throwing needles would be good, maybe some of that Chakra string that puppeteers use as a guideline for mid air changes. Or chopsticks.
>>49125142>>49125164Taichi allows for several other weapons like swords and spear/staff but not bows.
Artillery Hyugawhere is your god now
>>49125197Long range sniping hinata is already a thing on Akun.Also the Naruto in that quest is fucking zen and alot of people think he isn't real.
>>49125142Bows and arrows are kind of a shit weapon against ninjas.You're better off just carrying shuriken, kunai and maybe a melee weapon.Like i've said before though, the hyuuga's natural chakra control and the gentle fist style's natural organ-targeting penetration lend themselves exceptionally well towards medical ninjutsu.She's practically already using a chakra scalpel.
>>49125216Don't forget his title! Sannin Breaker!
You won’t let him set the pace- you’ll show him who’s cornering who…!Speeding toward him using the shunshin, you feign a strike to his head- where his seal is located. Reflexively, he goes to block- but that strike never comes. In a fluid motion, you launch another strike to his right shoulder- the one Naruto nearly destroyed. He blocks- but while he does so, you use your momentum to land a solid kick in his ribs.He rebuffs you, and you land a short distance away- which is fine.“Neija, bite me, quickly!” you hiss quietly.“Hmhmhm~ Ask and you shall receive.” the snake hums quietly.The telltale pinprick of her bite is accompanied by a burning sensation that quickly spreads throughout your body. While most would be incapacitated by this poison, you’ve grown resistant to it’s effects, allowing you to benefit from the wave of relaxation that comes after the burning dissipates. “Neji won’t ever see this coming!” you think, suppressing a smile. He rushes to engage you, and you oblige, using the shunshin to meet him.You both quickly exchange blows- neither of your attacks connecting in any solid way. It’d be like sparring, if your cousin wasn’t so intent on burying you here.Picking up the pace, you begin to strike harder and faster. This pushes him back ever so slightly, as he backs off to take momentary respite from your blows. What he wasn’t expecting was the hard strike to the head that shouldn’t have hit- but did, as your elongated limb connects.His headband, the target of the strike, clatters to the floor, revealing the strange marking across his forehead- the Seal of the Branch House.
>>49125142If I remember right, the Byakugan is incredibly effective in close range because of the augmented field of vision. It might fade or lose its focus at longer distnces, though. But I don't have a 359° vision field, so I can't tell for sure.
>>49125255>rubber HinataWow, that's deadly. Also LEWD
>>49125197>>49125197>Long Range Sniping Hinata sound fucking broken and i love it but she should use it as a back up or side arm >Palms should always be main stay moveI agree completely anon, the bow is just something for when it is necessary. If she were ever to fight someone like Deidara she'd need some range, and ranged ganks are always great.>>49125201Chakra strings would be perfect for guiding arrows, creative use of them.>>49125206Chakra strings might negate that due to constant chakra contact, but i wasn't even thinking about using the pressure points with a bow, just the fact that byakugan would make it impossible to hide, you could attack from LITERALLY MILES away.>>49125208Fund it
>>49125299Honestly now that I think about it, I probably got the Chakra string idea from the Cursed Spider doofus that gave Neji a hard time in canon.
>What he wasn’t expecting was the hard strike to the head that shouldn’t have hit- but did, as your elongated limb connects.Oh shit we Dhalsim now Niggas
>>49125216I never have been on Akun, so i had no idea. Neat! How broken is it in that quest?
>>49125208so combine hinata with seras victoria from hellsing?
>>49125351Naruto took a full strength Punch from Tsunade to the chest, and smirked. Granted it pulped his ribs to dust but still. The dice in that quest are sentient.
>>49125351Hinata uses it along with poison-filled vial arrows as her mainstay while also keeping up on her Gentle Fist. As the obvious ranged unit, she's the "trap" where people try to close in on her, then get the shit beaten out of them when she suddenly turns out to be a primarily taijutsu expert. Also she fucking deadly with a bow, like holy shit, arcs around cover like crazy
>>49125384I have heard horrible things about akun, but this quest sounds interesting, is it worth it?
>>49125377FUND. IT.>>49125408 I want it.
>>49125351Akun?I'm unfamiliar, can i get some more info?
He’s breathing heavily, with eyes not unlike daggers- but a crooked smile.“Well, Hinata? Is this want you wanted? Go ahead. Do it.”Your gaze glances over the Seal. You could- Father did show you how.It would incapacitate him- and the fight would be over in mere seconds. It would also cause him grievous pain- and would probably make him hate you- more than he already seems to, anyway.You…1. Activate his seal. Punish him!2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.
>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.come on, how could we not?
>>49125433>1. Activate his seal. Punish him!Darkest timeline
>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.
>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.Put up your dukes Neji.
>>49125433>Activating the seal is just cheating. If it were a real life and death situation, things might be different.
>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.Tell him that you don't have a grudge, and you aren't going to torture him, and that you want to fight as EQUAL NINJA of the hidden leaf village!
>>49125453The darkness is appealing... Screw it I'm in, it could be interesting. >>49125433>>1. Activate his seal. Punish him!
>>49125420Akun is hit and miss. Like everything there is good and bad. Akun is a lot more free with smut, and salt for that matter. I think there are a few good quests there, but you will have to pick n choose. Very carefully.>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.
>>491254332. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.this is a test of ability, the seal feels like a cop out.
>ITT anons sperg about inane shit once again. Every thread, without fail.
>>49125433>1. Activate his seal. Punish him!I hope everyone eles is smarter than i am but i can resist
>>49125420Some are decent. I'd recommended anything by killertpu if you dont mind the of lewds.He has a fucking problem though. Of running too many damn quests.>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it."Neji. I want to beat you fair and square. You're a Hyuuga. A strong worthy opponent."
>>49125433>2. Refuse. You’ll beat him without it.We've trained too hard to end it like this. He's not gonna escape this ass whoopin.
>>49125408Whats the name of the quest?
>>49125504Useless Ninja Quest.
>>49125433>2This is where you failed, Neji. This is where you failed in front of Norihime. Now bend the the Tree, Branch.
>>49125504https://anonkun.com/stories/useless-ninja-quest/yMQczj7kYLzqpreaAAlso Naruto is fucking Zen as shit. Like, completely over every last piece of trauma, in a way that's almost disturbing.Also, at the moment, we're fucking Hinata while Anko watches. Hinata's a huge pervert.
Not activating the Seal.Writing.Remember, I gave you an out :'D
>>49125529>Hinata's a huge pervert.that triggers me abit, i dont mind admitting.
>>49125529>Also, at the moment, we're fucking Hinata while Anko watches.Yeah sounds like akun.
>>49125529I... don't even know what to say to that.Just gonna keep writing.
>>49125542Time to get shrekt
>>49125545Eh, it's more that her fetish is Naruto and now she's got the confidence to act on it. Also repressed sexual desires that come from spending early puberty as an uptight Hyuuga princess with self-esteem issues.
>>49125542Don't care, if the curse seal activates though, I'll vote to use his seal because fuck snek and his bullshit, at that point Neji is effectively cheating, and furthermore needs to be taken to someone who can seal him properly.
>>49125542>Remember, I gave you an out :'DONe that was so OOC it hurt physically.
>>49125542It'll just be like in the anime then.And now he'll have to deal with a furious Nori and Tsuki.He'll be dogpiled by estrogen.
>>49125529Well. As long as he's not a genin my quest can keep its moniker.
>>49125542If you use the curse seal on him and the jonin/Proctor's DON'T interfere I'm going to be pissed at you for making them retarded.
>>49125529okay... that layouts gonna take some getting used to... and theres a bloody chat in the side bar?still I got into questing via archive bingeing suptg, guess I just found another archive to binge.
>>49125514>>49125529HuhA Naruto quest....where you play as NarutoHow strangely originalFucking hate the format of this site though good damn
>>49125529akun, not even once.
I feel like it should be mentioned that one of the AU elements of that world is that regular chakra use fortifies the body and conveys longevity. The third is about 270 years old, and the longevity means that genin don't actually become Genin until they hit 16, and the cutoff age of 12 is reserved for war-time.
>>49125604He is a Genin we just got done with the forest of death and snake bullshit.>>49125611Yeah takes getting used too. Good read though. You can also back search the comments made on a chapter.>>49125623Indeed weird ain't it?
>>49125587>>49125606Please anons, don't assume anything. It was simply an option. Hinata has learned a lot from being with Nori and Tsuki- she's already a pretty different person from canon. You as players are molding her character right now. She also doesn't know it's cheating.
>>49125642The quest even comes complete with a 600+ word autism post about why my waifu is best girl, it's great.
>>49125623There was that old Dead Last Ninja Quest here on /tg/. Was good writing. Pity it stalled.
>>49125664Well, this is supposed to be a showcase of ability. There's nothing special if you only beat an opponent because he lets you hit his off button.
>>49125697Was that the one where Minato was a drunk? or was that Ninja village quest?
>>49125664I'm assuming that the next scene will likely have need to be strong playing, Or will be playing in spirit so i'm holding my butt.And please stop playing with anons hearts, some of us can hardly take it.
>>49125664Our morals tell us it's obviously cheating.You're never going to be able to do that to any other ninja.
>>49125710>Was that the one where Minato was a drunk?Aye. The one where Naruto trained under Guy.
>>49125734I miss that one, it died because of the misarchiver was bullying the op.
>>49125743I miss Boruto quest more.
>>49125664Do you think you'll be running this weekend too, wargle?
>>49125697At least I'm not the only one that remembers that quest.Kind of the reason why I liked Boruto Quest so much, sense it reminded me of DLN.
Anyone know whats going on with Hyuga quest?
>>49125759>>49125757You know rumor is he's going back soon?
>>49125770HyugaQM stopped running and deleted his twitter, I wish I could remember why though.
>>49125743>>49125759It was really well written.Also interactions with ino were cute.
>>49125782Nothing on his Twitter. While I will hope for it, until I see him or his Twitter again I have no faith in it.
>>49125792I still hold out "hope" that Brine comes back for more Sith Apprentice Quest.
>>49125801Speaking of Sith quests, that one that was played on hard mode and we died because anon is... well anon was great. I really wish people got the message sooner that OP wasn't fucking around when he said "be dumb and you'll die".
>>49125801Nah, he's crying cuck tears now.
>>49125788I just saw that when looking for him. DAMMIT i hate flakes that do that. His writing needed a little work but he just needed experience, and i thought it was a really fun ride.OP. IF YOU ARE AMONG US, DO NOT DESPAIR, WE LIKED YOUR QUEST, REALLY! PLEASE CONTINUE IT SO WE MAY UNDERGO GETTING MOAR MAD GAINS!
>>49125801Yeah same though process applies. Just like Whiskey and his commando quest or Become the Vampire Quest.
>>49125832Second this. It was definitely interesting, and its unfortunate that it ended like that.
>>49125819Wasn't that Somnius?>>49125822He better stop crying and come back, that quest was cash.>>49125792As i have always said, MINI PLZ. That quest was too well written to die.
>>49125542I'd rather she lost than go that path honestly. There will no doubt be another chance for a show down in the future.
>>49125832>>49125849There are other first-time qming Naruto Quests out there you know.
rip Predator Quest, the greatest tale of Alien Hunter vs Fish there ever was
>>49125856Yeah Sominus that's the one.
>>49125874Oh man, that was a fun quest. Taking trophies and killing weak alien bitches. Just don't go near the fish.
>>49125848And Commander quest, with it's fuckawesome setting involving magical elemental romans and bear cavalry.
>>49125872I'm not sure if this is stupid or incredible meta shitposting.YOU ARE WEARING YOUR TRIP, ADVERTISING YOURSELF, AND SHITPOSTING YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME.I...WHAT.
Shinobi Quest = "Complain and Speculate about dead quests General"
>>49125870ARC trooper quest never.
>>49125920I was just enjoying a bit of nostalgia flashback.
>>49125870Speaking of RE quests. I miss bird, snek, Lizard and human.
>>49125895we killed a Na'vi Alien Hybrid Queen by ramming it with our ship and then driving back home with it as a hood ornament.What could be more hype?>>49125920We've got to mourn somewhere.Besides, waiting on the result of our decision, might as well talk about something.
How deep is Hinata's admiration of Tsuki?
>>49125900>>49125874>>49125848>>49125801>>49125788>>49125759All of these dead quests by flake QM's that can't get it together or other reasons.I swear to 4chan, if i ever run a quest I'm not going to be a flake piece of shit and i will see my damn quest through to the finish line.Shoutout to all of the QM's out there that have stuck with their quest to the end. Can they get some love for their vigilance? FUCK YOU MINI
>>49125961About 3 knuckles deep
>>49125920Don't feel bad MSPQ turns into 80s-a-thon or waifu wars all the time
>>49125956Link, this sounds amazing?
>>49125978http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Predator%20QuestEnjoy the ride.
>>49125961We haven't gotten to get a ton of one-on-one with her, but comforting her after sensei's death and facing off with an evil Sanin has probably earned us quite a few points.>>49125978you can find it on suptg under Predator Quest
>watch youtube for a while>take a shower>make some ramen>come back>wargle still hasn't postedS-L-O-W
Also AC-Guy's quests, which were entertaining both for it's quest content and hearing the shenanigans the QM gets involved in.
>>49125900"Live well Legionaire"
>>49125961Tsuki is constantly getting filled with Hinata's HUGE admiration. Whether she wants it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOXMbpbuH4“No, I won’t, Neji. I don’t need to abuse that power.”His smile grows wider.“How noble of you. I’ll just need to show you the difference between us…!”With a flash, he’s upon you- his strikes with more force behind them than before.Dropping into stance, you try to counter his blows- but it doesn’t seem possible. His strikes before were precise, with the surgical precision of the Gentle Fist- now they are more akin to hammers, raining blows upon you.You manage to block each strike, hoping that he’ll tire himself out from this onslaught- instead, your resistance only seems to make him angrier.“I… won’t lose….!” he growls, throwing himself at you.As you roll out of the way, his last strike meets the wall- pulverizing that section into powder.You quickly glance over your arms- they’re already bruising up, though you haven’t felt any true pain from them.“My venom also dulls the pain, you know… but you cannot go on like this for much longer, dear.~” Neija whispers.Neji turns, and rushes toward you again, resuming his attack- has he lost his calm entirely?You…1. Consort with Neija to utilize the snakes. That will catch him off-guard!2. Meet his fury with your own! Proper Gentle Fist will carry the day!3. Back off and play defense, trying to counter his furious strikes.
>>49125997Yeah that poor guy seems to have a hard life. I really wanted him to bring AC-Quest back but he just faded away
>>49125997THIS BIKE>>49126023>1. Consort with Neija to utilize the snakes. That will catch him off-guard!
>>49126023>2. Meet his fury with your own! Proper Gentle Fist will carry the day!DIG DOWN DEEP HINATA YAMATO DAMASHII
>>49126023>2. Meet his fury with your own! Proper Gentle Fist will carry the day!
>>49126023>1. Consort with Neija to utilize the snakes. That will catch him off-guard!
>>49126023>Need to be strongDid i call that shit, or did i inspire Wargle to use it?1. Consort with Neija to utilize the snakes. That will catch him off-guard!TIME FOR THE TRUMP CARD.
>>49125970You know who's not a flake QM?>>49125993Who know who's not a very fast QM?>>49126023>1. Consort with Neija to utilize the snakes. That will catch him off-guard!
>>49126063Theres a point where the satire of the joke stops working and you past that weeks ago
You can do it! I believe in you!
Snake time boys, show me some dice.You know which ones.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>49126138
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>49126138GOGOGO
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>49126138Rolling
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>49126138YAMATO DAMASHII HINATA
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>49126138
>>49126145Sssssneksss love sssssixessss
The hurt is coming. Hes off his rocker now and the cursed seal activation is a high possibility.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>49126138Memes
>>49126161Damn it I did it again
>>49126138Please be best of five. Please.
>>49126130This is a beautiful edit Hinata is truly best girl
>>49126214welp, we're fuckin dead.
>>49126214DO YOU WANT TO HARM THIS SMILE WARGLE >>49126130DO YOU?
>>49126248We'll get it back, using POWER OF LOVE
>>49126256Neji is going to snap and beat Hinata to death, Nori's going to be killed by the Fox, and Itachi will be killed by his evil cousin, leaving Tsuki the sole member of Team Princess, soon to be Team Widow.
So what are some other good quests running right now that aren't super well known like Banished or DBZ
>>49126288/u/ boat is always unsinkable Not what you meant? oh well. RISE MY /u/ BROTHERS, WE SHALL ASSUME CONTROL!!
Alright I'm going to bed guys.I want you all to remember though that if Neji goes curse mark and goes out of control, forfeiting is probably a good idea as opposed to being seriously injured or dead.Seriously. Please don't feel the need to go full shonen and fight to the last cause Hinata might wind up getting fucked up.
>>49126312Northern Beasts on /qst/. OC setting that's the mix of Bloodborne and Dishonored.
>>49126312Oh, Laze (guy who ran one of the first of the wave of naruto quests here) started a Full metal alchemist quest yesterday, only just started mind, we haven't even picked a specialization, current favorite is being the salt alchemist and going biblical on peoples asses.
>>49126312Kaz has some good quests running.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bladebound%20Retainer%20Quest - Fantasy assassin/bodyguard type dealhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Devil%20Summoner%20Task%20Force%20666%20Quest Persona thing. He's got another one but I forget the name.
>>49126403>Persona thing.I think I was just triggered.
>>49126423I'm still salty over how Persona 2129 ended
>>49126387I will be supporting that, it seems like an amazing and hilarious way to go.I however know very little about FMA, so has anyone used salt before? If so was it useful to who did?
>>49126423SMT/Persona same thing.
>>49126403>Persona thing.Mainline SMT pham. >>49126445You tell someone Persona they are going to think highschool antics which certainly isn't the case.
>>49126312Three Kingdoms Quest on qstWe just saved sun jian. Inb4 cefag pls.
>>49126403Sadly Kaz is oversea's in china if I recall correctly, gonna be a bit till he gets back to questing.
>>49126486He's back, but school is going to make his already slow questing even slower.
>>49126457I've never played either, I just know they involve summoning demons.>>49126486He has been back for awhile. He's run his dungeon officer thing once or twice already.
>>49126515Oh yeah, Dungeon Officer. First thread was kinda shitty so I forgot about it."""one shot"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6UYzX79tUAs he charges, you clap your hands together and utter the summon command for more snakes- then extend them out, releasing a nest of snakes upon him!“Eight Trigrams: Revolving Heaven.”In a whirl of chakra, your snakes are either swept aside, or eviscerated. Exiting the whirling chakra, Neji walks calmly towards you- a complete mood shift from before. You rush to meet him- you can’t let him take control of the battle, you were doing so well!Unleashing a flurry of strikes, you try and aim for his chakra points- if you can seal them, this fight will be over- all of them connect. He seems nonplussed by this, instead attacking you in kind. You only able to block some of the attacks, before taking a particularly nasty hit to the shoulder.You spin from the force of the blow, before he stops you- by catching your arm. You try to slip away, but his grip is like iron- before you feel the force of his knee to the back of your arm.You hear the snap before you feel it- with the waves of pain hitting you all at once.You crumple, trying to favor the broken arm- it sits limply at your side, bent slightly the wrong way at the elbow. You furiously try to scamper away- but he’s quicker. As he stands above you, you feeling something spring forth from your collar- Neija.Her fangs are imbedded in his arm- he gazes at her with curiosity before simply prying her off and tossing her aside. After a few moments, though, it’s clear Neija’s venom is taking effect- Neji begins to sweat, and he looks rather unsteady on his feet. This makes him even angrier- and you see a strange pattern begin to crawl over his skin.
>>49126594Oh god neji pls.
>>49126594Activate the curse seal, NOW
>>49126594Forfeit Hinata. Pls.
>>49126594Cursed seal. Cursed seal now.
>>49126594Give us one more chance, one more roll, and we will win this despite his gay ass curse seal.
>Read Useless Ninja Quest while we wait for the next update>Niggas somehow Learn Lighting Clone Jutsu in the fucking prologue>Hinata is on dem boys' dicks from day one >Both eyeball freaks on our teamWhat the fuck is this quest
>>49126624It's an akun quest.You thought we are special snowflakey? Just wait.
His breathing grows labored, but his eyes refocus on you. One step at a time, he plods toward you- only for Itachi to appear next to him- quickly followed by Hayate, Guy, Kakashi and Kurenai. They have him surrounded, weapons drawn.“Under the rules of the exam, use of seals such as these are forbidden. Stand down, Neji. You have been disqualified.” Hayate says calmly.Neji howls in anger, attempting to break free of the Jonin- before Itachi grabs him by the hair, forcing eye contact on the possessed genin.Sharingan. Within moments, Neji passes out- all signs of previous rage forgotten. Whatever marks covered his skin seem to have receded. “Hinata. Due to disqualification, you are declared victor. Do you require medical assistance?” Hayate declares, motioning to your arm.The pain is intense- but Neija’s venom is keeping it from overwhelming you entirely.You…1. Ask for medical assistance. 2. Gather yourself, and walk to ward under your own power.3. Debate the result of the decision, instead.
>>49126640Would asking for medical assistance disqualify her?>>49126624It's bad.
>>49126640>2. Gather yourself, and walk to ward under your own power.
>>49126640>1. Ask for medical assistance.>>49126650The fight is over so no.
>>49126640>2. Gather yourself, and walk to ward under your own power.Go collect Neija too. She got tossed.
>>49126624Not reading that but it's not like this quest is less protagonist wankfest.
>>49126640>3. Debate the result of the decision, instead.
>>49126640>1. Ask for medical assistance.
>>491266402. Gather yourself, and walk to ward under your own power."Is Neji going to be ok?"
>>49126640Pussy out for medics
>>49126640>1. Ask for medical assistance.>You bet Neji Fuck yes.
>>491266403. Debate the result of the decision, instead
>>49126640>2. Gather yourself, and walk to ward under your own power.We will rematch him later when he isn't an edgelord, or if he goes full edgelord and we hunt him down.Damn you pedomaru.
>>49126706I imagine tsuki would be going to visit the hyuuga house and check in on hinata and neji after this.
>>49126640Try to get praise from Tsuki
>>49126640Look sad and say "I'm sorry" to the knocked out Neji, before walking away to the medic.
>>49126720Why bother with Neji? He's a shithead.
Tough girl Hinata.Writing.
>>49126640>2. Gather yourself, and walk to ward under your own power.>>49126720Because he got pedosnaked.
>>49126726Because pedosnek gave his that damn mark.Also hea not a complete shithead since he was willing to try and throw away his life to distract oreo so that we might tun. That he failed doesnt decrease that evaluation.
I want post-timeskip Tsuki to wear Ebisu's glasses or similar shades in tribute to him
>>49126761He did that because he's got a crush.
>>49126761>hea hes>tunrungoddamn iphone keyboard i swear to god.
>>49126776I'm sure we can make some pimpin glasses, We're a Norihime after all!
>>49126781Yes and?He still did it anyways. That attempted sacrifice doesn't count any less for it.
>>49126776It won't fit our aesthetic anon we've been over this, they work better for Hinata
Oh shit I just realized....Nori is going to have to fight Gaara isn't she?
>>49126781That's flattering Tsuki a bit much.The real reason is that his disposibility for the good of his betters has been so deeply ingrained in his mind that he will act instinctively.
>>49126840Nah Garra is gonna fuck up Choji.
>>49126849Choji deserves better.
>>49126867>>49126849get him some decent grub while he's laid up in the hospital.5 star stuff ya know?
>>49126840*Beautiful green beast theme intensifies*Looks like we're gonna have to rename that theme to better fit our splendor, Ohohoho~
>>49126885People bring fruit baskets.We bring a hot pot.
>>49126640*Ahem*PLEASE KEEP RUNNING WARGLE
>>49126898And a bag of chips, the guy deserves it for literally carrying Ino and being the real best ninja in canon.
You release the summoning on Neija, and faintly feel her puff out of existence. She’ll grumble- you’ll need to bring her some food next time.Standing, you look to Neji, then Hayate. “No… I can take myself there. Will he…?” you ask, voice only slightly waivering.“He’ll be fine, Hinata. He’s merely asleep, for now.” Itachi-sensei says, picking up the sleeping genin. “It’s not his fault he was bitten- but he’ll need to learn to control it. If I had known…” Itachi says, glancing over to Kakashi.The grey-haired Jonin bows his head.“This is my fault, Hinata. I knew what this mark was- but I figured if anyone could control his emotions, it would be Neji. Please, accept my sincere apologies.”A faint smile touches your lips.“Please, Kakashi-sensei. It isn’t wrong to trust in your students. Please, take care of him- he’s family.”The Jonin carry Neji out of the arena, and you give it a last look yourself. You catch Tsuki-hime and Nori arguing over something- but when they notice you looking, they stop- both giving you a thumbs up. You return it weakly with your good hand, before beginning the long walk to the medical ward. Those two are something else….
>>49126901Wait 40 minutes, then start assuming the worse
>>49126849>>49126867Choji already fought- he lost to Fuu in the last thread. There are six remaining Genin- two from Takigakure, Gaara, Nori, Zaku (Sound Genin) and Sasuke.
>>49126942>two from TakigakureDisposable faggots to lose to Gaara and Sasuke, alright
>>49126867I like Choji. Also he will be clan head one day, so if we can bribe him now with food we'll be good. He's also capable of having the biggest penis in the Naruverse, so there's that ladies.
>>49126942I think I missed last thread.. has Tsuki fought yet?
>>49126968If you think you've missed the last thread, why didn't you go read it?
>>49126968We fought sound puncher.
>>49126970The Akimichi Clan Multi-Size Technique.
>>49126961Neji was confirmed in the Rock Lee series too being hung as fuck
>>49126942Noris fighting that sound nin. Those two other faggots are stage 3 tier.>>49127022...wait what.
>>49127022>>49127032It's a joke from a comedy spin-off series.Though I think Wargle made it canon here.
So what happens if we fight Shino and his bugs try to ear Stellar?
>>49127050then they burn brightly for a short while like the bugs they are.
-------------------------------------------------------------You are now playing as [Tsuki Norihime]-------------------------------------------------------------You sneer at Nori once Hinata leaves the arena.“Told you she’d win. Besides, what sort of awful teammate bets against their friend?”Nori huffs in response.“I TOLD YOU- Neji was the favorite to win the whole damn thing! It’s not like I wanted Hinata to get hurt, ya know?”“All well and good- and I won’t even tell her that you bet against her...but! You owe me big, you monster~.” You say, trying (and failing) to suppress a smug grin.“Ugh- fine, Princess. You really are a pain, sometimes, ya know?” Nori responds, waving you off.“A Norihime always collects her debts, Nori.” you explain, resisting the urge to have her sign documentation.“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Nori grumbles, checking her equipment- her match would be coming up soon.Hayate, back at his post, announces the next match.“WILL GENIN WITH THE NUMBER NINE, PLEASE PROCEED TO THE ARENA.”You see a ninja from Takigakure stand- the girl Fuu claps him on the back, excitedly.After a few moment, another Genin stands- Gaara.The two walk down to the arena- though Gaara’s gaze isn’t on the Takigakure genin- it’s on you.….How long has he been doing that?
Page 7 boys.
>>49127078>The two walk down to the arena- though Gaara’s gaze isn’t on the Takigakure genin- it’s on you.>….How long has he been doing that?...fug
>>49127078>Pull out the fan and pull out the rich girl act
>>49127044I have neither confirmed nor denied any rumors pertaining to the nether regions of any genin.I just think it's funny.
>>49127078Wave at him Tsuki! Let the seed grow!
>>49127083The board is sloe enough at this time of night that we'll last a good while longer
>>49127083We can see it.We don't need an update, faggot.
>>49127078Give him a Shy waveYandereGaara is the BEST.
>>49127078...um wave and cheer him on?
>>49127097pre-timeskip gaara is a scary motherfucker. i'd honestly prefer to stay away.
>>49127123Don't be a coward anon, some of the best girls are exactly like that Clemmy is best girl
>>49127123Naruto is in no position to heal him here, so if we do nothing, he's doomed
>>49127149this is a fairly different set of circumstance.
>>49127115I approve of leading him on for the good of the village.
>>49127157I am not sure flirting with him is the right way to go about that.
>>49127160Is it really?
>>49127123Nah nigga All gaara need is someone to mother him a bit.By the end of this arc he will the the Rock Lee to our Sakura, only unlike that slag we know how to treat a man.
>Gaara is about to turn one of Fuu's Jonin minders into murderpresentsAH, FUG
>>49127182>Image of Gaara doing a genuinely enthusiastic 'good guy' pose at usI know this isn't what you were going for but good god...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIToD0L9zqQNot sure how to react, you instinctively pull out your fan- and peer down at him from behind it.You aren’t hiding, or anything. Never.“Gaara vs. Kegon!” Hayate announces.When the fight begins, Gaara’s eyes snap back to his opponent- who unleashes several water shuriken at him.Within an instant, the sand in his gourd pours forth, blocking every blow.While some of the sand clumps and grows heavy from the moisture, there is far too much of it to tall the effective.“You bore me.” Gaara announces not moving from his starting position.The sand quickly snakes its way around the Takigakure genin, surrounding him and encasing him.He begins to squirm and yell- Gaara does nothing.Slowly, the man spins in mid-air, slowing to a stop to face you.Gaara does the same.“Sand Waterfall Funeral.”There’s an audible, sickening *crunch* as the sand around the man compacts- with the sand turning red in places.The sand slowly falls away from the man, collecting back in the gourd. Gaara’s gaze is unbroken.“He isn’t dead- yet. I’ve merely broken most of his bones. I suggest finding him medical attention if you want him to live.” He announces, before walking back to his position alongside the other Sand Shinobi. Both of them seem unsurprised by this turn of events. “Gaara wins.” Hayate grumbles.You see him pull a hand radio out from his pocket-“I need an emergency medical team to the arena. Now.”
>>49127269I hate being popular
>>49127269He's like a cat.
>>49127223>Norihime-chan, I got you a gift >Oh, hi there Gaara. What's in the box OH GOD THAT'S A HEAD
>>49127269Naaw murder presents indeed.
>>49127269>Slowly, the man spins in mid-air, slowing to a stop to face you.>it really was a murderpresent.aaaaaaa
>>49127291Or a warning. For all we know, Gaara hates Tsuki with a passion.
>>49127269I think he is cute, can we keep him?
>>49127269I find this amusing and adorable.
>>49127269YAY, WE HAVE AN ADMIRER.OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUN.
>>49127269....Can we keep him?
>>49127283Yea I do wonder if that was a threat or like 'Look at how good I murder aye? Pretty impressive ammirite?'
>>49127269I think he needs a fucking hug man. He's got issues.
>>49127269Cutest psychopath, he's so considerate that he didn't kill him JUST for us. Were gonna tolerate and love the FUCK out of him.
Oh man it'd be hilarious if Gaara defects to Konoha during the Crush arc because of Tsuki.
>>49127347He didn't kill him because that would disqualify him.
Why don't sane boys like Tsuki?
>>49127361Because the sane ones think they have no chance and so dont try and just admire from afar.
>>49127361Because sane people wouldn't last long with her.
>>49127361Because they don't have a chance.
“Looks like you have an, uh, admirer, princess.” Nori says, hanging off your shoulder.“You really pull in the winners, ya know?” She quips, slowly poking you in the cheek.You ignore her- what was that just now…? Just what is this kid?After a few minutes, a medical-nin team arrives, carrying the Takigakure genin away, and quickly cleaning the mess left behind. Hayate is scowling at Gaara, but otherwise says nothing.Once everything is taken care of, Hayate calls out to the crowd once again, suppressing a cough.“Alright, Genin. If you have the number TEN, please come down into the arena!”“Oh- that’s me!” Nori exclaims- as if she hadn’t known her number for the last two hours.“Wish me luck, princess!” she calls as she skips down the stairs- with Itachi and Hinata gone, you are all by your lonesome.Her opponent is Zaku- the last remaining member of the Sound genin.“Nori Uzumaki vs. Zaku Abumi!” Hayate announces.
>>49127361Only the Insane can understand true genius like oursDont get me wrong, Gaara will be our little fuck boy pet at most, but is will still be nice to have him around
>>49127393KICK HIS ASS NORI!
>>49127393WOOOOO GO NORI!!!~>Cheer loudly for Nori
>>49127361>>49127376>>49127380>>49127381>>49127412It's only natural that the Moon Princess attracts lunatics.
I really hope all this husbandofaggotry won't actually get anywhere.
>>49127428WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THISFUCK
>>49127428Your joke is making my sanity wane.
>>49127445Same. Or at least nowhere until Shippuden happens.
>>49127445Yeah, I really hope we hook up with Nori or Hinata.
>>49127445We are just shooting the shit while Wargle writes.
>>49127449Better then listening to you wax on about your own problems
>>49127484My problems are important to me. That's why they seem to eclipse everything else in my mind.
the moon is made out of cheeseTsuki is named after the moonwhat kind of cheese is Tsuki made from?
>>49127499Your probably just going through a phase>>49127509Gooda
>>491274285 star post anon.
>>49127509She isn't mature enough to have become cheese, instead she's got milk.
>>49127539Thats shocking I always thought Tsuki was pretty cultured
>>49127563These puns are too much, really the cream of the crop
>>49127601I don't know, they getting pretty corny at this point. We might have to squash it soon
You calmly take a deep breath- you need to be composed for your teammate’s fight.“Nori! I command you to dispatch of this disgusting vagrant! Do your divine appointed duty, and wipe him from this earth!” you decree from atop the your second floor perch.Nori turns to you and cocks her head. “You couldn’t have given me a normal cheer, Princess? Really?” Her face is a mixture of amusement and disdain.That is, until a blast of pressurised air blows past her head.Her opponent, Zaku, is shaking, a scowl heavy on his face.“Damn Leaf Shinobi! You’ve humiliated us, and you mutilated Dosu! I’ll show you- I’ll show all of you the strength of the Village of Sound!” he growls.“Huh, that’s a neat trick. Perfect for a loudmouth like you.” Nori muses, summoning her chakra chakra chains. She spins them idly- she doesn’t seem to be taking this seriously.“It’s more than a trick!” he says revealing strange holes in his palms.“These allow to me to channel chakra, and compress into deadly soundwaves! I’ll use the Sound’s techniques to destroy you!” he rants.“Decapitating Airwaves!” he shouts, shooting a larger blast towards Nori.She runs towards it- there’s a loud *boom* as the blast strikes, kicking up a large dust cloud.Out of the dust, Nori walks forward, seemingly unhurt.
>>49127633Fucking scrub. Can we Gaara to kill him in his down time? REMOVE SOUND
“Ugh…! Fine! I’ll show you my ultimate technique- Extreme Decapitating Airwa-”His yelling is cut short as a glowing chain appears around his neck, followed quickly by Nori.Her clone, which had been walking forward, dissipates.“You really are noisy, ya know? Also, what kind of lousy ninja are you? Could you really not see me approach?”Her tone sounds bemused, and rather bored.The sound genin struggles to escape- but Nori easily keeps him under control. “Hey, just give up. This fight’s over- I didn’t know you Sound dorks were such wimps!” she laughs- Zaku’s eyes bug wildly as he tries to escape, finally pointing his arms downward. With a blast of air, both Shinobi are propelled into the air- though again, Nori finds this more funny than threatening.With a swing of her arms, her free chain wraps around a nearby railing, holding her and Zaku in place.“I’ve rode wilder winds than this- is this really all you’ve got?
>>49127667Tsuki and her chains man....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxIFzdwrzek
>>49127633>Status of the fuck train's brakes: none
>>49127667man shes really killing it out there.
>>49127667>hanging someone with a spiked chainlink nooseHardcore.
hmm.Them chains might be a problem against tsuki's afterglow.She might not directly catch us but she can restrict our movement area with them.
>>49127723Just try to melt 'em.
>>49127723But interesting things will happen if we make her use her wind jutsu against ours.
>>49127733I suppose if anything could, it'd be motherfuckin' stellar chakra.Even nori would probably be a little nervous fighting us after what she saw.
>>49127733I get the sinking feeling those are the weird chains used to seal the nine-tailed.
>>49127733>>49127745Oh yea. they are.http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Adamantine_Sealing_Chainsthose things are not going to break.
The Moon PrincessThe Queen of HeartsThe Future Hokage or Root Leader
So we're going to rail on Nori for not taking her opponent seriously right?
When the blast propelling them dissipates, Nori kicks off of Zaku, landing cleaning on the upper level. To his credit, the Sound Genin uses his technique to break his fall, somewhat crudely.He spins to face Nori, arms raised- only to have Nori’s chain wrap completely around them.“That’s enough out of you. If you won’t give up, I’ll just have to render you… impotent.” Nori says, a grin spreading across her face.With a swift kick to take his legs out from under him, and his arms completely wrapped in chains, Zaku has nowhere to go as Nori places a single foot on his chest- tighten her grip on her chains- and heaves them upward- yanking Zaku’s arms out of their sockets. The Sound genin screams in agony, while Nori dismisses her chains. His arms limp as his sides, Nori peers down at Zaku.“Give up yet, wimp?” She says, somewhat impassively.“I...I won’t….” he starts, before Nori sighs.She stomps on his face- just once- and the Sound Genin is out for the count.“He’s done, proctor. Get him out of here, I don’t want to hear him whine anymore.” Nori says, walking back to her viewing position with you.“Nori Uzumaki Wins!” Hayate announces, before calling for another Medical-nin team to remove Zaku.Nori returns to your side, visibly upset.“That was awful.” She complains.“At least yours blew up.” she pouts, resting her head and arms on the railing.
>>49127771No.We're going to poke her as to who shes been riding and how wild the ride was.
>>49127764The Azure Streak
>>49127782The Blue Comet
THE LEGEND OF UNNAMED WATERFALL NINJA #2 BEINGS TONIGHT!
>>49127780I LOVE IT!
>>49127775May we skip to the announcement of the next round's match-ups?
>>49127819still got to see the saucy ninja fight.
>>49127819No, He needs to at least provide an overview if they aren't important or fun.
>>49127825Spoiler alert: Sausage wins
God, not only are we team Mega Milk, and not only are we team Princess, we're also team Femdom! We've got Nori with the whips and chains, Hinata with the paralyzing touch and numbing venom, and Tsuki with the superspeed and machines. We should start calling ourselves Submission, Denial, and Ecstasy. Itachi is the gimp.
>>49127830INB4 Unnamed Takigakure Ninja #2 is Wargle's self insert
>>49127830yes, darling, we know.
>>49127752But do they conduct?
After Zaku has been removed, Hayate announces the last match of the day.“Genin with the number ELEVEN! You know who you are! Head down to the arena!”You look with interest as the remaining Takigakure genin walks down to the arena- across from Sasuke Uchiha.“I’m Sasuke Uchiha- star pupil of the Incomparable Guy-sensei! I’ll give you one chance to give up!” Sasuke says, pointing to his opponent, who looks confused.“NO, AGAIN, SASUKE! YOU MUST SAY THE ENTIRE INTRODUCTION, OR IT LOSES IT’S IMPACT! SHOW THEM THE POWER OF YOUR BURNING YOUTH!” Guy yells from across the arena. He seems really eager- more than usual, anyway.Sasuke sighs, and takes a deep breath.“BEHOLD, STRANGER! YOU FACE KONOHA’S SUBLIME BLACK AND CRIMSON BEAST OF PREY- SASUKE UCHIHA! SURRENDER NOW, AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE!” Sasuke yells, standing in a dramatic pose.Guy howls in appreciation for his student from the other side of the arena- thankfully very far away from you.“Sasuke Uchiha vs. Yoro!”Both men drop into a stance- and Sasuke disappears.
>>49127849> Sasuke disappears.he made Sasuke cease to exist! Yoro must be stopped!
>>49127849>Sasuke sighs, and takes a deep breath.>“BEHOLD, STRANGER! YOU FACE KONOHA’S SUBLIME BLACK AND CRIMSON BEAST OF PREY- SASUKE UCHIHA! SURRENDER NOW, AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE!” Sasuke yells, standing in a dramatic pose.Man I feel bad for him.....
>>49127849>“BEHOLD, STRANGER! YOU FACE KONOHA’S SUBLIME BLACK AND CRIMSON BEAST OF PREY- SASUKE UCHIHA! SURRENDER NOW, AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE!”Bless you wargle
>>49127849Welp. RIP the Uchiha clan. Sasuke is taking on Gai's mannerisms.
>>49127833I'm cracking up here thinking about the dramatic introductions we could pull off
The Curse of YOUTH
>>49127859This is fine. He'll never go edgelord.
>>49127856Our battle with him will be like the end of part 3.>Sasuke disappears>Tsuki activates Afterglow>"She can move in the frozen time?!">He crushes us with a road roller
>>49127877Who would say "Yare yare, daze."?
>>49127868Unless he does."YOU FACE THE SUBLIME BLACK AND RED BEAST OF KONOHA, WHOSE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL, FOR I CANNOT WAKE UP!"
>>49127885We will be unable to keep a straight face.
>>49127899We definitely have to turn this into a taunt.
>>49127885"CRAWL, YOUTH! CRAWL INSIDE MY SKIN! GREAT LEAF CUT!"
The other genin quickly scans his surroundings- trying to find any trace of the missing Sasuke. What appears is not just one, but twelve of the younger Uchiha brother.“Your movements are slow, friend.” All twelve clones say at once- it’s rather disorienting.“Which one is the real me? Should be easy for a shinobi of your skill.” the clones explain.The genin prepares several shuriken, and throws them at several clones, who merely dodge.He smiles- the shuriken reverse in position, freezing in place. They suddenly shoot back the opposite direction, towards Sasuke- at this point you realize none of the shuriken are casting a shadow.All twelve of the Sasuke are pierced- and all twelve vanish in a puff of smoke.The genin looks around in shock- before turning around to face Sasuke.“Unfortunately, I wasn’t among them. No hard feelings?” he says- though his eyes are red- that of the activated sharingan.As the genin stands, transfixed, Sasuke winds back, and punches him hard on the jaw, knocking out several teeth.The Takigakure genin crumples to the floor, and Sasuke points to Gaara, who is still glowering amongst his siblings.“I’ll be watching you, Gaara of the Sand. A hero of justice must always defeat a dastardly villain- and I think you’re just the type. Don’t let me down.” He shouts, shooting Gaara a toothy grin.If Gaara heard him, he doesn’t show it- he all but ignores the young Uchiha completely.
>>49127995>“I’ll be watching you, Gaara of the Sand. A hero of justice must always defeat a dastardly villain- and I think you’re just the type. Don’t let me down.” He shouts, shooting Gaara a toothy grin.
>>49127995Why are the Taki so shit when they're supposed to be Jonin?
>>49127995>“I’ll be watching you, Gaara of the Sand. A hero of justice must always defeat a dastardly villain- and I think you’re just the type. Don’t let me down.” He shouts, shooting Gaara a toothy grin.>If Gaara heard him, he doesn’t show it- he all but ignores the young Uchiha completely.Oh god. Hes not an edgelord, hes a shonen hero.And i'm not sure if the edgelord would have been worse.
>>49128007Because they don't need to get into the finals. Having a Jounin in the Chunin Exam finals would look really sketchy for their village. So instead they just completely lose on purpose.
>>49127995Holy shit, I was not suspecting this. I approve.
Guy seems disappointed- though not in Sasuke.Hayate calls the match after the other genin does not rise, and Sasuke returns to his sensei.He slowly pats the older shinobi on the back, consoling him.Once the arena is clear once more, Hayate coughs loudly.“Congratulations, remaining Genin. You have proven yourself worthy to move on to the next round- the true Third Round of the Chunin Exams!”Cheers echo throughout the room from those who passed- barring Gaara and Temari.“You will have one month to prepare- know that shinobi and people from the world over will be watching! We expect you to put on a good show. The match ups for the next round of the tournament will be announced to the public one week before we resume! That is all.”One month- in one month you will take place in the final rounds of the exam, to prove yourself to the world. It’s exciting, and somewhat worrying- many of the genin you’ve seen today are quite skilled, and could be a serious threat. Thankfully you have one month to prepare- you’ll need to think long and hard on how to prepare….
>>49128071Let me guess. Step one: END THREAD.
>>49128071Thank you for running, Wargle!
>>49128071Medical ninjutsu for hinata, maximum speed, endurance and stellar training for tsuki!Nori's probably fine.
>>49128095Should spend a day to visit and check in on hinata after this segment.Should we tell Nori and Hinata during this period or after round 3?
>>49128109We also need to make this up to ino somehow, it's our fault she could not proceed, although it was an accident.
>>49128122All she can shop and eat day?
And we're ending there, folks!@WargleQM for Shonen Heroes!Next Thread should be Saturday or Sunday!POST THREAD BABY!
>>49128109Actually, since hinata's arm is broken, this would be a good time to get her into the medical ninjutsu.She'll need the help of medial ninjutsu to heal the break, both in order to begin training immediately and to be able to participate in the finals in just one month.Bones heal slowly.
>>49128122>>49128128Any one thing she could ask for and we'll do it.>>49128129Thanks for running boss.
>>49128129Do you already have our/the matches for Round 3 set up already?
>>49128129Thank you for running, Wargle.
>>49128129How strongs sasuke compared to canon?
Thread ended right when I woke up. Thanks, Obama.
>>49128129Thoughts on hinata using medical ninjutsu?Is there anything nori needs to work on? She seems pretty tough.
Wow, a lot of the leaf genin are total bosses. No wander Minato invited so many nations to attend. They will go home quite scared for their future.
>>49128139Some of em. There will be a big bracket posted probably by the end of the next thread- whenever it's announced. >>49128145Hoo lord. He's pretty powerful right now. Easily the strongest of Guy's pupils.>>49128150She'd be really good at it, with her crazy eyes.Nori's pretty self sufficient, and basically does her own thing. No need to worry about her.
So, what are we thinking?Speed, Strength, Stamina, Ninjutsu, and Taijutsu can all use work, especially Taijutsu. But lots of our opponents have counters to Taijutsu and even if we focus on it we'll never be good enough. I think we were going to focus on Ninjutsu, using Afterglow more as a kiting technique than an offensive one, and just overwhelm the competition with massive fireballs and lightning storms. Gaara and Temari are fucked because of elemental precedence, Hinata can use the Kaiten to defend herself, but can't attack if we just spit fire at her, Nori is dangerous but we're just slightly faster than her with Afterglow and fire > wind, Sasuke is a real problem, and I forgot who all the other competitors are. Sasuke can almost match us for Ninjutsu, Taijutsu isn't even a fight, he edges us out on Speed, easily outlasts us on Stamina, Strength is no contest, and Genjutsu is at best a tie and at worst a loss. All we've got on him is Ninjutsu, and if he CAN dodge it, he WILL. I think we can take everyone else as we are, if barely, but Sasuke will require some focused training to counter. Anyone got any bright ideas?
>>49128166>Strongest of Guys pupilsHOLLLY BALLLS
>>49128166Is our next match already set up?If so, whom is it with?
>>49128166How are Hinata's and Neji's injuries?
>>49128166What are the internal thoughts of the various jonin from other villages about our fight, and of the leaf's genin overall?Any pants-shitting?Any of them wondering why all of their genin are dead?
>>49128166Was that murderpresents or a threat
>>49128174I think we should focus entirely on afterglow.All of our techniques are already deadly as shit, even before infusing them with stellar chakra.What we need is higher speed in afterglow, and the stamina to sustain it, use it more than once and/or continue to fight normally after using it.We just completely lost our energy after going all out for a short time.
>>49128174Tsuki needs to learn ninjutsu that affects the area.
>>49128193Stamina and afterglow efficiency would be more important i believe.
>>49128177That's telling. You'll find out soon enough.>>49128178Medinin are pretty good at their job- Hinata will be ok before too long. Neji isn't that hurt, really.>>49128183What do you think it was?
>>49128174Whatever we train, if sasuke goes full shonen pre-battle on the field, we match him with full ohoho entrance.
>>49128207That's what i said.We need to work on nothing but our ability to use afterglow and increase our stamina to that end, for the whole month. Nothing else.I want to be able to use it to varying degrees, constantly.Use it at maximum power in short bursts, keep it on a slow burn against a stronger enemy constantly, whatever.We need more control and a LOT of stamina.
>>49128174>>49128193>>49128213>>49128214>>49128194We can beat Sasuke if we can spam Stellar clones. they're indistinguishable from us and explode violently when injured. If we can make enough of them he won't be able to engage in Taijutsu and we can fight him entirely at range. Of course this involves spamming shadow clones in Afterglow, with the clones ALSO using Afterglow. We need MAXIMUM STAMINA. Tsuki needs to have chakra for days.
>>49128211Why are the moon admirers all lunatics
Before you guys strap down to a lot of powergaming stat improvement, this month-long training session has a lot off different ways it can play out- as you'll soon see.It isn't going to just be a normal training thread, far from it.We're going to have shiny CHOICES to make, instead.
>>49128222Man, that pun was great, and you guys haven't even talked to Toneri yet.:'D
>>49128211>>49128179Also, will there be a training timeskip next thread?>>49128220That sounds incredibly wasteful.Precise, powerful strikes is where it's at. Huge, chakra-hungry explosives are pointless.If you want to blow holes in someone, just use shooting star.That'd be way more efficient than making clones that explode.
>>49128226Some downtime as well to visit hinata?
>>49128247Why?We'lll see her in Round 3.
>>49128179You fought well, but didn't stand out too much, minus your constant taunting.Genin die in the FoD sections- that's why they sign that waver. Isn't too uncommon. Nobody died afterwards. >>49128246As I said, not a normal training thread.
>>49128246You assume we can HIT Sasuke, I assume HE can hit US. us winning the fight relies entirely on him not being willing or able to punch us in the face. If you have any ideas better than, don't hit me or you might get vaporized, then lay em on me. Once he has to use something other than Taijutsu, I think we can overpower him. Unless he mind-whammies us with the sharingan, in which case we can just close our eyes and set EVERYTHING on fire. Or he could go full Kaiji and try to figure out which is the real tsuki so he can one hit TKO us.
>>49128226Can't wait Wargle. I'm intrigued about the possibility of going with father. I think we underestimate how useful our ability to create gadgets is.
>>49128268>special trainingwe s-class speed before afterglow
>>49128279I'd rather we work on gadgets as a side thing.I don't want to focus on that being our combat thing at all.
>>49128284>>49128268Actually that's a good question.If we hit 5 speed, can we even possibly train it above 5?And what happens if we use afterglow? Would it actually boost our speed temporarily to 6+?Would anyone be able to keep up with us if 5 is the normal limit?
>>49128301>can we even possibly train it above 5?No.>Would afterglow temp boost our speed to 6?Maybe.
>>49128293Doesn't really just need to be a combat thing. Rather a problem solving thing. Though that could have combat implications I suppose. I think gadgets in the end are our best way of combating the magic eyes.
>>49128316I'd still rather not.
>>49128279>>49128275Hmm, maybe there's a technological solution to this problem. We were admiring those respirators, so poison gas could work too. We might also be able to defeat the sharingan by using video-passthrough goggles. >>49128301Welcome to the world of Minato and A, where the fastest ninjas in the world use techniques that make them EVEN FASTER.>Stellar armor technique>base max speed + stellar speed boost + lightning element speed boost>Super-Super-Super-speed or SSSpeed as I like to call it
>>491283015 is the hard limit in every stat, though certain abilities may set a stat higher temporarily.
Such a hype thread this was!Eagerly awaiting next one. Maybe I'll even have time to post in the actual thread.
Just woke up so I don't care.Whatever happened I need to remind you best husbando is Shino. Aslo be nice to bug lady, bugs are neato.