Shinobi Quest #32This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime and her allies entered the revamped Training Area #44- the “Forest of Death”- for the second round of the Chunin exams. Though they arrived later than another team, Team 7 and their allies decided to investigate the “Castle” regardless. Sneaking past the enemy shinobi, the advance team of Tsuki, Hinata and Nori was able to locate the scroll inside of a hollow tower atop the castle. However, as they did so, explosions from below- likely caused by Shikamaru’s traps- announced the arrival of something else….
>>48926594Awww yis, time to ninja
>>48926594BEST GIRL HYPE
Although you don’t see the detonations, sound is unmistakable. Something has triggered Shikamaru’s explosive tags- and there are still enemy shinobi below.Hinata and Nori look to you for direction- what is your course of action?(Choose one.)1. Hurry down and assist! InoShikaCho is down a member and will need help!2. Leave them for now- you need to worry about the Shinobi team below you in the castle.3. Have Hinata go scout out what’s going on below.
>>48926638Looks like you posted a picture of the wrong sister
>>48926660>3. Have Hinata go scout out what’s going on below.
>>48926660>1. Hurry down and assist! InoShikaCho is down a member and will need help!>4. Lament lack of lewds and cool cats from kumoBut really oh boy non-lewd genin quest
>>48926660>1. Hurry down and assist! InoShikaCho is down a member and will need help!
>>48926660>1. Hurry down and assist! InoShikaCho is down a member and will need help!WE GOT YOU HOMIES
>>48926660Have hinata use her Byakugan to see if we need to go help them out. Grab the scroll regardless with a shadow clone.
>>48926660>1. Hurry down and assist! InoShikaCho is down a member and will need help!Hopefully we can either avoid the team in the castle, or get them involved in a fight with whoever just showed up.
>>48926692We already have the scroll.
>>48926660>1. Hurry down and assist! InoShikaCho is down a member and will need help!Please don't be orochimaru...
>>48926660>Have Hinata and Nori help Shikimaru's team>We'll sneak back into the castle and spy on the other teamIf we have to fight them we can practice afterglow in a battle
Hurrying down to assist!Writing.
>>48926767I hope it's Orochimaru.We can kinda negotiate with him, at least.
>>48926776Broheim we're saving Stellar for the finals (or the prelims of Round 3 if we need it).
>>48926827We can kill them team if they aren't konoha ninja
>>48926808the only way we will survive orochimaru is if we impress him, and even then he'll probably give us one of those cursed marks.
>>48926839Are you retarded? We're willing to kill for our village but we're not murdering peeps in the chuunin exams.
>>48926869>killing enemies before they can become stronger and kill our ninjasHow is that retarded anon?
>>48926896The part where we don't want to fuck over all diplomatic relations with the country we invited to do a joint chuunin exam with?
>>48926951And the paper that every team had to sign, you don't make people sign that if they aren't expecting it to happen anon
>>48926982There's a big difference between a liability of injury or death paper and going out of our way to slaughter an entire team. Legally we'll be fine, but the sand ninjas visiting and the sand hokage aren't stupid.
>>48926982That paper was worth nothing diplomatically. I'm not against killing the Sound, but I don't think we'll need to. A good alpha strike with mind control and shadow puppetry can cripple their ability to attack.
>>48926951Don't you remember Gaara LIQUEFYING multiple teams and getting away with it like nothing happened? Or how EVERY ninja skill is about murdering people? People would think we're a psycho if we went around hunting down victims to murder or executing prisoners, but killing someone in a fight is almost expected. That said, Afterglow is our trump, we shouldn't bring it out until we have to. Don't forget this is a battle of endurance as much as speed. If we dump all our chakra now we might have to stop and rest instead of blitzing the tower.
>>48927012>They attacked us first we just defended ourselves>Can't prove us wrong
“We have the scroll- let’s go!” You say, directing your team forward. The three of you run to to the edge of the castle’s top tier- it descends like stairs into the forest below. You can faintly the smoke from below- you need to hurry.Skipping between tiers is easy for all of you, and within minutes you’re near ground level. What greets you, however, is not a team of genin, as you expected.Choji seems to be wrestling some sort of giant serpent! Through sheer strength alone, he’s holding the snake’s jaws agape- at his feet, you can see Ino, unconscious. Shikamaru is nowhere to be seen.Tsk. As strong as Choji might be, you doubt he’s more than a tasty snack for such a beast. Do these things live here naturally? Or-No, now isn’t the time to study it. You-1. Engage the Snake with you team!2. Engage the Snake with Nori w/ Hinata on recon duty.3. Hinata knows about snakes- have her do something about it!
>>48927108>1. Engage the Snake with you team!
>>48927108>3. Hinata knows about snakes- have her do something about it!She's a Slytherin right?
>>48927108>2. Engage the Snake with Nori w/ Hinata on recon duty.
>>48927108>Hinata knows about snakes- have her do something about it!
>>489271083. Hinata knows about snakes- have her do something about it!
>>48927108>3. Hinata knows about snakes- have her do something about it!>>48927130Parseltongue.
>>48927108>3. Hinata knows about snakes- have her do something about it!
>>489271082. Engage the Snake with Nori w/ Hinata on recon duty.Put a kunai into one of its eyes and it will hunt easier prey.
>>48927108>2. Engage the Snake with Nori w/ Hinata on recon duty.We can take down a snake. Hinata needs to keep our backs covered.Oh god it is Orochimaru what do we do.
Would Orochimaru choose a Hyuga over an Uchiha? Should we worry about Hinata's snake stuff?
>>48927192Depends on Wargle, Anon. Also, aren't summoned creatures completely loyal to their master?
>>48927192Its weird. Hinata was in the exam too and has no curse markbut orochimaru never even considered herI don't even think they were ever in the same panel
>>48927192Snake stuff is fine, the problem is the asshole snakes that Orochimaru uses. Having Hinata on recon means she'll have an eye open for sudden snakemanlady attacks.
>>48927192But Orochimaru has no reason to be her. The only reason he intervened in the exams was to get Sasuke's eyes. But there are loads of Uchiha around now, he could just gank someone in an alley somewhere. There is another possibility, depending on where Nagato is. The Rinnegan is unique, and the chance to cause an all-out war in the center of Konoha so he can steal it is too good to pass up.
>>48927310He wants to get Tsuki's bloodline thing that he might have helped make.
>>48927276>>48927305the being that can use any bathroom
Engaging with Hinata on recon.Writing.
>>48927310>nb4 mom was one of his weird ass agents.
>>48927359> ass agentsan entire ninja discipline dedicated to clandestine covert operations focused on buttocks
>>48927405>>48927359Where do you think Kakashi learned his special jutsu?
>>48927405Thanks for that anon, I'm having a really shitty week and that's the first time I've laughed in days.
>>48927405Twerk no Jutsu Tsuki pic when?By which I actually me Guy and Lee.
>>48927405Jiraiya missed his true calling
>>48927466Don't have that but I have tsuki in green jumpsuit coming in soon.
>>48927495It better be bedazzled.
>>48927551Trust in Larro
“Hinata! Watch our backs!- Nori, let’s go!” you shout, taking off towards the giant reptile.Nori keeps pace with you- the glow of her chakra chains visible in your peripheral vision.The great snake’s eyes shift slightly as you approach- but Choji, for his credit, holds the beast in place. Nori bounds off to the left, while you take the right side. It’s single large bulges as it follows your movements- In response, you fire off a few kunai in rapid succession. Two hit their mark- burying themselves in the creature’s left eye. Nori must have done something similar- the creature roars in pain- rearing it’s head backwards, launching Choji into the air.You can see Nori’s glowing chain extending as the creature rears back. There’s a flash of yellow as Nori takes off- Shunshin?All you’re able to see is the glowing chains winding themselves around the creature’s head- pinning it to a nearby tree. Nori, using her body as an anchor, is wrapped around a thick branch, holding the creature in place.“Princess! Kill it! Finish it off!” your blonde teammate shouts from above you.You can see the snake’s softer underbelly presenting itself as a target- how will you proceed?1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!2. Utilize one of your new lightning techniques!3. Utilize your taijutsu training- flaw the monstrosity with your swords!
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!Make it a big one!
>>48927653>3. Utilize your taijutsu training- flaw the monstrosity with your swords!
>>48927653>2. Utilize one of your new lightning techniques!
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!As much as I'd like to gut the creature, we're better off using jutsus.
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!It's Tsuki's most advanced ninjutsu, right?
>>48927653>2. Utilize one of your new lightning techniques!Wait when did Minato give us the swords?
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!doesn't reveal anything new incase someones watching.
>>48927653Bleh, flay, even. Need more caffeine.
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!I know it's not a Hydra but it's still a snake.
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!Burn baby burn.
>>48927653>1. Roast to a crisp with a fire technique!Tried and true, roast snake.
>>48927697You just have some standard blades from your training- not the Kiba.
>>48927776I wonder if we can get the Kiba before the finals in the 3rd round.
Spit roast incoming!Writing.
>>48927793I can't remember but I thought the conditions were, Don't use them on people from Konohana and don't use them during the tests.
>>48927793probably not. because chances are we'd be using them against konoha nin.
>>48927817>>48927814Ah that makes sense. Oh well.
>>48927799Let me just call up one of my buddies, we'd love to eiffel tower sum pretty liddle ghourls
>>48927810>>48927799>Nori and Tsuki double-teaming a massive snake while Hinata watchesLEWDEWD
>>48927833>Wow this is a big one! I don't think I can handle this one on my own. Nori, could chain him down for me?Jiraiya is bleeding to death from the nose somewhere
>>48927799oi you cheeky cunt steal my gimmick y not?
>>48927871we can spitroast you if you want
You knead fire chakra within your stomach- what’s needed here is a continuous flame to roast that snake alive!You shift through the signs at lightning speed-“Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet!”You expel your flaming breath along the creature’s underside- slowly cooking it alive.It’s been awhile since you’ve used this technique- it’s one of the first you learned. The stream of flame is larger and roars with more ferocity than it ever has before- a result of your continuous training, no doubt!The snake twists and turns, but cannot escape Nori’s chains- it’s slow death guaranteed. After several more minutes, the charred beast goes limp.Nori dispels her chains, and the creature crumples to the ground.You waste no time- you need to know what happened to Shikamaru. As if on queue, Choji stumbles back into the area, dirty, but otherwise unharmed.“Choji! Where’s Shikamaru?” you shout.“There were two snakes- he drew the other one away. Is Ino- Wait, what’s that delicious smell?” he asks, sniffing the air.“She’s fine, we fired up the snake roast.” you respond with a smirk.“But we need to find Shikamaru, and get going. We’ve got the scroll- we need to get moving.”“The other team is coming, Tsuki-hime! Their signatures are coming close to the ground floor!” Hinata reports.Great- not what you needed right now.You need a plan of action here--1. Everyone, form up! We need to take care of these people now! Shikamaru can handle himself!2. Choji, take Ino and run- find Shikamaru!3. Hinata, go find Shikamaru! Choji, help us fight these shinobi!4. Everyone, run! We’ll find Shikamaru and lose them!
>>48928114>2. Choji, take Ino and run- find Shikamaru!A snake is a snake, but a team of ninja is another thing.
>>48928114>4. Everyone, run! We’ll find Shikamaru and lose them!
>>48928114>3. Hinata, go find Shikamaru! Choji, help us fight these shinobi!
>>489281143. 3. Hinata, go find Shikamaru! Choji, help us fight these shinobi!Evening Wargle! Good to see you running. How was the bachelor party?
>>489281144. Everyone, run! We’ll find Shikamaru and lose them!Can we lob some explosive tags on kunai at the entrance first though? See if we can cause it to collapse and force them to find another way out?
>>48928114>4. Everyone, run! We’ll find Shikamaru and lose them!Into the shadows!
>>48928114>4. Everyone, run! We’ll find Shikamaru and lose them!Shikamaru by himself against a giant snake doesn't sound like a good plan.
>>48928165Good shit, didn't sleep nearly enough. But I'm dedicated to my story about little girls.:'D
>>48928114>3. Hinata, go find Shikamaru! Choji, help us fight these shinobi!MY GOD CHOJI THESE SHINOBI WANT TO STEAL YOUR SNAKE!
>>48928204Bbq snek at that!
>>48928114>3Wish we had the false sound Genjutsu It would make planning much easier i miss boruto quest ;_;
>>489281143. Hinata, go find Shikamaru! Choji, help us fight these shinobiHinata can help him finish off his snake, or bargain it away. And let's make choji useful.
>>48928195>Good shit, didn't sleep nearly enoughTrust me, I know this too well. As for the little girls...it's the most successful quest on tg right now, give yourself credit where it is due! I'll be dropping the tag and joining in myself in a little bit, I need to get back to NM quest. also... when do we let the egg possess us?
>>48928225I've thought about trying to bring that up in this quest, but it wouldn't feel right. Maybe if we ever learned any genjutsu though, it was crazy useful.
Sending Hinata to find Shikamaru, Choji on defense.Writing.
>>48928342Remind me against why we didn't just get some short-wave in-ear radios like Team 7 had for the Tora mission?
it's gaara, calling it now. which means we either have to give up the scroll or fight him.Or we could give hinata the scroll
>>48928321you have to vote for it
We should look into creating some new fire or lightning jutsus that eventually we can turn into stellar>>48928387If its Gaara we'll pull out Stellar and immediately go nuclear on him
So reading the Wiki, Choji's clan are the only users of Yang chakra in the setting. That's pretty cool.
>>48928397What do you think Lee and Gai use? And what about the #1 all-yang chakra user, Kurama?
>>48928165>>48928347Now where's the HyugaQM?>>48928397That's because there's not much use Yang has. I'd like to incorporate it though.
By the way folks... We should have sent nori and Hinata while us and choji held the line. Snake two has orochimaru
>>48928430We should have
>>48928430We didn't know that in character.
“Hinata, go find Shikamaru! Choji, over here! We need to take these guys out!” you shout issuing commands. Hinata nods, and takes off running into the woods. Choji hustles over, taking a defensive stance in front of Ino.With Hinata gone, you won’t be able to predict when they come- but she did say they were coming to the ground floor.How do you wish to approach this fight?1. Wait for the enemy shinobi to appear. Play defensively.2. Take the initiative! Surprise these enemy shinobi with offense!3. Wait patiently, but play a mixture of offense and defense.
>>48928510>3. Wait patiently, but play a mixture of offense and defense.
>>48928510>4. FUCKING HIDE! You can ambush them the moment they reveal themselves.
>>48928510>Have Choji stand defensively>Rest of us hide and wait to ambush from different angles at different times
>>48928510>2. Take the initiative! Surprise these enemy shinobi with offense!Defensive offense.Traps!
>>489285103. Wait patiently, but play a mixture of offense and defense.Ambush as others have said. Throw a bunch of kunai with explosive tags around the entrance and detonate them when the enemy comes out`
>>48928510>counter ambushsend clones to be ambushed by them, then ambush their ambush!
>>48928510>3. Wait patiently, but play a mixture of offense and defense.Also seconding the ambush idea.>>48928523
>>48928510>3.)On phone. Can't copy well
>>48928430like it would matter
>>48928510>2. Take the initiative! Surprise these enemy shinobi with offense!
can someone explain why we're fighting? I think I missed something. I mean, we already have the scroll, it's not like we need to take it from them.
>>48928641I agree, we should be bugging out and helping our other team mates. Leave a trap sure, but no need to get into a prolonged engagement right now. But hey, the vote was counted and this is it.
>>48928510>2Traps and shuriken, pointy objects, bombs and puns!
>>48928641They'd move faster than us, since choji would be carrying ino. Better to crush them in a quick prepared battlefield rather than let them pincer us with whatevers with the other snake.
>>48928641I know, I'd take ino and all head out together but hey. Let's actually kill some of the other genin, cull the ranks
>>48928641Ino fainted and Cho isn't that fast.
>>48928669But they haven't seen us, we should be able to run away and they wouldn't know which direction we went in unless it's neji's team.
>>489285101. Wait for the enemy shinobi to appear. Play defensively.
>>48928555With the ambush idea. We can use clones to lead them into some explosive tags. SUICIDE CLONE JUTSU!
>>48928685We're not going to be moving at full stealth. Also, shikamaru led the snake away. Chances are if they didnt follow us, they'd mistake that trail for our trail and end up following us anyways.We also cant discount the possible presence of an enemy sensor or tracker or their team.
>>48928711We can call it the Ebisu technique
>>48928510>1. Wait for the enemy shinobi to appear. Play defensively.>Set up explosive tags and other traps.>See if you can collapse part of the building to block the path.
>>48928711actually, that gives me an Idea.Why didn't we leave a shadow clone behind and let them chase it?
>>48928742Or we can stop being a coward and get stronger through fighting
Mixture of offense and defense- including a potential ambush.Roll me 1d100, first three.Let's go, boys.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>48928763
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>48928763
>>48928730Suicide clone is already a jutsu, Itachi and Hōōmaru-sensei of Lewd Genin fame use it.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>48928763Rollin
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>48928763Time to rock and or roll
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>48928763ohoho
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>48928763
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>48928763
>>48928742Because we need to be better anon!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>48928763Please god...
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>48928763
>>48928773>Allahu Leafbar no Jutsu
>>48928807>1000 Virgin Teqnique
>>48928833We really gotta level up our Taijihad.
>>48928833>use it in the final>Jiraiya wildly misinterprets what's going on>dies
>>48928784>>48928759I'm just worried it might be gaara, which would be a bad time.Though, now that I think about it, Hinata didn't mention anything odd about the chakra of the 3 people, so now I think it isn't them.
>>48928854>Stellar Release: Golden Shower
>>48928869I'm hoping it's the Sound 3.They're kinda bitches, and I won't feel bad if we decide to kill him.
>>48928833>>48928807>Not "Secret Technique: Splendid Blossoming of a Thousand Virgins"The Fourth is disappointed.
>>48928888>Those quadsWell shit, maybe
>>48928888We really need to name all our techniques suggestively. We already have afterglow. What else could we do?
>>48928913Climax Supernova for our big finishing move?
>>48928913shooting star becomes Money shot
>>48928970>Money Shot! Because Capitalism! W-why are you all blushing! Stop it!>>48928979Spoil sport.
>>48928913I'd be fine with all the Afterglow-related techniques having suggestive names, but it's easy to overdo that sort of thing. When that happens the humor evaporates immediately.
>>48928913It all depends on what the jutsus are>Stellar Release: Finger Bang>Stellar Release: Full Moons>Stellar Release: Dark Hole>Stellar Release: Red Tide>Stellar Release: Landing Strip
Imagine how sasuke or neji fighting against us in part 3 is going to feel with us shouting out those names.It might distract them abit, haha.
I still stand by naming a combination attack Konoha Three-Way.
>>48929071It'll distract almost all shinobi to some extent
You won’t make the first move- but you aren’t going to let them take control, either.First, Shadow Clones. You concentrate, and conjure two of the substantial clones. You’ve been practicing, and now it’s time to put that practice to use. Nodding at you, the two clones run to the underbrush- while you pepper the door with kunai with delayed-blast explosive tags. Nori, not really one for ambush tactics, grips her chains tightly, while Choji is breathing deeply- obvious preparing for some sort of technique. The door begins to open- you yank on the connecting wire for the explosive tags- igniting them all at once- maybe you’ll get lucky and the explosion will take them out?With an earsplitting series of booms, the tags detonate, splintering and destroys the wooden door in it’s entirety. However, instead of charred shinobi, all that pours of the door is a thick fog- tinted a light shade of blue. It continues to spill out, suffusing the whole area in a matter of seconds. Not natural, then.Three blurs run forth from the door, obscured by the fog. Nori isn’t patient enough to let the enemy shinobi’s cover stand, though.“Wind Release: Gale Palm!”The huge gust of wind takes most of the fog with it- revealing an empty courtyard. The air behind displaces slightly- and you smile. They took the bait.In that split second, you utilize your Shunshin.
>>48929073It should be anon
>>48929073I like "Konoha ménage à trois" more
>>48929100Oh boy time to kill some Kiri ninjas to avenge Ebisu
>inb4 its somebody we know
>>48929107Usually that phrase is to add a little bit of subtlety to it. I think it does the opposite here.
The afterimage you left was just convincing enough- the Shinobi who was behind you commits to hit attack- and your shadow clones rush from the underbrush, just as planned.He seems caught off guard, and raises his defense- but your clones freight to the side, to engage the other two shinobi now fighting Nori and Choji.You won’t let this opening go to waste, though.The versatility of this technique cannot be overstated. You shunshin at full speed towards his exposed backside- burying your twin blades into him. You hear him grunt in pain- and use your momentum to flip over his head, landing in front. He seems surprised, but cannot react quickly enough as you deliver a roundhouse kick to his face. The shinobi, wearing a rebreather and Ame headband, fall backwards, pushing your blades deeper into him. He’s writhing in pain- and unlikely to be a factor in the fight.You feel one of your clones puff out of existence as the Ame ninja Choji was fighting takes it out.Your other clone, still partnered with Nori, seems to be having a better time of it.You…1. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.2. Leave him, and go help Choji. He’s already out of the fight.
>>48929263>1. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.
>>48929263>2. Leave him, and go help Choji. He’s already out of the fight.No need to make relations with the Mist any shakier then they already are.
>>48929263>1. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.Hanzo wouldn't want any weaklings
>>48929263>>1. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.
>>489292631 pin him to the ground with the one of the blades, don't try to kill him
>>48929285This is Rain not Mist
>>48929285why would the mist care about rain ninja?
>>48929263>2. Leave him, and go help Choji. He’s already out of the fight.
>>48929263>1. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.He's got both our swords inside him, and we need those swords.
>>48929305point remains valid.>>48929314Because it is not necessary to kill them. They aren't a threat to the village.
>>48929263>2. Leave him, and go help Choji. He’s already out of the fight.But smash him on the noggin. Knock him out.
>>489292631. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.He could be near deaths door anyways, we don't need him to do anything more to endanger us. We set the tone of this with the explosive traps. This is to the death.
>>48929314>>48929329also, mixed up the rain and the mist, because it's hard to keep track of all these countries.
>>48929329Any enemy ninja is a threat to the village anon, they might not be dangerous now but later they can cause real issues. If Iwa murdered Minato when he was young they would have won the war
>>48929263>2. Leave him, and go help Choji. He’s already out of the fight.> Tie him and put explosive tags around him to discourage movement.
>>48929351very well, I will accept that is a valid point. I still think this is a bad idea in the long run.
Taking out the Ame.Writing.
>>48929263>1. Finish off the wounded Ame ninja- better to be sure before moving on. To help Choji.A blow to the head should suffice. Even if he's an asshole it's just one of Minato's dumb fucking tests.
>>48929413Its only a bad idea if they find out were targeting foreign ninjas on purpose
>>48929429Invigilators will be watching though.
>>48929429so does this mean we will be completely against any future alliances with foreign powers? Because if daddy taught us anything, it's that you need to have allies. Or at the very least customers.
>>48929429Let's just try not to kill as many people as Gaara. We could leave the forest with a pretty brutal reputation.
>>48929442And we are currently in a combat situation. Literally fighting for our life. We can't be certain this ninja doesn't have some final trip up his sleeve that he will use now that he is desperate. They literally can not punish us for finishing him off.
>>48929445Pfft, what's a few dead genin?
>>48929442If Gaara gets away with what he does we should be fine>>48929445We can trade with people while fucking them over, jack up foreign nations prices and claim them as shipping and transportation costs.
>>48929429how many bodies did Minato drop before he started preaching for peace?
>>48929460I'm just saying, while it may be fine here, I highly recommend we do not go for the kill during Round 3, unless the opponent is obviously trying to kill us no matter what.
>>48929471According to the wiki he killed/beat a platoon of 1000 ninjas by himself and that was one battle
>>48929499shit, Tsuki will have so many tear drop tattoos before we're done
>>48929490You aren't allowed to intentionally kill in round 3 from what I remember. And yeah, at that point it would be a bad idea due to the nature of the event. We can't open kill our opponents on purpose in front of a crowed.
>>48929490Well yea, theirs like referees for that. It's like a tournament fight, not like this brutal all out war test.
After we get the two scrolls how about we take Shika's team to the tower and then go with our team to hunt down and take out the sound shinobi? They both know about the monsters so I can see them going along with it
>>48929512well, as long as we remember that there is a time for killing and a time for just incapacitating, then I can live with the blood thirst for a while.
>>48929537Why add unnecessary risk?
>>48929537That's a bad idea. We are skilled but we really shouldn't be risking ourselves needlessly once we have what we need to finish here. How likely are we to run into the sound ninja? They might finish before us, might finish whilst we are looking for them, might have already been taken out. All the while we are getting into fights with other ninja for no reason.
You give him a swift kick to the shoulder, rolling him onto his side. In a fluid movement, you pull your blades out of him, and chain it into an overhead stroke of one of the blades, catching the Ame shinobi in the neck. He sputters, his breathing labored through his rebreather.He signed the waiver- and decided to attack. He’d have done the same to you-It’s not personal, just business.The egg around your neck glows with a faint warmth. You pay it no mind- you need to help Choji.With the numbers uneven, the battle ends quickly, and in similar fashion. You wipe off your blades and sheath them- Choji’s breathing hard, and Nori is poking around at the corpses.“Rain Shinobi, huh? Well, they should’ve just kept to themselves. One less team chasing us down trying to take our scroll or our lives, ya know?” She says, shrugging.As the glow from the egg fades, you sense a bit of doubt within your teammate- but it’s not anything you need to worry about, for now. “Alright, so what now?” Choji says, having caught his breath.You’ll….1. Wait here for Hinata and Shikamaru. It will make it easier for them to find you.2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.3. Keep moving. You have one scroll- you need another to fulfill your contract with InoShikaCho.
>>48929537Hmm.. Honestly I'd be okay with completing the test on the later side to hunt down some sound shinobi. This is the best time to get some answers out of them. It won't be an easy fight but we could get information that could help us with whatever their plotting. Make some character development for our slide into ROOT.
also, we need to finish this quickly and get to hinata and hope Orochimaru hasn't killed them yet.
>>48929571>2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.
>>48929571>2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.Hinata can find us if we veer off track
>>48929571>2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.Regroup, make sure Shikamaru and Hinata aren't being digested by a giant snake. Even if they're fine we need Hinata to hunt down scrolls.
>>489295712. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.
>>48929554Information, weaken Orochimaru even a bit, no better time to take them out, and practice for Root>>489295712. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.
>>48929571>2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.>The egg around your neck glows with a faint warmth.Well that's fucking ominous.
>>48929571>The egg around your neck glows with a faint warmth. You pay it no mind- you need to help Choji.I dont like this. I dont like this at all
>>48929571>2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.Regroup.
>>48929571>3. Keep moving. You have one scroll- you need another to fulfill your contract with InoShikaCho.
>>489295712. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.If we wait here in front of an objective, were only gonna see and have to fight latecomers for a scroll.
>>48929603those ninja are literally his scrubs. the lowest tier. He couldn't care less if they die, and even if they die, their bodies will still work perfectly into his plans. As they did in the canon.If anything, killing them will bring his attention onto us, which is worrying.
>>48929571>2. Try to track them down- you can’t imagine Hinata isn’t with him.>>48929614Yeah well this quest is so full of hurr hurr lets be ROOT fags that they keep grabbing things that they shouldn't.
hinata is much more competent then in Canon at this point. She would probably have left markers for us to follow.
>>48929634Hanzo doesn't care about his genin. He'd probably be proud of us. If it's really Pain behind the scenes, then wew lad, we done goofed.
>>48929648or we could follow the trail the giant fucking left. They aren't exactly known for being subtle.
>>48929635>>48929614All we need is to not be a gore soaked asshole every two minutes.Remember Tsuki, people aren't just a means to an end.
>>48929634But what about getting a sick ass tat, anon.
>>48929661I wasn't talking about Hanzo, I'm talking about Orochimaru and the sound 3. those 3 die in canon, and if anything, helped Orochimaru more in death then they did in life.>>48929672Exactly. I mean, come on, do we want to become like Sai? He's a total fag.
>>48929635Aww relax mang. We're just trying to tell a good story.
Trying to find Hinata and Shikamaru.Writing.1d100, boys.First three.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>48929706O hey
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>48929706rollin
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>48929706Use your special eyes Tsuki
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>48929706
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>48929706Rolling
>>48929714Khorne apparently approves of removing worst village.
>>48929714Tsuki has boobdar or lazydar?
>>48929714The super lucky number. 88
>>48929693Sure.He died for your sins.
>>48929739Geniusdar.She can always find the second smartest person in the area to mock or cozy up to.Boobdar comes after the time skip
>>48929739 Shadow clone raider
>>48929759we will read every Icha Icha paradise book to his grave as they come out
>>48929739She just really likes sniffing Hinata.
>>48929759Don't you see, we haven't sinned enough yet! We need to sin so that his sacrifice fro our sins can have meaning!
>>48929714>Shika and Hinata were hiding in Tuski's pocket the whole time
>>48929779>We use the transformation jutsu to look like Nori to preserve our reputation
>>48929794>Shikamaru and Hinata were actually transformed into her swords the whole time.
>>48929785Letting your sensei die is a worst sin.
Gotta keep moving- no reason to stay here and remain a target. “We’ll go find Hinata. She should have found Shikamaru by now. Choji, can you still carry Ino?” you ask.“Yeah, I’ve got her. Let’s find Shika and get this over with- I’m getting hungry.” he grunts.Of course he is.Once Ino’s in his care, the three of you take off in the direction Hinata went. As you run along, you can see little markings here and there- after the third one, it’s clear these are markings left by Hinata for you to follow- she thought this through. You can’t help but smile- the girl’s come a long way over these last six months.Your squad follows the markings further into the forest- before coming into a clearing. Mentally referencing the map, you should be somewhere near “The Bridge”, but it’s hard to say. “Princess, do you smell that?” Nori says, her nose crinkled up. You can’t say you do- but you suppose Nori’s sense of smell is better than yours.Choji is sniffing as well- “Yeah, it kinda smells like blood. Coming from….”“The far side of the clearing.” Nori finishes.The three of you rush across it- and you see it. “The Bridge.”A great snake has wound its way across the supports of the bridge- but it isn’t moving, and is full of holes. Blood is dripping into the water below the bridge, dying it red. “That’s the source of the smell, then.” you muse.Looking around, you don’t immediately see Hinata or Shikamaru- but this bridge seems somewhat familiar. Not that you’ve ever been to this training ground, but maybe it’s a replica of a different place?“Kannabi. This is Kannabi Bridge. Dad’s told me the story a thousand times.” Nori says, peering over the replica.
If we roll a 100, can we discover a second Sensei hidden in the shadow of the first? Or do we have to throw Ebisu's corpse at someone in order for that to work?
>>48929952Wargle said no crits
>>48929952There wasn't enough left of ebisu to fill a soda can, so no.
>>48929944Hinata. Be safe.
>>48929971not even a small one?
>>48929944>Kannabi. This is Kannabi Bridge
You’re aware of what Kannabi is- and what it meant for the end of the 3rd Shinobi World War. Is building this replica a monument to Minato’s ego? Or is it a message to those participating? Not that many Genin would know offhandedly.“Interesting.” Is all you manage to say- you’ve got more important things to worry about. The three of you creep closer to the bridge- obviously some intense fighting went down here. Beyond the giant snake, there are also two other corpses here….“Kusagakure Shinobi.” You say, checking their headbands. No cause of death is immediately obvious, but they are most certainly dead.“Think the scroll is still here?” Choji says, eyes darting around.“I doubt it. I don’t think these two fought Shikamaru and Hinata anyway- the bodies are cold.” you report, finishing your investigation.“Princess, let’s cross. I have a feeling we’ll find out what we want to know on the other side. Shikamaru and Hinata were here, right? There must be a reason they didn’t come back after the snake was dead.” Nori says, her brow furrowed in thought. You glance around, and sure enough Hinata’s markings are present on one of stones of the bridge.“Very well.” you respond, taking a deep breath. For some reason, you’re feeling more on edge now that at any point during the past day.
>yfw Hinata and Shika are dead
>>48930046There will be no place on the world where they could hide from out wrath.
>>48930046...tired of high prices?
>>48930046I don't think Wargle would kill them off that easily.
So wait, how long has Ino been unconscious?
Hang on... Dead grass ninja. Oh Shit it's snaek man himself
>implying they weren't merely suicidal
>>48930078IT'S TIME FOR THE TRAMP STAMP.
>>48930082>couldn't protect best girl's smileLike tears in the rain Nagato
The three of you cross the replica of Kannabi bridge, Ino in tow. Hinata’s markings continue- you hope she’s alright.Why would she keep going instead of coming back?When you reach the end, your ears prick up- voices. People are talking?You motion for your teammates to follow, finger over your lips. The three of creep ever closer- eventually Choji waves you forward. Heither he’s worried or doesn’t think he can remain as quiet while carrying Ino. Either way, you motion for him to stay put, and you and Nori keep going, until the voices become clearer.“You’ve tried so hard, scurrying about so furiously, little mice. It’s been…. entertaining.”The voice is smooth, like silk. You have to strain your ears just to make out what he says- you and Nori continue to creep closer…. and closer.“Although… your futile struggles are beginning to bore me. Especially yours, young man. You will never outrun your fate.” The words he’s saying don’t match his tone- the lightness of it gives you goosebumps.Finally, you creep close enough to peer into the clearing where this is unfolding.Four people are arranged against one- and these are people you know.Shikamaru, Hinata, Neji and Sai are arranged in a semi-circle around the man- though only Neji is standing.He’s breathing heavily, and his arms hang limp at his sides.“Oho, but you young shinobi are just so full of surprises~” the man opposite them says. At least, you think it’s a man. An androgynous figure, dressed in light clothing with a purple sash, equipped with a Kusagakure headband.He’s also looking directly at you- it’s that same look the Sound Jonin had.“It’s getting very crowded, suddenly. You should come out, Tsuki Norihime~”….why does he know your name?
Choose. 1. Come out.2. Remain hidden.
>>48930325>3.Send out a clone
>>48930325>1. Come out.he already knows we're here. we can potentially buy time for the others
>>48930325>1. Come out."Get away from them."
>>48930325>1. Come outMight as well not delay the inevitableSay, Wargle, how long have you had Kannabi Bridge planned for your Chunin Exams?
>>489303251. Come out.
>>48930325>1. Come out.
>>48930325>1. Come out.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mjl63e0ms
>>48930306>1. Come out."Who are you?"
>>489303251. Come out.Your the sound join from before are you not? Secondly forgive me but I don't think we've been introduced...
>>48930349Since I thought out the "revamped" second round, so maybe a week and a half ago? Around there.
>>48930325>1. Come out."You have me at a disadvantage. The Norihime clan tends not to appreciate that."
>>489303253. I'm sure we won't be able to trick orochimaru, but it's worth a try. It's a move he'd probably respect regardless. Could also be a good time for SUICIDE CLONE JUTSU. Smack a bunch of explosive tags underneath her shirt, have it do a point blank fireball jutsu. We'd just need to get close enough to all of them.
>>48930380So it's just a nice coincidence. Cool.
>>48928414Sleeping boyo I never get to catch wargle live because he doesnt start until about 3am for me
>>48930325>1. Come out.>>48930406Anon, Tsuki doesn't know that's Orochimaru also, I doubt he would be fooled by her. He's too smart.
>>48930421Funnily enough he doesn't end till about 4am for me.
>>48930439>>48930421Australian Master Race checking in, Wargle starts at midday for me.
Time to be introduced.Writing.
So, the bad news here is we may need to use our stellar chakra in order to not get wrecked. The good news is that Orochimaru's going to take notice of that, and it might interest him enough to just curse mark us and leave.
>>48930439It's fucking 4:30 here. Still struggling to get used to this time zone.
>>48930472Or we catch him off guard and decapitate him.
>>48930472Wait, is the curse mark a good thing or a bad thing?
>>48930484Bad, I say.
>>48930484Bad. It basically makes Tsuki connected to Orochi and his bitch. I don't know why the fuck fags want it for.
>>48930306So he's after Neji.>>48930455
>>48930484Good when your shit tier, horrible when your not
>>48930472if its to save our fellows, we'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>48930472I knew. I knew this was going to happen. I was just too afraid to bring it up.>>48930482>catching him off guard and decapitating him.Even if we managed to do so, he would just turn into a bunch of snakes and have a new body come out of the mouth of one of them.>>48930484Bad, but slightly better then death.
>>48930484I mean, it's better than dying. But avoiding it altogether would be best.
>>48930455>>48930505Lots of Australians seem to like this quest, which is understandable. I hear that even the drawfriend is an Australian. How many virgins do I have to sacrifice to the wind gods to get a drawfriend?
>>48930500I don't think anyone wants it, they just expect it if we use Stellar.Or they want it and they're just being fags.
>>48930545What is your quest?
>>48930547I really don't want it. Tsuki already had the Stellar release; no need for a curse mark. It would be too busy. What's next? Grow angel wings and become half-demon?
>>48930550Don't want to shill, so I won't link. But it's Future Naruto Quest AKA Lewd Genin Quest.
>>48930566That comes with the curse mark.
>>48930573I'm non draw-anon but I'll have a look
>>48930574Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
>>48930574maybeits kind of different depending of the person of what kind of curse mark you get
>>48930660Yeah, I didn't remember that part until after I posted it.
>>48930484I think it would be interesting, but if we got it I would have us learn about fuinjutsu at one point to get rid of it. It would basically give us Orochimaru's chakra in our reserves by activating it, by him giving us senjutsu or sage chakra. it also has a second stage where you transform and become stronger and faster. He usually does this to people whose body he's interested in hijacking.
You stand. Norihime don’t cower; they certainly aren’t going to hide.Nori pulls on your arm- you shake her off.“Princess! What are doing? He’s obviously way too strong! We need to-”“Shut it, Nori. I’m not leaving them here to his mercy.”You take a few steps forward, coming fully into the clearing.“I am indeed Tsuki of the clan Norihime. You have me at a disadvantage- I don’t believe we’ve been introduced.” you say flatly.The man hums lightly to himself.“That is not necessarily true, little Norihime- I was one of the very first to meet you. But no, I suppose you wouldn’t remember. You hadn’t quite been born yet, after all~”There’s not many people who could claim that- and only one who could be here now.“You lead the Sound, then. You’re a monster-” you accuse. The man cackles- an airy voice, higher and wispier than any woman you’ve ever met.“I AM the Sound, little Norihime- though monster is such a harsh thing to say~” he says, his eyes boring into you.“I have a name, girl. Say it~”He licks his lips- his tongue is disturbing long, and purple. “Let your little friends know exactly with whom they trifle~”1. Say his name2. Do not. It doesn't matter.
Good night and good luck Tsukis.
>>48930695>2. Do not. It doesn't matter.
>>48930695>1. Say his name
>>489306951. Say his name
>>48930695"No one worthwhile."
>>48930695>2. Do not. It doesn't matter.Every little victory matters against Orochimaru
>>48930695>1. Say his namehumor the super powerful mad scientist
>>48930695>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>48930695>1. Say his nameMeanie
>>489306952. Do not. It doesn't matter.
>>48930695>1. Say his nameIt's too dramatic not to.
>>48930695>1. Say his namebut say it really despondently. Like you got caught doing something bad and have to apologize.
>>48930695>1. Say his name"oreo"
>>48930695>1. Say his nameBut don't show any fear.
>>48930695>1. Say his name"The wanted S-rank criminal, Orochimaru."
>>48930695>1. Say his nameAnd what, pray tell, does the almighty Orochimaru plan to accomplish with this infiltration of the chunin exams? The chance to kill inexperienced genin?
>>48930751That's not how you spell "Faggot-chan the great and powerful"
>>48930695>Jiraya.>No? Oh, right. Hello Tsunade. >Kakashi?>Sarutobi.>Uchiha Somethingorother.>And so on and so forth.
>>48930695>>48930746"The S-Class criminal, Oreo"
>>48930775eventually leading into bullshit common names, equivalents of John, Jerry, and the like?
Saying his name.Writing.
>>48930695>1. Say his nameMOOOOONCHIIIIILD!!!
>Please let this situation allow for rabbit egg shenanigans >I needs it
>>48930789...Do you want me to continue?
No matter what Danzo had to say about him, he certainly has let his ego get the better of him.“The Wanted S-Class Criminal, Orochimaru.” you say, unafraid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwA“Obedient. Very good~” he muses.“Tell me, have you found yourself in possession of a wellspring of hidden power within you? Have you used it to destroy your enemies, and inflict pain upon those who would stand against you?” He asks. “Tsuki! He’s toying with you! Don’t worry about us- just go!” Neji shouts from below.“Ah, the Hyuuga boy. A shame, as you hold such promise- but a caged bird will never fly free, among his equals~” Orochimaru sneers.Neji shouts, and charges at the man- his arms still limp at his side, he uses kicks instead.Orochimaru dodges the attacks fluidly- Neji is solidly outclassed, here- he has no hope of success. “Tsuki-” Neji pants. “Run! If he catches you there is no-”In the middle of his plea to you, he leaves an opening- a small one, but all the more experienced shinobi needs. He bites down on Neji’s neck, hard.Neji shrieks in pain, and crumples to the ground.Orochimaru looks down on the young Hyuuga- almost with pity.“You are weak. As long as you are weak, you will never stand on your own- and will always be beholden to the destiny you never chose.”“I am Orochimaru. When you realize the truth of my words, just call for me. I will gladly take you into my loving embrace~” The sneer on his face has becomes a predatory smile.
>>48930910oh that asshole... Neji is the one he's after then
>>48930925Which was expected since early threads since Neji is the closest to an edgelord we have.
>>48930925why that caged bird hyuga seal is DRM on steriods
>>48930910FUCK NEJI.Odd, i would have expected Tsuki to have charged in once Neji charged back in.
>>48930910Sooooooo are we going to make some crack about how all the Sanin are perverts?
I wonder if we can cut the curse mark off.
Who votes we do the Princess sigh and go stellar on snaek
>>48930925Maybe he can remove the torture seal the Main House puts on them. >>48930910I would have given you a medal if you had made it some kind of Madara pic only semi-related.
>>48930910And that song is fucking great.
>>48930910That's super not good. Neji is going to need our help.
>implying he only wants one
>>48930945I vote to remove snek.
>>48930945No. What's the point? He knows about it and probably knows how to disarm it.
Engage and get everyone out-of-pocket there with our clones. We still need a scroll
>>48930958Anti snek weapon anyone?
>>48930910hm... Against my better judgement, I wonder if we should try to call for Kaguya.>>48930962There is absolutely no way that he knows about it. Unless Danzo told him, and he has little reason to tell Orochimaru anything at the moment.
>>48930976>Tell me, have you found yourself in possession of a wellspring of hidden power within you?I think that implies he does.
I bet he's our God father
>>48930976If Tsuki ever meets Madara I wonder if he'll be pissed or violently aroused that Tsuki knows about Kaguya. I wonder how Black Zetsu feels about it.
The man known as Orochimaru walks slowly towards you, away from the now defeated Neji.You want to move- you need to move! This man is dangerous- you need to get out of here!It’s Nori, not you, that moves- directly into the path of the fallen Sannin.“Back off, you creep! If you think I’m going to let you touch Tsuki, you have another thing coming, ya know?”Her chakra chains are out, and glowing brightly. ….Is she really defending you?“Ah, if it isn’t the daughter of the Yellow Flash. These exams are just so interesting; I just couldn’t stay away~” His voice lilts with amusement- he certainly isn’t afraid of Nori. Nori digs in- she’s ready to fight him.What do you do?1. Try and talk Nori down.2. Join in- she cannot do this on her own! (Will require a roll)
>>48930976He helped give Tsuki her Stellar Release.
>>48930973Or maybe this.
>“Tell me, have you found yourself in possession of a wellspring of hidden power within you? Have you used it to destroy your enemies, and inflict pain upon those who would stand against you?” He asks."No but I think now would be a great time to start!"
>>48930985I think he is referring to the necklace.
>>48930987Danzo is our godfather. Orochimaru is our godmother.
>>48930997>1. Try and talk Nori down."He's not worth it. We need to get everyone to safety, Nori!"
>>48930997>2. Join in- she cannot do this on her own! (Will require a roll)
>>48930997>2. Join in- she cannot do this on her own! (Will require a roll)insubordination will not be tolerated body!
>>489309972. Join in- she cannot do this on her own! (Will require a roll)
>>48930997>1. Try and talk Nori down."He's too powerful for us to take on by ourselves! We need to get out of here and heal our friends."
>>48931005Orochimaru knows very little about the lore surrounding the Sage of the Six Paths because it's not nearly as useful as things related to Hashirama. >>48930997>1. Try and talk Nori downDon't want Minato to get involved, Nori is his daughter, so no doubt she has a FTG tattoo somewhere on her body.
>>48931005No. It's her Release.He helped make it.
>>489309971. Try and talk Nori down.Nori stand aside, this one's mine. Immediate shift into our go fast mode draw swords and chop snake Create shadow clones too. Moonlight waltz
>>48931037I don't come to Shinobi Quest for dirty puns.
>>48930997>1. Try and talk Nori down."What can we hope to do against a Sannin?"
>>48931060It's not a pun.He helped make her Stellar Release with genetic manipulation
>>48930958>>48930962>>48930945We use it if we have to to prevent anyone from being killed. There's no point in attacking him otherwise, he's fucking Orochimaru. Of course he's Orochimaru, so he might attack people just to force us to use it infront of him. Best case scenario we can divert his attention to us and everyone else can escape, worst case he kills everyone first and then comes after us. >>48930997>2. Join in- she cannot do this on her own!Either way we're at Orochimaru's mercy(ha!), might as well start the fight while no one's dead yet.
>>48930997>2. Join in- she cannot do this on her own! (Will require a roll)Oh damn. What should be and what must be done are different. Prepare yourself orochimaru! STELLAR RELEASE!
>>48930997>1. Try and talk Nori down."Fighting is not the answer for now. We need to leave."
>>48930997>1. Try and talk Nori down.
Alright, time to join in!Give me a 1d100First three to overcome his aura.Don't let me down, now.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>48931089
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>48931089https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTGMzj-E_EQ
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>48931089NO FAILURE WE WILL WIN
>>48931072I don't think we know that for sure. I'm not surprised he knows about it, but I don't think he gave it to Tsuki.>>48931089Dice roll
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>48931089
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>48931089Rolling.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>48931089
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>48931089Remove snek
[DC:70 to overcome Orochimaru's Aura of Malice!]PASS!Writing.
>>48931098>All the highest rolls are too late tonightDelicious
>>48931115>By one pointWew laud
>>48931115Get fucked oreo.
>>48931123Posting took longer then expected.
So I think this is a situation that warrants the use of Stellar techniques
Its time to FIGHT, SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE ANONS
>>48931133Nah, gotta keep it a secret for dumb future Neo-ROOT missions that may never even happen.:^)
>>48931132I think someone rolled a 100 a post late in Future Quest tonight, cry for that poor soul instead.
>>48931133I second the motion. This is what we've saved it for, life or death, protect the squad.Pic is the current situation.
>>48931148We are keeping it secret for the third round. We want to shock the shit out of our opponents
>>48931154That was me actually, I might actually bring out my trip for luck in this fight
>>48931163Avoiding death is also a good time to use it though.
>>48931163None of whom are here and/or watching this fight.
>>48931148Ehh we'll figure out some other way to be cool for Root. I mean we're facing a Sannin right now, we can't fight with half our arsenal.
>>48931181>>48931183He was just saying that that was the plan and not because of saving it for Root jobs
>>48931148No, it'd be good to save it for the 3rd stage, and I don't think it's matter against Orochimaru. So we shouldn't use it unless we have to. If it's a choice between surprise and our team we chose our team, if it's a choice between surprise and impressing Orochimaru, we should choose surprise. >>48931137
>>48931155Jokes on you; I also like creepy anime bullshit.
you better post the Hai Yo song with the update post Wargle
>>48931195DO NOT CRY
>>48931163Only Nori and Choji are awake to see it, and neither of them is smart enough to figure it out. And Orochimaru's not going to tell anyone, because he's in this for teh lulz.Plus, it's to protect the team, the comrades, the village, etc. Much better conditions to use Stellar than simple showmanship.
>>48931193>impressingYou mean not letting our team mates die?
Man if only we had the kibas now, they would come in handy
>>48931193the thing is, Impressing Orochimaru will make sure he doesn't kill us all. He has to decide we are good enough to let live even though we know he's here and can give people the heads up that he is here.
>>48931183Hinata, Nori, Neji, Shikamru, Ino, Choji, Sai, Kabuto. Oh and Orochimaru who knows we have it but not that we can use it. I say we should save it, because I doubt it will do anything other then give him a raging boner.
No, you won’t let Nori show you up here! Sannin or not, you need to at least try to save your friends.You walk forward, shoulder to shoulder with Nori. You draw your swords, and enter a combat stance.“Oh, my my~” He licks his lips again.“It comes down to two girls to defeat little old me?”His face becomes more serious- and his voice drops several octaves.“I’d like to see you try.”The Sannin vanishes.“Shit! Princess, he’s gonna-”“Oh? Go on, young one~”“What was the bad man going to do?~”His breath is clammy on your neckFor a moment, you’re paralyzed, before shaking it off, and spinning into a slash- only to hit air.His laughter echoes throughout the woods. “Little Norihime. Don’t presume to challenge me unless you plan on showing me something…. Spectacular.”There’s no way he knows- nobody other than you and Danzo knows! You haven’t told a soul!You…1. Utilize the Stellar Release2. Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands.
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar Release
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseLets do it.
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseFuck his demands, i just want to win/not job.FULL TSUKI RAEP TRAIN, MAKE IT HURT HIM BAD
>>48931223>2. Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands.FUCK YOU I AM SPECTACULAR!!!
>>48931218Hinata, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino, and Sai are all unconscious. Also, Kabuto isn't here because he is a slimy fuck.
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar Releaseif that's what he wants. Start off with afterglow so we can keep up with his movements
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseMake him think we only figured out Afterglow and then hit him with the rest when we get a chance
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar Releaseonly hope is he underestimates Tsuki
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseFuck it. All in. Afterglow and star fall.
>>489312232Don't give him what he wants
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseIt has to be done.
>>48931223>2. Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands.Tbh kind of want to go with Orochi just to find out if our dad and Danzo could help Kimimaro. Cause he would be low key a great husbando.
>>489312231. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseAlso >>48931235
>>489312231. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseIf he figures were powerful enough to be used somehow he'll let us all go. It doesn't matter that he's wrong and he won't.
>>48931233And is watching from the sidelines. And Unconscious isn't dead or not here. They'll know. Because its to god damn awesome for them not to wake up and see its awesomeness.
>>48931223>2. Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands.
>>48931223>Spectacularnot spectacular, STELLAR
>>48931223>2. Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands
>>48931223>1Nori take the others and run, me and Orochimaru are going to have a little chat.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAMJXZnJoY
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseNo time like the present I guess. We can still surprise everyone for the third round by going warp-speed with Stellar Release: Climax
>>48931223>1. Utilize the Stellar ReleaseThis changes everything. We can't risk fighting him at anything but our best. Keeping a Trump card like this a secret, even if it's the sort of Trump card that just keeps us alive, is basically inviting Orochimaru to start killing our friends.We are their friend before we are their opponent in the exams. Leaf shinobi need to look out for one another. That's what a Norihime should stand for.
>>48931252Why'd he let Sakura live then?
>>48931223Wait guys i know how he knows.REMEMBER ALL THOSE NIFTY UCHIHA EYES LAYING AROUND?You know how he ISN'T going for the uchiha here but a hyuuga?I WONDER WHHYYYYYYFUKKEN USED UCHIHAX TO READ OUR CHAKRA NATURE
>>48931223>2 Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands.
>>489312232Time for Rabbits
>>48931253I think they are too distracted by the IMMENSE PAIN of Orochimaru's bite.
>>48931266It was crueler to let her live
>>48931266To nurse Sasuke back to life. Without her he would have died.
>>489312232. Do not. You can beat this creature without giving in to his demands. why give this faggot the pleasure?
>>48931267he was chummy with Yoru so he was probably familiar with Tsuki's Momma. Tsuki is probably a eugenics babby
Nejis a edge-lord but hes still a good kid. Trying to get us to run before charging in, knowing he's crippled and utterly outclassed.
>>48931267At least he can't copy it. unless he gets our blood.
>>48931276Without her, the Uchiha clan would have died. Sakura is worse in Lord Second (pbuh)'s eyes than even Sasuke.
Seems like we're blowing the stellar bomb after 32 threads.Welcome aboard, lads.Would you like to activate Afterglow?(+1 to Speed and +.5 to STR)1. Yes.2. Hell Nah Wargle you gay son
>>48931284Aw damn, so thats where he saw it from. From tsuki's mom.
>>489312952Hell nah Wargle.Time for Rabbits
>>48931295>1Let's fucking go. Stellar Afterglow Shadow Clone Assault.
>>489312952. Hell Nah Wargle you gay sonbut seriously>1. Yes.
>>48931267There's shitloads of Uchiha running around, there's NO WAY he doesn't have a sharingan. >>48931295>1. Yes.Gotta go fast.
>>48931295>1. Yes.Make him think we only know Afterglow so he underestimates us and then we throw out the big guns
>>48931295>1. Yes.Fuck yesWe have to 'keep up' with a SANNIN
>>48931295>1. Hell yeah Wargle you gay son
>>48931295>1. YesGo big or go all over the place, as Ebisu sensei liked to say. What's Team Itachi's team photo like?
>>48931295fuckit, we are in it. Lets at least do the thing that isnt super obvious. We gotta go fast >1 Yes
>>48931298No. He fucked with Tsuki's genetics to make the Stellar Release.>>48931303Rabbits are for faggots.
>>48931295Hell yes wargle, you gay son
>>489312951. YES.when we go stellar we have to go all out.
>>48931295>1. Yes.PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!
>>48931295Have us roll already Wargle.
Should yell to choji to get everyone away.
>>48931320FUCK YOU HERETC!!! Tsuki got it her self for being the best Moon Princess.
>>48931295>Hell Yes Wargle you gay sonFucking hyped
>>48931303I'm not opposed for Rabbit shenanigans. But I don't think there's any room for that here.
Time to bask in the Afterglow~Writing.
>>48931317>Reserved Hinata>Ecstatic Nori>MAXIMUM OHOHO>Fatigued but slightly smiley Itachi
>>48931345Don't worry when were in a curse mark coma, we'll have the rabbit dreams
>>48931345Yeah not sure if its something we can switch on yet, but it likes when we kill shit so we should do that more
>>48931349Not>Reserved Hinata>Ecstatic Nori>MAXIMUM OHOHO>Large pile of shopping bags
>the QM asks the same question two times in a row
>>48931348Orchi the pervy uncle v Tsuki the glowing
>>48931348ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
>>48931357I admit yours is better than mine.That or Danzo in place of shopping bags.Someone has to man the camera.
>>48931361And what's worse? No rolls.
>>48931361Read it all again, more closely.
>>48931361Its not. Hes asking if we wanted to activate our constant buff or just rely of the combat techniques.
>>48931361it's not so much that he's asking the same question twice in a row, he's asking what technique we would like to open with.
>>48931362HEY dat Orochimaru is a good man, all dem kids is just telling LIES. He just likes ta nibble on der necks a bit
Tell Nori to take the others and run. We'll hold him off. Serious Tsuki is serious business.When snake goes to chase we flash infront and decapitate.Danzo spoke highly of you, I look forward to seeing why that is.
>>48931385You're so silly, Uncle Paul.
>>48931394Someone make a photoshop of that. Not me ]
>>48931394>>48931406>Hidden Sound Village is windowless white van
>>48931386>Danzo spoke highly of you, I look forward to seeing why that is.http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Infobox:Orochimaru_Stats
>>48931385Why are you supporting this man uncle Paul. He takes children out of the country to 'train' under him. They spend the majority of the time in his underground compounds. There's nothing going on there?
>>48931406Orochimaru acting and/or sounding like Uncle Paul?That'd be great.And Kabuto is either Ted Sheckler or Chip Chipperson.
You take a deep breath.“Nori, stay back. He isn’t going to harm you- just try to get the others to safety, ok?” you ask, building stellar chakra inside of you.“The hell are you gonna do? I’m not just gonna-”“Just do it, please. I’ll keep him busy.”“Busy? The hell you gonna keep him busy with?” she shouts. You can tell Nori’s aggravated; and this is probably on the beginning. You release the built up stellar chakra within you, and feel your body bristle with energy.“Stellar Release: Afterglow!”The familiar blue glow envelops your body- and Orochimaru steps out from the shadows, on the far side of the clearing.“Is that what you’ve named it? Very well. Show me what you can do~”He vanishes- but you should be able to keep up, right?You kick off the earth, you vision a blur. You aim for where you think the Sannin will be, not where he is- just like Danzo taught you.Your efforts are greeted with a ringing of steel- your blades are caught by a blade of his own. Where did that come from?“Excellent. You’ve made me very happy. Now, show me your power~”Time to Dance with the Devil! Roll me 1d100, first three as normal, for now.
>>48931417He already is acting like Uncle Paul
>>48931399>>48931394I just can't stands it when dem liddle tattal tales start defamin fine upstandin men, those liddle boys just swallowed some ryo and he was just using his fingas to fish dem out>>48931414NO he's just teaching dem liddle ninjas how to activate der chakra points, but dey has to kiss da magic snake head foist
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>48931423
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>48931423pls
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>48931423>>48931436>>48931437YOOOOO
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>48931423
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>48931423Time to break out the trip for good luck
Jesus these rolls.
>>48931436HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>48931436>>48931437Blessing of Kuro or something.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>48931423
>>48931436The Devil came down to Konohagakure, but Tsuki told him once shes the best theres ever been.
>>48931423>>48931436Have I mentioned i love this quest
>>48931436>>48931437Holy fuck.>>48931443Late, but also nice.
>100I wonder what the Cursed mark will make Stellar look like
Lets roast two snakes today! >>48931436
>>48931491>implying Rabbits won't purge it
>>48931507My guts telling me the same thing anon
>Orochimaru v. 105 for afterglowSo is it safe to say we hit him fast enough that he tries that whole gloat while retreating thing and summarily trips over some roots a rabbit and tumbles off a low cliff while cursing his luck like a Saturday morning cartoon villain?
>>48931483>>48931436Oh my god we just Pwned a SanninAre we incredible, or is Orochimaru just a scrub?Both? Both. Both sounds good.
>>48931518The sad part is, even if it kills him. He doesn't die.
>>48931518probably actually land a hit on himtearing his fake skin off and see his body's face
>>48931531I think it's more like cutting off a limb, or a hand.
The birth of the Blue Swordswomansomebody get a drawfag
>>48931524The crits probably the difference between hurting him and not hurting him with a hitNow if we get about 7 more crits we might win
>>48931542there are no crits or crit fails in shinobi quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCMYour practice- all of that time with Danzo- it was for this moment. Using your power to protect those you care about; to protect the village.Your blades clash- and after each clash, you both vanish. You’ve been using the shunshin without thinking- it seems like while it doesn’t offer any additional speed, it still works- and allows you to keep up with someone way above your level.It’s obvious he’s still quicker that you- not by much, but he’s also been doing this a lot longer as well. You can tell he’s not going all out- he wants to see what you can do.You just hope he’s ready for what that means.You drop two shadow clones- and they crackle with the same stellar energy. [You’ve learned Stellar Shadow Clone! While your stellar master is not high enough to use these outside of Afterglow, you can create them as long as it is active.]“Mere shadow clones will not be enough~!”He slashes one- and is greeted by a rapturous outpouring of stellar energy as the clones destabilize. He obviously wasn’t expecting this, as it knocks him off balance- and gives you an opening!You swing upwards from the crouching-shunshin position, and slice through both of his arms.
>>48931550But there are super high DCs
I mean, I seriously doubt we're going to be able to win in a straight-up foght, but this hit is probably going to be pretty good, and it should encourage him to leave of we do pretty well after this.
>>48931540>LegCrawl away like the lowly snake you are, ohohohoho~! Such an unsightly thing deserves such a position!
>>48931550Crits probably count only if it makes things super cool.
>>48931417I don't like uncle Oero, he's creepy. I don't remember much all I remember is he called me into the room and then a punch knocking me out. Then I woke up and he told me I fell on a snake and it went into my heinny repeatedly.
WE FUCKING KUBO'D HIMArm remover of the leaf
>>48931572>Looks like he has been disarmed
>>48931577Nah, just temporarily stumped by what we're doing.
>>48931587Well, we have such a disarming presence and personality.
>>48931587I don't know anon he might need a hand
>>48931587What we did will probably be too much of a reach for him.
>>48931577>>48931587At least Ninja Monk didn't dissolve into puns last night...
>>48931551>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCMhow can this not be her theme?
>>48931577>>48931595>>48931598>>48931599>>48931587Oh God, the infection's spreading!
>>48931587Don't worry, he'll get a grasp on things soon enough.
>>48931572This isn't a Kubo. Kubo would be if this were a mud clone and he was standing behind us, but then discovers that we were a Stellar clone and the real Tsuki was behind *him*. And then he releases the genjutsu and we realize we just punched Danzo through the chest.Anything is possible if you Kubo hard enough.
>>48931604don't like a few good cutting remarks? some people just have a sharp tongue is all
>>48931603...It is, though.
>>48931606As long as we keep a grip on the situation we should be fine
>>48931604Darling, do you a need to, 'get up to speed'?
>>48931611I was under the impression that it wasn't decided yet
>>48931622Nah were trying to come out with different things for the band to play one the finals come aroundAfterglow theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GsQSJzmd1A
>>48931615A shame about that curse mark, he's probably mad enough he could strangle us.
>>48931609>Punch Danzo throught the chest>Kaguya appears behind you caressing your cheek>She whispers in your earSince when were you under the impression this wasn't an egg dream? You wake up out of the coma with Ebisu standing over your bed, all he says is that you have to wake up. >Thread hiatus
>>48931637If he can a handle on the situation then maybe, we do have some elbow room to wiggle out of this though
>>48931638>Final boss of Naruto is Aizen meme
>>48931635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGUdFiTmCWwHonestly I was always more of a fan of the Bleach soundtrack for moments like this.
If Rock Lee drinks 300 cups of coffee what is his speed total?
He cries in agony- it’s more like a hiss, really- And then melts into mud.“Almost, Tsuki-chan~”Feh. You spin around just in the knick of time to block his strike- his blade seems to be digging into yours. That isn’t good….“Show me your power, Tsuki~” He taunts from across your locked blades.Instead of responding you release a…“Stellar Dragon Bullet!”You belch blazing blue fire directly at his face, which causes him to shriek again- maybe for real this time?For half a moment, he’s clutching his face, so you go for for another swing- but again, you hit air. He stands atop a tree- his face half burned off.So he pulls it off- revealing his true face.“Truly…. glorious, Tsuki-chan~”He drops into a different stance, and begins firing off handsigns quicker than you can follow.Damn…!“Great Stellar Fireball!” you shout, expelling the great blue orb of fire at him.He dodges, but again he looks more impressed than angry.
>>48931655Speaking of Aizen. Why is he even more bondaged? Is he somehow the Soul King?
>>48931652Only if we keep a tight hold on the situation, one slip and he'll have us sitting in the palm of his hand.
>>48931660Depends on how far he is from the nearest bathroom
>>48931603>>48931611>>48931622>>48931635Obviously this is her theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riINUl1VnyIYes, the whole thing. Stellar Release is the physical incarnation of Eurobeat.
>>48931668And then we'll slip right through his fingers
>>48931609HEY ANON YOU SORT OF CALLED IT>>48931661
>>48931675Nah.Glorious Domination is Tsuki's theme.That can be her Afterglow theme. Or a candidate for it, at least.
Someone wanted a Pedomaru? I will try to make it better sometime.
>>48931661Let's hit him with a shooting star, if it misses we can blow it up as soon as he dodges to still inflict some damage. Or I may have techniques mixed up.
>>48931668Is it time to post the best Initial D tracks?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkNFDAiNCC8
>>48931661This fight is pretty intense so far. We're getting some nice mileage out of that 100.
>>48931693Any chance you can make it look like Uncle Paul?
>>48931661>inb4 he tries to curse mark us and we use Stellar chakra flow>nearly take his head off but melt our swords>he fucks off for now, claiming that "he can't improve on his previous work"
>>48931715I think it will be more along the lines of>"You exceeded our expectations"
>>48931693>>48931707And have Kabuto look like Chip Chipperson, Ted Scheckler, or Edgar Mellencamp.
>>48931715Why would he dirty perfection?
>>48931761ahahahahahahahahaPut a sign, "chakra candy here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WWpKyuWL4Suddenly, clones made of mud spring up all around you- There are easily 10 or more of them….He truly means to see what you can handle, doesn’t he…!Wait, Mud Clones? You smile again.“Stellar Lightning Strike!”The arc of purple energy lances out- and the clone crumbles instantly.But your attack isn’t done; it leaps from clone to clone, frying them all in sequence.Earth Chakra is weak to Lightning Chakra, after all.You point your blades at him as he sits in the tree.“I’ll defeat you here, monster…. Show everyone what the Norihime are capable of!”His grin is still wide as can be.“Dear girl, we’ve only just begun~”From seemingly nowhere, snakes burst forth from around you-But you’re faster.You enter a stance than TenTen showed you- it’s more like a dance, really.You weren’t really coordinated enough before, but maybe now….Each snake is cut to ribbons as it approaches- your swords leaving blue afterimages with each strike. It’s all so easy- why did you wait so long to show your power?
>>48931677This pun chain has reached it's logical conclusion, and furthermore he has hands again. Good game my dear fellow, sorry to leave you hanging.
>>48931783Well.He sure has lost face.
>>48931778Ah the ol Chakra cheery pop power trip.
Jesus we did a fuck ton with that one roll
>>48931778and then we burn out and uncle Orochimaru carts us off to his rape dungeon.
>>48931791He probably is using the 100 for all of this because other wise the thread would slow to a crawl.
You try to shunshin to his perch- but stumble.All at once, you’re hit with a wave of exhaustion. [Afterglow has been removed!]No… not now! Your breathing becomes heavier, and your arms sag.“Aha, have your reached your limit?~” Orochimaru taunts from his perch.Stamina check! 1d100, first three!:'D
>>48931791We're still gonna lose
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>48931806
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>48931806rolling
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>48931806pls
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>48931806Rolling
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>48931806
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>48931806We can last forever
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>48931806
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>48931806Fuck
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>48931806RESUME EXTERMINATE
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>48931806
>>48931788He'll never be able to show his face around here after this.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>48931806Welp, just came down from our first orgasm. Let's see if we can rub out another one.
I guess we hit our refraction period
>Luck is on empty
>>48931806Oh come on, even a 105 can't actually scratch him?
>>48931848Don't worry we'll come back harder and longer
>>48931806Please let that JUST hit the stamina check mark.
>>48931850No.He's fucking Orochimaru, dumbass.
>>48931778Countdown until we collapse from exhaustion. >>48931806And there it is. >>48931766Pedomaru in his Oto van, cruising for genin to recruit.
>>48931850starting to look like we're getting railroaded for a cursemark.....
>>48931850We burned off his fake face nigga.
I think we burned our luck with those first few rolls, gents.
>>48931850He is a Sannin.
>>48931850like 8 months of experience vs like 35+ years and S rank super genius.>>48931861we rolled to well to not get one
>>48931861>not being able to 1v1 one of the most powerful character in the series with one rollWAHH RAILROAD QM
>>48931850He's on a completely different level than we are. The fact that we managed to hit him at all says a hell of a lot about how strong Tsuki is.
>>48931850to be fair, Orochimaru is made of pure bullshit. I would go so far as to say Aizen level bullshit.
>>48931850We nicked him abit but 25pts vs 35pts was always going to be a cat and mouse.
>>48931824Uncle Paul get away from that crib! We said your not allowed to babysit Tsuki anymore.
>>48931871Don't forget all the experimental surgery and possibly a sharingan.
And now ladies and Gentlemen I beleive its time to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4
>>48931861Quit sucking cursedick. I do not understand why you would want it.
>>48931873I'm upset because we didn't damage him at all even with a 105, Which measn that the fight is unwinnable so yes , Railroad.
>>48931873I didn't mean that, just a knick evenNot that guy
>>48931850We did more than scratch himHe's motherfucking orochimaru theres no way we can beat him, he's endgame level. Theres so much of a difference in our power level to his that we pretty much cant possibly beat him without getting non stop 100's and if we did then we'd be even more bullshit than naruto and sasuke
>>48931858The DC was probably either 70 or 75. Just depends on how exhausted Wargle decided we are.
>>48931893This quest doesn't have crits my man. Stop being a baby back bitch. And we did damage him if you read.
>>48931861Owe don't start whining if we get one because you don't want one. It would make sense, and we probably had some opportunity to get out of this.
>>48931866>>48931860Thank you so much for this, I'm so happy someone made these.
>>48931893Of course it wasn't winnable you idiot.
>>48931893Of course its not winnable, would you expect us to meet up with madara or challenge the hokage and be able to beat them?
>>48931893we melted his fake face off. That's kind of a knick
>>48931880SHUT DA DOOR, were in love like Rameo and Julit. Just look at her shes going at dit like a gerbil at da water bottal
All these people thinking the mother fucking rabbits will let us have a curse mark after a nap.
>>48931876>Aizen level bullshitNowhere even fucking close. Aizen's powers are an exception in the setting, while Orochimaru's more or less follow the "rules". He doesn't even have a kekky genki.
>>48931922Pretty much Kaguya isn't going to want to share her favorite girl
>>48931922>>48931930Curse mark stage 2 form is bunny
>>48931922That implies he isn't going to take us to his rape cave.
If we get out of this alive we should tell Jirayia hes not so bad." you are a pervert, hes a phedophile"
>>48931915Did we?I must have missed that.I would have preferred just a bit of blood.Something Naruto couldn't accidentally into while unconscious but whateverBetter than nothing I suppose.
Just read up on Monk ninja quest>He has wargles bloodline in it as well>Everyone has a norihime but me
Going to be fucking mad if we lose our chance at passing the exam because of this.
>>48931936That makes it too obvious for the Moon Bunny anon. They are all about being stealthy while making someone work for them
>>48931936>Tsuki's stage two is her turning into a bunny girlIt'll be cute in the current arc, but imagine it in shippuden
>>48931937He can't right now. Too much heat man. He'll kidnap us on our way to school/mission.
>>48931949Which one showed the release first, The other one is an idea stealing hack.
>>48931950Nah, Danzo will seal us better after the third round ends.
>>48931950nah, Sasuke went through the same thing in canon and he did just fine.
>inb4 Orochimaru was an official part f the second exam>Minato thought it would "build character"
>>48931962Agreed.Rabbitfag is really goddamn annoying.
>>48931962It does feel like a giant circlejerk.
>>48931957We'll ask Minato for a three month leave to train so that we can get strong. Were too much of a target and too much of a value tool that he'll have to let us
>>48931957What do you mean kidnapped she went willingly.
>>48931950Well, we shouldn't.Even if he tells the Sound Genin.>By the way.>If she starts glowing blue and it seems like she could kill you easily. Step into it so she's disqualified.
Wargle one questionWith the 1v1 rounds after this are you rolling for them or are they pre-determined? Or maybe a mix where some are set and the rest are random?>>48931960Wargle created the clan, the other two arent stealing it they are paying an homage to it. Its pretty cool actually.
>>48931978Stockholm's syndrome, man.
>>48931962I'm not saying rabbits are good just that from a narrative point of view they won't let a curse mark be a thing. I want Tsuki to rule by her own will.
So we're definitely telling Danzo all about this afterwards, right?But not before hugging Dad, of course.
>>48931990>With the 1v1 rounds after this are you rolling for them or are they pre-determined? Or maybe a mix where some are set and the rest are random?>Wargles notes: Tsuki loses.
>>48931992Trying to chanel Fugaku.
You stand, defiant. Unfortunately, you don’t think you have enough energy to use Afterglow again- you’ll just need to think of something else.“Ha~. So you are still able to stand, after all of that? Truly, marvelous.”He vanishes- and you swing reflexively behind you- but nothing is there.“You could be so much more than you are, Tsuki-chan~” his voice carries throughout the clearing.“You have so much power already, truly~”“This village will only hold you back… think of what you could accomplish…?~”The egg around your neck begins to grow warm- then hot!You wince against the pain, doing everything you can to remain standing.“I could give you my gift- but, I feel like would be unfair, don’t you?”“After all, you’ve been given so much in life~”“Return to me….”“...........I did create you, you know. You belong to me~”You feel a sharp blow against the back of your neck-You fall. You fall for what seems like an eternity.The sweet embrace for the forest floor feels like your bed after Guy-sensei’s training.“Struggle, Tsuki. I want to see how strong you can become~”The darkness envelops your vision... and you finally let it overtake you.
>>48931997Of course we need Danzo to seal it, I don't trust anyone else to do it
>>48931990Well, in this form of free form story telling, you have to have some sort of direction. Otherwise it's hard to make the story progress.
>>48931997You forgot the hugging Seconddad Danzo part.
>No curse markThank god
>>48932005>The egg around your neck begins to grow warm- then hot!Kaguya isn't very happy about this...
>>48931972Fuck, he would wouldn't he?>Test the geniuses huh?>This Shikamaru guy has an interesting file>Hah, Tsukihime huh? Well that saves me a walk.>Minato! Buddy ol' pal! >My experiment worked! I thought it was a failure but it's not inborn! It's apparently a thing you need the genetics for and have to train!>I'm..o-oh I see. Exiled again? What do you mean "human testing is bad", I'll have you know Sarutobi-sensei will hear of this!
test tube babby
>>48932028I think it's reacting to the bloodlust in the air. You know it did get warm when Tsuki killed that Ame ninja.
THE BUNNIES SHALL HAVE THEIR VENGEANCE
>>48932028Either that or she's IS very happy about it.
>>48932032Once again Minato is the empitimy of>I was only acting retarded
>>48932005>“...........I did create you, you know. You belong to me~”Okay, Daddy has some questions he needs to answer.
>>48932005We have our dadAnd Seconddad DanzoNow we have a third dad? What a lucky child we are to have three fathers! We should feel blessed.
>>48932043That's....Quite possible actually considering Kaguya's personality.
>>48932054Tsuki has 3 dads
>>48932057But no mother...
>>48932057Nah Orochimaru is secondmom.
>>48932060>Three Men and a Tsuki
>>48932061Orochimaru is the mother.
>>48932060So what your saying is
>>48932058I think she needs a hug.And a second time out/talking to.
When the bunnies offer their aid take it. We still need the scroll
>>48932005tfw when Tsuki's mom is Orochimaru
>>48932069Yeah.Dad 1 and Dad 2 have some splainin' to do.
>>48932078By second time out I meant either a longer or more permanent dirt nap.
>>48932081>You see when a man and a woman and another man and a transvestite love each other very much
>>48932081Thats assuming they knew he diddled with her.Whats the bet that Orochimaru's diddling is why mumma Norihime died?
Some time later, you awake. You’re in a cave- and it’s raining.How did you-You look around, and see several people: Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Sai, all sleeping, covered in makeshift blankets. Nori, Choji and Kabuto and Ino are standing around a fire, discussing something. When you try to rise, you nearly collapse again from pure exhaustion. Nori hears you, and rushes over.“Princess, you’re awake! Don’t try to move just yet, ok? You really did take a beating.” she says, concern obvious.“How… are the others?” You grumble.“Stable, thankfully. Neji has a strange mark on his neck- nobody seems to know what it is. Even Kabuto- and he’s a trained medical-nin.”Ah, Kabuto. Thankfully he showed up to help.“Do I… have a mark?” You ask.“Hmm? No, you don’t. He didn’t bite you like Neji- he just kinda left after he knocked you out.” She says, obviously confused.“Choji and I started carrying everyone here- Kabuto found us and told us about this cave. We’ve been resting ever since.” She explains.“How… long have we been here?” you finally ask.“Through the night. It’s probably about noon of the second day right now? It’s… kinda tough with all the trees.” She grumbles.You groan internally. You still need to make it to the tower, and get another scroll…“Oh, don’t worry about the time!” Nori says, her mood swinging upwards again.“Kabuto says he has an extra they took from the other Hidden Grass Shinobi.”“That’s… stellar.” you manage to say- before passing back out.
>>48932154Rabbit dream when?
>>48932173Rabbit dream now, hopefully. That would round out the thread nicely.Speaking of which, this has been a great thread, Wargle. I really love how you handled that encounter.
AND I'M ENDING IT HERECUZ I WAS PLANNING ON ENDING IT TWO HOURS AND 300 POST AGOGoddamn you guys with the clutch shit@WargleQM for Snek ShenanigansNext thread will likely be Thursday or Friday- stay tuned!POST THREAD BEFORE WE 404
Rabbits suck and should be hunted by hawks.>>48932191Thank you for running, Wargle.
>>48932191Thanks for running, was good times
We get a boost to steller mastery?
>>48932191Who saw that performance?
>>48932201Miia worst girl
>>48932191Thanks for running, Wargle!>>48932206Rabbits do suck shit, I agree.
>>48932191Thanks Wargle it was fun
>>48932191thanks for runningWhy Neji though? Isn't the hyugga family seal effectively a fucking shock collar?
>>48932191Great job tonight Wargle, thanks for staying with us and rolling with it.Shout out to whoever rolled that nat hundred, you are a champion anon and don't let anyone say otherwise.Oh, and i really like how you handled writing the hundred Wargle.
>>48932229If he really had a hand in creating tsuki its not that far a stretch that he might be able to remove it.
>>48932191Thanks Wargle.Is it the longest thread so far?
>>48932185>>48932232Much thanks! I'm glad everyone enjoyed it!>>48932229Snake-man is mysterious and has mysterious goals.
>>48932253By far, yeah. 800 damn posts is a really long thread length for me.
Please ensure this is archived
>Nearly 800 postsJESUS CHRIST(Whoever archived you failed to do a 'snake in the grass' pun. ONE JOB, ANON!)
>>48932255Maybe he's masochistic.
>>48932255>how many Curse marks can the human body take? LETS FIND OUT!!!
>>48932154So this basically confirms that what Orochimaru was saying was at least part of the truth: forget his explanation for it, he probably didn't want two "treatments" within one subject at the same time.
>>48932255which of our friends witnessed our fight?
>>48932274>Erm, just one?
>>48932264>>48932268Done and Done. I usually archive my own threads for posterity's sake.Sorry about no puns anon, my brain is operating on near autopilot right now.
>>48932286Nori probably only saw us leave the area, and she may not have been able to keep up with our movements too well anyway. Choji probably saw fuckall and everyone else was out cold.
>>48932255Gotta say, Wargle, I don't even like Naruto, but this is easily my favorite quest on this board right now. You've opened my eyes to how cool the lore is when it's separated from canon, and Tsuki is a great protagonist. You've been doing a great job of keeping her realistic and interesting, as well as giving her plenty of reasons on either side of the fence when it comes to how she feels about Minato’s leadership.This quest has just been all around solid, and it's a big part of what's inspiring me to try out starting a quest of my own (not Naruto, but still).
>>48931471There are 63 reactions in this meme, and i am taking it to use and spread everywhere. He should have made it 69 for the lulz
>>48932292We get any stat increases for fighting Orochi?
>>48932329For something that started as a writing excercise, I was happy enough that I didn't get booed off the board for running Naruto. I was never a huge fan of it either- I didn't even bother learning how it all ended until I started doing research for this quest.At the end of the day, if I inspire people to start trying out questing (naruto or not, ((PLEASE NO MORE FOR NOW)) than I feel like I've done some good.
>>48932286Oro will probably tell it to Kabuto who will probably tell Sasori
>>48932383Nah, I'm just trying to figure out who knows all our cards.
>>48932329Starting your own quest? Cool, I'll read it anon, i have faith in you that you can make a good read. First bread when?
>>48932377Nope, I figured a new skill in Stellar Shadow Clones would be enough. You guys are already very strong- thankfully the world is nice and flexable for me to accomidate.
>>48932380Got any other quest ideas lined up?
>>48932400what do they do actually beside act as suicide bombs.
>>48932406Nothing well formed enough for me to run- and Shinobi quest eats up more free time than I ever thought it would.I have some ideas kicking around for when we're all done, but that's a long, long ways away.
>>48932398Planning on starting it out tonight, actually. I'm thinking of running a Dragonball quest, even though there have been a lot of them, because I think I've got some unique ideas for it, which will hopefully make it much more interesting than just a rehash of the series plus a new character. I actually intended to start it up weeks ago, but work got busy so that wasn't really in the cards at that point.
>>48932419At heart, they are similar to the suicide shadow clones- the difference being in power and element. Also, they aren't remote control bombs like Itachi's are- they'll fully funtional shadow clones that burst into stellar energy when rumptured.
Stamina is now much more important to me
>>48932452All the stats should be important! At least, I try. Tsuki is never gonne be HUGE.
>>48932452Did you know that if we up our stellar mastery to 4.0 we can use Stellar Release: Shunshin and move so fast that we're basically teleporting.
>>48932504>Tsuki is never gonne be HUGE.Can we at least get sexy muscles level?
>>48932380Sorry wargle im starting up a Naruto quest tommoroIts going to be 2 characters a long side eachother so i guess technically it'll be 2 quests sharing a canon
>>48932550/tg/ - Naruto Quests
This thread was:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjE8f3W3gAGLORIOUS!Would some kind artfriend please photoshop tsuki's face and name over this for me? It would make a great reaction pic.
>>48932550Im planning on running one too, not sure when though.You play as a Summon and it goes through your own personal strife in the summons world as well as your interaction with historyIt'll be mostly you being smug and having people to weak want to form contracts with you and the ones that do manage to make a contract will be pretty vital
CET and by the time I read all of it, it's finished...Doesn't matter had se(ahem) used afterglow.
>>48932695That's...actually kind of original.What a novelty.
>>48932703Not a nice finishing though since pedomaru almost packed us away in his candy van.
>>48932695>>48932706No, me too I'm planning on running a quest where you're a shadow clone and it goes through your own personal strife as you zoom over your short existence and your minor interaction with one fight.
>>48932726I'd tell you it'd be different if eurofags could participate but it doesn't matter.what would be different is the prime husbando target would be shino
>>48932728>>48932695Even I've had ideas, A Jojo/kubo-esque ANBU quest where every battle, relationship, and plot event is a giant ball of keikakus.
>>48932695I'm much more a concept man and moment generator than an actual writer, struggling enough with what im running now
>>48932927Woops meant to reply to >>48932706
Get Rekt pedosnek