You fell asleep in your costume again. It might have mattered, long ago. Long ago you might have been relieved to transform out of it after a hard day's work. You might have been relieved to get back to your normal life, as a normal girl, with normal problems.After a while you just stopped caring. The costume stays on. You don't even sleep much anymore, only in the times when someone gently reminded you of its reinvigorating - if ultimately pointless - benefits to the mind and soul. Benefits that you never really enjoyed, simply because of the crying, pleading pinked-haired girl dying in your dreams - her cries echoed upon your waking by the shrieking hellscape outside the many-spired prison you've locked yourself in.You look dreadful, you feel dreadful, and for what seems like the longest time, you find yourself unable to remember just who you are.It's at the tip of your tongue. It's there, desperately close, but annoyingly out of reach. Like a splinter in your mind.What is your na--...No. You know who you are. You can't forget. It's impossible for you to forget.You are who you made yourself to be, after all."You're back." A soft, clear voice by your side sighs in relief. You turn slightly from your seat - from your throne - to behold a familiar face, a youthful blue-eyed one. One obscured by glasses and framed with pale blonde locks brushed to meticulous perfection. "We were all getting worried--""Not all of us." Another voice interjects, just as clear, but rough enough to sound almost like a dog's ravenous barking. You turn again to behold a tanned face topped with a shock of crimson hair, nearly obscuring one single eye burning crimson with barely-restrained hatred. "I told you she'd wake up eventually, Invidia. You can't keep a dildo like her down for too long.""Ira, hush. And we talked about that word. If you knew what it meant, you wouldn't--"[1/2]
>>48914283"I KNOW what it means, she knows what it means, and I'm still going to call her one because that's what she is!" The tanned girl snaps. "Anyway, never mind that. Boss, you alright? Need anything to shake off the cobwebs?"The bespectacled girl narrows her eyes at her companion, before turning back to you with a slow shake of her head. After a moment, she smiles at you. "...Yes. Yes, is there anything we can do for you? You were out for quite a while, ma'am. Anything at all..."You blink at them, two of your seven most trusted servants who'd allied themselves to your cause - before unconsciously reaching up to touch the ribbon in your hair. Your gloved fingers brushing against the soft scarlet strip of silk tied into a neat little bow.It's still there. Still intact. You haven't lost it.Good.How do you respond?Ira, be a dear and get me a drink. Something strong. ...Whisky. Do we have any whisky?I'm hungry. Gula, make me some pancakes. On the double. With extra syrup.How...how long have I been out?Where am I?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! AFTER MORE THAN 5 FUCKING MONTHS!!!!!!
>>48914286>[x]How...how long have I been out?>[x]I'm hungry. Gula, make me some pancakes. On the double. With extra syrup.Welcome back Deculture!Time for death and pancakes! But first, plot.
NO DECU, YOU WERE FREE
>>48914283>How...how long have I been out?>Where am I?We have to asset the situation
>>48914283The fuck?Is this real life or am I dreaming?
inb4 moonrain ends the thread
>>48914286>How...how long have I been out?>Where am I?WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!!!
>>48914286YET AGAIN WE MEET AT LAST[X]How...how long have I been out?
I won't believe it without the tripcode.
>>48914286[X] all of the above.
>It's a 'cold open into a new situation that manages to make even less sense than the one we were last in' episode>>48914286>How...how long have I been out?>>48914311The ride never ends
>>48914286And so the end begins anew.[X]Ira, be a dear and get me a drink. Something strong. ...Whisky. Do we have any whisky?[X]I'm hungry. Gula, make me some pancakes. On the double. With extra syrup.Good to have you back.
...She should be sitting up right now, asking if she can get you anything, or asking you if you're doing alright. She always seemed to wake up immediately if you so much as approached, as if having trained herself to sense your presence even when deeply asleep, to the point of snoring. You'd always thought to tell her to stop doing that, to just sleep and not interrupt her rest just because you're up and about - but you never got around to it.Well, at least she's making up for all those times you accidentally woke her up now, right?You chuckle at your own joke here, before gently reaching down to brush your fingertips across her cheek. Finding her skin as reassuringly warm and soft as you remember it...."I'm sorry.""I'll kill whoever did this to you. I promise."Say nothing. Sit down. Start drinking.Wait, wait, wait. This is were we left it. What is happening? Were is Chiaki? What is going on?
Ira? invidia? Seven subordinates?We maou Chiaki now, how fucking wasted are we to have this dream?
>>48914286>[x]How...how long have I been out?
>>48914316It's real as fuck, anon. Put on your edgy playlist, get comfy, and strap yourself in. The train has left the station, left the rails, my sides have left this earth and there will be no breaks on this ride.
>>48914354I'm gonna assume the usual cocktail of amnesia, whiskey, fucky magic, outside meddling, and Symbolism.
>>48914286>How...how long have I been out?YEESSSS!!! Finally a new trhead!!
>>48914283Thread OST: https://youtu.be/N94NRK7EsMg?t=5m49s
>>48914286>How...how long have I been out?>Where am I?
>>489143465 months later any scene isn't going to make sense.
>>48914286> Anything important happen while I was out?
>>48914286>[x]How...how long have I been out?>[x]Where am I?Dildo duty first, decadence second.
>>48914286>>How...how long have I been out?>>Where am I?Sorry, changing >>48914312 to this one. Incorrect post response
>>48914354>Wait, wait, wait. This is were we left it. What is happening? Were is Chiaki? What is going on?Oh boy.
Are quests still allowed on /tg/ or did /pol/ win and get nazis appointed as mods?
>>48914286[X]How...how long have I been out?[X]Where am I?Damn, somethings happened again. Last thread ended with us about to go to sleep cuddling a comatose Midori before going to the moon.
>>48914407There is no rule barring quests on /tg. That's because the people who got /qst/ made were such condescending dickheaded assholes about it they pissed off the moderators.
We gonna have a good time
>>48914415>2012 jesus christ.png
>>48914412>Last thread ended with us about to go to sleep>We wake upWhat could have happened?
>>48914407/qst/ is a trial board and plenty of quests have still been running on /tg/ since it was made. We daijobou
>>48914426>implying time has meaning for the Urobutcher and his magnum opus.
Kept you waiting, huh?>>48914286>[x]How...how long have I been out?
>>48914286[x]Ira, be a dear and get me a drink. Something strong. ...Whisky. Do we have any whisky?[x]How...how long have I been out?
So are we still sticking with Plan: Save Mami's tits?
02/06/16-08/21/16For those who are asking, this is the lapse of time between threads. Do yourself the mathematics
Welcome back Decu
>we're not called warmaster, instead one girl calls us dildo, another adresses us as ma'am>we actually have an option to ask for something POLITELYSo, we're not Murderface at all? One of her forgotten personas maybe? Before we got snatched from Wookieland?
>>48914516S-She's not gay
>>48914525I was thinking that maybe we are in the POV of TTO
>>48914283Are we doing a Pilot thing where each person of our harem is a part of our personality? Or in this case a sin?And the fuck is Mami doing here?
>>48914525If I remember correctly... Decu once said there was another Homura in this timeline... Someone from the 1. ...? Oh sweet Madoka!
>>48914346It's been like 5 months, you can't just jump back in like it's only been a week.
>>48914538Mami doesn't have blue eyes or glasses or smooth hair.
>>48914536>before unconsciously reaching up to touch the ribbon in your hair. Your gloved fingers brushing against the soft scarlet strip of silk tied into a neat little bow.>It's still there. Still intact. You haven't lost it.We're definitely TTO. Reviving after she shot her brains off in the Akashic Realm?
>>48914558Good point. I was thinking of her office attire for the glasses, but the hair is a good point.
So how has everyone been dealing with the withdrawl up until now?
>>48914574Then who's Invidia?She's clearly a jealous one, maybe from one of the Madoka spinoffs?
>>48914576I've been DMing a Magical Burst campaign with Homucifer fucking around.
>>48914576The usual shitposting on other boards
>>48914576Trying to write, but with barely any progress.Time to break through this block now that MGNQ is (potentially) moving again.
>>48914576I got a headache, so I took some Painkillers.I got some Midori for my birthday and opened it today.I crave for Pancakes.All in all, I feel like shit.So it's time from some Healing-type quest!
>>48914576I started to work. A very good one, funny and with a great payload. Also, I started a diet, and now I look wonderful. Thanks to my good appearance, I started dating this very hot girl, who loves me deeply. Due to her support, i quited drinking and smoking..........I have the sensation that all of that is going to end really soon...
>>48914576Game of 40K via email.
>>48914598Just sucking dicks nonstop like you wouldn't believe.
> two of your seven most trusted servants who'd allied themselves to your cause - before unconsciously reaching up to touch the ribbon in your hair. Your gloved fingers brushing against the soft scarlet strip of silk tied into a neat little bow.Oh, my fucking reading comprehension sucks.>>48914536Ribbon Homu (pre TTO Homura) is also a possibility.>>48914541Maybe.>>48914563I doubt TTO has anyone royal to her, the dolls notwithstanding.
>>48914630If, according to the descriptions, the girls surrounding us are Mami, Sakura and Sayaka, there is the option that they are The First Knight, The Blood Knight and an unknown divine entity
>>48914630>Your gloved fingers>gloved fingers>glovesFuck!
>>48914576Getting shit done for /tg/.Wait like half a year, guys. We're on it.
>>48914662Eeh, we have the gloves now too. Remember? The whole "now-you-look-like-the-satan-we-want-to-kill-so-you-are-not-save-anymore-from-anything"-Thing?
Wait wait wait... what?Is this for real?
>>48914660There's only two girls with us right now. One of them doesn't match any of the holy quintet, and the other one doesn't have anything contradicting kyoko besides the name>>48914683straight from the rabbit's twitter
>>48914671Or, we're not homu and we have a red ribbon and gloves.
>>48914669Rename conspracy theorizing to shadowrunningFuck. I can't find the MGNQ Shadowrun pic
>>48914283>>48914286We're one post in and already the shadowruns flow.
>>48914286Ira= Wrath in spanishGula= Gluttony in spanishWhat does this means?
>In Latin, invidia is the sense of envy, a "looking upon" associated with the evil eye, from invidere, "to look against, to look at in a hostile manner." Invidia ("Envy") is one of the Seven Deadly Sins in Christian belief.>Ira, Latin for wrath, one of the seven deadly sins>seven>Luxuria / Lust>Gula / Gluttony>Avaritia / Greed>Acedia / Sloth>Ira / Wrath>Invidia / Envy>Superbia / Pride
>>48914721Invidia -> Envidia -> Envy
>>48914721It's latin ya dildoWell to be fair, spanish is the latin language's rapechild
>>48914735Actually there are more similar languages to Latin, but Spanish is pretty close, yeah.
>>48914743Was talking about the "You must be this paranoid to enter" oneForgot about this one too
>>48914743>Posting one of decu's waifus.
>>48914727oh so that's where nVidia got their name
>>48914721We Hueco Mundo arc now.Just when you thought Bleach had ended.
Eurofag here.Such a nice change of pace to NOT have a quest run in the middle of the night.
>>48914727>inb4 we're FMA
Which Homu are we right now?>>48914767Feels great too>>48914773>plot twist>we nanatsu no taizai now
Who wants some lewds after the thread?
>>48914794>I didn't wish for this songMy sides.
>>48914794the one that did nothing wrong
>>48914806None of them except murderface did anything wrong.
>>48914751Sorry, didn't save that one, have this instead.
>>48914803>>48914815Shh, no lewds, only despair
>>48914824You mean 'healing', right?
>>48914828Right you are!
>>48914824Maybe they're sad lewds
>>48914803don't start with that writefag shit again. go away
>MGNQ>Hell, I don't even remember how that ended>Check the archives>Oh fu-
>>48914803What kind of lewds are we talking about?
>>48914840Why is Mami so lewd?
>>48914840Be careful, alcohol is bad for your head
>in media res OP>not even single QM update>thread instantly at 100+ postsWhat is this sorcery?
>>48914840Maybe it's some light-headed humor relief.
>>48914794Sorry for being late, where's my whisky and pancakes?
>>48914872MGNQ, you are welcome.
>>48914872This story has over 300 threads, there's a bit of a fanbase built up
>>489148725 months of no Decu makes anon a dull boy.
>>48914853You know, the usual...
Oh for fuck's sake, Deculture, I had shit planned for this afternoon.
>>48914872>What is this sorcery?The magical kind.
>>48914903Yeah but who's in it?
>>48914905Oh come on /k/ sticking that 50 cal up your ass can wait.
>>48914872A quest that's been running for 4 years.It has a somewhat sizable fanbase, you could say.
>>489148909/10, Would feed sould gems to.
>>48914853The written kind. Somewhat fap worthy. Somewhat spoilery on my end, but fuck it.>>48914878I could see it being called that.>>48914903Sorry, I lost that Strauss x Midori piece ages ago, maybe a year?
WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO SUMMON DECU?
>>48914917>souldGoddamnit, I'm retarded.
>>48914286[x] .how long have I been out?
>>48914872Some of us had to bottle our shadowruns inside. Now the thread overflows with shadowruns.>>48914931ONE KYOUKO!
>>48914944ON THE EDGE
>>48914954S ONE JOB
>>48914965OF THE CRATER
>>48914576My left knee got healed, and just now my right knee seems broken.
>>48914920Did you mean>pic Related?
>>48914983Eitherway, get both of them ready since it's time to bust some kneecaps
>>48914972LOOKING AT THE GLASS OF KONG
Deculture is having weather problems
>>48915038Fucking moon showers
>>48915038Oh, shit. Why do you say that? Please, tell me it´s a joke
>>48914922Oh right! Blonds! And Legs!
>>48915038B-but Jeb told me there were no meteor showers today!
>>48915038Weather over there is just cloudy right now. The weather is fine.
>>48915049>>48915056We've lost all contact with deculture, only the wrath of moon showers could do that.
>>48914576Coincidentally, I came across a substitute dose of scar tissue, panacakes, dress-up and headpats.Chiaki edit when? Hat, pls.
>>48914890What in all of the fuck have I stumbled upon? This seems like a fun read, but is going through this worth 300+ threads? And if we're Homura, why is our harem not made entirely out of Madokas?
>>48915087>Harem of MadokasYeahhh, about that...
>>48915087>is going through this worth 300+ threads?No. But you will do it anyway. Good luck, you will need it!
>>48915087Get the fuck out before you get spoiled, and fucking read it. Three times.
>>48915087>And if we're Homura, why is our harem not made entirely out of Madokas?Because we waifued the girl that tried to get our client raped.
>>48915087You don't want THESE Madokas.Read all about it in the 300+ threads. Or the 2. one.
>>48915087YesThat question will answer itself very quickly
>>48915087You are trapped on Decu's wild ride now. There's no way out until you read it all.
>>48915050>no image search results>generic filenameSource?
>>48915087The eBooks found here go up to thread 268, have fun!http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>48915122We will do this after the the thread, ok? Lewds are gonna be postet anyways.
>>48915124>missing out on the /tg/ shadowrunsUnacceptable
>>48915087Yes. And you had 5 months to do it, but I guess there's no helping some people
>>48915138Shh, They cannot miss something they don't know about.
>>48915124How do you save it as a pdf?
>>48915146I miss Decu art
>>48915094>>48915108>>48915109>>48915111>>48915112>>48915115>>48915116>>48915118>>48915124As this is apparently going to be the next few months of my life, I thank you for the weird shit and the encouragement. I shall see you all several threads from now!
>>48915159Why would you want to save it in an inferior format? Git gud.
>>48915159PDFs are in the rars.
>>48915176Cheers, you poor fucker.
>>48915159The .rar files contain .docx, .pdf, .epub, and .mobi variants!
>>48915160>those who call themselves "mgnq fans", they disgust me deeply
>>48915087>>48915112>>48915116>>48915176Come to think of it...Aren't we TECHNICALLY dating Madoka right now after all the whole affair of her becoming the vessel of her?[/Spoiler]
>>48915176Another one has been trapped.Are you dildos satisfied for fresh blood now?
>>48915108Well...You there, new person, don't look at this, it's a legit spoiler.
>>48915207Thank you for the warning
>>48915184Do I have to get it from the 4shared or mediafire sites?
>>48915205Our harem increases. This is good
>>48915206MORE DILDOS FOR THE DILDO GOD
>>48915207Pretty sure Godoka was not THAT bountiful.That said, flat is the best.
>>48915207Goddamn The Blessed Lady is stacked.
>>48915231PANTYS FOR THE PANTY-THRONE
What the hell is this?Is there ANY possible way that these supposed 300 threads of story can be summed up? Because I just don't have the time to read the archives and I don't care about spoilers.
>>48915223For now, that's where I uploaded it way back.I might move it to Mega or something once I catch the eBook up with the latest threads, but like anon said >>48915124 I only have up to 268 done right now.
>>48915259No.Read it or dont
>>48915259Summary: We are fucked.
>>48915231I yearn for the day we pull this thing out of the shield
>>48915259Waste your precious Life away, it only took me about 2 month.AND IT WAS WORTH IT!
>>48915239It corresponds to Hope levels, obviously>>48915259Homura is an alcoholic stu,bling their way through the misbegotten collision of anon, madoka magica, 40k, and metal gear solid/rising plus some other things. dramatic theology gets involved
>>48915290Just thinkWe'll have to go through.MGNQ SURVIVE
>>48914286You make to ask for something - something to eat and drink, to sate two pangs of biological need that you've thought you've long sinced abandoned after your explosive, genocidal apostheosis - when the beginnings of a migraine begin to pound itself dead against the back of your eyeballs. Gritting your teeth and leaning back against your throne's backrest, you press the heels of your gloved hands against your temples.Mercy, it...it feels like a hangover. Something you haven't felt in years.Or centuries."Ma'am?" Invidia ventures again, and you feel her warm, soft hand briefly coming in contact with the bared skin of your shoulder. You don't mind physical contact - you're certainly not as averse to it as Ira could be sometimes - but for some reason the once-comforting touch made the pain burning behind your eyelids that much hotter. That much pricklier. Enough that you very nearly jumped out of your throne as you recoiled in your seat.+ Don't FUCKING touch me. + The pulse came absolutely from nowhere, and with it the hot, acidic venom that sent it stabbing right into the pale blonde simply trying to see if you're all there. But instead of dying a slackened, drooling death for having most of her brain cells fried, the bespectacled girl simply blinks at you, before discreetly pressing a handkerchief to her now-bleeding nose. Black, tarry blood rapidly staining the linen with a dirty crimson.[1/2]
>>48915259There's recap threads in the archives. You can just go through these if you're a lazy pussy.
>>48915303"My...my apologies for overstepping my boundaries, ma'am. It won't happen again." Invidia says in a small, apologetic voice muffled by her handkerchief, before bowing crisply at her waist and then drawing back. The other girl in the room - the tanned, athletic sort with the red hair - snorts in her own easy chair, before idly turning the page in her comic book. Some sort of girly manga, if you're any judge. ...In the haze of pain currently clouding your vision, you don't remember allowing that kind of thing here, but here we are."And WE talked about not trying to do other people's jobs for them, even when they're not around to do it." The one-eyed girl purses her lips to puff a stubborn bang out of her eyes. "Honestly, Invidia, we like that you're eager, but you're not going to score any points with any of us with what you're doing, especially with the boss. Keep that up and you're going to make one of us really angry, and--""And I won't like it if you're angry?" The bespectacled blonde, still holding a handkerchief to her nose, turns to spit at the girl. "Is that what you were going to say, IRA?"There's a moment of silence - blessed silence - before Ira replies. "No, and frankly I'm the last person you should be worried about when I get pissed. I usually just slip out and vent my temper outdoors. But if you get the others worried - especially Luxuria - well." She shakes her head, before smiling at your direction. "You'll have the boss looking for a new candidate to fill a fresh vacancy."The blonde simply glares at the redhead in stark, offended silence, which prompts the latter to reply again. "What? It's just a NAME, Invidia. We told you that in Orientation. It's not a stereotype we have to live up to."[2/3]
>>48915307Those are sort of terrible to understand what happened.
>>48915323"...What...whatever." The bespectacled blonde stammers in a huff, before turning back to you. "Um. Well. My apologies again for earlier, ma'am, but really, is there anything I can get you? You don't look very well, if you don't mind my saying so..."You shake your head, feeling the pain dull to a throbbing sting behind your temples. No, you don't need anything. You'll be fine.It'd be nice to know just how long you were out, though."A few weeks, I think?" Ira calls from her corner as she pulls out what looks like a smartphone from her back pocket. "We thought you were just taking a really long nap for the hell of it, but after the first week we were wondering if we should wrap you up and stash you in a warmer part of the Fortress, in case you were hibernating."...A few weeks? That long? And no one tried to wake you up?Ira and Invidia exchange glances before the latter shrugs. "You were snoring, boss. It looked like you needed the rest." A moment later, and she smiles proudly. "But we made sure to take care of things while you were out. Especially, uh, 'that'. We made sure to take care of it, since we knew it was really important to you and everything.""Oh, yes." Invidia manages to smile this time, the bleeding from her nose seemingly staunched for now. "The sacrifices are fresh, the wards remain secure. 'That' is pristine, so you don't need to worry about it, at least, ma'am."How do you respond?Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.Ask where the others are.What...is 'that' ?
>>48915297c e a s e
>>48915323>LuxuriaFucking called it.
>>48915338>What...is 'that' ?NO BRAKES ON THE SUFFERING TRAIN
>>48915338>>Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.I'm sure 'that' is fine
>>48915338>[X]What...is 'that' ?
>>48915338>[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.>[X]What...is 'that' ?Dis gon be bad.
>>48915338>What...is 'that' ?
>>48915338>[x]What...is 'that' ?"That" is the most dangerous thing in the story of mangos. We must know what "that" is about.
>>48915340AND IT BE A WITCH BARRIER THAT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF.MAGICAL GIRL SURVIVE QUEST
>>48915338[x]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>>48915338[x] Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.'that' would clearly be the Nameless One.
>>48915338>[x]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.>[x]Ask where the others are.'that' can wait It's Midorin, right?
>>48915338>[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.>[X]What...is 'that' ?At last
>>48915266I'm going to participate anyway. I'll show you that can help!>>48915274I can work with that.>>48915286I cannot!>>48915290I CAN TOTALLY WORK WITH THIS.
>>48915338[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>>48915399Ah right, Chiaki is also a professional. Or a watch-wearing dildo, as some call them. Also Warmasta. Also, right now Homuzifer without having the personality of Homusatan.
>>48915259At first it was a mix of Max Payne and PMMM - a tough alcoholic amniesiac meguca for hire trying to understand what the hell is going on while going on dangerous missions. Expect a lot of suffering, paranoia, shooting kneecaps, headpats, whiskey and pancakes.
>>48915338>[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.>[X]What...is 'that' ?MGNQ lives again!
So, will we hand over our Soul Gem to an obvious ploy and, as expected, get none of the promised revelation and truth, only the absolute assurance that everything got fucked up and all of our allies either turned against us, abandoned us, or effectively dead?
>>48915338>[X]Ask where the others are.
>>48915338>What...is 'that' ?I am a littel dizzy. Remind me of "that">Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.>Ask where the others are.
>>48915338Did... did we just hit not-Mami in the face?That's just sick and wrong. Even if she is a traitorous bitch.
>>48915399Red / blue is canon.Green is the danger.And I hope you like checkers.
>>48915338[X] Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>>48915434Oh please, we aready did that.
>>48915429>At first it was a mix of Max Payne and PMMMYou're forgetting Blade Runner; 'retiring' fellow Magical Girls.
>>48915434Well, we DID get the truth. But we were not able to handle it.
>>48915444There are plenty of blondes that aren't Mami, kharn
>>48915433>MGNQ lives again!>Implying we are off the boat.
>>48915399>I'm going to participate anyway. I'll show you that can help!Don'tFuckItUp
>>48915480Hes gonna fuck it up
>>48915460Dunno about you, but we are mostly annoyed by the truth, other than not being abled to handle it.
>>48915338>[x]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>>48915485>[X] Lick her Soulgem >[X] Hand over Soulgem>[X] Make this Quest interesting
>>48915460We got the truth, but it was stuff that we already knew. We got conned; we were sold a bill of goods of things we already owned.
>>48915444I... I think we hit her with a pulse of pure magic? Like, it was some kind of instinctive reaction that should have fried her brain, but we just gave her a nosebleed.>>48915480Oh please, I may not know all the backstory, but we're some kind of evil Homu and the seven deadly sins are our underlings. Also Madoka has gone completely evil or something? Anyway... What could possibly go further wrong from this point?
>>48915509>implying licking or whiskey warmer was a mistake.
>>48915468Even if we are still at the boat it still better than noting dood
>>48915518>he has no fucking idea
>>48915518>What could possibly go further wrong from this point?>asking this everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
>>48915524>implying I was criticising making best Girl our waifu.
>>48915518>What could possibly go further wrong from this point?We spent four years finding new and exciting ways to fuck shit up.
>>48915518>Anyway... What could possibly go further wrong from this point?
Don't listen to all the trolls, new guy. MGNQ is actually about idols, everything else is just a PV or something.
>>48915518>Anyway... What could possibly go further wrong from this point?Hand over our Soul Gem to an enemy who flat out said she's going to kill us, but will show us the truth of things if we just give her our phylactery.Keep fighting an ally who believes we've been completely corrupted and who thinks she's getting orders straight from Godoka instead of giving her a psychic memory dump that shows that she's wrong, we're right, and would have (by word of OP) made her stop fighting and ally with us.
>>48915518>Basing your ground knowledge on an extremely atypical cold open that the regulars have no idea what the fuck is happening yetha ha ha!> What could possibly go further wrong from this point?ha ha ha!
>>48915573But she DID promise the trufh. And we got our Trufh. and now wea re arfom
>>48915568Fuck off, Lorry!
>>48915573>Keep fighting an ally who believes we've been completely corrupted and who thinks she's getting orders straight from Godoka instead of giving her a psychic memory dump that shows that she's wrong, we're right, and would have (by word of OP) made her stop fighting and ally with us.And now we're getting on a suicide mission to rescue her.
>>48915540I have absolutely no clue, Anon. And I'm gonna stay that way. All I know is that I cannot POSSIBLY fuck things up worse than you guys have already fucked it up.>>48915543It's a valid question, things look pretty fucking bad.>>48915557I'll bet you have.>>48915559It doesn't count if I'm invoking it deliberately!>>48915568Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is. I believe you COMPLETELY.>>48915573WOW you guys fucked up. Don't worry, I'm here to save the day! The previous sentence is a blatant lie>>48915580I think it's fairly obvious what's going on, actually. At least from the perspective of someone with no knowledge of previous threads.
>>48915338WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
>>48915568Lorifags get out
>>48915573Don't forget "Get fucked"
>>48915338I believe that the voting period is over
>>48915585>But she DID promise the trufh. And we got our Trufh. and now wea re arfomYeah, but we didn't get anything new. She just told us everything we already knew to be the truth.We got conned into paying for something we already had.
>>48915518We're already in deep shitWe gonna go deeper new guy, just remember to make bad decisions for 'truth'.Also: Green is the danger
>>48915621There is no such Thing as "bad decisions" if it's more Exposition!
>>48915613Ah yes.Making the glass cannon rogue charge the boss instead of letting the tanks handle it.
>>48915610>>48915615Y'all dun goofed
>>48915621What are these colors? Someone else said red/blue is canon, and also that stuff about green being the danger.And... Checkers?Also, please stop fucking yourselves over for exposition. Clearly the truth is simply having a giant fuckoff gun.
>>48915642Red/blue is the couple!Checkers is 2. best Girl.and green green! BEST GIRL! Also, MM X MM
>>48915642Colours is colours, anonRed is broBlue is a bitchGreen a dangerCheckers a shitPink is uh... Well, fucked?
>>48915655>>48915661Lemme just decipher this. I think I almost have it... I just need one more piece of information...Is there a yellow?
>>48915642>Having opinions while knowing literally jack shitannoying
>>48915642Guy, seriously, stay if you want, but you are not going to get the references other anons are trowing at you. Also, obviously, you have to rad the archive if you want to know what exactly is happening and how. As someone who entered about 18 months ago, I can guarantee that is a very good quest. You are going to enjoy it a lot
>>48915674We do not talk about yellow.
>>48915674Yellow is fluffy pancakes.
>>48915655>1st best girl>2nd best girlWatermelon or bust!>>48915661>talking shit about checkers
>>48915674Yellow is lewd
>>48915699You know she's a shit and you can't deny it.
>>48915642We can't go gun ho as much anymore. We're a dildo now, we do dildo things.Are you actually new to this, or it's just a ploy to see more mgnq memes without context
>>48915674Oh right, and Green is also Writing fapfics about us. And when I say Writing, I mean drawing doujinshi. And when I mean doujinshi I mean FUCKING GLOBAL BEST SELLER HENTAI!
MGNQ Sitrep: FUBAR & SNAFU. Yeah, this quest requires both.
>>48915642Also, avoid all things that make a loud Crunch. That is the last thing anyone wants.
>>48915679Knowing Jack Shit is my main feature, Anon. I'm gonna offer a fresh perspective and help everyone.>>48915684I kind of enjoy not knowing, and forming my own theories about what means what.>>48915692>>48915693>>48915694>>48915701>>48915729Interesting... I'm going to assume these colors correspond to the MGs with that color in Madoka Magica.>>48915703Ohhhh, so there ARE definitely multiple playable Homuras, like I thought. Excellent.>>48915718I am 100% new to this, and I embrace this fact wholeheartedly.
>>48915608You think that stuff about the idols was a lie. It is, but it's a lot more true than you think.
>>48915744Literally nobody wants a Crunch.
>>48915610Bubsy pls go
>>48915744A loud crunch, Anon? With a capital C?Hmm... Interesting. I'll avoid that.>>48915749It probably is at SOME extent. I mean this is clearly a mishmash of a bunch of stuff with MM at the center.
>>48915729Which also is becoming it's own Anime, with Lori and... Pic related... reading the main protagonists.
>>48915745>I am 100% new to this, and I embrace this fact wholeheartedlyHere friend, dive into this madness and don't come back until you've caught up with 4 years of thread memes.http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index
>>48915779Why is Lori such a shit?
>>48915783No.I choose not to waste my days away reading this many threads. I simply have not the time.This cold open shall be my starting point.
>>48915745>Knowing Jack Shit is my main feature, Anon. I'm gonna offer a fresh perspective and help everyone.>taking loud pride in ignoranceso, annoying as fuck like I said
>>48915779>implying vanilla Miku>not Calne Ca mecha skelly Miku
>>48915799Only in your dreams.
>>48915802Sorry for annoying you Anon, but I simply haven't been part of the ride from the beginning, this looks interesting, and I don't have the spare time to read through 300 threads of content.
>>48915779When are we confronting the 20th officio about ruri?
>>48915812SHAMEFUR DESPRAY! I SHALL COMIT SUDOKU!
>>48915814You mean nightmares. That abomination there is the stuff of nightmares.
>>48915785but lori's just doing the voicing
>>48915822We don't know shit about the 20th and Ruri being connected in character.
>>48915828Who the fuck is Iori?
>>48915820Stop being a pussy, you'd have gotten through five threads at least in the time you argued. Each individual thread is rather short.
>>48915840wait ruri is connected to the 20th?
>>48915739>my quest has gone wrong, just as I expected
>>48915820Then fuck off.
>>48915842The anal idol
>>48915795>Doesn't "Have the time" to catch up on threads.>"Has time" to start theorycrafting on shit that has long been established and explained.Amazing logic anon, you must be an intellectual Powerhouse that is sure to change this ENTIRE questline for the better!
>>48915846Our 4 years of shadowrunning has borne fruit, lad
>thread reached bump limitD-Decu...?
>>48915860Yeah but could you give me a pointer to where that exactly happened
Ignorant anon is harmless, stop throwing bitch fits, all of you.
>>48915871Thought it was 550?
>>48915871Decu is kill. Too much gains
>>48915820Imagine doing this with a popular tv show, just hopping into a normie discussion and asking questions that would be thoroughly answered by just watching the damn show and tossing out thoughts and ideas that would be discounted/already covered by, again, just watching the damn show. They'd tell you to fuck off until you watched the show. You're not having a worthwhile conversation, you're just spewing useless text.>>48915876It is my goddamn god-given right to get annoyed at shit dammit
>>48915799>WHERE IS YOUR BLESSED LADY NOW
>>48915872Forgot the exact details, been a long time since we went over this but some anons were shadowrunning about Ruri being the Spymaster, the 20th's warmaster.Or was deepthroat the spymaster?Fuck if I know
>>48915876But it's been five months since we last shat up a thread with pointless arguments! You can't take that away from us!
>mfw realising this is more a "remember the old threads"-thread then an acctutal Quest thread.
>>48915876If he'd be willing to learn at all, he'd be less annoying. But seeing as this is not the case, he can get out with the trash.
>>48915894Oh okay we need to "Quoth the raven" next time we see her.
>>48915900We got too drunk on our dose of noire after half a year
>>48915894There was a plot leak or something in the secret cabal. The idols (20th productions or whatever the fuck it's called) are directly connected to the 20th. Maybe it's been changed by now.
I'll be honest, I don't enjoy reading archived threads. They just seem different to threads in progress.
>>48915885310/150Not sure who came up with those numbers, but them's the brakes.
>>48915840It would help if the threads were actually numbered like every other decent quest out there.Have a link to the archive, have docs for reference. Have a twitter account... ya know, all those dtuff long running quests have nowadays?And if the GM actually bothered with a code for their name.As it catching back with this quest is not easy.
>>48915928Well, /qst/ is a thing now so maybe we should migrate? It appears that sup/tg/ also archives /qst/ as well.
>>489159232020 productions is the 20th, Ruri is the spymaster, and Noriko is her equerry.
>>48915947They're numbered on the wiki.
>>48915947>It would help if the threads were actually numbered like every other decent quest out there.>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=magical+girl+noir+quest>Every numbered quest on one pageNow fuck off until you've caught up.
>>48915961nope. no migration.
>>48915947Here you go friend, allow me to spoonfeed you as if you were a little baby.https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoirhttp://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Main_Page
>>48915947We do have a wikihttp://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index
>>48915872There was serious doubts about Ruri for years. Many thought she was a Callidus, but there was no comcrete proof to confirm it.Thread 296 was the moment that changed. Look for the namefag " Paranoia everywhere" and read from there
>>48915900Nah, this was the same even before. Decu pace is glacial. Leaves lot of room for banter. You get used to it or you quit. And we don't have many quitters.
>>48915991We don't have many quitters because they already left :^)
>>48915978But anon, increased bump limit!
Which arc was best arc?I unironically think watch wearing dildo work was great.
>>48916006>Implying you can get of Mr Deculture's Wild RideThe only peace is in death.
>>48915991>implying one can get off the ride>>48915977Delicious!>>48916029Me too.
>>48916029I don't even remember.
>>48915961That's QM's call. But considering that /qst/ is formally still trial / optional, archive consistence, and inevitable troll influx that would come with /qst/, I think it's more prudent to keep things the way they were.
>>48915978I mean, I'll go wherever decu runs, but there's not really a need for him to migrate. He might appreciate the longer character limit, I guess.
>>48916031They probably lurk archives and watch our bad decisions unfold
>>48916049>archive consistenceLord Licorice is a pure saint and managed to get tags to work between the /tg/ and /qst/ archive, so that's nice at least
>>48916053>>48916049>>48915961I think he himself said it's a bad idea.
I'm just happy that MGNQ is back.
>>48915961Decu thinks that /qst/ was a mistake.
>>48916049suptg can archive both, so consistency isn't much of a problem. Discoverability and /qst/ being a cesspool are.
>>48916083How cancerous is /qst/ in its current state right now?
Well, for those who refuse to do the right Thing, they can look up Information righthttp://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Main_Page HERE!
>>48916096Only quests worth mentioning is Audit Quest and MAQ, which are both Larro quests
>>48916049Actually 4chan reaction to qst is basically to not post there after the archive guy asked to please stop with the down vote spam. As a result is actually a small place were only the draw quests are actually popular.Although a very few quests seem to draw people in.
>>48915853Maybe he's the one we need. With zero apriori knowledge, his choices will be fully guided by the Blessed Lady. His is the hand that shall deliver watermelon to us.
>>48916136> not realising Suikawari
>>48916112Doesn't Dan Kim have a thing going on?Or did it not catch up?
>>48916150Old Leader Quest.
>>48916136°•○●□■》《¤▪+×÷=%!@$$/^&*€£¥₩BEEP!And the blind shall lead those with twenty-twenty vision.
>>48916150Dan doesn't actually run that quest.
Ok mates, we Need more Blonds! SHOW DEM LEGS!
>>48916189Here got two classics for you.
>>48916029Best noir mission - Kirika's retirement.Best "Chiaki stumbling through social situations" mission - either protecting Ruri or "maid to kill", hard to decide.
Welcome to the new MGNQ thread! Please ensure you are caught up to the most recent thread before continuing!Twitter: https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoirWiki: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Main_PageThread Index: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_indexAny recommendations?
>>48916189Posting what I got
>>48915122Know what, maybe we can attract a wild decu with it too! Be warned.>pic related
>>48916029Siberia and Akashic Realm (despite the parley part).
>>48916213Ruri was the best in Terms of >shadowruns
>>48916290Can't say I didn't warn you.
>>48916252Damn, the end of Siberian arc was great! The more things I remember, the harder it is to choose the favourite.>>48916273True, but I meant that moment when Chiaki was forced to pretend to be a Murder Mayumi cosplayer. Also, the whole "murder megucas while the whole world is watching" thing.
>>48916189Sorry, my collection focuses on tits instead of legs.
>>48916333THEY ASKED ME TO!
>>48916243Th-thank you Anon!
>>48915966>>48915814>>48915760>>48915639>Naming yourself ChiakipusThis is why the MGNQ IRC is 100% unfiltered cancer full of mouthbreathers, autismkids and people who have Cybersex as characters from this quest.
>>48916348>>48916379>not buttsyou of little faith
>>48916121There are not very many players there.
>>48916402I wish it was. There's barely any lewds to be had in it.
>First thread in half a year>already making bad decisionsThe 'that' is a bait by decu in to making a bad decisionAlso here's my shadowrunning contribution:>what if chiaki and TTO had a body swap and we're actually Chiaki in TTO's body while TTO is creating calamity in our body as we speak Remember, everything is possible unless directly confirmed otherwise
>>48916343Every Situation with MMxMM is great. In General.Starting, of course, with our lovely Encounter in a flippin Sexshop.
well im an aus fag and its 2:30am night
>>48916436Wait, isn't that how we actually identified Wendy at the end of Ruri Arc?
>>48916445>Seeing a red button>Not pushing it
>>48916467Welcome to an average eurofag questfag's life.
>>48916467Stay up another 30 minutes, Decu will post. Vote, then take a 90 minute nap. Awaken just in time for the next Decu post.
>>48916467>Eastern StatesGlorious Western Australia laughs at your pitiful two hour time difference! It's only half past midnight here!
>>48916496But... it's 18:35 at my place... and I'm from Germany.
The quest summary on the wiki has not been updated since thread four.Quest is over 300!Yeah I am starting to see how loyal and dedicated the fans are.
>>48916533What I mean is that usually quests run at early AM for eurofags.
>>48916540Now that you're starting, you can update it as you go.
>>48916540Too busy shadowrunning and lusting for pancakes.>tfw there's no pancakes in your country
>>48916546Eurofag.Nothing better to start my morning than seeing you fucks do everything wrongYuma quest triggered me hard
>>48916546But... I don't care either ways...
>>48916402Is there a second mgnq irc I'm unaware of?Because there's like two people and it isn't even mgnq stuff.Do stop namefagging, though.
>>48916555I am not part of the so called loyal and dedicated fanbase.Also quests nowadays post the relevants links in the first or second post of the thread.Some even nake a brief summary of the past thread or a very quick summary about what the hell the quest is about.
>>48916564>triggered by Yuma Quest in AM>grumbles through breakfast>simmers angrily on bus to work>furious paperwork dildoing until lunch>Coworker asks what's wrong>SNAP>Scream "she just wanted to clean her fucking guns for fuck sake anon!"
>>48916562>no pancakes in your contryWhat? You can't buy milk, flour and eggs?
>>48916467>>48916532>>48916533I´m from Spain, and it´s 18:42 here. Decu normally starts between 15:00-14:30>Mfw I´m the Eurofag with luck
>>48916632Pretty accurate desu
>>48916632YUMA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>48916621When you are MGNQ, you don't Need the relevant links. You already know them.Else, someone else will post them for you.And if you are still complaining, then you probably bait.
>>48916621>Also quests nowadays post the relevants links in the first or second post of the thread.This isn't a fucking popularity contest. Don't like it? Fuck off.>>48916641European pancakes are a completely different food from American-style ones. More like crepes.
>>48916621Anything other than the full Murderface Experience doesn't do the quest justice.But have an instructional video anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsFhuONRoWc
>>48916621To be fair, everyone who is interested in this has already caught up on the 300+ threads. Go read the archives, it's the only real way to catch up and quest won't be any more done by the time you are.
>>48915364 >>48915389 >>48915395Well. They sound pretty confident about getting everything under control while you were indisposed, so you'll take their word for it at the moment. You probably don't need to check up on 'that' too, but...you'll just pop in and check later. Just to be safe.Just to make sure it's still there.In this kind of place, in this kind of time, you can never be too careful.So through the throbbing pain currently boiling between your ears, you thank the both of them for their diligence, and ask them for a sitrep. It's unfortunate that you were gone for as long as you were, so you might as well get yourself up to speed, right?Your two subordinates glance at each other again, in a long and uncomfortable silence - before Ira breaks it with a long sigh. "Ergh. I was kind of hoping you'd wake up until after the others are back from their assignments, but...well, here we are, I suppose." She levers herself off of her easy chair to join Invidia standing in front of your throne. "Since we're a bit shortstaffed at the moment, though, it's okay if we skip with the visual aids and all that nonsense, yeah? No need for the whole song and dance?"You blink at her, before shaking your head. ...No. Just a verbal sitrep is fine. There's no need for anything like that.[1/2]
>>48916675fuck I forgot that video even existed
>>48916621You are free to fuck out whenever then.>>48916632My feelings exactly after reading the archives.
>>48916632I would get my opinion mixed inside, but sadly, I'm more of an Incubator then a normal human being.So They would probably rage about my opinion.But Human beings are flawed, Life is boring without twists.
>>48916669I know, we have had this discussion several times already. But you can still make fake-pancakes yourself.
>>48916689"Thank you. Now, let's get the small items out of the way first." Ira pulls out her smartphone again, delicately tapping at the screen with a finger. "As you can see, we're the only ones here. Everyone else - that's Avaritia, Acedia, Superbia, Luxuria and Gula - are out on errands. The last checkpoint was yesterday, and apart from Acedia having a run-in with two Black Templar hunting parties and Superbia playing the fool with some of the incense-huffing hippies from the Twelfth, everything else seems to be going smoothly."Another tap, and a quick scrolling of what appears to be multiple screens, before Ira sucks in through her teeth and looks up at you. "There was a bit of an incident a week back when we had a surprise incursion of the usual vermin in the Fortress' lower levels. Invidia watched over everything while I took care of the matter personally. It's resolved now, but someone'll have to clean up the mess before the stench attracts more of them." She bites her lip here, and you can tell she's doing her best not to append 'and it won't be me' to her last sentence. ...Alright. That's the small stuff, then? What about the big ones?"I was just getting to that, thank you." Ira replies smoothly, while glancing sidelong at Invidia's direction. The latter gives an encouraging nod to the tanned redhead, a gesture that seems enough to bolster her confidence."Well, there are a couple, but the biggest would probably be your...er...your body double, I suppose. The Nameless One? That's what they're calling her, right, boss?"...Right. You remember her. Of course you remember her. Annoying, irritating eyesore who couldn't even recognize a way out when you all but offered it to her on a silver platter. A way out. A second chance. All she needed to do was to take it.Instead, she...she...Ngh. No. Don't think about that now, you'll give yourself another headache, or make the one you're having now worse.[2/3]
>>48916689>inb4 "That" is the Pancakes.
>>48916716>"There was a bit of an incident a week back when we had a surprise incursion of the usual vermin in the Fortress' lower levels. Invidia watched over everything while I took care of the matter personally. It's resolved now, but someone'll have to clean up the mess before the stench attracts more of them."We magical girl noir fortress now
>>48916716And I was right ALL ALONG!It IS 1. chapter Homura.Probably
>>48916716"Well, she's on her way to Ground Zero, it looks like. Luxuria sent in a report about a couple of hours ago saying that she spotted the Nameless One's thread intersecting with some really big players, and from the looks of it there's going to be some cutting here and there."Ground...Zero? You blink at her in confusion. You're not--"The moon, ma'am." Invidia adds helpfully.Right. Yes. The moon. The large piece of rock with the unsightly pockmark of a mutant cat bastard's lunar base marring its already crater-murdered features....So, she's going to try and rescue the yellow one, is she?Again the back-and-forth stare between your two remaining subordinates. "Honestly, boss? We're not really sure. I mean, we did see the yellow one pretty much throw her to the wolves, right? Her and that other titty monster she was running around with?" Ira shrugs. "I think it's more likely she's just going to watch the execution over drinks and cigarettes, pretty much. Sounds like something she'd do, yeah?"And then, all of a sudden, you hear it.A ticking sound. No louder than a whisper, barely audible above your own breathing....How do you respond?No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>>48916562>>tfw there's no pancakes in your countryYou can make them yourself, I'm sure. Do it now, faggot! If you can't cook, consider the mess you made a part of the ride.>>48916621>Some even nake a brief summary of the past thread or a very quick summary about what the hell the quest is about.If you read any mgnq thread you would know that most of them start with "You are a magical girl, here's what you fucked up, now you're fucked" part.
>>48916768>[X]No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.>[X]Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>>48916768[X]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.
>>48916768>No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.>Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.
[x] Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.Meta justification, but makes sense.
>>48916768>[X]No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.The ride never ends
>>48916768>[X]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.>[X]Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>>48916768>[X]No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.here we go againalso>[X]Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>>48916768>Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>mfw acctually predicting correctly.
>>48916768>[x] Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.
>>48916768These Anons >>48916791 >>48916796 think as I do.Once we're done with reports and mystical preparations, we should check on "that"
>>48916768>[x]No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.
>>48916661Is because Chiaki is not a spider or a Ogre isn't it?
A literal Deus ex Machina to get us out of that hornet's nest.I wonder how they will react to two Chiakis?
>>48916768>[X]No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.>[X]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.>two Black Templar hunting parties
>>48916768>[X]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.The homu I know would absolutely put in just-in-case measures.>tickingIs the chiakipus coming to take our other arm?
>>48916768>No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.
>>48916754No, anon. Clearly is TTO. Crystal clear
>>48916844>Thinking OG Homura is going to HELP ChiakiGoddamnmit Anon.
>>48916844Oh please, this is not a mere Chiaki.This is Homura Akemi.
>>48916768>Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.
>>48916866>[X]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.
>>48916866One can dream.I-I have my hopes up, surely our Moon assault can't go THAT bad, right?
>>48916768>[X]Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>>48916866She could help her in a way that fucks her over.
>>48916879>I-I have my hopes up, surely our Moon assault can't go THAT bad, right?Stop talking, anon.
>>48916879It will go worse.If not by design, then by Anon fucking it up
>>48916862>The moon, ma'am>your...er...your body double, I suppose. The Nameless One?>she's going to try and rescue the yellow one
>>48916879And I am suposed to be the one who has not read this quest.
>>48916904That sounds really reassuring
>>48916909Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and anon fucking it up.
>>48916908Oh they read the quest.But there are still some who have a "better" "plan" then others.
>>48916768>[x]What's that ominous ticking sound?
>>48916928What plan?Clearly nothing goes according to plan so fuck it
>>48916942>[x]Does anyone smell Brimstone?
>>48916942>>48916958Fuck it, going with these ones!>>48916949And now you understand the concept of planning according to the audience!
>>48916768>[x]No, she'll save her. I'm sure of that. She's -- I'm -- stupid enough to chance it.>[x]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.>[x]Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.Cover all the bases, that's how homu does her work.
>>48916958>[x]OK, which one of you is giggling maniacally?
>page 8I don't want it to end
>>48916768>[x]Do we have anyone there? We should have someone on site, at least. In case an opportunity comes up.then>[x]Is there anything else that needs to be brought to my attention? Because you need to check up on 'that'.
>>48916949And yet Chiaki has lasted over 300 without just crushing her own doul gem and ending her life.
>>48917005You seem to missunderstand.She doesn't have a choice at this Point.
>>48916768EVERYTHING WILL BE FIRE
>>48916991Should've ran on qst instead, eh? Then the thread would've been around for days!
>>48916905Anon, if she is the Homura on The Moon, why Invidia saying she is going to The Moon instead of "She is coming here"? Also, if the Homura on The Moon knew as much as it seems about The Nameless One, then this conversation shouldn´t even exist: The First Officio would have destroyed The 9th a long time ago.
>>48917044>Days of Anon bickeringNo thanks.
>>48916905So, what's your point exactly? And who's 1st chapter Homura?
>>48917044We're just going to start a second thread if necessary.Fucking newfags, what do you think how quests worked before?
>>48917052It's looking like the First's Warmaster is NOT a Homura.
>>48917044>days of worth of fapfictionNO
>>48917090Oh, if you _knew_ how much there is…
>>48917065And that's where the "You've got a Point" Comes in. I have no Idea, as much as anyone else has no idea either. Although Decu has leaked some footage once. Or "something like that".
>>48917134You haven't explained the "why you're wrong" part. Or what homu you're actually thinking about. You mean this universe's version of Homura Akemi that may be warmaster of the 1st officio?
>>48917134I think that Decu's all but outright said that we're TTO, and the only reason he hasn't is because it would feel awkward and shoehorned in. >ribbon>Chiaki's "body double" >edgily-named subordinates that are either witches or something else that megucas fight>referred to the moon base as an "unsightly pockmark">offered Chiaki a "way out"And so on.
>>48917226There IS a Homura Akemi in the 1st officio.But one cannot tell who it is exactly.
>>48917117renounce your meaningless namefag and erotomaniac tendencies in poor taste, and you may be yet spared the eternal scorn of anonymous
>>48917235Oh well, fuck it I say, We will see. Until then, you have all the right to doubt me.
>>48917235are they like those dolls from symphogear gx
>>48917235Don't forget:>We fell asleep in out costume.>Invidia touched our /bare/ shoulder.
>>48917245Was it directly confirmed by Decu that this universe's Homu is at the First?I thought it was just a bunch of Anon's usual shadowruns
>>48917303One Anon oce asked Decu what this world's Homura is (on ask.fm).He responded with an Image.I think it was labled something related to the 1st. Although, If someone as the Image, i'd appreaciate it.
>>48916716>yfw you fuck up things so hard that even Satan has a Headache.
>>48917303Yeah, but that bit of shadowrunning was caused by Decu showing an uncolored sketch of the First's Warmaster, and the costume had some similarities to the homu costume.
>>48917346The gay Satan one at that
>>48917303Malal said that she was contracted in "One of the most powerful Officios", but failed to discover her. Anons believe that, due too plot and Magical Girls anime trophes (Sailor Moon being one) the Homura of this timeline is the Warmaster of The First, Hazuki Amane. But, there is also the possibility that Decu is playing wiyh us and in reality she is not in that Officio (or at least, she is not Hazuki), only to appear when we less expect her. So yeah, apart from Malal (and Decu confirming in ask.fm that this timeline Homura and TNO are the only Homuras different from the rest), we really have not direct confirmation of anything else
>>48917265Just a thought. They're named after the seven deadly sins. And when there are seven deadly sins, I always think about Fullmetal Alchemist.In FMA, 7DS were homunculi created to do their master's bidding, but they also were a surrogate family of sorts.Some anons already pointed out that those to girls bare some resemblance to Mami and Kyouko. What if they were constructed by TTO as a replacement for the companion she once had?
>>48917341This one? Is from a Drawthread
>>48917303Before Midoriquest started we had a vision of being TTO. Kyoko attacked us and told us that even the first was out to kill us, then Homura warped in to destroy us.
>>48917370>inb4 its the 20th and she's a Callidus in this timelineThat would be quite unexpected
>>48917393This might be the one. Not Ask.fm then, but still.
>>48917414Didn't we have the unshaded version somewhere in the wiki?
>>48917452Wut? No way, anon. I doubt Decu is going to make an spoiler that big.
>>48917452If one would only be abled to navigate the wiki without Problems, like not having any idea where to find Information. ETC.
>>48917480Unless its the Mandela effect, I remember going through the wiki and found that same pic but unshaded
>>48916791 >>48916796No, you shake your head, and for the first time since you woke up you feel a smile curl your lips. She'll save the yellow one. She'll save Tomoe Mami. You're sure of that. She's stupid enough, foolhardy enough, and most of all naive enough to chance it.You were all of those things once, after all.Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock."Yyyyes. Right. Well." For a moment it looked as if Ira was about to grin, but impressively enough she manages to keep a straight, if deadpan, face all throughout. "You know what they say - you know yourself the best out of everyone else." She clears her throat. "And before you ask, boss, we don't have anyone near enough to make the jump in time, but if you think we have a window of opportunity here, I can pull a few strings if you like."Do it, you tell her. Someone should be there. Someone positioned to strike at the Nameless One in the ensuing chaos, to finish what you started. To be able to capitalize on that chance when it presents itself.Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock."Then I'll make my own calls after this, then." Ira says, tapping at her smartphone's screen with a well-manicured finger. "I'm not promising anything major since it's a bit short notice and bypassing the wards in Ground Zero can be a bit tricky, but I can at least guarantee the Nameless One won't exactly have a safe trip both ways."Right. Is there anything else, then? Because...because you need to check on something else for a bit. Something that needs your attention.Tick. Tock. Tick--[1/2]
>>48917613Invidia raises a hand. "Um, well, I suppose I'll take this chance to ask, ma'am, seeing as I'm the newbie here and I don't think I really caught it during orientation." She clears her throat nervously as you irritably gesture for her to get on with it. "Is...is the Nameless One really that important? If you really need her dead, then why don't we just leave her to her own devices? Surely we don't need to exert that much effort to get rid of just one Magical Girl. I mean..." The bespectacled girl lets out a tiny giggle. "What's the worst she can do, anyway?"Ira blinks at this, and unsubtly moves away from the other girl."Here we go." The tanned girl murmurs quietly, turning away.How do you respond?Tell her.Show her.
>>48917676>[X]Show her.Oh boy
>>48917676>Show her.Clearly the superior option here
>>48917676>[X] Show her.One has to see it to belive it.
>>48917676>Show her.>just realized Nvidia gets it's name from invidiaAhhhhhhhhhh I'm an idiot.
>>48917676>[X]Show herI know what you want Decu. You want endless purple prose describing in intricate detail every moment of suffering being thrust directly into someone's consciousness with them unable to stop the tide. You're a sick, sick bunny, but .. so am I.
>>48917676>[X]Show her.The best way to make sure she never asks or doubts again.
>>48917676>[X]Show herAlso, ask what is the deal with the clock noises.
>>48917676>[X]Show her.show don't tell
>>48917676>[x]Show her.Do it incubator mindrape style if possible.
>>48917676>[X]Show her.Hahahahahah, that girl is so fucked.
>>48917613>Do it, you tell her. Someone should be there. Someone positioned to strike at the Nameless One in the ensuing chaos, to finish what you started.Shit, did we just make things harder for ourselves?
Who is she even talking about?
>>48917805When /don't/ we?
>>48917676Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became Queen of Despair(not a vote, I already voted)
>>48917805Yes.Business as usual.
>>48917805>play as the MC, shoot yourself in the foot at every opportunity>play as the enemy, we're actually competentMURDERFACE EXPERIENCE
>>48917825>>48917822God dammit, Anon. You're the real villain of MGNQ.
>>48917886Which brings me to:>pic related
>>48917869To be fair, the villains in MGNQ know what they are doing, have the perspective to understand what's going on, and the resources to pull it off they way they want, and no one to protect.We are an amnesiac, drunken, drug addled girl with more firepower than most nations, put into positions we aren't qualified to handle, and left in charge with no training.The only thing we're doing right is inspiring porn.
>>48917805I don't know why anon, it just HAPPENS.
>>48917676Decu, how long do you plan to run today?
>>48917886>finally beat TTO/Pinky whatever depending on which route we landed in>then suddenly the real boss appears>Anon was the final boss manipulating everything all this time
>>48917886Only now you realize. It is too late. You cannot escape your fate.
>>48917869This actually does happen everytime though. Remember Midori? Remember Kharn Quest? Remember Big Shell? I guess Chiaki's own insecurity brings her mental image way down.
>>48917805The more impossible the task, the sweeter the victory.
>>48917964fishsnacks soon, fellow Anon
>>48917980>hes on to us
>>48918021I recognize that smug.
>>48918021I know what I did, and I do not feel any regrets.
>>48917980> To defeat the final boss, Decu challenges you to a lifting competition.> One lucky guy gets to fly to CENSORED BY OPSEC and try to out-lift Decu.> The final thing to lift will be the feelings of friendship in your heart
>>48917941Yeah, because we would be so much better in the role of, let's say, Cullexus.
>>48914840Is she getting fucked off-screen?
>>48918065>not AI YOWere essentially a Homu at heart despite being such a suicidal aberrant that is Chiaki
>>48918009Thanks anon. I wasn't sure if I should postpone or cancel plans for today.2 quests and an FLGS sale today. I hate missing out.
>>48918077In MGNQ all fucking takes place in votes.
>>48918127In the image.
>>48918127I for one, have learned to love how we handed our very soul to our mortal enemy instead of doing literally anything else.
>>48918340Are you a masochist since you love suffering with us?
>>48918340I still think it was the best thing we could have done to actually get the plot moving, in retrospect.
>>48918308We'll have to vote on it. getting fucked off screen not getting fucked off screen giving soul gem to enemy to get fucked
>>48917701 >>48917702 >>48917706You decide to show her. While you're perfectly willing to calmly enlighten her about this particular topic - you're also quite a fan of showing as a method of instruction, rather than showing. Much easier and efficient all around, not to mention it gets rid of any chance of the message being muddled through miscommunication and all that.By the time you've finished forcing the truth into Invidia's hungry, eldritchian psyche - a few seconds after she'd finally stopped screaming for mercy, tears of blood trickling down her cheeks - you allowed Ira to clean the girl up while you rose from your throne and attended to...'that'. That which you've always taken care to tend to yourself, no matter what you had going on or in the middle of. Every day - or whatever passed for a day in this godforsaken realm - without fail. Inside your Fortress of Regrets, deep within your Inner Sanctum...The body of the one you love. Her last remaining human form. Pure. Pristine. Untainted. Plucked from a timeline where she never had even heard of Magical Girls. Once alive. Now rendered somnolent - soulless - because of her own apostheosis.When she turned into the thing that only wore her face as a mask, peering through eyes of the deepest black. Smiling with teeth made red with the blood of the innocent.Her last remaining human form. Kept preserved in a coffin of your own making, to keep her safe as long as the sacrifices were made. As long as the wards are kept secure.A hollow vassal. Empty, but waiting to be filled.A forlorn hope, but one you're holding onto."I will have you back." You promise her silent, sleeping form, just like all the other times you stood in front of her coffin. "I don't care what I need to do or how many people need to die. I will have you back.""...""And maybe sometime after that," You breathe into the cold air, "...we can talk about you forgiving me for what I've done to you.""Because I never will."
>>48918077The correct question is where her Soulgem is right now.From there , we can see.>>48918340>pic related
>>48918369Fish Snacks now?
>>48918369And that's that! Next thread returns to Chiaki in action, and going to the moon!Thank you for the lively participation everyone! We're back, and hopefully for good this time! Please stick with me until the ending!Next thread this Saturday evening! Questions answered until I go to sleep!
>>48918414What's your FGO friend code, Decu?
>>48918414Who is the best of the seven deadly sins?
>>48918414Thank you for running, Decu! Nice to finally have you back!Who are the seven edgy sins supposed to be?
>>48918414thanks for running Deculture! It's good have you back dood!
>>48918422I don't have one!! I have better things to spend my money on!!!
>>48918422Decu doesn't play faygo
>>48918414How's life been, decuman?
>>48918414You kept us waiting, huh. No questions, just wishing you all the best, Boss.
>>48918414Thanks for running, Boss. Its so good to have MGNQ back. I missed it [sniffle]
>>48918369>A hollow vassal. Empty, but waiting to be filled.Decu, you mean vessel, right?RIGHT?
>>48918440>>48918446What about the rest of the cabal? What are their friend codes?
>>48918414Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!At last, the moment I have been waiting for!
>>48918414Anon was supposed to deliver, but sadly, I have not yet finished my Version of Magical-girls Anticipating Imminent Demise.Thanks for running, and we will see you around.It's good to be back for "healing".
>>48918430They're all pretty great! Hopefully when I introduce them all you like them as well!>>48918437Very powerful Witches that are sentient and are able to assume a human form! Very intelligent as well!>>48918447Not too bad!>>48918462Hrrngh! Thank you for waiting!!
>>48918414Thanks for running.Not mgnq related: will there be Girls und Titan quest thread soon, or do you want to catch up with mgnq first?
>>48918505What sort of lewd things go on between Homucifer and that lifeless Madoka body she has stowed away?
>>48918505Thanks for running
>>48918468Ahahaha, it's great to be back! >>48918472Yes, sorry! It was a typo, it's been an awful long while!>>48918474No idea! Try asking them yourself!>>48918491Thank you too! I'll do my best to bring resolution to this story before too long!
>>48918505>Very powerful Witches that are sentient and are able to assume a human form! Very intelligent as well!
>>48918530When do we get to fill up Madoka? :^)
>MGNQ finishes just as Robot Wars is about to startToday is a good day
>>48918474The cabal is kind of supposed to be secret, so they don't just accept or go looking for members. Their method of selection is having people stumble upon it by blind luck.
>>48918535They're going to attack the First's base directly, it won't exactly go well for them.
>>48918509I want to get back into the rhythm of running MGNQ regularly first before going to other side projects first, so definitely the latter! But I'm planning for a thread soon!>>48918522Nothing! Homusatan is pure!>>48918528Thank you for reading!>>48918562No!!!
>>48918642>Homusatan is pure!Blessed Lady, how horrifying.
>>48918642When do we get to fill up Homusatan? :^)
>>48918642>Homusatan is pure!How can we ever trust your answers when you tell us lies so obvious!
>>48918642When do we get to fill up our wisky glass again? -_ -
>>48918718Chiaki's back the next thread so I hope we will start with her being already buzzed.
>>48918642>Nothing! Homusatan is pure!In one of the earlier threads (I think 2015 recap) when asked about buttstuff, Homusatan answered: "In moderation." Possible conclusions:a) plotholeb) buttstuff in moderation is pure I'm leaning towards b).
>>48918845buttstuff is always pure
>>48918845Homusatan has done things to Madoka without consent.Homusatan is pure.In that case doing things without consent is pure.Buttstuff in moderation is pure.In conclusion, buttstuff in moderation and without consent is pure.Oh my!
>>48918911Of course Homura would never do anything to Madoka without consent, luckily we have math to solve this.Homu=Pure=ButtstuffButtstuff*Madoka=Pure, so Madoka must have a value of 1Given that doing things without consent still is equal to pure, the opposite of that would be unpure, so therefore consent=-PureWith this we can conclude that Homu*-Madoka=consent
>>48919178>Of course Homura would never do anything to Madoka without consentHave we been following the same quest?>using arithmetic operators with people and actions as operands, calling that abomination of math a proofPlease, stop!
>>48919178>Given that doing things without consent still is equal to pureMah niggah