*A small keepsake locket. The first to open it will remember everything they have every experienced, including the massive trauma that is birth.
*An old dusty photoalbum. The pictures inside depict you, throughout your life. Odd stains are on each one, near and on your face.
*Ann Frank's second diary. It involves her being invited to Hitler's mansion for icecream, becoming a princess, and eventually being in a position to rule the world.
*A loaded rubber band gun with the word 'Ydennek' scratched on the side. For some reason, rubber bands fired from this gun attain lethal velocity.
*An MP3 player with tracks named after 40 famous people. When you press 'Play' on one, it plays everything the named person is currently saying as they say it. When found, Leonardo DiCaprio is cursing out a waiter for bringing him a bagel when he clearly asked for 'a fucking english muffin'.
*The diary of a contestant on one of those VH1 Celebriality '_____ Of Love' shows. The contestant appears to want to kill the 'prize' celebrity for ruining television forever.
*A big box of colored pens. Each one writes in a different language.