Shinobi Quest #30This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime observed the infiltration of Konoha by the shinobi of Otogakure, or “The Village Hidden in Sound”, and their new allies from Sunagakure. By speaking to Genma, she learned the political motivators behind the move, and decided that Danzo needed to know. Though she had a compelling argument for re-establishing ROOT, she decided not to press the issue until she could prove her power.After a short respite, she chose to visit the camp of the visiting Amegakure shinobi, and was able to gain an audience with Hanzo the Salamander, legendary leader of that village, though she wasn’t able to glean much from the conversation. Heading home, she was suffused with a feeling of unease- something was very wrong in her village.
>>48783388We ROOT quest soonThe rest of Team Princess will understandSensei... might?
>>48783388Wooh, my first time ever catching this live. I just finished binging the archive last night.
>>48783412ROOT is just a tool. What we end up doing with it is up to us.
>>48783412Eh, not sure Nori will be up for it. Maybe she can be convinced that ROOT is needed for more delicate and business matter.And the other two or so anons stop trying to overthrow her father.
>>48783430wel yeahWe won't be the old Remove-Uchiha ROOTNeo-ROOT will be a gentler, protective organization of one little girl and her old-ass retainer.
As the anon that just binged the archive I like all the ROOT stuff, it's an interesting angle for a Naruto quest. I can also see it's use and importance, it just can't be a personal tool like it was for Danzo. Have to have some checks and balances in place.
>>48783412We can totally get Hinata on board if we manipulate her a little and phrase it right
>>48783454>>48783460>>48783430>>48783412Yeah. I'd rather Neo-ROOT (BRANCH?) be less of a paramilitary, Operation Gladio-esque thing and more friendly and genuine in protecting Konoha.
>>48783478"What is more important that protecting the village, protecting your family? Sure, we do that as ninja already but this is different... it is more... we are the roots that hold up the tree that is the village and Kohona itself. Don't you want to keep everyone safe Hinata?"
>>48783490Take a look at a problem from all angles and see how best to solve it.Basically the Hokage's job, but with more freedom. And less narrow minded idealism in Minato's case.
>>48783388Sensei pantsu when?
>>48783490Those aren't mutually exclusive anon we can be completely genuine in protecting the leaf while still being the way Root used to be
>>48783536Never you lewd fuck.
>>48783529So Sasuke's plan after Kaguya?
>>48783541I'd rather not be old-ROOT.
>>48783388Man I really miss Boruto but also super hyped for this feelscounfusingman?
tfw Neo-ROOT develops into a fanatically loyal cult of personality for their rabbit-themed princess
>>48783541Less paramilitary and maybe more MI:6 Double 0 agents.
>>48783578Why not because they weren't the good guys, this is child soldier ninja land expect to be doing shady shit left and right
>>48783578ROOT is by definition a black-ops military organization. I don't understand what you mean by "friendly".
The night had passed without incident- at least, as far as your residence was concerned.You hadn’t slept, and not for lack of trying, either. In the end you decided that it was better to stay awake; after all, somebody needed to remain vigilant. Whilst you were awake, you passed the time gazing at the moon and stars- you had always enjoyed stargazing, and found the practice relaxing. The full moon was due any day now- a rather fortuitous omen.As the sun rose, relief rose within you in equal measure. Konoha was safe for another day, and you had another day to prepare. You briefly consider sleeping now, but quickly discard that notion. You have a few more plans to go over, and you needed to talk to father.Sleep could wait.You’ve been brainstorming some ideas for the third round- and by concealing your stellar abilities, you already had one powerful ace in the hole.However, this was just one plan, and it was very conditional. Maybe another layer of secrecy was warranted?You….1. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by appearing meek and frightened.2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel. 3. Opt against secrecy- maybe intimidation and threats would serve you better?4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.5. Decide against all of it. Your stellar abilities would be enough.
>>48783609We wear smiley masks>>48783619>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.Bruce Wayne it up
>>48783619>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.Sounds like fun.
>>48783619>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
>>48783619>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.Knowledge is power.Maybe a bit of >2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel. too
>>48783603I'm down with this. On another note, I wander if there's a way to use stellar to consume light rather than creating it.. It may help us with being stealthy. Most shinobi strike me as less sneaky ninjas and more WMD's.
>>48783619>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.Turn rich bitch Tsuki up to 11, liters to carry us to the exam, servants to fan us when we get sweaty
>>487836194. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.
>>48783619>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.This is gonna be a great time
>>48783619>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.With a dash of 2.
>>487836192. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.Time to Kabuto it up, we can even make our own NINJA INFOR CARDS!
>>487836192. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel. Have them think we're a spoiled brat, who bought their way into being a ninja.4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.Team exercise?
>>48783619>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel. But remember guys this will only work for people outside our class. Most people know Tsuki as more levelheaded and humble at this point among our class.
>>48783619>2 Time for maximum over-ohohohoho~
>>48783619Are these just for the Exams? Or is this an all time.
2 with a dash of 4 thrown inBut really just 2, Tsuki knows how to spend money.Writing.
>>48783745Just for the Exams. It would be tiring to do it forever. A girl has to relax.
>>48783745Exams I think.
>>48783817>get through to the finals>anyone who's not from Konoha wonders how the hell we made it this far>"Didn't you peasants know? The Norihime Clan is so wealthy I even paid off NATURE!">"Ohohoho!"
>Ok plan of actionShopping trips for the girls, hot spring trips, invite Temari or Kin to appear ditzy rich girl
>>48783883>We beat people in the exams>We keep loudly acting like we paid them to take a dive>They just get more mad about ithilarious
>>48783817Well we cant use one, we are going against leaf ninja as well.Speaking of which all non leaf ninja that see the Stellar release must die. So no using it unless we really want something dead.
>>48783883And they will belive it and report us to all overseers who just laugh at them and walk away
>>48783904>"I know my family paid you, but I didn't think we paid you enough to embarrass yourself like that!">"Ohohoho!">"That's not even true! She didn't pay me anything!">"OHOHOHO!">"I swear, it's a lie! It's all lies!"
>>48783944>Speaking of which all non leaf ninja that see the Stellar release must die.Stop anon. You can't keep it a secret forever. Everybody watches the finals.
>>48783944Anon, that's a ridiculous plan. Rumors and reports will spread. There are spies everywhere.
>>48783944It can work, since we can play it off as the Chuunin Exams making us feel stressed and anxious.
>>48783970>>48783944Stellar release is better as the public face. It's flashy, bright, and extremely powerful. No one would expect us to ever NOT use it once we show it off in the finals. It's extremely important that no one connects Stellar and anything shady, because we're the only one who can use it. It's like a fingerprint, what's better, always wearing gloves that you only remove to commit crimes, or putting gloves on when you don't want to leave fingerprints?
>>48783817We can do it old school not-ninja way. Pay the homeless or a group of kids playing around to snoop around the camps for us. Something tells me that most shinobi wouldn't expect someone who isn't one of them.
>>48783966>Ours is the laugh that will pierce the heavens
>>48783970>>48783975All i'm saying is that we cant let Stellar release be know to the public until at least the tournament phase so we need to either keep it under wraps or kill anyone who sees it.>>48784008You may have a point but im still unconvinced.
>>48784061Anon Tsuki literally said in the opening posts that Stellar was an Ace in the hole for the 3RD round. That's the tournament bit.
>>48784008But anon we will need to use it or we'll get our shit fucked by sasuke,gara,and sai
>>48784061I also, would like to keep it secret until the tournaments, if we can. Or atleast if we must use it, to make sure we kill whoever we need to use it on.
>>48784079>Implying getting fucked by Sausage is a bad thingBut Neji would be better. And showing Yondaime-sama how a real Lady loves would be best.
>>48784061If there a threat to Konoha they fine kill them, theres no better time to "accidentally" kill someone then the Chunni exams
How noticeable is Afterglow? Do we just glow blue?
>>48784108Go away you shitty Jiraiya expy.
>>48784079>Fucking your crush's younger brothergutter trash, anon>A hyperemotional serial murderer>A literal autist
>>48784071>>48784085ok great we are all on the same page
>>48784115We leave a blue streak like Sonic the Hedgehog. We also probably turn bright red and get all giddy.
>>48784168That's kind of adorable.
>>48784168We can just blame those on us being eccentric with our money.>Ohohoho~ I wanted to glow blue when getting serious so I had my outfit modified. Now I match my hair.
It’s worked well for you in the past, and will likely work well here, too. You pull out several pieces of paper and begin writing things down- First, music. Father can get in touch with a live orchestra from the Capital- surely an entrance such as yours deserves to be truly….. Glorious.Mannerisms shouldn’t be hard to maintain- but you write down a note to yourself to practice your laughing at least thrice throughout the day. A costume would be nice, as well. Hmmm. You’ll come back to that.An Idea strikes you- it would be wise to gather up information in a book of some kind, as well. But how to gather it, especially in such a short period of time….?You summon for Maru- and within a few heartbeats, she arrives.“You called, Tsuki-dono?” she says, bowing respectfully.“Maru, send the boys out to gather information. I want to know to name of every peasant with even the remotest dreams of becoming a chunin, alright? Any other information about them of their abilities would be appreciated.” You dictate, not stopping your fluid writing to look at her."It will be done, Tsuki-dono."“Oh, and whip up a feast.” You offhandedly.“A feast….?” She says inquisitively.“I have the strangest feeling I might be a bit peckish tomorrow, Maru.” you say, turning and winking at your head maid.“As you wish, Tsuki-dono.”Now, the costume….1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!3. Something dark and lacy- to draw all eyes to you!4. Something bizarre- to play up your eccentricity!
>>48784204We have to say the name of the technique anon, if we don't it apparently becomes harder to do
>>48784221>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!
>>48784221>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!
>>487842212. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!Show the Gutter trash who there new god is
>>48784221>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!>4. Something bizarre- to play up your eccentricity!Loud, weird and obnoxious rich girl.
>>48784221>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!Fur coat time, finally
>>48784221>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!Tiger fur is best fur.
>>487842214.Full on over the topWe're not trying to go for an impression here aside from wacky and harmless I think.
>>48784271Isn't that a little too obvious, its a fine line were walking. If we go to fabulous people will now were playing a character, and not enough won't make them think less of us
Go for close fitting black dress with a big fluffy silver showl
>>48784221>4. Something bizarre- to play up your eccentricity!A cloth-of-gold kimono covered in rabbits worshiping the moon
>>48784221>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!Furs to show off CASSSSHHHH MONEY
>>48784221>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!They say if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.I say, why not both?
>>48784221>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!Silver and goldSilver and gold~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9CEoaxg-Y0This might be usable for an entrance song for Tsuki?
>>48784476Our entrance/theme music has already been chosen.
>>48784476This ones much better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GsQSJzmd1A
>>48784520That's the AFTERGLOW! activation music.
Silver and Fur. Writing.
>>48784536>Shes moving three times faster then all the other ninjas
>>48784536That'd be more like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergosuSlBR0
>>48784221>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!Okay you fur coat fag out there, I'm voting this to throw you a bone.
Am I the only one who hopes we get gaara round 1? Imagine that Gaara out at round fucking 1!
>>48784577You don't have to if you don't want to anon, but I appreciate it
>>48784571That's true, TRANS AM fits better for afterglow.
Here's something we can play when charging up a large stellar move.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTfu52VX6w
Implying when we finally decide its time for us to Unleash Stellar chakra we dont pause the fight and ask the band to change the mood up a little and "play track 2", before we go full speed demonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936oRZXcAsw
Silver? Yes.Fur? Of course!You sketch out a flurry of preliminary designs- nothing too concrete. The designers in the capital will want some wiggle room, after all. While Naru is out gathering information with the staff, you decide to go drop off your little design with father.To your shock, he’s not on the office, but out on the pavilion, enjoying his new favorite luxury- the hookah you brought him from the Land of Wind.You creep up to the pavilion doorway, then utilize the body flicker to initiate a sneak attack!...of hugs.As you hug your father from behind suddenly, he starts to laugh.“You know, your mother used to do something similar. Tackle me out of hiding places, getting the jump on me and…. Anyway! Why can I do for you, my darling daughter?” His smile is bright, and it’s nice to see him outside, even if it’s just on the property.“Daddy.” You say with all the seriousness you can muster.He cocks an eyebrow.“I want a dress.” you declare.“Really now, a dress? On the eve of your exams? ….What exactly are you planning?”He sees right through you, as always.You show him the designs, while gushing forth your plans for deception. He studies them very seriously, absorbing every word. When you finish he stands- and picks you up.“Anything for my sneaky shinobi. Now, where should we have these sent to? Oh, we’ll need it back in time for the tournament, indeed. And live music, quite interesting…” he says, addressing each aspect of the plan.He’s walking forward while he does so, with you still lifted up… what is he doing?Wait. The pool.You start to squirm incessantly. “Dad! I’m wearing my uniform! Please-”“TOO SLOW, SHINOBI!” he cries, jumping forth into the pool.~SPLASH~
>>48784676They don't have electric guitars anon
>>48784687>You start to squirm incessantly. “Dad! I’m wearing my uniform! Please-”>“TOO SLOW, SHINOBI!” he cries, jumping forth into the pool.>~SPLASH~oh gawd, muh heart
>>48784694they got tvs, radio and the like so im sure they do.
>>48784694Lets invent those real quick.
>>48784687Hah, best inventor dad.
>>48784687FFFFFFFOur dad's the best.
>>48784605We're all in it together anon, if it makes you happy, it's a small confession. Besides, I voted late anyways and it was gonna win ha
>>48784687What a dad thing to do, jeez.
>>48784711Dad is the best. We need to make sure he stays happy. He's obviously really lonely, and he's pouring as much as he can into being a good dad, so we need to make sure to keep doing nice things for him and showing him how much we appreciate him. He more than deserves it.
>>48784772industrial sabotage to hurt competitors?
>>48784772We need to find him a date to the exams
>>48784687Fug that's adorable. Flashy dress for flashy pantyshots? It would be effective against all the boys! Except Neji, who's seen everyone nude, and Gaara who has the libido of a block of brie at this point.
>>48784783I was more thinking hugs and spending more time with him working on inventions. Did you see how genuinely happy that made him when we did that? That's what we need to do.
>>48784797Trying to hook up your dad is a little weird.
>>48784806Really stop trying for that stuff mate. Not the quest for it.
>>48784820Not unheard of though, that said... who would we even try to push him towards?
>>48784797No he's an independent single father who built an empire that will last for generations on hard work,blood,sweat, and tears he needs no women! Though he could probably use a hobby and a friend or two
>>48784904It's unbecoming for a servant and master do be together. How about Mei Terumi?
>>48784925>Mei TerumiA foreign leader?
>>48784925You mean the woman we've never met or heard of at this point
>>48784925Not that anon.I was gonna suggest we set him up with the Mizukage from Shippuden, then I googled her for a pic and realized that's exactly who Mei Terumi is.I like the idea.>>48784943I don't think it'd work.I like the idea, but I doubt it.>>48784965That's how you create alliances.
>>48784965She's not a leader right now and always talks about getting married. Plus two kekkai genkai and she's something like 20 years younger than Tsunade.
>>48784618>not making link related Tsuki's stellar themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks>ISHYGDDT
>>48784979I'd just be worried about conflicting goals. But I guess it might work.I'd like to get Dad Anko. She starts off hot as hell and turns into a sweet plump lady who would make grand kids cookies.
>>48785009>turns into a sweet plump ladyFuck you Kishi, first she got sidelined from the war now this.
>>48784996That's for when the move activates, mine was just for the charge up period.
>>48785009It'd probably be fine.And Anko would be cool.
>>48784996TAKE THIS OUR LOVE OUR HATEAND ALL OF OUR SORROWSTELLAR RELEASE: STELLAR HOLOCAUST
>>48784979There's just the simple fact that we would never set our father up with non-leaf scum who just want infiltrate our village,soil our blood,and steal our secrets? Our father would also probably not want to do that sense he's probably a ROOT sympathizer
>>48785084Plus shes from the village who murdered our sensei and his sensei
>>48785084Our father already got set up with non-leaf scum whose secrets and blood were stolen and soiled respectively.
>>48785104Nope he got her to defect to the Leaf.
>>48784996>>48785073THIS BODY OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWERITS RAPTUROUS HEAT BEGS FOR ME FOR CLIMAXTAKE THIS MY LOVE MY HATE AND ALL OF MY SORROWSTELLAR RELEASE: AFTERGLOOOOOWOOOOHOHOHOHOHOH~
You aren’t sure what you were expecting from today, but it certainly wasn’t that.You rise from the water, not unlike an angry kraken of legend preparing to crush a ship in it’s mighty grip.When you see his smile though, you sigh, and the anger leaves you. You give him a big hug, instead.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It’s late in the evening when Maru and her staff return, with studiously kept files.You and Father, still in your soaked clothes, are eating some takeout that was delivered mere moments ago.The two of you share a look, not unlike guilty children. Maru clicks her tongue, but otherwise delivers the files.“As you requested, Tsuki-dono. We’ve gathered as much information as we could on every shinobi planning to participate in the exams. There were…. Many.”You can tell she’s winded, and the rest of the staff are likely exhausted.“I couldn’t have asked for anything better, Maru. Ramen?” you ask, offering her the third bowl your father had kept waiting for her.She keeps a straight face, but sits next to you. “I would be honored, Tsuki-dono.” You and Yoru laugh heartily, Maru eventually joining you.------------------------------------------------------------
>>48785104There's also what this anon said>>48785099We probably view the mist as the most incompetent and violent village and the village we hate the most so why would we set him up with there leader? If we do try to get him to remarry we should do it with a powerful clan in the leaf or simply a peasent who we think he may take a liking to
>>48785223>their leaderShe's either trying to reform the village or being actively persecuted by it right now.
>>48785284Still I'm against the idea all the way
>>48785073>>48785181>>48785202>>48785215>>48785302Please keep the gundam wank to Mecha pirate.
At this point were not trying to find best husbando were fighting over the waifus
>>48785332>>48785302>>48785215>>48785202>>48785181>>48785073>>48784996naming one of our homemade jutsu "shining finger" would actually be completely in line with our stellar jutsu theme so far....
>>48785332>wank>mecha pirateI found Oda, what's my prize?
>>48785349*for our father posted by accident
>>48785349Waifus for our dad.
>>48785349Were going to have our own tourney with the winner getting the chance to take us out on a date, invitation only of course
>>48785364Not really? Stellar Finger MAYBE.>>48785365You get to run your very own quest!
>>48785377With all this talk of eugenics and tourneys to decide who gets who's hand, it's like I'm in CKII.
so what are the plans for training in the break period between part 2 and part 3 of the chunin exams?Go ham on stellar release and find a summon?
>>48785408Mate ya gotta keep up with Hiashi "I play that to take my mind off my clan" Hyuuga.
>>48785419>Go back to Konan>Think about mom>Try not to cry>Cry a lot
>>48785377Not us on a date our father (lee best husbando) most clans would probably want a piece of our empire
>>48785419mostly stellarsome speed and strength maybedepends on opponent(s)
>>48785419Full stellar training, integrate Afterglow and Shunshin to go WARP SPEED!
>>48785419Stellar, learning more jutsu, stamina, and speedHopefully we can train with Hanzo though its a long shot
>>48785419That's what i wanted, yes
>>48785445More like quick silver
>>48785419Half stellar, half Speed/Stam or Tai
>>48785444>>48785445>>48785447>>48785454>>48785462>>48785516so,>GOTTA GO FAST speed>Melt the universe stellar training>stamina for a longer afterglow *wink wink*>Jew-tsu>summon debate phoenix senpai only, rabbitfags eat your hearts out about right?
>>48785543The only summon available pre-Chuunin is Snakes, and maybe Baku.The rest are post-Exams.
>>48785543Rabbits are more interesting, but I don't actually care enough to argue.
>>48785543No summons, bad anon. We're going full bore on stellar until we can use stellar shunshin, then anything left into stamina to let us use it longer.
>>48785560>Baku>Pre-ChuninHaving a chuckle, m8?
>>48785543Im still a bunny fag, always will be
>>48785592He's Danzo's summon.So, no, I'm not.
You finishing picking through the files- you’ve copied the pertinent information into a little golden book, and place it over near your uniform.It’s nearly midnight, and you should probably be sleeping, but you can’t help it. Tomorrow is important, and you can’t help but feel a bit giddy about it. The worry from before is still there, buried beneath your excitement- but you refuse to give it any purchase. Changing into your pajamas, you sit on the side of you bed, looking out the window.One more night’s sleep, and the exams begin….You gently spin your necklace, the porcelain cold to the touch.You….1. Go to sleep. You need your rest, now more than ever.2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….
>>48785660>1. Go to sleep. You need your rest, now more than ever.
>>48785660>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.
>>48785660>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….
>>48785660>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….
>>48785660>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….Cuddle it while sucking on the egg to fall asleep
>>48785660>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe…
>>48785621huh... random thought, Baku's traditionally are eaters of dreams and nightmares, might danzo's summon smell remnants of Tsuki's strange dreams on her?
>>48785660>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….Egg later guys. Rest for exams now.
>>48785660>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.>1. Go to sleep. You need your rest, now more than ever.
>>487856602. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.Stuffed tapirs are adorable, but this egg might give us some direction in a trying time.
>>48785687Ya dats it liddle gurl suck on da smooth egg, be careful not to bite
>>487856603. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe
>>487856603. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an awhile, and it will keep your dreams safe….
Whats our tapir's name anons? And why is it Mr.Snuggles
Tsuki acquired Stuffed Tapir!Writing.
>>48785820Whatever the Japanese word for Dream is.
>>48785841Hey Wargle you got any idea for how long your going to run?
>>48785841And where can I find a stuffed tapir? It's not for me promise.
So how about instead of waifus we get our dad a hobby and some friends for to entertain him during his free time when we're not there. Assuming that he has any free time
>>48785903Only if he wears and old beat up orange karate gi.As that would please me.
>>48785881At least 3 more hours, or 4. I don't work tomorrow.
>>48785928Wargle please I need sleep.
>>48785928Go as long as you can Wargle I love this and its the middle of the day for me!
>>48785951you voted for tapir over egg, you can go to sleep at any time
>>48785734Owe uncle Paul..
You know we should probably start socializing with our chosen husbando so we can slowly start molding his ideals to somewhat match our own. Lee would probably be the easiest to mold
>>48786131Plus he is best husbando.
>>48786131Lee is shit.
>>48786131Nah.It's Shika.But if we have to pick someone else then Neji will be fine. Also, let's not argue right now. That's for post-thread.
You walk over to the closet and grab Yume. “Hello, little friend. It’s been a while- but lend me your power, ok?”You give him a squeeze, and he squeaks in response.Danzo had given you Yume when you were really young- probably about 3 or 4, you don’t really remember. You had been having bad dreams, and Father, for all his genius, couldn’t offer you a solution. It was then that Danzo spoke up.“Don’t worry, Tsuki-dono. I have a little friend who will do just the trick.”Later that day he handed Yume over to you.“His name is Yume, and he’ll keep your dreams safe- as long you keep him nearby. Understand?” His voice was kind- you had always been somewhat frightened by the old man before this, but you accepted his gift gladly.You kept Yume by your bedside for years- longer than you’d like to admit. But he never failed to keep your dreams safe.You lay down, and cuddle with the cloth tapir. He smelled like home.------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>48786174Agreed with both parts.
>>48786131As always stating our criteria for a husbando>Will take our name>Strong ninja>Will support Root
>>48786175>“Hello, little friend. It’s been a while- but lend me your power, ok?”>You give him a squeeze, and he squeaks in response.
>>48786175>Danzo got us the stuffed animal.Ha
>>48786156There also the fact he complements all of our stats perfectly so our child would be an unholy god being capable of destroying Entire armies if trained properly
>>48786175Aww thanks, Yume. You're a good pal.
>>48786174Yea we should probably discuss this later but Shika is a bit to strong willed to mold and I was never really fond of neji
Why not just Husbando Itachi, he's only a few years older than us?
>>48786293Theres still Shino and Kiba but I doubt either will take our name
>>48786293I don't think we got a mold shit honestly. Neo ROOT will genuinely be trying to keep the Leaf Strong. Shika and Neji would see the merit in that.
>>48786324>Neo ROOT will genuinely be trying to keep the Leaf StrongYou keep saying that as if the original ROOT was trying to make the Leaf as strong as possible.Yes, Danzo fucked up and made it personal but his goals were always the same: Make leaf strong, independent and powerful.
>>48786175I would trade all the siscon moments and pantsu in the world for this level of d'aww But I shoulder my curse
>>48786361as if the orginial ROOT wasn't trying to make the Leaf as strong as possible*
>>48786361Exactly the only real difference we need is to stay in the shadows and not try to become the hokage, thats it
>>48786361That's what I mean. With us at the head and not Danzo.Danzo made it personal and even before that his views were too narrow minded.
>>48786324I still prefer lee because of how he complements our stats,how loyal he is, and personal bias
>>48786304This, honestly. We have actual chemistry with him, whereas we really don't with the others.Also, trying to mold someone into an "acceptable" partner is super scummy. Tsuki's better than that.
>>48786391Fuck compliments, we need to minmax. Go for maximum ninjutsu, genjutsu, inteligence, and speed.So Itachi
>>48786409>Shippuden timeskip happens.>Puberty hits Tsuki like a truck>Fluster the hell out of Itachi next time we see him>???>Profit
The sweet morning songs of birds is what wakes you.Yume is still cradled in your arms, so you free him from your vice-like embrace, setting him gently on your pillow. “Well, today’s the day. Better get dressed.”Today’s outfit is a simple konoha uniform, customized, but rather unadorned compared to most of your clothes. Father promised to have the outfit made, but it will likely take a while- so you’ll just need to learn on your other traits to make up the difference.You go over each of your shinobi tools, one by one, just to make sure you don’t leave any behind.Ebisu’s forehead protector, which has been setting on your desk, catches your eye.“I’ll make you proud, sensei. Promise.”You grab your book- “The most notable of all Shinobi” as you have written on the front.Before heading to breakfast, you practice each handsign, in order. You feel good- and more importantly, awake. Breakfast is light, but satiating. You’ve instructed Maru to bring the feast around after the First round of examinations are over- you didn’t have a specific time to tell her, but you believe she’ll figure it out. As you walk outside, you take a deep breath. Today is the day.
>>48786440Too bad he has a girlfriend probably.
>>48786453AAAAAAAND end thread good night everyone great run Wargle
>>48786459We'll bully her into submission.
>>48786427No don't go itachi fuck that lee keeps us balanced as we have some one with super reliable taijustu and would do basically anything for us. That and it would improve the blood line and give the future generations a sense of work ethic
>>48786459Uchiha Girlfriend? No, sorry, haven't seen her. On a completely unrelated note, my clothes appear to need to be washed.>Are those bloodstains?...ketchup stains.>That's alot of ketchup.I like ketchup.>A VERY large amount of ketchup....I REALLY like ketchup.
>>48786459I guess Tsuki will have to seduce her too
>>48786440Sounds good to me.>>48786459Three years is a long time. By the time he sees us after the timeskip, he could be single.
>>48786488Really not selling me on the eugenics.
Guys, let's talk about whose bone to jump during post-thread, alright?
>>48786488Or we could not have the chance our kids won't be able to use ninjutsu or genjutsu. Which if they couldn't would really suck for Stellar Release.
We can do better anons, Itachi has the personality of a wet sock. He's fine for a little girls crush but not someone we'll marry
>>48786485Pls stop itachi is probably not interested in us romantically and also probably has an arranged marriage as the uchihas have no reason to not jump on that boat as soon as he was revealed as a prodigy
>>48786526>Bone to jump>BoneWe save Kimmimaro with our Norihime technology, get Shikotsumyaku for the bloodline?
>>48786502If we make her our thing, he becomes our thing. Acquisition, ho!
The town is abuzz with excitement- to be expected, of course. You make your way to the academy, where the first part of the examinations is taking place. You’re a bit early, but that’s fine, since you need to meet up with everyone.Who you weren’t expecting, though, was Jiraiya. The old sannin has a stand set up, and seems to be selling something-“Tales of a Gutsy Ninja”...Oh.The crowd forming outside the academy seems to be giving Jiraiya a wide berth, although you cannot really blame them. To his credit, the old man is giving it everything he’s got, pitching the book as an epic tale, full of Love, Danger, and Excitement!You ignore him.Quickly, you find Nori and Hinata, who are hanging around nearby.“Almost didn’t see you here with your pervy uncle hawking his novel, Nori.” you tease.“I had no idea he was going to be here, alright? Cut me a break, princess.” Nori growls.You and Hinata break into a fit of laughter while Nori pouts.“Hinata, can you do me a favor?” you ask, still recovering from your laughing fit.“Of course, Tsuki-hime. What do you need?” she responds happily.“Find Shikamaru, Ino and Choji for me. We have an appointment to keep.” you instruct.She nods, and activates her Byakugan.“Oh, they’re-” she starts.“That won’t be necessary, Norihime. We’re here, just as we said we’d be.” Shikamaru’s voice says from somewhere in the vicinity.Out of shadow of a nearby tree, Shikamaru appears, quickly followed by Ino and Choji.
>>48786554Itachi is kinda the black sheep of the family in this verse, being loyal to the village rather than the Uchiha
>>48786705Still fuck that. I'm okay with neji,lee,or shika but fuck that and that in particular
I'm fine with anyone as long as we're not trying to mold someone into a good little husband. That's way too scummy for Tsuki.
>>48786705I'm just sad that Naruto probably failed in saving Haku, I wanted trap husbandman, that mission would have been a cinch if we had gone. How much was Gato paying you? Oh ok, double that to kill him and all his goon, triple if you stay on retainer afterward.
Lets not get into the husbando wars yet we should wait and see the chemistry between the mentioned husbandos (shika,lee,neji,itachi) and tsuki in skills,personality,ideals,and in eugenics. We should also hold off on any romantic actions until we can decide on our chosen husbando
>>48787009Well yeah, we are 12.
this is an awful lot of faggotry for this early in the morning
He waves the three of you over, and the six of you go for a walk.You explain the basics of the plan to Hinata and Nori, who nod. “I don’t particularly like you digging around in my head, ya know? But, it’s a good plan, so I’m alright with it. Just don’t do anything weird, ok?” Nori says, side-eyeing Ino.Ino throws up her hands, trying to placate Nori. “I wouldn’t dream of it, don’t worry!”It’s Hinata who pipes up next.“And if Ino doesn’t know the answers?” She asks.It’s entirely possible, if a bit unlikely.“I can mind transfer into multiple people if I run into something I don’t know. Piece of cake.” she says, shooting Hinata a smile. “Now that that’s settled, can we get something to eat? I’m starving.” Choji complains.“I have it all taken care of, Choji. Just stay strong until the test is over, and there will be a feast waiting for you!” you say, giving the chubby shinobi a wink.“Ah, really? Man, Tsuki-chan, you’re the best!” he says happily.You look deep into Shikamaru’s eyes, holding the smile. He begins to sweat, just a bit.“Anyway, once we’re all six into the next round, we can meet up again, alright?” Shikamaru says, hurrying to end the meeting.“Yes, yes, Shika. You’re free to go. I wouldn’t want to impose my presence on you further.” you say, internalizing a laugh. InoShikaCho breaks off, heading back towards the academy entrance, leaving you with just your teammates. You have a little bit of time left before the exams begin- what do you wish to do?1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.
pre time skip is for potential husbandos to showcase themselvespost time skip the hunt begins
>>48787039>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?
>>48787039>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.
>>48787039>3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.
>>48787039>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.If they are entering who is player 3? Mostly Neji though
>>48787039>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?I thought Tsuki was going to go with Shika shadow possessing her so there's no chance of Ino being mind raped?
>>48787039>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?just sell the movie rights
>>487870391.Who knows mabye sai is husbando material
>>48787064It was discussed OOC, but you have no IC knowledge of potential mind-rape.
>>48787039>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?In a continuation of the trend of asking important figures actually rather deep questions, ask him what it means to live in a Village.
>>48787057>>48787039oh shit sorry, changing to>3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.Guys...we should have likely tested the mind transfer...in case you know...Nine Tailed Fox.Lets get there and be ready.
>>48787090Right. Too meta. Thanks for clearing it.
>>48787043Yes this we don't seduce the husbandos we get them to fall in love with us accidentally so we can see who truly is the most loyal.(lee would probably kick all there asses as soon as he realizes there's competition )
>>48787039Call the vote, Wargle.It's almost an hour or two away from when you said you'll stop running.And it'll take a while to get there if we do option #1 or #2.
Seems like the vote change led to a tie, if my math counting isn't failing me. I'll leave the voting open for a few more minutes while I stretch.
>>48787285or I'll just doll a d2, nbd.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>48787301>>487873201.) Neji & Sai2.) Jiraiya
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>48787320>>48787301>>48787285Rolling. I'm not sleeping until this shit is done.
>>48787301We could just roll a 2 sided die to decide 1 go to neji and sai 2 got to Jiraiya
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling for the sake of rolling.
Dice say Neji.Writing.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>48787371Why not
So those ninja storm games any good?
>>48787472I heard they're pretty good.Haven't played them myself, though.
>>48787472Four is the best one, followed by either Three or Generations.
“Hinata, can you find your cousin? I’m curious about something.” you ask.She activates her Byakugan, and promptly leads you to them. It’s Neji that notices you first, though Sai picks up on his demeanor.“Morning, ladies. Enjoying the festivities?” Neji says, greeting the three of you politely.“You know well we’re in the exams as well, Neji.” Hinata says with a frown.Neji cuts her a look- but doesn’t say anything.He turns back to you, instead. “The fair princess of the Norihime graces me with her presence- what can I do for you?” he says, smiling.Sai groans.“You need to lighten up, Neji. You’re so rigid- just like that bridge Naruto and I named after you! Hah!” The pale boys laughs at some private joke- while Neji spins on his heel to glare at him.The third shinobi in their party, silent until this point, makes himself known. “Ah yes, the “Neji’s Great Bridge” if I remember the story Naruto told me? Quite the tale.” the grey haired shinobi says. He has a smirk on his face- obviously the name is supposed to be a dig at Neji.“Kabuto!” Neji barks.“Ahhhh, Neji-san, please forgive me!” Kabuto says, placing his open palms forward, backing away from the fuming Hyuuga. As he backs away, he eyes the three of you.“Ah, Hinata Hyuuga, Nori Uzumaki, and the incomparable Tsuki Norihime, I assume. I am Kabuto Yakushi- nice to meet the three of you.”
>>48787472I enjoyed the fourth one. The only thing I didn't like was that the story starts pretty much right at the end, instead of spanning for the whole plot, so as someone who went in knowing very little about what happens past the chuunin exams, I was quite lost.
>>48787617How throbbing was your erection when Madara started wrecking shit?
>>48787634I was more just confused as to how the story got to the point it did.
>Neji's Great Bridgekek
So any plans to deal with Kabuto
>>48787706get him into Magic the Gathering instead
>>48787706Give him a golden snake.
“Aren’t you a bit…. old to be a genin?” Nori says flatly.“Ah, that stings, Nori-chan! I became a shinobi later than most, do to my childhood. I will admit, I have failed the exam a few times- but I always made it past the first round, and even the second at times.” Kabuto explains“...Just how many times have you failed?” she says squinting. “Uh, Five, Nori-chan.” Kabuto says.She then turns to Neji.“You replaced my brother with this loser?” Nori questions.“The exams are no joke, Nori.” Sai says, a serious demeanor returning.“Besides, Kabuto here dropped out of the last set of exams before the finals. That’s where the three of us met him.” he explains.“Ah, Sai-kun! I appreciate you defending my honor!’ Kabuto says, bowing his head.Neji sighs“We needed a third, and Kabuto is no slouch. He’ll get us to the third round- that’s all that matters.” he says, dismissively.The conversation stalls a bit as everyone absorbs what Neji says.Do you…1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)
>>48787675>"The swan is my penis."
>>48787764>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.
>>48787764>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)Hear anything about those sound ninja guys?
>>48787764>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)If he's so good why did he drop out?
>>48787764>Smile at Neji and let him know you would love to see just how rigid he can be.
>>48787764>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)So confident. Then surely you have some advice for three defencless girls? After all you have gotten to the third exam.
>>48787804"No, not really. They keep things pretty low key."
>>48787810This kills the hyuga.
>>48787764>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)How have you been, I assume your hands have healed. I'm fondly looking forward to seeing your skills again but this time nice and close. I just wanted to wish you luck but I doubt you will need it
>>487877642. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)Just be polite to Neji, smile and wish him luck, we know he won't fail again, last time was surly a fluke.See you around kabuto, thanks for the compliment
>>48787764>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.Onwards to the Exams!.
>>48787933Nobody wants to give Neji's dicc succ? Husbando wars aren't began yet, but they must.
>>48787956Let the boys come to Tsuki. Besides, less work and more fun that way.
>>48787956Haku.Best of both worlds.Failing that, filler or light novel ninjas that are better than Neji.OCs are also an option.Why limit yourself to Sausage and Sausage "I wish my parents were dead" variant?
>>48788013Haku's possibly dead cause neji and crew apparently fucked up the mission to the land of waves.
>>48787956Dude shut up.
>>48788013Haku is dead Also, traps are for closet homos.
Wargle you better start requiring rolls, it's a lucky night.
>>48788032Yeah. He's pretty fucking annoying.
>>48788036Shut the fuck up. This isn't your quest.
So did anyone catch when the swole Hyuuga quest will run again?
>>48788046>>48788051Cool your tits. He has every right to be here. There are some Anons I don't like but it's not right to ran them off. It's not a secret club.
>>48788035>Implying I'm in the closet>Implying we haven't gone on at length about Tsukiyomi being down for bothCan you really blame me for thinking she'd be down to split the difference if the personalities were a good match?
>>48788051wargle posts in his quest toofair is fair and both are harmlesstake a chill pill
>>48788036 his quest is experiencing exploding dice, we keep rolling 99's and certain anons keep rolling the same numbers each time they roll...
>>48788146V. Stupid high difficulty ANBU odds with a 1/10 "don't fuck up" rate.
“That’s all that matters indeed, Neji-kun. I look forward to seeing you there~” You say, doing your best impression of what Maru calls a “smoldering gaze”. You aren’t sure if it worked, but you don’t stay around to find out.You turn, beckoning Hinata and Nori to follow. The three of you approach the main entrance, where a large man in a black overcoat appears.“I am Ibiki, your proctor for the first round of chunin examinations. Everyone taking the test, enter through this door into the indicated testing area. Remain orderly- no roughhousing or funny business will be tolerated.”His face is covered in scars, and he seems very taciturn. Best not to disobey, then.Slowly, everyone files into the testing facility. The crowd is massive, so it takes a considerable amount of time for everyone to enter.Shuffling through the hallway, everyone is eventually shepherded into a large classroom. As they enter, everyone is given a small number, and instructed to find the seat with their number on it.You enter first, and a Leaf Chunin hands you a number.“1.”You look at the chunin, and he smiles.Well, this ought to be interesting.You take a seat in the very front, to the far left of the class.As the class continues to fill, the seat next to you remains empty. You watch shinobi from all over file into the room- seeing headbands from Konoha, Ame, Suna, Taki and Kusa. Eventually, the three “genin” from Otogakure appear, and take their numbers. Someone approaches your table….Roll me 1d100, first three.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>48788209
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>48788209Lets do it to it, rolling that is
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>48788209Go!
I wonder who would have sat next to us if we rolled 1>Inb4 Ibuki
>>48788345Dad. And he would have said something super embarrassing.
>>48788345Hidan he wants to be true ninja warrior
>>48788345Danzo in disguise"Hello fellow genin"
>>48788387>Those Uchiha, am I right?>>48788366>Tsuki your forgot your stuffed Tapir, you might need him on your camping trip so you don't have any bad dreams
>>48788366Dubs don't lie.It would have been Daddy in the world's most obvious fake proctor costume "quietly whispering" encouraging things to his little genius.In front of the whole class.Meanwhile years of drama class and smoking more recently have left him with nothing but a hoarse stage whisper.
>>48788405a second Kabuto hidden in the shadow of the first?!?!
Sasuke sits down next to you.“Afternoon, Tsuki. Seems I’m #2.” he says.You haven’t seen him since your training with Guy, and even then he had that silly jumpsuit on- without it, you’re sort of surprised.He’s in really good shape, for someone your age. His black outfit, which was somewhat loose on him before, is now much more snug. He’s also slightly taller than you remember.“Guy-sensei says you’re a smart girl, and Itachi agrees. I suppose I’m lucky to sit next to you, huh?” he says- you can’t really tell if that’s supposed to be a complement, or what.Before you can properly respond, Ibiki appears in the room, walking towards the center desk.“Everyone, quiet. I will only explain these rules once, so listen up.”Within moments, you could hear a pin drop within the classroom.“First, my chunin assistants will be around momentarily to pass around the paper exam. On the paper are nine questions, which must be answered within the time limit of one hour. The 10th and final question will be revealed forty-five minutes into the text.”As if on queue, the assistant exam proctors begin to walk around, passing out the test paper, face down.“Each of you starts with 10 points. For each question on the exam you get wrong, you will be deducted 1 point. If any of you are caught cheating, 2 points will be deducted for each instance. If any genin present reaches 0 points, they, and their teammates, will fail the exam for the year.”You commit the rules to memory- though the fact that cheating is permissible and not cause for immediate expulsion interests you- this likely means it is as much a test of your ability to cheat without getting caught, as well as intelligence.“My assistants will be watching you closely. Sloppy cheating will be severely punished!” he says, emphasising that last part. The assistant proctors return to their seats throughout the room- likely to begin monitoring the exam.
Once they’ve all take a seat, Ibiki slams his hands on the desk in front of him. “BEGIN!”
inb4 end thread
So where going to hunt to collect the rest of the seven swords to keep them from the idiots in the Mist right?
>>48788617I don't think we need to go out of our way or anything, but some of them are pretty nice. Probably each one requires specialized training, though.
You immediately flip over your test and scan the page.The first few questions are simple enough, questions involving potential shinobi jobs and situations. These word problems have some math problems buried within them, and some even require some predictive reasoningYou begin hashing out the answers, writing with inhuman speed.These questions aren’t particularly difficult, but then again, the genin exam paper test was all about your dreams- you’re beginning the think these paper tests are a joke!As you continue to scribble out answers, you side-eye Sasuke.His mouth is slightly ajar, as he all but stares at you.Not at your test, but at you.What? Is there something on your face?You huff at him- you aren’t going to penalized because he can’t focus.As he turns away, though, you see his Sharingan activate.In quick succession, he completely emulates your pencil movements, fluidly copying everything you just wrote down.Is this the power of the Sharingan?You shake it off- you don’t have time for this. If he’s going to copy off of you- fine, he lucked out.You continue to scribble down answers with fury, and you hear the quick pencil taps of Sasuke continuing to mimic your movements- it’s starting to make you angry.You momentarily think of deliberately answering some questions blatantly wrong to confuse him; but in the end, you’re too proud. You want to ace this dumb test.
>>48788697Ya but there powerful weapons and can help us strengthen Root and weaken the Mist
Within 20 minutes, you’ve answered all 9 of the questions on the test. You have a little bit of time to kill so you lean back into your seat, and just glance quickly around the room. Some genin seem flabbergasted by the test, desperately trying to cheat- you catch a few of them yourself.Every so often, Ibiki will suddenly throw a kunai to a desk, pinning the test to the table.“You’re disqualified, scum! Whoever his buddies are, you’re out too! Don’t make me throw you out!”Some shinobi have to be forcibly evicted, while most just hang their head in shame.Certainly an effective method of intimidation. At one point, you’re able to see Ino- slumped over in her desk. She’s likely activated her technique, then. Good. Hopefully there isn’t too much of an issue getting it work.Time passes, but barring the occasional eviction, nothing stands out. Nobody you’ve specifically recognized has been thrown out, including the Oto genin.Sasuke, meanwhile, seems to be meditating. He won the lottery, that one.You’re still a little bitter about that one.Finally, after what seems like an eternity, Ibiki rises.“It’s been 45 minutes, Genin. I will now reveal your final question, brought to us by our own great Hokage!”“Understand that if you fail to answer this question correctly, you will fail, and be barred from taking the exam ever again!”….What? Is he serious?“If you are too afraid to answer this question, you may leave now! You and your team will fail, but will be permitted to take the exams next time!”Your stomach churns. You have no doubt you can answer the question, but you worry about Nori. If Ino already gave her the answers, will she be able to do so in time for this final question?You sit in silence as many teams stand and leave the room, leaving the papers behind.Again, nobody you directly recognize. Many are mumbling about this test being unfair, some Leaf shinobi included.
Finally, as those that exit are ushered out, Ibiki speaks.“Very well, you have accepted your fate! Behold, the final question!”
>>48788868DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?
>>48788884>mfw Kabuto's the only one capable of answering
Ibiki hits a button under the desk, and the blackboard behind him spins in place, to reveal a question written in the Fourth’s handwriting.Most of it is entirely gibberish- written very poorly and seemingly at great haste.The question itself is located at the bottom of this mess of writing-“What is the name of the protagonist of the novel “Tales of a Gutsy Ninja”?You’re dumbfounded. What kind of question is this?From somewhere in the back of the room, a loud guffawing laughter echos.Nori. She would find this funny, wouldn’t she?Luckily….[Excellent Memory: Your superior intellect and sharp mind allow you to remember important information, people and events, at a near perfect level.]Naruto. The protagonist is named Naruto. You remember Nori mentioning that her brother was named after him.You write the answer down, and like clockwork, Sasuke copies it.He then reads what he wrote- and starts to laugh, too.More than anything, you’re just angry.
>>48788962>Shilling Jiraiya's shitty book
>>48788962Is it too late to quit the exams?
>he completely emulates your pencil movementswill the proctors be checking for handwriting? after all handwriting completely matching that of someone next to you... though that might put our plan with ino in jeopardy
>>48789018they ain't that sharp.remember how Kankuro cheated?
>>48789018Also remember that cheating is part of the test. If they don't catch you in the act you did your job well.
>>48788962and now we threaten to sue Minato for encouraging children to read adult sexual novels
>>48789031nope, been forever since I watched or read any of this stuff, I take it something cheesy with his puppet?
>>48789018>>48789031>>48789039I don't think they're stupid.I think they intentionally allow some cheating to go on, even though they might notice it. As long as it's not obvious, that is.Plus, if a Jonin or a Chuunin let themselves get caught, possibly murdered and replaced by a Genin? I doubt they'd care much, then.
>>48789048can I go to bathroomyeah but a proctor will have to accompany you so you don't cheatklol they didn't know the proctor was one of my puppets I am teh leet haxxorz and I wear make up.
>>48789018>>48789031>>48789039now that I think about, how girly is Tsuki's hand writing? can we embarrass sausage that way?
>>48789069>We put hearts on our i's
>>48789069> a <3 instead of a dot for the i
>>48789069Little bunnys instead of periods.
This version of Sausage seems like he might be okay. He's not a huge ass like he is in canon. We should see about hanging out with him some more.
After the remaining 15 minutes pass, Ibiki sends his assistants around the room to collect your tests.You remain in your seat, and begin to fidget. So the last was a freebie, then. Why all the drama around it, then?Once all the tests are collected, he hands them all to an assistant, whose eyes glow bright red.Sharingan?He flips through the tests quickly, setting several aside, and hands one to Ibiki.The scarred man looks at the test, and laughs- not something you’d expect to see.The assistant then confers with the other assistants. Several other papers are pulled out and set aside.FInally, Ibiki begins to call names.As these people stand, Ibiki yells.“Out, scum! You’ve failed!”As they shuffle out, one genin begins to throw a fit.“I’ll never be able to take the exams, again, huh? I’ll show you!” he yells.Ibiki opens one eye.“Oh, that? I lied. Cowards unwilling to face the unknown have no place being chunin. Try again next time, failure.”The man sinks to his knees, and is escorted out.Finally, when everyone has left, Ibiki addresses those that remain.“Congratulations, Genin. Those of you that remain have passed the test. You may all move on to the next round.”The room erupts in cheers- except for you.This exam is a sham. You don’t know if you can stomach any more stupid tests if Minato designed them all.
we should just get the film rights to Gutsy Ninja and make it just to spite this dumb question
>time for part two of the exam>in the forest of death there is one copy of Jiraiya's next book>only those who present an accurate and insightful written summary and critique at the central tower will pass to the next round
>>48789103Why do they call it the Forest of Death Lord Hokage?because for the next 7 days you will all be trapped in there with my wife and I just told her that you all said she put on weight. Survivors pass.
>>48789097>This exam is a sham. You don’t know if you can stomach any more stupid tests if Minato designed them all.Agreed, honestly. This is the sort of thing that will get our village laughed at. A dumb joke isn't worth embarrassing the village.
>>48789103But that would actually be difficult and relevant to ninja skills.>only one copy so teams have to fight for possession>have to give an accurate summary so fakes and inaccurate copies have to be discerned from the real one>teams have to possess the book long enough to read it in it's entirety>due to the possibility of anyone who finishes destroying the book to eliminate competition, spying, interrogation, and sabotage will occur, witht heir results accurately measured>care must be taken in every battle to not lose or damage the bookit's actually really difficult and interesting.
>>48789140>Why do they call it the Forest of Death Lord Hokage?Because it's like being read Vogon poetry, but it's Minato's shitty Tale of a Gutsy Ninja fanfiction.
>>48789159>And then Naruto best friend Minato came and activated his super time warp jutsu and teleported behind the enemy and sliced him in half with his katana
lets post better tenth questions
>>48789173Did you cheat?Beware, answering incorrectly is an automatic failure.
Once the cheers die down, two figures enter the room- people you are familiar with.Genma and Anko.Anko speaks.“Greetings, Genin! My name is Anko, and this here next to me is Genma! We’re to be your proctors for the next portion of the exams!”“I’ll have you all follow me- also, whoever the hell put all this food outside, would be kind enough to dispose of it? Thank you!”As if summoned, Choji erupts out of his seat and dashes into the hallway.As everyone begins to rise, Sasuke tries to make small talk.“That wasn’t so bad, huh? Sorry I, uh, sort of used you to pass.” he apologizes.You glare at him, and walk by. He hangs back, dejected.Outside, Choji is stuffing his face- it’s disgusting.You hang around just long enough for Nori and Hinata to appear- they seem in much better spirits.“We passed! We did it, Tsuki-hime!” Hinata celebrates.“Yeah, we did it. Even if I only answered one question.” Nori says, scratching the back of her head.What? Wasn’t Ino supposed to help her….?
>>48789214>What? Wasn’t Ino supposed to help her….?I knew it.
>>48789214Ino, hope you're okay.Please be okay.
>>48789229she saw a duck's butt and it reminded of her of Sauce man and she was too busy swooning to hold up her end of the deal
>>48789229She might mean that she as in Nori answered one question. Ino might have answered the rest.
>>48789214Ok here's the plan...We follow through with the arrangement. We still stick together. It's a good faith thing... Second once we've cooled off apologize to Sasuke we're more angry at the test than him.
And holy shit, we did it. Exams part one over and done.The last question is bullshit, but it's still better than the canon one!@WargleQM for Gutsy Ninja FanfictionNext thread will be soon, but I'm taking a fucking day off~POST THREAD TIME.
>>48789248Nah he used us, if he wants our forgiveness then he has to earn it
>>48789261Thanks for running, Wargle.
>>48789247Quite the possibility.>>48789261Thank you, Wargle!
>>48789261thanks for runningquestion about >>48789247
>>48789294You'll find out next time, anon. Gotta keep some semblance of mystery.
Time to let out some anger in the forest of death, brutally beat up some poor team while screaming about the stupid test, embarrassment to the office, waste of a hat and above all why would he invite a hostile force into the village. Then set the whole damned forest on fire to burn off steam
>>48789261So why did Ibiki laugh?
>>48789312Nori answered one question
>>48789261Thanks for running, Wargle. As always, this was a ton of fun.Gotta say, I like normal!Sausage. He seems like an okay dude, so hopefully we'll have a chance to hang out with him some more.
>>48789304for all the shit you guys are giving Minato, his shitty question is the only reason our team passes first round
>>48789371You like him now.Just be happy Guy pounded manners into him as well.
>>48789426It's almost six in the morning right now where I am. That's what I'm blaming on the fact that I first read your post as "Just be thankful that Guy pounded him."Guy Sausage is my otp.
>is eagerly awaiting the chance for our live musical rendition of Glorious Domination
Ah great, another missed thread. Still somewhat enjoyable to read afterwards but I long for the day that'll manage to catch one.Also, Tapir summon>Pheonix>Bun-buns
So, who else noticed us casually answering the bullshit-hard questions on the test without even blinking.
>>48788698Should have written "I'm a pretty princess" in one of the longer answers.
MAKE KONOHA GREAT AGAIN!
>>48790210I politely disagree.