Pokemon is Totally All About Drug Raids EditionArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=GobbleTwitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1pAll guides, player knowledge, and smutty stories: http://pastebin.com/u/GobblepokemonThemes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-ad_74T08Quest theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=YW9QKy6oDkE&x-yt-cl=85114404Recently: You're in a coastal cabin and under attack by Team ImperiumGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear vote winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever! This is not a video game. Weak moves tend to be quicker.Call me out on a mistake and receive an apology butt or suggestive picture.Badges: 10Pokemon on you:Devon (Houndoom)Leviathan (Gyarados)Zappy Dan (Magnezone)Destiny (Kingdra)Aria (Meloetta)Raistlin (Alakazam)Not In Party:Trunks (Trevenant)Fel (Butterfree)Vlad (Crobat)Oberon (Garchomp)Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
>>48778660Oh boy, it's Gobble!
Dan lifts himself from his embedded spot in the soft ground, taking a few bits of mud and grass. He shakes it off.“We’ve got company!” Connie yells as she throws her Snorlax towards the Golem.You only see the one Team Imperium member in the distance through the window in the dark, but soon several more start appearing by the light of opening pokeballs.“Plunderers.” A voice cracks over a megaphone. “A long drop from being respected community leaders.“General Harris,” Geno mutters under his breath, recognizing the voice.“I’ll make you a deal. Send your best to battle me. Let me crush them into dust. If you win, I’ll destroy our cameras.”Your group looks among each other.“Harris is scum, but he’s never broken his word.” Emma offers. “At least, the exact wording.”There’s a root cellar that your group might be able to tunnel out of. It’ll take some time, though. There’s also the option to just fight your way out.You look to Robin. She seems to react best to sneaking out.>You support that idea. We just need to figure out a way to stall>Let’s fight our way out>Volunteer to battle him>Something else
>>48778709>Volunteer to battle himWorth a shot I suppose.
>>48778709>Volunteer to battle himUnless Geno wants to take this. I'd rather save our new moves for Hornbeam himself, see if his previous claim that one of his pokemon is worth three of ours had any weight.
>>48778709>You support that idea. We just need to figure out a way to stallRobin does tactics good.Hope you had a good couple weeks Gobble!
>>48778709>Volunteer to battle him
>>48778709>>Something else"Cameras AND all recordings. Also what's in it for you? What if we lose?"
>>48778709>You support that idea. We just need to figure out a way to stall
>>48778709>Volunteer to battle him>Something elseKat battles while everyone else tunnels out. we'll book it once they're out and collapse the tunnel behind us with one of our pokemon, maybe have Levi just smash the opening.
>>48778764That's a fair point too. Granted I doubt Kat would back down from a challenge, but strictly speaking at least Robin is 'the strongest' here, as long as we haven't had the time to fight her as champion.
>>48778820Good plan, except how do the others communicate that they're out?
“I’ll go.” You step forward.“What?” Robin protests. “You can’t just...no.” She gives you a firm look. She must have been practicing that in the mirror. “It’s too dangerous.”Vernon taps his cane. “Robin. We talked about this.”“Harris is strong,” Geno warns. “He used to be called the Wind Raptor.”Clair audibly expels air from her mouth. “Yeah. Okay. Scary.”An Air Slash strikes the cabin wall. “I’m waiting!”You wave out the window. “I’ll battle you! But what do you get if you win?”He swaggers around a bit as a show to his troops before answering. “Your surrender, of course. We’ll be putting you on trial, showing the public that we are the law and order now. Make sure everyone knows to fall in line.”You head to the door. Robin stops you. “Be careful. We’ll start tunneling, and if you’re not ready to go, I’m coming back for you, okay?”>Relax. You’re a great battler>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready>Make her promise to keep going even if you’re captured>Something else
>>48779109>Relax. You’re a great battlerAre we though?
>>48779109>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re readyTime for staller battle!
>>48779109>>Relax. You’re a great battler
Wait, who is this General again?
>>48779109>>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready"I'll pull out, promise. But it's not that I need to...""We're both girls, dummy."
>>48779203I don't know, I don't really remember him at all.
>>48779158[Kat is pretty highly regarded. She's seen as well rounded by most. Noted for having Pokemon that can take punishment and laying on status. Not someone you want to get into a battle of attrition with]>>48779203[Previously unmet character. A team Imperium officer that seems pretty highly regarded, though]
>>48779109>Relax. You’re a great battler>Kiss for good luck.How goes the datebin Gobble?
>>48779109>>Relax. You’re a great battler>>You’ll just stall him and bug out as soon as they’re ready
>>48779268That's quite the juicy front-butt!
I don't mind the overall idea, but I assume anons are ready for him to have some kind of safeguard against the possibility of Kat fleeing, right? Like setting up in an arena surrounded by pokemon-powered forcefields a la the E4 arena or whatever. I mean, he probably won't have access to that specifically, but something to stop us at least.
Tangently related new mons, forms, and team in pokenews. One of those mons is a sweep-stopper too.
>>48779398We'll probably be surrounded by a bunch of bad dudes anyway
>>48779420Yeah, but bad dudes are bad at stopping a charging Gyarados.
>>48779109>Relax. You’re a great battler>>48779420And status stop the anti-sweeper
>>48779454Durr, meant to reply to >>48779428 of course.Also I'm staying unspoiled on anything pokemon, gotta get SOME surprises once they actually arrive.
“Relax. I’m a great battler. I’ll stall and bug out as soon as we’re ready.”Robin relents. “As leader, I officially order you to keep your word.” She looks down. “O-okay?”“I promise.”You kiss her on the cheek.You’re handed a pill for the drug that blocks psychic powers. “They don’t last too long, but it should take a lot longer than any battle.” There’s another warning that it might slow your reflexes slightly. Emma seems concerned that an altered state may make mega-evolution difficult, but she’s only speculating and isn’t sure.They might now know about it. The group has only hammered out a few helmets so far. They’re crude and heavy, but can also probably do the job. The signal that the tunnel is ready will be a Thunder strike. Can't miss that.>Take it now. Don’t take any risks>Save the pill and go. Keep it in reserve just in case>Ask for a helmet instead>Something else
>>48779601>Take it now. Don’t take any risks
>>48779601>Take it now. Don’t take any risksLet's not take risks just in case something goes wrong. That's just backwards logic.
>>48779313[Mostly done. Will have it in the next few days if not tomorrow]
>>48779601>>Save the pill and go. Keep it in reserve just in case
>>48779601>>Take it now. Don’t take any risksOne, we should not need to Mega here anyway.Two, let's not tip them on the helmets just yet.
>>48779601>Ask for a helmet instead>>48779656I'm waiting very warmly! Constantly have to make sure my chair isn't melting!
>>48779704[Tell me about it. The heat this summer is insane. Canucks melt like snowpeople when it gets too warm]
>>48779746Over here we've had a lot of blessed rain the past week at least, so that's been okay. But next week it's back to blistering heat again. Not sure I'm gonna live.
You swallow the pill quickly and head out the door. Team Imperium members surround you and the cabin in huge numbers.“Kept me waiting.” General Harris says. He’s a large, strong looking man with a military look about him. Except for his smile. There’s a smug condescension glued on his face there.“We weren’t expecting company.”He grins some more. “I hope nobody is going to attempt to escape. We have you surrounded on all sides. Besides, it wouldn’t look too good to see the old guard be such cowards.” He gestures around to the huge numbers of Team Imperium members. That’s when you notice it. These are all just regular people. Probably taken from local towns. You thought it was weird they’d have such big numbers.And that’s probably why he’s making a show of this. He wants to make an example.“Three on three okay with you? Since you’re not even a gym leader or anything like that, I’ll let you pick whatever works best for you. It’s a shame the OLD COWARDS are hiding behind a LITTLE GIRL.” He shouts at the cabin.Dan floats up beside you. He’s only taken a minor hit.>Three on three sounds fine>One on one>Let’s do a double battle>Something else
>>48780042>Three on three sounds fineWe want to stall so better than 1v1. And doubles gives a chance of a pokemon getting tag-teamed and blown up quickly.
>>48780042>Three on three sounds fineCan we see the Pokemon that used Air Slash?
>>48780042>Three on three sounds fineBring it, jackass.
>Three on three sounds fine
>>48780042>Three on three sounds fineWho are we gonna use? Other than Dan, who's slightly injured, most of our pokemon seem fairly evenly durable in their own ways. I definitely think we should use Destiny as one of them for her dodging. Is Aria back in good shape yet?
>>48780042>Three on three sounds finethrow out a pokemon early, show him we're not worried about him at all. I'd say throw out Destiny for that evasion and ice moves
>>48780148Do not.>>48780118I say we wait and see, no plan survives the enemy.
>>48780170I suppose, just throw out whoever seems fairly well-matched with his pokemon I guess.
>>48780042>Let’s do a double battle
“Three on three sounds fine to me.” You take what he suggested.He looks incredibly confident. “You’re a fool for underestimating our strength.” He opens his arms wide and turns to the crowd. “The old power structure is no more. You can’t hide behind your corrupt laws and anti-progress ways. We’re building a new future. A human future! No longer will people be forced to slow down the march of civilization because of concerns about Pokemon. Are we not the natural rulers of this world?”He points forward and a Charizard lands in front of him, roaring.“Go on, little girl. Use whatever type advantaged Pokemon I know you’ll choose. See if your silly games matter.”>Devon (Houndoom)>Leviathan (Gyarados)>Zappy Dan (Magnezone)>Destiny (Kingdra)>Aria (Meloetta)>Raistlin (Alakazam)>Try to get under his skin>Try to appeal to the crowd>Something else
>>48780344>Raistlin (Alakazam)>Try to appeal to the crowdThis guy is a psycho and probably a murderer, but you don't need to be afraid of him! Once I kick his ass you'll be free to go!
>>48780344>>Try to get under his skinThe smallest Lillipups bark the loudest.
>>48780344>Aria (Meloetta)>Try to get under his skin
>>48780344Raistlin (Alakazam)Ill back the write in for>>48780383
>>48780344Changing >>48780372>Raistlin (Alakazam)>Try to get under his skin
>>48780344>Raistlin (Alakazam)>Try to appeal to the crowdThus guy sure is cocky. Let's hope his confidence is misplaced.
People do realize the crowd could easily be under mind control?
>>48780344>Proffesor Douchebag not think highly enough of you to give you a proper army huh?
>>48780505Could, but if so why would he need to appeal to them for Imperium's way of doing things too?Presumably the MC can't be constantly active, everywhere at least.
>>48780344>Leviathan (Gyarados)By not choosing a pokemon with a type advantage, aren't we letting him get under -our- skin? Like do we have anything to prove to this guy?
>>48780694It is mostly that Charizard can learn thunder punch.
“The smallest Lillipups bark the loudest.”His face contorts slightly, but he brushes it off. “Like broadcasting a yearly tournament for all the world to see how strong you think you are?” He points forward. “Enough stalling, coward. Let’s get this started so we can show the world what you’re really made of.”His Charizard roars. There’s something really weird about it, but it’s hard to tell in the dark.“Raistlin! Go!” You throw out your Alakazam. He floats above the ground meditating.Charizard flaps it’s wings and lifts itself into the air. It’s on.You shake your head. They weren’t kidding about that drug slowing you down. It’s nothing too big, but it’s a distraction.>Nothing but dodging with Teleport>Psychic. Hit it with your strongest move>Miracle Eye. He might try something>Shadow Ball. There’s something weird going on>Focus Blast. It won’t hurt much, but it’ll make him angry>Energy Ball at it’s mouth right before it uses a fire move>Something else
>>48780807>Energy Ball at it’s mouth right before it uses a fire moveIf there is an illusion, this will cancel it, and if there's not then we mess up his ability to attack.
>>48780807>Nothing but dodging with TeleportObserve first.
>>48780807[Apology butt for forgetting a picture]
>>48780807How exactly does Psychic work in this game Gobble? Because just holding Charizard's wings in place and just watching him fall to the ground in a heap would be pretty funny.
>>48780807>Nothing but dodging with TeleportHe's baiting type advantage and the pokemon is acting weird, I'd guess its a weaker pokemon and wants to broadcast us wailing on it. If not, we still stall for people to escape.
>>48780807>Nothing but dodging with Teleport
>>48780843Maybe it's actually a Zoroark and that's why the Miracle Eye option is here?
>>48780807>There’s something really weird about it, but it’s hard to tell in the dark.fucker is mega evolved isn't it?
>>48780807>Miracle Eye. He might try something
>>48780807>Shadow Ball. There’s something weird going on
>>48780869Not sure it would be able to fly if that were the case.
>>48780807>Shadow Ball. There’s something weird going onIf we start off by just dodging, won't he catch on to our stalling plan?
>>48780344>Destiny (Kingdra)Try hitting something that can't be touched.Also, sorry I'm late, glad to see I arrived when it's getting good though.Incidentally Gobble, just how much of this latter half of the quest inspired by the Manga?
>>48780921It is just taking the defensive.
>>48780807>Nothing but dodging with TeleportLet's see what we're up against.We haven't heard anything about blue fire, so it's not Mega Z anyway.
Rolled 29 (1d100)[Roll!]
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>48781052
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>48781052
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>48781052
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>48781052Dice!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>48781052Let's try this again.
>>48781078It is more than a 29!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>48781052>Dat picDamn. Kat and Jeanine Bully younger trainer when?Also... Gobble.. if your next quest is running in a different setting, how will you post pokegirl butts?
Rolled 30 (1d100)Testing my dice
>>48781102We're just saving the good rolls for someone who ain't a chump.
>>48781115avatar butts are just as nice
>>48781115I kinda wish Jeanine had that gyaru coloring now...
>>48781133Good rolls like 69?
>>48781115Am I the only one who thinks the next pokemon quest ought to have a male protag?
>>48781140There are fewer girls in Avatar though. Pokemon has a limitless number of pokesluts!
>>48781163Nah. Also we voted on this. Gobble is apparently doing an Avatar quest next. Air Bender not blue cat people who should be exterminated.
>>48781164Gobble would probably let us make a swagmaster bender that gets a harem
>>48781148Those are for Robin.
>>48781163Going to act like a dude either way so there's not much distinction.
>>48781164Gobble can just post butts he likes then
>>48781190Of course, how silly of me.Clair gets some too.
Clair is best girl and her smut is the best. I am almost upset we found Robin first.
>>48781163>>48781181[That was more of an interest gauging thing. I'm still open to do whatever]
>>48781229Why can't they both be best girls?
>>48781181I saw that, but I'm just saying.
>>48781253Robin is best girl for marriage and lifelong love. Clair is both of Kat and Robin's mistress.
>>48781248Well, everyone seems to be down for Avatar, but considering there were two options on there for another pokemon quest I just figured I'd put it out there that having a male protagonist in any future pokemon quest feels appropriate.
>>48781248Is it automatically Airbender quest?
>>48781332[That makes sense to me. I'm really leaning towards a male protagonist just to change things up, unless everyone feels differently. Right now I'm open to any ideas or suggestions. The next quest probably won't be so long.]
>>48781385I prefer quests with female protagonists myself but I'll read whatever you write.
>>48781385Male protag would be an interesting change.
>>48781385Nah girl protags always get more anons. They're also cuter.
>>48781452I don't get why you don't just say you prefer dude protags anon. There's absolutely nothing interesting about either a male or female protagonist, especially in a vacuum where we don't know their characterization, the plot, or even exactly what setting it'll be.
“Raistlin, Dodge!”Charizard uses a Fire Blast. It’s blindingly bright and deafeningly loud. Raistlin teleports out of the way as it explodes on the ground, making a burning spot and leaving little bits of burning grass here and there. The wind from it blows your hair back.“Good job!”Raistlin nods. It was a good job. He’s not being prideful, it’s just an objectively desirable outcome.Something is off, though. The wind hasn’t stopped. You look up into the sky and see the flame on the Charizard’s tail vanish as it goes directly behind it’s body.“Tailwind.” The general announces. “Hornbeam has enhanced our Pokemon beyond their normal limits. Forget what you know.” Did he use the fire to create a Tailwind? Was it just a move he can use very quickly? If it weren’t so dark you’d be able to see and have a better idea.You can’t see it well because it’s tail is behind it’s body, but you know the Charizard is coming in fast.>Dodge again!>Psychic it into the ground as it comes close>Confusion. There’s a chance you’ll make him mess up>Use Focus Blast on the air in front of where he’ll be and screw up his flight>Something elseAlso>Try to mega>Don’t try to mega
>>48781498I say that because Gobble's current quest has a female protag, so why not a male next? That is conceivable, yeah?
The only thing I'd want is for the protagonist to be involved in straight sex.If we get a female MC again. She needs to take the dick.
>>48781528> Focus blast> Don't
>>48781528>>Use Focus Blast on the air in front of where he’ll be and screw up his flight
>>48781528Well that's annoying.>Use Focus Blast on the air in front of where he’ll be and screw up his flight>>48781534There's nothing interesting about it anon. Nor is there some obvious reason why alternating is somehow valuable or important. Unless you simply prefer a male MC, or like both equally and want Gobble to vary it. It's okay anon, guys are pretty popular as MCs, you'll be in good company for liking them!
>>48781528> Use Focus Blast on the air in front of where he’ll be and screw up his flight> Don't mega>>48781553>The only thing I'd want is for the protagonist to be involved in straight sex.I slightly disagree. The next protag should take the D regardless of gender, if you really want to change the pace.
>>48781553Now I want a gay male MC just for you, anon.
>>48781528>Use Focus Blast on the air in front of where he’ll be and screw up his flight>don't mega
>>48781553Gay guy incoming.
>>48781528>Psychic it into the ground as it comes close>Don’t try to mega
>>48781587>Unless you simply prefer a male MC, or like both equally and want Gobble to vary it. It's okay anon, guys are pretty popular as MCs, you'll be in good company for liking them!I'd hazard to say playing lesbian-cookie-cutter protagonists are pretty popular also. Either way I expect good things from Gobble.>>48781613Can already imagine how much salt there would be.
Rolled 56 (1d100)[Dice dice baby]
>>48781528>Psychic it into the ground as it comes closeWatch him missile into the ground with his own speed boost.
>>48781528>Dodge again!>Don’t try to mega
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>48781707
>>48781682>I'd hazard to say playing lesbian-cookie-cutter protagonists are pretty popular also. Either way I expect good things from Gobble.Certainly can't complain about their popularity, and in the grand spectrum of MC make-up they gotta be up there. Probably a bit more common than straight FeMCs I'd say though I don't pay as much attention to quests as I used to. Straight male MCs are still the one kind that vaaaaastly outnumber them though (and are just as cookie-cutter).Personally I have no qualms identifying myself as a completely biased lez MC fan.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>48781707Seems I started a bit of a debate...
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>48781707>>48781731Nice job, anon!
Avatar quest please, don't really care about the gender
>>48781779Airbender that followed Aang to the sea and got frozen with him?
>>48781853I'd hope the quest would stay away from established characters to be honest. Even set in a different time-period. I guess if we play the Avatar (likely) you'd see the past avatars and such, but still.
>>48781879I remember those /co/ threads discussing an earth avatar. We settled on a sandbender as his origin.
Charizard comes flying in. The speed and weight behind his attack will be brutal.But you have a plan. “Raistlin! Focus Blast. Hard and wide, right in his path!”The brown ball of fighting energy whooshes through the air. It thwomps, for a lack of a better term, right into the air in front of rapidly approaching Charizard. There’s now a large vacuum that’s rapidly filling back with airCharizard’s flight path derails in the rushing void. It’s wings fold in and the large Pokemon is jerked down and to the side. It smashes hard into the dirt. Raistlin casually floats the few inches to it’s right to avoid being hit by it as it slides. It pushes itself up, looking like it’s barely able to stop itself from ripping apart the closest Team Imperium member watching from the sidelines.Harris is clearly upset, but he’s not worried. “It seems I’ve been too lenient. Charizard! Transform!”Charizard rages and shakes it’s head. It starts heaving violently. The flame on it’s tail grows and shrinks with each breath. This doesn’t look like mega-evolution. It looks...terrible.>Mega evolve!>Attack it while it’s transforming! Psychic full strength!>Swap Pokemon>Watch. Let him take his time
>>48782061>Attack it while it’s transforming! Psychic full strength!
>>48782061>Swap PokemonDestiny time.
>>48782061Sheiit.>Attack it while it’s transforming! Psychic full strength!
>>48781979An Earthbender Avatar could be fun.I'd love to do a Avatar Quest after Korra, but without the technology.
>>48782061>>Attack it while it’s transforming! Psychic full strength!
>>48782061>Watch. Let him take his timePoor Charizard
>>48782061>Swap PokemonDestiny Night Gobble! I'm off to sleep tight, like the butts you post!
>>48782061>Attack it while it’s transforming! Psychic full strength!Just put it down.
Rolled 98 (1d100)[Roll those dice]
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>48782238Shiet
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>48782238Have mercy pls
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>48782238Uh oh
>>48782061> PsychicSounds like some gross half-evolution stuff
>>48782238>>48782244>>48782257>>48782271Let's hope Raistlin can sit this thing down before that crit comes into play.Also, if this guy actually hurts Raistlin...Pull a Manga and attack him directly.We do have a knife after all.
>>48782244>>48782257>>48782271You had a good run Raistlin. I mean, it was just a couple attacks, but. What can ya do when dice got it out for you.
>>48782298This thing is gonna go on a rampage no matter what we do here.
>>48782305To be fair, we just crit last turn and that didn't end the fight immediately either.
>>48782318True, but either we get Destiny to do her thing or we get Levi to drop it then eat this so-called General.
Rolled 24 (1d100)Testing my dice again
>>48782355Your dice seem borked, anon.
>>48782379I normally roll either with a low average with the rare crit or a high average with the rare crit fail, so I suppose it's the former today.
It heaves and rages. The transformation, whatever it is, looks painful. It’s hard expands and the colour of it’s skin turns a vaguely pink colour. There’s a sickening sound as it contorts and takes on a shape that looks vaguely like a Charizard mixed with a..Lugia?“Psychic! Hit it now!”Charizard looks to Raistlin, then teleports next to him. Shadow Claw penetrates through Raistlin, lifting him off the ground. Raistlin slumps and Charizard tosses him to your feet. He roars savagely. “Raistlin!”Raistlin slowly moves. Shadow claw doesn’t actually cause any physical cuts or wounds, but it’s still a very disturbing image.Charizard turns and roars at the crowd. He keeps rushing up to people like he’s going to attack. Seemingly just to make them flinch.Your Alakazam uses Psychic to push Charizard in the back, causing him to stumble forward. He gets up as the unamused monstrosity turns to face him. Raistlin slumps back over.This isn’t right! What’s wrong with that thing? At least it looks really hurt. Tailwind is still on it’s side, though.The consensus for everyone watching is that Raistlin is out, but there’s no technical referee or anything>Come on Raistlin! Get up! I believe in you. Shadow Ball!>He’s done. Go Devon (Houndoom)>He’s done. Go Leviathan (Gyarados)>He’s done. Go Zappy Dan (Magnezone)>He’s done. Go Destiny (Kingdra)>He’s done. Go Aria (Meloetta)>Something else
>>48782660>He’s done. Go Leviathan (Gyarados)
>>48782660It's time for the Dan
>>48782660Ouch.>He’s done. Go Destiny (Kingdra)
So... and Earthbender avatar lesbian with pre-Korra technology that takes place in the future where she also takes the dick?
>>48782660>He’s done. Go Leviathan (Gyarados)He's done and so is this asshole.Bite.Fuck going for the monstrosity, go for the Imperium freak.
>>48782703I dunno, Charizard seems all power no defense now - shouldn't we pick someone fast and/or dodgy so they won't need to take a hit? Dan might get badly hurt before dispatching it.
>>48782754That will just make the thing go after us or on a rampage. No
>>48782756That's true. Devon, maybe? Or Destiny.
>>48782774Okay, we take out the monstrosity AND THEN we bite this asshole in half.
>>48782660>>He’s done. Go Destiny (Kingdra)
>>48782756With tailwind up he is gonna be faster than anyone. Someone needs to take a hit or just dodge.
>>48782660>He’s done. Go Destiny (Kingdra)Dodge and counter attacks
>>48782818Yeah, I suppose that's true. Not too eager to let anyone take a hit from this thing though.
>>48782712>>48782805>>48782809>>48782836So, Ice Beam Harris solid?
>>48782855Levi has intimidate and Destiny has dodge.
>>48782858Well now I'm not sure, I didn't really know what Tailwind did at first. Like if Charizard is decidedly faster than Destiny, I'm not really sure Destiny could take much of a hit.
>>48782904I'm in for sending Levi out myself, but incapacitate Harris and we don't need to deal with any more of his shit while we take down this hybrid.
>>48782953We do that and everyone else with Pokemon in the crowd will start gunning for US, not our Pokemon.
You take back Raistlin. “You did well. You should be proud”Harris laughs. “You and the establishment have been so worried about appeasing your Pokemon and those in the wild that you’ve forgotten your place. You’ve submitted yourselves to them. How can you claim to have a Pokemon Master when that master is subservient to an animal?”His Charizard vomits, then paces back and forth. It doesn’t look any less vicious, though. What did they do to it?“Destiny! It’s your turn!”Your Kingdra flips into the air as it explodes from it’s Pokeball.Destiny is a reliable choice. She doesn’t have any particular shortcoming. She can take a hit pretty well, too. Not the best out of everyone, but pretty good.>Scald. It won’t hit as hard as Hydro Pump, but she doesn’t have to commit as hard>Smokescreen. Make it easier to dodge>Outrage. Fly at it!>Ice Beam. Maybe you’ll freeze it>Rain Dance. Swift Swim will give a big speed boost in the rain>Hydro Pump, try to take it out quick.>Dragon Pulse (untested in battle, but should be fine)>Agility. Get fast. Real fast.>Shell Smash. Gain offensive power and speed at the expense of defences>Whirlpool. Trap it in a vortex of water>Something else
>>48782977If the state of that hybrid doesn't show how fucked up Imperium is and why we're in the right, then why are we even bothering resisting?
>>48783000>Scald. It won’t hit as hard as Hydro Pump, but she doesn’t have to commit as hard>>48783003Because fear is a super strong motivator.
>>48783000>Harris laughs. “You and the establishment have been so worried about appeasing your Pokemon and those in the wild that you’ve forgotten your place. You’ve submitted yourselves to them. How can you claim to have a Pokemon Master when that master is subservient to an animal?”Seriously, I want to nail this self-righteous cunt so bad...>Whirlpool. Trap it in a vortex of water
>>48783000>Smokescreen. Make it easier to dodge
>>48783000>Scald. It won’t hit as hard as Hydro Pump, but she doesn’t have to commit as hardA good hit will probably take it out.
>>48783000>Whirlpool. Trap it in a vortex of waterPin that son-of-a-bitch down!
>>48783003>Ice Beam. Maybe you’ll freeze itI kinda wanna set up, but this Charizard is about the worst opponent for that. Let's try to get it done after it's gone instead.
>>48783000>>Whirlpool. Trap it in a vortex of water
>>48783081Oops, missed my link >>48783000
>>48783000>Whirlpool. Trap it in a vortex of water
Rolled 85 (1d100)[Roll!]
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>48783252
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>48783252this fight is rapidly becoming FUBAR
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>48783252Let's go.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>48783252dodge iirc it's on 7s now
>>48783259I mean, it could be worse...>>48783282Nooo
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>48783252Dodge!
>>48783282>>48783298I hate both of you.
>>48783282>>48783298Please tell me that it's best-of-three for for the Dodge Roll as well.
>>48783327it's always been one die
Destiny can take an attack. Shadow Claw did so much because it was super effective, a crit and Raistlin has the defense of a wet paper bag.
>>48783272Yeah, which is why it was a dumb idea. You guys aren't doing a great job of respecting Robin's authority.
>>48783348Don't be mean, Gobble!
>>48783352The only reason it is going poorly is because of dice. And going out to a pokemon relying on Speed when the enemy pokemon is 100% faster.
>>48783342...You know, one of these days I'm going to not wind up feeling useless after trying to do something.I don't know when that's going to be though.That's a perfectly good 10 down the drain.
>>48783385It was my fault for the 1, oh well
“Dragon Claw!”The colossal monstrosity comes rushing at Destiny. She twirls into the air to dodge.But it’s no good. Charizard shifts on it’s approach and catches Destiny in the air. She cries out at the pain as she’s sent spiraling out of control.“Whirlpool!”Destiny gets her wits together and uses Whirlpool. A spinning vortex of water smashes into and traps Charizard, preventing it from being able to flee. It looks like that hurt a good amount, too.But with Destiny hurt, and Charizard’s speed and power, you’re still feeling pretty worried. That is, until the wind dies down.You look to Harris. He smirks. Charizard is still pretty fast, even without it.>Destiny! Water gun! Fast as you can! (Can outspeed if you roll high enough)>Put everything into dodging. The Whirlpool will finish him off in time>Smokecreen. Help her dodge>Hydro Pump. Give it everything you’ve got.>Outrage into the sky, then outrage down at it like a meteor (just don’t get KO’d on the way)>Swap Pokemon>Something else
>>48783624>Destiny! Water gun! Fast as you can! (Can outspeed if you roll high enough)Seems like the only worthwhile choice of the damage moves at least.
>>48783624>Smokecreen. Help her dodgeRight. New plan:Be That Girl.
>>48783624>>Destiny! Water gun! Fast as you can! (Can outspeed if you roll high enough)oh boy time for dice gods
Good job going out to Desinty and then not going for the strongest attack guys, yes I am salty.>>48783624>Destiny! Water gun! Fast as you can! (Can outspeed if you roll high enough)
>>48783624>Destiny! Water gun! Fast as you can! (Can outspeed if you roll high enough)
>>48783677You're salty?You didn't get cock-blocked for the dodge roll by a 1.
>>48783759As the anon that rolled the 1 for Aria being pushed, nah. I know that feel.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>48783842
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>48783842C'mon, dice!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>48783842Come on!
>>48783866Alright, an actual decent roll.Now I can go sleep feeling a little okay about the situation at least.
>>48783872Let's just hope that's enough.I wish we had Oberon right now.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>48783842[Woops forgot my roll]
>>48783842Also, music for us right now:ht tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6WxMR-iOkw
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>48783915Dodge, take two!
>>48783915>>48783948Kat Strikes Back
>>48783948...Okay. I'll take that.
>>48783968inb4 we KO it water gun so we didn't need to dodge anyways
>>48783993The hilarious part is, the 80 was mine as well.And whenever I try anything in IRL RPs, I just seem to get shat on by rolls. Even ones that by all rights should go my way.
“Finish it, you weakling!”Charizard moves towards Destiny, but it’s nailed right in the face before it gets anywhere. It’s not a strong blow, but it’s strong enough. Charizard stumbles, then falls back. The whirlpool throwing it around as it struggles to get up.Charizard passes out and the Whirlpool seeps away. Destiny lands nearby.For some reason, Harris still smirks.“Good job, Dest-”A purple blistering growth on Charizard’s back rumbles and bursts, sending a slash of goo in every direction. Destiny spins out of the way. It lands on the grass, sizzling through.“Hmmph. Well. as lucky as you are, you still have two more of my Pokemon to contend with. And they’re fresh.”He holds out a hand and one of his grunts delivers him his other ball.“Dodrio, go! Do not disappoint!”The three-headed bird screams out in three distinct voices. It looks like it’s going to transform right away.>Ice Beam!>Shell Smash. This is the perfect chance>Agility. Get fast!>Rain Dance for maximum water type advantage>Outrage! It’s an easy target>Scald, go for the burn>Swap Pokemon>Something else
>>48784227>>Shell Smash. This is the perfect chance
>>48784227>Ice Beam!We're not having any more of this guy's shit.If we can nail him with Ice Beam as well, let's do it.Can we nail him with Ice Beam as well?
>>48784227>Shell Smash. This is the perfect chance
Fuck yeahJust in time to see Destiny kick some assAlso my take on the Avatar quest (if that's what happens)I'd like to see a Republic City quest some time in-between Airbender and Korra.I feel LoK really missed out on exploring the colorful industrialized Hong Kong-esque city. And you can have all sorts of shenanigans with corruption, the gangs, probending, underground bender fights and so on. As far as the PC there could be plenty of starting points like a rookie cop just starting out in a city full of warring gangs, a lower ranked Probender with dreams of the championship, a fresh new immigrant getting caught up in a life of crime, or any other number of things.
>>48784272[You can do anything if people vote for it. If anyone else wants to Ice Beam Harris, just let me know!]
>>48784264>>48784277>>48784281Why are you people set on lowering our defense when Destiny could one-shot this thing with Ice Beam without Shell Smash?
>>48784314Yes, please.Guy seriously needs to chill.
>>48784334Because in this quest nothing gets 1 shot without a crit.>>48784314I vote against attacking the trainer.
>>48784227>Ice Beam!We are being too fancy here. Just burn dodrio down with effective moves.
>>48784314I do not want to do that, that's a really bad idea.
>>48784314>>48784348I don't think it'd be the best idea to attack the leader of the big hypnotized mob while we are surrounded by them and so heavily outnumbered
>>48784314Attacking a trainer with our Pokemon kind of sets a bad precedent for them.
>>48784394We have a Gyarados.And I'll bet dollars to donuts that the moment we win, we're going to be rushed anyway.
>>48784434It is a terrible idea dude. Attacking a trainer will open up a huge can of worms that we don't want opened when we are outnumbered.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>48784479
>>48784454Alright.Moment we're attacked though, we're going to have to do something.Remember what was said about this guy:He never technically breaks his word.He never said he wouldn't try taking us if we beat him, just that he'd turn off the cameras.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>48784479
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>48784479
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>48784479Okay.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>48784479
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>48784479DODGE
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>48784479Dodge!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>48784479[Oops I forgot my roll again.]
>>48784583That's some nice butt.Incidentally, anyone have any new Valor butt?
>>48784612People on the Internet need to draw more Valor Butt
>>48784673Yeah.They most certainly do.
Dodrio does the same thing as Charizard before it. It heaves and jerks. It’s feathers shifts colours, except this time they become more of a spiky yellow. Electricity sparks off of it. It vomits.“Ice Beam!”Dodrio is hit hard. It’s super effective! It’s legs stamp as it tries to maintain balance. It shakes two of it’s heads while the third makes noises at Destiny. A fourth and fifth pop out from the sides and scream terribly.Dodrio is badly hurt. A weak move should be able to finish it. Then again, who knows, with whatever they’ve done to it. Of course, Destiny isn’t exactly in great shape right now either.“Destroy that Pokemon! Five Headed Fury Attack!”Dodrio’s five heads stop biting at each other and they focus on their target with eerie unison.>Ice Beam again! Finish it!>Try to outspeed again with Water Gun! (Destiny will be exhausted after doing that twice)>Rain Dance. Set up now and reap the rewards after>Bubble around herself and dodge. They’ll slow it down>Something else
>>48784802>Try to outspeed again with Water Gun! (Destiny will be exhausted after doing that twice)
>>48784802>>Bubble around herself and dodge. They’ll slow it down
>>48784802>>Ice Beam again! Finish it!Don't what to wear her out
>>48784802>Bubble around herself and dodge. They’ll slow it downI'd rather not bet it all on the same trick twice.
>>48784802>Try to outspeed again with Water Gun! (Destiny will be exhausted after doing that twice)No choice here, but we can give her a rest with the last one.
>>48784802Changing >>48784839 to>>Bubble around herself and dodge. They’ll slow it down
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>48784985[tiebreaker. Roll 'em!]
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>48785005
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>48785005
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>48785005Uh oh
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>48785005uh oh
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>48785005
Rolled 26, 72, 88, 50 = 236 (4d100)>>48785005[Oh right I need to roll a bunch more. But you also get 5 dodge rolls]
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>48785040first dodge.
>>48785031that's good but does it count?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>48785040Dodge.>>48785049That's the second, I think.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>48785040
>>48785031>>48785049>>48785062>>48785064>>487850683 out of 5 ain't bad
>>48785040Just a quick reminder. we're about twenty-four posts off of autosaging for this thread.
Dodrio comes after Destiny with impressive speed and coordination. It’s five heads work together to try peck at her,But Destiny is the best at dodging there is. She bubbles and weaves. Bubbles and dodges. Bubbles and bobs! Each time Dodrio strikes at her, it instead gets a Bubble to the face. It’s a lightning fast series of exchanges, but at the end of up, Destiny avoids all but the last two strikes. Dodrio heaves and coughs as purple bloats form on it’s body. It stumbles over near a few people in Team Imperium uniforms. Most are probably regular people that were forced into it from local towns. But there are some that have to be old members too, right? You can only guess based on how they carry themselves as to who is who.The sound of a single Thunder faintly booms from behind you in the distance. That’s the sign. The group is out.>Get Destiny to Hydro Pump Dodrio away from everything (possible permanent danger to Dodrio)>Get Destiny to drag Dodrio away from the crowd (Risk of getting bloat goo on her)>Do nothing. Stay to finish your battle>This is the perfect distraction. Smokescreen and run for it>Something else
>>48785354>This is the perfect distraction. Smokescreen and run for it
>>48785354>This is the perfect distraction. Smokescreen and run for itThey made their bed, let them lie in it.
>>48785354>This is the perfect distraction. Smokescreen and run for itStick to the plan.
>>48785354>>This is the perfect distraction. Smokescreen and run for it
>>48785354>This is the perfect distraction. Smokescreen and run for itOr...>Something elseUse the smokescreen, then get Aria to do her own mindcontrol and take down Harris that way while Destiny takes down Dodrio.
>>48785414Whoa man more of her please
>>48785354Maybe try using Ice Beam on it to freeze it?
>>48785467Yeah, this in conjunction with cut and run.
>>48785467I dig this
>>48785467I say we just book it. Ice Beam is not a fast move.
>>48785467[Since this came in a bit late and has some support, I'll do a quote-only vote. Should Kat smokescreen and run, or Ice Beam to try to freeze Dodrio?]>smoke>ice
>>48785601this didn't count anongotta do an exact quote like the other anons have done
[Ice narrowly wins! Roll me some dice!]
>>48785655>capitalizing the word makes it not count, beause it's the choice I don't likeOkay
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>48785759
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>48785759
>>48785771Sorry anon, I didn't care either way and i tried to warn you so you could change it but them's the rules
>>48785759Smoke won 4 to 3, though. We should at least get a butt out of that.
>>48785799Last vote was 43 seconds to late
>>48785799Actually, it was a tie, not counting the capitalised vote.
>>48785815That still comes out to a tie, then. Unless properly capitalizing the first word in a sentence really does make a vote not count.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>48785759
>>48785848it really doesit's to help prevent cheating with 4chan's auto spam block on the exact same post within 5 minutes
>>48785798I guess I just didn't think such a retarded, nit-picky rule could actually be a thing. Evidently I was wrong.
>>48785860Well this works out alright anyway I guess.
>>48785860Nice roll. Doesn't count, unfortunately, unless rolls that get deleted actually don't count anymore.
>>48785759We're autosaging now.New Thread?Also, I'm looking, but it doesn't look like this thread is archived yet.
>>48785921except deleting >>48785783 does nothing because it can still be seen if the thread hasn't been closed
>>48785939I don't get why it was deleted since 75 is a pretty good roll, and it was already deleted by the time I rolled.