Shinobi Quest #29This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime met up with her teammates Nori Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuuga in the academy library to discuss the upcoming chunin exams- and how they should be approached. After a bit of back and forth, you decided that cheating was the most likely solution. After a bit of sudden inspiration, you tracked down the team InoShikaCho, using your excellent memory to recall Choji’s favorite restaurant. By playing some hardball, you able to get Shikamaru and Ino’s agreement to assist your team in the exams, with your team returning the favor in the next section.Your mind cleared of worry, training was your next priority. After working yourself to death with Team Guy, being pounded into the dirt by TenTen, and chasing the Hokage across the rooftops of Konoha, you were able to shore up many of your perceived weaknesses. You took the final week off from formal training, instead opting to teach yourself more techniques, from the basics to some new Lightning release techniques. With two days before the exams begin, we rejoin our Shinobi heroine outside the academy library…..
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>>48762710Should an altered version of Frank's mask be Tsuki's ANBU mask?
>>48762710Go away Kaguya we have little girls to impress
The morning sun warms your face as you step outside the Academy. You returned the books, seeing as you weren’t going to have time to study them any longer- and a proper lady honors her promises…. even if it’s just to return some books.You have some time to yourself- Konoha has been getting busier than ever lately- the exams bringing in the crowds as usual, but with more villages joining this time than ever before, your village was fit to burst.No doubt business was good- it usually was this time of year. You amuse yourself with such idle thoughts, potential profits to be made- before a ruckus catches your attention.You cannot quite make out it’s source- so utilizing your newly learned Body Flicker, you quickly scale the academy building.You’re quickly able to see what all the noise is about- the shinobi from the Land of Wind have arrived- later that you thought they might. However, while this was likely to be unpopular, you cannot imagine it would be causing this much of a ruckus. Do you go investigate?1. Yes, I’m curious.2. No, I have better things to do than concern myself with those desert bandits.
>>48762778>2. No, I have better things to do than concern myself with those desert bandits.
>>48762778>1. Yes, I’m curious.
>>48762778>1. Yes, I’m curious.They seemed like swell enough people when we saw them.
>>48762778>2. No, I have better things to do than concern myself with those desert bandits.Yo Wargle how ya feelin?
>>48762778>1. Yes, I’m curious.Time to laugh at foreign savages
>>48762806I ate, which is good. Started storming as I made my way back inside the house, so I had to dry off.
>>48762871Well at least you are okay heat didn't kill ya yet either.
Alright, time to go look at some dusty banditos. Writing.
>>48762871But did you dry off in STYLE?
>>48762871It's a sign. The gods demand Kiba.
GuysShould we be overly flirty with Gaara?To provoke him playfully?
>>48762740>Implying Kaguya isn't just a little girl needing to be impressed inside
>>48762967I say have a stare down if he stares at us.
>>48762967>provoke him playfullySince Gaara doesn't know what playfully means, sounds like a great plan, sure.
>>48762967Why? He doesn't even seem like the type to handle jokes now much less flirting. Would probably try extra hard to kill Tsuki.
>>48762967Nah. We gonna stellar that bastard if he gets uppity! Let's see how he reacts when his protective sand is on permafire!
>>48763008Holy shit guys im so excited to beat the shit out of Gaara. Or anyone really, i just want to fuck someones day up. Is everyone more excited for the second test or the third? Second test was always more interesting to me because it lead itself to more interesting situations who know what we may run into in the Forest of Death.
>>48763081Im a sucker for a tournament so part 3 has always been my favorite
>>48763081I don't think Tsuki could compete with the heavy hitters in the Third Round. I'd probably rank her 4th in these exams, taking Stellar Style into account.
>>48763081Just find a group, have shikamaru shadow bind them, then combination jutsu to take them out in one shot, rinse and repeat, both our teams get the scroll needed. Assuming second test is the scroll test in the forest of death.
>>48763121We have a small time period between second and third tests right? Get swole!
>>48763121We can beat Sasuke, at least. Neji...meh, it depends on who runs out of chakra first, his rotation or our starfall. Rock Lee, we can kite like a motherfucker with afterglow and lightning. Sai we'll need a Stellar Dragon Bullet to punch through his defenses, legit worried about killing him.Gaara, depends on how his sand reacts to being glassed.
>>48763121Wow guy what a kill joy We are Tsuki Fucking NorihimeThere is literally no reason we wont at least get to the finals, and ill be damned if your shit attitude fucks us over.>>48763153See this guy got the ideaWe'll be fine
>>48763153His sand shit should be earth and wind right? And stellar is fire and lightning. We may have an edge against him.
>>48763153How good is sand in isolating heat?I mean If he sandblocks all our attacks we could try to bake him inside his shell.
Might as well go take a look- the Sand Shinobi seemed an alright sort before, if a bit dour. No reason for an uproar, right?You quickly make your way across the rooftops towards the Village’s entrance. To your surprise, not only are there crowds of civilians here, but several Leaf Shinobi- high ranking ones, as well. Several Jonin are stationed across several rooftops- although they seem to just be observing, rather than attacking. You spot one you recognize- Genma Shiranui. You make your way towards him- maybe he can explain what’s going on.As you land on his rooftop, he greets you.“Nice to see you, Tsuki-chan. You probably heard the clamoring, right? Well, come take a look- seems our friends from the Sand brought some friends of their own.”His voice is even, but he doesn’t sound particularly happy, either.Peering over the top of the roof, you spy lots of Sand shinobi- to be expected, of course. You even spot the Kazekage’s daughter, Temari, among them. There are other shinobi with them, though- ones you don’t recognize.Four of them, to be precise. Wearing strangely patterned outfits, they aren’t particularly distinguishable from one-another, but as whole they sorely stick out among the Suna-shinobi they accompany.You don’t even recognize the headbands they wear- though they most certainly are shinobi headbands. A single musical note is engraved in center of all four headbands. ….a musical note?“The Land of Sound.” Genma says, rather unceremoniously.
>>48763227Stellar would turn it to glass, Anon.And I doubt regular fire would do much.
>>48763081>>48763121>>48763153>>48763175Funnily enough, gaara is actually the least intimidating opponent in the exams. His defence is worthless against our offence, and we're fast enough to dodge his offence. Taking out Gaara is a cinch with Stellar release. Whereas someone like Sasuke is a horrible unending nightmare. HE'S A TAIJUTSU SPECIALIST TRAINED BY MIGHT GUY WITH AN ACTIVATED SHARINGAN!He's fucking Neo, unless we blow up the whole stadium we're not going to be able to TOUCH him!
>>48763263>Whereas someone like Sasuke is a horrible unending nightmare.But he's shit tier.That's why we took Hinata as a teammate!/sarcasm
>>48763153Neji >Has a good defense against Stellar Style, once he gets in close, we're done. Sausage>Even stronger physically and faster than canon, his larger fireballs have the potential to match up with Stellar Style, physical Lightning Style has the potential to kill us close rangeLee>Wasn't originally in my top 3, I don't doubt we can beat a fellow genin who can only use taijutsuSai>His ink doesn't deal well with ninjutsu, especially Lightning Style, gg SaiGaara>Stronger defense than Neji, ranged offense as strong as Sausage and even faster He can also just shatter the glass if it's his sand>>48763175I never said we couldn't go to finals, we definitely can>>48763263Why do people think that Gaara couldn't just crush the glass or even manipulate it? He can do it to ground without his chakra in it, why not sand with his chakra in it? His sand also blocked Amaterasu, which burns hotter than Stellar Style.
>>48763324>his larger fireballs have the potential to match up with Stellar StyleAlso, I think you're highly underestimating everyone there.>Why do people think that Gaara couldn't just crush the glass or even manipulate it? Because it's glass.
>>48763360Glass that's infused with his chakra. Glass which is made out of sand.
>>48763324Amaterasu doesn't behave like normal fire, actually.
>>48763324Superspeed + lightning jutsu is his weakness. Sasuke would have killed him in one hit if his arm was an inch longer. Tsuki's stellar techniques don't melt glass, they DISINTEGRATE MATTER! There won't be any sand left!
>>48763229OH GOD MY BLOOD IS BOILINGI'M NOT ANGRY I JUST WANNA START THE FIGHTING ALREADY THIS BUILD UP US GIVING ME GAS
>>48763380It's not sand anymore. It's just glass.>>48763383Stellar Fire and Ameterasu black fire cancel each other out.
People canon Neji had a stat total of 21 for the exams and he was considered a monster and a favorite to win. We have 23 we are stronger than most would expect but I doubt Wargle left the others at canon stats.
>>48763401Calm down, faggot.
>>48763428That 5 point system always seemed pretty restrictive, Bleach's system of stats (out of 100) is better. Or at least a system out of 20 or so.
>>48763431I'M SORRY I'M JUST SO EXCITEDBut really though its gonna be great to actually go out and wreck shop. I mean think about it until now we've been fighting super powerful rogue ninja and shit. This will be the first time we get to fight against our peers and i'm just so excited to make an outstanding first impression
Flashbacks of the monsters you saw in the Land of Rice fill your mind-“FOR LORD OROCHIMARU! FOR THE LAND OF SOUND!.....”You shake it off; now is not the time. Of the four of them, one is distinctly taller, and looks to be an adult- likely their “jonin leader” if you had to guess. The man looks straight up to the building you’re standing on with Genma, and smiles.Eerie. As the parade of Shinobi continues, a litter arrives marked with the symbol of Sunagakure. Likely, Rasa, the Kazekage- although he didn’t really strike you as the type to ride a litter, especially if his kids are amongst those walking in the front. Interesting. “Lord Fourth received a missive yesterday-” Genma continues, gesturing to the shinobi below.“-That Otogakure, the Village Hidden in Sound, has formed a formal alliance with Sunagakure. As a result, they will be traveling to the exams, as all minor Shinobi nations are invited to attend, as per the Fourth’s rules.” His voice is rather dispassionate, but still not angry.“So they worked within the rules. We can’t simply expel them?” you inquire.“This “Otogakure” has not acted against us in any way- and has been recognized by at least three of the other great nations as legitimate. To expel them would be an international incident.” Genma explains.“That, young Tsuki, is why we’re keeping watch over them. The Fourth certainly doesn’t trust them, but we’ll need to see how they behave.” he finishes.You….1. React poorly to this information.2. Don’t show emotion.3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of.
>>48763514It's fine mate. It fits the setting.
>>48763542>2. Don’t show emotion.>3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of.
>>48763542>2. Don’t show emotion.>3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of.Just file everything you hear away for later. Get all the information.
>>48763542>3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of.Or rumors of the test itself?
>>487635422. Don’t show emotion.3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of.
>>48763542>2. Don’t show emotion.
>>48763542>2. Don’t show emotion.>3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of.Cool, calm, and collected.
>>48763542>2. Don’t show emotion.>3. Ask about any other last minute developments you should be aware of."At least we're watching them."
>>48763542>Three of the other Great NationsLet me guess, Orochimaru-sympathizing Sand, Jingoistic Stone, and Power-hungry Cloud?>2. Don’t show emotion.Except maybe pout a little
>>48763532It's fine.And it will be cool to see Tsuki kick ass. I just hate the whole "I'M SO EXCITED I WANNA KILL SOMETHING" bullshit.That really annoyed me, but I apologize if I've come across as a shithead.
>>48763542>4. I'm told my mother was one of Orochimaru's experiments. I legitimately fear him coming to...reclaim what came of it.
Huh, just realized, Sausage doesn't have Chidori, since he trained with Gai. Unless he resented Gai enough to seek out ninjutsu training from his BITTER RIVAL.
Whoa man, almost missed it, glad to be here Wargle.
>>48763545A ten-point system doesn't really fit a setting with power scaling like Naruto.
>>48763613Hahaha yeah i see where you're coming from. No hard feelings we are all in this together.
We should show no emotions but tell him too stay safe, something is up or is going too go down. I can feel it
Since Takeshi is no longer about do anons mind if I got for brutality actions against none leaf nin
>>48763667Fuck I really hope Minato doesn't die against Orochimaru. Though I imagine that he would be able to seal in permanently with the Reaper Death Seal
No to little emotion, gathering information.Writing.
>>48763688Yes we do you sick bastard!
>>48763688Not at all fuck those non leaf ninjas
>>48763688Hell nah. That's get brutal up in this b
>>48763734You're not due for a couple hundred threads, Madara.
>>48763688Man I wish Mini would come back. Takeshi's ability to be a nice clam polite and kind kid while being the most ruthless cold blooded enemy killer was fun.
>>48763746T. Buttblasted Sand Ninja
>>48763841I forgot it was just sand and sound "ninja" carry on.
>>48763805Well we are the daughter of an Arms producer and dealer and your other daddy is Danzo. If anything that personality trait suits Tsuki better than most.
>>48763805Agreed. I do miss that quest, I'm planning on getting all tacti-cool up in here like we were during th chunin arc of that quest
>>48763899We're also an Oujo-sama and act just like the daughter of a wicked rich arms dealer would.
>>48763899We also have had a sensei die because one of the major villages was completely incompetent
You pout- just a little. Surely Minato knows these people are pawns of that man- Orochimaru.But yet he lets them waltz in. Sure, international politics are at play, but surely the safety of the Leaf should come above all else, right? “At least we’re watching them. Any other last minute things we should be aware of?” you say with as little emotion as you can.“Hah, don’t sound so jaded, Tsuki-chan. We’ll keep them under control.” he says, chuckling.“Although, you’re well studied, so you’ll probably appreciate this- we’re getting a visit from a living legend as well.” he says, smiling, but with the same tone as before.A living legend? Few would qualify for such a moniker, except maybe the Third….“Who, Genma-sensei? You’ve piqued my curiosity.” you ask.“The Shinobi from Amegakure are being accompanied by their leader- the first time he’s left his home in recent memory: Hanzo the Salamander.” he says, looking for a hint of recognition on your face.That name….“Surely not. He’s the one who named the Sannin during the Second Shinobi World War. Surely he’s in no state to travel?” you inquire, curiosity overflowing. Nobody outside of Amegakure had seen the Salamander in over a decade.“That’s what the letter says. We’ll just have to see, won’t we?” Genma says, the chuckle from before returning.
>>48763930I can see this guy being chummy with Yoru and Danzo
>>48763930>Hanzo the Salamander coming to our examsFucking bad ass I wish we could get him to teach us some shit
>>48763928Sand is genuinely incompetent. Mist does it on purpose.
>>48763930>HANZO IN THE HOUSE
>>48763930Ok lets make him a smaller gas mask and give it too him assembled to show its not a trap, Say it's to make life easier rather than wear that giant old thing. Time to get to know Danzo's old compatriot.
>>48763976God is Mist ever not a shit show?
The hell? Nagato do your fucking job!
>>48763964And then Pain hears about how we got chummy with Hanzo and has Zetsu puree us for our kekkai genkai. >>48763963Hanzo and Danzo teamed up to go after the Original Akatsuki.
>>48764014>Send the plant guy to fight the magic fire girlThat'll work out just fineI wonder who Tsuki's favorite shinobi were growing up
>>48764011Hanzo was still alive at this point in canon, he was just scared shitless about leaving his palace. >>48764007It didn't seem so bad under Mei
>>48764040>Implying the plant man that go go through walls would fight us and not just Mayfly though our floor while we slept
>>48764011With Root being disbanded earlier, the Danzo-Hanzo Hour of Power probably didn't get be big enough dicks to incite a rebellion.or Nagato's cancer cells contracted AIDS earlier than in canon
>>48764069>Nagato's cancer cellsBut he didn't have any wood style cells.
“When are they supposed to arrive?” you ask.“Later today. Not much to fear from them, though. Ame shinobi usually keep to themselves. Especially if the old salamander is here.” He responds analytically. Well, these exams are certainly shaping up to be quite the event- and you probably shouldn’t spend the remainder of your free time chatting with Genma. You bid farewell to the Jonin, and jump down from the rooftop, away from the foreign ninja.You certainly have a lot of questions, but you also had other things you wanted to do today….You…1. Go see somebody. (Who?)2. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.3. Explore Konoha, looking for anything odd.4. Go home, you’re suddenly exhausted. (Skip to the next day.)
>>48764151>2. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.snekman is too scawy unca Danzo
>>48764151>2. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.Hey Danzo what do you think of Salamandars?
>Hanzo the Salamander>Orochimaru>Probably Kabuto>Suna>Entirety of Konoha>Probably at least one Akatsuki member in the mixTell me /tg/, how long does Tsuki have left to live after all the above realize she has a powerful, previously unheard of, and entirely unique kekkei genkai? RIP
>>48764151>2. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.
>>48764151>4. Go home, you’re suddenly exhausted. (Skip to the next day.)
>>48764181Maybe we should wear a mask to the exam and enter as a mystery contestant
>>48764151>1. Go see somebody. (Itachi)I just want to vent to a fellow ninja who's not completely shady
>>48764203>Itachi>Head of Anbu>Not shadyCome on anon
>>48764198That would be interesting but for most of it we will be with our team, pretty easy to guess who we are.
>>48764211Hiruzen then I thought someone else was the head of ANBU for whatever reason. And ROOT is still shadier than ANBU.
>>487641512. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.Tell him about hanzo and the sound nin
>>48764151>2. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.Need to plan things out
I'm curious what our little fighter blurb looks like if they even have one yet and it's not a tournament only thing.
>>48764181>Hanzo the Salamander>Orochimaru>Probably Kabuto>Suna>Entirety of Konoha>Probably at least one Akatsuki member in the mixyfw The Invasion of Konoha and Pain's Assault happen at the same time
>>48764270You mean our ninja info card?
>>48764274Time for Tsuki to go Nuclearand invent the A Bomb
>>48764270Magic baseball cards? Probably has "record for fastest sensei death" on it.
>>48764270Probably not a lot right now. The biggest thing overtly we've shown to people is our intelligence.
>>48764286Sure if that's what they are. I meant the packets of info the Lords get.And apparently captcha is a fan of Jojo as it wouldn't complete without selecting a man for a pillar captcha.
>>48764151>2. Go home, you need to talk to Danzo about this.Talk to black Ops daddy, we don't like foreign nin among our village, we dont trust them one little bit. All these forces, they are so close. I suspect betrayal
>>48764314Oh, I thought you meant the cards that Kabuto sold that had little bits of information on them.
>>48764326You have brain problems.
Haha, time for Danzo.Writing.
HOW DID YOU ALL FORGET THAT DANZO GOT BRAINFUCKED?Hanzo LIKED Akatsuki and agreed with them! I wouldn't be surprised if Yahiko is his personal bodyguard/advisor by now! Which means that either Pein isn't leading Akatsuki, or Hanzo is in on it. I'd guess Madara or Black Zetsu is in charge.
>>48764416>Madara is leading itThat's some kind of true hell
>>48764416Meta. Also calm down.
>>48764198>>48764181>>48764151>>48764198voting for it
>>48764479Why the hell did my mind jump to Mighty Mask instead of this?
>>48764479What good would that do? Basically, everyone in the village knows Tsuki and her team and the others can just look up who is who on each team. It's not that hard to find.
>>48764500Mine went to Char
>>48764512Then we just get a whole new team. I say Danzo in disguise and a robot our dad builds.
>>48764479Did someone say mask?>>48764512have the entire team wear the all-terrain masks we made for the Suna mission. Long clothing. Make sure Itachi isn't around to bust our cover, spread a rumor we quit for some believable reason etc etc
>>48764564Then Nori fucks it up
>>48764564>Did someone say mask?I literally suggested that in the beginning of the thread.>>48762739
This is all in fun yeah?
>>48764580>Wow this plan is working great Tsuki, and keeping Itachi sensei away was a great idea
>>48764599I'm just being annoyed bye the arguing faggots and waiting for Wargle to post.
Fucking hell I cannot read this quest without listening to this song in the background any morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjE8f3W3gAWhat have you done to me anons?
>>48764655great things, clearly>>48764599I'd assume so. The mask idea would be pretty rule-of-cool>>48764598great minds think alike?>>48764602OH GOD I could see this happening
You have a lot on your mind- and Danzo really should be updated on these events.You hurry home, all thoughts of a peaceful day off forgotten.Heading straight to Danzo’s room, you give only slight acknowledgement to the staff as you trudge into the house. Danzo seems somewhat surprised by your appearance, likely because he expected you to be out all day.“Home so soon, Tsuki? What’s the matter?” he asks, his concern obvious.You quickly give him the rundown on what you saw, and what you learned from Genma.“I didn’t think letting Suna attend was wise- and now he’s letting a known dangerous element into the city?” Danzo is angry- the first time you’ve really seen him as such.“This is ridiculous. If I had any standing left in the village I’d….” he sighs.“Tobirama-sensei is likely turning in his grave. If he could see how the next generation is letting all of his hard work slip away….”Danzo has mentioned the Second before- he holds great reverence for the man, that much is clear.“What should we do? Is there anything we can do?” you ask, sitting desk to Danzo on his bed.“Not within the realm of polite procedure. And despite how powerful as you’ve become, it would be unwise to dig too deep alone. Feh, if only that fool hadn’t disbanded ROOT….”Danzo seems lost in thought.You…1. Try to change the subject, possibly to Hanzo.2. Try to change the subject, to talk about the exams.3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.4. Ask for a status update regarding the flower from the ruins.
>>48764751>1. Try to change the subject, possibly to Hanzo.
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.Destroy that damn flower. It will backfire on Tsuki.
>>487647512. Try to change the subject, to talk about the exams.
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.>4. Ask for a status update regarding the flower from the ruins.
>>48764751>1. Try to change the subject, possibly to Hanzo.Also THE Salamnder is showing up later!
>>48764751>4. Ask for a status update regarding the flower from the ruins.
>>48764751>5. These people are obviously agents of Orochimaru. So I have to ask...was he the one who experimented on my mother? And will he come to...collect me?
>>48764798Way too meta.
>>48764751Can we talk about Hanzo and ROOT at the same time?
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.>>3. ENGAGE DANZO IN FURTHER CONVERSATION ABOUT ROOT.>4. Ask for a status update regarding the flower from the ruins.
>>48764751>2. Try to change the subject, to talk about the exams.
>>48764832That would be ideal
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.>Write InDanzo I've never seen such an obvious infiltration in all my life, The Sand and The Sound working together? Their Kage will be here too and i'm willing to bet Orochimaru is among the Sound Nin, there is no way this can be a coincidence. Now Hanzo the Salamander himself... Danzo it's almost as if any army is just waltzing into the village.Defending the village from an outside source is one thing....but this, Danzo this is not right.
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.This is it! This is the moment of truth!
>>48764848Also, if anyone could change Ron Paul's face in this to the 2nd hokage it would be legendary
>>487647511. Try to change the subject, possibly to Hanzo.3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.Ask if theirs anything we can do to gather more information on these sound nin. FIRST ROOT MISSION AHOY
>>48764751>1. Try to change the subject, possibly to Hanzo.>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.We've been raised by our dad, an obvious ROOT sympathizer, and Danzo. It's extremely in character for us to hold at least some of ROOT's values in higher opinion than normal. We might even have a somewhat romanticized version of ROOT as our mental image of it; not sugar-coated, but nobler, in a way. It makes sense for us to show an interest in it and to try and subtly bring it back to its glory days. Danzo and Dad clearly think it's a good thing.
ROOT QUEST ROOT QUEST ROOT QUEST ROOT QUEST
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT."I get the Hokage's idealism in certain aspects, but this is feels like it's going too far here."
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.bring up the funds we set aside to restore the facility.
>>48764887/qst/ is a trial board and as such it is not necessary to post quests there.
>>48764897Cool your autism.
>>48764889We need to take all aspects of people's ideals. Everyone is too fucking narrow minded. Danzo's cold pragmatism, Minato's cheery optimism, Itachi's middle of the road.We need it all and with them we can find the best course for making the Leaf strong.
>>48764822Not really I'd say. But not really a natural way of finding things out either. Too direct with not enough provocation to ask.>>48764798
>>48764927But then we wouldn't get to make you people mad, and that would eliminate like 50% of the fun.
>>48764927Sounds like someone doesn't know how to filter.
>>48764942>>48764944Quit replying to him. You're just wasting the reply count on him.
>>48764751>3. Engage Danzo in further conversation about ROOT.
>>48764939Hiruzen was pretty middle of the road, even allowing Danzo to operate. We need to get Hiruzen back into power.
>>48764927Ugh.. Normally I don't do this, but it's just staring me in the face. *one
>>48764939Oh, definitely. I just think that at age twelve, Tsuki would probably still have a somewhat romanticized view of what ROOT was, based on how good Danzo has always been to us, and not fully taking into account how very not good Danzo was to a lot of other people. We still see him as Dad 2.0, instead of Warcrimes McGee.Trying to incorporate the "best" part of everyone's ideologies is a good long-term goal for us. We could make ROOT better than it was before.
>>48765017>We could make ROOT better than it was before.And top of having the Norihime Buisness Empire behind it.Or would it be ROOT being behind the Norihime Empire instead...? ROOT being just one aspect of the Empire
Time for the ROOT conversation.Don't tease the shitposters, kids!Writing.
>>48765017That'd be interesting/cool to do.
>>48765054but it's so fun...especially when it seems to be one dedicated faggot like this guy
>>48765043ROOT should just be a tool for the Norihime Business when Tsuki needs to do some...underhand dealings.
>>48765017Why did Danzo never learn Edo Tensei? Then he could always have Tobirama-sensei. And does Minato still owe that training? He gave us team training, but weren't we promised one-on-one training? Because we could ask to see that scroll with mass shadow clone and edo tensei on it.
>>48765043I want to say she uses her business to prop up ROOT since thats the cause she believes in
>>48765049Yes, Tsuki is explicitly twelve.
>>48765164Damn this is some dedicated shitposting.
>>48765182Report and move on don't give it (you's).
>>48765182Not really, its just an old cut and paste iirc.
>>48765227I'm more saying that, if this is the same guy, he's been at this for a while. I mean we usually only get like one>>/qst/post per thread.
“Danzo. I know you didn’t really want to talk about it before- but maybe it’s time for ROOT to return, to defend the village we love? This has obvious infiltration written all over it- and while I’m sure the Fourth has SOMETHING planned, letting them in was a mistake. The Leaf has stood proud on it’s own since our founding- we shouldn’t weaken ourselves needlessly to placate an enemy that will just destroy us!” you ask, brimming with passion. He looks up at you- for a moment you almost think he has a tear in his eye.“Tsuki, you make an old man proud. I just don’t think there’s anything we can do. ROOT is dead and scattered to the four winds. Minato would never allow it, and to operate under his nose, and that of ANBU would be difficult, if not impossible.”“That’s not true! We have the facility, and you’re still here! Between you and I, we can make ROOT great again!” you argue.“I… just don’t know, Tsuki. Such a thing would put you in danger beyond comprehension- and I couldn’t live with myself if you died trying to realise my old ambitions.”You…1. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power.2. Convince him. The village needs him now more than ever.>Write-in
>>48765246yeah, he's shitting up a few other quests too, mostly I find it funny though
>>48765250>1. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power.
>>48765250>2. Convince him. The village needs him now more than ever
>>48765250>1. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power."Let's talk about this more after I become a chunnin yeah?"
>>48765250>2. Convince him. The village needs him now more than ever.They're not just your ambitions any more Danzo
>>487652501. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power.
>>48765250>Make ROOT great againThis is more of a turn on than anything in Lewd Genin Quest so far>1. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power.>Oh, before I didn't have a chance to mention that a team from Hidden Rain will be comepeting. And Hanzo the Salamander himself is accompanying them.
>>48765313mecha space pirate, wouldn't be surprised if the dbz quest is getting hit too but I don't follow that one.
>>48765250>1. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power.chunin exam first>>48765265I ain't even mad, it's pretty funny how hard he's trying. Pic related
>>48765366>I don't follow that oneGood, SOM just axed a popular write-in option because it would mean his waifu lost
>>48765250>3. Too late, I've already got 100,000 ryo set aside to refurbish the base. This is happening, Danzo. It IS happening.
Letting the subject drop. Writing.
>>48765250>1. Let the subject drop for now. You’ll just need to prove your power.I'll prove my power Danzo, i'll show them the Leaf is not to be trifled with. So long as someone carries the Ideals ROOT will never die, after all so long as one root remains the tree can grow back right. It's the duty of a shinobi to secure their village from all foes, no matter the cost personal or otherwise. I will not give in.
>>48765386>Naruto Quests are generally higher quality than DBZ QuestsInteresting.
>>48765386Cause he is avoiding Double Jeopardy from the previous choices made last thread. I don't like SOM all that much but that is a good decision as a QM.>>48765418SOMs are pretty damn barebones.
>>48765405Let the subject drop and mention Hanzo? Set aside the 100k Ryo for the base to make dakis of the most popular and famous ninjas and turn it into 100M Ryo?
>>48765414Okay, dude? You're getting into shonen protagonist territory. Back it off a few notches.
>>48765431Kuro plushies when!?
>>48765431>Make famous ninja daki'sGo back to Auditorium Oda
>>48765418I honestly agree with this. Boruto Quest and Shinobi Quest are bettet than Tuffle Quest and Dragonball Quest. And the better source material helps too.
>>48765454You already posted this dude, at least try and be original.
>>48765250>3. Your ambition? Danzo, we're trying to keep the village safe. Ambition is unnecessary. No, what we need are a number of ninja capable of blending in with the massed newcomers, simply waiting and watching, placing themselves wherever necessary to delay whatever sabotage is happening. A few seconds disruption in the right place could mean the difference between life and death, and ROOT, as a non-entity, is ideal for being there to cause such a delay without anyone knowing before it's too late.>And besides, Minato can't very well fault you for bringing in a few friends to keep watch over little old me, amongst all these foreign ninja, right?
>>48765459I think we've talked about this before, but the only reason that Naruto isn't great is Kishi. The setting and idea are great but dear god the characters ad constant power ups.
>>48765449Its funny to me that the ninja quest with a technologically minded protag that uses star magic has overlap with a space mecha quest
>>48765472>implying DBZ wasn'tAnd besides, adventure time was written for children and that shit is great.
>>48765449You have to admit, it's a good strategy. You would buy a Konan or Kushina or Tsunade or Mei daki. Admit it. Too bad Konan isn't famous and it would be meta to make a daki of her goddamit.
>>48765250>2. Convince him. The village needs him now more than ever.
>>48765480>>48765496guys, the vote has been closed for several minutes
>>48765510Meh, I blame being blinded by the shitposts.
>>48765482Even with Kishi it's still better than DB/Z/S. Bleach has probably the best written characters and a really cool setting, why are Bleach Quests so bad/wierdly autistic?[/spoiler
>>48765490Konan was the low key best girl of the series, Naruto should have gone for her>>48765532I never got into Bleach and I never will after hearing about all the bullshit power ups and how Ichigo is the specialist snowflake
>>48765532Because bleach had good characters and a decent setting, but the story itself quickly became retarded, and the QM's have to deal with that shit.Shinigami Savant does a pretty good job of minimizing the autism IMO.
>>48765532Bleach started out strong, but it be came generic shonen trash pretty damn fast, and it eventually got way too complicated for its own good.
>>48765565the last Sternritter on akun does too.>>48765532because of the asspull nature of the series, the waifuing, and the shonen snowflakiness of the later characters.
>>48765553Bleach Season one was baller as shit and always will be, But that is like 5% of bleach so whatever.
>>48765553Konan was my number one until a combination of UNS4, the Last, and recent fillers. Pic related. Ichigo is no more of a special snowflake than Nardo or Sausage once Hagoromo showed up.
>>48765591Last sternritter is fucking awesome.
>>48765553Dear god our hair and eyes are only a little diffrent to Konan...both of us are into neat crafts and art... fuck us and Konan are from the same long forgotten bloodline. OR Konan is a long lost Norihime, our dad may have had a sibling how went missing in the Land of Rain and had a child there! Konan is our older cousin
>>48765565>Shinigami Savant does a pretty good job of minimizing the autism
>>48765615...are we gonna call her nee-chan?
>>48765594Yeah, exactly.>>48765596Yes, if you read my post I was saying it was shit. I have no idea what meme-level anime is supposed to mean, though. You can't just throw the word meme into a sentence and expect it to work.
>>48765615>In a different universe where Tsuki grew up in the Rain everyone thinks Konan is her mother
>>48765615She has a different body type, is almost as pale as Nagato, and has completely different abilities. So no. You're a real chucklefuck for implying anything that close to perfect can have filthy Kumo blood
>>48764042>Hanzo was still alive at this point in canonHe most definitely was not. At this point in the cannon Orochimaru had already been kicked out of Akatsuki for trying to bodyjump Itachi.
>>48765658I mean who DOESN'T like a good dicking now and again?
>>48765629when we meet we should have a moment where they just stare at one another seeing the similarities and their love of crafts. Konan has a family, she never knew...take that character development.
>>48765676>You know were not so different you and I
>>48765651The Rain ninja that competed in the chunin exams had intact headbands and rebreathers, implying loyalty to Hanzo.
You sigh.“We’ll talk more about this after I take first in the exams and become a chunin, alright? I just hope it isn’t too late by that point.” you say, not even bothering to pout.“Very well, Tsuki. Just, please. Do not get in over your head with this- not until we know what we’re facing.” He responds.“Also, I figured you might want to know- there are reports that Hanzo the Salamander will be visiting these exams, accompanying the team from Ame.” you report.“Really..? I haven’t spoken to that old reptile in years- I hope he’s in good health. If you meet him, Tsuki, be sure to show him respect. He was one of the most powerful Shinobi of a generation- and while Ame and Konoha were enemies once, that was long ago. He may just have some wisdom to offer you.” Danzo says.“I will. Please, think on what I had to say, Danzo. In the meantime, I need to prepare for the exams.” you say, bidding the old shinobi farewell.You’re a bit frustrated- you can see, now more than ever, the flaws in Minato’s leadership style. He’s a nice man, and a great warrior- he surely means well. But this bending over backwards to treat with Konoha’s enemies… it’s madness.You…1. Go see your friends. It will be nice to act your age for a bit and clear your head.2. Take a hot bath, and rest up early- maybe head out later to see the Ame shinobi?3. Just rest out the remainder of today. The exams approach, and you need to well rested. (Skip to next day.)
>>48765726>2. Take a hot bath, and rest up early- maybe head out later to see the Ame shinobi?
>>48765726>1. Go see your friends. It will be nice to act your age for a bit and clear your head.
>>48765726>. Go see your friends. It will be nice to act your age for a bit and clear your head.
>>48765726>3. Just rest out the remainder of today. The exams approach, and you need to well rested. (Skip to next day.)
>>48765726>2. Take a hot bath, and rest up early- maybe head out later to see the Ame shinobi?Always good to scope out the enemy
>>48765726>2. Take a hot bath, and rest up early- maybe head out later to see the Ame shinobi?Take Danzo for walkies and to see his old friend.
>>48765726>1. Go see your friends. It will be nice to act your age for a bit and clear your head.Time to be a tween.
>>487657263. Just rest out the remainder of today. The exams approach, and you need to well rested. (Skip to next day.)I wanna get the exams started before the thread ends
Can't go looking for hanzo, ppl are watching us.
>>48765726>He may just have some wisdom to offer you>>"Lord Hanzo, it's a great honor to stand in your presence. I hear that you're a wise and travelled ninja.">>He gets triggered because we look like KonanMaybe Hanzo is coming to avoid Nagato, thinking the Akatsuki wouldn't attack a major village like this. >2. Take a hot bath, and rest up early- maybe head out later to see the Ame shinobi?
>>48765726>3. Skip to next day.
>>487657262. Take a hot bath, and rest up early- maybe head out later to see the Ame shinobi?Let's see what we can glean from the competition. The more we figure out now, the less we need to the hard way.
>>48765798>Post limit matters>When the QM could just make another thread if they wanted to keep going
>>48762624Wow the Pick of Hypnostiny
Is this happening in DB Quest? If not they would be a lot more triggered, you should go there.
>>48765714Nagato kept up a facade for many years that Hanzo was still alive and sitting in his room being a crazy old man.He'd been dead for a decade, at least, in canon.
>>48765867I want to believe, and it was my long-time headcanon. Fuck the filler, I believe this again, thanks fampai.
>>48765726>You’re a bit frustrated- you can see, now more than ever, the flaws in Minato’s leadership style. He’s a nice man, and a great warrior- he surely means well. But this bending over backwards to treat with Konoha’s enemies… it’s madness.I'm really glad we're going over this. Minato is a nice guy, but he's turned out to be a pretty shitty leader. Trying to appease everyone will just end up with no on satisfied.Imagine if something were to go really, really wrong during the exams. Think about what that would do to Minato's image; to Nori's image. We might not be sitting down with Danzo to hash out ROOT's revival right this minute, but we need to keep our eyes and ears open the whole time, and try to get him and Hanzo to talk, assuming they're not already going to seek each other out.Minato's time as Hokage is probably coming to an end, with the decisions he's been making. It's up to us to make sure that end comes honorably, rather than doshonorably. We need to look out for the reputation of our fellow noble clans.
>>48765860Yeah, they'd honestly give a better reaction to shitposting than we are.
>>48762624This Chunin Exams look nice and spicy. Glad I didn't get home in time to run tonight though.
Pit stop, then going to see the Ame shinobi.Writing.
>>48765868Sweet, more free entertainment, feel free to drop in anytime shitpost anon
>>48765898Danzo would be an even shittier leader though, the Five Kage Summit Arc proved that well enough. Hiruzen should have stayed the Hokage and not retired, and Jiraiya should have succeeded him.
>>48765950>He thinks he's trollingThat's just too adorable.
>>48765916What's there to justify? Protecting the Leaf? Preserving the reputation of our friend and her clan, even in light of her father's questionable leadership? Working to better our home and deter those who would attempt to harm it?There's nothing to justify.>>48765975Oh, I don't think Danzo should be Hokage, either. But Minato definitely shouldn't be.
>>48765975Not that anon, here.That was Danzo after years of being an evil, semi-crazy asshole.Not saying the Danzo we have is gonna be great, but I don't think he'd be as bad as Canon!Danzo.
>>48765883I'll admit I've not watched everything, but I distinctly remember some episode where Kakashi of all people gets sent alone to Ame to hand out the invitation to this Exams.I may be remembering it wrong but I think that was the time when the Leaf started having suspicions about something screwy going on in Ame./shrug
Ya know if Minato doesn't have some sort of sick plan that we just don't know about I'm going to be kind of sad.
>>48766017It's not significant, as far as derails go. The impediment to regular conversation is borderline nonexistent.
>>48766082>Stop or my Wife will beat you all up!
You have Maru draw you up a bath- a few moment’s peace and relaxation won’t hurt anyone.------------------------------------------------------------Evening arrives, and you’ve dressed yourself in a clean uniform. Genma said the Ame Shinobi would be arriving today- and sure enough, Maru appears to inform you that they have arrived within Konoha. You equip your ninja tools, along with your war fan. No overt weaponry- but it’s better than nothing, with so many foreign shinobi around.You over to the far side of Konoha, where most of the non-Konoha shinobi are camped. Without much issue, you find the Ame encampment, with no more than 8 tents gathered around a much larger structure- likely where Hanzo is. Observing them, you see only a single genin team, wearing Ame headbands and wearing rebreathers- signature Ame equipment. You cannot help but marvel at how inefficient the design is- it’s so needlessly bulky! Father and yourself could easily design something smaller.You’ll need to determine how far into the camp you wish to go- loitering probably isn't welcome.You…1. Just wanted a cursory glance. You’ll leave after a quick look around.2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.
>>48766005The only way I see him stepping down is if things go horrifically wrong during the exam. But that would break him, and I don't want to break the poor guy. I think there are three options for who could replace him; they may not be perfect, but they're the best for the circumstances:>HiruzenExperienced, has proven himself, is still one of the strongest and wisest ninja around>JiraiyaAll the good parts of Minato sans teleporting, and many things from Hiruzen, provided we can find him>FugakuHear me out here! He could lead the Leaf well in a scenario where this spirals out of control and it sparks a World War early. >>48766027There are still better options, see above. Though Danzo would be worlds better than fucking Tsunade. >>48766097You know, I really like Wargle, and it might be all of you anons' fault, but does he have a femdom fetish? I mean canon Minato is pussywhipped, but this Minato? Wew lad.
>>48766097His wife is pretty tough though.Shes been hitting the gym and gaining mass.I'm scared.
>>48766137>1. Just wanted a cursory glance. You’ll leave after a quick look around.
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.also ask if they'd like their re-breathers redesigned
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet HanzoAwwww no Danzo?
>>48766137Wargle, tell us. Are their forehead protectors crossed out?>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.Bring up Danzo if we have to
>>48766137>1. Just wanted a cursory glance. You’ll leave after a quick look around.Very dangerous to go alone.
>>48766082>Haha I was only pretending to be retarded
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.I don't think it's gonna happen, he supposedly so paranoid even babies get strip-searched before he'll let them near him, but I'm interested in Ame and we probably won't die.
>>48766169I don't think Tsuki should build for the almost certain enemy.
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.You've got an awesome new rebreather/enviro mask design to show him pls train us
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.Tell them we were sent by an old friend of Hanzo's to welcome him to the village
>>48766137>2. Want to try and meet Hanzo.Introduce ourselves, they may have dealings with dad for all we know. Maybe approach to make business offers? Be respectful.
>>48766173No, they aren't. Would've been a major red flag to the guardian shinobi- they know what to look for.
>inb4 it's actually Orochimaru disguised as Hanzo
>>48766245Are there at least paper airplanes flying around? Tsuki is only the second best blue-hair in Naruto.
>>48766184Obfuscating information and letting your opponents underestimate you is just proper ninja tactics.Who knows if it's a better plan than canon's "Let's let them attack us so we can kick their asses and look real strong", but it would be silly to assume there isn't a plan of some kind.
>>48766276> inb4 it's hanzo with orange hair.
>>48766300>Let's let them attack us so we can kick their asses and look real strongThat strat worked well for the First Hokage, great idea!
>>48766321.....fug....Hazo Deva path so Yahiko may still be alive.
>>48766141>The only way I see him stepping down is if things go horrifically wrong during the exam. But that would break him, and I don't want to break the poor guy.Even if something horrifically bad doesn't happen right away, there's still thr fact that Minato invited known enemies of the Leaf into the village, and allowed them easy access to children, regardless of how superhuman said children may be.Even just Orochimaru's involvement with the Sound ninjas becoming public knowledge could ruin his reputation among the Leaf. That's not even going into his other questionable decisions, or things that could be interpreted as questionable (such as Itachi's connection to Shisui possibly looking like ties to Akatsuki).What I'm saying is Minato's reputation is in the middle of a delicate balancing act of his own design, and there are about half a dozen things that could cause him to start dropping balls.
>>48766355Nagato likes his irony. Hanzo would be the Human Path.
https://twitter.com/WargleQM/status/763671756955615232Training afterglow following part two of the chunin exams is a go, gents
>>48766340Hashirama was an /adult/ cheating OP bastard.We're only 12, we can't compete on that level yet.
>>48766428So Tsuki can become Quick Silver?
>>48766428Who needs speed when you can firebomb an entire arena
>>48766428WELP. gonna vote to upgrade THAT shit.
...We need an ultimate stellar release attack called "Climax"
>>48766448Unless we steal Sasuke's eyes and Naruto's blood assuming they're still the transmigrants we'll never be on Hashirama's level. In theory, we could train our asses of and become like the Third, a master of all. But that's not the Norihime Way!
>>48766428Yeah been there awhile. Be a bit before we get that though.
>>48766499our fight with Madara will be like Quicksilver vs Apocalypse...except you know...we wont get caught.
>>48766530Why would we fight Madara? He's dead. Also don't meta you faggots.
>>48766499Operation ROOT Revival could very well necessitate the stealing of eyes, though possibly from a different Uchiha.
>>48766428Note that we may lack the sensory capabilities to fully make use of it. Think pre-sharingan Kakashi using Chidori.
>>48766530Madara's flowchart:Is it strong?>YesCan I catch it? >>YesFuck it up with flashy taijutsu>>NoDrop meteors on it, it can't escape those>NoBurn it, it's not worth my time>It's Hashiramastrap on my dance sandals, I'm going in
>>48766585Poor guy can't even use raikiri anymore, just some purple chidori thing
Daily reminder... if you're not phoenix, you're wrong
>>48766674Rabbits are the canon choice anon
>>48766674I named my sensei for your stupid bird, I hope you're happy.
>>48766690Not just yet anon.
Time to bother an old man.Writing.
>>48766690>canonCanon is what we make it.
>>48766695Yes and she became an instant waifu, well at least someone we'll aim for anyway, especially after groping her ass and pantsing her during our test against her.
>>48766695Not the Phoenix fag, probably you graham I mean common now. But I did notice that! I have a thread of yours to catch up on. Probably do that tomarrow.>>48766690And im leaning towards bunnies as well. As cool as the directional beasts are I can't resist, sorry guys.
>>48766750Tsuki's face when Someone accidentally pantses her in front of the whole village and all the guests during the third part of the exam.
>>48766786But tomorrow there will be two of my quests to catch up on! I need a happy merchant Tsuki for being such a shill
>>48766786Bunnies are lame. Fire bird is the best.
>>48766826That was the day the move Stellar Holocaust was created
>>48766843>Bunnies are lameNo Hagoromo, go back to being a chakra ghost
>>48766580I'm positive there at least a few who will try something that warrants execution at some point in the nearish future. And considering that the Uchiha are Leaf's police force, we might have to handle matters personally to ensure justice is served and the village is protected. Taking their eyes will just be a bonus for our hard work and dedication.
>>48766826>Tsuki quits the exams out of embarrassment >Asks Danzo later if Itachi saw us
>>48766826They had better have little Norihime symbols on them. What even is the Norihime symbol?
>>48766580>>48766887What's with you both about stealing eyes?
>>48766914It's a pastime in this universe. I don't think Tsuki is going to need them though.
>>48766913Alternately, they have either little bunnies or phoenixes printed on them. Which one? That's for the thread to decide.
>>48766914It's because of the Danzo apologism in these threads.
>>48766913Have you not been paying attention in the threads?
>>48766946Yes, but I've had a lot on my plate recently, usually I'm better at retaining information.
>>48766913This. Or Just a white crown, if there is little room.
>>48766968Crown panties fit Tsuki better than they have any right to.
>>48766967That's fine, and I apologize for sounding pissy.
>>48766946A tripfag is an idiot, breaking news, stop the presses.
>>48766995Man we could turn Tsuki into Char so easily
>>48766995He's not an idiot. Just forgetful.
>>48766968>>48766984But she doesn't seem like the kind to wear black. Probably a shade of blue with white crowns.
>>48767006We are not getting teammates killed that quickly.
>>48767006Tsuki likes boys her age and older, anon.
>>48767021Who fucking cares? She's 12 stop being creepy.
>>48767021Man, you've really got a thing for blue, huh?Good.
>>48767028Would Nori be our Garma and Minato our Degwin?
>>48767106Hinata is GARma, Nori is Dozle, Minato I think would be Ramba Ral.
>>48767154But we betray Garma (Nori) for his father (Minato) taking our father (Danzo) out of power
>>48767154Ral is way too cool to be Minato.
>>48767173Just going by personality not what happens.
>>48767196Even then Minato would never be Ral, he would probably be Revil maybe Slegger if he was more whipped
So idea to mitigate how chakra intensive Stellar techniques are: chakra battery(s). Could base part of it on the chakra absorbing armor and have a few different sized charges/capacitors for different techniques. Bonus if it is an elegant accessory like a necklace or set of rings.
>>48767240And we could overcharge the batteries and turn them into explosives, if we ever need some.
>>48767240Are you reading my notes? Because chakra batteries are in there, are you the hacker known as 4chan?
>>48767240>>48767258The best bet so far is some way of using the flowers to convert blood into chakra. Then we could power all sorts of shit off of an easily aquirable renewable resource.
>>48767281Flower is going to bleed Tsuki dry.
>>48767281Tech > Being a lame pseudo vampire
>>48767281So this quest also now has some Yu Yu Hakusho in it?
You approach the large tent as casually as possible. You’d really like to meet this “living legend”, especially if he was friends with Danzo. As you grow closer to the entrance, a young woman with bluish-purple hair steps out of the tent.Her eyes are yellow, and she has a paper flower in her hair- she is not wearing a headband, either.If she’s surprised, her face doesn’t show it.“Where do you think you’re going, girl?” she says- it would sound condescending if her voice wasn’t so emotionless.“I, uh.. Wanted to meet the Salamander. He’s a living legend….. I didn’t mean to intrude.” you say, apologizing quickly. “Admirable. Unfortunately Lord Hanzo is resting- the trip was very hard on him, you understand. He isn’t taking visitors. Now, if you wouldn’t mind-” her voice is cut off from a command from within the tent.“Konan. Let the girl inside.” the voice is muffled and mechanical.“Are you sure?” the woman, Konan, asks.There is a sharp inhale. “Yes.”“Very well.” Konan steps aside, letting you inside the the tent.
>>48767326...did akatsuki and hanzo team up?
>>48767326If his eyes are obscured, Nagato is going full Aizen. And that's pretty awesome.
Sitting atop a wooden throne is an old man with long hair. His face is almost entirely covered with a large breathing mask, similar to the ones outside.The inside of the tent is dark- there aren’t any light sources. “What can I do for you, child?”You cannot quite make out his face- his voice is loud and somewhat garbled, presumably from the mask on his face.
What do you wish to ask Hanzo?>Write in
>>48767474>Danzo spoke highly of you. How do you two know eachother?
>>48767488I'll vote for this
>>48767474>I wanted to see the man who was able to beat all three of the sannin and here any advice he had to offer
>>48767474If I take off that mask, will you die?Fuck, if Nagato is involved, I don't want to bring up Danzo, but that's meta so...>>48767488This, but also bring up some of his exploits and ask if there's any wisdom he could share with you. Soul Rip get hype
>>48767474"Any tips for a hopefully soon to be Chunin?""Also I could help make that re breather of yours a bit more efficient and less clunky if you like. As thanks for humoring me here today."
>>48767519That rebreather was a gift from his father though....
>>48767519>>48767537Yeah, never insult gifts from people's parents.
>>48767457>Write inAside from simply wishing to lay eyes on the famed Salamander, A wise man told be to seek your advice and opinion. "Should a Shinobi be more loyal to the people of their village, their lives? or the Leader of that Village?""Danzo spoke very highly of you, he says your one of the few men in this world who maintain the most important trait there is: Determination".......................................When he asks who we are inform him politely and ask if he would like us to look into producing a more compact mask for him to use? We take great joy in our work after all.
>>48767537Was it? Well I probably don't want to make him upset or anything even though the offer was made with good intentions...We could offer to upgrade it. Same item just with some better respiratory functions. Maybe not.>>48767552Wasn't meant as an insult. Just didn't know.
>>48767554>all these people talking about making his rebreather smallerI think he likes that it adds to his image, and he doesn't like showing his scars.
>>48767457Tell him this might be your only chance to get knowledge from someone like him. Tell him Danzo is our sensei. Ask him why he seems ill, and offer him to make a new mask for him sometime before the chunin exams are over.
>>48767457Why are you here, you've been incredibly isolationist in the past, for decades. What does you being here, now, mean? What's changed?
WHATS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
>>48767554Nice one. This please.Although maybe just talk about face masks. Some ninja kid offering to make you shit to put on your face is suspicious as hell.
>>48767488>>48767554I'll go for a mix of these two- interpreted through Tsuki's manner of speaking.Writing.
>>48767642>I "saw" the light>He leans forward, revealing the Rinnegan>Thread ends>Next thread opens on Tsuki being experimented on by the Akatsuki, she's freed by Shisui at the end of that thread, who dies protecting her, and gives her his other eye to give to Itachi. >There's another rabbit dream or two in there>All these Danzo sympathizers give it to Danzo instead
>>48767699Whoa. That'd be kinda cool. Owe well, we can be chunin some other year.
>>48767326>wallpaperAre you posting from a toaster Wargle?
“What can I do for you, child?”“Lord Hanzo, my name is Tsuki Norihime. A man I respect greatly, Danzo Shimura, recommended I seek you out for your wisdom.” you explain respectfully.For a time, the Salamander is quiet.Finally, he speaks.“Ahh, Danzo. It has been some time. Very well, you may ask your question.”“Well, I was wondering how Danzo and you knew each other, but I suppose my actual question is this: When faced with the choice, should a shinobi act to protect their village, or remain absolutely loyal to their leader?” you ask, phrasing the question carefully.“Shinobi…” he begins, pausing in the middle of his response, “....must have faith. Faith in an ideal. That faith will make you strong, in a world of war, strife, and pain.”He... didn’t exactly answer your question.You start to raise an objection, when he speaks again.“The choice you face is irrelevant. No matter what path you choose, you must follow it and have faith in that choice. Loss of that faith….. Is death.”He’s… a rather depressing individual to speak to. You fidget slightly, before thanking the elder shinobi. You thought about offering him a new rebreather…. But something is urging you to leave.“Thank you for your wisdom, Lord Hanzo. I will let you rest.” “You may go, child.” the garbled voice says.You turn and leave the tent, not entirely sure of that interaction. As you do so, you see the woman Konan, standing next to the tent entrance. She’s looking at you quizzically, but says nothing.As you walk away from the Ame camp, you can see the Suna camp, along the “Sound” Shinobi camp. Again, you see the sound jonin, and as if on queue, he turns to look at you.That smile…… ugh.Thoroughly creeped out, you decide to head home. Once out of sight, you immediate break into the body flicker- It’s a weird feeling, not feeling safe in the place you grew up…..
>>48767743Or the next "Eternal Genin". Good cover if we are going to be ROOT 2.0. Who would suspect us, a privileged princess who saw what "real" shinobi" are like and dropped out to go into our fathers business for an easy life. But we kept training, protecting the Leaf from the shadows, using our wealth and an information network to adress threats before the village lost good people trying to deal with due to Minato's naive idealism. Basically Batman but with more child soldiering and murder.
>>48768040If shit gets real head back to the rain camp. Orochimaru knows not to fuck with Hanzo, and if Konan is guarding him she must be strong. He shit bricks when he saw the Ame Orphans in that game with the Akatsuki movie in it
>>48768040Well nothing of value was gained and we may our may not be on a watch list for coming here.10/10 great use of time boys.
>>48768056So basically Joseph Kony? Also known as African Batman.
>>48768103It WAS an interesting interaction however, and we may have made some early inroads with Amegakure.Most of what we got was however OOC.
>>48768103Its an inroad anon, Hanzo will be watching us now and he knows we know Danzo, we might be able to get some training from him for the exams
>>48768136Out if character for Hanzo maybe.
>>48768108>KonyI... you what?
>>48768136>>48768137Fair enough, but can we please skip to the exams. I wanna gets this show on the road
>>48768189Nah.We gotta have a vote on what we're gonna wear.Then we gotta do another vote 'cause anons are split between two options.Then do the vote again 'cause people are samefagging too much.
>>48768218Fur Coat master race reporting in
>>48768218your killing bro
>>48768056Damn I like the way you think anon.>>48768103Being heard by and to be in the thoughts of a man of his stature is good enough for me anon. Being under the eye of papa existentialism orochimaru is less that ideal but we all know it was probably gonna happen anyway.I'm pretty sure he's still scouting for bodies afterall. And not in the usual Friday night sense.
>>48768218Blue panties, with a white crown pattern>>48768164>Hides in the shadows>Personality cult>Child soldiers>Basically Batman>Some variation of dark skinThe version of Tsuki you described is Joseph Kony
>>48768275If only Tsuki knew beast summons through a fur coat.
As you return home, you pull aside Maru, and ask her to increase the security detail for tonight. She nods, but when you don’t offer an explanation, she calls out to you.“Tsuki-dono? What’s the matter?” she asks, her concern evident.“I don’t know, Maru. Something just feels… off. Keep it up until the exams are over, ok?” you answer.She bites her finger, as she often does when she’s nervous, but agrees.You trudge up to your bed- and while the night is young, you don’t wish to be anywhere but your own bed right now.One day before the exams- and everything has been flipped on it’s head.Lying in bed, you play with the egg.Maybe you should’ve seen your friends today? That would’ve made you happier…You’ll likely be too busy tomorrow to do much else other than prepare, but so be it.The exams are imminent.
>>48768306>Blue panties, with a white crown patternEven if it's never confirmed, this is canon.
She's like 12 you guys..
Y'all gonna hate me, but we're on page 9. Making another thread would just be disingenuous, so I'm gonna call it. Next thread will be the exams, or I might just off myself.Guess I'll just have to run again tomorrow :'DWe're getting this shit going, goddamn it.@WargleQM for keikakuPOST THREAD BECAUSE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ALREADY ARCHIVED THE THREAD
>>48768321>The exams are imminent.>"Ok Guys i'm going to bed. I'm leaving the country tomorrow, and then going on hiatus until February, but first i need to run some errands".
>>48768358The eleven year old protag of Future Naruto Quest's dick size is more talked about than Tsuki's panties, and those anons started before character creation was even finished.
>>48768370Wargle isn't me, anon.
>>48768358Dats when da gurls are at there most innacent
>>48768367Night Wargle. Thanks for running!And I archived the thread when the shitposting happened more than I thought it would.
>>48768367Thanks for running, Wargle. Get a good night rest.
>>48768370I'm not Laze, and it's totally my fault that we still aren't there. Hence why I'm running again tomorrow lol>>48768358If it makes you feel better she's almost 13 now
>>48768367Yeah i figured as much, you have a goodnight. what time are you running?>>48768390...Laze
>>48768393"Pay me a nickle..."
>>48768381That's because they want to put their dick in everything. Fucking retards. Can't wait until he's a teen.
>>48768381Ok, he had a little eleven year old prepubescent wiener. She has a little 12 year old muff and whatever undies Maru buys her. Discussions over.
>>48768411Will Tsuki have a grand party? Will there be cake?
>>48768367Thanks for running, Wargle. This continues to be the best quest around for the time being.What are the odds of Operation ROOT Revival becoming a thing? Between that and our moon-behelit, I'm actually really hoping for a morally-dubious protagonist in a quest for once. Especially when we're already being given some pretty good reasons for going down that path.
>>48768393Owe uncle Paul..
>>48768367Jesus Wargle, you really soldiered through it, but what a fluffly thread. Good thread though, hit the showers>>48768370I promise to only leave to get cigarettes for the three or five or whatever year timeskip between parts.
>>48768440You have no idea.
>>48768454Tell us a preview of it.Please.
>>48768446Dem little ninja are tellin Tall Tales. I didn't touch none of dem. She wasn't able to unstil her feet from da tree and I was just trying to pull her off
>>48768478Was she better than Ted, at least?Or Chip?
>>48768478I slipped when my ninja onesie's zipper malfunctioned
>>48768478Uncle Paul your not allowed around the genin anymore..
>>48768497She was a fiesty lital one, always talken bout da Root. So I gave her what she was askin for
For some terrible reason I'm so happy other people know about the good opie and Anthony days. I thought I was the only one.
>>48768521Still 56 years young?
>>48768445In my mind, the world of Naruto is much more interesting when it's morally dubious.These are essentially mercenaries trained from birth- which is generally how I approach things. I know that makes me potentially the "edgy" naruto quest, but it's my vision for it.
>>48768534What was your favorite bit from then?Mine is when Chip tried making an audition demo for the E!/Entertainment radio station.
>>4876853757 years young, I'm still hip to da jive. I know what kids like, they like me Ahah
>>48768542But Wargle, Konoha cannot be in the wrong morally. That is the Will of Fire. Leaf Ninja will actually defend this
What would Tsuki's bachelorette party be like? I'm imagining exotic buff dancers, loads of money every where, brawls, and waking up with a tattoo on her butt.
>>48768559I love the uncle paul stuff but this is my favorite, the idea of wrestlers doing a saturday morning conspiracy theory show is hystericalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot1K6hQSQIM
>>48768582I swear to god this was a thread in Shinigami Savant Quest except women instead of men because that's Darts' fetish. 3/10 thread at best, would not recommend
>>48768582Cursed mark tramp stamp after Orochimaru accidentally bites her butt when trying to bite his target and she gets in the wayToo both of their shame
>>48768626It wasn't? People die they drink shit happens
>>48768559Owe dang.. Almost anything with Jim doing characters. But I'll say Anthony's gay Dice impression had me laughing so hard it almost caused me to wreck my car and die.
>>48768542who do you main in SFV?or are you holding out for KOF14?
>>48768672I loved Jim's Valley Girl!DeNiro impression.
>>48768674I believe I said this in another thread- I'm really bad at fightans, actually. I played a lot of Soul Calibur and Tekken as a kid.
>>48768542I agree completely, which is why I'm really happy with the direction this has taken, especially with Tsuki. She's pretty clearly on the cusp of having her worldview changed pretty drastically, based on all she's seen in the past few months, and the tension at the exams is just feeding into that.The aside about how she feels unsafe un the village she grew up in, and how weird and wrong that feels, was particularly good. Tsuki has shown that she cares deeply for her friends and her community, in her own haughty, slightly out of touch way, so it's easy to see how this has affected her. She already keeps secrets from others so she can maintain the slim advantages she currently has, because right now, she has to be the one to warn the right people against whatever the Leaf's enemies might be planning. She's not strong enough to be the front line, and she lacks the training, resources, and evidence to sabotage their plans ahead of time. She can only react, and that's a feeling of powerlessness that Tsuki probably hasn't felt before; maybe when her mom died, but maybe not even then.But yeah. Tsuki is a really great protagonist, Wargle. I'm really looking forward to these next few threads, more for Tsuki's character development than even the combat.
>>48768542I like it Wargle. I mean I suppose it's a Japanese kids cartoon. But I was an American adult watching it, and I saw a really dark world that all these kids were being thrown into. Besides the feel good messages the whole setting was pretty damned 'edgy'. So I think your just being realistic, and it makes things more interesting. Like when our sensei self destructed, I was like.. Yea this is Naruto.
>>48768692Valley girl deniro?!Looking it up now.Show up to other quests so we can continue to make inappropriate opie and Anthony references in a Naruto quest.
Good news everyone, rolls permitting I have a way to brutally defeat all canon none leaf nin. The Leaf nin I have softer plans for...though I have savage ones just in case.
>>48768760Yeah. It's around March or April of 2014 (I think. Or 2013), when they're talking about Robert DeNiro's shitty interviews.
>>48768760If I think of something good I'll do uncle paul again
>>48768723>maybe when her mom died,Mom died in child birth
>>48768542Something people overlook is that before Naruto, the character, the world was a horrible nightmare. The very first mission Team 7 goes on is all about how being a shinobi sucks, being a civilian sucks more, and the world is hell. Haku's father killed his mother, he killed his father, then he lived as a starving orphan until a shinobi adopted him to use him as disposable bait. He then throws his life away for the one person in the whole world he loves, dies horribly, and then the person he was protecting gets betrayed by their boss and killed, negating the entire reason for them to fight and making their deaths pointless. That's the shinobi world. Nagato, the person who wants peace more than anything else in the world and has godlike unstoppable powers decided that the ONLY WAY to bring peace is to KILL EVERYONE, and hope the survivors are too low in number and too frightened to start any wars for a few decades.
>>48768776Do tell anon. I had some ideas of my own, but mostly inventions to replicate some genjutsu, like disorienting our opponents with painfully loud sound. While we have our masks mute that frequency that the device creates. And for the magic eyes in our own village, some sort of way to flashbomb them or diffuse chakra into our surroundings to be
>>48768790Oh yeah. Then ignore that bit of what I said.>>48768824This right here is the world I want to see more of in this quest. This is the world Tsuki was born to fix.
>>48768723>>48768732>>48768824I'm glad you guys like it. I do my best to write believable characters, do the setting some semblance of justice. The setting is filled to the brim with death, and I really feel like Kishimoto had something cool with it. But instead of taking the hunter x hunter route and subverting the shonen, he just let it go full shonen insanity and then ended everything with like 6 asspulls. I have no idea why I spend my free time trying to fix this man's story.
>>48768898Neither do I, but you should keep doing it.It's great.
>>48768940I couldn't agree more. Also, how is Hunter x Hunter? I know basically nothing about it, but I know there are little kids fighting, and one of them uses a fishing pole.
>TemariPretty much just a flash bang to open and launch forward with our Speed boost ability while even the crowd is blinded and stab her through her fan with Staller chakra boosted swords both nailing it shut so she cant use it and wounding her quite fucking bad. If we have a long fight it consists of using lightning in the begining forcing her to use wind which we then switch up with Fire and use that element of suprice to set her and her clothes alight and turning her fan red hot.In short destroy her fan and shred her before she summons>KonkaroMostly involves just forming a shadow clone and having it tangle with his puppet while we gut him. we can use our stellar release to vapourise hi puppet leaving no pieces to control.In the case of a long fight, we stellar charge our sword, cut the strings which will by us a few seconds only to get to him and cleave the nob in half.>GaaraFuck where do i beginIf we want to finish him fast...and I mean fucking fast and he don't know quite how fast we can go, we literally just form a shadow clone and speed under his defenses and cut him to bits with our Stellar swordsIf we wish to engage at range to force him into the sand ball with a bombardment of jutsu, once he is nice and still we super charge that vapoisation ball and neatly drop it on him, which will most likly turn his top half if not whol body to ashes.Thats the Sand Siblings
>>48768993It's a shonen anime/manga that enjoys subverting your expectations. Can and does get gory on occasions, and plays ball with darker themes.It's definitely still shonen, though.
>>48768898How do you feel about writefaggotry by other anons? I ask because Tsuki's probably going to have a lot to think about and a lot of unsettling dreams, rabbit related or otherwise. Having a chance to try and flesh out those dreams and uncomfortable thoughts could be fun to try out, especially if they aren't taking up the thread itself.
>>48769094I've had other people ask me a similar question- I'm perfectly fine with it. I'm glad people like the character enough for cameos or other writefaggotry. Feel free to pm me on twitter if you ever feel like you need more information, I'm happy to provide it.
>>48768898Hey we've all had those moments, reading a book or watching a show, where our imagination just takes hold and we fantasize how we believe the story should be going. But yea keep it up man, make what changes you need to so we can all have fun telling this story together.
>>48769211Will our opponents in the Second and Third stages of the Exams be only canon characters, or will there also be OC randos we can fight/encounter, too?
>>48768871Whoa got cut off~to be indestinquishable from the surrounding chakra, in the case of facing negi or Hinata.
>>48769248I generally try to avoid writing OCs, but there will be shinobi from the other villages about.
>>48769211Awesome. I'll probably take you up on that.
>>48769306Thank you.I just don't like it when there's supposed to be a large group of individuals about, and we only meet the ones met in canon.
>>48769326The biggest issue is making the hordes of OCs unique and memorable. You'll likely have the chance to engage these minor shinobi during the second phase
>>48769003I wonder how murdering all the sand siblings will do for village relations.