Your move, /tg/.
>>48719849>starting with O
>>48719849What fucking edition are you playing? Some beta-test shit? Everyone knows Crosses open and noughts can't take the center square on the first move.Christ, you haven't even declared your Word Goal yet. Try harder.
>>48719849Why didn't you start in a corner? trying to let us win?
>>48719874>>48719875The game is in quantum superposition: both of these are correct until you observe one
>>48719849A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>48719901"Read'em and weep boys!"
>>48719935"Good ol' Rock, nothing beats that!"
>>48720295"VICTORY IS MINE! I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!"
>>48720324INSUFFICENT PLAYING SPACE, EXPANDING THE BOARD
>>48720470There, Kinged your piece for you.I take a Gym for Team Instinct. It's out of town, so you have to drive for at least 2 hours to go get it back!
Now this is shitposting.
>>48720595>I'm a newfag
>>48719901That hand isn't even complete you cheating fuck
Black hole.There, I win.
>>48720662This isn't fucking Welters, schmuck.
>>48720726goddamn meme kids ruining this with their shit. This was hilarious until that
>>48720972>>48721086Problem has been dealt with. You can continue.
>>48721354I don't think you can have that many black holes on your hand anon...
>>48721384I've got more where that came from.
Hey kids! Whatcha playing?
>>48721504Not much, Its over for the other person anyway
>>48720595Someone hasn't been here very long...
>>48720595yeah fuck OC let's talk about how 3.5 e is shit again or how 5e is casualized trash
>>48721504WE ART NOW.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian
What are you tolkien about?
>>48719935This one cracked me up.
>mfw this thread
I upgrade my settlement to a city for 2 wheat and 3 ore
>>48723982I begin a 2 hour trek to claim the gym for Team Mystic.
>>48724039I'll join you. In two hours, we'll have a great gym.
>>48724529What am I looking at, here?
>>48724542Looks like a board wipe
Gotta have some Myrmidon spam for that sweet Optical Disruption Device.
>>48719915That's not the right robot.
>>48724667Alright guys, put your right hands on red!
>>48725729Hand has been placed on red. I think I've found your battleship as well, but it could be my imagination...
>>48725925I'll put my Go stone here to keep Red from building roads towards that black hole.
I think we've created a pretty decent /tg/-flag design.
>>48726063I like the current /tg/ flag though, besides Bill cipher and Team pokemon go don't have anything to do with /tg/
>>48726108forgive me for being new, but what's the current flag?It captures the spirit of this board perfectly: anything can be /tg/-related if some idiot considers a setting with pokemon or gravity falls
>>48726252I assume its the /tg/ team logo used for the 4cn cup.
>>48726303I have no idea what that is.But let's add it for good measure.
Put me in the screencap after this is over fampai.
>>48726728Luckily i can omit this. Thank you 4chanx.
>>48726010Using your Go Stone as the perfect pivot point i rotate the table! My side is your and yours is mine and maybe if you ask nicely and behave yourself you can come play competitive connect four with me on thursdays.
>>48727085Is nobody paying attention to that lower left slow burn? Christ it's like you chucklefucks don't even know how to play. It's clearly a Rhombus opening, just slam a little graveyard burn at it and you've snipped it in the bud.
>>48727145I'm leaving the room open for later turns so I have space to snort a line or two of cocaine.
>>48727085Wait hold on, I think I see something wrong with your sheet..Ooh wait nevermind, here you can have it back.
>>48727308Sorry I'm late guys. You don't mind if I bring a drink to the table, right?
>>48727179Cocaine lategame? Ehh, not a good choice for competitive. But it is fun, I'll admit. >>48727308>>48727551Oh god what this is just mean.
>>48727693Nigga, you gotta sacrifice two monsters to use that effect.
>>48727145Just tell everyone why don't you. Here have my social so you can shout that too. Dick.
>>48727308I bid my sides farewell.
>>48727308>>48727610God. DAMMIT. Terry, we've discussed this countless times.
>>48726252>>48726303>>48726638Right here.In Fortuna Confidimus, brothers.
>>48727551>>48727631>>48727650>>48729188>>48729197Would you guys calm down, you do this every single game night. Ooh hey, the pizza guy is here. I don't have any cash on me, you guys can spot the tip right?Fuck we really need to get a bigger table. I'll just set the box here for now I guess.
>>48729381Nope. Not snorting cocaine off of /that/ anymore.
>>48727308>>48727610>>48729381Bitch, I will cut you!
>>48727610K Y SYS
someone fucking screen cap this
>>48729498Yes! Haha! This will make a great meme on r/4chan! xD
>>48729562we did it leddit XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I begin by playing Mathematician, which allows me to put Wightprince into the graveyard.Wightprince's effect activates, and I play The Lady in Wight and Skull Servant into the graveyard along with it.I then use Wightprince's other effect to banish Wightprince, Lady in Wight and Skull Servant to special summon 1 King of the Skull Servants in face up attack position!I then play Burial from a Different Dimension to return those cards to the graveyard.Due to those 3 cards in the graveyard, King of the Skull Servants gains 3000 attack. It's your move.
Deploying my army.
someone archive this thread.
>>48729719Or, you could instead strive to be constantly creative and make every thread as good as this one instead of just grabbing someone else's success and substituting it for your own terminal laziness.
>>48729858>>48719874There's a whole other gameboard to play with, guys!
>>48732370Oh fuck this made me laugh
Holy shit. This thread is fucking glorious. I love you anons so much.
I will now be out flanking.
>>48733355Because Soontir Fel is a 9, he deploys last.
>>48733404Alright you fuckers asked for it
>>48732370Well played sir, well played.
>>48733449But, It's my birthday!
>>48733449I invoke Mortimer's shift on your wild draw 4, causing a derailment at Oxford Circus.Twinnings to Leicester Square.
>>48733660>fug, forgot pic
>>48733673IT DIDN'T TOUCH THE TABLE! IT DOESN'T COUNT!!
>>48733623I place my Bakugan.
>>48734031To which I play Fire Imp, causing me 3 damage.
>>48734121My Grenzer takes an ARO shot.
mfw this thread
>>48734210Pawn to left arm Check
>>48734403Damn it! How am I supposed to collect the Soulstone cache now?
>>48734403LET IT RIP
>>48734510Your Grenzer takes 2d6 Slashing damage.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)>>48734537
>>48735365Looks like it's enough to take the Grenzer out of commission. The Beyblade gains 8 XP, which it can spend on either:1. Arcane Awakening2. Quantum Teleportation Rifle3. Consciousness Upload
>>48735401Do I get to choose what sort of consciousness I get to upload to it?
>>48735439Yes, but you have to roll on the Eccentricity table to do so.
SOMEONE PLEASE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>48735449You'll need to roll a d50, and add the Bey's Stress mod, which I believe is 4 after killing the Grenzer.
We need to talk about parallel universes.
Oh, Australia's here.
>>48735563Forgot fucking image
>>48735623CRITICAL FUMBLE!The Bey's new consciousness is malevolent! Determine its Malevolence Class by rolling 2d6.
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)>>48735636Uh oh, this can't be good.
>>48735641MC 4The Bey's conciousness has been replaced by that of Talgor Na'Drall, the warlord of Gemini 5!
>>48729217That is nice looking, thanks!
I place my X here. That means I won right?We were playing knots and crosses, weren't we?
>>48735573Your move, /tg/.
>>48735805IT WAS ALL A RUSE
>>48735805It would seem that we've come full circle.
>>48735796>knotsFuck's sake. It's NOUGHT. As in, dreadnought.
>>48736425Suck it, star nerd.
>>48736534Gotcha! Wild FUHREST was caught!
>>48729701>wololo's the board>Team Mystic remains unchanged.Good job boyo. Now someone change it back to Instinct.
Yay, I found a matching set!
>this threadOUT OF CONTROL
>>48737770Ssssspawn more OVAH-LORDsssss...8^y
What the actual fuck.
>>48738053It's just a standard Legacy game with Nihilist bonus rules. Not sure what you're confused about.
>>48738352You had one job.
this is fucking golden
>>48738352the absolute madman
bump to keep god tier thread alive
>>48738352Well at least it works for one of them!
>>48739028A dragon obstructs the Pylon! It demands human sacrifice to pass peacefully.snackrifice?
>>48739235This image was being too racist! We need to be diversive and inclusive of peacefull refugess. How dare you assume they would be dangerous and wave your false flags.
>>48739381>And suddenly, /pol/ appears This thread truly embodies everything /tg/ has to offer.
>>48739381Friendly reminder that as the one who played the It's my birthday card, the more players that enter this game, the more 2 million I get.Check. Mate.
>>48739381You were warned.
>>48739493Ah, but the board ws split nine ways. You've only been receiving one ninth that. The rest is in quantum flux and needs to be Observed first, which is total RNG based.
>>48734510>tfw I modded my Seaborg to hold two weight disks
>>48739708I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE
>>48739708Just for the hack value
>>48739955Is that an ant?
>>48740796Isn't it obvious?
>>48740796The only winning move is to not play. So it really depends on if you participated or not.
>>48740765It's a glider.
>>48741692No, that's an ant
>>48742290What fucking sailboat?
>>48742290No, I'm pretty sure it's a glider.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life#Examples_of_patterns
>>48742763>not putting that on the boardcome on anon, you could have kept this goin
>>48741692>glider wraps around to the other side of the toroid worldGets me every time.
I'LL SURE POST LE SCREENCAPS ON LE R/4CHAN
>>48742851Upload a video of you paying the price or I'm going to give you a visit.
>>48742982Not on the board, doesn't count, or are you one of those filthy fucks that counts floor rolls?
>>48743500>that counts floor rollswhat?If I had any photoshop skills I'd put the hand and a gif of the black kid in the wheelchair from malcolm in the middle getting hit onto the board, but alas
>>48739955"Hold it! I am the sphinx guardian of this game-square! None may claim it unless they correctly answer my riddle:">I have over four dozen fingers in all>But by only twelve names are all of them called>My voice is a beauty, I truly am grand>But to coax it out well needs a skilled set of hands>What am I?>>48742855>we can't have fun, fun is for redditCome to think of it, I wonder if that mindset contributes to how utterly shit /v/ is compared to it being a bit less shit in the past. Everyone suddenly started thinking "enjoying things is /reddit/ only, therefore 4chan is for hate only" like the "anawnymoose iz lejun" idiots a long while back.
>>48743835Bloody hell, forgot the image.
>>48741692This is absolutely great.
>>48743892Yeah. Heard it before?
I summon four crabs! If I can fill all the blank spots, I'll win next turn!
>>48743864You didn't update the glider.
>>48743835 >>48743864An astrosphinx.
>>48744571Invoking loss.jpg shuffles the board state and destroys two boards.
>>48744968Shit, now I can't activate 5 crab combo victory transformation fusion.
>>48744968I retroactively remove the parents of the crabs from existence, turning them into TIME GHOSTS
>>48745407As the Sphinx's riddle was solved but her tile was never used, she issues another riddle.>I am the bone of my sword.>Steel is my body and fire is my blood.>I have created over a thousand blades.>I am unknown to Death, Nor known to Life.>I have withstood pain to create many weapons.>Yet, my hands will never hold anything.>So, pray tell, what am I?
>>48745521A meme, Jack.
>>48745521UNRIMITED BRADE WERKS
Oh dear Emperor this thread is still going. Good.I'm proud of you /tg/
>>48745521Some kind of lewd mollusk?
>>48745521Still an astrophinx.
>>48744968Simple, a forge.I put my Doom Marine into Attack Position and end my turn.
>>48744968>>48744571I was wondering when this would show up.
>>48745668>>48747151>>48747170Due to Time Dilation effect, Two Realities have been merged. Along with the formation of a Singularity only existing in the 4th dimension.
ITS MINE GIMME IT
>>48747675Out of my ten knights, my warlord had it will not die.
>>48747762>my warlord had it will not dieLet's change that
>>48747861I play Russian rooster, your spell cannot effect me unless you show me proofs that forgeworld/hearthstone is 40k legal.
>>48747907I summon my slavic mech, and place it in attack mode!
>>48747907I'm gonna use my homebrewed and perfectly legal Ronald Reagan card to counter your russian communist ungodly bullshit.USA!USA!USA!
>>48747978You have activated my trap card!
>>48748093Can't see your trap card over this incredible Yahtzee!
Get some paper towels!
Read em and weep
I play this in progress game of legacy tic tac toe with the bonus rules
>>48748392Judge! I think some of these plays were illegal!
Here, let me clean that up for you
I love these threads
I'll choose Peach as my main for this melee match.
You're probably wondering why I put a snail on the image. It's difficult to boil the reason down to one word. I already told you, my motives are...complex.
>>48750337This is why I love playing lizardmen.
A space time rift has opened, the TIME GHOST CRABS are attacking!
>>48750927No bringing back dead characters!JUDGE!!
>>48750983But can you beat Airman?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY&ab_channel=Lazarus_DS
>>48748550Sorry I'm late, I have a bag stuck on my head. I think it's glued on. No judge worth his salt would allow a deck of cards to have two Ace of Clubs!OVERRULED!>48750983Precedent set from Homestuck v. The World shows that Time Ghosts are non-characters and do not significantly add to the plot. I'll allow it, but god help those crab ghosts if they think they're going to be a significant part of the game.Also bringing back dead character is allowed, you must not know much about death.>>48751143Airman, thank you for being here but I got this.
>>4875116Oh shit sorry man for spilling my dice bag
"Not gonna lie, I think Calvinball was more fun than this."
"Yea you're right. Lets stop."
>>48751260>>48751268"Let's go outside."
Your move /tg/
I move my medic to this square and treat the disease before it can spread further
>>48751587I leave for two days, and some Mystic loser takes over my Gym? It doesn't matter if the last game was wiped out in some freak reality-break, that Gym is for Team Instinct!
>>48752459>instinct>holding a gym. Ever.HA!
Bumping this magnificent thread.
>>48743931I'm not the guy who posted but guessed it too. It's a really straightforward riddle.
I go fish then play 4 fives. Got any sevens?
Knight to G-52
I'm so good at backgammon, that knight and pokemon team are going to have a tough time getting out of there. Furthermore, I double.
>>48756201"Ichor", 9 points.
>>48756995Is that a bingo?
>>48757075I don't think so, but>>48756755might be.
>>48757075>>48757101Might as well try, let the judge decideBINGO!!!
I promote the medic to a bishop and move to G-52, claiming the bingo for red
>>48757544>>48757183sorry to rain on your parade but I started bearing off, hitting the bishop and ruining your bingo
I equip a weapon (also cleaned up)
I land on Free Parking and collect the jackpot as per house rule
Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d9)rolling for bingo
>>48758017That's Numberwang! Let's rotate the board!
I finally have an opening
>>48758965Damn it, Tetris! We're running out of room, fast!
Image limit is still 150, right? I know that bump limit was upped from 300 to 350 a few months ago.
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO LET ME PLAY
>48759142Thank you for a perfect ending... Now we need to somehow screen cap this monstrosity
>>48759057I kind of wish we got /v/'s 500/300 limit, but alas, we're far too slow.>>48759142Dammit, little brothers always ruin stuff. Nice image limit.
>>48759142Little jackoff, I was going to claim all those fives for a final glorious bingo.
>>48759169why? it's archived
>>48759169http://archived.moe/tg/thread/48719849/Tic-tac-toe threads are better in archives than screencaps, since they're so image-heavy.If we exclude rotate the board, I suppose someone could animate a slideshow of posts with semi-expanded images - a few of them are really big (3.4k square starts in >>48735805), so full size is ludicrous.
>>48759263It's also on sup/tg/>new version of archive.foolz with all 60+ boardsholy shit. That won't last very long.
Is this still going?Can't believe it!
>>48760200It ended. It ended beautifully.
>>48760200It's pretty much over. We've hit image cap.
>>48760237>>48760244I mean, I'm surprised the thread is even alive
I'd like to play, can someone post the rules in .pdf?
>>48760411It's pretty easy to understand if you watch a couple of games more.
>>48760411It's just Tic-tac-toe.
>>48760411It's just shitposting, anon.
>>48760411This is the only rule we can tell you
>>48760411No, this is the last game ever.
>>48760757this. I'm sorry >>48760411.