Shinobi Quest #27This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime interacted with with her new prize, and had some odd dreams. Upon waking, her and team departed the Land of Wind, bidding farewell to Lemeza and picking up so souvenirs on the way home. After distributing gifts upon returning home, Tsuki decided to confer with Danzo regarding the events of her trip. This, however, caused a bit of internal conflict- just how much did Danzo need to know?
(Last Post)You decide it’s probably a better idea to give the flower to Danzo. What would the Yamanakas think if you brought this deadly thing into their shop, anyway?You head back down to Danzo’s room, and knock again.“Back so soon, Tsuki-dono? Please come in.” he says.As you do, you produce the container. “I brought some more things back, as I said. I decided it would be best to discuss these things with you before anyone else.” you report.“You honor me, Tsuki-dono. Come, let us head into the facility. We’ll spend as much time as you need.” He rises, producing the key from around his neck.You ride the elevator down in silence.As the lights from the facility flicker to life, you realize just how much you’re going to need to go over- the plant, the egg, Lemeza, the ruins, Akatsuki, Shisui and Kisame, the joint exams….Or do you…? Just how much does Danzo need to know…..?
YES shinobi quest time!
>>48698389He has arrived!
>>48698413>Or do you…? Just how much does Danzo need to know…..?That is a good question...
Destroy the damn flower!
>>48698413Everything but Kaguya, we can ask if he's ever heard the name though
>>48698413Let's omit the egg. That one is going to stay with us.
>>48698413hmmm...everything.let's go with everything. Best dad 4 life.Yup, final answer.
You need to determine just how much of the story you wish to tell Danzo.Most of it is innocuous, but certain aspects might be concerning for the old man. It doesn’t feel right to lie to him, but you don’t want him to worry, either….1. Tell the entire story.2. Omit the Akatsuki.3. Omit the Rabbits and the Egg4. Omit 2 & 35. Something else (What?)
>>48698413Our loyal retainer should probably be made to know everythinghe can't help us make informed decisions if we hide things from him
>>48698503>3. Omit the Rabbits and the Egg
>>48698413>>48698413Tell him about everything bar the Egg. That's our little secret
>>48698503>3. Omit the Rabbits and the EggThis one is our little secret.
>>48698503>1. Tell the entire story.
>>48698503>3. Omit the Rabbits and the Egg>5. Say that something happened with the egg, but you just aren't comfortable talking about it yet...not until you get some things figured out.
>>48698488>>48698471what's the worst that could happen in telling him? Worst case scenario he knows and warns us, best case we have a personal attendant researching into it
>>48698503>1. tell the whole story
>>48698503>>48698529I'm just assuming he'll know about the egg regardless from Itachi's reports (which he's totally sneaking looks at somehow). So yeah, this.
>>48698529Nice, this one.
>15 posters in less than 10 minswhew now
>>48698529this I guess
Sounds like we're omitting the dream, but not the egg itself. Interesting.Writing.
>>48698503>5. Something else (What?)Omit 3 and mention the Akatsuki but don't mention who they are. Or the fact you know who they are.
>>486986854 people is not a majorityomit dream and bunnies
>>48698697>Or the fact you know who they are.Have you been reading the Quest, dumbass?>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/48067048/#p48071043
>>48698685Omit both. Only a few people agreed to that write in.
>>48698685Actually I think the majority is Omitting 3 in its entirety for which I count nine votes for.
>>48698754>>48698729>>48698697See, this is why I wait. Not everybody alters the vote- so I'll just throw another up. The difference is less than you might think.1. Omit both the egg and the dreams2. Just omit the dream
Points made about the miscount. Anyone have ideas for pre-chunin exam training? Stellar needs a huge boost considering it's the shock-and-awe factor we've been planning to bring to the exams
>>48698799>1. Omit both the egg and the dreams
>>48698799>2. Just omit the dream
>>48698814Probably hard in the paint for Stellar yeah.Otherwise general improvement?
>>48698814poker to practice deception and mind games and maybe covert intel gatheringsome more Stellar
>>48698799>1. Omit both the egg and the dreams>My sensei will never be as great as Ebisu
>>48698841Intelligence and speed. Maybe spend time to invent a new weapon or improve our existing ones?
>>48698799>1. Omit both the egg and the dreams>>48698814>>48698841Learning new jutsus, hand signs, and stamina in that order of importance
>>48698814One thing Wargle worried me about is helping Nori, she needs to pass the first part of the exam. Other than that, Tai tai tai. Tai and our physical stats need to be shored up considerably or we'll be fucked.
>>48698814 puppets joking aside, stellar and stamina/speed/swords are needed
>>48698799>1. Omit both the egg and the dreamsWe trust danzo, but this is private.
But won't Danzo find out about the egg anyways?
Anyone got the stats on hand?
>>48698904We're wearing the damn thing, so yeah
>>48698887>puppets>not phasingAshamed, Anon.But other than that, I agree.
>>48698912It's in the pastebin link, Anon.
>>48698904Danzo can make his own damn omelette
>>48698912>what is a pastebin?
>>48698879This build up the physical. The main reason Tsuki doesn't like CQC is because she views it as in-elegant. So we need to find a CQC style that is elegant.>>48698904If he does and asks about it we just say its just something we picked up when we got souvenirs.
>>48698879Just bribe the teachers with money and use Tsuki's charms.
>>48698814Stellar and that stats that support it (ninjitsu, stamina and hand signs?)
Writing again.and yes, you're still wearing it.
>>48698941Won't Judo fit in with Tsuki's personality? Besides, we need to work on how to use the fan and sword together.
You absentmindedly play with the Egg as it dangles from your neck. He doesn’t need to know about a bauble, right?You decide not to mention the dreams either- they’re just dreams, after all. This isn’t the first strange dream you’ve had, and that last one certainly didn’t lead to anything. Yet.You sit down in one of the comfy chairs Danzo moved down here after your first few sessions- for all his training, the old man still enjoys his conversation.He reappears a short time later, with two cups of his strong herbal blend.“For your health and memory, Tsuki-dono.” he offers.“Much obliged, Danzo.” you respond, taking a cup. You’ve grown a bit more accustomed to it, even if you still prefer Maru’s. He only has your best interest at heart, after all.Once you’ve swallowed a mouthful of the bitter drink, Danzo takes a seat, and takes a sip of his own.You inhale deeply- this is quite the tale. You start from the beginning, sparing no detail for most of the story.Danzo’s face is an impassive mask- you’re usually pretty good at reading him, but this time is different. Things that you figured would elicit emotion cause no cracks in his facade.The offer of the joint exams, the flowers, the strange wooden men, and even the reveal of Shisui as Kisame’s partner are nothing before Danzo’s stoicism. You exhale. You’ve purposely left out the collection of the egg or the dreams associated with it.
>>48699077>This isn’t the first strange dream you’ve hadanything ...scandalous?
>>48698927>>48698932sure, but that would mean I have to combat my chronic laziness.Oh well, Ctrl+c &v later, Tsuki Norihime Ninjutsu 3.5 Taijutsu 2.0 Genjutsu 2.5Intelligence 3.5 (+0.5 from Norihime Genius)Strength 1.5 Speed 2.5Stamina 2.5Hand seals 3.0Total: 21Stellar Release Mastery Level: 2.5/5 Personally, it looks like stellar, stamina, speed, and taijutsu need some ups. We don't really use strength anyway, leave that to the peasants.Also, we really need to learn more jutsu. We don't even know basic stuff, even water walking yet....
>>48699096We need at least 2.5 in strength I'd say for a solid base.
>>48699096out of our team (Nori and Hinata, not Itachi for obvi reasons) we're:Best: Ninjutsu (+1), Intelligence (+1), Hand Seals (.5), and Genjutsu(+1.5??)Worst: TaijutsuTied: (for worst) strength, speed, and stamina with Hinataannnnd pretty small variety of available ninjutsu to use, despite the score. Discuss away
Danzo takes another drink of his tea. “Quite the tale indeed. A troubling one, as well.”Danzo stands, and goes over to his bookshelf. He pulls forth something you recognize- a bingo book. He sets it on the table, pulls out another volume. It’s cover is entirely black, and is emblazoned with a simple, golden symbol. He opens the book, and flips through several pages, before stopping.Walking over, he turns the book over to show you. Upon the page is Shisui Uchiha- younger, and with both eyes.“You are certain this is the man you saw?” he says, his voice still even.1. Yes, no mistaking it.2. Now that you mention it… maybe it wasn’t him? (Lie)
>>48699226>1. Yes, no mistaking it.
>>48699200Indeed, although A martial art like Aikido which uses your opponents strength wouldn't be amiss.
>>48699226>1. Yes, no mistaking it.What happened between you two?
>>486992261. Yep that's him, officer
>>48699268And that is?
>>48699284>>48699268about to ask the same thing
Confirming his identity.Writing.
>>48699284>AikidoI assume a deadly-er form of aikido though regular aikido will do just fine.
>>48699096I'm with you.
>>48699284>>48699294Never mind. Guess it was just for Geese.>>48699321My fanboy showin?
>>48699226I thought that fucking pic was spoiler text and instinctively tried to scroll over it>1. Yes, no mistaking it.
>>48699221I'd say we have quite a few ninjutsu, though your partially right. We also aren't able to use the majority of our Justu very effectively because we haven't shown stellar.
inb4 he reveals to us that shisui is a plant
I want this for Tsuki moon princess attire
>>48699349Not him but we do need more jutsu, we can have our shadow clone help us cut down on the learning time though. We should get a lightning jutsu or two and shadow shuriken
>>48699387W A T E R ALKING
>>48699349Without stellar we have:Transformation JutsuBody Replacement JutsuClone JustuShadow Clone JutsuFire Dragon BulletGreat Fireball TechniquePhoenix Flower TechniqueBlast Wave Technique
>>48699414Water walking is a meme jutsu
“Yes, that was him. Older, and with a nasty scar over his right eye- but that was definitely him.” you say, staring at the picture of the younger Shisui. He looks almost happy, in this photo.Danzo sighs.“I was hoping it wasn’t the case- but with what you’ve told me, it seems his betrayal is complete. First he abandons us- then insults us further by going rogue.” Book in hand, the older shinobi goes over to the desk, producing what looks to be a stamper with a wooden handle. He lingers on the page, before stamping the photo of Shisui with red ink. You can only just make out what it says-“Enemy”He shuts the book, and slides it back into the bookshelf.After a moment, he returns to his chair. “Tsuki-dono. I believe I’m going to take you to see an old friend of mine soon. We’ve had our differences in the past- but his influence is probably the only thing I can rely upon now.”Danzo seems… distant.
>>48699459That's what they all say until you realize Tsuki never learned how to swim
>>48699492Of course not anon, she had servants to do that for her
>>48699373why not just adult Tsuki attire in general?
>>48699513>>48699482>YFW IT'S SUMMON TIME>WATS DANZO'S CONTRACT ANIMAL>WARGLE PLS
>>48699545It's not a summon, I don't think.Plus Danzo's summon is Baku.
>>48699373You realize the female version is a wedding dress right? says it right there in the games description.
>>48699566Baku wouldn't be half bad for a summon
>>48699565>Tsuki your going to need to get strong fastIm hard just thinking about it
Before you can ask any questions, he continues.“Shisui is powerful. His eyes are special, even for the Uchiha. I won’t let those traitors put you or your friends in danger- you’re all too important to our future.”He sees the inquisitive look on your face, and indulges you.“We’re going to see the Third. Hiruzen Sarutobi.”Why would he want to take you to see the third? Right now?1. Go along with it.2. Try to put it off.3. Try to dissuade him.
>>48699596I don't get it.>>48699565>>48699601Most likely this. And I'd be excited too.
>>48699666>1. Go along with it.>dose sixes
>>48699666>1. Go along with it.get his autograph
>>48699666>1. Go along with it.Hi satan
>>48699666>1. Go along with it.
>>486996661. Go along with it.Fuck yes.
>>48699643Tsuki with her fan edit of this when?
>>486996661. Go along with it.
>>48699666>1. Go along with satan.
>>48699666>1. Go along with it
>>48699622> a gaseous tapir
>>48699666>Checked for Hiruzen beings satan 1. Go along with it.
>>48699666>1. Go along with itSatan demands it
>>48699666>1. Go along with it.Let's get weird!
>>48699708he not only blows, he sucks.he can pierce susanoo
>>48699694pshhh...nothin personnel, kid *unzips scissors*
Time to visit the third, as the devil himself demands. Writing.
>>48699643basically what afterglow will be
>>48699836That's a shop right?
You trust Danzo- and besides, what Konoha shinobi wouldn’t want to meet the Third? Hiruzen Sarutobi is a living legend- “The God of Shinobi”.“Sure. We’re going now?” you question.“After we finish our tea.” Danzo says, taking a sip.“Of course.” you say, taking a corresponding sip. People of distinction always take time to finish their tea.----------------------------------------------------------------------The night air is warm, and the streets of Konoha are bustling. With the exams being a little over a month away, everyone is preparing. You can only imagine how much busier it will be once the Hokage makes his announcement regarding the joint exams.The Sarutobi Clan residence is not a sprawling affair, like the Hyuuga or the Uchiha, and isn’t even a single structure- it’s closer to a series of buildings on the same street. As you walk toward it, you see a man outside smoking. Danzo, who up until this point has been mostly silent, avoiding the passing stares of onlookers, speaks up as you approach.“Asuma! It certainly has been a while. Is your father around?” he says- somewhat cheerfully. It doesn’t sound entire genuine to your ears, though.The man opens his eyes, but doesn’t stop smoking, or leaning on the wall he’s occupying.“Danzo, huh? I’ll be damned. I thought they kept criminals like you locked up at night?” he says rather flatly.Danzo, to his credit, doesn’t take the bait. “As feisty as ever. Hiruzen’s Will of Fire burns brightly in you, doesn’t it? Regardless, I’m here to visit your father, not to debate politics. Is here around?”“Upstairs.” Asuma says. He doesn’t move to open the door, nor offer to guide you.
>>48700196Rude.You sexy beast.
>>48700196Greet the sensei.
>>48700196>Tsuki interrupt. "Oh, but the Sarutobi clan compound is so inspired in its design! Asuma, yes? Would you please deign to show us the way?"
>>48700196I miss Asuma. I miss Hiruzen as well. Fuck, the older Sarutobi's were based.
>>48700253>>48700303Not sure it will work. A lot of people think Tsuki is a puppet for Danzo.
>>48700318more like his adopted daughter
Ebisu never told you what happened to your motherHe told me enough Danzo, he told me you killed herNo, I am your mother!
>>48700196Rude, show him our ire. SCOFF at him!
You feel like commenting on how rude the man is- but he’s a jonin, and the Third’s son, no less. That’s something Nori would do. The enmity between the men is troubling- and likely related to Danzo’s expulsion by the Fourth. He did say he was old friends with the Third, though. Interesting.Together you climb the stairs on the outside of the building, which leads to a door on the second level. Danzo knocks, and an older man with white hair answers. You’re somewhat surprised- you were expecting the Third to be a bit more like Danzo. In contrast, Hiruzen Sarutobi is balding and white headed, and covered in signs of age.“Ah, Danzo. Certainly not someone I was expecting a late night visit from- and who’s that with you? Yoru’s young daughter? Well, come in, then.” His greeting is not unfriendly, though he did smile when he saw you.You enter- and see not living quarters, but a small dojo. Inside, a young boy sits, reading a book.“Konohamaru. I have some surprise guests, so I’ll need to cut tonight’s lesson a bit short, ok?” he says kindly to the young boy.“Guests, huh? Well, alright- I was getting tired of studying anyway. I’ll come back after classes tomorrow, ok Grandpa?” the young boy says, rising. “Yes, that will be fine. You’re going to wear this old man out, you know!” he says with a chuckle.The two embrace, with Konohamaru leaving shortly after. He greets the two of you respectfully, then exits the building.“Well, take a seat then. I’m sure you have some reason to come see me this late?” the Third says, rather dispassionately, gesturing to two empty chairs.“Your grandson seems to be doing well, Hiruzen. You must be proud.” Danzo says, changing the subject.Hiruzen smiles. “Yes, he’ll be a fine Shinobi, as his parents are. I’m glad I’ve been able to watch him grow.”
He sighs, and turns to you.“Sorry, I’ve forgotten myself. I am Hiruzen Sarutobi. Proud father, grandfather, and for those that remember, the Third Hokage. You are Yoru Norihime’s young daughter, correct?”1. Answer earnestly2. Answer haughtily 3. Be a bit starstruck
>>48700619>1. Answer earnestly>3. Be a bit starstruck
>>48700619>3. Be a bit starstruck
>>48700619>1. Answer earnestly
>>48700619>1. Answer earnestlywith a bit of>3. Be a bit starstruck
>Roll not to Squee!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>48700720
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>48700720
>>48700746not squeeeing, successful.
>>48700619>>1. Answer earnestly>>3. Be a bit starstruckAwesome old man meet shady but awesome old man. And Tsuki
“Ah- yes! I’m Tsuki Norihime, Lord Third.” you say, bowing respectfully.The old man laughs.“Enough of that, Tsuki-chan. You’re going to embarrass an old man. From your attire, you are a genin, correct? Planning on entering the upcoming exams?”“Yes! Nori and Hinata and I will take on all challengers- and become chunin, to better serve Konoha!” you exclaim. “Ah, Minato and Hiashi’s daughters, along with you? That’s quite the combination- I’ll be rooting for you all.” He says with a smile and a wink.“Not to interrupt, Hiruzen.” Danzo says, clearing his throat. “But the reason we came is somewhat related- her team is currently being led by Itachi Uchiha.”Hiruzen frowns.“I can see why you might object, Danzo. But as I’ve told you several times, the Second’s ire was misplaced. Your grudge against them-”“Is entirely well-founded. Shisui Uchiha has been discovered among the ranks of the Akatsuki.” Danzo reveals.The Third’s eyes go wide. “Shisui? You’re sure?” “Tsuki confirmed it. Itachi’s reports to the Fourth will likely reflect as much- they encountered him and his partner on their latest mission.” Danzo explains.“Danzo, if this is true, you know who is truly at fault here.” the Third says pointedly.“His actions after he left Konoha are his own.” Danzo rebuts.The legendary ninja stands, and begins to pace around the room.“Minato will take care of it. Why come to me about this? I’m not Hokage any longer.” Hiruzen says.“I didn’t come to ask for you to deal with the Akatsuki. I want Itachi Uchiha to be replaced as Tsuki’s instructor- and you’re the only one who can make that happen.” Danzo utters.
>>48701057"You don't get to make that call Danzo."
>>48701057Oh god, NO.DANZO-SENSEI, PLS.
>>48701057FUCK YOU DANZO!!!
>>48701057"Fuck you, Old Man. That ain't your call."
>>48701057Ah Jee Wilikers. But okay! I'm not happy to break up the team, but it's not like we won't still go on missions together. I wonder who they would have in mind to instruct us instead? I wouldn't mind learning from sarutobi or a sannin
>>48701057U WOT M8 I'LL BASH YER FOOKIN 'EAD IN
>>48701104Ain't Danzo's call.
No Danzo dono, Itachi is one of the good Uchihas!
>>48701057As much as I object to being separated from Itachi, the Second Hokage made some pretty valid points.
>>48701152You know the Uchiha are the ones who were planning a coup and released the Nine-Tails on the village right?
This is news to you- and certainly not good news, either.Your shock is somewhat relegated to the background as Danzo continues.“I know how the Uchiha are. Now that he’s played his hand, it simply is not safe for any of them to remain in Itachi’s care. I would go to Minato directly, but I doubt they’d even let me inside the building, much less honor the request.” he says.“However, Minato will listen to you. Your word is respected- and it carries as much, if not more, than his. If you ask on my behalf, they will listen.” he finishes.Hiruzen looks to you, then back to Danzo.His face is grim.“You talk to her about this, Danzo? I can have it done- but I won’t do it unless she agrees. She is a shinobi, after all, and the choice should be hers.”Danzo turns to you.“Ah, Tsuki-dono. I should’ve mentioned it before, I apologize. I just want you and your friends to be safe- you are too important to become embroiled in the Uchiha’s feuding. I know you like your sensei- but between Hiruzen and I, we can find you another, just as skilled.”Honestly, you’re so flabbergasted that it’s still difficult to form words. You…1. Rebuke the idea outright.2. Politely decline.3. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.4. Try to talk Danzo down.5. Accept.
>>48701214>1. Rebuke the idea outright.
>>48701214>2. Politely decline.>reeee internally
>>48701199Yep. You do know that was thanks to Zetsu right?
>>48701214>1. Rebuke the idea outright.For once loosing our ladylike composure is okay
>>48701214>3. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.Not getting more than opinion is bad Danzo.
>>48701214>2. Politely decline.Never trust Danzo.
>>48701214>1. Rebuke the idea outright.>2. Politely decline.
>>48701214>3. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.>4. Try to talk Danzo down.Defend Itachi sensei. Hes has protected us and the team well. Also, all three princesses trust him.
>>48701214>>1. Rebuke the idea outright.
>>48701214>3. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.>Ask Danzo who he plans to take overIts better to have an overview of the situation before we make a decision
>>48701250Anon, he seems to care for Tsuki and just wants the best for her. This is hardly a betrayal.
>>48701233And that makes all the things the Uchiha did okay? Zetsu didn't plan out everything.
>>487012143. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.4. Try to talk Danzo down.
>>48701264I stand by my statement. The day I believe Danzo is a good guy is the day he die protecting Tsuki. I don't trust the bastard one bit.
>>487012143. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.4. Try to talk Danzo down I want Danzo to verbally smack us down like the impudent child we are
>>48701214>2. Politely decline.>6. Try ro gain more information.
>>48701214>4. Try to talk Danzo down.you are overreacting. and wouldn't keeping as my sensei allow us to keep better tabs on him anyway?
>>48701214>4. Try to talk Danzo down.He is still our valued sensei and confident. Don't outright reject him but show him that he is truely worrying too much for his surrogate daughter.
>>487012143. Ask Hiruzen his opinion.But honestly>2. Politely decline>4. Try to talk Danzo down.."Danzo being perfectly honest I need to be there to protect HIM and keep him from doing something reckless like he almost did in the ruins.""Keep teaching me to be stronger so I can handle bad situations like you are envisioning. I can't shy away from this."
>>48701268Yes that's exactly what Zetsu did.
>>48701337Kek. I like this.I can imagine tsuki blushing a little as she recounts how itachi listens to her.
>>48701214>1. No. Absolutely, positively, not. I've seen Itachi-sensei before, and I can say with absolute conviction that he does not, in any way, approve of the path this Shisui person has taken. I refuse to let the paranoia of old men foil the honest efforts of a truly loyal ninja of Konoha. And that's that. End of discussion.
>>48701214Seconding>>48701337The second line, mainly.
>>48701372Blushing and figiting?
>>48701214>I'd rather not have to break in a new sensei, I've got Itachi well trained as the squads bag carrier.
>>48701408That's not what he means. He's worried we'd get caught in the crossfire between Itachi and Shisui.Which is valid and we will get caught, but we can handle it.
>>48701454It's totally what he means.
>>48701445Who would Minato gives us? Who would Danzo give us? Who would Hiruzen give us?
>>48701454No it isn't. He's worried that Shisui will bring Itachi over to the 'dark' side.
>>48701445>>48701337This. We have a trained Uhiha
2, 3 and 4 Leading.Writing.
Trust but Verify
“Lord Third, may I ask for your opinion on the matter?” you ask. Danzo raises an eyebrow, but says nothing.“Well, Danzo is simply concerned over your safety. While most of our Uchiha members are perfectly loyal, there have been cases when one will defect. They often are resentful, and may target other members of their family, particularly members of their own family. Their love can turn into bitter hatred. The Second, who taught both Danzo and myself, often espoused the belief that the Uchiha were dangerous because of this, and called these emotions “The Curse of Hatred”. The sharingan they wield are usually activated by powerful negative emotion.” Hiruzen explains.“The choice is yours, Tsuki. I do not believe in breaking up a bonded Sensei and Student pair unless it is truly necessary- and the bond between Shisui and Itachi may be a legitimate concern. It is likely that Shisui may single him out- and put you all at risk as a result.” he finishes.
>>48701585We know about the Sannin, right? Let's say that if he wants to replace Itachi we need a Sannin or better. Of which there are probably less than ten, one of whom isn't a ninja, and one of whom Hanzo, who's basically Mr. Burns from the Casino episode at this point.
Honestly taking Itachi's princesses away from him like this would make him *more* likely to go dark side.
You turn to Danzo. “You know he is perfectly loyal to Konoha, don’t you? He would never willingly put us in danger. In fact, like I told you before, he specifically avoided Shisui as to not put us in danger.” you say.“I am not doubting his loyalty, Tsuki. As Hiruzen said, it’s a matter of safety. He will target Itachi, of that I have no doubt- and he may even target you, once he finds out more about you. You’d be an effective lure- and he might just to do it to get back at me.” he says, grimacing.“I refuse to have you suffer for my actions. They were mine and mine alone.” he says with a tone of finality. You try to think of a way to persuade him. He’s resolute about this- he wants to protect you.
>>48701585I'd like to hear danzo's choice if he could choose, but generally I still wanna keep itachi.
Just ask Danzo to teach how to counteract the sharingan
>>48701683>He drugs us and replaces our drills with ones made of wood style, with sharingan embedded on the inside
>>48701659>That's all it ever is, Danzo. The current generation suffering for the mistakes of the previous ones. If our predecessors were capable of taking on the blame for their actions so easily, of solving their regret with a quick bit of martyrdom, there would be no need to pursue peace. All it ever is is grudges. What's done is done, it's on Shisui to let go of it or die trying to get payback.
>>48701700>>48701701I meant like trick or techniques like Gai's "watch their feet"he must a have a couple tricks that don't involve surgery. chill fags
>>48701659Damn our moeity!
If we get to training this thread we NEED to focus on speed and Afterglow. That's shit's ridiculous! It already puts us on part one Lee/Sasuke level, and a buff for either side will easily put us on Itachi/Kakashi level, which is FUCKING FAST, as a goddamn genin! We'll be able to take people out before the fucking light from their goddamn eyes reaches their motherfuckin' brains! For an attack we should focus on kenjutu, we can use our frankly disgusting speed plus lightning channeling to chop chumps into chunks. After that anything else is gravy.
>>48701738Yeah Afterglow is pretty damn good.
>>48701738>Puts us on Lee's levelReally? Really?! Maybe with his weights on.
You pretend to give it thought- although you aren’t going to agree to this at all. “Who would you even replace him with? There aren’t many shinobi on his level, you know.” you pout.Danzo and Hiruzen exchange glances.“There are few around. Two of the Sannin, for instance-” Danzo begins.“No, I refuse to be taught by that pervert, Jiraiya.” you state flatly.Hiruzen laughs.“Well, there’s still Tsunade. She isn’t one for responsibility, but if I asked her she’d come back. We’d need to search for her- but it shouldn’t be too difficult. She leaves a rather large “paper trail” so to speak.” The Third says, chuckling.You hadn’t considered Tsunade- although you’re still pretty sure that you don’t want to lose Itachi-sensei.
>>48701707I like this. Mind if I add to it?>Getting a new sensei won't matter much if Shisui's serious about striking at Itachi. Former students are as likely to wind up on the chopping block as current ones.>This isn't a situation where I need to avoid conflict. >This is a situation where I need to get stronger so I can handle it.
>>48701738More like dart through Gaara's sand field and slice him to ribbons before emerging from the other side sheathing our blades
I humbly nominate this for Tsuki's themeit fits her modest and humble characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
>>48701775Eh, I'd prefer to just turn his sand into glass.
>>48701760I wonder if the Norihime clan owns some banks? I hope so, the idea of Tsunade owing money to Tsuki over loans to cover her gambling debts amuses me.
>>48701760I mean.. it's Tsunade. She's pretty powerful. I doubt he could actually convince her to train anyone though.
>>48701777God I love NXT.Makes wrestling fun to watch.
>>48701760Tsunade doesn't fit our style though, shes a medic who seconds in tai, were a ninjutsu build with only a little Tai. Tsuki should suck it up and train either exclusively under Danzo or Jiraya
>>48701764This, I like it alot
>>48701803maybe if Tsuki dresses as a bottle of Whiskey or a slot machine or pays old lady Tsunade's gambling debts
>>48701760Tsunade would work for Hinata, or even Nori. But we have a completely different fighting style. The Third himself would be a better sensei replacement for us than any of the Sannin.
>>48701808No shut up and go back to space harem.
>>48701755Lee after the chunin exams i part one was 3.5, as was Sasuke who was noted to be just as fast as Lee. Tsuki is 2.5 speed, Afterglow gives +1. Bringing Tsuki's base speed to 3.5 would put us at part two, moves so fast Jonin can't see him, Sasuke. A bonus of even .5 on afterglow puts us at 5, which is Itachi level, do hand-signs so fast a mature sharingan can't see you even move while in the middle of throwing shuriken and having a fist-fight, bullshit.
>>48701819Can we even afford to pay her debts?>>48701829Come to think about it, the Third is the perfect teacher for anyone. Except maybe if you need training in nintaijutsu.
>>48701819Or we could beat her in poker so badly we effectively own her.
>>48701760I'm down with having tsunade as a sensei, I like itachi but common now. Team megamilk 2.0
Politely as possible say we'll stay with itachi. Rather than balk from challenges we will rise too meet them
>>48701848Lets ask them then the third would be a great teacher
>>48701819>>48701848>>48701850We could open a casino and let her play for free, not like she'd win anything anyway.
>>48701855Anons giving up best bag carrier Sensei.
Plus I was thinking of giving up my boner for puppets to learn medical jutsu.
You weigh your options. You really don’t want to lose Itachi-sensei; but the prospect of being the student of a Sannin is almost too good of a chance to pass up.You….1. Stick with Itachi2. Opt for Tsunade
>>48701885>1. Stick with Itachi
>>48701885>1. Stick with ItachiNah Familia
>>487018852. Opt for Tsunade
>>48701885>3. Ask about having the third
>>48701885>2. Opt for Tsunade>3. Third
>>48701885>1. Stick with ItachiWhats more this is a team thing. We also cannot just change the sensei without involving the other 2-Ps.Also danzo needs a hug. Even if its infront of 3rd hokage. Hes so worried over tsuki and tauki loves him for it.
>>48701885>1. Stick with ItachiThe Sannin are famous enough for us to know Tsunade wouldn't be anything near the right teacher for us. Can we ask about training from the Third? The Fourth also owes us
>>48701885>1. Stick with ItachiGOTTAGO FAST
>>48701885>1. Stick with ItachiTsunade doesn't mesh with us
>>48701923The Third also needs a hug, from a sexy young lady. Unless his wife is still alive. Is Biyako still alive?
>>48701885>1. Stick with ItachiItachi is best sensei.
>>48701943No, she is not.At least, I'm pretty sure she isn't.
>>48701943The thirds just as big of a pervert as Jiriya is.
>>48701929The fourth does owe us, and has yet to pay us back.. I mean we're almost chunin so I don't really see the point sticking this thing out with itachi. It's almost over, unless we fail. Let's get a jumpstart in shippuden.
>>48701955She died during the Nine Tail's rampage, killed by Tobi before he tried to steal Naruto. While you're on the subject of dead women, what's Izumi Uchiha's status?
What the hell should we ask the Fourth to teach us? how to make love?jk jk
>>48701973Well, it's entirely possible, even likely that she is, then.Everyone killed by Itachi in canon is still alive, barring jobber Uchiha who are unnamed, becuase fuck Kishimoto.
>>48701989Cash it in for him to give us four months off active duty when we pass the exams. It gives us time to get stronger since were going to make the target on our back even bigger
>>48701989>Wow Lord Fourth, it doesn't look like any I've ever seen before>It's okay Tsuki, just pour some on it, now stroke it, you're too good at this, did you have someone teach you?>N-no, it's my first time>Well you're doing a wonderful job polishing my kunai.
>>48701989How to go fast
>>48701998Right, right, right. But what's her "status?"
>>48701885So Itachi is the current husbando, no? An actual rock would be preferable to Rock.
>>48702027Active in a certain heiress' sensei's pants?
>>48702029Tsuki dreams big
>>48702029I agree. I really don't get why people like him.
>>48702029Itachi is currently fun childhood crush. Nothing serious yet.Neji might not be a bad choice either tbqh. He's going to have to step up though.
>>48702035>bigInb4 the curse of hatred is really just congenital micro penis.
Anyway, enough stalling. Itachi by a landslide.Roll me 1d100 to try and talk down Danzo.First three.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>48702057
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>48702057
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>48702057
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>48702057
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>48702057
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>48702057Talking!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>48702057ohohoho
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>48702057
>>48702055And because Itachi doesn't have the Curse he should be hanging from the ceiling of a deli instead of being a shinobi?
>>48702062Woah. glad you rolled first.
>>48702062It's all in the picture~
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>48702057Rolling
>>48702050Yeah he's sort of like Costanza.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>48702057
>>48702078Well in canon he was partnered with a Pretty Big Guy. Not like Orochi and the Ken doll nin he was partnered with.
>>48702057Be sure to empathize that as the future Head of the Norihime family, while our safety is important, we NEED to step up to challenges and problems like this. We can't run from them. We need to get stronger and we need Danzo's help to do it.
>>48702062+10 is a 103Writing~
Tsuki wakes in the middle of the night. She finds her father dead on the floor, Danzo and Itachi in a duel.Who do you support anons?
>>48702122Both get poked on the forehead.
>>48702122She beats the shit out of everyone cause her father just died and finds out who his killer is. God have mercy on whoever did it.
>>48702122Neither. Tsuki's dad is dead.
>>48702122Swallow egg, enter a perfect world of infinite dreams
>>48702122I don't know who to support but I can tell you we'll go beat up sausage because he might be involved in this
>>48702122egg of the queen time.
>>48702122>Try not to cry, cry a lot.
>>48702144When was the last time we saw Sausage? Isn't this Sausage okay? Too bad he's a clan heir and we therefore can't Tsuki his Sausage.
>>48702122time to go to bunny land and use the moon to make everybody facebook friends
I want Tsuki to meet Tsunade still
>>48702160I don't think the egg does that. Unless it brings us to the moon, in which case there's a chance we can make Toneri less of a violent retard.
>>48702173Oh she totally will and it'll be hilarious.I can already see the sparks of the two's bantz
>>48702173So she can see the crippling effects of addiction?
>>48702187>>48702187>They'll never see eye to eye>Tsunade's chest will always be in the way
>>48702203>Declare they are fake>Jiraiya offer to test that hypothesis
You turn to Danzo, and without saying a word, embrace him.He’s shocked, but eventually rests a hand on your shoulder.“What’s this all about, Tsuki-dono?” he says.“I’m apologizing.” you mumble.“Why?” he inquires“Because I’m about to disappoint you.” say say simply.He sighs. “Tsuki-dono, I-”“Please, just call me Tsuki, Danzo.” you ask. “You’ve done so much for me, and it hurts me to go against your wishes like this- but it needs to be done. I cannot run from problems like this- especially for my comrades in arms. The Leaf is the most important thing, right? That’s what you’re always telling me. Well I won’t be serving the Leaf by letting our loyal clans kill each other- nor will I do that by abandoning one of it’s loyal shinobi as he struggles against a personal foe.” “Besides, Father never backs down from a challenge, and as the future head of the Norihime family, I won’t either. It isn’t in our blood. We succeed where others fail, years of tradition or no. This “Curse” won’t stand in my way- If Shisui thinks he can use me as bait, he’ll be unpleasantly surprised. I’ll bring the entire weight of the Norihime Corporation down upon his traitorous head! Ohohohohohoho!~”
>>48702223>Spends every day talking about how Flat is best >When she finally gets her pair switches to her cup size being perfect and not to big and saggy
>>48702203>Tsunade and Tsuki get into an argumentSakura and Shizune lie down in a corner and weep in despair
>>48702252>Nori is on the sidelines, sitting in a folding chair and holding a bucket of popcorn.
>>48702268Wargle did say Nori was basically the "I came here to laugh at you" meme
Hiruzen is beaming.“Seems like your ward has inherited the Will of Fire, even if you taught it in a different way, Danzo.” He says.Danzo just shakes his head, but you can tell he’s smiling.“Tsuki-chan, you’re going to be a great shinobi.” The third says, winking again. “Your ambition and loyalty to your fellow shinobi will carry you far. If I wasn’t happily retired, I’d teach you myself!” he laughs.The matter settled, you and Danzo head back home. You’ve won the battle, and quite possibly the war- for now. Once home, Danzo says he’ll look into the flower more, and make a recommendation for how to proceed. “Good night, Tsuki-dono.” He says.You pout.“...Good night, Tsuki.” he acquiesces. “Good night, Danzo.” You say, grinning.
>>48702352It's been running since 10:30 EST, and we still haven't prepped for the Exams.
That was adorable
>>48702359Not all plans survive contact with anons.
>>48702232This Ohohoho feels unearned. >>48702359I ran future quest from something like 6pm est and didn't get as far as I wanted, granted there was that whole stroke moment, and there's been rustling outside for 20 minutes straight which I don't want to deal with, but hey, fluff happens.
So this convinced me Danzo is just Tsuki's right wing ex black ops uncle/Grandpa and not a conniving puppeteer using family money
>>48702407Probably one of the first things QMs learn real fast
>>48702419Would you waste Kotoamatsukami for that?
>>48702419still don't trust him. grumble grumble
You sit on your bed, enjoying the view of Konoha illuminated by the moon. While you’re tired, you cannot help but feel accomplished- and therefore, productive. You decide to come up with a plan for the exams- these next few weeks will be crucial if you’re going to make your pledge a reality.With a notepad and pencil at the ready, you begin to ponder. What are the biggest obstacles to success in the exams? You begin writing down potential snags.The first is Nori. The girl can fight, but her studies leave a lot to be desired. From what you understand, the first round of the exams are usually some sort of exam- to test your shinobi knowledge. You aren’t worried about yourself and Hinata, but if Nori fails, you all fail. This problem NEEDS to be rectified before anything else can even be considered. What is your proposed solution?1. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, as well. 2. Bribe the instructors- As proven by your Genin exams, money goes a long way. While you are too proud to bribe your own exam results- Nori might just be a lost cause. Definitely an easy solution, if it works.3. Figure out a way to cheat- This being a test for Shinobi, stealing knowledge is likely effective- if you aren’t caught. You don’t know any way offhand, and Nori doesn’t have Hinata’s eyes. Likely would require heavy work on your end.4. Let her figure it out- It’s her own prerogative to figure it out if she wants to advance, and nobody knows Nori better than Nori. Hopefully if you leave her to her own devices, she’ll figure something out. Will obviously free you from any time obligations.5. (SOMETHING ELSE)
>>48702455>3. Figure out a way to cheat- This being a test for Shinobi, stealing knowledge is likely effective- if you aren’t caught. You don’t know any way offhand, and Nori doesn’t have Hinata’s eyes. Likely would require heavy work on your end.
>>48702455>4. Let her figure it out- It’s her own prerogative to figure it out if she wants to advance, and nobody knows Nori better than Nori. Hopefully >if you leave her to her own devices, she’ll figure something out. Will obviously free you from any time obligations.She need to pass this by herself so she can grow stronger
>>48702455>2. Bribe the instructors- As proven by your Genin exams, money goes a long way. While you are too proud to bribe your own exam results- Nori might just be a lost cause. Definitely an easy solution, if it works.Maybe ease up on the test for her?
>>48702455>5. Find an actual tutor for Nori Danzo perhaps?Byakugan are really useful for the first portion right? I can't remember what Neji and Hinata did during the test.
>>48702455>1. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, as well.Tsuki is team mom. she even helps them study.
>>48702455>5. (SOMETHING ELSE)A combination of 1., 3. and 4. basically get the team together to plan and study.
>>487024551. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, as wellLearn a genjutsu and lightning technique
>>48702417The DC to talk him down effectively was 90, with breakpoints at 60 and 30. You guys just roll well on diplo for whatever reason.
>>48702455>5. (SOMETHING ELSE)I can't remember, are we aware of the clone memory trick?is Nori? if not, then inform her
>>48702455>1. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, >3. Figure out a way to cheat- This being a test for Shinobi, stealing knowledge is likely effective- if you aren’t caught. You don’t know any way offhand, and Nori doesn’t have Hinata’s eyes. Likely would require heavy work on your end.
>>48702484She doesn't retain info too well is one problem with this plan.
>>487024551. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, as well. 3. Figure out a way to cheat- This being a test for Shinobi, stealing knowledge is likely effective- if you aren’t caught. You don’t know any way offhand, and Nori doesn’t have Hinata’s eyes. Likely would require heavy work on your end.Study a way to cheat the exam. They´re shinobi, they are encoraged to cheat
>>48702484were aware, nori probably isn't though.
>>48702493I wasn't asking so that we could steal one and give it to Nori, I was asking in general. Though we could just have Hinata read our test with her Byakugan, and Nori copy off of her. Or not have Nori present and use a clone.
>>48702455>4. Let her figure it out- It’s her own prerogative to figure it out if she wants to advance, and nobody knows Nori better than Nori. Hopefully if you leave her to her own devices, she’ll figure something out. Will obviously free you from any time obligations.Her chest is flat and she's got no cash. She needs to at least have brains! Hope we don't get a generic exam, the Boruto one showed how diverse the options are. Tis one will be designed by Minato though, so it's bound to be totally stupid bullshit.>first test is to learn how to teleport in five minutes or the building explodes with you in it>second test is fighting 500 enemy shinobi to the death by yourself>final exam is cancelled because he ran out of ideas
>>48702514That's a pretty good idea
>>48702455>1. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, as well.
>>48702482Tsuki has the best words.
>>48702526Nori copying off Hinata cheating with her Byakugan? Or hiding Nori in our house and using a clone instead.
>>48702455>1. Group studies with yourself and Hinata- Likely time consuming, but will hopefully get her up to par. Being in the Academy will potentially allow you to look up more techniques, as well.Put me in that academy Fampai
Invent something that will help!
>>48702455What's the ruling on Kawarimi again? Can't you just substitute your completed test with hers?
>>48702572A bomb so we can call in a bomb threat to the academy the day of the test?
>>48702574But that would just give us her test. Why is this good?
>>487024552. Bribe the instructors- As proven by your Genin exams, money goes a long way. While you are too proud to bribe your own exam results- Nori might just be a lost cause. Definitely an easy solution, if it works.We gotta focus on our own training.Maybe our old sensei from the academy will be able to make something happen?
>>48702578A pair of watches that mimics what one does when chakra is imbued in it? Dunno I'm passing out its 4.
>>48702587Too bad the Proctor is Ibiki and would through us in the Pit of Infinite Tacks if we tried to bribe him.
>>48702597>Too bad the Proctor is IbikiNot necessarily.This is a quest universe.
>>48702590That's not a bad idea, except transmitting chakra is incredibly high level and difficult. I feel like this would be possible with Chakra Receivers though.
>>48702572We could make a pair of Naruto-Esque looking goggles. Have it connected to a camera on our outfit to see our test.
Looks like 1 is the most popular, followed by 3. Choosing a solution now doesn't limit you from other things, if you're creative. Besides, you can learn some lightning attacks. Writing.
>>48702590That sounds pretty cool, but I think that's too high for Tsuki's level.That can be an invention she makes later on, though.
>>48702610>We inspired Hiruzen to find Tsunade>They have her proctor the first exam>We bribe her with 50 ryo in casino chips and a half bottle of sakeI see your point.
>>48702632It's sad to think she'll probably die during the Invasion of Pain. Unless both the Third and Fourth are alive, and Danzo actually does something. Then we have a chance.
>>48702623This isn't a bad idea. Her brother wears those dumb goggles so it wouldn't be too wierd if she did too.Just give her pair that extra Norihime spice.
>>48702648Have some fucking confidence.
>>48702656I'm confident that we can rebuff Suna and Orochimaru more easily than canon.
For the time being, the Academy is the best option. You need to plan for every eventuality, including ones where Nori must be self-sufficient. Thus, at least trying to have her be passable is mandatory. Besides, you feel your list of supplementary techniques is rather lacking- perhaps you can look some up while in the academy?Regardless, you can brainstorm with the two of them tomorrow. Training begins anew- with your goal in sight! Those other genin will learn to fear the capabilities of the Norihime!
>>48702648Geez, Anon. Might as well dig her grave already.
And we'll cut there. Looks like I'll need to run ANOTHER thread this week.OH NO. SO AWFUL.But thanks for playing, everyone. Stay tuned for the actual training thread, along with some other choices that are relevant.@WargleQM for a constant stream of fluffPOST THREAD BEGINS NOW
>>48702696Thank you for running, Wargle.
>>48702648Thats not even going to be our hardest fight by that point, considering how quick were leveling. Besides there are plenty of other quests where we have much worse odds and consistently beat them
>>48702696Thanks for running wargle.Has the 3rd's opinion of danzo improved with that display?
>>48702686That's perfect! We'll dig her a grave, with a tombstone and everything, and then tell her to either study or hop in.
>>48702696Next thread when?Also, thank you for running.
Can we bribe some of the teachers to overlook the cheating?
>>48702696Thanks for running, Wargle. >>48702702Who's worse than Pain before Pain? Unless Orochimaru or one of the Akatsuki shows up during the Chunin Exam.
>>48702696seriously, Glorious Domination would be a great choice for her theme music
>>48702696Can remote cameras and feeds be made via technology ala >>48702623 's plan in this universe or is that too high tech?
>>48702716Orochimaru showing up and fighting us now would be a nightmare
>>48702723We must cheat to cheat and cheat some more. That's what ninjas do.Besides, Tsuki needs to get used to using underhanded tactic for the business to grow.
>>48702725>Implying it won't be Hidan and Kakuzu hunting us down cause Hidan thought we blabbed
How about we learn project sound genjutsu and just mind message her the answers,
>>48702703His disposition towards him may have softened- Hiruzen is a big softie.>>48702713You don't know who the instructors are.>>48702712Probably not tomorrow, so either Wednesday or Thursday, I'd wager.
time to invent nanomachines I guess
>>48702742He'll see us and our logo, his eyes will turn to money signs
>>48702744Sound isn't part of Tsuki's natural release so it would take years to learn it.
>>48702745>Wednesday or ThursdayAlrighty. Thanks for the alert.
>>48702747I thought German Hollow Quest was over hours ago.
>>48702745Drat. There goes the money route.
>>48702744Boruto quest? Not likely. Be creative, anon!>>48702724Cameras and closed circuit tv exists, to an extent. Would be bulky and difficult to hide. >>48702718Be sure to bring it up when the vote comes
>>48702583If the test is standardized, all she need to do is write her name in, if the test isn't standardized then you can still just answer all the questions.If the test is specifically catered to every participants or have some team related gimmicks, then just fucking wing it when the time comes around.I'd imagine getting Nori to copy our handwriting style, or having the entire team to write in a specific, bland writing style is probably far easier than getting Nori to be booksmart in a few weeks. Beside it'd be a good practice to cover trail for camouflaging written messages anyway
>>48702754>Kakuzu quarters Hidan so he doesn't fuck up his payday then kidnaps Tsuki for ransom>He knows she's worth nothing dead so he has to put up with herWARGLE PLEASE
If she studies hard everyday and shows real improvement, then Tsukiwill pay her ramen bill for a 3 months
>>48702780Rip Boruto quest
>>48702784While on that topic, wheres the Omake thread with little girl Tsuki as the Akatsuki's mascot
>>48702780>Would be bulky and difficult to hide. Well then it's simple, we all borrow one of Hinata's sweatshirts.
>>48702782This. Tsuki must also learn the finer mundane-looking ninja skills as well.
>>48702798Its sad isn't it anon Mari was best girl
>>48702801>>48702784I either write these side stories or run the thread! something somethingexcuseThey're on the list anon, promise. Life is time consuming.
>>48702804Like how to pleasure a man for deep cover infiltration missions? Lord Fourth does owe us some training, and if all you have at home are strawberries, maybe having a ripe blueberry wouldn't hurt once in a while.
>>48702795NO. THIS BANKRUPTS THE TSUKI
>>48702780>Cameras and closed circuit tv exists, to an extent. Would be bulky and difficult to hideCould it fit inside the masks?
>>48702828GAS THE UZUMAKI, LITTLE GIRL WAR NOW!!
>>48702829>bulky and difficult to hideAlso, why the hell would you wear a mask during a written test? Can you make it more obvious you're up to something?
>>48702829>Why are you wearing gas masks during the test>We all have colds *weak "achoo"*>You're lying>Dammit, foiled again!
>>48702829Nah, these cameras are still pretty large-huge. Think like 60's style film cameras. >>48702802I laughed>>48702819I dread when that interaction comes
>>48702819Anon, Tsuki isn't Rin.
Hinata could summon some snakes and use them to communicate. Of course, we'd all have to hide them somewhere where no one would ever find them...
>>48702853Wargle, have you heard? There's another Naruto quest set 100 years in the future.There's a Norihime character.
>>48702853Can you write people dropping their spaghetti well Wargle? Because Minato is the kind of guy who drops his spaghetti in that situation. And then drops his seed inside Tsuki's TsukiI honestly can't stop anymore, you had better confirm MinaTsuki soon Wargle
>>48702880In our sleeves
>>48702880How would that work exactly?
>>48702898They all wear skirts
>>48702898Well we couldn't talk to the snakes, so we'd have to communicate with morse code. But we couldn't use any obvious movement or the game would be up. We'd have to use other muscles. Then the snakes could crawl away to one of our teammates and "hide" somewhere where it could "transmit the message" secretly.
>>48702881I tried reading it, it was bad. You made me sad anon.
>>48702881You've got my attention>>48702889As of now he just kind of shuts down- but I think I'd do alright. This meme has truly ascended>captcha is images of pancakesflatoho
>>48702930Yeah, it's not very good.(Not that anon you're replying to, but I did check it out. Also checking it out now 'cause I missed the mention of a Norihime character)
>>48702940If Tsuki ends up getting an enemy, and she later has a kid, how insulted would the enemy be if she named the kid after them and said "Somebody has to honor the name somehow."(This idea sounded WAY better in my head)
>>48702963I get the general idea. Tsuki probably won't have a huge brood to name after her numerous enemies, though.
>>48702974Yup, just 5 kids to carry on the family name
>>48702974How many enemies does she have now?Or are you assuming that she'll have lots of enemies later on?
Maybe we can make a device to send texts back, or to her with a pager screen. They are teenage girls afterall.
>>48702989I don't want to be the crazy rabbit lady.
>>48702993My assumption is she'll make a few, and some non-shinobi as well. Nobody likes the girl on top
>>48703006Could we convince Ino to help us cheat for the exam?
>>48703002rich people aren't crazy, they're eccentric
>>48702747I'm sure there is a fuuinjutsu way to resolve this problem, fuuinjutsu is the fucking NANOMACHINES SON of narutoverseGiven Nori's family name, that ought to be one thing she's good at, especially if Kushina and Minato is still alive to teach their kids that
>>48703027I'm pretty sure to be that good at fuinjutsu as a genin, you'd need to be super specialized in it.
>>48702961Everyone always hates on your first thread. I'm happy you liked the concept enough to pay homage to it.
>>48702961The formatting and amount of writing is as if you've never actually read a quest beforeAlso there are waaaaay too many OC's to remember, maybe try to find some art to make it easier to place a name?
>>48703184I feel like that was mostly to introduce the ideas of who's around.We'll probably be focused on our group and a small clique with others popping in and out here and there.