Shinobi Quest #26This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime and the team engaged not only Shisui, but the returned Zetsu horde. After Itachi exhausted himself fighting Shisui, it was up to Tsuki, Nori and Hinata to take care of the giant fused Zetsu and it’s minions. Utilizing a combination attack thought up by Tsuki on the spot, the team was victorious. After returning to the camp, Tsuki engaged in a bit of botany, opting to feed the strange flower some of her blood. Afterwards, Tsuki and company woke Lemeza- it was time to open the box….
Gingerly, you undo the simple metal latch on the front of the box.You look around to Lemeza and your team, who all nod at you, in turn.With utmost care, you open the lid of the box- it creaks as if it’s been a thousand years since it was last opened.Inside, a singular porcelain white egg rests on a small velvet pillow- there seems to be no dust, or sign of aging. Odd.The egg itself is adorned with an image of two crowned rabbits, bowing before a great tree. Atop the tree, a singular red eye rests. It has ringed pupils and has 9 tiny tomoe etched inside. Truly, the details are amazing. A simple look atop the egg links it to a chain of spun silver.You lift it gently, to inspect it further.The eye stares with intent- it’s unblinking image uncompromising.YOU HOLD THE EGG OF THE QUEEN.Your extremities feel…. cold. You gasp for breathe, and your vision darkens.You clutch the egg to your chest as you lose consciousness….
>>48542080YOU CUM WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS
>>48542126Aaaaaand we're off to a great start
You know if Griffith put his hair into drills he might look a bit like Tsuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtVirHikldAAgain, you find yourself floating upon that great sonorous ocean-A sea of dreams. It certainly feels the same as before, but… something is different.The Moon. The Moon is much closer than before. So close, in fact, that it dominates the sky. Your thoughts immediately go to books Father had you study as a young girl- books about the relationship between the moon and the tides. Thankfully, this is a dream.Right?Looking up at the moon’s surface, you feel like you can almost see something; the faintest of movements across the heavenly body. Your eyes feel… heavy. It’s been such a long day…..You…1. Sleep2. Sleep3. Sleep4. Sleep
>>48542287>Reach for the Moon, then fall asleep
>>48542287>3. SleepSleepy Tsuki
secret option 5>dream
>>48542287>4. SleepGonna be a close vote
>>48542287>3. SleepReach out towards the moon, before sleeping.
>>48542287>5. Fuck Sleep
>>48542287>1. SleepDream about money and crushing our business rivals.
>SleepMaybe for just a little while…You close your eyes, and sink beneath the waves…..“Hey! Wake up!”A voice calls out to you…“Wake up, sleepyhead!”Who…?You open your eyes; the effort is almost beyond you.A small girl with white hair is sitting next to you, beneath a great tree. Did you fall asleep here?“Hey! You’re awake!” she says, her small smile broadening.“Come on!” You can’t sit around here napping all day, you know.” she teases.“Where… am I?” you question rubbing your eyes.The girl looks at you quizzically.“You’re acting odd today, Tsuki. Come on!”She offers you her hand….1. Take the girl’s hand2. Don’t.
>It's Dune>It's Indiana Jones>It's Berserk>It's The Mummy>It's Mean Girls >It's Iron Man>It's NarutoCan we confirm that this is the best Naruto Quest?>It's Naruto
>>48542462>1. Take the girl’s hand
>>48542462Can we write in?>Who are you?
>>48542462>Resist from hugging the cute little girll>Take her hand
>>485424621. Take the girl’s hand
>>48542462>Take the girl's handRound and Round Wargle's plot goes...where it stops, no anon knows
>>48542518It'll be cute and bloody as fuck, I bet.
I hate mindfuck shenanigans, They always last waaay to long and are boring.
>>48542462>1. Take the girl’s handHow could I say no to that cute little face
>>48542548I get what you mean by lasting too long, but otherwise I disagree.
>>48542605Great, More ambiguous shit that you can use to fuck us over with.
>>48542802>being this salty over nothingJesus did your boyfriend rape you this morning?
>>48542802Do you need a hug?Here's the domestic abuse hotline anon. 24/7 - 1-800-799-SAFE (7233).
You take the young girl’s hand. She helps you up, and wastes no time leading you down a path, away from the great tree.“We can’t be late, you know. The bunnies will be upset if we’re late!”She’s so enthusiastic- wait, bunnies?The pathway crests a small hill, and empties into a large open field. A field filled with rabbits.In the center of the crowd, a larger rabbit, dressed in finery, directs the others.“Come now, everyone! Make way! There’s no need to crowd around! Everyone will be able to hear, I promise. Now-” the rabbit stops when the two of you approach.“Ah, my dears! I worried you may have napped a wee bit too long! But here you are, right on time. Please, take a seat.” A talking rabbit. You contain your surprise, and sit with the girl, surrounded on all sides by chittering rabbits.“Now that everyone has arrived, we may begin! It’s a tale you all know very well, but it is important to remember! So please, everyone, use your ears and not your voices, yes?” The clothed rabbit says, hushing the crowd.This whole thing is just so very strange- and you cannot help the feeling that you should be doing something important right now….1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.2. You don’t have time for this. Where are you?
>>48542915GAH! THAT BUNNY IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!
>>48542915>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.
>>485429151. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.
>>48542915>2. You don’t have time for this. Where are you?Months or years will probably have passed by while we're doing this useless stuff.
>>48542915>2. You don’t have time for this. Where are you?
>>48542915>1. DO NOT WANT. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude to the nightmare hare..
>>48542915>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.I wonder who the girl is, considering how she bears similarities to Kaguya, but still looks pretty different.
>>48542990But anon, Frank was the hero.
>>48542915>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.Enjoy a nice cup of tea.
>>48542990If we can summon that fucker we'll have a pretty rip shit genjutsu summon.
>>48543030If we can summon Frank we will be the most terrifying ninja around. Talk about mindfuck central.I would be fine with getting rabbit contract JUST for him
Ho!y shit guys, Kaguya is the rabbit sage!!
>>48543050>I'll tell you a little story called "The Pretty Alien": Once there was a very pretty alien. She was so pretty that everybody fell asleep. The End.
>>48543062I like how it's only Japanese culture and her appearance that link her to rabbits. And she really has no relation, she didn't even have horns until she ate the Chakra Fruit.
>moon bunny contractI knew there was a reason I followed this quest.
The large rabbit begins the tale- “Our lady came to this land, alone, from the distant heavens.”“She wished for peace for all creatures, and protected the Tree of God.”“But her task was a solitary one. Though she befriended the spirits of nature, such as ourselves, she, as we all do, came to yearn for companionship.”“She found this companionship in a leader of men- a man who wanted nothing more than peace for this land, and his people.”“They were happy, for a time. Our lady stayed with the leader of men, and with her guidance, the men prospered.”“This prosperity drew those who wished to incite violence and war- for such things are the way of men.”“These people looked to harm our lady- and when she defended herself, the fickle leader of men betrayed her. The man she loved now wished for her head- and our lady despaired.”“Such are the ways of men.”The rabbits all hum in agreement.“Our lady, heartbroken yet still yearning for peace, borrowed the powers of the Tree of God to end the conflict- all conflict. It was truly a wonderful thing.”“The fickle men now saw our lady for what she was- a Goddess, gracing us with her divine presence. They began to worship her- for that is only right.”“Our lady bore two sons, born of the leader of men. Though they were of man, she loved them, for they were hers.”
The Bunnies is coming
>>48543356Sorry Danzo, but it looks like we're going down the Obito/Madara route.
>>48543425Nah, not really.Obito and Madara didn't realize they were helping Kaguya.We're doing the Zetsu route, actually.We'll be the Narutoverse version of Wallace Breen.
looks like we have either kaguya's moon bunnies route or ebisu's konoha phoenix route....
>>48543356I want to try to make Kaguya not be so bad,so she dosn't Infinte tsukiomi everyone.
>>48543466We can apparently get two summon contracts, one on each hand
>>48543425>Danzo route>Madara route>Zetsu route>Choose noneWe don't need to follow anyone's path but our own. We are gaining so much knowledge and different perspectives that puts on a higher playing field than others that are blinded by their ideals or narrow-minded.What we choose to do with all this knowledge is our choice and no one else's.
>>48543580Only if Wargle says so.>>48543582Very true.
Bunny suit Tsuki art when?
“Our lands were finally at peace- it was truly a paradise.”“But it was not to last.”“Our lady’s sons, now grown, could never hope to appreciate the peace she had created.”“They saw her divine visage, and thought themselves equal to her.”The crowd of rabbits begin to collectively boo loudly. The young girl sitting next to you seems to enjoy the story- she boos with the rabbit emphatically.“Her beloved sons, just like their father, betrayed our lady, and rebelled.”“Usurping her power, the sons moved to strike down their mother- and though she could have easily cast them down, she loved them too much to do so.”“And thus, the sons cast down our lady, and sealed her away among the stars- and the wars and chaos wrought by men eventually returned.”“We rabbits, loyal to our lady, followed as far as we could. We wait ever patiently for her return- for surely, it grows ever closer.”The Rabbits all bow their heads, as does the young girl.“May our goddess Kaguya return, to guide this land once more to righteous peace!” Again, raucous cheers among the rabbit crowd. The young girl turns to you and smiles.“Wasn’t that great, Tsuki?” she says happily. 1. Of course!2. I’m not sure I understand…3. This is nonsense! Where are we?
>>48543612>1. Of course!It's a polite lie
>>48543582You thought I was on your side? HAHA FOOOOOLLLL NORIHIME SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN ZE WORRLLLLDDD!!!!! (I have no idea where I went with this.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U
>>48543612>4. It was a nice story.
>>48543612>2. I’m not sure I understand…
>>485436121. Of course!
>>48543612>3. This is nonsense! Where are we?
>>48543612>>4. It was a nice story.
>>48543612>2. I’m not sure I understand…While we're on the subject, what's the status of the moon Otsutsuki's and how low are the chances of contacting them?
>>48543612>2. I’m not sure I understand…"Please just humor me here, treat me like I've been away for a long time and forgotten. Who are you, what is this place, and how do we know each other?"
>>48543612>4. Sure, just contract with me already. Jesus ya'll are tedious, I've got a business to get back to. Time is money and Norihime Industries ain't gonna run itself.
>>48543612>1. Of course!
>>48543612option the movie rights to their story
>>48543733We can do it anons, open up our own movie studio and cast ourselves as the lovely heroine
How useful do you think think this summon will be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxKPBLjHAEACreepy rabbits? Creepy rabbits.
>>48543742Yeah, I'm having trouble too.
>>48543761Considering the fact he can erase people out of existence, very
>>48543761That's seriously fucked up. >>48543773Yeah I've timed out two or three times.
How long do you think it'll take before we start call Kaguya our older sister?
>>48543761not as useful as this one
Tsuki doesn't understand.Writing, if the severs keep their shit together long enough.
THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??!!
>>48543902Servers are being cunts.
Maybe if Chinese Moot stopped trying to turn 4chan into the house of subreddits and focused on making the thing work in the first fucking place shit wouldn't be so bad
>>48543848Not a chance.Too many people we care about to protect to go along with this shit.
We need to learn earth dragon bullet and air bullet so our shadow clone can use either while we use Phoenix flower. Shit should be hype.
>>48543957But anon, we needed /aco/ to stop the gooks cultural appropriation.
>>48543957We should write him a strongly worded letter
>>48543985how many /d/ boards do you need anon?but enough off topic discussion
>>48543984I too am a fan of the Third Hokage. Who is where in this universe?
>>48543989Dear Mr. Chinese Moot,Chingy ching chong chang, durka ching. Chong ching ling, bing bing ping ding.- Thank you.
>>48544002Don't ask me, ask Mook.
YFW each time we call a Rabbit Summon it recites the countdown until Kaguya Apocalypse? 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds
>>48543984For that to happen, Tsuki needs to further master hand seals. I suggest that should be the main focus when she trains next.
>>48543984Doesn't the third do shit like that? If he's alive we can bug him for some training if Danzo's okay with it
>>485440652nd Dad would be super jelly
>>48542465>>48544075I wasn't originally for rabbits at all, but if this becomes Naruto: Majora's Mask with rabbits I'm 100% down
>>48544065He's probably retired even if he is still around, and as much as I would love to be like Hiruzen, maybe it's best we let him do what he'd like. Not that he wouldn't like helping the next generation ohohohoho
>>48544103Toneri's whole plan was Majora's Mask. So it's not like the Otsutsuki wouldn't.
“Uh, yeah. Sorry, I’m just a little confused.”Her smiles fades.“Definitely seems like it. Maybe you should wake up.” the girl says, closing her eyes.“What?” you question.She places her finger on your head, and her eyes snap open- revealing purple ringed irises. “We’ll be waiting.”--------------------------------------------You inhale sharply- waking with a jolt.You quickly evaluate your surroundings- but it just seems to be Lemeza’s tent.Everyone seems to be sleeping- even Itachi-sensei, who’s dozing in a chair at the foot of the bed you’re in. You still have the egg clasped in your hands- it’s really quite cold. Looking around, you spy the box, still sitting open the desk. Maybe you should….1. Put the egg back. You don’t really want any more weird dreams.2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
>>48544138>1. Put the egg back. You don’t really want any more weird dreams.
>>48544091>Fine Tsuki go train with that old loser I don't care at all>Runs to his room and cries into his pillow for hours>>48544138>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.Wear it as a necklace
>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.Sell it to the highest bidder.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>48544138Rolling some dice to see what my vote is.I really don't mind it either way.
>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.My egg, my egg.
>>48544138>3. Keep it. It seems like it could be important, and requires further study.
>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.We will try again little rabbit. We shall gain your favor.
>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.Find out how it made us go unconscious and have wierd dreams AND WEAPONIZE IT.Only slightly kidding.
>>485441382. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.>>48544180>>48544161Isn't this more or less the same as 2?
>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.Hinata as Casca incoming.
>>485441382. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
Seems like everyone forgot best summon, here's the threadly reminder that >best summon = bird summon
>>48544191Will she enjoy it though?
>>48544198Rabbits are literally god-tier. Your argument is both false and stupid.
>>48544185I intended it as a slightly more cautious version of "keep it". Rather than "valuable" or "special", it's something potentially dangerous.
>>48544211Your opinion is false and stupid. At least the phoenix can be reborn.
reposting from previous thread...We should go full Sasaki Kojiro and develop a signature kenjutsu technique/form based on the movement of our bird of paradise/tropical bird summons in flight. Combine with stellar chakra, the kiba swords, and potential best sage mode and we've got an ultimate technique.>Watch closely, peasant! Today you witness Konoha's most beautiful technique, count your blessings that it is the last thing you see! ohohohoho!>Stellar Release: Norihime-Style, Sapphire Dance of the Celestial Phoenix!
>>48544155>That old loserAs far as rivalries go Danzo/Hiruzen was pretty civil...>>48544138>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really vibrational.I really wish I had Kaguya raising her eyebrows suggestively for this
>>48544207Best night of her life.
>>48544211>Phoenix>One of the gods of the cardinal directions>any argument at allyou're missing a few things there anon...
>>48544191>>48544207>>48544242By that logic, we should take on frogs as a summon and do that gender switch thing to get a dick.(I'm not advocating for that. Just saying, if you want that to happen, then you might want Frogs.)Team Dragon/Phoenix/Bunny and Genbu for life~
>>48544235>Potential Sage ModeOnly frogs, snakes, slugs(?), ayy lmao's, and men made of cancer have sage modesThough you could probably develop one it would be incredibly risky and take years at the post-Jonin level
>>48544235Im fine as long as we actually concentrate on a specialty instead of going everywhere like what it seems like now.
One summon contract per hand iirc, so rabbits and phoenix aren't necessarily mutually exclusive... Kinda split between those two personally... hmm.
>>48544273Every summon has a sage mode.
>>48544259>Someone considered a god in the Naruto world is associated with rabbits>B-but muh oriental folklore
>>48544273It was never said anywhere that only those three could teach sage mode. It's just that those were the only established noble contracts that let you summon the entire clan
>>48544281Are you the guy who keeps crying because we have swords?
>>48544284So do you have to wear a helmet all the time or just outside the house?
>>48544270Mostly I was being facetious with hinata as casca, though Nori as Guts as a result might be interesting.
>>48544273>>48544281>>48544231>>48544211>>48544198>>48544235Wargle's already confirmed phoenix sage mode on twitter:>chakra wings>fanned tail (peacock?)>immunity to fireliterally best summon and suited to Tsuki
>>48544333It really isn't
The salt has arrived.Bird and Bunny fags please hold salt until the after thread.
>>48544293>presents perfectly reasonable alternative, based on Wargle canon>REEEEEEEE
>>48544321While the wiki does state that Sage Mode is only known to be taught at the Frog and Snake places, who says there aren't others that can teach it?
>>48544321We don't actually know whether anybody besides the snakes and toads teaches it. Those are the only two groups in canon that do, but they're also the only ones thata have a high enough bond with their summoners to allow them to summon the entire clan.Slugs doesn't count, it's actually just one giant slug that can split itself into smaller slugs
>>48544333I'll just grit my teeth and bare it, just as long as we don't become as contentious and autistic as Tuffle Quest Z or as self-masturbatory as Shinigami Savant Quest.
>>48544378>>48544284>>48544273Sage mode is primarily about utilizing Nature chakra- I cannot see a reason why any of the summons couldn't at least attempt to teach it- the difficulty comes in that most people either die trying or are simply unable or unwilling to do so. (No reason for frogs and snek to be special other than kishimoto being a hack)
>>48544424savant is like the only decent bleach quest. i'd say they've earned the right to be a tad smug
>>48544360>The salt has arrived.>arrived.where have you been?
>>48544378The wiki doesn't say anything about Hashirama's Sage Mode's origin? I mean, it makes sense if he developed it organically.
>>48544458I kinda liked the one Mushroom ran, though that fucking German investigation bullshit ran too fucking long.
>>48544458It's not that it's smug. It's that it's a titanic fanfiction wankfest.
>>48544487If it's well-written and fun then who gives a shit?
We should learn some aoe jitsu.
>>48544321After seeing what happened with you, I wouldn't want to get dropped on my head either.Stop trying to be a dick and discuss or enjoy the quest
>>48544467This honestly we've already had Husbando salt, Puppet salt, and Root salt
>>48544515I mean Great Fireball KINDA is?
>>48544515We know the Great Fireball technique. And Phoenix Flower.And Shooting Star (depending on how much power is put into it, I'd expect.)
>>48544522The constant salt is distracting. To put it midly.
>>48544522I still think the idea of deadly puppet stuffed rabbits was hilarious
>>48544522>Puppet saltAnon no.
What is the worst naruto filler episode?Curry of life best
>>48544522and it's all entirely kosher!
>>48544550Yeah, that's the one downside to this quest, people take sides and then it's like /pol/ vs tumblr between the opposing views.
>>48544574I guess it really shows that deep down, Tsuki a greedy.
>>48544556IT'S TO LATE ANON!ONLY PUPPETS NOW!
>>48544567The one with the ghost and samurai armor, since its the last one I ever remember sitting through>>48544579Well it is nice to see that we all care about this quest and we get passionate about it
>>48544594jesus fuck I was NOT expecting that image to creep me out as much as it did. Fucking puppets.
>>48544550welcome to /tg/>>48544556PLEASE LET IT DIE>>48544552still for it, it seemed like a cute way to incorporate the bunnies and puppets>>48544579the summon discussion started off fairly amicable, now everyone is up in arms. I think the longer the decision is delayed and hyped, the bigger an issue it becomes and as a result the partisan divide becomes larger.
>>48544574Any full body pics of Tsuki?
>>48544607It reaches a point where im generally fine with any direction of progression as long as it makes sense with Tsuki's story.
>>48544594That pic gives me an idea, if we ever do actually get into puppetry.We build puppets that are caricatures of other ninjas in our village.Messes with them during a fight.(Just an idea)
>>48544567The Chikara Arc. I'm so sorry for bringing that up
>>48544647Why are we fighting fellow Konoha-nin? Tsuki in an Akatsuki robe with the rice hat and a TSF grin when?
>>48544567I skip filler. Oh yeah lets put in all this character development and shit and wait for it to never come up again.
>>48544629>I think the longer the decision is delayed and hyped, the bigger an issue it becomesSee every in-quest debate ever.
>>48544700That's what makes Six-Tails Arc the second best filler.
>>48544678For sparring or whatever. (I forgot to add "other villages" in there.)And what do you mean by TSF?
>>48544678>Theres an alternate universe where Tsuki grew up in the Rain village and was the Akatsuki's mascot>We'll never get to talk about money with Uncle Kakuzu or art with Uncle Sasori and Aunt Deidara Life is suffering anon
>>48544718I guess you could call it resting cat face? TSF in reference to Sylphin from Himouto! Umaru-chan
>>48544738Ah okay.Never seen that before.
>>48544634Tsuki not for lewds>>48544644Agreed anon, agreed>>48544707haven't seen enough to determine any causation, but yeah I'd think so>>48544720I'm down for this to be a special filler episode/thread later on when wargle is figuring out the plot
>>48544758doesn't have to be lewd
>>48544720>>48544758I'd be down for that, too.And a special filler episode/omake where it's literally just Berserk, but characters are switched out with their Shinobi Quest counterparts.
>>48544758I hope he will there could be alot of really cute moments>Little Tsuki watering Zetsu with a flower shaped can so he doesn't die>Konan teaching her how to make paper cranes
>>48544790I think that this is the closest to an accurate full-body shot we have.Warning: drawfag cannot draw legs.
>>48544798>It was too big to be a kunai
You pull the silver loop down over your head, wearing the egg as a necklace. You tuck it in between the layers of your clothes, both so that it isn’t visible, but also the cold thing isn’t pressed against your bare flesh.You get out of bed, and walk to the edge of the tent- you aren’t really tired anymore.The sun is just beginning to peek over the edge of the horizon- you’ll probably be leaving soon. All in all, you would say the mission was a success, though you definitely ran into a few snags. You just hope Lemeza understands when you tell him you’re keeping the egg.-------------------------------------------The five of you stand outside the gates of Sunagakure- well, a few miles outside of Sunagakure. Lemeza said that it was his next destination- with Tamaishi’s death and Afzal missing, he’d need to let the greater Archeological community as a whole know about what was found in the ruins. Besides, he told you- the Suna shinobi had treated him well, and would offer him a quick escort home. None of the Suna shinobi were recognizable- it seems that the Kazekage’s daughter wasn’t going to make an appearance…Until, from the sand beneath, a shinobi emerges!“Ah, Lord Kazekage. You honor me with your presence!” Lemeza says, bowing.This man is the Kazekage?“Lemeza. You’re really quite the fool- but I’m glad you’re alright, regardless. As before, you’re welcome to stay with us for as long as necessary.” the Kazekage says to the archeologist. He then turns to your group.“Konoha shinobi. I thank you for keeping Lemeza safe- even if it was only from himself. Though we may not always agree with his methods, the work he does is important.”“Another matter-” he continues. “I’ve considered your offer- and I accept. Tell your Hokage a delegation of Suna genin, as well as myself and others, will attend his “Joint Exams”.
>>48544817>KonanI guess our eyes are a different enough shade of amber...
>>48544831I can into legs...just very poorly. Her outfits change regularly, Tsuki ain't no pleb she has more than one outfit
>>48544844>as well as myselfkek
>>48544831>>48544790>>48544634I have a few.
>>48544857she could totally fit as Tsuki's big sister
>>48544869Ayy nice work, sorry for doubting you, drawfriend.
>>48544883I mean...he hasn't been replaced yet, and danzo got shut down. Maybe orochi wont fuck him over?
>>48544892People from Ame never see the sun, she's too white. Come to think of it, that explains why Nagato has always been so pale, even for an Uzumaki.
>>48544908Excellent body, badly drawn face. Kind of an inversion to the norm.
>>48544928The other full body one had both done well, but I agree this one's a bit wonky.
Wasn't Tsuki's mum a brown kumo nin?
>>48544892>Konan-oneechan I got a paper cut can you kiss it for me
>>48544884Excuse me while I go and rub out a solution.
>>48544959But wouldn't that just make it six-hundred billion times worse?
>>48545004Just wait till she hits 13
>>48544913Orochimaru is using failed curse mark experiments to conquer the Land of Rice Paddies. He's at least as fucky as canon.
>>48545004She's also likely wearing a few layers, it's not that bad.
>>48544979>He's never had his mom kiss his boo boosWhat a loser
>>48545130In case you didn't know, Konan's made of paper.
>>48545130>Konan is literally made of 600 billion plus sheets of paper
>>48545162>>48545170But she doesn't cut people when she touches them
Was that it?
>>48545349Give it another few minutes, seems like a big post or ending post is due.
>>48545361Its only 12 so im expecting big post
>>48545349I'll take "Things You Never Want to Hear Your Girlfriend Say" for 500, Alex
Sorry dorks, sudden family struggle. All done now. Finishing up the post, and thread will continue for those of you still kicking around.
>>48545676This is the second time that's happened to me during a quest this week. Hope all is well, Wargle.
>>48545676hope everything is alright Wargle!
>>48545676Thanks for letting us know, and I hope all is well!
“Wonderful, Lord Kazekage.” Itachi says, bowing. We greatly anticipate your presence.”“Hmph. I’m sure you do. Make sure your genin are up to snuff- my children aren’t going to hold back.” The Kazekage retorts.He’s rather dismissive, isn’t he? You know relations between the villages aren’t very good, but it still surprises you.Lemeza turns to your group after the exchange, lighting a cigarette.“Thank you, everyone. I would’ve died several times over, if it wasn’t for you. You four are a credit to your village- I hope to work with you again, if the need arises.” he says, a warm smile punctuated with the Norihime-branded smoke hanging out of his mouth.Nori starts to laugh. “Doc, you’re a handful. As long as the next mission doesn’t involve killer tree-men and you looting cursed treasure, I think we’ll be alright.”Hinata bows a little. “It was nice meeting you, Dr. Kosugi. I do hope we get to meet again. No looting without our permission, next time. Ok?”Lemeza chuckle apologetically.“Tsuki, be… careful with that thing, alright? I don’t mind you keeping it- I honestly don’t want anything to do with it. But seriously- it might actually be cursed.” he says cautiously. “I’ll be alright, Lemeza. Worry about your smoking habit first, alright? Though I do appreciate your business! Ohohohoho!~”He’s right to be worried, but you won’t encourage it.“Itachi. Thanks again. You have some wonderful students- they’re becoming fine shinobi.” Lemeza says, extending his hand. Itachi grasps it firmly, and smiles.“You don’t have to tell me, Lemeza. I’m surprised by them every day. So long- don’t be afraid to drop by Konoha- I’m sure the girls can find something to badger you about!” Itachi laughs.You’ll be departing soon- is there anything else you wish to do in the Land of Wind?
>>48545948>You’ll be departing soon- is there anything else you wish to do in the Land of Wind?Maybe buy some trinkets/gifts for our Maido, Danzo and Yoru.
>>48545948Uh... any time for a shopping trip? though I'm not sure how far we are from the village...
>>48545948quality bonadag- I mean bonding with Sensei
>>48545948Its time we make a decisionBuy a puppet to mess around with
>>48545948Buy some trinkets, stock up on supplies, Ask Itachi the fuck Shisui did with his eyes. Group work on team tactics.
Don't care, no puppets though.
>>48545986lewd let's find some rope >>48545976>>48545964seconding souvenirs and leave before the puppet shitstorm erupts yet again
>>48545964This.Maybe some odd weapons of the area for ten ten.
>>48545948Pick up a nice summer/warm weather dress for each of the genin girls. Give the boys something to drool over.
>>48545948>>48545995backing. No to the puppets please.
>>48545948What was that all about with Shisui? Was it about cousin fucking? because you can tell me. I won't tell anyone. every lurid torid sweaty detail is safe with me!
>>48546033supporting this as well
>>48546053Oh god, Tsuki starts shipping Shisui/Itachi Yaoi.
>>48545948look at fans.realize yours is still better
>>48546033But their dress will all be anti-sand heavy weather gear?
Changing this>>48545991 to theses >>48545964>>48546033
>>48546033>>48545948+1 for sure.
>>48546083Even if it is stuff like Temari's is still pretty hot and a nice change of wardrobe on occasion.
>>48546053Every Uchiha is okay with cousin fucking. Though I think they've always been more genetically diverse than the Hyuuga because they don't all look totally similar. >>48545964Seconding this but at a smaller village, not Sand itself. Even though it's the least bad of the other villages, I'd rather not loiter there.
>>48545948Pull Itachi someplace private and talk to him about the egg vision quest thing, ask if we should even bring it up to anyone.
>>48546126No only Tsuki's two daddies get to hear about that
>>48546149Maybe it's best not to tell anyone for now. Shisui (and possibly Fugaku if Wargle likes filler/novels) would probably know the most about that. Madara would be optimal, but that's kind of impossible.
>>48546149Says who? You?
>>48546149I think sensei's trustworthy enough.And tsuki does have that bit of crush that will cloud her judgement abit.
>>48546116>>48546033>>48545995We can do this, it seems popular. Not within Suna, though. You aren't allowed inside.
>>48546208That's fine, we can find a nice small town or something.
>>48546208Thank god. Even though Iwa and Kumo are semi-hostile, and Kiri is a dictatorship, Suna is still the crappiest village.
>>48546196>implying people wouldn't mistake that for money dad being gay>>48546232and Waterfall had that shit OVA
>>48546232Better than that village where two genin have to kill each other.Oddly, what do if we catch gaara's eye.
>>48546275I don't know apologize and hand it back to him
>>48546275>Catch Gaara's eyeIs that cause we accidentally blew him up and caught the body part?
>>48546288Pfffthahaha, nicely done.
>>48546288"Next time I'm keeping it"
>>48546254Waterfall isn't a Great Nation>>48546275I would still visit Yagura's Mist over Part I Sand. I'm totally not a Rock ninja guys
>>48546288>>48546296This is going to be a thing isnt it.It has got to happen.
>>48546314Get outta here Kurotsuchi
>>48546323You're the one that invited me so you can use my likeness for plushies!
>>48546323Name one village better than Hidden StoneHardmode: no Leaf
>>48546343Easy mode: Hidden RainHard mode: Hidden Snow
>>48546343Kumo, Darkskinned waifus, best kage, best jinchuriki.
>>48546359>Hidden RainKonan please>Hidden SnowFrom what I remember of that movie, wasn't that Crimson Chin guy a dictator near Mist level?>>48546365>KumoThe only thing correct about this is the Jinchuriki>AA salty jock with an inferiority complex>chocolate waifusSamui is the only good Cloud girl>>48546395Oh wow, they have computers in Hidden Sand now?
>>48546409>From what I remember of that movie, wasn't that Crimson Chin guy a dictator near Mist level?Yes.Also!>Crimson Chin guyI laughed.
>>48546432Get outta here Woolie you spacenoid, FEDERATION FOR LIFE
Before departing, you ask Lemeza if there are any smaller villages nearby where you can possibly pick up some souvenirs. “There’s a small oasis trading post not too far from here- they handle a lot of Suna goods, since most non-Suna shinobi aren’t allowed in. Personally I’d recommend the glasswork- it’s probably some of the best in the world.” He explains, showing you it’s location on a map.“Stay safe, girls. This dusty old archeologist will be rooting for you!” he calls out as the four of you depart.Within a day’s travel, you’re able to locate the oasis town- though you doubt it would’ve went nearly as smoothly without Hinata’s Byakugan. Those things are truly a godsend for navigation.While Itachi-sensei handles lodging for the night, the three of you decide to spend some time shopping. You all pick out some “traditional” Suna garb- though it’s pretty light and form fitting for a bunch of desert bandits. You don’t tell the saleswoman that, though.You purchase a hand-blown glass tea set for Maru- thankfully it comes in a very secure padded case. You have trouble finding anything that you believe will directly interest your father- before buying him a colored glass globe of the world- as well something called a “hookah”, used for smoking tobacco. You almost don’t- but you decide it wouldn’t be fair to spend more money on Maru than father. You’ve also somewhat come to terms with him not quitting smoking- although you might want to sneak the gift around Maru.For Danzo, you keep it simple- you buy a few sets of Suna literature- legends, alternate histories, books on flora and fauna. Something to add to his library- and sure enough, there is a chapter on Sandworms. Ugh.The night’s rest is peaceful, and Itachi-sensei even takes the liberty to rent some domesticated camels to carry your purchases. Though you’re sure he could’ve carried it all just fine.
>>48546515>bought daddo a hookahBEST DAUGHTER CONFIRMED
>>48546515Looks like Itachi weaseled his way out of that one.
When is Danzo going to stop ignoring the elephant in the room and order the assassination of the Potato Chip Ninjas? We all the know the Fourth Hokage doesn't have the balls to do it.They are a menace and must be put down like the animals they are.
>>48546558>Break the camel's leg>Whoops look like you need to carry everything after all sensei
>>48546569Oh god, if Tsuki & Team get sent on a mission to fight them?Hilarious.
>>48546569Gotta rescue the uchihas from themselves.
>>48546592Uchiha on Uchiha violence is not a problem! IT'S A SOLUTION!
>>48546608Tobirama did nothing wrong. Besides letting the Uchiha live
>>48546608Not wiping out the whole clan.Now, just removing the current head and lettin itachi take over...
>>48546515Wargle, is anything from the Itachi Shinden Novels/filler in this universe?
You exchange the camels for a carriage at the border for the return ride. You want to ask ask Itachi so many questions- although you figure it would be rude to do it in public.As the four of you ride in relative silence, though, he begins to speak.“I’m sorry that my family troubles put you all in danger. There is no excuse for it-” he begins, before getting cut off by all three of you.“Sensei, ENOUGH!” the three of you shout.He’s somewhat taken aback- but starts laughing.You all laugh with him- it’s rare that you all can share something so genuine.“He is my cousin, you see.” Itachi begins to explain once the laughter had subsided. “We were always really close as kids- he taught me a lot of what I know, being seven years older than I. He was always dedicated to the village- which was so many of us were shocked when he left. He came to see me, right before he left- said he needed to find himself. He seemed so shaken- it was the only time I had ever seen him so upset.”“The village at that time was in a transitionary period- your father had only been Hokage for a few year, Nori, and there was some tension on Village matters. ANBU cycled leaders and positions on certain things that had been set before the Third’s time were changed- these things weren’t particularly popular among certain elders.”His eyes catch yours, if only for a moment. You know of who he speaks.“Shisui now, though… it’s almost like he’s an entirely different person. I can see a little of the old him in there, but… I can only wonder what these years of travel have done to him.”“His eyes, they seemed a bit odd, sensei. Even for an Uchiha.” Hinata notes.“Yes, Shisui lost his right eye.” he says to nobody in particular.“I… don’t know whose eye he has now.” he finishes. The subject is politely dropped after that point.
>>48546643The prophecy literally states that they will always cause shit and will constantly fight with the Senjus upsetting the balance of the world its much better to just kill them all and solve the issue
>>48546674The Senju are dead though.
>>48546670Not to knock the art, but isn't his right eye a basic Sharingan?
>>48546704But their ideology lives on and theirs still the Uzumaki
so glad this thread is still running
>>48546704And what >>48546674 said is wrong anyway. The Senju and Uchiha only fought because they were the best clans around during the period before the Villages. Only the Transmigrants are destined to fight for all time, and those are the most direct descendents of Indra and Ashura. Who don't have to be Senju or Uchiha, necessarily.
>>48546704I mean, Slug princess is still around.She is the last living Senju, though.
>>48546730But aren't all the Uchiha technically decedents though since its all from one of Kaguya's kids?
>>48546764All she had to do was let Jiraiya hit it once! JUST ONCE!Dan was a faggot anyway. and Nawaki was a scrub.
>>48546764Despite everything Jiraiya's done to try and help her with that problemLike fucking. Fucking would make more Senju.
>>48546705They're both capable of shifting, but normally his right eye is a fully activated sharingan.
>>48546768yes, we're all cousins and inbred and every sex act in the Narutoverse is incesthot sweaty steamy incestThat cute NarutoXHinata doujin you read last month? Incest
>>48546674Who gives a flying fuck about prophecy
>>48546779>>48546772>>48546764what are the chances we set dad up on a hot date?
>>48546779Can she even have children at this point.
>>48546780But if the eye isn't his, wouldn't it be a different Mangyeko? Or even an Eternal Mangyeko?>>48546768What I'm saying is that if there were no Uchiha or Senju left, then the next Transmigrants would be from other people descended from the Brothers. Like the Uzumaki. Transmigrants don't have much to do with the Sage, but his sons.
>>48546790How am I wrong in that statement though? To be an Uchiha you have to be a descendant of the original Uchiha founder theirs no other way to be an Uchiha
>>48546805It would break Danzo's heart
>>48546790Naruto and Hinata are so distantly related it's not even incest. I'm pretty sure that as white Europeans with ancestors in the British Isles my girlfriend and I have a more recent common ancestor than them. Their shared ancestor is either Kaguya or Hamura from a millenium ago.
Did we ever get a clear idea of who our mother was? I know we spoke with Danzo but I feel like we're still missing stuff.
>>48546832That's probably my fault, I didn't specify a mangekyo type. Eternal mangekyo can only come from close relations, like siblings or parents.
>>48546828Medinin mistress and senja live a LONG time.
>>48546886Yes but you know. Past a certain age, not really possible or advisable to have kids.
>>48546886Not sure that changes when menopause happens, or the fact that she's actually a gross mummy underneath her veneer, bud.
>>48546805I don't want to cuck Jiraya though, he deserves better
>>48546880one of the sharingan designs should be dickbutt
>>48546902She's not though? She's Jiraya's age..
>>48546912jiraya cucked himself tho
>>48546902It does when chakra makes your body healthier and last a lot longer. She has it in spades.
>>48546917Maybe it's just after expending a lot of chakra, but she does not really look the way she looks. >>48546880So it's an unknown Mangyeko? Fun. I'm actually wracking my brain for possible right eye candidates and I can think of none.
>>48546917jiraiya's, like, 50>>48546902pretty sure tsunade can nosell any biological process she wants
>>48546947Yeah she looks a little worse for ware, but she's not mummy like at all.
Jiraiya is a tiger! You don't put a leash on a tiger!Just let him knock boots with Slug princess once and let him ride a much younger and less bitchier girl off into the sunset.
>>48546958Gave his right eye to Kakashi.
>>48546968Oh right. Madara had tons though.
>>48546958>What's your name?>Uchiha...Obito!>*WHIP*>YOUR NAME IS TOBI!
>>48546982And the show was called Roots.So, yeah.
The ride back to Konoha is peaceful, at least. You have a hard time sneaking away to feed the flower, but you’re able to make sure it stays healthy. After another day’s worth of travel, you reach home- Konoha.As you step out of the carriage, a gust of wind catches you- it’s pleasant, unlike the nasty heat of the Land of Wind.You’re happy to be home.Itachi makes a point to head directly to the Hokage’s offices to report the mission a success, and to speak with the Fourth regarding the Kazekage’s agreement.You make to follow him-Before you’re stopped dead in your tracks by his finger on your forehead.“Not this time, Tsuki. Go have some fun. If you’re serious about the chunin exams, you’re not going to have much free time for the next month.” he teases.You pout. His stoicism wins out, though.He’s probably right- and you have some errands you need to do, anyway.Where should you head first?1. Home. The family is waiting.2. The Yamanaka’s. You want to know about this flower.3. Escort Hinata home, and maybe bother her arrogant cousin.4. Escort Nori home, and possibly interact with her brother. 5. Somewhere else! (Where?)
>>48547014>1. Home. The family is waiting.
>>48546982If we ever see Toneri we have to ask him if he's seen my sides
>>48547014>2. The Yamanaka’s. You want to know about this flower.
>>485470143. Escort Hinata home, and maybe bother her arrogant cousin.Protect squadmate annoy Neji
>>48547014>1. Home. The family is waiting.Family is first.
>>48547014>3. Escort Hinata home, and maybe bother her arrogant cousin.
>>48547019I don't get it.
>>48547014>3. Escort Hinata home, and maybe bother her arrogant cousin.then>2. The Yamanaka’s. You want to know about this flower.
>>48546981Madara and Obito had tons of Sharingan, Mangyeko are a lot harder to come by though, I don't think it's ever confirmed they had more than basics.
>>48547014>1. Home. The family is waiting.We need to stash the egg in a safe place.
>>48547014>2. The Yamanaka’s. You want to know about this flower.flower power
>>48547014 >3. Escort Hinata home, and maybe bother her arrogant cousin.
>>48547014Finally, >head home to best daddy danzo and dream arguments between dream-kaguya and dream-cardinal beasts about lack of space and shared screentime
>>48547074Nah you have to keep the behelit on you at all times it shields you from bullshit
>>48547014>4. Escort Nori home, and possibly interact with her brother.
>>48547014>1. Home. The family is waiting.I thought of Tsuki hooking up with Naruto just to see what Nori would do and for the lulz.
>>48547014>1. Home. The family is waiting. >>48547022>>48547052>>48547034Am I the only one who would be okay with Neji?>>48547047Toneri Otsutsuki lives on the moon, saying your sides are somewhere far away when you've laughed at something hard is an expression/meme
>>48547014>1. Home. The family is waiting.>>48547115Neji is okay.Shika is where it's at.
>>48547115Nah Haku is the correct choice>Satisfies Yuri fans >Brings a new bloodline into the village>Will take our name>Strong
>>48547142Yuri is shit and that "bloodline" is weak.
>>48547115He is a pretty good catch.And with him being branch family, easier to have him marry into our clan.
>>48547115Yeah I got the sides bit but I had no idea who Toneri was. And I also meant that I don't get this>>48546982 (I probably do but I'm probably overthinking it)
Time to visit the family and distribute gifts. Writing.
>>48547115For genetics? I guess. He's a bit scrawny though.
>>48547156This guy gets it. Besides, he's only a twat now because of PART ONE TRAUMA that most male characters bore.
>>48547155No it isn't the bloodline was strong as shit and really versatile
>>48547167Toneri is the villain from the Last movie.
>>48547188Already got a bloodline gimmick yah dingus!
>>48547188And it ended because a couple of punks defeated him.
>>48547180And he got the shit beaten out of him by naruto. He should be better, next time we see him. Hopefully soon. We dont see alot of the other friends we have outside 3-Princesses.
>>48547188Haku's bloodline is pretty weak, both in their strength, and how common Ice Release is among them. Hell, I'd rather take the chance with Kimimaro's bloodline, given a choice.
>>48547208Kakashi just couldn't stop murdering him
>>48547224Maybe Kakashi's penchant for puncturing the chest is Freudian, stemming from a desire to be close to his mother, who died when he was an infant.
>>48547241Chidori?More like Dickdori.
>>485470142Then 1Time for shenanigans tomorrow.Business today.
Guys... Haku is probably already dead.
>>48547275He wanted to be with his boy- I mean his BFF in the afterlife.
>>48547275Oh well. What a shame, etc
>>48547209While we're on the subject of Toneri and eligible partners, he's probably not insane yet. And Otsutsuki's are guaranteed the Byakugan, moreso than the Hyuuga are. We must commence the Norihime Space Program immediately!Plus being on the Moon/in the Otsutsuki Clan might give us bonus points with Kaguya. Maybe this is what Wargle intended, and Egg-chan is our future Otsutsuki daughterIt's official anons and trips, I'm throwing Toneri Otsutsuki into the running for Tsuki's Tsuki!
You enter your manor- and an entire army of servants greet you.“Welcome home, Mistress Tsuki!”Ah yes, home at last.You direct your servants to bring in your things- after all, it would be unbecoming to haul them all in yourself. Maru is the first to greet you-“Ah! Tsuki-dono! I hope that horrible desert wasn’t too harsh on you?” she coos, hugging you tightly.“A-ah, no Maru, I’m fine, really.” you cough out.“I did get you something, though-” you start.Her eyes light up when she sees the glass tea set being brought in.“Oh Tsuki-dono, you shouldn’t have! To think you were worried about such a thing while amidst the desert…” She croons, hugging you even tighter.You’re pretty sure you have never been closer to death.------------
>>48547316>splaying legs for filler and movie villains
>>48547322>You’re pretty sure you have never been closer to death.the marshmallow hell is real
You knock gently on Danzo’s door.“Please, come in, Tsuki-dono.” the reassuring voice says from the other side.“Just wanted to check in, Danzo- here, I brought you something, as well.” you say, summoning the next servant, who produces the bound books.He smiles. “You are too kind to this old man, Tsuki-dono. I would love to go over these with you at length.”You don’t have the heart to tell him you already read them.“Of course, Danzo. I have many things to talk to you about- but I need to run a few more errands first, as well as seeing father. I’ll be back later! Promise!” you say, giving the older man a big hug.-------------
>>48547322I like the picture for Maru you decided on.
>>48547323He's a canon villain. And better than the Boruto villains anyway. >>48547316And if the egg tells us where the moon portal is we can get to the moon no problem, especially with Itachi there.
>>48547332Danzo is so cute. How can people dislike him?:3c
>>48547332>You don’t have the heart to tell him you already read them.How fast of a reader is Tsuki?
>>48547359had plenty of time to read with Itachi princess carrying her across the desert
>>48547359She's a genius plus her bonus so probably read them in a day.
>>48547369>Sensei my legs are killing me can you carry me a bit>Alright Tsuki hop on my back>My arms are killing me too Sensei
>>48547381That seems a bit much considering it was a bunch of tomes. Unless she just sat on her camel reading and never talking or sleeping.
>>48547403Well, I meant throughout their travel back home, not in a literal single day.
>>48547423I thought it was only a couple of days between Leaf and Sand. Crap, I think I'm listening to Guy. That just leaves me with one big question... Why is Nori named Uzumaki?
>>48547463Because Minato is whipped.
>>48547463Well you see when a man and a woman love each other very much...They ask Itachi-sensei to explain where children come from.
The next one requires some maneuvering- Maru cannot know what you got Father. You make a show of collecting the Globe from a servant, then wait till Maru walks off to handle some aspect of the household.Quickly, you usher in the servants carrying the hookah under the stairs, towards your father’s office.You greet your father’s door with the secret knock.“Ah! My princess has returned! Come in, dear.” your father’s voice says from beyond the door.You hold the door open for the men to produce the hookah, then set the globe gently down on top of a nearby table.“Ah, the princess comes bearing gifts! You spoil me, Tsuki.” he says, eyeing the hookah.You and your father share a bit of light conversation- including the fact that your client was a chain-smoker of Norihime brand cigarettes. He nearly bowls over laughing.“How does he buy so many? They aren’t exactly widely available.” he says, his laughter bringing tears to his eyes.“Still, he sounds like an interesting man- and his brand loyalty is commendable. Maybe we should think up a sort of customer rewards program? Hmmm~”You see the gears turning- meaning only one thing.“Going to contact the outlets in the Capital?” you say with a knowing smile.“In a minute! I need to hammer out the fine details. Care to join me?” he says with a grin.“I’d love to- but I need to finish a few more things. I’ll look it over tonight, ok?”“That’s my girl. I’ll leave a copy near your bed. Now, off you go!” he says, ushering you out.“Go have some fun! Don’t be a workaholic like your lame old dad.”----------------
>>48547403It's not that much if you're a decent reader and have the time. On a trip from LA to Tucson once I read all of Clausewitz in the original German and compared it to the English translation, and still had time to read a trashy romance novel.Which I subsequently pitched out the window. It's probably still out there somewhere gathering dust. Point is there was probably plenty of time.
>>48547519>On a trip from LA to Tucson once I read all of Clausewitz in the original German and compared it to the English translationwhat is wrong with you10 volumes over thousands of pages? did you walk or something?
>>48547552By "Clausewitz" I meant Vom Kriege, and a relatively short list of his shorter works that never made it into the collected volume. So technically not "all" as in "every single thing he wrote ever".
With your visits over and gifts given, you find yourself with some free time before dinner. It’s probably time you come to a decision regarding the flower. You could bring it to the Yamanaka’s- they’re the best in town, and you’re friends with Ino.Alternatively, you could hand it over to Danzo. He has connections, and is more likely to weaponize it, if you want.You…1. Bring the flower to the Yamanaka’s.2. Give the flower to Danzo.
>>48547601>2. Give the flower to Danzo.
>>48547601>2. Give the flower to Danzo.This could be a good step to making more powerful tools for ourselves.
>>485476012. Give the flower to Danzo.
>>48547601>2. Give the flower to Danzo.If we give it to the Yamanaka's Minato will be told and then he'll ban weaponizing it
>>48547601>2. Give the flower to Danzo.Let's ask him first if they're trust-worthy.
>>48547601>1. Bring the flower to the Yamanaka’s.FUCK DANZO.
>>48547601>2. Give the flower to Danzo.Make second daddy proud, your little girl bought you murder presents. He may tell us to give it to the blondies anyways
>>48547609Nah, it gives me the feeling that it will backfire on Tsuki. Like infecting dad.
>>48547601>1. Bring the flower to the Yamanaka’s.After seeing what it does firsthand, and knowing where it came from, I'd be more likely to keep this as above-board as possible.I would however ask Danzo about a goddess known as "Kaguya".
>>48547622Get out Anbu this is a ROOT quest
>>48547629He is like, a quarter wood style. >>48547601>1. Bring the flower to the Yamanaka’s.Makes sense both IC and OOC, but Tsuki has to listen to more than one voice in her head.
>>48547634At most three living people on the planet know of that story, not counting Zetsu.
>>48547601>1Don't want to waste Danzo's time if it's not a huge deal.
>All these faithless cowards, not trusting our loyal retainerthis is the sort of thinking that will bring down the Leaf
>>48547597okay that's sane. I am less worried for your mental health now.>>48547601>2. Give the flower to Danzo.2nd dad always
>>48547623ROOT is dead. Danzo doesn't have the resources and personnel at his disposal anymore to contain a bioweapon, and doing anything other than keeping this firmly contained puts the village at undue risk.
>>48547669He's not really doing anything else anon
>>48547637I don't think Danzo is competent. He's clearly more interested in personal power than the good of the leaf. And may I remind you that bringing mysterious objects found in ancient ruins into our home village is never a good idea. And yet you have the nerve to claim to support ROOT.
>>48547714How has Danzo shown us anything but competence? What shows Tsuki that he is only interested in personal power?
>>48547714He wanted the power so that he could do what he thought was good for the leaf, and we have it contaned right now and Danzo still has his secret lair which has to have something to contain this
>>48547682Nah, but being somewhat specialists in the area we're likely to get things from them that Danzo wouldn't know.Easier access to a greater depth of information.Which we can later tell Danzo about, while maintaining being super unsuspicious.At this point we're bordering on "traveling klepto-ninja"Which is fine, but we're prone to telling others to lookit our moments.
You know anons, our team is pretty well equipped to take out the Sand Siblings sans Gaara.
>>48547743We're the counter to Gaara..
>>48547714>bringing mysterious objects found in ancient ruins into our home village is never a good ideaSo much fucking this. People keep forgetting that the best form of secrecy is a reputation for honesty, and that the best way to protect something or someone is not to threaten them through negligence.Oh well. Pissing in the wind at this point.
Since it's hinting Tsuki is going to train soon, I suggest we work on hand seals, int, and speed.
>>48547743Stick a stellar chakra boosted katana through Temari's fan and crisp Kakuro's puppets.
>>48547742But think about what the Yamanaka would think. Little girl comes in with dangerous flower that drinks blood, we should tell the Hokage about this. Then we lose the chance to experiment with this and weaponize it for ourselves>>48547755We should spend time learning some more jutsu
>>48547745We're more of a counter to Temari.
>>48547743I think even with Gaara we can go toe-to-toe
>>48547735True my beef with Danzo is entirely Meta. However how competent is the leader of a secret organisation when he and the secret organisation is abolished?>>48547739Pollen gets everywhere. Tsuki probably gets covered in the stuff every time you idiots had her feed the fucking thing.
>>48547768True, but I'd say we're also a hard counter to Gaara.
>>48547742Momentos, sorry.Phone posting.At any rate we simply cannot rely on Danzo for everything.It would cripple us as ninja and businesswomen.Think of it as networking practice, while giving us something to talk to second Dadzo about later.Perhaps headpats.
>>48547773We would have to bring out Stellar, but ya I think we can win
>>48547764>Then we lose the chance to experiment with this and weaponize it for ourselvesFine by me.
>>48547775Hey, I wanted to destroy the thing or leave it but the majority wanted to keep it.
>>48547773We'd have to surprise him with stellar and hope he didn't go beast before it killed him.
When Tsuki goes to the beachone piece or two piece bathing suit?
>>48547785>>48547773How would Tsuki counter being covered and crushed in sand? Sure she can hit hard, but once she's caught she's out of the fight.
>>48547764See >>48547752Part of what brought ROOT down was that everyone who knew of its existence knew they were into some shady shit, including the Hokage. So they were constantly suspected of shady shit even when they weren't actively engaged in it, meaning someone was constantly breathing down Danzo's neck.Sometimes you're better served investing in building a reputation to fall back on later than toying around with creepy flowers that may or may not be weaponizable.
>>48547802two piece, clearly
>>48547764Shinobi always bring back new and dangerous stuff. Like when we brought back the kibas.
>>48547785>>48547792Nori is sorta-half-jinchuuriki of a higher tailed beast, so we can outlast or match him easy even without stellar-blitz
>>48547773You seem confident, how do you think it could play out?>>48547781Howso? Besides baking him alive with Stellar Release inside his sand armor.
>>48547815Which we gave to the Hokage to build our reputation of being a good little Konoha shinobi.
>>48547819Turning sand to glass.Obviously.
>>48547802The classy choice anon sling>>48547815Ya and Minato made us make conditions to keep the swords and wasn't going to let us keep them until we convinced him>>48547806Afterglow might help
>>48547817I thought it was a Tsuki on Garra fight.Say one of the one on ones at the end of the exams.
>>48547802one piece with open back, of course>>48547819>how do you think it could play out?lots of ways. if Tsuki is willing to use stellar, that will steadily reduce his supply of sand and make his absolute defense actively restrict his own movement. if not, Nori can match or beat him, as a jinchuuriki. even the least favorable matchup against Gaara, Hinata, has rotation and summons to stall for someone better suited
>>48547817>We can easily outmatch Gaara. This kind of overconfidence kills sensei's, anon.
>>48547802Depends on company expected and reason for going.Tanning and flirting gets an eye catching two piece.Dates and exercise gets a subdued but properly cut one piece so as to mix modesty with just a hint of allure while being altogether practical.
>>48547829>>48547836We're still going to bbe able to us them.And the conditions were more to not use them against leaf ninja. We'd have access to leading minds on flowers on how dangerous this thing is or on how to safely use it.
>>48547802Monokini with more skin than fabric showing, but still enough to keep you guessing. >>48547845I didn't mean 3 on 1 vs Gaara, I meant 3 on 2 vs Temari and Kankuro or 3 on 3 Team Itachi vs Sand Siblings
>>48547837ah. still, if tsuki uses stellar, she's faster than his sand with afterglow (yuck that name is awful), and can turn his weapon into liquid danger zones and cook him through convectionif she doesn't, she'll still have strong lightning and fire jutsu to pierce the sand he has on defense and melt the sand he sends after her
Instead of weaponizing, how about finding ways to counteract it?
I love you all. But at this time we are...>Giving the flower to DanzoWriting.
>>48547884>I love you all.
>>48547876I still laugh anytime the name is brought upYou fuckers voted for it
>>48547876>Genin/Chunin level fire and lightning jutsu's taking out GaaraI'm not a huge fan of the guy, honestly, but it feels like we're underestimating him here.
>>48547884>Tsuki giving a boy a flowerara ara
>>48547890Get ready because were naming all of the moves something subtly sexual so older Tsuki gets embarrassed when she does her moves
>>48547893This. It's good to be confident but Wargle did say he will make it a challenge.
>>48547876>>48547890Afterglow is a good name.>>48547893We probably are, but Tsuki's Stellar stuff is gonna wreck sand, though.
>>48547893We have a month to train, I'm certain Danzo or whoever we get to train us can teach us one jonin level jutsu to counter Gaara
>>48547867I'm this guy >>48547829 I am for giving the flower to Yamanaka and giving the swords to Minato.>>48547884Yay the 'Danzo my waifu' fags win what a surprise (CURSE YOU DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM). If this comes back to bite us in the arse, I vote we make it seem like Danzo mislead us so we don't get kicked out of the leaf and killed by ROOT for being a threat to the village.
>>48547911Stellar yes, fire and lightning on their own, no. I feel like Tsuki is similar to a more jutsu-oriented Chunin Exam Sasuke. Or at least she will be by the time the Exam rolls around.
>>48547905I'm fine with her being utterly blasé about it.However, other people doing it tending to make her just topple from critical blush.
>>485478683 on 3 is too complicated with too many factors to properly call either way, but I still put it in favor of Buntai-San-Hime. Assume the worst possible scenario of Kankuro tying up Nori, Tsuki and Temari, and Hinata and Gaara. Kankuro can make Nori waste her time but can't win. Hinata has sufficient defensive ability to survive Gaara, IMO, with rotation and summons. Tsuki beats Temari hands-down, can make Shadow Clones to know what's going on with the rest and assist, and can wrap it up from there. That's the worst situation that isn't hilariously unlikely.>>48547893if Tsuki can pick up Shadow Clones in a day or so, she can pick up sufficient relevant stronger jutsu of each element in a month. She/We is/are good at that sort of planning with information, so Tsuki will even pick out appropriate jutsu instead of just general purpose ones.
>>48547937>You named that attack Konoha Threeway?>S-Shut up I didn't know what it meant
>>48547927Not even danzos going to get us or leaf into shit for no good reason.I wanted the Yamanakas too but the fact that danzo really really cares for tsuki means that even he will have some dangerous weaponisations he wont cros on account of putting tuki in too much danger. Lets see how this goes.
>>48547949CHALLENGE THEM TO SPACE JAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3fcWev0qfU&ab_channel=BotanicSage[BS]
>>48547927You know what would really convince Minato of her loyalty? Tsuki's virginity
You decide it’s probably a better idea to give the flower to Danzo. What would the Yamanakas think if you brought this deadly thing into their shop, anyway?You head back down to Danzo’s room, and knock again.“Back so soon, Tsuki-dono? Please come in.” he says.As you do, you produce the container. “I brought some more things back, as I said. I decided it would be best to discuss these things with you before anyone else.” you report.“You honor me, Tsuki-dono. Come, let us head into the facility. We’ll spend as much time as you need.” He rises, producing the key from around his neck.You ride the elevator down in silence.As the lights from the facility flicker to life, you realize just how much you’re going to need to go over- the plant, the egg, Lemeza, the ruins, Akatsuki, Shisui and Kisame, the joint exams….Or do you…? Just how much does Danzo need to know…..?
>>48547966>risking the wrath the Satan's Tomato
>>48547955You say that like Danzo will have a say in the matter.
>>48547927There is no ROOT. Danzo made some critical mistakes and fucked it all up.If we really wanted to go that route we'd need to make sure we didn't repeat his mistakes: some degree of transparency, willingness to cooperate with regular forces, and much more restrained targeting standards would have to be a must. Otherwise we'd just be setting ourselves up for failure, and probably end up worsening any situation we touch.
>>48547955But does Danzo really care about us? Maybe he does, but maybe us Norhime are pawns. Maybe he's keeping us safe and cares about. Maybe he's slowly turning us to Orochimaru. Maybe he wants us to supplant Shisui one day. Maybe he does actually care. You can never tell with Danzo Shimura.
Tsuki should probably find ways to increase her standing in the village.
>>48547975Everything except the Egg, as far as that just ask if he knows the name Kaguya
And that's it for tonight, since are cruising directly to page 9 at light speed, and I need to sleep.Didn't get QUITE as much done as I wanted, but overall we're very close. Next time, be ready for some TRAINING and EXAM PREP.You'll also have some quality time with Danzo.@WargleQM for Moon BunniesThere will be a bit of a gap between this thread and the next, as my work schedule is changing. However, if people are not averse to running later (9pm central) this need not be the case.POST THREAD BEGINS NOW
>>48547984The mistakes Danzo made were acting like a cartoon villain and going against the group aligned with a protagonists' ideals. IRL, other than the eye thing, Danzo really wouldn't stand out too much in a NSA/CIA/DEVGRU line up.
>>48548003Seconding this. Even though I think all he'll say about the name is information about the clan and maybe a sneaky Orochimaru reference
>>48547975tell him all of it
>>48548012That doesn't involve using her body.>>48548023Thank you for running, Wargle.
>>48548023I'm up for running later.Thanks for running, Wargle!
>>48547984I agree with you. So we souldn't do things like bringing back eldritch, psychic flowers that have a taste for blood and giving it to a guy Tsuki knows is not looked upon favorably by the majority of the village.
>>48548012I think that would just make Minato think less of her and her two dads, really...
>>48547975I think we should discuss all.I'm just slightly iffy about discussing shisui. Hes never really liked the uchihas.
>>48548023Damnit. I get back and ya end the thing. Teach me to go drinking with a few friends.
If there's any time, what should Tsuki invent to sell?
>>48548001Just by doing missions and making more inroads with our business, the more important we are to the village economically the more they'll kiss our ass>>48548023Would you be up for that Tsuki AU thread mentioned earlier down the line
>>48548037Well we've brought it to him. Lets bring up taking it to the yamanakas to look over as well. Our teammates know we took it too anyways. Its not going to stay very hidden very long.
>>48548041>Implying Minato wouldn't secretly love a chance to actually be on top and dominate for onceBesides, it could be the training he promised, Kunoichi definitely get raped more often than Kishi admitted.
>>48548066Hmm, this is true.
>>48548023>Running from 10pm to 4:30amYeah sounds good
>>48548080>tfw Be a Westcoastfag
>>48548023If it means more Shinobi Quest, I will take any time
Who's the Rin in this Universe?>Rin
>>48548101Gargle the Wargle, anon.
>>48548080Can't help it anon. I don't have another day off (Where I could run relatively early) for another week. Probably good for the Europoors and Ausfags, though :'D
>>48548125>Probably good for the Europoors and Ausfags, though :'DAbsofuckinglutely>tfw GMT+8
>>48548125Not him but go for it, I already stay up till 5 for Mecha Space Pirate
I had a dream of Tsuki and Shika doing their couple's duty. They were trying to outdo each with sex Jutsu techniques. It was pretty funny for me.
>>48548141Wong needs a twitter. I always miss the start.
>>48548125Is pic related gonna be Femto!Tsuki's form, if she goes that route?Also, how fast can Tsuki read?
>>48548153His stubbornness has almost made me drop it.
>>48548158Dammit, can we stop with the femto shit
>>48548153I agree, I think he's too stuck in his way though. I mean whats he going to do if he has to cancel or something happens. We should probably bring it up to him again monday>>48548163Just for the twitter thing?
>>48548158No to Femtos. Tsuki already sold her soul to money.
>>48548173We'd just wait around until its pretty clear hes not running.We're all sluts to roarke, after all.
>>48548125>Be Ausfag>Browsing /tg/>Noon>Oh boi, shinoibi quest>65° degree temperatures don't help with the page's loading time>Thread finally loads at 1:30>Already pissed of Fosters>Toime to kick some ass Tsuki>Update thread>20 minutes later get to weigh in on the first choice>Snakes are a fucken stupid choice Hinata, but Oi got one roight here for you>My sister hears and thinks I'm talking to another girl>Gets jealous and pounds the wall>5 giant huntsmen drop from the ceiling>Only 1.5m each, not too big>Bloomin hell, these are orb weavin spoidahs!>Get bitten by spoidah>die
>>48548190Say what you will Wong is amazing at writing
>>48548209Is Mecha Space Pirate worth getting invested in?
>>48548209That and glorious 80s music.>>48548222We're about to go into a duel the next session. With Bohemian Rhapsody blaring from our mech's speakers.
>>48548170Personally I agree with you, but you know how anons can get.Then again I don't want to give our manservant all the things and just assume he's hypercompetent in every subject either.
>>48548236You're absolutely right anon. In the subject of teaching us how to please, I pick Minato. He owes us a lesson, right?
>>48548236We're bringing it to him for his views first anyways. We can always suggest bringing in the specialists during our discussions.
>>48548222I'm a little too biased but yes its got great characters, its hotblooded mech action, and we spend most of the time fucking up everyone's plans and laughing at them
>>48548236I just like the idea of Femto!Tsuki.And I wanna give Danzo everything except for Shisui/Akatsuki stuff, and the egg.The rest we'll tell him about, I think.
>>48548256And music. We're gonna have to do Dare and The Touch at some point.
>>48548192> A fellow aussie disrespecting snakes.Where the bloody hell are you from, Tasmania? I bet you don't even go outside wearing a tiger snake around your neck to kill the drop bears so you can harvest them.Besides which a combat style that wins by poking would get so much from lightning fast strikes and agile curves and twists. Do you even synergy mate?
>>48548265Between you and me I want to do another mixtape but anons were getting annoyed so I promised not to bring it up again
>>48548251You can do better anon.It's not too late.
>>48548192I think this is what the drawfag goes through on a daily basis
>>48548278I'm not saying to steal him. Just Provide much needed relaxation and release/relief
>>48548287The drawfag is an aussie?
>>48548301>Minato>Worth anything I bet your favorite ice cream is bargain vanilla.
>>48548308Yep, he is indeed
Can we please visit Ino a little folks..poor girl needs more screen time and development.
>>48548440We'll bribe her to get Nori passed the written exams.
>>48548440I say a shopping spree with everyone before the exam.
>>48548457Good idea, bribe her to have Nori pass. Money and a new dress.
>>48548466Lets do it, more opportunities to play queen bee and have the next generation look towards us as a leader
>>48548440Not just her. Need to see our other batchmates as well.
>>48548479Hell we could even do a sleepover
>>48548495Joint Training/Camping trip?With all the other genin teams?
>>48548440We should have a girls shopping trip, go full Queen Bee. Tease the shit out the boys.I'd also like to visit Neji at some point
>>4854849510000% All the Kunoichi
>>48548562Hiashi and Minato would probably not allow that.
>>48548440Tenten can be our weapons keeper after we induct her shop into our Corp EmpireIno can be the lead of our Perfume brandSakura can be our Medical assistant and scientist Hinata can be HokageNori can be our official food Taster
>>48548635Have Nori organise it.Watch hinata turn into a sputtering mess.
>>48548635>>48548666Kunoichi means the girls, specifically the girls from our class.
>>48548666>>48548678Yeah. And they'd say no, I bet.
>>48548635They don't get a choice...Let Tsuki's Yuri harem begin...only to go after a yet to be chosen boy. Have the girls jealous.
>>48548684...why? Literally zero reason why they'd say no.
>>48548733Fucking arm's reach from Danzo.
>>48548733>>48548740then the have-nori-organise-it-so-its-at-her-house?
>>48548740dude...he said have Nori set it up. Danzo is well away
>>48548779>>48548755Sure, I guess.
>>48548678>not inviting Old Lady Tsunade
>inb4 Tsukiyomi goes full conspiracy and nobody gets it>"Negotiations with the Moon Rabbits have reached an impasse!"