Shinobi Quest #24This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime and the team spent some time investigating the ruins site in the Land of Wind. According to Lemeza, sites similar to this one had been found all over the Great Nations- and that the secrets behind them were just now coming to light. Investigating several rooms, eventually the team came upon the corpse of a researcher who had accompanied Dr. Tamaishi, one of Lemeza’s rivals, into the ruins days before. Blooming from his rent chest was a growth of oddly beautiful flowers- which Tsuki decided to take a sample of.Proceeding into the unlocked area of the ruins behind the altar, the team discovered a great swathe of treasure- treasure which had been enchanted with powerful mind altering spells, to compel any trespassers to throw themselves into the hall below, filled with wealth. They would never leave. With Itachi’s help, Nori and Lemeza, neither of which had a true defense against the genjutsu, were able to overcome it, and the party moved forward.
The team discovered a great staircase heading both upwards and down into the depths. Tsuki made a shadow clone to go up, while the rest of the team went downwards. Upon reaching the bottom, they discovered a vast graveyard of people, seemly turned into wood. According to Hinata, though they were long dead, the faintest signature of chakra remained….Pushing forward, the team found another area for worship, displaying a grand mural, depicting a massive tree, with people surrounding it in supplication. Atop it, a woman not unlike a deity rested. Beneath it, a simple offering box lay. It was at this moment that Tsuki’s clone perished- burnt alive by dark flames, seemingly conjured out of thin air by Kisame’s mysterious partner.“Tell Itachi that I am here. I’m sure we have much to discuss…” a slight voice says, behind a pair of bright red eyes- sharingan.Upon waking, the part is greeted by Dr. Tamaishi, who seems a little less friendly than before…“Well now, it certainly does seem like you’ve discovered something, haven’t you? Hohoho…. “ the portly man says, his face curled up in a unnatural grin….
It's funking on
>>48440708If shisui does force a conflict, can we PLEASE use a Stellar Dragon Bullet on him?
>>48440772No. I mean it depends on how bad it gets, but most likely, no.
>>48440772Nah, we'll disengage before then
>>48440772If it comes down to it, it's close enough to the exams and I know our team will keep our secret. Itachi on the other hand.. He's anbu, and sworn to pretty much complete loyalty to the Hokage.
>>48440856Except there's this other thing I'm sure he'd like us to keep secret (connection to Shisui). At least, he'd like it to be secret from Danzo, if not others.
>>48440882Bad anon. No blackmailing our second sensei and crush.
>>48440919Personally, I'd be okay with it.
>>48440882Well we'll see what happens. I really don't think Tsuki is above blackmail though. Let's just do what me must to survive until then.
>>48440882And then Tsuki has genjutsu'd to forget whatever that connection to... whomever was.
>>48440938There's also the fact that we become a viable target for capture and baby factory-ing if it gets out we have this awesome kekkei genkai that's essentially fire on steroids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSs3V6l-kk“Tamaishi? Where is your team? Your bodyguards? We found one of your team members dead…” Lemeza says, somewhat flabbergasted. “Victims of the labyrinth my boy! Hohohoho-hahahaha!” The pudgy doctor says, cackling.“Oh- the need for this charade is long passed. You are all guilty! You shall not defile this sacred place! You blood shall be spilled to honor the almighty!”Tamaishi’s grin spreads even wider- at this point, it shouldn’t even by physically possible. His skin has turned a blotchy white in places, and his eyes have turned yellow. He takes a deep breath- and exhales. A cloud of white spores fly towards everyone…What do you do?1. Try to dodge the spores!2. Burn them away with a fire style technique!3. Do something else! (What?)>Write-in
>>48440956I doubt he'd do that.>>48440960True.
>>48440960As such, Itachi can probably keep one secret until the Chunin exams.>>48440965>Stellar Fireball!
>>48440965>2. Burn them away with a fire style technique!
>>48440965>1. Try to dodge the spores!
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>48440965>2. Burn them away with a fire style technique!1. Regular fire2. Stellar
>>48440965Do we know any water jutsu we could use to clump them together? Using a fire jutsu on a *highly flammable, powder-like substances in an enclosed space* is a terrible idea. Can anyone pronounce "flour explosion?"
>>484409652. Burn them away with a fire style technique! Quickly before they spread
>>48440976>>48440997fuck is wrong with you two? Why are you obsessed with bringing out the ace in the hole at the worst possible times?
>>48441023I rolled for mine. Not my fault.
>>48440965>2.Just a normal fireball, keep it in your pants anon we only have another month until the exams
>>48441057But you rolled so it is your fault.
>>48441076Not really. Blame it on the Dice Gods.
Burning all to ash.Writing.
Thinking as fast as possible, you make the signs for the Great Fireball. You inhale, then expel the great ball of flame- only to see it joined by another, presumably Itachi’s. The white cloud ignites and burns brightly as the fireballs pass through it; you cannot see if you hit Tamaishi or not.“He’s… gone?!” Hinata yells, exasperated. She probably has her Byakugan activated- but if she cannot see him, then that means…“He has to be below us! Everyone watch out!” you yell out in response.A faint voice whispers into your ear…“Aww, now you’re no fun. Ruining the surprise before the big show? Then die!” You turn to see a smiling face leering at you- protruding from the wall. What?In an instant, he’s upon you, with some great venus flytrap-like jaws!You immediately roll out of the way, with him missing you by just a hair. He passes right through the floor- once again completely out of sight.Itachi immediately takes control of the situation, issuing orders. “Everyone! Outside now! We cannot fight him in this enclosed space!” Everyone rushes outside, back towards the base of the tower. Once there, you all begin to try and locate him, but to no avail. Eventually, he rises from the earth, the guise of Tamaishi completely gone. Though he’s at a considerable distance, you can still make him out- his body is all white, with a green head of hair. His body is covered in lines, zigzagging across his entire frame.“The Star of the show makes his appearance! Trespassers! Witness the power our lady hath bestowed upon us! Arise, brothers! These interlopers wish to defile our sanctuary! Our time has come! Rise!” the man says, arms outstretched.
The wooden men and women on the ground begin to move! Slowly, at first, but sure enough, they begin to rise. As they do so, they begin to take on the white coloration, although many of them are not nearly as complete as he seems to be. Your group immediately backs off towards the tower entrance, taking a defensive position around the entryway. These new threats surround you on three sides…. This will not be an easy fight.(Roll me 1d100, first five. No crits will be counted.)
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>48441705Time to kick some ass
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>48441705
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>48441705
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>48441705
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>48441705Rolling
>>48441731 High of 65. Writing.
>>48441705awwww yiss time fo- oh fucking shit really Zetsu's out the wazoo?!Burn it all down!
Luckily these new creatures don’t seem to have the quickness the first one- or least, they don’t seem to. As they advance, each of your teammates takes them on.You and Itachi immediately pair up, performing a student/teacher Great Fireball! The two techniques fire off, burning up several of the wooden creatures along the way. At the same time, you can hear Hinata and Nori engaging in their own battles. Nori has two chakra chains wrapped around her arms, and wielding them with great effectiveness. As the bladed tip of each chain collides with the enemy, a loud boom echos throughout the chamber- it seems like she’s using Wind chakra to amplify the power of her strikes; several of them bisect the wooden men entirely.Hinata is using her Gentle Fist stance to great effectiveness, taking out several of the men as they approach. Her strikes are powerful- and even seem to be connecting at odd angles in a flurry of blows. These lesser monsters don’t stand a chance!….However, the numbers of these monsters don’t seem to be thinning by much. As each one falls, another seems to be rising from the earth! You’ll need to do something eventually- as strong as you all are, you worry about being overwhelmed by sheer numbers….You…1. Will blow them all away with a powerful technique!2. Have Itachi destroy them with a powerful technique!3. Try to find the leader from before! Maybe taking him out will change something?4. Do something different… (What?)
>>48442454>3. Try to find the leader from before! Maybe taking him out will change something?
>>48442454>4. Do something different… (What?)Escape. Fight our way out
>>48442454>4. Do something different… (What?)Great fireball with Nori doing a wind technique to boost it, get the others out of the way
>>48442454>Do something different.Yell to Nori to charge up a wind technique, work with Itachi to generate a huge fireball and then aim it centermass for when Nori let's it loose. Hinata can work as guard as we set up the twister/big flame of death. Anybody else have anything better? Just nuke it is what I suggest.
>>48442454>4. Do something different… (What?)Fighting retreat?
>>48442506Nuke em and use the time we buy to escape.
>>48442487>>48442506This does nothing but clear out their numbers.It's not going to break their spawning point and they'd keep coming.
>>48442487I agree with this, let's get close to Nori and try to coordinate a combined jutsu with wind and fire while Hinata and Itachi cover us. Then during/ in the wake of our jutsu have Hinata coordinate with itachi to find the orginal.
>>48442531>>48442454Then have Itachi take out the leader after we clear the mobs out.
>>48442531Unless we nuke the ground they come from and make it barren or make it too hot for them to erupt from.
>>48442643You may have something there anon..
>>48442683I think that would literally backfire on us.
Looks like you're going to use a combination technique with Nori. In the aftermath, what will you focus on?1. Trying to escape!2. Trying to find the original and take him down!
>>48442714>2. Trying to find the original and take him down!
>>48442643>>48442683But we're not even sure of the mechanics of how it spawns? It could be a result of this area, meaning if he wanted to, he could spawn them from the walls.We should actually instead see if hinata can trace any chakra signatures.
>>48442714>1. Trying to escape!
>>484427142. Trying to find the original and take him down!But primarily to help our escape from the other magic eyes without needing to worry about this jackass.
>>48442714>1. Trying to escape!I'd rather try to escape. Itachi could match him but zetsu only has to target us and itachi would be forced to move into unfavourable circumstances. Best to retreat.
>>48442714>1. Trying to escape!Didn't we tell Itachi if shit went south with Akutski (Or whatever the fuck they are) we'd bail?
>>48442714>Trying to escape!
>>48442714>1. Trying to escape!>>48442803Yes and the Norihime always keep their promises!It would be bad for business if we didn't.
>>48442803True, but IC I don't think we know their involved yet. At least not the zetsu.
>>48442823But we know fish guy was and he's already attacked, wouldn't that flag the escape condition?
We also havnt told him about the message yet, have we.
Please tell itachi the other akatski has his eyes and is waiting for us.
>>48442881Quick! Let's dye our hair and cover our face.
Looks like we're trying to flee.Writing.
>>48442881But Shisui doesn't have his eyes, just similar ones. Speaking of Shisui, I'm not sure he can use Amaterasu.
>>48443526He totally can.>>48440708>burnt alive by dark flames, seemingly conjured out of thin air by Kisame’s mysterious partner.
>>48443135Can you also include telling Itachi about our clone? And be specific? If we're walking into another trap I want at least him to know what we're up against.
>>48443560Right, I'm honestly fine with him using it. I guess I'm just being nitpicky. Only Itachi, Sasuke, and Indra could use it, not even Madara could use it, and he's the definitive Uchiha.
You need to get out of here before you’re overwhelmed. You call out to Nori to create a gust of wind to help fuel a big fire technique- hopefully to put a big enough dent in their numbers to let you escape. She nods, and both of you return to holding the line.After a few moments, you hear her call out to you-“It’s coming! Be ready princess, don’t let it knock you over!”“Wind Release: Gale Palm!”A strong blast of wind hits you from behind- and nearly bowls you right over. It’s hard to concentrate, but…“Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet!”You exhale a large gout of flame, and hold it for as long as your can. The result is a greatly magnified column of fire- burning all these plants to kindling.The smell hits you first- burning wood. Smoke trails are pouring off of the remains, as the entire center column of wooden men have been burnt to ash.Even now, though, you’re sure they’re still coming.“Let’s head up the tower! We need to get out of here!” you shout to the group as new hands begin clawing out from the ash of their comrades.After a few moments, the party agrees, and everyone starts to climb the tower. You’re all running as fast as you can- you doubt they’ll be far behind you.You do have another worry, though- Kisame’s Partner, and his message.Itachi obviously has enough to worry about right now- but is it wise not to tell him? You…1. Tell Itachi!2. Don’t.
>>48443671>1. Tell Itachi!
>>48443671>Tell Itachi!Maybe with a clone?
>>48443671>Tell Itachi!I guess it's time to find out whether or not he has the Mangyeko in this universe. Another thing I'd like to know about Itachi is if Izumi is still with him.
Our style seems to be pretty jutsu reliant, at least so far. I think we need to consider investing more heavily into Stamina and handsigns to make it more efficient.
As the five of your rush up the stairs, you drop back and keep pace with Itachi. “I didn’t get a chance to mention it before, but…. my clone ran into the Akatsuki at the top of the tower. The smaller one- he knows you. He said you had a lot to talk about; his eyes are like yours, but…. Different.” you say, keeping your tone down.Itachi stops running, and just looks at you.The rest of the team turns around after a few paces, wondering what’s happening-“Go.” is all Itachi says, his eye boring into your own.His sharingan are active- although you don’t feel the effects of any sort of genjutsu…“All of you. Leave. I won’t pull you into my family’s problems- and I won’t hear any complaining. Take the client, and escape.”Below, you hear a dull roar- surely the wooden men from before. You don’t have a lot of time….1. Listen to your teacher.2. Refuse.3. Agree, but secretly tail him.4. Agree but tail him with a clone.>Write-in
>>484440244. Agree but tail him with a clone.>warn him about the black fire.
>>48444024>1. Listen to your teacher.If we do the clone he might think that were real and take a hit for us
>>48444024>4. Agree but tail him with a clone.
>>48444024>1. Listen to your teacher.
>>48444024>2. Refuse."Fuck you. I won't do what you tell me."
>>48444024>Write-in"Itachi there are too many of them right now, even for you. Please come with us for now. I'm positive we won't see the last of them."
>>48444024>1. Listen to your teacherI don't want a repeat of last time, just in case anything happens to Itachi>>48444047Maybe this Shisui can't use Kotoamatsukami and just has the Itachi/Sasuke moveset.
>>484440241. Listen to your teacher.
>>48444024>1. Listen to your teacher.;_;
>>48444074Changing my vote from 1 to this.
>>48444074Supporting. Warn him of the black fire as well.
>>48444076We saw the> dark flamesWhen they killed our clone.
>>48444024>1. Listen to your teacher.Please be safe, though.
>>48444047I support this.
>>48444235Wait, sorry Wargle. One caveat.I want to try to convince him to come with us.
>>48444024I support the following course of action.>>48444074
Trying to convince sensei.Writing.
“Sensei, please.” you say, keeping eye contact with with him, Sharingan or no.“Tsuki, listen to me-” he starts.“NO! YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU IDIOT!” you fume. You don’t have time for this, and you aren’t letting him go off and die over some stupid family feud.Not again. Never again.“We leave you here? And what? You go fight two Akatsuki by yourself? Get overwhelmed by these woodmen? No. I’m not going to stand for it. We leave together, as a team.”Itachi sighs.“Tsuki. I know that you, Hinata and Nori have been through a lot. I promise you, I’m going to be fine. This is something I must do- and I won’t have you three be involved. Get Lemeza out of here, and complete the mission.”“Sensei! I’m not kidding- that man used some weird black fire- it destroyed my clone in a single attack! Please!(Roll me 1d100. First three.)
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>48444641
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>48444641
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>48444641
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>48444641Rolling
>>48444641Quick while he's distracted wack him over the head and start dragging.
>>48444652>>48444652Praise the Mother of Chakra
>>48444652Tsuki has the best words.
>>48444652>>48444657Well damn anon. With modifiers I think we're over 100. Hadn't counted on Tsuki's stubbornness and charm have you Wargle?
>>48444652>"Sensei, you're finding yourself suddenly persuaded.">"Tsuki...">"Suddenly. PERSUADED.">"But I have to...">"Per.">"Sua.">"DED.">"...can I carry any of your gear for you, ma'am?"
>>48444683>Not her tears wrenching Itachi's heart
>>48444683I don't count on anything. Ever.
>>48444735>Mirai Nikki's Yuno Gasai posedo not want
>>48444735Based fucking artfag
This pocket artfriend is fucking glorious my god...
>>48444756But where are the team pictures for Team Ebisu (he died for your sins) and Team Itachi?
>>48444795They are very much top tier, I agree.
>>48444802They never got a chance to take a team photo with Ebisu.
>>48444795Agreed, the colors of that last one were awesome.
hm. It seems my fellow has dropped the ball, so...threadly reminder of best summon
Staredown with an Uchiha.Writing.
>>48444849Ugh lets leave all that alone this thread please.
>>48444849Those aren't Rabbits or Tiger anon>>48444866We can talk about puppets if you want
>>48444880... Well okay then.
>>48444849I'm that fellow.I just figured us phoenixfags made our point heard already and will be considered when summons make an appearance. I'm interested in quest plot rn..... and these amazing artfags Also, Tsuki a cat or a dog person?
>>48445032Tsuki seems like a cat person in general, but she also seems like she greatly appreciates certain dog breeds; bloodhounds and greyhounds and stuff like that.
>>48444880>spoiler anything but that, please
>>48445032>Second spoilerI say she likes both, so long as they're cute and/or useful.
>>48445032She strikes me as a dog person by virtue of wanting lots of loyal if a bit dumb servants that appeals to her princess theme.
>>48445032I feel like she's one of those people who says they like dogs for their loyalty, but then they get a cat and the click with it better.
>>48445032Dog. Loyal, strong, good breeding, and a symbol of wealth.
>>48445032Cat person. Cue hissing at Kiba whenever we see him.
>>48445068Yeah, plon second thought, that makes more sense. Cats seem like they would be too headstrong for her liking. She wants a proud symbol of status, but she also doesn't want to have to yell at a cat while it crawls into her unfinished inventions and sheds all over the place.
>>48445134Kiba got with that crazy cat lady's granddaughter.
The dull roar grows louder. “Go, Tsuki.” He says, his sharingan having faded back into his regular irises. “I won’t. You’re coming with us, Sensei.” You respond flatly.Louder.“Tsuki, don’t make me force you. I don’t want to do that. You need to go.” He says.“Oh no you don’t. You aren’t going to do that. I know you won’t. Don’t try to out bluff a Norihime, sensei. It isn’t going to work.” you say.You stand on the balls of your feet- and poke him in the forehead.“We’re leaving. Come on, sensei.You walk back over to the team, and sit on the steps, smiling.You on the steps, maintaining eye contact and your smile, as the roar grows almost deafening.Itachi closes his eyes, and starts walking.Once he reaches you, he offers you his hand.“We’re going, then.” He says looking ahead.“Why sensei, I thought you’d never ask.” you say with a smug smile.“Are you two quite finished?!” Hinata says. You can tell she’s flustered. Her Byakugan are active- she can probably see all the woodman clamoring up behind you…”“Sorry, everyone. Let’s go.” You say, and every takes off running once more.
Huh maybe we can stop these people from the stupid heroic sacrifice trope, or the brooding emo shit.
>>48445205>You stand on the balls of your feet- and poke him in the forehead.Aww, that was cute.
>>48445205This is the best and most comfy quest running, good job Wargle.
>>48445280>Most comfyYou forget the part where our first sensei died? Comfy may be here now but it won't stay.
Reminder dad bribed the academy instructors to let us pass as a genin.
>>48445323Never try to outbluff a Norihime!
>>48445317He died for you're sins>>48445323Reminder we were only lacking in Taijutsu as apposed to Lee.
>>48445323And...? As an entrepreneur, Tsuki knows that money will get you far in life. Besides, it's not like we're weak as a fly.
>>48445205Balls of steel.
>>48445323>Lee can pass with absolutely no skill in anything but taijutsu>Only our taijutsu is bad and they weren't going to let us passFuck you Iruka, I never liked you anyway>>48445317It has the best feels then, okay?
You quickly realize, however, that running back the way you came may not have been the smartest idea- it’s entirely possible that water from Kisame’s attack from before may still be preventing passage. There is another option- the room with the altar did have a second passage that presumably heads back to the surface- although you really don’t know if it does or not. You…1. Take the path previously travelled- if it’s still blocked, you’ll just have to swim out.2. Take the second path. Obviously the others were able to get here, so it couldn’t be that bad.
>>48445415>2. Take the second path. Obviously the others were able to get here, so it couldn’t be that bad.
>>48445415>Take the second path. Obviously the others were able to get here, so it couldn’t be that bad.If it's collapsed then at the very least we can collapse the section that has woodies chasing us and then have Sensi use his move thrugh the earth thing to get past or just blow the damn thing open.
>>48445415>. Take the second path. Obviously the others were able to get here, so it couldn’t be that bad.Worst comes to worst we might find some treasure or scrolls
>>48445379Oh right.....................>>484454152. Take the second path. Obviously the others were able to get here, so it couldn’t be that bad.
>>48445415>2. Take the second path. Obviously the others were able to get here, so it couldn’t be that bad.I just hope that Kurotsuchi didn't think to seal that way off with her lava
>>48445480Man where is Kuro anyways? Shit has been popping off.
>>48445525Hopefully stuck in a trap. Otherwise she might be dead.
>>48445480She uses quicklime, not lava.
Taking the second path.Writing.
>>48445584Or Real Player.
>>48445480>KurotsuchiShe that cute as shit one that we should make plushies and daki's out of?
>>48445584She uses Lava Release, Quicklime is just a type of that release, along with Rubber, Lava, Son Goku's flaming rocks, and solid Ash.
>>48445609how many tsuki pics did you get?
>>48445626Absolutely, she's the Iwa ninja who's Onoki's granddaughter, Kitsuchi's daughter, and the Fourth Tsuchikage.
so where is Tsunade in Wargleverse?
>>48445645I still have a few more. Waiting for the right time, friends.
>>48445722That's nice Wargle. Now get in the mech.
>>48445801They must be, read the last post... she and Itachi, they, they...held hands
beach episodeSling bikini
>>48445858We got more class than that.
>>48445865all tactics must be considered to capture Sensei's heart
>>48445891I don't think the bikini will be needed.>>48445886I mean look at those thighs.
>>48445886Hey, I didn't write us holding hands with a man half a decade our elder.
>>48445909>smug hinata I'm fucking dying
>>48445886That left leg below the knee though. Nice art but something doesn't look right.
After a quick team conference, you all decide to take the second path. You cannot be sure how Kisame’s attack affected the ruins in the long term- best to avoid it all together.The five of you round the altar. Tamaishi’s researcher is still lying face up upon it, the flowers still blooming as beautiful as before.The new pathway continues down a long hallway- however, a new problem presents itself very quickly. The woodmen, with the extra time they had to catch up, are nipping at your heels.“You won’t escape, interlopers!” the voice of “Tamaishi” says, echoing throughout the passage.“Tsuki! They’re all around us! Expect-” Hinata is cut off as she dodges a razor-sharp root, shooting from one wall to the other. “Run!”The five of you take off down the hallway, dodging roots firing off at various intervals. You four shinobi don’t have much issue dodging, as Hinata is able to trace the chakra signatures, but Lemeza…You cast a quick glance to the Archaeologist. He’s taken a beating throughout this trip- various cuts and tears in his gear. You notice he seems to be clutching something for dear life- although you have no idea what it is. He dodges out from another root, but is just a bit too slow- it pierces his hat, pinning it to the wall.“Shit! Let’s go, let’s go! I don’t want to die here!” the man says with panic as the five of you continue down the passage.The hallway spills out into a large chamber, somewhat reminiscent of an arena. You’re immediately horrified by what you see- Tamaishi’s other two researchers, covered in the same flowers as before. Surely dead.There’s one other oddity- a large whitish lump sits in the middle of the arena floor- it looks weathered, as if something was trying to destroy it, but was unable to. It’s just a bit larger than you, certainly human sized. What is it?You know he’s right on your heels, but…1. Investigate the weird lumpy thing2. No time! We need to go!
>>48445949Yeah, that drawfag isn't 100% on legs desu. So it's official that our mom was a dark-skinned Kumo-nin, and not one of their super aryans?
>>48445978>2. No time! We need to go!
>>48445978>1. Investigate the weird lumpy thing
>>48445978Wasn't Kurotsuchi with Tamaishi's team?
>>48445978>1. Investigate the weird lumpy thingKnock on it tell Kurotsuchi its time to go.
>>48445985She was black and dem tits anon
>>48445978>2. No time! We need to go!It's either a super-Zetsu or some kind of spawner for those little juubi things from Gaiden
>Snap under constant, bottled up stress of potentially losing teammatesBurn it Tsuki. Burn it all for mother.
>>48445978>1. Investigate the weird lumpy thing"Wake up Kuro! We. Are. Leaving!"
>>48446070Fuck, maybe the lump is Kurotsuchi using Lava style as a sheild. Now I'm torn.
Pretty sure that's Kuro defending herself from all the bullshit in this place. Knock on the damn thing and get her moving.
>>48445978>Investigate the weird lumpy thing
>>48445858>>48445865>>48445906post time skip upgrades would be required to bring out maximum effectiveness
>>48445978>1. Investigate the weird lumpy thingBut with extreme caution.
>>48445978Have Hinata Byakugan the lump.
>>48446124I wonder if the Byakugan can detect cancer?
Investigating the lumpy thing.Writing.
>>48445978>3. Fuck it, shoot off a Fire Dragon bullet at it as you run by.
>>48446164Let's hope this is the only lump Tsuki ever finds. Though without Wood Style, cancer risk decreases significantly.
>>48446478>2. Move across one at a time, to take minimal risk.
>>48446478>1. Rush across in an attempt to make up time
>>48446478>3. Defer the decision to Itachi
What IS this thing?You run your hand along it- it makes a sound when you do so. It’s hollow?“Hinata! Check this thing with your Byakugan!” you shout.“Tsuki-hime please! We don’t have time for you to be investigating-” she turns to you with the Byakugan active. Still monitoring the wooden men, most likely.“-what? There’s somebody in there? Well, I hope that they’re paying attention! We’re leaving! Right now!” She says, booking it to the other end of the arena.There’s only two people unaccounted for….You bang on the lump.“Kurotsuchi! If that’s you in there, we’re leaving! I’d suggest you do the same!” you yell at the lump.You feel a bit silly.You wait a few precious moments, then take off towards the group. As you do the lump shatters with a thundering crash behind you.“W-wait! Don’t leave me here with that thing! I didn’t know my client was a tree-monster! Waaaaait!” Kurotsuchi yells, chasing you with all speed.You continue running at full speed, now in the connecting hallway leading away from the arena. The six of you come upon a tight spiralled staircase, somewhat reminiscent of the tower area deeper in the ruins. You round it’s folds quickly, as that taunting voice is audible again.“You won’t escape us! Even if you get out, we’ll still follow you! You’ll let us loose upon the world! Hohohoho! Hahahahaha!”You sweat you can almost hear them- moving and writhing in the walls behind you, but it’s likely your imagination.The stairs spill out into a huge open area. There is a large chasm, spanned only by a rope bridge. It’s tied off at two columns on each end- likely something the researchers did, as it certainly doesn’t match the original construction.It… doesn’t look very stable, though. Nori is first across, seemingly have given caution to the wind.She makes it across first, and waves you all forward. You can either…
>>48446164Why did you delete the last post?
>>48446513Forgot a couple lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouaVQOH4VxI1. Rush across in an attempt to make up time2. Move across one at a time, to take minimal risk.
>>48446531>1. Rush across in an attempt to make up time.
>>48446531>2. Move across one at a time, to take minimal risk.
>>48446531>3. Move across two at a time, balancing risk and speed.
>>48446513>>48446527Missed a few lines in the paste. Have to wait like a full minute to delete posts, it's clunky as fuck.
>>48446531Can we jump across? if not>3. Itachi Sensei what do?
>>48446531>1. Rush across in an attempt to make up time.we're ninjas we can do this.
>>48446531>1. Rush across in an attempt to make up time
>>48446548Seconding thisHave us and Kurotsuchi go, then Itachi and Hinata. Either Itachi or Kurotsuchi can burn the bridge
>>48446531>3. Nori and Itachi throw you and Hinata across while Kurotsuchi books it. Then the two of them follow at the end.
>>48446531Where'd Lemeza go Wargle?
>>48446626The either where all forgotten characters linger.
>>48446623Nori is already across.
>>484465311. Rush across in an attempt to make up timeMake sure everyone is ready to hang on and climb up if it collapses. We could even cut it now, swing across then climb up so we can't be followed. Mean we're ninjas mayne.
>>48446626He's there.>The six of you come upon a tight spiralled staircase,
Guys, Kurotsuchi doesn't even have to cross the bridge. She can fly. Us, Hinata, and Itachi should just cross. Unless she can carry us or Hinata.
>>48446646Waaaaait. Maybe we should use some trap wire to attach Lemeza to Itachi. He's probably the most able to carry him while wall walking
>>48446657I don't think she can do that yet.
>>48446706Why wouldn't Onoki teach his granddaughter how to fly early on? Though we don't know that she can fly in character
>>48446727Probably the same reason he didn't teach her to fly in canon. Oh no wait I found a pic of her flying nevermind. Maybe he hasn't yet? or maybe shes out of chakra.
>>48446626Man, you made me doublecheck to see if I'd gotten the numbers wrong.You silly goose. Rushing wins out by a smidgen.Writing.
>>48446787Just testing ya! And totally not because I'm falling asleep. Nope.
>>48446782Considering she's a jonin with good control over her kekkai genkai, and the Light-Weight Boulder Jutsu is pretty common among Iwa's elite ninja, especially the Tsuchikage's line, I'd venture to guess she has it.
>>48446657maybe she'll princess carry to safety through the airara ara
You see Kurotsuchi fly past- literally fly. What?You stand there stunned for a few moments, but ultimately decide to rush across yourself.You run as hard as you can across, and you hear footsteps behind you. The bridge begins to sway precariously, but it seems to hold tight.As you make to the opposite side, you turn to see Hinata, then Itachi. Lemeza is still on the bridge- and it’s swaying quite heavily. He’s still holding something tightly to his chest, and using one hand to hold himself steady.“Lemeza! What are you doing! Let’s go!” you shout. Kurotsuchi has already taken off towards the entrance- not that you thought she’d wait.“I-I’m coming. Just… give me a minute.” he sputters.He’s coming, but slowly. He could go faster if he’d drop whatever he is carrying…“Oho! Look! One of them is slowing down! Die, thief!” you hear the taunting voice shout.You can see them- the wooden men. They’ve poured forth from the other entrance, and are rushing Lemeza. You can either…1. Wait for Lemeza.2. Cut the bridge.>Write-in
>>48446987>Write-inShooting Star at the Zetsus!
>>48446987>1. Wait for Lemeza.Phoenix flower jutsu time
>>48446987Cover for him by throwing projectiles and then send a shadow clone to rush across and bodily toss his stupid artifact holding ass over to us.
>>48446987>write inMake a clone and have it do the substitution jutsu with Lemeza
>>48446987Use a Kunai and trap wire to wrap around lemezas ancles and cut the rope, have everyone help pull him up.
>>48447022HOLY FUCK!>>48446987DO IT!!!
>>48447022This possible Wargle?
>>48447022Pretty sure substitution isn't Amenotejikara, anon. >>48446987>Phoenix Flower Jutsu the wooden men
>>48446987Have Nori grab him with her chains and drag him, or send a clone to move him faster. Failing that, wait.
>>48446987Is >>48447022 possible?
>>48447022>>48446987Do it if we can.Otherwise Itachi open fire! Give Lemeza cover.
>>48446987>write in: have Nori catch him with her chains and cut the bridge.
>>48447054Theoretically yes. If it isn't then this >>48447059is more than acceptable.
>>48447054>>48447022Substitution isn't actual teleportation, guys. It isn't a space-time jutsu like Flying Thunder God. It's an optical illusion.
>>48447103Then I'm seconding >>48447059 instead.
>>48447103Alright have Nori catch him with her chains as we cut the bridge.
>>48447117>>48447103And tell him to hold the fuck on to whatever he feels is so important cause gravity is about to take over for a second.
>>48447103Actually it isn't an illusion. 'With this technique, users replace their own body with some other object, generally with a block of wood, the moment an attack lands. This creates an optical illusion, making the enemy think the attack was successful. From this, the user can use the lapse in the enemy's attention to attack or flee from the battlefield. Explosive tags can be attached to the replacement for an added surprise. Despite it being a basic ninjutsu taught at the Academy, it is seen as a useful art that can be applied in variety of situations as it allows for a swift getaway from danger. The technique even allows a restrained shinobi to escape capture.'
>>48447103It kind of is though, the premise of the jutsu is to substitute yourself with something so it gets hit instead. If it was just an illusion then it would mean you do get hit but they think you didn't
>>48447133My official ruling is that it is. If they were teaching space-time ninjutsu at the academy level, FTG and other space-time jutsu wouldn't be nearly that big of a deal.It's based entirely on attack misdirection, not teleportation.
>>48447059This is perfectly valid, however.Writing.
>>48447133>>48447144>>48447152After rereading the wiki entry, I'm not entirely sure. Because it does say 'With this technique, users replace their own body with some other object, generally with a block of wood, the moment an attack lands. This creates an optical illusion, making the enemy think the attack was successful.' which makes me think you could be right Wargle. So I'll change this>>48447037 to this >>48447059
>>48447152I'm pretty sure it's just summoning/unsealing something to take a hit for you, or using shunshin and leaving behind a nearby object. It's not like using FTG or Amenotejikara to teleport yourself and another object or Yomotsu Hirasaka/Kamui to pull something out of another dimension
>>48447217What I think they mean is that when the attack hits it looks like the person was hit but then it puffs and you see the log. The illusion is that the object looks like the person
>>48447217Really it functions on handwaving and asspull anyway. If the QM rules it one way then that's all she wrote.
>>48447249All ninjas just have bad eyesight and refuse to admit it
>>48447264I have a feeling that the only ninja a substitution couldn't trick is eyeless Madara.
>>48447249>>48447259From whats on the wiki I think its like this guy says >>48447239. It might work if Lemeza was closer though. Like right net to us.
“Nori! Catch Lemeza with your chains! I’m going to cut the bridge!” you order, unsheathing a sword.“Are you sure? It’s gonna hurt him…” Nori says, her chains appearing on her wrists.“Just do it! Hold on, Lemeza! You’re gonna feel this one!” You yell, slicing through the bridge supports. As you do so, Nori fires off her chakra chains from behind a column, which wind themselves around Lemeza, biting into his skin. He grits his teeth, but otherwise doesn’t make a sound. As the bridge falls, his weight pulls on Nori, who has braced herself against the column. She growls angrily as she pulls the man up from his suspension over the abyss. “You need to lose some weight, Doc.” Nori mutters as she pulls him up over the edge.You help him up, and Nori releases the chains. Lemeza’s coat is shredded, and his arms and torso are bloody from where the spiked chains bit in. The doctor has definitely seen better days.Everyone takes off running once more, though Lemeza is definitely slower than before.“Come on, Doc! Hurry up! If that damn box is so important to you, you better at least make it out of this deathtrap, you know?!” Nori shouts from behind him.This next hallway is rather short, quickly giving way to another chamber; this one very tall indeed. It’s lined with stone cylinders, covered with engravings of a flowering tree.One of the cylinders is open.With nothing specifically calling attention to this room, so you all run right through it, to the next set of stairs. Though you’re coming from the other side, it definitely looks familiar- these stairs connect to the three way split in the entrance hall!You immediately round the final steps and turn left, running straight towards the entrance. You can even see the daylight filtering into the entryway….
Right into Akatsuki. Or end of thread.
YFW Mama Norihime is an Akatsuki member
>>48447499She's deader than Tsunade's brother.
>>48447152FTG and the others are such a big deal because1: they're not limited by line of sight2: They don't require an equal mass swap, you can just blink to your target. Whereas the substitution jutsu requires you swap with something roughly your weight/sizeBasically they're a big deal because they allow a lot more versatility
>>48447499>Pain>Konan>Kakuzu>Hidan>Kisame>Shisui>Zetsu>Deidara>Sasori>And an empty space for OrochimaruI don't think that's quite possible
>>48447535But either way the plan PROBABLY wouldn't work because I doubt we'd be similar enough to lemaza to swap with him, just pointing out that the technical canon IS actually switching plalces.But whatever works for the quest.
>>48447550But it's switching places by moving really fast, not using basically magic or god powers to place yourself somewhere else entirely. We couldn't substitute back to Konoha. Even shunshin is just moving really fast.
>>48447577Exactly. Which is part of why hirashin is such a big deal. It's not a "run from point A to point B", it's a "You are now at point B" type thing
>>48447582Oh Christ, did the kid have a happy ending at least?
Once outside, you immediately collapse on the sand. It’s warm, and the sun is nearly blinding- but you’re outside. “Happy to be outside, genin?” Kurotsuchi says, from a perch slightly above where you are.“It’s Tsuki. And yes, quite. I wasn’t counting on your client to be the dangerous one.” you say, still laying in a small heap.As everyone gathers outside, everyone turns towards the entrance, to see if the wooden men will pour out.Moments become minutes, which stretch even longer. Nobody comes out. You certainly weren’t expecting what came next, however.The ground begins to shake, and a different dull roar grows ever louder- before a bright blue missile flies directly through the roof of the ruins. It’s… water? They were boring through solid rock?As it comes crashing down into the dunes, it kicks up a large cloud of sand, only for the water itself to somewhat mute the landing. There stands Kisame Hoshigaki, holding his partner. He sets the man down, and they dust each other off. “Hey, hey! Shisui! Those zetsu were pretty annoying! I wonder if they have anything to do with our old flytrap-face? Although, they don’t look that much alike….” He says to man, who you assume to be Shisui, although he’s too busy staring directly at your group to answer.
>>48447602Iraq so... probably not?
>>48447605Gai's eternal rival
>>48447605I fucking love Kisame, he brightens every near death experience
>>48447700Kisame is easily the best ninja in his group. Poor guy's just fed up with all the lies.
This update better not end on a cliff hanger...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc“Eh, Shisui?” Kisame says, before turning to look at your group.“Ahh! The brats made it out! Joined forces with the Iwa shinobi, too? Today certainly IS full of surprises.” Kisame says, scratching at his chin.This is EXACTLY what you wanted to avoid-You turn to Itachi. His sharingan are activated, and he’s staring directly at Shisui.For the first time, Shisui speaks.“Hello again, Itachi. I’m upset you didn’t come see me, but, considering the circumstances, I’ll forgive you. This world certainly does like to bring us together, doesn’t it? You’re still loyal to the Leaf, as I figured you would be.”“Shisui. I don’t know why you’re here, but you don’t need to involve any of them.” Itachi spits back at the robed man.“I didn’t know you thought so little of me, Itachi. Attacking women and children? I’d truly become what the Leaf thinks of us, then, wouldn’t I? Hah!” Shisui leers back at your sensei.“We’re here on business, nothing more. Although….” the robed man continues, pulling back his hood. Uchiha hair and face, same color of eye- except for one. His right eye, which contained a sharingan of an odd shape- and it was active, while his other one was not. A wicked scar covered that same eye.“My dear cousin, the people of Konoha consider us monsters. Look what they did to me! I served them faithfully, but yet in the end, I was pawn to be thrown aside!”“Until you see this truth, you will be nothing but a pawn as well. I had hoped growing older would have opened your eyes- but it seems you have retained your ideals….."...Maybe I should teach you another lesson? It will be just like old times, Itachi. I’d like to see how much you’ve learned….."
>>48447752IN THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
...So we're totally gonna shove a stellar technique up his ass if it means keeping itachi right?
>>48447738Sorry to disappoint, anon. But hey! I'll run tomorrow too.THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, BOYS.Gotta sleep, and shit.@WargleQM for Naruto crunch debatesNext Thread will be tomorrow.Post-Thread Begins now!
>Team Hime is cursed
>>48447784Thanks for running and goodnight.
>>48447784So how good did we do this thread?And the image in the video you posted makes me think that Tsuki having a suit of armor and her Kiba swords would be fucking awesome.
>>48447785WE HAVEN'T EVEN HIT THE FUCKING CHUUNIN TRIALS YET!
>>48447784Thanks for running Wargle. The cliffhanger is worse than talk-no-jutsu Wargle.
>>48447784We ain't gonna lose another Sensei are we?
>>48447784Thanks for running!And when we get back & report the events, what will the mission rank be adjusted to, if at all?
>the bow is back home collecting dust
>>48447823...are lame as fuck and should be discarded like the bow since we don't' even use it.
>>48447810Maybe Itachi can kill him and gain the Mangekyo. Kisame will probably stay out if Shisui tells him to, and 1 Mangekyo Shisui vs 2 Triple-Tomoe Itachi could go either way. Though I'd favor Itachi if Shisui doesn't have access to Kotoamatsukami.
>>48447813Will depend if you actually fight Shisui or not.Technically the mission is complete, at this point. He's threatening Itachi, not Lemeza.
While not related to the mission, if we come back alive and not lose Itachi and Wargle gives us free time, what things should Tsuki invent to sell?
>>48447823Are cool, but I wanna do them later. After the Chuunin Exams.>>48447831>>48447844Wussies.
>>48447831So... Puppets. I got you anon!
Not feeling puppetswe already have a cool unique ninja gimmick bloodline trick
>>48447841How likely is it that we convince Shisui to leave this matter alone for a later time?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>48447864Lets ask the dice
>>48447799You did pretty well. Diplomancing Itachi rolls threw me for a loop, and I expected you to fight the Zetsu instead of run.(I'm not punishing you guys for rolling high, either. Running into him here is important for a variety of reasons.)
>>48447831Puppet users are useful though! Look at this cool list!>Sasori: one of the weakest members of Akatsuki, got taken down by Chiyo and Sakura, did nothing when revived, also he killed the Third Kazekage, but Kazekage's tend to be weak and he also kidnapped him so there was likely no fight>Chiyo: beat Sasori, but only because he let her and Sakura helped, fought alongside Kimimaro when revived, did less damage than him>Kankuro: saved Kiba that one time from Sakon and Ukon I think?
>>48447870Is the thing that Lamenza is carrying pic related?
>>48447877It's Kishimoto.You could just explain it as bad writing/utilization of characters & concepts.
>>48447835If he has Kotoamatsukami would he use it on Itachi? Aren't there better targets? I mean I guess he could implant him with DESTROY KONOHANA!>>48447823Please no.
>>48447887noits a complete DVD set of the 1997 Berserk anime
>>48447877The third Kazekage was considered to be the strongest one by far until Gaara and Chiyo was puppeting Sakura for a good chunk of the fight
>>48447887Hah. Not quite. You already saw what he was carrying earlier.>>48447864You guys have some crazy diplo rolls, so I won't discount it. He isn't likely to listen to some whelp genin from Konoha, though.
>>48447897Puppets are a poor concept anyway. The reason only Suna uses them is because they're the worst of the villages.
>>48447900I will control the Norihime heiress to access her vast fortune...and her tsukis!BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>48447905>You already saw what he was carrying earlier.When?Not being uppity. I really don't remember. Might have overlooked it.
>>48447904The strongest Kazekage. Which isn't a very good benchmark. Hell, he was one of the bottom two Kage of his generation, with Hiruzen, Onoki, and the Third Raikage all being stronger than him. And we know nothing of the Third Mizukage.
>>48447913Good argument anon! Here's one of equal sense... It's all puppets.
>>48447923There really hasn't been much for him to grab while out of Tsuki's direct vision. Though, it was a bit of a throw-away line, so I don't blame you for missing it.
>>48447938Is it our pregnant wife's severed head? Do we have to kill Lemeza to become Wrath now?
>>48447919Well I mean more like zaping Naruto with being negative. Or taking over another country. I mean I might try to use it to keep orochimaru in line ffs.>>48447936See I don't find that compelling for puppets. However I do see an investment opportunity in a ramen chain.
>>48447932Lets be honest though that generation of kages were insane
>>48447956If we control Ramen, we control the Uzumaki family...
>>48447960I'm pretty sure that the Third Mizukage was the Hitler one as well. Because it's mentioned that the Mist was a terrible place before Yagura.
>>48447954WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX?It's something some of you might want.Some of you won't:'D
>>48447972First you get da Ramenden you get da Uzumakisden you get da powah
>>48447954>>48447986>tfw people just casually spoil 7 Maaaan
>>48447986It would be interesting if it was some sort of saintly relic of an Otsutsuki or the Ten Tails, but I suspect that it isn't.
>>48447986Oh boy a what a pretty necklace
>>48447986It's not a fuckin' puppet right?
>>48448009Oh I hope so.
>>48447986Is it our mother's soul?
>>48448014Owe its puppets anon.
>>48448014>kill me now wargle nooooo
WHATEVER IT IS IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
>>48448049>Not selling it to the highest bidderYou're fired, Anon.
>>48448049Get outta here Indy quick post snakes
>>48448066Is it Kaguya's boyfriend's stupid crown thing?
>>48448077I could go for marshmellows
>>48448097It's clearly a hamster of some sort producing rope, though what that has to do with anything I'ven't the foggiest
>>48448111Moon rabbits anon
I know what Imma vote for this monday
>>48448179open the box?
>>48448148I know that it's moon rabbits. That's pretty obvious since we just exited a temple dedicated to Best Girl** status currently under review
>>48448227Name a more useless ninja tool.
>>48448234Shuriken.And puppets are great.
>>48448248Shuriken seems to take up the use of a knife. Knives are useful for just about everything.
>>48448248Toroi and Obito would disagree with you there. Puppets may be great for sand ninja who's only skill is to use them, but we're a leaf ninja with a kekkai genkai and Seven Swordsman swords, we don't need puppets or ranged weapons besides throwables.
>>48448299The fan could be nice if we work it in with our style
>>48448306Yeah, that's true. I'm just saying as a ninjutsu/kenjutsu specialist, we have no need for puppets.
>>48448315Agreed, even though, and this is not being an advocate for them, that snake one anon posted looked kinda cool.
>>48448315We're not a kenjutsu specialist yet, that hasn't been decided any more than puppets.
>>48448336It would be smart to specialize in kenjutsu considering we have both the Kiba and lightning release. And we also have practice swords we've practiced with.
>>48448349I've said it before and I'll say it again the biggest benefit of the sword is that they amp our lightning jutsus way up and make them cost less we don't need to learn Kenjutsu we just need to take them out and use them as jutsu amps
I wonder if those swords could be used with our stellar release, I know they handle lighting somehow but if we can pump stellar through them as well that'd be cool.
>>48448362Actually learning kenjutsu would help, because then we could channel either stellar or lightning release into the swords and they could cut through almost anything another ninja would use. Except maybe if they imbued Scorch Release onto a weapon.
>>48448362Using them as just amps seems like a waste. Don't forget also that they've got some extreme benefits if there is natural lighting about.Granted we don't know about them yet. But they're absolutely insane.
>>48448365I already asked Wargle that.He said yes.
>>48448400I looked it up on the wiki, apparently they're the sharpest blades ever. So yeah, just using them as amps is a waste.
>>48448362I agree with this, we don't need kenjutsu, just the swords themselves as a conduit.
>>48448400Its not really a waste, its just were more concerned with one of its abilities then using them as swords. Just think of them as another ninja tool
>>48448426>>48448427That's literally half of what makes the good, you're advocating wasting half of the weapons potential for literally no reason.
>>48448427Ninja tools that aren't being used to their full potential because they're swords and not just jutsu amps. >>48448420Really? I would think that the needle blade would be sharper at the tip at least.
>>48448436>>48448448Its a waste of time we would have to not only train up our ninjutsu stats and then level up all of our physical stats and taijutsu to high levels to make it useful. Just go towards what were already speced for
>>48448448Just goin' by what the wiki says. The lightning used in the forging made 'em eternally sharp.
>>48448336we already have the fucking swords though and finding a kenjutsu instructor will be much easier than finding a puppeteer teacher
>>48448456Nigga, look at Itachi's stats, we'll have enough time between now and shipudden to get gud at them. Christ alive that min maxing shit is awful. We even have an excuse to get better at tai now with that afterglow technique.
>>48448468Danzo could easily find us a teacher, he has all his connections plus our money
>>48448479>implying implications of implying There are only like three puppet users even worth bothering.
>>48448479Didn't Minato promise to find us a teacher for Kiba? If he didn't he should have, because that's just giving Danzo more control over us.
>>48448456I'd rather not be super focused in just one aspect.
>>48448490There's only really one at this point. Kankuro is a genin and Sasori is a fugitive. So it's really only Chiyo, and she wouldn't help a Leaf ninja at this point.
>>48448490Wargle could easily make an oc if he needed too and one canon one is in an organization the needs a lot of money>>48448494I think he just said he would give them too us he probably expects us to find our own teacher>>48448498I agree I just want to specialize in one thing and learn some other skills to supplement our main focus without getting to deep into them
>>48448511I wish wargle had never brought puppets fucking up. Would've saved me so many headaches.
The Kiba swords.They're both lighting imbued. They cut with, "high-frequency vibrations," they're the sharpest swords in existence."They manipulate and transform lighting freely," they boost ones, "attack power to the highest limit... allowing them to preform high-level lighting release techniques with a minimal cost of chakra." "They may use the owners lighting... or natural lighting."If there is natural lighting available we would literally be inexhaustible and gain the ability to call lighting from the storm causing it at will. They apparently have some sort of rotation bonus, though it's not clearly specified entirely what that is... Maybe we could turn it into a Tsuki drill technique to match her hair.They were so bullshit they were adapted from the anime into the manga.http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Kiba_(swords)
>>48448524I wish Kishi had never brought them up. It would have let Sakura become irrelevant, and either eliminated or bettered the worst Sand Sibling.
>>48448540I'd still rather have the needle-sword, exploding sword, or samehada. Just me personally, Kiba suits Tsuki the best.
>>48448540I think either the anime team made them up or Kishi gave them the idea. I'm surprised the lazy fuck actually made all 7
>>48448540Spinning things is apparently literally creating a tornado of lightinghttp://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Dragon_Tornado
>>48448555I'd like samehada too, it's adorable
>>48448540>>48448561It has a list of techniques from the blades at the bottom of the page. One is making armor out of lighting.
>>48448560And he even made all seven pretty unique and interesting.
>>48448572We could treat it like our pet, we can tie a bow on it>>48448580Thats the thing the character are the worst part of Naruto the setting and items are the cool parts
>>48448580I think the explosion sword is a bit lazy, but the rest are all pretty cool.
>>48448572Samehada's problem is that it's in the hands of Kisame and it's also a greatsword. So Tsuki would have to get SWOL for it.
>>48448586The main characters are the worst part, the side characters and villains can get pretty great.
>>48448599Oh it doesn't fit Tsuki at all, I just like it personally.
>>48448604I can get behind that, I do like almost all of the Akatsuki>>48448591I don't know, Zabuza's was pretty lazy at least the explosion one is out there
>>48448591I thought the same thing, but I changed that when I realized that it's Tandem Paper Bomb, but a sword.
>>48448618The interesting thing with Zabuza's is that it repairs itself with blood, which is a nice tie in to it being the executioner's blade.
>>48448632It nice and I do like it but its kind of lazy and underpowered compared to the rest of the blades>>48448555We can collect them all anon, the Mist didn't hunt down there missing ninja and he killed our sensei we need to make sure these weapons are under the watchful eye of Konoha
Some of this seems a a little much, like the chakra elements. But I'm sure we can develope something that would make a high frequency tone that would disable those around us, and create some sort of mufflers in our all terrain masks to mute that sound.
I want us to be a kick boxing bunny sage. We can use kiba in our hands too that way
>>48448653Tsuki is the law and order candidate
>>48448726Nah Tsuki is the SEIG KONOHA choice
>>48448713Ill be honest I'd rather use jutsu's. The puppets just seem like a burden to me.I won't throw a fit if they win though. Good luck.>>48448720Most anons seem dead set on birds.Night anons.
You people realize that in all likelihood that Shisui is still loyal to Konoha and is pulling a canon-Itachi, and by forcing Itachi to come back with us we ruined his chance to calmly and easily touch base with Konoha's double agent within the Akatsuki? And now he's going to have to use the Tsukuyomi to get them three days in which to chat and hang out right in front of Kisame?Seriously, Shisui and Kagami are the main reason Danzo is a fucking douchenozzle. Both of them are Uchiha who *embodied* the Will of Fire, proving that the Clan is a massive boon to Konoha. And yet he killed them all off cause he was jealous of their congenital pink-eye problem.
>>48448778Thats two people out of around one hundred anon almost every other Uchiha was a prick and deserved what they got
>>48448800Da, two diamonds in the coal isn't enough
>>48448778I'm sorry Tsuki was worried about her sensei and did what she could to protect him. If only she had, had ooc knowledge.
>>48448800Unless you can give me a list of every single Uchiha killed during the Massacre and explain how killing them was directly beneficial to Konoha - more-so than a surgical ANBU strike to remove the leaders who were instigating rebellion - then I'll have to disagree with you on that.
>>48448815If I remember right almost all the Uchiha's were in on it and if you left any alive they would be pretty pissed at the rest of their family being killed and then they might either rebel again or leave to another village
>>48448832Well gee then, it sure is a shame that there's no other way to resolve the issue. Like, say, a Genjutsu that could force them to do whatever the caster wills, even against their most deep-seated convictions, and never even realize that they aren't doing it of their own volition.Everyone involved took the single most stupid fucking option possible. I swear to God.
>>48448892That genjutsu is arguably more evil than kiling them.
>>48448892So you want to use Shisui's special eye magic on dozens of people over and over again which will make him go completely blind and hope that nothing else will make them want to rebel and what about their kids or their kids kids?
>>48448918Make one person go blind in order to brainwash the Uchiha into following Konoha's Will of FireversusAllow an *entire Clan of ninja mary-sues to rebel against Konoha or be murdered in one night by one of their own thereby traumatizing him forever*
>>48448933And once he goes blind you can't use that power on anymore people anon, sure the problem might be dealt with now but give it a generation or two and your right back where you started
>>48448941No, that's the beauty of it. Children will be taught by their parents. And if the current parents have been brainwashed into following the Will of Fire, guess what they're going to teach their children?
>>48448954Ah so kids are one to one for there parents no wonder Char is just like Zeon Zum
>>48448970In Naruto? They often are. Shikaku>Shikamaru, Chouza>Chouji, Shibi>Shino... And besides. I never said that the children were exact little clones of their parents. I merely said that the parents are what teach and instill values into their children. So if the entire Uchiha Clan was brainwashed to follow the Will of Fire, they would teach their children to also follow the Will of Fire, and so on. Which might not remove the root causes of the rebellion, but it would buy Hiruzen time and goodwill from the Uchiha - because they're now on the same philosophical wavelength - in order to come up with a more satisfactory solution.